Quick-Witted Eva has us in STITCHES | Semi-Finals | BGT 2022

Teenage jokester Eva Abley shows off her incredible comedic timing by poking fun at herself… and the BGT Judges.
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[@robertm731]

I rewatch all her acts every week and still cannot stop myself from outright pouring tears. Never seen anyone as cute and funny and to top it off down to earth

[@Fontari]

I understand. My heart breaks seeing her Dad in the audience. His joy is overwhelming. Imagine watching your "disabled" little girl make a STAR out of herself right in front of you! 🥰

[@TheMediaMachine]

She oozes with confidence and charisma. I laughed at every joke she gave. Awesome performance. We're going to see a lot of Eva in the future, whether she wins or not, she's going to do great things in her life.

[@dtz1000]

Yeah, to write such jokes at her age is unbelievable.

[@rosierennie5867]

The confidence radiating from her body is so thrilling. She's one of my favourites to watch again and again

[@ThePratech]

The definition of Inspiration in two words "EVA ABLEY"

[@Insideleagueofpsychos]

Incredible and great material. Hope she wins it. What a talented and sweet young girl! Sick of people saying she is only getting through because of her disability, there’s been other disabled acts haven’t got through.

[@dashaespinola3932]

And won Cody lee

[@jemisbabes]

Regardless of whether Eva makes it to the final or not, she will be a star, absolutely brilliant, what a talent, she has a very proud dad in the audience too xx

[@julz63]

I absolutely love Eva, so funny, so confident and sassy !! Her jokes landed every single time…excited to see Eva realise her ambitions ❤️ Best wishes from Australia, where we have Steady Eddy as an actor and stand up comedian basing his comedy around his cerebral palsy. He’s funny too 😂🙌🏽👌🏽

[@ezeigweifeoma8576]

She's really incredible, how she's able to make jokes of her disability is hilarious and courageous 🔥

[@jakeaudin6839]

You mean like every single disabled person that’s ever been on britains got talent

[@random_____user5491]

It’s offensive to other people with the same disability tho

[@jakeaudin6839]

@@random_____user5491 they can make jokes about their own disability all they like, and if someone with the same disability has an issue with that, then they have a poor sense of humour. If it was a joke made by someone who hasn’t got that disability then fair enough

[@ezeigweifeoma8576]

@@random_____user5491 well, when you're able to channel your weak points, make fun of it and all. It gives less provocative response or insults from people. It builds confidence and mind you it's very difficult to do son. It's builds self esteem too

[@garywilliams4451]

I don't see this amazing young lady as having a disability, I see her as having a superpower. She has the potential to change the world. Me at 62? Not so much. I would LOVE to feel just a fraction of the pride her dad must be feeling. What a rush!

[@jonathanwelke]

That E bike joke was one of the funniest jokes I think I've ever heard. I almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard! Well done EVA!!! and then she zinged again with the stabilizers... oh man!!! Brilliant comedy!

[@Shragar1]

I agree with you one hundred percent. Roasting Simon! I love this young lady!

[@gladysmurebeh6468]

"I have been Eva".....that phrase will never leave our minds. She's brilliant 👏

[@sylviaslydavis405]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG THIS HAD ME LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣 She has charisma and she is just perfect for this show. I hope she really win! Shes not only funny but shes gorgeous 🥰🥰

[@graemeheekes6062]

At first I thought this girl was deaf, hence the speech impediment... But then I read up on her! She's 14, she's got cerebral palsy and she's spent half her life going through some of the worst bullying. So maybe she's a bit difficult to understand. So what... The girl's got guts getting up on that stage! Kudos to her! And...yes...she's actually damn funny...

[@Jon-ym9li]

not talent

[@iglcon6886]

@@Jon-ym9li comedy is a talent

[@eirebhoy132]

Well the problem with being hard to understand is people can’t hear the actual joke, and it’s hard to be funny if half the audience can’t understand what you’re saying.

