Questionable HAZMAT handling choices in DERAIL VALLEY! | Career Ep. 5

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[@mechgt5]

The jumping out of the engine after talking about a tiny amount of responsibility, was GOLD

[@CakePrincessCelestia]

This is just pure ES&D gold! :D

[@altzan2602]

New Motto

[@Acela2163]

18:18 And this is why we keep the cab doors closed on the 0-6-0

[@brookspotts9312]

"what happens in the yard, stays in the yard" - random employee

[@RicoBlueFR]

when something happens can be reverted with the quicksave system :random employee

[@Grigori423]

*what happens on the Y ;)

[@brookspotts9312]

@@Grigori423 oh boy..lol

[@gbwdude]

It's a railroading commandment

[@JTCF]

That locomotive direction change was awesome. It was hazardous, had an incident or two, but succeeded. And only the last one matters really.

[@TSMGL_Youtube]

Tonight on Derail Valley; A cockatoo screams at a lot of things, some Explody Bois travel responsibly at 15 KPH, and Mark explains the different categories of spice! Great stuff!

[@CakePrincessCelestia]

Surreal, isn't it? XD

[@htilden42]

a day where "Smells Like Kenosha" doesn't start playing immediately at the start of Hyce's shift is a good day in the Valley

[@Railman1225]

29:34 Hyce: "You can't look at it and do the thing." Left Alt: "Allow me to introduce myself!"

[@Johndoe-jd]

To Hyce, ES&D CDO Fees and fines cost before being paid off at the end of your shift was 7,496.51 dollars. We appreciated you paying the amount in full. Thank you for paying off your fees and fines. Derail Valley Debt Collector, John Doe

[@CakePrincessCelestia]

I can literally hear the bottles popping... XD

[@Laphoney]

Hyce has single handedly raised the average temperature in the valley from all "dat splodin"

[@Noobisborn]

18:18 I genuinely was laughing my butt off 😂

[@callsignapollo_]

You say logi hauls are boring (and i agree wholeheartedly) but they have one major benefit: The license gives you a +5% time bonus! It also adds nothing to your insurance premium, making it essentially a cheap way to keep high profit early game. More useful before you go and buy some of the more exciting licenses but still 5% is nothing to sneeze at in sim mode

[@Idaho-Cowboy]

So proud of you for taking this seriously and no Kenosha moments. Just cockatoo noises.

[@buckduane1991]

And today, we see why Mark is known on KZbin as “Hyce”: the panicked macaw noises you hear when his train becomes a runaway! Your song “Gandy Dancing” is still one of my favorites from your album. My grandpa would’ve loved hearing you play the strings, and having been a Gandy Dancer on the GB&W from 1942 to 1944, he would have loved it twice over!

[@Anastas1786]

49:00 "We're gonna be in the Harbor in time for dinner!" Harbor Town's got sailors, longshoremen, soldiers, railroaders, _and_ almost certainly truckers. There _has_ to be a fantastic little hole-in-the-wall _somewhere_ in town. Check by the church. Barbie or Gertie or Doris or whatever her name is probably at least _advertises_ in the parish bulletin, assuming her secret heart of gold doesn't drive her to regular volunteering.

[@wesw9586]

"Why are you Dutch dropping hazmat?!" A regular Tuesday afternoon on the E.S.&D.

[@commanderdumbo967]

For the steam engines, I highly suggest the Expert shovel (found at the Goods Factory). It gives so much more control over the fire, and you won't lose as much steam to the saftey.

[@el_sheppe]

"It was 6 cars! I left it in Notch NaN"

[@gareth6121]

ohyes.... leaving the cars rolling at a responsible 15kph...... then proceeds to fall from the cab.... that had me in stitches 😂😂

[@TigerWalts]

New parkour minigame: The floor is lava* *burning diesel

[@zeibach9075]

Really loved this episode. Just the right blend of panic and yet still managing to save it all at the end. I am singularly proud of how the feel of the S060 turned out. There was some concern that it would just feel like another S282 but less capable, but it really has its own charming character and I so enjoy watching people enjoy it.

[@Tacticalmessiah]

Hyce: *urges to play game* Also Hyce: *forgets to download game* *questions life*

[@s4sausage135]

"this is a serious playthrough" sir you blew up the entire oil field last time trys to run the s060 ahead of the train procedes 060 proceeds to run away XD

[@sitharc]

The train tried to get away from Hyce, it didn't want to Kenosha later.

