Quagmire and Meg texting😂

[@beowoke]

Quagmire built different 💀

[@contributative9368]

So true

[@bradleybaka9055]

Fr fr

[@abdalmiah4749]

Fr

[@tatraurbex]

Yay 1k

[@GoTouchSumGrass.]

The power of his horniness exceeds human capabilities. 😭

[@kafekoppen5358]

The way he got over excited by just a "K." If only it was like that today Lmao

[@ThatsPerty]

Yeah “K.” Now a days apparently means ur in trouble

[@--TOM--]

Idk why k is such a negative thing now, I've literally made friends think I hate them over it

[@Laevatei1nn]

@@--TOM-- probably coz you dont even put the effort to type in some extra letters💀 edit : im just guessing why they're irritated over "K" yal fucker stop replying to me.

[@lonewolf1300]

@@Laevatei1nn bro i even got in trouble with my gf because i wrote Ok instead of okay or oky , k meant always that you did something and she's mad

[@AcediaIX]

I wrote k all the time, I'm lazy af

[@indianavenger1687]

Peter: "What the fuck are you two doing!" Meg: "You got a friend in me!" 💀

[@noname-xq1ii]

They're doing the 3rd word peter said

[@limeblox3801]

🧿👄🧿

[@impostor6683]

@no name 💀

[@Equivix]

@@impostor6683 sorry but the failed @ is kinda sad

[@indianavenger1687]

@@NightBreeze7.0 also that 😵

[@AdiLPTV]

The excited Glenn noises. 😂

[@Guardrailkid]

a fellow stalker is here, are you lost? need some artefacts?

[@talismansandcharms]

They’re funny lol

[@faku6900]

**Excites in giggitys**

[@salemcrow5078]

The irony is that this whole dynamic is actually an incredible representation of how young girls (or honestly kids in general) get trapped in pedophilic or abusive relationships. They fail to receive love or comfort at home, and some guy comes along who can seemingly provide that. Then they use that to their advantage to groom them and eventually sexually exploit them.

[@LakotaWolf631]

Ugh, so true... When I was 12-13 it happened to me and I was being stalked for 2 years because of it until the dude actually shown up taking pictures of my school which scared me half to death. I'm 19 now so unfortunately I didn't graduate because people are dingles💀

[@raven_ouma]

Happened to me a year ago

[@Vivo-ib5ji]

Jesus Christ that's horrible. Making me want to go full punisher mode to these kind of sick bastards. Sigh. If only it's allowed. I pray for those people who got this kind of bad experience to get better soon and forget about them. Smh.

[@Kento_yamazakkkiii]

@@retardedcat9863 ew

[@Kento_yamazakkkiii]

@@LakotaWolf631 gross

[@AizenRumble]

Peter: "What were you doing quagmire" Quagmire: "Doing your daugther"

[@--TOM--]

"Giggity giggity"

[@MohammedMahdi8005]

Who else but quagmire

[@nolbex]

@@MohammedMahdi8005 giggity giggity ...giggity go

[@saucesquad4220]

Unfortunately Peter's mom was out of comission so glen was unable to say "Doing ya mom"

[@Mr.Lag_]

You know we straight doin' your daughter.

[@barbaracastillo8295]

The funniest and saddest thing is that this shows that the healthiest relationship meg can posible have is while being groomed 😭

[@axoi_i]

It's honestly sad but true, this is the "nicest" she's ever been treated on the show

[@gamergirlinside]

“I’m gonna drown you and-“ Noo too much, too much. Glen :”I love stars!”

[@felixspancakes969]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@jwil3180]

Meg said I love stars not glen

[@kid_toucher]

wow thx for the captions

[@jesseperrella]

When I saw "K" I thought he was gonna be pissed. Nope, its Quagmire.

[@hueyfreeman1799]

Who else BUT quagmire?

[@Jvclyn]

Same

[@mindofguest_archive]

Edp445 is looking at me rn 💀 (Edit) Holy shit I didn't expect this to blow up 💀💀💀

[@connorhicks6938]

She just turned 18 in this ep

[@mindofguest_archive]

@@connorhicks6938 oh OK lol

[@AdrianOkay]

@@connorhicks6938 spawncamping

[@sleepyhead996]

@@AdrianOkay 💀💀💀💀

[@Chariz69]

@@AdrianOkay god reply

[@angel88dead]

This one of the rarest moments where someone is nice to her.

[@DaniJHollis]

And its just to get into her pants. The sad truth

[@salemcrow5078]

I wouldn't really call this "nice"....

