Quelf: Read The Card, Do The Thing! (Board AF)

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Courtney Miller: / co_mill
Shayne Topp: / shaynetopp
Damien Haas: / damienhaas
Saige Ryan: / notsaige
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Producer: Layne Pavoggi
Tech Director: Mark Raub
Sound: David Alvarez
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Moderator: Rebekah Estey
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[@user-he4qm7bg6x]

I love how every time Shayne using his psychology skills at maximum just to fuck with Saige

[@js0988]

Being a psychopath isn't having psychology skills!

[@Lightcaster123]

@@js0988 i mean he literally has a psychology degree

[@CaptainPlayz-jj9dr]

@@Lightcaster123 yep

[@IceMetalPunk]

It was his plan all along! He spent his entire life preparing to get a psychology degree just so that one day, he could screw with Saige -- who he didn't know yet, but he knew he'd meet her eventually, and needed to be prepared! 😂

[@KoiSplash-wk5tm]

​@@IceMetalPunkvery chosen coded.

[@ariqsyafwan4987]

At this point Shayne has really cemented his position as a villain in Saige's story lmao

[@bettyboyjensen1830]

This is only the beginning…

[@kristincondupa5679]

Could you imagine if Summer Games came back and they were on opposite teams

[@hugh_dancy]

@@kristincondupa5679 i would actually hope they'd be on the same team tbh, frenemies who are forced to work together. read: saige having to be forced to deal with shayne's chaos

[@zawadsadaf9194]

@@hugh_dancy betrayal arch at the end

[@redvinesron]

I was gonna like your comment, but it was at 666 likes which really just solidifies your point about Shayne, honestly

[@Jim-yx3cz]

Things you can see your reflection in... Shayne: MULAN 😏

[@angelachen2458]

An underrated moment

[@victorscarpes]

I don't get it

[@rishabhpb]

@@victorscarpes Reflection is a song from Mulan

[@victorscarpes]

@@rishabhpb i didn't knew. Thanks :)

[@Jim-yx3cz]

@@victorscarpes You should definitely watch it. The animated version tho cause the live action is meh.

[@semiformaldehyde]

Shayne: is offered actual drumsticks Shayne: nah f*ck that imma go Michelangelo on that beat

[@KS-xk2so]

**DING** **DING** **DING** MC MIKEY!

[@b7a1r3]

If he had remembered to take the penalty for not drumming on Damien's last turn, he could have won his way

[@currumpaw4865]

Shayne: Inserts crazy rule Saige: *"wHy ArE yOu LiKe ThIs?!!"*

[@Ttdogi]

Shane screaming in the back seat of the car

[@mitchc.2660]

SHAYNE WAS ROBBED OF POINTS AND SPACES BY THAT MULAN JOKE! THAT WAS GOLD!

[@meaghenquinn3591]

I love the dynamic of this group, I don’t have friends to play these games so I just live vicariously through the smosh cast

[@batenutt]

i honestly sometimes dream abt being apart of the cast 😩

[@Vabulous1]

Same

[@drakevick1646]

FR

[@oliviarule5679]

We should all get more friends

[@agw1473]

Ooof. I mean same though

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Damien: singing The Wheels on the Bus Shayne: *please grant me the sweet release of death*

[@monicaa1460]

Courtney laughing at literally every little thing is me. She's my person 😭

[@MeganHinkle07]

nice reference

[@MeganHinkle07]

@@darthvidar-spiller5343 it’s from Greys Anatomy. When she said “she’s my person” that’s something that is mentioned on Greys Anatomy a lot.

[@MeganHinkle07]

@@darthvidar-spiller5343 No problem

[@patiobeer]

As someone who didn't see the stream, I love how you can rewatch after seeing the Shayne rule flashback and understand why he's subtly self-destructing at every opportunity once Damien returns. This was an actual cinematic experience

[@fakudan]

Saige: "I hate you Shayne!" Courtney: "Welcome to the club".

