Every time I've tried to do something like this, I was almost immediately a victim of heinous acts of violence.
@ComputerWizard8 ай бұрын
Just play as a mime, become friends with the inspector, witness the detective strangle someone to death in the maintenance shaft, tell the inspector, start a conspiracy theory, and escape on the shuttle all while not saying a single word. don't forget to survive the whole thing too.
@Yinlock4708 ай бұрын
how much you can get away with it mostly depends on how tryhard the playerbase is
@serpentwolf55828 ай бұрын
Tomato seems to have an aura of immunity to retaliation.
@TheEbontide8 ай бұрын
@@serpentwolf5582 I did get that goddamn cargo tug though. I had no idea it was tamto and just broke in to steal the cargo tug with my ID hidden after he said no, in front of the entire stream. Caught in 1080p.
@serpentwolf55828 ай бұрын
@@TheEbontide XD
@alarev85868 ай бұрын
The way he tried to crawl back to his underpayed job after being forced out is so funny and sad at the same time
@levilee2078 ай бұрын
Me crawling away from the ambulance the paramedics keep trying to shove me in because I do not have insurance and I can absolutely walk it off
@JohnDoe-bk2hg7 ай бұрын
Tr00. I was in debt for most of my young adult life, I'd rather just die than go back. XD
@selingermann55998 ай бұрын
That dramatic refusal to go to the escape shuttle fucking killed me XD
@bionicdragon58 ай бұрын
You can hear the sheer glee in Tomato's voice whenever he gets to put everyone else through bureaucratic hell. The Light of God really did shine upon him in the end.
@kingcalibur4137 ай бұрын
17:40 Power Word: *NEXT*
@NateSH728 ай бұрын
Perfect out of context cut at the beginning😂
@GnomeChompskiGeso8 ай бұрын
no no it had the FULL context trust me, this guy's just a sicko!
@nilex58188 ай бұрын
@@GnomeChompskiGeso You mean based?
@xXRickTrolledXx8 ай бұрын
@Gnome Top notch investigative journalism
@udaho4568 ай бұрын
@@GnomeChompskiGeso the IRS is definitely gonna drone strike tomato's house after this
@Wisperer28 ай бұрын
I truly don’t understand why tamtos favorite part of videogames is role playing bureaucracy
@Anch0rd8 ай бұрын
Cause his job is making everyone miserable
@jackhazardous40088 ай бұрын
You'll wear yourself out trying to make everyone equally happy, but you can easily make everyone equally unhappy
@levilee2078 ай бұрын
Because he's SICK and TWISTED. He's a PSYCHO
@Joebaseball-qp2nk8 ай бұрын
Its genuinely fun to do paperwork in this game
@kingthe136 ай бұрын
nothing more evil
@markkiefer32438 ай бұрын
Space Station 13 is a game where you can be tasked with ordering mousetraps and dog biscuits while a nuke is going off somewhere else on the station. There's nothing else quite like it.
@magnight7678 ай бұрын
This reminds me of the time he was hoP and that was a fucking delight to watch. Anytime he has power of denial over people you bet your ass he is going to use it.
@dr.cheeze53826 ай бұрын
Dae vid wus fucken fani, innit?
@Kaijudomage8 ай бұрын
The moment he gets forced out of cargo it falls apart
@primeEmu168 ай бұрын
that "I'LL KILL YOU" Was actually guttural haha. Had me wheezing from laughter.
@youngarchaeotech1898 ай бұрын
"the IRS don't know I evade taxes-" Gnome's trying to get his boss's dog killed.
@Joebaseball-qp2nk8 ай бұрын
13:53 “he said it was 2B he wanted 2A” based asterix and obelix fan. This really is the place that makes you mad
@CaptainPrincess8 ай бұрын
S I M P L E F O R M A L I T Y
@santapoca6 ай бұрын
I was playing through The Witcher 3 again a few months ago and there's a sidequest in Blood & Wine that's a direct reference to that bit
@Aeoniica8 ай бұрын
Waiting patiently and respectfully for the Mailman Highlight
@johnt.1908 ай бұрын
Tomato is on his Joker arc. No literally, there’s a story in the 80th anniversary special comic for the Joker about what would happen if he killed Batman, and part of it ends up with him torturing people with repetitive form signing and queuing in the Gotham DMV, pulling the same kinda stunts Tomato’s doing. Just look up “joker dmv” and you’ll see the page I’m talking about.
@xXRickTrolledXx8 ай бұрын
0:10 Thank you, Deep Gnome, for exposing the malicious corporate practices of Tomato Enterprises. I even heard that he didn’t even syndicate, that monster!
