Qui Gon learns Knives are deadlier than Lightsabers

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[@NotObi-WanKenobi]

What do you think of the Acolyte so far? A reminder this is the Obi Wan clips channel so people who only want star wars or to consume it in bitesize chunks can, that's why it is double posted, it also helps pay the staff! Thanks for supporting both channels. 9 Episodes (1 Free) of the Clone Wars here: www.patreon.com/CharlieHopkinson Join the waitlist to help bring the Tour to a city near you!: www.charlie-hopkinson.com/shows

[@RaydeusMX]

CW (the TV network) levels of garbage, but your videos and the roasts/critiques you see about it here on YT make it all worth it in the end. (After all, it wasn't my money that went down the drain creating it. And after recent events I think the investors deserve to lose as much money as possible, so I hope KK keeps doing her thing for as long as she can.)

[@Lumibear.]

I’ve enjoyed it so far, but then I don’t watch these things through the lens of quota hate. Disney’s Star Wars world building is gorgeous and they do seem to be perfecting the practical effects usage too, now, which I appreciate. Thus far, the story doesn’t seem as solid as Andor but is a definite improvement on Obi-Wan, I’d place it someplace just under Mando, and though clearly aimed at a younger audience it’s not *too* painfully panto or threat-free for adults. The secret evil twin conceit is a tad cliché but at least, as Qui points out, people actually die! Well maybe… this *is* fantasy sci-fi, anything’s possible. I’m entertained enough to watch more, and looking forward to more of you!

[@dxexexp.]

hahaha mothers

[@DarkJediFarkas]

It was surprisingly good.

[@MrSeriousGuy]

Hilarious actually, some how they have made something look so bland, and feel like a bad fan fiction at the same time. Would have been perfect for the Disney channel 15 years ago. Also taking the bet Trinity is Osha's teacher the whole time and faked her death and it'll be a twist at the end.

[@user-fr2ne3oj3z]

What are the chances 2 twins that haven't seen each other in 20 years would have the exact same haircut .

[@hallarious506]

1? I say 1. 1 plagueis out of wisdom.

[@joshportie]

Well according to woke ideology how you think and act is solely due to skin color and sexuality. So 100%

[@toddrobinson8069]

about the same as their having the same haircut 16 years prior

[@ccgod]

@@toddrobinson8069 Yeah normally twins get different haircuts so you can tell them apart.

[@Mitsoxfan]

What are the chances of most anything in this cannon breaking nonsense? A master killed by a knife, Plagueis not being able to pull off force sensitive clone baby things and these witches just do it at will, these witches existing in the first place? And it's only a few episodes in. This stuff just sucks.

[@Shiirow]

person gets stabbed by a superheated blade of plasma that can melt reinforced blast doors like its made of butter, can walk it off. person gets stabbed by 2 inch long piece of metal, immediately dies. Brought to you by _Disney Star Wars_

[@augumon05]

don't forget, that knife landed dead center of the chest, where the sternum connects the ribcages together to protect like 70% of your vital organs meaning it also is somehow deadlier hitting at best cartilage/bone than plasma entering possibly the spleen or intestines.

[@maddslothii2532]

Disney gives you 2 choices, 1) turn your mind off and be happy to see lightsabers, 2) turn the show off and find something worth while to do.

[@chouinardfrancais]

@@maddslothii2532 if they didnt hog the copyright to everything we know someone else could come up with something more interesting to watch

[@kaykaykay.0.0.0]

That Anakin "DEW IT" then apology make me cackle LOUD

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

Same🤣🤣

[@gabrielcanejo187]

"I- I'm So Sorry Guys. Don't Know What Came Over Me There..."

[@Seafarer64]

This channel will be the most of the Acolyte that I'll ever watch.

[@ascensionindustries9631]

Master Jedi killed by thowing knife + Fire in space = NOPE

[@bigdoubleu117]

This channel is the only thing that makes Disney Star Wars enjoyable in the first place lol.

[@Yourmom753]

Honestly it's kinda bangin

[@DaerianAntilles]

The Fandom Menace is the absolute worst.

[@hizzy70]

This content was stolen from the KZbin channel Charlie hopkinson, not to be a jerk just letting you know you're showing love to the wrong guy

[@TheBerylknight]

lol, using the light saber to unclog the toilet was a good one.