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Missed opportunity for Courtney's sound in Old MacDonald Had A Farm to be a burp

[@peopleandanimalslovm]

That's what I was waiting on😂

[@gori272]

Jokes on everybody who attended and roasted him on his graduation ceremony, Shayne's psychology degree is proven to be the opposite of being useless in this industry

[@SDSDragnov]

The irony of Damien saying "I'm so quirky" whilst wearing a midoria MHA shirt

[@codymarshall587]

That isn’t irony

[@lostotter1956]

QUIRKy- I just got it lol

[@jasperj.d.g.4147]

@@codymarshall587 quirk-y, get it

[@christianboehlefeld5168]

It could be irony if at any point Damien forgot what shirt he was wearing, potenially a long shot I know.

[@The_Moth1]

QUIRKy

[@goodnesswhy]

11:17 And this right here is why Shayne is one of my favorite comedians of all time. Losing for the sake of saying a joke!

[@tillytiger5041]

AHHHH

[@teresita5230]

Courtney: You always lose Shayne: Hey Damien, I always lose Damien: 👁👄👁 *insert throwback I've been waiting for a punch in the stomach and some crying 😐

[@scorchingshark6424]

Damien’s hands were forced to stay stiff because of the rule of the game, therefore Shayne knew he was safe even though Damien may have followed through otherwise

[@victoriasofiacarneiromendo4789]

@@scorchingshark6424 but right after Shayne said that, Damien scratched his nose, therefore forgetting the rule! And nobody noticed hahaha

[@teresita5230]

@@victoriasofiacarneiromendo4789 let's just conclude that Damien is such a good boi

[@nataliewing4337]

@@teresita5230 11/10 goodest of bois confirmed

[@KayXolani]

I swear to God Damien and Shayne are two of my favorite people to see together 😂😂 nobody understands them better than each other lol

[@josephblumenberg6574]

Shayne’s face when Damien was doing his jig tho 😂

[@seanc41556]

I think that's the reaction any Irish person would have

[@raysravens52]

Also that camera work zooming in and out was top notch.

[@Mack10011]

yea, doesn't shayne have irish decent or something?

[@heatherhanes7010]

Damien breaking into Duel of the Fates and Shayne knowing what was going on is *chef's kiss*

[@xItsClobberinTime]

"Why are you all wet?" "Kobe." "Oh, you missed real bad." Just.. all of this. It was hilarious lmaoo

[@hannibal_lecter]

Yay! Shayne's in this video. I'm glad he was on this one since we haven't seen Quelf for a while. Hopefully you guys do Chameleon next. I'm curious if he still has the box with his name on it?

[@Pauavi]

@@darthvidar-spiller5343 Yes, several years ago, I think even before Mythical came into the picture (but don’t quote me on that)

[@NL_FlyingDutchmen]

I've said it before and I will say it again. Shayne is a angelic chaos being from beyond space and time

[@jewell-_-]

And on that farm there was a Courtney e-i-e-i-o. With a *hoo hoo* here and a *hoo hoo* there 🎶 But that squeaking on Saige part got me most

[@shen.daniel]

and saige's reaction there was so cute XD

[@wilberforce95]

I love how amused Courtney was by the dice falling out of Damien and Shayne's hands

[@leahmoore6820]

Shayne's face during Damien's Irish jig is so amazing.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Not sometimes...the pink dolphin is ONLY found in freshwater they are native to the Amazon and Orinoco basins of South America

[@yodontheduck]

Thank you, Great Leader, for this gift of knowledge

[@mariegames7991]

The only reason I knew the answer was from watching go Diego go as a child 🤣

[@sonalchaudhary6394]

Things you can see your reflection in Shayne: * Mulan * 😂😂

[@ethangarcia1085]

I don't get it

[@emilymorgan1994]

Love these 4 together. The vibes are immaculate.

[@stv312]

8:32 editors are the real shartney stans

[@sarahelizabeth8241]

Honestlyyy

[@bigev64]

Right? I was like, what is this?

[@Josh_JKL]

Shayne and Saige's rivalry is fastly becoming one of the best things on the internet

[@Ludosukehero]

What about Smosh D&D? With The Dumpster Wizard, Boneless, and The Burgerman as characters?