[@HewittMcCann]

Just FYI, if you have a damaged explody boi and you run a steam engine past it with the cinders flying out the stack, it will trigger the explosion. (Ask me how I know) :'/

[@justaguycalledjosh]

Well congratulations hyce, you've managed to get a full belly-laugh out of me about 5 times in only 20 minutes!

[@jackgamer6307]

The logistic haul license actually increases your bonus time

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

Really???

[@jackgamer6307]

@@LCOfficerUNIT097 I think by 2%, but yes

[@Nn-3]

​​@@jackgamer6307I boughy it recently and I believe it's 5%

[@N0VA_ST0RM]

17:00 This is what I like to call "The Jack Sparrow Maneuver"

[@JackSparrow-hh2lh]

while there were certainly safer ways to do that turnaround, this was incredible entertaining to watch and very well executed

[@slashmacleod]

Seriously starting the video with Kenosha had me rolling.

[@Grigori423]

Two things: 1) Dear DV crew and moders: can someone make two buyable licences? We need to say those "seriaous playtrough police" guys that we have papers for what we sometimes gotta do! My proposition: a) general unsafe practices (like dutch droping, coupling from a bumper etc.) in the yard b) specialised unsafe practices on the mainline (leaving locomotive unatended with bar in the corner and throtle in the celling, or riding on a roof with hatch closed) All licenses officially stamped by es&d, es&dt and sd&s of course 😂 2) I left a comment for you Hyce under last dv video so you don't forget to pick up this DAMN LANTERN 😂 I guess you will remember next time in case of running DE2

[@Antonio_Otter]

You weren’t blowing up the oil well in the last video, you were creatively dismantling it.

[@BeezyKing99]

38:59... that straight section? I've wrapped the speedo around the gauge it actually relabels itself to accommodate for such speeds you're going. P.S. GIVE IT THE BEANS!

[@slanderedstone]

Its always a good day when explody boiz are involved

[@Railman1225]

7:42 I wouldn't say that! The engine just barely started moving right after you shut off the throttle. I'd say give it another go, time to offroad in a locomotive!!

[@roadtrain_]

Can confirm you can polar express the trains. Kerbo has a clip doing it in the dm3

[@RioGrandeRailfan473]

the view at the beginning looks so beautiful, only to be interrupted by the SD&S logo on the locomotive.

[@nssrrailfan]

Hey Hyce! I was just at the Roaring Camp Railroad in CA, and we rode behind a rebuilt F7, (very ugly though, cab is like a failed GP-30 copy.) And it was fun! The conductor let me throw a switch, and I also saw their Heisler #2 and thought of you and your narrow gage. They also had a shay, a climax, a small porter, and the four "Plymouth" rebuilt F7s. Has the same horn as GP-30 Soo 700. Amazing video, and hello from my vacation in Cali!

[@B_Holden]

Those rebuilt F7’s are called CF7s, and the horn on it is a Leslie RS3L. Roaring Camp is a great railroad.

[@SImrobert2001]

There's a loop going around the entire oil yard, and its used to turn your engine around.

[@KR4FTW3RK]

So the other day I found out that you need three 2-8-2s to get out of the steel mill and up the hill towards the harbor once you have over 2000 tons behind you and it's raining. If it weren't for the hill (and the rain), two engines would probably do just fine.

[@TheOneTrueDragonKing]

Also, you DO have a house in the Valley. It's the red house icon on the line just south of Forest Central. It even has a little siding so you can put the handcar there or a DE2 for personal travel.

[@michaelimbesi2314]

It could also probably hold the 0-6-0. (It can hold a DM3, but if your idea of a good locomotive to have around for personal travel is the pile of rusty sadness that is the DM3, I think you might want to reconsider some of your life choices)

[@TheOneTrueDragonKing]

@@michaelimbesi2314 Agreed... and good to know. However, it's a one-way, dead-end siding and backing up may be a problem, so the 0-6-0 may not be such a good idea to have on the siding. So many ways that could go wrong, including derailing by going clean off the end of the siding! Oh, and I don't think you'd want a boiler explosion too close to where you live. Not as much of a thing in the simulator, but still...