[@jbhav10]

That Boris Johnson one at the end got me in tears!!! Well done and well deserved. Roasting his hair and his ‘work events’. 😂 But my favourite was the one where she brings up the driving law for the disabled with the police and the walking in the straight line.

[@scarlettwade6275]

They were my best bits too 😂

[@chazzer1969]

OMG, Eva!!! Please don't stop doing this. You're a born comedian. Your personality is adorable. And you are so funny. And your jokes are clean. And you are only 14. C'mon!!! You've got a great future ahead waiting for you. I have got nothing but a Massive Respect for you 🙏

[@lukemallinson7311]

Honestly we need you in the comments of the results video the things people are saying just generally hating on her it’s horrible so it’s refreshing to see lovely comments like this

[@chazzer1969]

@@lukemallinson7311 Hating on her? She's a child. 14yo child. Hating on 14 years old child. Something is not right with some people. Seriously

[@ryanniv1851]

I've got to say she is absolutely hilarious. Best comedian ever on BGT.

[@karenmccullough1253]

Hysterically funny!!!! Eva will go far, she is talented beyond belief 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@beowulf1005]

She's living her dream. Congratulations to her. Lovely.

[@marknugent7716]

oh my Eva is one of the nicest human ever she had me in stitches with the E bike joke I so hope this little gem wins BGT

[@walle5667]

I had a hard time understanding this part. Could you explain? I rewound several times to listen, but I can't understand what she's saying.

[@1966Depeche]

Eva just makes me happy, comedy magic from a top lass !!

[@yohannesaradom8656]

SUPERPOWER OF COMEDY IS BORN! At this age the British are lucky to find such a talented sweet young lady. The character and charming she posses by itself is unique given by God. We will enjoy her talent for a long period of time. You Go Girl!

[@danniimcauliffe]

My favourite act so far this series and her Dad's face 🥺❤️

[@lindagallagher3711]

what a beautifull young lady inside and out she will go far in life shes a star in the making well done everyone loved youxxx

[@shattaflex391]

I thought I might get bored of disabled jokes but tbf she's pulled it off really well , she's a star already. Wow . What a talent 👏🏿

[@oliversmith5522]

They are staggeringly funny 😂 Before anyone shouts at me I also have CP

[@champion08h_studios]

She’s so funny, I knew she could get through to the finals I just had a feeling 😀

[@JoshPhoenix11]

I love you Eva so much you're my favorite comedian and my favorite Human Being! ❤️

[@teainortakoy]

Love this girl. I laughed at every joke and I very rarely like comedians. Great stuff Eva!

[@ufuomaogigirigi5140]

Wow! She's wonderful. A million vote for her.

[@nigelgregory4777]

Back again because I needed chearing up after a crap night at work, she is hilarious and would love to see her on the circuit with the other comediens who call themselves disabled, I hope she has a great future,, ❤❤🙏🙏

[@nelsonbeltran9720]

She handed herself so well delivering it clearly at punchline. When judgement time and the votes came in, it was really hard for the judges to pick soo different act to choose. A comedian magician and a stand up comedian. But i agree to judges that you'ved given the chance to move on the finals fir i know for sure the Japanese guy will have his own show after this. Congrats👏💞🇵🇭

[@boobooj6739]

Lovely and brilliant young lady. The material she delivered was spot on and she will sure have a career from comedy ( if the hairdressing doesn't work out 🤣) Good luck girl 👍

[@raymondk4682]

She is really funny! She just shined like a Star.

[@daniellehenstock7840]

The boris' hairdresser joke.. 👌🤣

[@Green_Gold]

I'd really struggle seeing her live bc I have a hard time understanding her but watching it here and being able to rewind is perfect. She's brilliant. Good clean fun while still poking fun of herself and others. She played her crowd perfectly. Bravo

[@alyshasmyth7420]

You struggle to understand her? How? She's very clear and absolutely brilliant!