@hmmm-ou3ov8 ай бұрын
some say tomato is still trying to look for mousetraps and dogtreats to this day
@Reac28 ай бұрын
The Gold was actual gold. It wasn't Fools Gold, which is fake gold aka Pyrite - It was Fools Pyrite, which is fake Pyrite aka Gold. He died for nothing ;-;
@TheEbontide8 ай бұрын
Yay, my piano train! 😄 100% worth breaking into cargo to get it.
@arcadius25698 ай бұрын
Ah, the dreaded SS13 desk job. Who has has the pens, holds the power.
@jackhazardous40088 ай бұрын
At least until a paramedic goblin steals their pens because their tumor told them to
@sorrynothing.8 ай бұрын
Ah yes the famous (or infamous if you're on the recieving end)"bureaucratic hell" bit
@matthewyeldig46088 ай бұрын
6:24 "F$>K! ALRIGHT! I need a godamn gun!" ~Tomato "Post-man going Postal" Gaming
@Atoll-ok1zm8 ай бұрын
Ever time tomato is allowed to touch bureaucracy we get a new episode
@medhathobo8 ай бұрын
My favorite RP is cargonia desk job. Copy paste the /vg/ station requesition form and give it to people, then give the horrendous nightmare fuel that is the "extended" requesition form to people I don't like that round. Get to see lots of different rp's and be under the protection of cargonia.
@serpentwolf55828 ай бұрын
Fuck that cargo bit was great XD
@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul54875 ай бұрын
Ah, yes, paperwork QM. Depending on the shift and server, people can respond to paperwork in either a rations, human behavior. Or _"A shot of cancer, administered directly to my chest."_
@labowski5178 ай бұрын
Tomato really puts the FUN in government mandated bureaucracy.
@PyroPotPie8 ай бұрын
holy shit, this was the perfect two runs. The last bit killed me
@somerandomdude59318 ай бұрын
15:40 i immediately thought of the fucking goku "put this on" meme i couldn't stop laughing
@user-hq4sb5cz7k8 ай бұрын
That tax evasion cut was gold
@HavingFunYetti8 ай бұрын
We are eating so fricking good with these ss13 edits, dood. Thanks Gnome and Tomato
@duckman99268 ай бұрын
Yooo more space station 13 the Pit THRIVES
@duckman99268 ай бұрын
Well clip pit
@BlackMoonHowls8 ай бұрын
@@duckman9926 Clever. Thing is what occurred to me when I read that and got it, was Forsen saying that and it being used in a DJFNG song. You know, Cancer Music or Gochi Muchi It's ironically really good at times.
@Eifion8 ай бұрын
Gnome you're lucky Tomato never watches more than the first second when uploading these cause i think he'd have a LONG talk over that intro...
@whitetrashyvan8 ай бұрын
This has brought back some horrific memories, thank you gnome.
@thop79643 ай бұрын
I haven't had my stomach hurt from laughing in a long time lmao!!!! I wanted some SS13 in the background, but eventually turned off my PC and started playing this on my TV
@BunkyGrimbo8 ай бұрын
I can't believe Tomato "Tax Fraud" Gaming finally outed himself
@Sm0k3turt8 ай бұрын
The IRS what?!? 👀
@placeholder54918 ай бұрын
god no joke did DMV stuff today, thank god i came with all the proper paperwork and was in and out ( fun fact AAA can do most DMV car related things so you can skip the line if you have a membership )
@xXYungPepeFresh420AquaBonkRipp8 ай бұрын
Okay great edit. The IRS comment got me 😂😂😂
@thebadegg89375 ай бұрын
Forgot how good tomato’s voice acting was
@AllTheOthers8 ай бұрын
Fellas I UNIRONICALLY LOVE THIS GAME! And seeing my favorite folks play it is always a good time
@dependent-ability86318 ай бұрын
the tragedy of the low level bureaucrat
@cbunny667121 күн бұрын
THe last 10 minutes of this is pure gold my stomach actually hurts and I have tears streaming down my face. fuck its so good
@turtlewithasword428 ай бұрын
least profitable QM I have ever seen. This man is exiled from cargo.
@turtlewithasword428 ай бұрын
After finishing the rest of the video i have changed my opinion. He cannot be measured in matters of profit, he makes negative money.
@teminus17 ай бұрын
I went to the DMV today and it was exactly like this
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS2 ай бұрын
that edit while he was reading the chatmember who donated subs "the irs don't know i evade taxes"
@wiggles28686 ай бұрын
About the 6th time I’ve watched this masterpiece and I’m still laughing
@Pasakoye6 ай бұрын
Great work.
@armaldofan108 ай бұрын
what an intro man
@Kotosanji8 ай бұрын
WE FUCKIN GOT HIM BOYS
@jackhazardous40088 ай бұрын
Space Station 13 is as fun as it looks
@CriticalSlowing8 ай бұрын
WAKE UP BABE NEW TOMATO SS13 JUST DROPPED
@hamburger_eatspie3 ай бұрын
16:21 this is not a budget cut, that js unpaid labor.