[@a.a.werding2620]

The thing that gets me about this whole killing a Jedi without a weapon is: lightsabers are considered weapons but knives and poison aren’t!?😂

[@coreywigent7693]

Exactly it makes no sense 😂

[@arpadloov6461]

Plot twist, it was a cheese knife

[@a.a.werding2620]

@@arpadloov6461 dude… this is a nerd thing… the whole writing of the show is so cheesy, that your answer makes no sense on multiple levels ;-)

[@godsblood85]

​@coreywigent7693 she has two goals, killl the four jedi, and a side goal of doing at least one of those kills unarmed

[@coreywigent7693]

@godsblood85 why does she even want to kill the jedi???? She's the one who went psycho and set the home of the witches on fire (which was all stone and yet somehow caught fire and spread incredibly fast). The jedi had nothing to do with that. I've never seen people so desperately try to explain away horrible writing. The extreme loyalty to disney and their bad product is insane.

[@loranceb]

Your writing is helping me cope with the death of Disney Starwars. Laughing at something die is cathartic

[@bowser1252]

When the Alcolyte title came out and Anakin said "Put it out of its misery already" 🤣

[@Wild_Danimal]

I thought it was for the youngling…

[@moviemania23]

@@Wild_Danimal He said it for that too

[@user-io9ie5cs8j]

This series is a travesty. It's not the, as Leslie headland put it, the gayness. Nor the special effects or fights. The show was badly done

[@watertrooper]

That lane had me cracking up!

[@paffles6696]

@@user-io9ie5cs8j I feel like how bad it is is kinda overstated. I heard so much hate for this show and thought it must be the worst one yet only to be surprised when it wasn't as bad as Obiwan. I mean, it's not very good but I also don't think it's as bad as everyone keeps saying.

[@neemz0117]

More excited for your uploads than anything disney puts out now.

[@DeadThrallOfficial]

Watching Qui-gon eat snacks in every episode always makes me hungry....

[@jackcrisci2957]

"You believe in UFU's, Obi-Wan?" 🤣

[@tetchedink7980]

"You draw it you have to kill her" actually made me laugh

[@dbrennan1523]

Completely changing canon, not just for what we know for the modern movies but there has been like 23 Old Republic books... I don't think any said you had to kill if you ever drew your lightsaber. Horrible writers, shitting all over existing storyline and lore.

[@garysmith3037]

@@dbrennan1523 , I think they were trying to go for the old Samurai sword rules kind of thing...which just makes more of a mess.

[@gabrielhersey5546]

Knife. Deadly weapon Lightsaber: harmless butter knife

[@jayc3715]

Technically in this show a butter knife would be a lot more deadly than a light saber

[@Maddog-xc2zv]

@@jayc3715 agree. and not only in this show. kenobi's, Ashoka's...

[@seanbrunsvig9100]

jedi only draws his sword if prepared to kill xD proceed to use it as a plunger

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

Well you could say he killed that Clog.

[@Ironman-f1d]

Brooo this the best way to watch any Star Wars going forward 🔥🔥💯😂

[@statewrestler855]

DO IT!!! Lmao killed me

[@Willowy13]

The Kung Fu thing alone was too funny.😂

[@pbfamous07]

they shouldn't have killed trinity, she's the one 'powerful female' i could get behind.....oh wait. bacta!?!?!?

[@johngarrett5189]

Didn't exist then

[@gabrielhersey5546]

Trinity isn’t woke enough for Kennedy. She was an amazing character in the matrix

[@ccgod]

@@johngarrett5189 They had bacta tanks during the old republic.

[@VikCachat]

​@@ccgodnah was invented 5 min after Qui-gon died.

[@joshportie]

@@VikCachat that's not true. In star wars they're losing technology from constant civil wars.

[@JadedSoutherner]

The only way to watch the Acolyte

[@nitrokid]

"Fire in space? There's no oxygen."

[@manuelgarcia1635]

"come at me with all of your strength"

[@maddslothii2532]

@@manuelgarcia1635 Even a droid can tell you have clearly been trained by a Jedi.

[@DarkJediFarkas]

Anakin: do it! 💀 But hey, Qui-Gon Jinn got another friend. Indara and Qui Gon can discuss the Lethality of knives and light sabres.

[@billm3210]

I'm so sad for SW's, yet glad for Charlie as Disney is just pumping out content for you so that we can watch and get in some good laughs.

[@pbfamous07]

my second most favourite utube channel. whose charlie hopkinson anyways.

[@jayc3715]

"Unidentified Force User" 🤣 The moment that line was spoken, I knew this show was going to be a dumpster fire

[@themissingpeace7956]

It’s not that knives are deadlier than lightsabers, it’s the fact that lightsabers do a reduced 99% damage to women.

[@maddslothii2532]

Estrogen must be the key... Quickly Jedi become trans! This is why they had to delete the scene of Master Ti being killed by Grievous, it just was not believable that a woman could die in such a way.

[@DoodsUnited]

There something we didn't know about that Grand Inquisitor guy? Gal?

[@themissingpeace7956]

@@DoodsUnited Who knows

[@WhenSithHappens]

Why is this more entertaining than the actual series? Oh, wait... I know why.