[@runawayfaeIX]

Between the thumb wrestling bit and the dog trainer part, I was getting solid Damien & Shayne Show nostalgia

[@ElmosUniverse]

I love the Shayne and Saige rivalry. Keep it comin!

[@acuarionohyogaable]

They fight over Damien heart...

[@detektiv9196]

it's nice to see Shayne, he's been absent on the Twitch streams and his energy was very much missed.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

What Child Is This? is set to the MELODY of Greensleeves but the original Greensleeves LYRICS are a love ballad and not holiday related, so Damien is right. If Shayne just said What Child Is This instead of Greensleeves, he would've been right

[@MotiviqueStudio]

I love Shayne's "Not this again" look.

[@natib7365]

I scrolled and scrolled but didn't see anyone praise Courtney's poem I LOVED IT

[@jackpatterson7110]

Courtney signed T-R-I-M in ASL for those who don't know :) it was done very well!

[@frommywindhoe5186]

I love that they played quelf again, just hoped it would be as long as the last one

[@jocosesonata]

Shayne and Saige give off such good older brother/younger sister vibes, and I want more of that.

[@lifewithemann8510]

They stare at each other like flirtatious couple

[@jocosesonata]

That, too. Those direct eye contact really spark the shipping fuel. Also with how Shayne is so good at getting under her skin, pushing her buttons; which is also a bit of sibling energy. Either way, I want more of it.

[@taylarjoshterry6379]

These four people are so iconic its unreal the chemistry they have with eachother is amazing

[@BrittaCoaching]

y’all make me miss game nights with my friends!

[@Demi_P]

I love how after the tension Court pops in to read her story 🤣

[@thatawkwardnerd8998]

My family played this game years ago when I was probably 11 and I just remember my uncle had to ask his feet for permission to speak and then (as his feet) grant permission, my cousin pretended to be a cowboy riding an ostrich, my other cousin (a very large man) spent a majority of the game under the table, and my dad (a midwestern man) had to speak like a southern preacher for half the game. Those are core memories right there 😂

[@liabarber28]

The way Damien and Shayne gives new ideas to the fanfic writers.. 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

[@yousif4]

I was so invested 7:25 13:54 Shayne is such a bad wittle boi.

[@ejoshcoron]

Courtney's little poem was dope

[@blazehaze233]

didn't get the appreciation it deserved

[@psicoparkita]

Aww, this reminds of 1 of my top 10 Smosh videos of all-time. Ian breaks all the rules. And it just made miss those in the video who left Smosh.

[@lukaspatel]

i love how shayne decided taking the scatterbrains punishment was better than NOT telling a mulan joke

[@sofia-rosegionomo8201]

I think it's so cute how upset damien got at Shayne accepting his defeat

[@BastiodonSSB]

Quelf!!!! Omg the first Quelf episode is legit one of the best Smosh vids, so I’m super stoked

[@batenutt]

im starting to love saige on this channel, she blends so well with the cast

[@thecummiestcreator]

Shayne missed the opportunity to say for Courtney's noise:

[@glazomaniac]

courtney breaking out asl in her story is so awesome

[@lifewithemann8510]

This is the most funny video of board AF like please always keep saige shayne and Damien on this they are the most funny people that always make me laugh

[@SR-mz8nn]

14:35 Shayne: I am not your dog. Shayne on Hot Take Court: My name is Mr. Muffins and I’ve been alive for 19 gahdayum years.

[@gaileygirl]

saige is now just the official host of board af

[@KingChristian21]

when Damien started doing the "wheels on the bus" the face on Shayne made me laugh

[@apurvasharma6915]

Let's go, Shamien and Caige both in the same video 💯💯

[@apurvasharma6915]

@Matt D. Yup 👏🏼👏🏼

[@MrBeaverOni]

I want someone to look at me the way Courtney looks at Shayne at 8:32

[@dabookscorpion6302]

So this was two couples ... basically a double date Board AF... and we had NO IDEA

[@adamecker956]

Love this game. So glad they are playing it.