@Calfmax7 ай бұрын
god-tier shifts this time
@jeremyszpicki4918 ай бұрын
I realize now that tomatoes causing a new tide
@wayne_kerr_Gaming8 ай бұрын
love these vids
@SlimySepherix8 ай бұрын
I'm dizzy from laughing so much.
@certifiedmug30873 күн бұрын
Everytime he says hop i hear hoa.
@dyeman22688 ай бұрын
I never played Goonstation until i watched Tomatos videos. I always used to play on "Yogstation" but then the player count went down to just 20 per day so i switched to "paradise station." Favorite part of Goonstation i have had so far was watching engineering try to deal with a power generator that had somehow turned into a vampire. I dunno all the details but apparently feeding radioactive weed to a machine can somehow bring it to life and cause it to start sucking to life force out of people. I feel sad since my favorite part of "yogstation" was the doctors would actually try to revive you with your original body. It didn't matter if you were over 200% burned. as long as you were intact they would perform surgery and make you walk out with your original body if it costed them their life. in Goonstation you could die from lack of oxygen and the doctors just chuck you in a cloner, which is sad.
@BlackMoonHowls8 ай бұрын
That's just a very good working Medbay in my opinion because if you see familiar names in Medbay it is because that person prioritizes that role and is very good at it and is very competent not to dissimilar to Robotics and Chemistry. Next is a good working Engineering so station has power, Hell Burns are the best for that with a CE that has the actual insulated gloves can weild the stations energy like lightning bolts in right conditions. One also needs a functions Cargo and Miners don't die while Cargo moves freight and makes money, never run out of Plasma that is very bad. Second point is that Goon is very much like that, why do all that work when you can do it the fun and very highly experimental way, from there you have the option of New Life Rules or maybe you're a borg now so depending on the kind of borg you may or may not be able to interact with the station because interfaces are designed for fingers and not borg interface pincer pokers.
@dyeman22688 ай бұрын
@@BlackMoonHowls I cannot tell what you are trying to say in your message. Was med-bay doing a good job cloning people or bringing them back from a pile of ashes? I never questioned the work of engineering, after all i was apart of the engineering staff that had to deal with the blood hungry power generator, although I didn't do much because i didn't know how. I have not seen a Hell Burn or the CE insulated gloves. can you try to please re-type your message? all i am reading is a big block of words.
@UrsulaMajor8 ай бұрын
Goonstation doesn't have much of an ability to bring a body back to life in place. The doctors will try every trick in the book to keep you alive at -512 health, but the moment you're dead the cloner is really the only option available to them without using strange reagent
@cjrecio57028 ай бұрын
27:42 It says Fool's Pyrite at the bottom, doesn't that mean that it's the opposite of Fool's Gold?
@BlackMoonHowls8 ай бұрын
Where I live Fools Gold is a very common mineral and so is quartz here.
@BloodyCrow__8 ай бұрын
Maybe gold is common and pyrite is rare in SS13 universe lol
@sawyerbates20328 ай бұрын
I'm so glad Gnome decided to make this channel. I'm completely Gnome-pilled right now.
@SamCyanide4 ай бұрын
I need to play this game
@jukethebox68798 ай бұрын
Hey gnome, im going through my first really bad break up. And these videos have been keeping me positive despite how i feel. Thank you for the hard work.
@pillgrimm8 ай бұрын
Good intro
@xXcjmckXx4 ай бұрын
What server is this?
@BakedBanana8 ай бұрын
oh?
@Rafikator8 ай бұрын
Loved it
@smeskii17546 ай бұрын
im just curious, why doesnt he play space station 14, the one on steam?
@hegelianfrog5 ай бұрын
It ain’t out yet
@zxcvqwer34248 ай бұрын
hehe haha!
@bluejays62238 ай бұрын
lets go!
@quantras26734 ай бұрын
What server is this exactly
@madhausen3 ай бұрын
easiest job 😎
@lolgold42048 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@gustavolemos59138 ай бұрын
wtf was that intro omg
@nazmi55618 ай бұрын
Its sonic mania soundtrack
@tomgreen93368 ай бұрын
Ez
@igreaves81298 ай бұрын
What server is this and how do i play on it. It seems like fun.
@cjrecio57028 ай бұрын
It's very disappointing to see a bunch of pathetic KZbin Andys shaming a Tomato fan for being uncomfortable with a bit.
@ananiashard94664 ай бұрын
Good they did tho, it was pathetic to get something so small get into your head
@combativeThinkerАй бұрын
What bit?
@penguixyt32468 ай бұрын
Not paying taxes is the duty of all Nanotrasen Quartermasters! 🫡