[@Pentium100MHz]

@@TheOneTrueDragonKing The S060 is a tank engine, they are supposed to be almost as good going backward as going forward. What would make it bad for personal travel is the amount of time it would take to raise the steam and oil the loco.

[@TheOneTrueDragonKing]

@@Pentium100MHz True, but... yeesh. The visibility issue. I like steam locomotives as much as the next railfan, but I'd need some kind of window to run backwards.

[@Pentium100MHz]

@@TheOneTrueDragonKing Yeah, the S282 in the game has really bad visibility, especially going backwards. With some real life locomotives it is a bit better, for example, the tender being a bit more narrow near the top. Also, in real life, when shunting, you could probably ask the fireman (or someone else) to stay at the switch and tell you when the last car is past it.

[@TwinLitz2]

3:16 (oh good god)😂

[@abyssminiaturestudios6103]

We need a T-shirt that says "i should put that on a t shirt "

[@peregrina7701]

quite a few cockatoo screeches but no Kenosha? Has someone knocked Mr Hyce over the head? No, of course not, because Dutch-dropping a hazmat, and I lost count of how many tries to put the water tank under the standpipe. I'm also convinced the 0-6-0 is going to bounce off the rails because it hunts so much. Thanks for the fun!! :)

[@bluescrew3124]

Tend to gravitate towards shenanigans

[@ostsan8598]

So this is what the valley smells like without Kenosha in the air.

[@TylerCMilligan]

"You know me and remembering to download things..." *Laughs in RROx*

[@Jackcook27]

11:29 Hyce has reverted back to bird 😂😂

[@300poundbassman]

Blow up. Blow up real good and may the Lord take a liking to you!🚦🚦stop stepping on that poor rat😂😂 Squeell is Unrealll!!!100%

[@vega1287]

34:11 going aaah is proberbly prefearable over tokyo drifting hazmat

[@GraceFoulques]

Hyce is one of my comfort KZbinrs, he never fails to make me laugh. :3

[@cgoodwin256]

This channel has single handedly made me terrified of trying steam in career mode.

[@PeteRobOs]

I'd arguably say it's done the opposite for me. If Hyce can blow up a choo, makes me feel better when I inevitably blow up mine 😅😂😢

[@Josiah100x]

that's YSTH was beautiful ('Y' Switch Turnaround Hitch)

[@Error-5478]

I dying at how you've named your railroad, literally 1 second into the video and I'm laughing hysterically.

[@JanTonovski]

29:53 A litterling fee would be amazing 😂

[@MikuJess]

I blew up my first 060 today. Kaboom knocked itself off a bridge, most of the train stayed on, cursed spaghetti dangled down completely vertically from the coupler. Stood on the coal bunker, uncoupled, and rode it down into the water. That was fun!

[@Littledancingdog]

ES&D got a sister company, I see

[@kellhound7227]

After watching your first couple of episodes in the "Serious" career in DeRail Valley, I picked up the game from steam! I'm enjoying the majority of things about it, though my first bigger engine than the DE2, the DM3, was a pile of S---. The controls weren't very solid, at least to me, but I was able to find a bunch of DE2's and had like 4 of them running money around the Harbor till I could afford the DE6, and haven't looked back! I love watching your shenanigans, and I think the end game for me would be trying out the Steam engines. Thank you for your "Serious Career" playthrough, as a tutorial for the game, and remember to SEND IT!

[@Pentium100MHz]

I bough the game because of Hyce as well. I try to play the game seriously, driving slower (I still get the time bonus) because I do not see the point in accelerating to 60 just to dump the air 30 seconds later because there is a 40 sign.

[@Ryan_Rail]

3:22 Mark we ask if you can go at Restricted Speed 😅

[@Hyce777]

But the episode would still be being recorded... lol!

[@Ryan_Rail]

@@Hyce777 Management said plz

[@theconceptualist8626]

Look, if you really don’t like the whistle and bell on the 060, just change it. We won’t judge you.

[@enderbutter9297]

You have a great personality, you’re hilarious, gained a sub from this video

[@enderbutter9297]

I like that it’s unedited, feels like you’re just being yourself and not trying too hard.