[@Green_Gold]

@@alyshasmyth7420 she has dysarthria and an accident from a county I don't live in. Quite easy to see why people have a hard time understanding her. And never did I say she wasn't brilliant. I actually said the the exact words "she's brilliant". I said I have a hard time understanding her for very obvious reasons.

[@zakmartin]

@@alyshasmyth7420 I have a hard job understanding her too. I can understand about 50% of what she's saying. But the jokes I do understand are great, and she is funny.

[@Fahrenheit451.]

@@alyshasmyth7420 a lot of people who are honest admit it's difficult to understand her because it is difficult. You're just being false by virtue signalling

[@debbiebramwell]

I had to play it twice and put close captain on. I understand. It's nothing against her, she is amazing.

[@jpslim7279]

Omg. Her delivery is perfection.

[@c.x6212]

Shes hilarious 😂😃 her sense of humour is brill

[@ryanwilson1723]

Eva and Immi are definitely the standouts so far, Eva roasted Simon and borris, brilliant!

[@footballfan0010]

Hi

[@paulbailey4604]

You are amazing young lady keep carry on you make the world so happy please carry on

[@sb_95x]

Every joke was a winner. She's such a funny girl.

[@JesusRodriguez-gy5eu]

Even though she is a special need person, she is more than special with a wonderful future ahead of her, I just love her.

[@lils13xox]

I voted online on like 5 different devices. +25 voted for Eva

[@pauldouglas4647]

She’s amazing I could watch her for hours good luck to her

[@arthurgreene7532]

An absolutely brilliant routine, loved every minute of it!

[@WawanSetiawan-qq6pm]

e\EVA, SUCH ACCOMPLISHMENT, SUCH A DYNAMIC PERSONALITY, SUCH HARDWORKING ANGEL, LOVE YOU!!!

[@carmelamicale2242]

SHE IS MY FAVOURITE... I LOVE HER... BIG SHOUT OUT FROM AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

[@scarlettwade6275]

She's hilarious and so amazing!! She's defo going places

[@theresaheywood9479]

I can't stop laughing.Brilliant jokes. Original.I think I'm in love.🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰😍😍🥰🥰

[@Rubyroo.22]

She is so so funny my God she has a great career ahead her with or without this show x

[@davidstelter6154]

Can't stop laughing. Love this girl!!

[@patdoe5242]

Eva is a beautiful talented young girl I wish her the very best and well done for getting in the final

[@CC-zf4yv]

Best comedian they’ve Eva had!

[@SarahPlattFanx]

Only comedian I can ever say has truly made me laugh in BGT history... bravo Eva!!!!

[@johnou.k.3780]

What was funny about her

[@MsRedsox123]

@@johnou.k.3780 everything she said… she’s a funny gal…

[@johnou.k.3780]

@@MsRedsox123 nothing whatsoever was funny, she should know you can’t make jokes about people and the way they look just to get a laugh

[@MsRedsox123]

@@johnou.k.3780 she was making fun of herself

[@terosejemineh8425]

She's so so boring.

[@magicmansm]

That boris Johnson hair dressing joke 🤣

[@jenny4204]

This girl is headed for something very special she's a real winner 🏆 Jenny Guernsey 🇬🇬 ♥ ❤ 💖

[@ican6401]

She is very likable and very smart

[@EricAscherVids]

The Boris joke at the end was the best.

[@Dave64DGB]

Eva to win…….genuinely brilliant, funny and endearing. I hope she’s looked after and allowed to blossom as she’s a real star worthy of this platform.

[@phuongthao-jq6ii]

Just love her. She is brilliant!

[@charlottebenhammouda4874]

I love you Eva can’t wait to see what you do in the finals ❤️💜💞💝🧡🖤💓💛💗💚❣️💖💙💕💘

[@glowworm2]

She was really ripping into Simon! The jab about his bike accident got me good!

[@alexandrehomobono7296]

This is why this show exists!