[@itzanapplepine4168]

@@salemcrow5078 ye

[@styxyx1026]

This isnt nice bro its grooming😭

[@punkspockispunkrock]

when everyone is such an asshole to her to the point that grooming her is the nicest someone has even been to her

[@circularsolid5252]

"u into Farmville?" *"Uhh I have a boyfriend 🙄🙄"*

[@sauseee4567]

LOL

[@MrEffectify]

Is there anyone who still plays Facebook games? Are they a thing still?

[@Simply_yul]

@@MrEffectify prob

[@LesyasHowTos]

@@MrEffectify unfortunately, no, most got discontinued or smth. I tried and cannot find any decent one

[@CookiiYT]

“*excited Glenn noises*” Nahhh 💀💀💀

[@Somemetalguy-mm3su]

Quagmire is the only one in family guy who probably cares about meg Edit: mom I'm famous

[@tyr1_j]

“cares about her” that creep is just using every woman he sees

[@deshawnwinn9454]

He doesn't really "care" for her. He just wants to use her like he does to every women he see

[@justcommenting241]

I think what he means is if meg was dying on side of the road quagmire might do something

[@morganrakes4184]

Before this point when he provided Meg with good advice when she was obsessed with Brian, yeah he was a genuinely good somewhat uncle figure to Meg. But that’s all out the window when this ep happened 😂

[@fearfulpike1705]

Kind of a cartoon not so deep but ight

[@zomxii8040]

"nah that's too much" Most relatable thing when texting

[@imcasualjimm]

"I love stars!" Famous last words

[@cruzlllll]

he is actn like a 15 year old when hes 60-70 something lol holy shit i got 5k likes thats the most ive gotten :D 6.3k?

[@LprnKy]

45

[@porkbellycutlets427]

@@LprnKy no he's older

[@THE_ave]

She was 18 in this episode

[@4kdagger22]

@@THE_ave like that makes it any better

[@TurboCringe420]

@@4kdagger22 no but joe can't catch quagmire for it atleast

[@angelicart.6]

“I love stars” Meg, let me talk to you for one second please 💀

[@hannabeaverly6263]

Dude Quagmire gets excited and goes from “Lets meet” to “Im gonna rip you a new one, youre gonna drown in….” Like holy shit

[@The_ink_demon666]

I totally expected him to go “Alright!” after Meg agreed to hang out with him Giggity Giggity Giggity

[@alekgaazka8442]

911 likes

[@naibaf1247]

Fr

[@araz_car_enthusiast]

Porsche 911 is a very good Car

[@1LAPPLE]

911 Whats your emergency?

[@Talal_4444]

9/11 is a very interesting date. It makes me wanna fly for some reason.

[@Rylocand]

9/11, 911 what’s your emergency, also a Porsche 911

[@HelloEditz593]

"I love stars." HAS ME DEAD OMG

[@Bigg.b]

“Excited Glenn Noises”

[@unknown-wh8vv]

Quagmire really Avoiding FBI

[@Honeybunchess414]

The fact that Quagmire had to learn how to talk like that on a phone bc we all know someone over 40 wouldn’t do that (Quagmire is 61)

[@kellyrobertj.6548]

“Nah too much too much”😂😂😂 sometimes it be like that

[@idfkyou]

LMFAO THE GLEN NOISES

[@Makya.Official]

That is obviously a family girl

[@vader.editz.86]

He really put “Excited Glenn noises” 😂

[@EliaGram]

*Excited Glenn Noices* got me dead 😂

[@Frogz1]

This is like a middle school couple texting💀🤚

[@jok3r871]

Omigawd omigawd omigawd

[@UniversalHawk]

Quagmire got too excited 😆

[@joobiejoobie9349]

“Who else but Quagmire”

[@unholy725]

Quagmire- "I'm gonna wreck you so bad and drown you in- no that's to much" Me and my sister- "w-what DROWN HER IN WHAT"

[@kartiksolanki5400]

You don't wanna know

[@meep5206]

A well 💀

[@zoltanlakatos6623]

Daddy juice?

