Question Tuesday: The Goat Edition

[@pulluptheroots]

This Question Tuesday is the Greatest Of All Time...or GOAT for short

[@becca2456]

You.... You have made my day 😂

[@RetroYoungen]

+pulluptheroots It was my birthday recently as well, happy birthday John! Also, something-something-goat.

[@Jo-mz4il]

I almost cried laughing holy goats

[@alsdjflaksjghalklaks]

Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test.

[@Mrjcraft00]

I thought it was the best of all time. Everyone hop upon the BOAT. [Vsause]

[@chlojo]

"A sweater wearing a goat is a fantastic idea!" -John Green, 2015

[@ellajument]

Wouldn’t that just be a sweater eaten by a goat?

[@crazydinosaur8945]

2015.......

[@k-popbiased1058]

This is my favorite vlogbrothers video EVER. Does anybody else notice that John smiles a lot more than usual when he's with Hank?? This made me so happy :')

[@AdamTheAlien]

+K-Pop Biased Four out of five vloggers agree that vlogging with someone you enjoy being around directly leads to an increase in smiling.

[@VideoNozoki]

Dave Green disagrees.

[@bandotaku]

+VideoNozoki Poor Dave, he is so neglected.

[@samsquanch197]

+K-Pop Biased Is smiling when your alone weird? if so I would say that he probably doesn't smile in his other videos as he is alone in the room and having a conversation with a camera(ya its us but were not in the room). Still glad to see he's happy and relaxed after all that papertowns craziness.:)

[@previoustimtamthenusedtobe744]

+K-Pop Biased I agree, this video was so funny. Its great to see how well they get along, especially with the question what get your goat

[@mvwinf]

"What gets your goat?" never fails to crack me up to the point of tears.

[@lilimo1384]

I don't get it?

[@lonestarr1490]

@@lilimo1384 "Getting someone's goat" is an English proverb for "making someone angry".

[@lilimo1384]

Lone Starr Thank you!

[@coldape5434]

I got to meet a Dftba employee on a plane to Chicago. I had my "batman is just a rich guy" shirt on and he came up to me and said "THAT SHIRT WAS MY IDEA"

[@wiet111]

Drew Barnes That's a great shirt. I have it too :). Team John!

[@danielduanetv]

Hahaha. that coincidence. love it.

[@coldape5434]

I was on my way to Germany and I went through Chicago and he happened to be in the terminal and I had that shirt on so he came up to me and we were both really excited that we met each other and I sat in front of him on the plane and he said "I just texted hank that I was sitting next to you." It took all my self control not to scream on the crowded plane at 11:00 before we took off

[@pramitbhowmick1906]

By the way WE ARE ALL BAT PEOPLE

[@coldape5434]

+Pramit Bhowmick BATMAN IS JUST A RICH GUY WITH AN AFFINITY FOR BATS!!!!!! TEAM JOHN FOREVER!!!!!

[@Imperius1772]

"...or as I like to call it, a horse." -John Green 2015

[@brwneyedgirlx19]

"Hank I made the internet's number one video about goat mating" REACH FOR THE STARS, JOHN.

[@jacobharmon3609]

A goat without an ear? Vincent van Goat

[@KishoreShenoy1994]

Jacob Harmon Baaaaaa....d joke

[@mccdortzer7459]

This sort of thing gets my goat

[@aashi8316]

George Goatley

[@jamespence5250]

Well played sir. Well played indeed

[@evan]

Goato bombing you've gotta be KIDding me

[@mwarner7236]

Stop Evan. That was painful.

[@user-lu3ff6ry1s]

Evan Edinger Evan. EVAN. STAHP.

[@meganbattleson2393]

Good job Evan...

[@chloekuvaja7466]

Evan shut up

[@nintando]

GOATta be KIDding

[@therealquade]

Hey man, whatever floats your goat

[@VlogUntilDawn]

Confirmed: John's new book is a goat love story.

[@untappedinkwell]

VlogUntilDawn I'd read it.

[@eb_sassenach]

+untappedinkwell who wouldn't read is the real question

[@starlinguk]

VlogUntilDawn Nonono, HANK's new book is a goat love story.

[@coletakkish4389]

starlinguk Coming out September 25th and available for preorder now!

[@superbubbleaquapower]

PLEASE CAN WE HAVE OUTTAKES? This was a beautiful video. Just what I needed.

[@superbubbleaquapower]

+superbubbleaquapower Also belated happy birthday John!

