Quitting Time

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[@Lizzardthething]

Bro this ain’t a two weeks notice. This is a boss fight.

[@Jabersson]

top comment 😂

[@karma_monkey]

Literally! 🤣

[@AnimeSunglasses]

No, you've missed the mark, giving two weeks notice is a strategic move in itself!

[@dorian9769]

This is a boss fight and he had all the cheat codes turned on

[@Lizzardthething]

@@dorian9769 naw he didn’t need no cheat codes he’s just that good

[@Doku71]

I remember the plant manager, where my uncle worked, telling me I'm working Saturday an hour before shift ends. Sraight up told him no, he says I have to, I refer to labor rules and terms of my employment, pull out my phone to record, state the rules and terms and tell him to repeat what he just told me about working Saturday. He backed off, few hours later agency called, told me they ended their contract for workers being needed, and I would be getting the $6,000 bonus since they had terminated the contract before the end date as per agreement. Easiest 3 days of work ever, guy even got fired a month later when the plant owner came by to observe operations and how he was violating so many legal rest periods of employees and using coercion.

[@cravinghibiscus7901]

Many such cases, little fascist idiots wielding power by the divine right of shareholder interest.

[@i-love-comountains3850]

The place I'm temping at right now doesn't give us our 10min breaks 2x/shift, but they let us go 30mins early still paid for 8hrs. I'm still frustrated as hell by it and I'm not putting in my usual above and beyond. I'm meeting expectations as an electrician shall, by code. "All work shall be performed in a professional and skillful manner." But imma take my time about it. 4hrs w/o a bite to eat isn't good for my blood sugar, so forget pushing myself hard. That whole being off 30mins early thing is just what keeps me from reporting them to the DOL. They're not doing us any favors.

[@thymecrafter]

@@i-love-comountains3850don’t put up with it then they can suck it tell them about how it’s fucking illegal?

[@KaijaSchmauss]

I wasn't upset when my contract at a medical assembly line ended. They constantly had us working 6 days a week with, at max, 72 hours notice of that overtime. They also rarely approved time off because the same 3 or 4 people who had worked there forever were constantly taking it before anyone else could even try and they limited the number that could take off per week. The only reason they got away with it was because the time off was still technically available to us, even if we couldn't use it.

[@Alpha00Fox]

@@i-love-comountains3850 The 30 minute early thing is so they can keep you under overtime and not pay more. You should report it. They trying to get over on you fellow labor brother

[@AngryTheGnome]

The most unrealistic part is that management did not try to interrupt a single time.

[@dezzyschannel3078]

Management was not there. He recorded it onto something and then recorded it on his phone so they couldn't edit it to make him seem like he said something vile to sue him, is my understanding.

[@user-gp5yz5yz4x]

​@@dezzyschannel3078 I think they knew lol, that's why they weres treating it like a performance

[@muienpantaipr6929]

Maybe because it's probably fake. Still, a pretty good rant

[@danielgoertz8962]

Stunlocked

[@journeyamongthestars9379]

Management was too stunned to speak

[@ethanjones5686]

I don't know about you guys, but "Grace us peasants with your f***ing presence" is a pretty hard bar.

[@aitanacruz9882]

I was about to comment that! It rhymes perfectly.

[@thecactusman17]

And delivered perfectly without any slurring or stuttering. Even if this is just prerecorded BS that's a material degree of lyricism.

[@jackaufenhand5710]

And then "so you can regale me with bullshit excuses about why I can't have a raise" was a brutal follow up.

[@wsrtwetr]

I once called a boss visiting us as - ah Kate winkles is going to grace us with her presence. Would she be making a speech? The manager laughed a bit too hard and we never talked about it again.

[@IlliaIsCooking]

I can almost imagine Zack de la Rocha saying that

[@apollofell3925]

I had the fortune of venting my frustrations about a boss to the wrong person (not even a coworker, a classmate), the day before I put in my two weeks. She ratted me out, my boss heard every bad thing I said about her and made my last two weeks pure hell. So I just unzipped my mouth about how she'd and the owner had been docking our tips. Business hasn't been great for them since, and employee retention crashed tf out. Edit: I am aware my boss was doing something illegal; I did not know at the time. I am aware I could've walked, in a small rural community like this one, doing so would've affected my ability to be hired elsewhere. The circumstances around a person's employment are often not straightforward. Please keep these things in mind and do not talk down to me about a job I left years ago.