[@laminruger]

Bruh 😎

[@unspecifiied3627]

urine

[@rossalexander5621]

Old quagmire got a flip phone he's stuck in the 1990s 💀

[@jpmm777]

Hahaha the transition from "I'm gone wreck u s hard" to "so many stars 2nite" got me

[@quinderick2002]

“EDP light mode” 💀

[@S0m30n3_.0]

“Ok glen time to reel her in” POLICE THATS HIM

[@floppashelby926]

Discord be like: edit: the WW2 (1939-1945) was a conflict between the Allies (France, UK, USA, USSR, little Poland, [...]) and Axis (Germany, Italy, Japan), which concluded with the Allies victory and millions of deaths in Europe. edit 2: the song "Cálice/Cale-se" (Calice/Silence) made by Chico Buarque was a way to protest against the military dictatorship in Brazil, using the word "Cálice" to say "Cale-se" in a way to bypass the censorship. edit 3: dopamine is made of C8H11NO2. C = Carbon(8); H = Hydrogen(11); N = Nitrogen; O = Oxygen(2). edit 4: wandering spider is known for lifting its paws*? when feeling in danger, using this as a way to jump, defend itself or grab the prey. It can be mostly found in America (continent). edit 5: "The military use something named the “MICLIC” which is pretty much a huge thick rope filled with C4 which explode and set off any land mines in the area. Another term for this line is “Mine-clearing Line Charge” -by​ @ghost Mythic edit 6: "Did you know coke used cocaine in its original recipe? It is said they still use cocaine leaves in the normal coke" -by ​ @Sentient Ape edit 7: "a second degree burn hurts more than a third degree burn because the third degree burn damage the nerves [...]" - by @Lucifer "Morningstar" the Lightbringer edit 8: when you move a single/multiple part(s) of your body, there's something more complex behind your action. Since the thought of moving your muscle until you actually move it. edit 9: * *hm* * edit 10: * *the 10th edit will be dedicated to an elegant fact 🍷🗿* * Here's some information that you never asked for. Thanks for reading. 🍷

[@itsjustice1140]

What kinda discord u got 💀, that ain’t discord u got chaos

[@SodaSipper]

@@itsjustice1140 shhh he doesn't know yet don't tell him guys

[@Dankmemes555]

@@SodaSipper 🤫

[@connorhicks6938]

She just turned 18 in this episode

[@connorhicks6938]

But that has nothing to do with discord mods obviously lol

[@BANANADORK]

This is kinda creepy and cute at the same time☺️

[@firebirb-]

Bro quagmire's reaction to "k" is how I react everytime the guy I like actually texts me back

[@tonimarx6405]

If only girls knew just how accurate this is.

[@Izzyisthebee]

*Excited Glenn noises*💀💀 glenn is a different kinda breed

[@clumz4630]

Ain’t no way Meg is this oblivious 💀

[@lilsavage5427]

Never thought I would hear him say “too much”

[@P0is0n4urTea]

“I LOVE STARS” 😃✨

[@Chunkzisgoated]

"Nah that's too much" 🤣🤣🤣

[@BloatedPizzaRolls]

how to spend quarantine with ur friend:

[@tundraosu]

Quagmire is around 60 years old for reference 💀

[@gabrielmealy4299]

“Too much, too much”

[@Ihopeeveryonediesxx]

“Excited Glenn noises” 😭😂

[@Gamer-gv7xn]

“Exited quagmire noises”

[@ultragx_k881]

I love how it said (Excited glenn noises)

[@dudewhoasked1745]

the moment meg realizes when she gets to quagmires house

[@codeine_lynx]

"I'm going to wreck you so bad and drown u" this man quagmire actually needs some jail time💀

[@felixspancakes969]

😭😭😭😭

[@pimpinproes1803]

“Nah that’s too much”💀

[@Someguy-uo6eh]

Didn't knew Quagmire had a thing for transformers.

[@henriqueeendr]

"IDK. LOL. JK."

[@kelaythegreatlol284]

Quagmire is built real different

[@andyleftwich4388]

Laughs in glen

[@Radio_Star.]

Quagmire went teenage boy when he saw that "k"

[@ambush4254]

The one thing idk about this is how quagmire is older then meg💀

[@unspecifiied3627]

shes 18 so its totally okay

[@cheses.]

Not Quagmire unintentionally being Herbert 💀

[@HasanAhmed-mn6dj]

EXCITED GLENN NOISES…I CANT BREATH 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@hornytooo4030]

I never knew that I would think Excited Glenn is kinda cute 💀

[@VannyLute]

When I saw the first text the first thing that came to my mind is that im reading Spanish and then I realized that it was English

[@T.C.G.111]

The unspoken rizz💀💪

[@roopkd]

“Excited Glenn noises” lmao 💀

[@DCW121]

Who else but quagmire!