[@josefaksoy42]

By the way, when starting up locomotives the coal burns faster to gain more steam when the trains still. This is to make the startup times not 30 minutes apparently

[@McAtomica]

17:50 "This is the dumbest idea, this is the dumbest idea..." That's the best idea, TIL not only dutch drop but also consist wye racing, thank you XD

[@erniebrown6196]

The dh4 runs across the map after it’s been derailed btw also would love to see you use the dm3 and dh4 great videos loving the series

[@Mightymegatronthegreat]

5:50 I was crying from laughter I did not expect that. I was also laughing at those paint jobs at 6:52 7:02 11:19

[@destoyer297]

I was just rolling through out this entire video! Don't ever stop being you!

[@Pyrotrainthing]

"Hey we need to move this derailed locomotive" Normal Railroading: *Get a crane to move the derailed locomotive out of the way or back on the rails* Hyce: 12:36

[@legdig]

That maneuver on the De2 was just advanced kick switching.

[@solarflare623]

I can’t wait until they add multiplayer. A steam locomotive definitely needs a fireman

[@GregoryVeizades]

Agreed. I just got the S060 and while its so much fun and capable. Its definitely a lot of things to do. Though I can't wait to try it in VR. 2 hands is better than one.

[@JohnErikMills]

Hilarious! Also, a tip... I've got a keyboard with programable macros. I set one up to spam "f" as fast as possible as long as I've got the macro key pressed. That's the way to get around fast in DVS.

[@HimboJimbo]

The de2 actually moved a bit at 7:42

[@dieselmaniac2yt156]

The part where he said we do a little trolling got me so good

[@Dan_Gyros]

A surprising lack of kenosha, but a welcome one!

[@TwinLitz2]

I love the details in the derail Valley. I am about to get it on my oculus quest 2 and I am so excited.

[@CakePrincessCelestia]

1:40 Hyce, you need to mod in your own chime to that. 2:20 This is about the most appropriate game to ask that question in... LOL! 3:42 Is there a specific reason for that? 4:53 I'm completely incabale of seeing it... 5:04 Picanté! 5:49 You ought to close the thing while being up there ^^ 6:06 DE stands for Destroyed Engine BTW ^^ 9:38 -> /watch?v=GhMvKv4GX5U 10:30 Me thinking: Take the cars one by one from the other end with the other DE2... 11:18 ROFL! 13:42 This genuinely is so ES&D! XD 16:02 Welcome to the ES&D, guys! 16:50 So awesome! /)^3^(\ 17:29 Now get in front of the train and couple it up while it's rolling like a pro! (it's actually possible, at least with the Magic Remote...) 17:54 I guess it's not, I can't Smell the Kenosha yet XD 18:18 And that, dear children, is why you have doors on the cab. 19:53 Ready Pre-Contact! 20:35 Contact! 20:55 You're taking fuel! 21:26 Where to get those anyway? Coulnd't find any on NM... 21:51 It murders the pressure a lot... I recently just hauled like 8 or 9 empty cars and couln't hold a speed of 30 even since the pressure ends up being somewhere in the 8-9 bar range with max beans since you have to keep the water flowing all the time and the fire just can't keep up with the rate. 22:39 Derail physics. That keeps happening... the minigame plays itself! 23:13 Probably my most ES&Dy idea I just got. Build a water collector on the cab roof so the tanks fill themselves up when it rains. Works best in Bri'ain, though XD 25:01 I'm not genuinely wondering how you can keep the pressure up with that injector flow going... guess I'm not drafting it enough... all the beans and wide open damper (I tried other settings as well) just doesn't cut it... seems like you need the speed and power past a certain point to keep it going. 25:19 LOL 27:50 Flat Spots entered the chat. 29:34 Alt key is your friend. 29:39 A Bri'ish would say: The wo'uh! 29:59 My Inner Hyce is dying right now. (every ES&D railroader should have one) 32:30 ROFL! 33:53 New soundtrack? ^^ 34:07 You should have went a little back into the yard, to get some run up... XD 37:01 Just a normal day at the ES&D! XD 39:38 BTW, here's a nice rule of thumb: half a bar = 6.9 psi. Nice! 42:01 It's not the Kehlenschneider yet! XD 43:47 So my fat and fluffy sister will take over... XD 44:32 So it would increase maintenance hours on the valve gear if you don't put it there? Also, do you pull it fully back when coasting in reverse? 46:32 One of those Derail places. It tells you 6, no significant slowdown sign and the next one will be 40, right at the switch. 48:58 It's too hyce in the Kessel! 49:13 Sadgely, no Diabolic Money$hifter 3 in there... wanna see you doing the thing! 51:09 LOL! 52:06 L-068. Not nice. $680. Not nice. $6800. Not nice. I see a pattern there.