[@Fate_Breaker_]

Shayne's expression during Damien's song at 2 minutes is the most amazing thing ever XD

[@mrkitkathart8330]

God bless Damien and Shayne for that rendition of Duel of the Fates! ❤️

[@mackenziekimble7263]

Watching Damien do an Irish jig while singing wheels on the bus was something I didn't know I needed until right now

[@moontheloon5]

I am convinced there is literally nothing that boi can't do....

[@yasminportiaquiano6786]

I LOOOOOOOVE THE SAIGE-SHAYNE FRENEMY DYNAMIC

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

Shayne and Damien truly radiate chaotic best friend energy you just feed off your friends Chaotic energy

[@Conner_Welch]

Shayne’s answer for the reflection question was brilliant

[@rosequinzel3743]

I love their dynamic together, my face hurts from smiling

[@jonathon422]

I’ve been waiting sooooo long for this!! EASILY my favorite board game I’ve ever played!

[@kaitheguy7832]

Damien sang "leave her, johnny" and from what I could tell, he sang it with such gusto.

[@StormBoy95]

I love Board AF is one of my favorite series! Y'all always find the coolest games! Love it!

[@rdawnz73]

My friends and I used to have so much fun turning Quelf into a drinking game.

[@notateenwitchh]

Imagine being 10 playing quelf with all your drunk relatives at Christmas

[@firelily131618]

FINALLY!!! I’ve wanted them to play this for years

[@lifewithemann8510]

Please always keep these four on smosh games they are amazing

[@captnsquishyy8345]

I love frickin Saige man. She’s the newest member but has somehow managed to bring back a bit of the nostalgic board af feel that attracted us all to the channel in the first place. Well done👏

[@genee.m]

(I haven’t finished the video yet) but did anyone else notice Courtney’s hair sticking up from what seems to be static? I love it

[@_jmath]

Courtney burp-arguing at 14:47 is so funny for no reason

[@piewright5756]

Yall played my favorite board game & did it justice

[@RoySan20]

These games are helping me and my family to pass time in quarantine :p Thanks Smosh

[@Mariethechaotic]

Damien trying to get Shayne to say he's a bad little boy was so funny😂

[@mungethekpopstan]

shayne and damien singing duel of fates and the freaking jojo reference omfg the editors are the best

[@SpaceCadetMyers]

Did anyone else notice Courtney’s hair at 4:03 had static electricity? It’s was all individually standing up 😳

[@joshuaherbst8721]

6:52 Ha the when you have a censor and it misses an f bomb due to two people talking at once.

[@BillyMaysDawg]

Ya I just made a comment about this warning them cuz I know they try and keep it somewhat clean. Looking out for the fammm

[@matthewthompson2844]

Saige was SO upset! I love it, and I love her. Adorable!!

[@liamdonley4206]

7:32-7:58 was the most CHAOTIC thing I’ve seen on Smosh I think

[@moontheloon5]

Shayne and Damien ARE Smosh.

[@jellybeanieSM]

Quelf is one of my all-time faves. Played it all the time in our college theater green room. All the memz

[@senpais]

Shayne is slowly becoming a villain and I think that's wonderful

[@probablyaparent]

I genuinely want to go get this game for our family to play after watching you guys tackle it. Thanks!

[@AshweenMarie]

Whoever edited this is my hero

[@allyssadavid9381]

I absolutely love playing this game, I always play it with my family and it’s so fun haha

[@jordansaunders9366]

So happy to see this game, it’s one of my favorites!

[@lilithdelacruz3665]

I FANGIRLD SO HARD THIS EPISODE. Damien saying sit and beg was so adorable.

[@aven9059]

Courtney Freakin' Miller should play a game with Courtney Miller

[@jessicabradford2603]

CFM should play t h i s game with Courtney

[@rabbidpencil8448]

Someone needs to make a supercut of Saige's descent into madness as the Smosh cast shatters her psyche.

[@ChrisJohnLikesStuff]

Props to Damien for name dropping Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, one of the best FF titles. I love this man!

[@abbymaywagner8241]

This stream was just Saige and Shayne battling the whole time

[@lanmandragoran8337]

I've been waiting to see someone play this game online for forever. I've had this game about 2 years, fucking amazing game.

[@Munchlax481]

Bruh. I love these videos. Sage is by far my favorite. 💙