World's Thirstiest Cowboy | Denizen

[@ChaosCallsLOL]

this is truly what i imagine tomato’s life is like outside of streaming, chaos and all

[@Sm0k3turt]

100% real tomato life sim

[@Sleepydog01]

This is what happens on the one day of the year that he leaves the house

[@bibby659]

Can confirm, I have been hit by his truck a ton of times as he goes out to get snacks.

[@jackhazardous4008]

So glad to see Tomato do some IRL streaming. He sure has aged fast since he hit 25

[@matthewyeldig4608]

6:14 *I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF A CUP IN MY HAN-* TAH! I HAVE TO DESTROY IT WITH MY MIND!" ~Tomato "The second worst X-man" Gaming

[@SynonamessBotchKevin]

If you want to know, it's "COWBOY (I Wanna Grow Up To Be A Cowboy) - by Bob Birthisel"

[@PipEnigma]

I didn’t want to know, I didn’t need to know, I’m so mad at you for this information

[@JohnDoe-bk2hg]

Thanks, bro

[@cjrecio5702]

Thanks!

[@PipEnigma]

31:03 is a fucking HAUNTING visual I would expect as part of a cutscene in a horror game. This is art.

[@derrickbiedermann9802]

Such a shame Tomato got Warlock Cursed, thoughts and prayers. 🙏

[@cjrecio5702]

The cowboy gets the bad guy~ and the cowboy gets the girl~

[@hihohe4067]

Are these radio songs all AI generated?

[@cjrecio5702]

@@hihohe4067 I think they're just copyright free

[@MiniMackeroni]

I wanna grow up to be a Cowboy, jUsT LiKe BuFfAlO BiLl

[@dopaminecloud]

@@hihohe4067 AI replacing "generic" isn't great for discourse, which people knew what they were talkin bout

[@oliverpullen3555]

Fallout new vegas did teach us bisexual cowboys deal more damage

[@RealMicsta]

Best of all he gets a Colt .45 with a h-GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOF-

[@GnomeChompskiGeso]

and the COWBOY GETS THE GUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[@daysejones968]

I love how tamto put a 3d model of himself in the game

[@dabinbuh]

Every game with a gambling option corrupts the tam further

[@sawyerbates2032]

I'm so glad Gnome decided to make this channel. I'm completely Gnome-pilled right now.

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

We Stan whimsical bearded fellows in this comment section.

[@hmmm-ou3ov]

love the irl streams

[@lokiweb2165]

Tomato "Fat middle aged balding man" gaming

[@thedoge7743]

Tomato finally gets a real job (NOT CLICKBAIT)

[@bionicdragon5]

Sentient sun-dried tomato terrorizes the public.

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

I feel like that must be how tomato showed up to his poop day, grippers and all.

[@KToonz]

Tomato got cursed so that every stream he doesn’t grip n rip he ages a year.

[@shinobu8789]

11:46 Katey and Gnome waiting for their minimum wage paycheck as tomato "grippers out" gaming flushes it all down the drain in a casino gambling app

[@PipEnigma]

I saw that artist rendition of the dream by chance in the fanart channel of Tomato’s Discord and I almost threw up laughing at it. I’m so happy Gnome went the extra mile to see and include that

[@thedoge7743]

I’m glad tomato made his character true to life, adds to my immersion

[@Rev_Boneman]

Never was there a stiry of more woe than Jade and her Tomato...

[@sleepycodes3816]

30:20 just this sentence alone, man.

[@HellishSpoon]

Slurp core time get that sipp

[@darkbowls6887]

this is an instant classic

[@scroogeydoogeedoo]

great thumbnail and editing! great stream

[@supercyc10]

That’s some annihilation “alien doppelgänger” shit right there at the end.

[@PipEnigma]

I watched this stream live and slept for 13 hours after it ended. I still don’t know if I’ve recovered.

[@mesmerisingcube417]

0:10 Jerma tier chatter

[@zxcvqwer3424]

hehe haha!

[@HellishSpoon]

ho ho huu huu!

[@Makyothegoddamnelf]

hihihi!

[@sirrealism7300]

Hex-ual Harassment is a serious crime.

[@Sm0k3turt]

Hardest I’ve laughed in a while hot damn

[@nazmi5561]

It's the toilet incident 😢

[@jackdaturtle4696]

what popping!

[@jameson7276]

cool IRL stream

[@Rain_lights]

Is Tomato's driving a bit? cos if it is he's very dedicated.

[@sodamnclose9203]

(Hay other dude, this isn't for you to go away). Hay gnome do you think you could convince that other guy to cook up the "into the core" minecraft stream as a from the vault much love buddy

[@packratz2745]

Next time he can't stream, we know why

[@stubbyfoamz1]

Tomato don't lie to yourself, if you were ziggity zoomed into a 90 year old we would be none the wiser.

[@labowski517]

Tomato Grand master of shitty life-sim games

[@TheBarber5550]

this video has inspired me to buy denizen and make the hottest male character who has 7 severe cases of mental illness

[@whizthesugoi]

TOMATO I AM DOWN ON MY KNEES CRYING, BEGGING FOR YOU PLEASE MAKE KATEY STREAM WHEN YOU AREN'T FEELING GOOD TO STREAM, PLEASE PLEASE 🥺

[@BistaNadig]

I miss dav.

[@theboemmonkey]

He fell off

[@1Lordgore]

Is he ok?

[@JDPSTFO]

​@@1Lordgore he broke his huge dumpy

[@chronovac]

That implies there was ever a peak

[@JDPSTFO]

@@chronovac He did climb a peak Of yore So there indeed was a peak.