[@14freckles14]

when bank said to say happy birthday I actually did out loud and then I realized how strange it must be if my family heard a little "happy birthdayyy" coming from the bathroom.

[@14freckles14]

Hank**

[@GeatMasta]

+14freckles14 you realize youtube has an edit option in the little arrow thing on the top right of the comment right?

[@myloujoores2724]

+GeatMaster some people actually make typos on purpose so they have an excuse to reply to their own comment which makes their comment go up. not saying this person is doing that but it's one answer to your question.

[@Feraloidies]

14freckles14 I did too :)

[@Feraloidies]

GeatMaster not on mobile

[@Nerding4Nature]

Out of tape? I assume this means that Hank and John have fallen into a time vortex and are reporting from 1994.

[@geepersweepers3184]

Nerding for Nature Seems reasonable.🤔

[@KathyTrithardt]

Happy belated birthday, John. Great to see another Question Tuesday with both brothers present. (Ha, present... birthday...)

[@NovelsRoses]

Kathy Trithardt Love the unintentional (or intentional) pun! Also happy birthday John!! DFTBA!

[@greerthecompassgirl2331]

Kathy Trithardt "bleated birthday"

[@TheFamilyFromOz]

+Kathy Trithardt Extra belated birthday! Cheers from daily vloggers in Australia - check us out if get the chance :)

[@KemaTheAtheist]

"When awful people succeed." That's a great answer to the question. It sums up so much for so many different situations.

[@HeckYeahImShort]

The reunion videos are always my favorite.

[@untappedinkwell]

***** My favorite was Dear Maureen and Hank

[@laurenhutton8387]

“You’ve never even met a goat! You don’t know what they sound like!” Such a funny brother moment xD

[@PhobeBarrymore]

I screamed when I saw the thumbnail, I live for John and Hank videos! This video just made my birthday! 🎉

[@lorentaylor48]

Happy birthday! (And to John too)

[@milosatin]

Amiee Ann Uhhh... excuse me. I think you mean Hank and John videos.

[@iqraashraaf]

mine was yesterday!!

[@adamjenningsiam]

As someone who's been watching since 2007 / 2008; I think this is an excellent introduction to the Vlog Bros - I think this should be your channel trailer video thing. :)

[@thewinterizzy]

Can we have a Question Tuesday: Siri Edition, where you react to all of Siri's answers to the questions you receive?

[@ciarasookarry]

This would be amazing!!! +vlogbrothers

[@AdamTheAlien]

+izzy120391 I would like to second, third, and fourth this suggestion.

[@authorsnotevlogs427]

***** YES. This is the best idea ever!

[@sophiehannahsmith]

I fifth this!

[@pokechatter]

***** And it has to be when they're together.

[@sackclothandashes998]

Reunion videos are my favorite vlogbrothers videos

[@NYRoger24]

Hank got SO defensive when John made fun of his goat impression hahaha

[@AdamTheAlien]

+NYRoger24 Right? "You've never met a goat!"

[@9_in_the_afternoon]

3:13 - 3:20 I love this so much :D Them moving their hands together just looks so sweet

[@MrDESENNE]

The cold war of nerdfighteria seems to have warmed up, also happy birthday John!!

[@untappedinkwell]

Senne Adams Indeed. Nerdfighteria is generally more reasonable and inclined toward diplomacy and peace than war--so it makes sense.

[@IceMetalPunk]

+untappedinkwell But we all know the poof won.

[@jessicahiscock8028]

The laughter after "what gets your goat just made my entire existence. Hank and John always make my days brighter!

[@paulkannenberg1223]

Well, since we're talking about things that bother us, the food industry really grinds my goats.

[@lordvivec9896]

+paul kannenberg That was pretty clever, I hope it was on purpose.

[@rebeccamononen4132]

I goat to admit that was clever

[@Vincent-iq1he]

+paul kannenberg That took me 5 seconds longer than I'd like to admit, nice one xD

[@EcceJack]

paul kannenberg For some reason I first read it as "things that brother us", which could have been another (bad, I know :P) pun x)

[@ChoralAlchemist]

The genuine surprise and joy Hank gets at 3:26 is giving me life.

[@stanorange]

NOOOOW you're talking! I missed this kind of videos SO VERY BADLY. SILLY BROS DOING SILLY VIDEOS. YES!! Glad to see I'm not the only one who went for "more silly stuff" in the census! Also, for the record, I'd LOVE to have three goat size Johns.