[@liamhenderson7640]

18:10 actually had a 10 minute laughing fit...😂😅

[@KnapfordMaster98]

The 0-6-0 is so precious why are there even other trains in the game.

[@ArjanSchaeffer]

The karma punishment at 10 minutes is somehow very fulfilling.

[@niakitten2937]

That DE2 off the rails slowly started moving as you shut it off both times lmfao

[@lynxoflight72]

i want hyce' chasing after the loco incidents summarized as a comic. that would be hilarious

[@yukonxl5723]

someone needs to make a good sounding 2-chime for that thing, cause doesn't it have 2 hooters? that would make it very yes

[@azurepony9972]

and for this episode hyce.

[@jonelyackett]

It just so happens that Mr. Pullman built a church in my small little town. Says so right on the NY Historic marker. I'd assume he just financed it, cuz i doubt he built a Medina Sandstone church by himself. Called the Pullman Memorial Universalist. Its a work of beauty, the sandstone comes out of quarries lining the Erie canal. Quarried the stone out of a spot until it floods, move down to the next spot. Now we got a ton of fishing and swimming holes pretty much spanning the entire Erie Canal. All of this is right next to an old branch of the NYC as well, currently a short line called the Falls Road Railroad, owned by GVT, running from Niagara Falls to Brockport, NY. It used to be double-tracked, but a scrapper bought the line at some point and now its a single track. every town along the railroad still has the old beat up station thats boarded up. Some have a business in them, some have been turned into museums. Theres just a ton of history out here. Sadly not many NYC locos(i think theres an old diesel), the largest collection of NYC passenger cars, yes.

[@farmdog93]

HAHAHA, FIRMLY GRASP IT 😂😂

[@digbymodelrailway2929]

It’s called insurance fraud, what they don’t realize you was paid good money to do that 😂

[@PowerTrain611]

The flammable bois always make me feel like Beavis. FFFFFFFFIRE! Yeah! Ffffffire is KICKASS! Heheheh

[@MK.5198]

if you want to use the 0-6-0 more you should really get the logistical haul license. that thing is basically perfect for logi jobs and has carried me almost all the way through derail valley's mid-game doing them.

[@Wheatley_Darwin]

Oh boy the skins are back, load up them explodi boiz and GIVE EM ZE BEANZZZZZZZ

[@glenn3630]

Hyce will spend millions blowing up train yards, but 2 minutes trying to get an engine not on the rails to run, "Well, we've just wasted money doing that." LOL!!

[@crazyhorse2730]

All I want to say is I'm insane enough to try to turn a wagon into a Fallout grade tender (gonna be hooded and have scrap bins on top), and whenever I get a property, I have a second wagon to add to it for groceries. Love the steam age, but I'm trying to be more green.

[@alanabyss9246]

Hyce is the reason it’s called derail valley

[@justaguycalledjosh]

FYI Hyce, pressing the print button on a license (Owned or unowned) gives you a preview copy of the relevant license

[@Ronald.Golleher]

If you had printed the fee for L-068, high chance it would have been damage from pushing it off the track.

[@JTCF]

I have started streaming DV, and for some reason EVERY stream ends with a "bang", where I mess up a lot of stuff. I got a S060 license, only blew it up like 4 or 5 times

[@tylerknoll8135]

The guy at the steel mill is probably like at the hell is he doing

[@thestainmorephoenix8632]

You do know tank engines like that can work in backwards just as well as forward, so you don't need to run around the train and all that. Take a look at various European Branch lines during the days of steam and you'll see how they operated. It's more practical to run it backwards than wying the bloody thing and trying to get it to face the right way.

[@blackhawks81H]

That's one skookum choocher of a choo-choo.

[@elsopas8967]

"Safety, what's that?" Hyce, probably

[@cubeq3382]

11:28 hyce is a kettle now appearently 😂

[@Trucker2121]

love your derail valley videos hyce

[@catmungo4500]

yes please give us a we die like men t-shirt

[@psycotria]

I liked this clean play-through. I love the steam.