Quality Time

[@suspiciousde862]

“Well he’s not my god-damned father, now is he, John?” ironic

[@azechase6597]

Dave loves irony

[@AlphaPizzadog]

They shouldve been going to each other's stores

[@chromeCommodore]

HA

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

Plot twist: because John didnt actually look at the online price, he ended up forcing his father to purchase the most expensive nose hair trimmers in existence

[@spareribs1363]

WHY MUST YOU RUIN THIS

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

@@spareribs1363 hm troll

[@GlitchTechV1]

@@spareribs1363 g5t tr00/ed

[@IMFERMO.]

i think he did behind cameras and you this is a lie

[@JayzzzTV]

@@IMFERMO. i think you're making things up and this is a lie

[@areallycoolhat5427]

I actually sort of imagined John having a higher voice like this at first

[@Zonkz]

Saaame! What's your headcannon voices for some of the characters? I know mine for Karkat would have to be the voice of Moxxie from Helluva Boss.

[@crownedcreeps]

Yeah!

[@PASTELLARZ]

@@Zonkz 1 tH1nK k4rK4t 50uNd5 L1k3 kYl3 fR0m 50uTh p4rK

[@hhone748]

@@PASTELLARZ oh lord thats perfect also what the fuck I never noticed how much of a homestuck stan I look like with a karkat pfp

[@brainisrunbygoblin6943]

"well he's not my god-damned father now is he john" uh yeah. about that.

[@jonasboel2473]

Dad Egbert is the pinacle of fatherhood

[@aminishnamedvaati]

hyperbolic playtime chamber 😔

[@row6666]

john has a midlying annyoing parent, while dave is being abused and thinks its normal

[@CertifiedRookAppreciator]

Oh dang i wasn't expecting to cry today. How dare you make me feel things, this is illegal and downright incorrect for John and pop to be this dang wholesome together while I'm crying at Dave's situation. Feelings suck, man

[@CloudtheCommander]

Shame this isn’t very popular. Nice work on the voice acting! This is my favorite short from the official Homestuck comics (not the fan fiction ones). The message in this comic and just the bonding between the dad and John is so beautiful.

[@Char_likes_coffe]

Bro my older bro does something similar when he takes me to the mall. He like leaves me in the little daycare kiddie thing at this play place for hours. it's meant for kids 3-10. I'm 14 and it's so cold 😭

[@JGT-yd2wx]

Do both of you wear shades?

[@Rat_Boii]

@@JGT-yd2wxUsually when it's hot outside but because of where we live it's always hot outside

[@djnotokay7677]

does he still do it now that ur 15

[@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny]

Dave dude, How's Things Yo

[@dodsonboys]

I honestly just kinda know what kinda world earth was pre-Sburb if places like the Broj Stop could exist, someone should make a comic where it's just kinda the beta kids hanging out doing weird shit

[@gnashing_teeth]

What pisses me off the most is the video is two seconds away from be 413

[@jcii670]

Why did this make me laugh, and melt my heart at the same time?!

[@CoolestColor]

Realised how I’m WAAAAY too into homestuck I zoned out while watching this and when I zone in I was biting a fucking nerf gun

[@Funhaus_Fr34k]

LOVELY WHOLESOME ENDING AHH

[@IAmYourMassa]

Truly a beautiful, wholesome video

[@pigeonconcert6662]

OMYGOSH I LOVE THIS WITH ALL OF MY HEART -- THE VOICE ACTING IS INCREDIBLE AND ADORABLE AND THE COMIC IS CUTE AS HECK TOO!! HHFOWAIHKJIAHOLY -- H O W DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 300 VIEW S ?!??!??!! S O M E O N E E X P L A I N N O W

[@wildfire9280]

fandom dead

[@pigeonconcert6662]

@@wildfire9280 OHHH WAIT YEAH THAT YEAH

[@ToasterOfToasting]

old comment fr

[@redium_yt]

this might be the best homestuck comic I have ever seen

[@notacatjustahuman]

This dub is too cute i CANT

[@theseusaurus1061]

This makes me stupidly happy wtf…John and his dad make me so happy

[@Roamyrose]

Omg this is so good! The voice acting, the comic itself .... WHY DOES THIS VIDEO ONLY GOT 2 VIEWS >:VVVV

[@Death-Dott]

It now has 8.1k views

[@devin367]

Ah yes nothing reminds you how good you’ve got it like child neglect I hate being a Dave kin dude

[@DMDadventures]

Another reason why jack did a good thing back than on the beat mesa

[@delimeat299]

Awww. Wholesome

[@IAmYourMassa]

This is ligitamitely the only Homestuck video I've seen without including disgusting sex fandoms

[@poeticcinema5857]

Hhh usually I hate comic dubs but NOT THIS ONE its so good

[@wearecoterminous]

oh no FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGS

[@averagehomestuckenjoyer296]

I DIED THIS IS SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭😭

[@gegor41311]

Hell yeah I'm 1000th like. This is a good dub, love it. Also fuck Pre-scratch dirk.

[@oIiveblood]

ever since i saw this comic, now every time in in a hardware store with my dad i feel like john and think of the comic

[@breadsticksandco.8745]

dang i watched this like a year ago and it still hasn’t gotten much attention?? jeez

[@Ayy2345]

It was just 2 seconds away from being 4:13

[@r3ntz699]

this is so cute!

[@kimmulholland7245]

Honestly amazing!

[@Weirdboxofchaos]

2 years ago and no dislikes

[@invaderdork]

Sometimes I watch this, grab onto my shirt very hard, and go AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW for about 2 minutes. Kinda like a microwave.

[@malejplayz7229]

make it 2 second longer

[@gloomyamateur]

I LOVE TBIS SO MUCH AAAA

[@abigailmahoney1226]

bet she's still using those to trim little slits in her eyebrows or whatever girls do with very small hair tools. real dad-level detail razors are nothing to just throw out, no matter WHAT your gender is.

[@weesyhd1439]

I disliked the video im ironic as shit Edit: i undisliked if im lying so you'll never know if I'm lying