[@allthepeas]

cacacacosa But could you fight John Green of any size? I'm sure Hank would (as they're brothers) but I'm not sure I could.

[@beultra3083]

I love the part where Hank laughs so hard at the last question. That's that special sibling relationship where everything is funnier coming from them :)

[@MargotVandersmissen]

THIS IS SUCH A HAPPY VIDEO Oh man I never knew goats would make me smile this much

[@BrittsAmelia]

I'm currently sick and it hurts to laugh. This was not a good video choice given my present condition.

[@Lauracharland]

Feel better soon😘

[@ThisCraftyLady]

Britts Tyler *hugs* Get well soon!

[@Sirake]

Britts Tyler Goat well soon

[@BrittsAmelia]

Sirake Wizen goat away with your puns (also thanks)

[@BrittsAmelia]

Kerri P. Thank you :) x

[@brwneyedgirlx19]

Thank you both for making me smile today. I sorely needed it.

[@procrastinicole]

The Green brothers are at their best when together. This videos gives me all the warm fuzzy feels

[@kira.b]

That was such a happy video to watch. Seeing you two interact in person is just weirdly pleasant

[@anotheronlineperson]

i love these two when they get together. because they instantly revert from intelligent, mature adults, to intelligent adults with the maturity of three year olds. :D Siblings are awesome (once everyone grows up).

[@electricmastro]

This is the first video I've seen in which John and Hank are in the same video.

[@aronpuma5962]

electricmastro They happen from time to time. And they are always awesome~

[@tomaskalinka5679]

electricmastro In video lists there is one list "Reunion videos" - there are quite a lot reunion videos :)

[@turoni314]

That's why I'm really enjoying Dear Hank and John

[@wiet111]

turoni Yes. They are great!

[@danielduanetv]

Seriously this needs to happen way more often than it does.

[@sarahearl2211]

Can this video go in the best of the moment playlist? I am crying tears of laughter. I love just seeing the relationship between these guys, it's fantastic. :)

[@SunnyBear]

These two are sooooo CUTE when together!

[@missmystery1811]

I find myself smiling subconsciously when I watch your videos.

[@tanjamoeen5178]

"You wanna goat first?" "No, I wanna goat not at all."

[@coyote.redfire]

You guys are truly the best! I've been going back in time and watching vlogbrothers vids that I missed. This is one of my faves! May you both live long and healthy lives! May you continue to do these videos well into your golden years...I for one am looking forward to seeing you both as hilarious old men 😂 PS. I'm 57, so hopefully I live long enough to see you well into your golden years.

[@brumbybailey6599]

I'm herding my goats while I watch this. That was absolutely hilarious and entertaining. Hank definitely sounded goatier.

[@romellae]

Happy Birthday John Green!! You're an amazing human being! Thanks for lasting another year with us!

[@josephfrank3948]

But, if you eat 5 pinecones, won't you then have to poop five pinecones?

[@untappedinkwell]

Joseph Frank due to the digestive process, and the acid strength in our stomachs, usually what goes in does not come out in the exact same form it was ingested. However, how much of a pinecone the body will absorb for nutrients is... unknown, I believe. Do any scientist nerdfighters know? Has this been studied?

[@LinnersC]

+untappedinkwell Humans are not ruminants and so don't digest cellulose very well. And female pinecones are woody, which means they are almost all cellulose. So I would hazard a guess and say almost none of it will digest and what you poop will likely be the same consistency as what you swallow.

[@LinnersC]

But do you know what are ruminants.... goats :P

[@josephfrank3948]

+LinnersC -.- :)

[@untappedinkwell]

LinnersC Cool! I learned a thing! Thanks!

[@potterkid13]

This is the best video I've seen all week. THANK YOU

[@nalivai4862]

Lack of "we have to goat" at the end is the missing opportunity. Na-a-a-ver seen that coming, did you?

[@Maria-cf6eg]

this is still one of my favorite videos on the entire internet

[@thestorycellertor]

"Uh-oh, Its a wild Hank, and hes goatobombing me" XD

[@lizzykinz246]

I love the videos where Hank and John are both in them, you can see how close they are and they just get so goofy and it makes me so happy.

[@AmeliaBell28]

John, EXCELLENT delivery on the "What gets your goat?" question. Nat Wolff would approve, I'm sure. Also, we need a revival of animal mating videos on vlogbrothers. I miss the old days.