[@laurenb242]

She was incredible and so funny

[@simonsuniverseofmusic8585]

I’m a fan and the day she is playing at the O2 we are going

[@aislingprendergast9235]

This girl is amazing pure genius act

[@beakytzw]

And she just gets better and better. What a talented young girl, so funny. I love her.

[@whitecrow984]

xD she really came out high one of the few besties from this year

[@ezeigweifeoma8576]

It's Alesha's loud laughter for me though 😂. Gurl, where your manners at?😭🤣. Beautiful performance you've got there Eva ❤️

[@Mohd2li_]

I never walked straight killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@simonmonto1]

Emmm Eva I literally can sit down and listen to you talking to me for 10 days (: isn't she the cutest girl you'll ever meet

[@agaaga3582]

She is so funny 😁😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️👌

[@bluelions2275]

So hillerious great work

[@seemourbutts6679]

She’s literally got everything you need to be a tv comedian nowadays

[@eirebhoy132]

Apart from good material, a clear voice to understand what she’s actually saying or comedic timing.

[@susandavis8505]

Absolutely love her!! Hilarious!!!!!

[@barbaragregory1927]

Absolutely fabulous young girl

[@davidgraham8658]

Eva. You smashed it. Congratulations

[@JacobElyachar]

Eva is a firecracker! I cannot wait to see what she does next!

[@RileyOfMurphy]

she’s great!!!!

[@Shragar1]

I never go to see live comedy shows but I would go to see her in a heartbeat! What a treasure. (And as a father myself I can really relate to the swell of pride shining on her father's face.)

[@keiron.4612]

She doesn't let her disability stop her and she's super funny

[@keiron.4612]

@Luke Davies you should go and cry then because she's in the final 🤭

[@apelelosu280]

@Luke Davies no 0 yes

[@keiron.4612]

@Luke Davies she's definitely a lot funnier than you 😆

[@elgido3207]

@Luke Davies I didn't see her first act, but I thought she was incredibly likeable and very funny... well deserved finalist

[@keiron.4612]

@Luke Davies come on wipe those tears🤣

[@originalkitten]

What a wonderful lass. Hope she wins. Yay for the disabled. We rock n

[@astralaurora4165]

usually I would say she only got through to the finals because of her disability, but she is genuinely funny. also, all the other disabled acts didn’t get through, so it’s clearly her comedy that people are voting for.

[@francisgoddard2767]

Beautiful young lady inside and out

[@catherineferguson7388]

Love her, what a sweetie. 💕💕💕

[@glastomole9570]

BRILLIANT 😂😂😂 I LOVE HER❤❤❤

[@paton57]

Eva is world class

[@douglangley2071]

Love you Eva, made me laugh so much xx

[@user-oz7xw6vs6j]

She's amazing 🤩🤩🤩

[@FrogglesMcBoggles]

🤣 Lost it at the botox joke. I'll have to use that one next time someone asks about my CP.

[@rammie9731]

Brilliant so funny keep it up hope you win BGT

[@ryanwebb9710]

You are just amazing absolutely love you 👍what an inspiration and wonderful attitude just a pleasant person who is full of life

[@ladalekoehler2176]

If she is writing the jokes herself then she’s doing great.

[@explore_the_world_bfr_its2752]

A proud father looking at her is speechless.. 🖤

[@jaydent1320]

so happy she won and she already had the audience going for her since everyone was literally shouting eva won't be shocked if she wins!

[@carlopietrantonio6884]

It was rigged

[@amyjo1983]

So so funny! Good luck to her!

[@rizwanmahmood542]

LMAO I LOVE THIS

[@jeffmartin8952]

omg such a awesome standup..

[@Dean14423]

Bless her

[@skyemills5783]

shes amazing

[@deonreid9046]

I will listen her everyday

[@marr4088]

She makes me laughs and cry

[@sarahjoyholden7856]

She had me in stiches