[@ratalien9259]

This episode is honestly so fucking creepy he’s trying to get with he’s bestfriend’s daughter right after she turned 18 he’s literally so disgusting Ik the episode Is a joke but still she just turned 18

[@rawr1131]

The first time I saw this, I was 18 and mortified. Meg was still a kid and Quagmire went after someone who he knew when they were a baby.

[@ATV-wp2zm]

which episode?

[@GAMA830]

Glenn and megs friendship is underrated in my opinion

[@ruzaina4118]

Atleast he never treated Meg badly

[@thelastoner2154]

But we’re not going to talk about how Glenn is over 50 years old and Meg is 17

[@aplusdubs232]

She's 18 in this episode

[@Geeru2]

Wasn’t there an episode where Peter and glen were in prek? If I’m correct, he should be almost the same age as Peter. The creators probably test around with his age. I highly doubt he’s 50+

[@aplusdubs232]

@@Geeru2 gonna guess that whole episode was uncannon, and more like a throwaway joke.

[@mattle841]

Meanwhile my reaction to a "k":

[@uchihasasuke2296]

Remember the episode where Peter didn't know Meg's birthday they should have just asked Quagmire he's been counting the day she turns 18

[@yesplscallme3231]

Now boys learn from quagmire 😂

[@ahmetkose2473]

Quagmire is typing: I am gonna wreck u so bad and drown in... Quagmire: "Nah, it's too much, too much"

[@jcosabellano2854]

Peter: So, uh, Quagmire, what'd you do last night? Quagmire: Your daughter.

[@tsuyuasui3264]

“Nah that’s too much.” Lol!

[@jaidonjarvis1583]

*excited quagmire noises* that killed me lol

[@PizzaPowerXYZ]

Is everybody just gonna gloss over that he said he was gonna wreck and drown her?

[@Alex-iu7dl]

Drown in c*m probably 💀💀💀

[@dessertlimbo]

he didnt finish his sentence...

[@Super-ug6hg]

"*excited Glenn noises*"

[@M_Mystic]

“Excited quagmire noises” 💀I’m dying

[@frstex6043]

Bro said a whole fist 💀🤨

[@Snaaqs]

this how i imagine edp was texting that “13 yr old”

[@wym.jayus.]

I think we all know if a girl says K then it’s not just a K

[@miguelsoto_4085]

“Time to reel her in”😭😭💀

[@samueljorgensen5251]

Nah💀

[@GayKermit-._-.]

Google translate 💀

[@abeb1k]

he’s 61 and she’s 18 yo📸🤨

[@tonalambiguity3345]

The law says it’s ok for a reason. At 18 you can make decisions for yourself, if they attracted to a 61 year old then that’s their business and not for you to judge.

[@kitten_582]

@@tonalambiguity3345 baby some things need to be judged the age of consent would be higher if old ppl were not involved

[@tonalambiguity3345]

@@kitten_582 wrong. Two adults loving each other does not need to be judged. God damn American Puritanism.

[@blinktwice4541]

@@tonalambiguity3345 she literally just turned 18 in this video, therefore he was sexually attracted to her when she was a minor. That's fucked up.

[@tonalambiguity3345]

@@blinktwice4541 I got news for you, once a girl has developed breasts men will find them attractive, we are biologically wired that way. The decent ones will ignore the attraction if they are a minor. The real ones you gotta watch out for are the ones that deny they have such attractions, they upto some shady shit.

[@Random-anotheraceinspace]

“Who else but quagmire”

[@glenmashaba]

The text he pulled back 😂😂😂😂

[@CAESARbateman]

Lol

[@jqrt]

ayo?

[@Fuckwadd]

Don't act confused. You know Quagmire is into anything with a pulse.

[@levihoffman7269]

The ayo translates to come on. XD

[@GayKermit-._-.]

@@levihoffman7269 it translates to okay? Now 😂

[@noelgutierrez3208]

It translated to okay for me

[@kermitcult4845]

“Exciting Glenn noises” 😭

[@maksiuu2137]

"That's too much, too much"💀💀💀💀

[@arithechild5722]

nah cuz i felt it when he said "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GODD!! " thats how i was when me and my crush used to text alot, he hates me now

[@britt_britt777]

"Ok glen, time to reel her in" 😹

[@GunterBagsYT]

I half expected him to say "Alright! Giggity! Giggity!"

[@_silence_16]

Excited Glenn noises

[@twitteruser818]

Who text on flipphones nowadays