[@Daniel.Walker]

I love that Dear Hank and John taps into the feelings in these great reunion videos. It makes me happy.

[@keenancain5535]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN

[@Eve.Daniels]

the pure chaos that exists when you put these two in a room together is magical

[@annikaw1920]

I always start to laugh when they're laughing, so this video really cheers me up.

[@MarkKreutzerPrimary]

I'm really glad to see you guys have as much fun making these videos as we do watching them

[@OhMagicalUnicornLord]

Happy Birthday!!!

[@daisysourcream13]

Thank you so much John and Hank! I really needed this. I needed a good laugh!

[@somethingelse9176]

Isn't John ignoring the fact that if you ate five pinecones, you would eventually have to poop them?

[@BFedie518]

+somethingelse You're not going to poop out five whole pinecones. You'll digest the pinecones and they'll just become part of your regular poop.

[@samhenderson3404]

right?!

[@jenkins_onpiano]

@@BFedie518 will you though?

[@gabehall5197]

Thank you for putting actual CC on your videos

[@SamiSioux]

bahahaha "we're out of tape" ... what is this 1995? lol

[@Laura_Norda]

I love the videos you do together (even more than your individual ones if that's even possible!) the camaraderie between you warms my heart, although it also makes me miss my own siblings like mad!!

[@sarahp6512]

3:24 I love Hank's laugh. It's so infectious 😂😂😂

[@rhianas.847]

Boer goats are the largest of the goat breeds. Mature does can weigh between 190-230 pounds, and mature Boer bucks can weigh between 200-340 pounds. So there are definitely goats bigger than John. :P

[@ellw7830]

+

[@titania642]

This was so adorable! I also listened to this week's podcast today, so I've had lots of John and Hank time. You guys are awesome!

[@mikemett1038]

has nerdfighteria developed a malt beverage called don't forget to beer awesome!?

[@geniusmp2001]

This sounds like a job for Wil Wheaton!

[@RobertRaleySummers]

One of the best videos I've seen on here. It is awesome when you both are laughing and having a good time. This was genuine, not to say other videos aren't genuine. But this one was genuine. Genuine or drunk, I might be getting these words confused. Whichever, it was awesome. Happy belated birthday John

[@Chocl8215]

Guys, you forgot "Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?"

[@AFrostyDonut]

+Chocl8215 Here are your options: a) The Overseer b) The Overseer c) The Overseer d) The Overseer e) The Overseer

[@CosmoMemory91]

+Chocl8215 Really glad I wasn't the only one thinking about the G.O.A.T.

[@catrionabird4001]

This is one of my favourite Vlogbrothers videos, mostly because they look like they're having such a good time, partly because of all the information about goats.

[@EllotusFreeholy]

You have to co-own one of the seven goat's

[@KaijaSchmauss]

I can't remember the last time I laughed like this over a Vlogbrothers video. The last couple of days have been kinda rough for me, but this actually made me feel better. Thanks, guys.

[@corvuscampbell9618]

Happy (belated) birthday John!

[@anna-mm4nk]

2:38 - 2:48 this goat conversation is the best! :D how hank moves his mouth when he says "the American mountain goat " and then John sounds just slightly too emotional when he says "I was gonna say the mountain goat too " and then they both just go slightly camp.. oh gosh it's so awesome! :D

[@katelynherold9066]

HAPPY BIRGOATDAY JOHN (couldn't make a cool pun sorry)

[@IceMetalPunk]

+Katelyn Herold Happy baaaaaaarthday, John?

[@LeXit172]

videos when they r together are always my b/c we get to see how close they r, how much love they have for each other, and most importantly we get to see our vlogbrothers be super funny and smart

[@caseyhamm8822]

I just noticed the beer sword in the background. Paper Towns, anybody?

[@annsmahboob3495]

Yesssss!

[@aditi_05]

Yep!! Beer sword!

[@cjripley32]

Maan, I love their chemistry. These collab videos are the best.

[@hskatkat]

But if you eat five pine cones instead of pooping one, you'll poop out five.

[@singinwithceline]

Happy birthday John! Also I love the dynamic between you two! DFTBA!

[@kellyfriedel1435]

I loved this. You guys were having such a nice brotherly time together!

[@Mandrew]

Lmao goatoboming great video bro !

[@Jabatemanjr]

+10,000 subscribers with no videos “1000” Videos so not only do you have only 10 subscribers not 10,000 you also have 1 video not no videos. the fuck dude.