[@AdamWelch]

"Green, tall, bald, and a woman." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ryanopoly]

Yoda

[@Hyphen-J]

Qui gon cheering on polio for adults from beyond the grave 😂

[@MaxwellAntenor01]

Obi-WAN saying:” ahh the padawan thing” it’s hilarious

[@Gterr1971]

Charlie, you deserve one million subs. Kinda surprised your not there already.

[@bigyoshi5170]

Look listen she’s been playing a lot of Ghost of Tsushima, so she got some throwing knives to fight Jedi with because Kunai are really cool.

[@crazylegs1823]

Naruto much?

[@stephen90944]

This is the only Acolyte I will be watching. 🤣😂

[@michaelstrange2285]

I sit here and giggle...very little makes me giggle, so well played, sir. The sea otters did it.

[@TheHomieZhe]

Sea Otters is always welcome

[@willadeefriesland5107]

"Let's see her come back from that! No bacta tanks then. Ha ha..."

[@ccgod]

they had bacta tanks in the old republic

[@ryanmoore7098]

🤣 “It’s 2024 Obi Wan.”

[@todayontheinternet9576]

When some guy on his couch doing a skit has better writing than the source material, whew!

[@Zeknif1]

2:35 - Good, guys… always win. Good guys always oh… Qui Gon: *Cheers anyways*

[@shurikencookies]

I lost it in fits of laughter! I havent laughed like that in the longest time, Thanks so much! 😂

[@heathercurry898]

Woooowwwww that little girls “I see fire, consuming everything” really hits harder after seeing episode 3, wow

[@ccgod]

she left out seeing the script and a dumpster.

[@joshportie]

And how much she hates strait people. Oh wait that was the directors and Kathleen.

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

Flammable bricks. 😂

[@CyberpsychosDirge]

I’ll never understand how a lightsaber, which is a blade made of plasma that can cut through blast doors and over 20’000C, won’t kill anyone despite being stabbed into or near vital areas. But a small kunai like knife to the chest, albeit the heart, will. Guess everyone should carry knives now

[@zamba136]

Especially since a knife that small isn't really good at killing. The way it's sticking out, it barely reached her ribs.

[@Shiirow]

because people are dumb and dont understand that heat radiates out from the source and when you have a superheated blade of plasma being shoved into fragile tissue, anywhere it touches is now a vital area. you are essentially being cooked from the inside out which is what actually kills you, not really the entry wound.

[@UStiberi]

This video is so much better than the actual show.

[@danialholland784]

Qui gon laughing at trinities death she aint coming back hahaha

[@robertcovino4889]

Put it out of its misery already 😂 he hates all younglings.

[@Hunter_71498]

"Dew it!"

[@3thmnify]

This is the funniest KZbin video I’ve watched in a long while. Thank you

[@johnpayne7873]

A light plumbers helper! Bloody brilliant!

[@delkahchop3612]

Plaguis each way!😂

[@RichardSmith-dl2dk]

Everytime I hear “Osha” I keep thinking: Occupational Safety & Health Administration

[@Starmerispureevil]

I think of “O Shat my Pants”

[@jonathanross149]

They killed Trinity in the 1st 5 minutes after featuring her in all the commercials.

[@mik9napkin598]

3:13 peak Anakin.

[@katet_33]

I actually laugh out loud at these, well done hahaha

[@diehappy3997]

Was he plunging the toilet with a lightsaber?😂. Han Solo: That's not how the force works

[@N1ghtR1der666]

OK this is unironically the only way to consider watching the show, this was done so well and they each really feel in character to me

[@markdias5636]

"Your over confidence is your weakness."

[@jetlorider]

HAHAH "a UFU" ....The internet was invented for stuff like theses!

[@lobstercrostini]

3:13 and 3:21 deja vu

[@CaptShriver]

How many love waking up in the morning to fresh new videos From Charlie Hopkins,??? Better than your morning coffee???

[@xenodraigshrike5052]

Ok I didn't laugh until "I think I'd remember Yoda....Green, Tall, Bald, and a woman."

[@patrickdunner39]

The Acolyte is a big joke. It similar to the Matrix. It was funny that Indara used the force to shut her friends mouth from laughing. 😆 I said the same thing you can survive a lightsaber stab but not a knife. I feel bad for Qui- Gon Jinn even more. Qui- Gon got screwed double time, There is more but I’ll leave it at that. 😆

[@Tuturial464]

Lightsabers are glorified glowsticks under disney

[@michaelkarmeli4852]

anakin asking to put the child out of misery... that one is dark, and true to his youngling slaying hobby

[@Charely1925]

I love how most of the commentary is everyone laughing at the show.