[@TheFluffyBabyUnicorn]

This brother-brother banter is making me really happy and I don't know why.

[@mazeyap-salve1250]

I think hank and Jhon officially "goat this" question teusday 😏

[@mazeyap-salve1250]

Ha ikr 😊

[@emu2013]

I LOVE THESE BECAUSE YOU ARE BOTH SO HAPPY ALL AT ONCE. Also why I love listening to the pod, you two together is a great thing.

[@r.m.riddle7965]

Today was my first day of college and I know it'll require a lot of work, but for some reason when I know one of my favorite authors went through it, as did his brother, I know I could too. P.S. JOHN GIVE US A NEW BOOK

[@luizaperes7814]

Happy BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!! Hope you spent your day surrounded by people you love.

[@rikvanpaddenburg3495]

hartelijk gefeliciteerd john

[@Sterrestardust]

Fijne verjaardag groetjes uit holland 💐

[@SammyHannat]

(OK what should you say, you've been studying dutch for like a month. think of something to say) um. ik heb een appel

[@Vincent-iq1he]

+Sammy Hannat WAIT hold the phone, people are studying Dutch? P.S. lets make one thing clear, I "Studied" Dutch but then again I am Dutch. so what I'm actually asking is: are there people that do not live in the Netherlands that study Dutch?

[@SammyHannat]

Vincent Advocaat Wel, ik doe. Er is een gemeenschap op reddit voor mensen wie willen Nederlands leren. Op reddit.com/r/learndutch

[@Sterrestardust]

wel ik doe?? wie nederlands willen leren

[@sohamohiuddin5451]

Vlogs with them two together really make me smile brighter and laugh harder

[@Sabrina-vd1qn]

3:27 - 3:37 The best part of the video :D

[@AllisonKraus1]

I love when I rewatch a video exactly two years later by pure coincidence :)

[@kbaker8095]

happy birthday!!!

[@completelychromatic7875]

+K Baker :D

[@davidcolera8160]

These are always the best videos. Two brothers having fun.

[@jadedeyesamuri]

when awful people succeed trump 2016

[@jillturley6442]

nathan carter That is so much more painful now...

[@jadedeyesamuri]

It is, it's like I predicted the apocalypse.

[@jillturley6442]

Only if we let it be the apocalypse

[@lonestarr1490]

@@jillturley6442 Well, telling from the last 2 years, it pretty much looks like you US-ians let it be the apocalypse.

[@sumanthaluri8398]

Lol Y'all had no idea

[@maelauren]

The last few days have been terribly unsettling for me. This video completely lifted spirits! Thank your mother and father for me. They sure know how to make special humans.

[@ozlem4923]

Can someone explain me this video

[@MrInvisibleJ]

Özlem Isci vlogbrothers do question tuesdays, hank asked for goat questions, then showed up in the video. Hilarity then ensued. But seriously, if you follow the brothers on twitter, they'll occasionally ask for questions to answer in a video to be released on a tuesday. Apparently, today's topic was goats.

[@Energya01]

Özlem Isci Nope, not really... it's just fun between brothers xD

[@juststeveschannel]

Özlem Isci It would have been a regular "Question Tuesday" where they answer real questions submitted by real Nerdfighters via Twitter, but after Hank's "goat bombing"photo appeared (as explained in the video) it took a turn toward the silly, as these things sometimes do, and all the questions became goat-themed, even if that took a bit of stretching. Bottom line: A bit of silliness. Because you can't be too serious ALL THE TIME.

[@TheGuyWhoSkisWithPoi]

Özlem Isci I know it ended because they had to go and by some more tape - maybe they are doing arts and crafts later.

[@paulkannenberg1223]

Energya I guess you could say they were... kidding around ;)

[@kkrocks0607]

This is the best bromance on the internet but not even for the fact that they are brothers. They're so adorable and are constantly smiling with each other. That is family.

[@strengthxphilosophy]

Haha so good!

[@parratvmail2570]

+Strength And Philosophy lol yeaa

[@malloryjordan1177]

I love all the vlogs with john & hank together!

[@keokiracerhalsteren]

Click here for awesome laugh: 3:25 Also happy (late) birthday John :)

[@jessicaspencertv]

It's always nice to see two brothers getting along. This might sound weird, but it was really nice seeing you laugh together? Happy belated birthday, John!