[@AtlOwnSouthSide]

Is this actually the fellas sitting watching & ragging on this show?!! This may be the most hilarious💩on YT🤣🤣🤣

[@gm3dmo]

Im about 40 hours in and I have wet myself laughing at least twice Charlie is the film critic of the internet age. Its subtle, clever but kind, gentle and hilarious critique. I will drop another tenner on the YT thanks come july. Love it. Keep it up.

[@jonathanross149]

The faces are getting better all the time.

[@Gregdogg]

Plagueis is gonna be loke Sauron in rings of power💀

[@Shiirow]

we will find out that Darth Plagueis was actually a woman and the one who started this cult and many like it.

[@ChristianFox-ug8pc]

Big banana splits!? I love you Liam! Lol😂😂😂

[@DonWan47]

This channel is better than recent Star Wars output.

[@freddiemarino5367]

She's not dead, it was just a glitch in the Matrix 😮

[@elliotkingaby5312]

Exactly it was at this point she was pulled from the matrix and decided to help look on our server for the chosen one.

[@koobs4549]

There’s something to be said when a KZbinr’s face swaps look far better than Disney’s 😂

[@libertysound8575]

THANK YOU! my fave new series

[@gazf6163]

New subscriber. I loved this! Put it out of it's misery already. Anakin still wanting to kill younglings 😂

[@pkizzlebeats]

Nah anakin telling may to put the kid out of his misery already is so fried 😂😂😂 he’s getting flashbacks of order 66 🤣🤣🤣

[@UncleGhoulieTv313]

"That's a fancy come at me bro" lmao

[@Sithari66]

Put it out of its misery already! lol

[@robledog]

A BLOODY MASTERPIECE

[@snackymcgoo1539]

Plunging the toilet had me almost spitting my coffee out.

[@roddmatsui3554]

This is the PERFECT way to watch this “Star Wars stuff” they’re producing. Actually makes the mashed potatoes entertaining! It’s like that Texas Pete hot sauce that you can put on anything that has no flavor, or a somewhat disagreeable flavor, and masks it, makes the pile of noise EDIBLE! Shame that so much good acting and visual talent is going towards fixing a thing that’s fallen on its face - not so the official product will do well, but to make it abundantly clear to anyone with a brain how many holes the Swiss cheese script contains. “I ve got a HOLE in my pocket!” - Yellow Submarine

[@Brotherdot]

Well, this was more entertaining than the original... Unexpected, It was! 😂

[@ScooterDoge]

This show will give you so much content. So excited. Not watching disneys trash, thanks for doing it for me. Love you Charlie.

[@crashoverride23]

Walk up the Han Solo in a bar and tell him to attack you... One shot and over in a second 😂

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Anakin getting a shitton of vindication this episode. 😆 "Too old for training!"

[@BookOfWorms]

I can’t unsee the lot of them as banana splits, now. If that puts the taste of banana splits in your mouth, does that mean you taste Acolyte? Gods, I hope not!

[@jonathanr7199]

Subscribed for the head shave 😂

[@LuminousJay94]

4:05 Literally my reaction to the entire series

[@StoneyKenobi212]

Good job mate

[@wrayday7149]

That would have been funny if Mrs. Moss would have popped in as a force ghost right after he said "She is dead!?" It's even on the Mae's face... she can't believe that bullshit worked!

[@vaughnwonenberg]

"liar!" so funny

[@joesmith201212]

This is like so funny and so sad at the same time

[@christopherwolfe1029]

Wow, droids had a strong union in the days of Alkaloid

[@insideLEGkick]

This is better than some mst3k stuff

[@347Jimmy]

"Jedi do not attack people" *Obi Wan and Anakin side eyes*

[@animechan4361]

This is a way better version of star wars

[@lolleonlolable]

remember ahsoka ? when that girl got stabbel by a lightsaber and a few min later she was walking again like nothing happend ? but this tiny knive is somehow an insta kill :3 starwars yay

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

That throwing knife's blade wasn't even long enough to pierce the sternum to get to the heart... Clearly, the Acolyte characters are all playing in the Call of Duty universe.

[@frkzoid]

To die with a knife is an insult to the Jedi order. It's like Hagrid getting insulted that Harry's parents died from a car crash lie. It's insulting to the fans.

[@Fives-CT-ARC]

This is more entertaining than anything Disney Star Wars is putting out right now…

[@carlvincent12]

Acolyte on its own: 👎🏽 Acolyte with the Jedi bros: 👍🏽

[@lawnmowergirl]

“Jedi dont attack” the eyerolls 😂

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

That throwing knife's blade wasn't even long enough to pierce the sternum to reach the heart... Clearly, the Acolyte characters are living in the Call of Duty universe where a knife kill is insta-kill.

[@joshdunne8792]

"AtTaCk *mE* wItH aLl YoUr StReNgTh"