[@JZ3141]

I’m sorry but did you just say they docked your *tips?* As in, you were probably being paid like $5 an hour (assuming you worked in America) and surviving off of customer generosity and they took that away? Or am I missing something? Regardless, you tried to sue, right? There’s no way that’s legal.

[@apollofell3925]

@@JZ3141 It was not legal and I was not aware it was not legal until after I had left the job. My coworkers were all under the age of 20, with the exception of a convicted felon (25), amd none of them were aware it was illegal either. I understand this is kind of confusing so I'll clarify - I knew my boss was doing something very uncool and had no qualms telling people about it after I left, but it wasn't until over a year later that a friend's husband (a chef) informed me that it qualified as docking tips and was totally illegal.

[@four1629]

@@apollofell3925 the same happened to me, plus my boss just didnt give me my last paycheck - it bounced. i'm still trying to confront her in person to get the money i'm owed bcs i cant afford legal representation and the dept of labor has not responded! it's so disheartening how ppl will walk all over their workers bcs they can

[@Shimada.]

Jesus Christ ​@@apollofell3925

[@Shimada.]

Good job.

[@MaydupNem]

me in the shower telling the shampoo bottles what I should have said:

[@MaxPlaysVideogames]

First time I've laughed out loud at a comment in awhile

[@whitenoise5121]

Real af lmao

[@matthewdeklerk3457]

​@whitenoise5121 real and what actually happen. Bro wrote a whole 14 year old girl fam fiction novel about something he would never have the balls to do

[@pheonixrises11]

@@matthewdeklerk3457I appreciate the video for what it is. Don’t we all have this fantasy when our coworkers and managers piss us off? Shouldn’t we try to get to a level where we can be honest about the issues there are in a place when we quit?

[@matthewdeklerk3457]

Lmao yes but then why film the ceiling yo oretned this interaction happened? Pathetic. Larping cos no self respect

[@Ilikebunnies-metoo]

This 2 weeks notice deserves to be: _For the next two weeks, you're gonna notice I'm not here_

[@lefishe5845]

Or just go to work and do nothing except point out what you would be doing.

[@highviewbarbell]

​@@lefishe5845this is my favorite one. "gee wish you guys had someone around to do X right now"

[@yolanda6392]

@@lefishe5845🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AppalachianMountaineer1863]

@@lefishe5845”what are you going to do fire me? Oh boy that would suck so bad given I only have 16 hours left of this hell”

[@Gawa-5eh]

​@@lefishe5845 What dummy does that?

[@Gendor64]

"why does nobody want to work" The work environment:

[@hoobaguy]

That's a cart leading the horse mentality. The work environment is the way it is because of lazy entitled people. Funny how things like this don't happen when you have a real job like engineering or the medical field (MD and up).

[@s-idney]

​@@hoobaguysounds like someone's never had spaghetti week before

[@Gendor64]

@@hoobaguy Do you know what would happen if everyone would work within the limited selection of "real" jobs you've provided? our society would collapse. You don't have to like it, but everything around you relies on people who may lack the highest education, but are willing to get their hands dirty. The kind of people that make sure your amazon delivery gets to you, food is in the supermarkets and restaurants have any service. Nurses that care for patients to ensure the well-being of anyone who's hospitalized or who suffers from conditions that result in them needing special attention. People like you who devalue the importance of those more mundane positions are the exact reason many workplaces are miserable. Because people like you become managers, no clue about the work or care for the people below them. You are the lazy entitled people you blame for this.

[@callowaywash]

​@hoobaguy4311 So, what is your solution? Because from the sounds of this video (and from my own experience), the lazy entitled people are the managers and supervisors of "not-real" jobs. You can work your ass off for the job and not achieve any form of respect or quality treatment. Education shouldn't be the gateway to a decent job where the working class is treated like real people and entry-level jobs shouldn't be miserable to the point of deterring young people from entering the workforce.

[@aliceiscalling]

​@@hoobaguy My father had this same opinion as you until it came time for me to look for work between universities. He's always been a generous boss, so he couldn't believe how terrible all of the opportunities were for me, someone with a degree in a medical field, when I showed him the job listings. No business wants to pay more than they have to, so they want to offer low wages for experienced people. They want everyone to either be part time to avoid paying benefits or work overtime to cut down on the number of staff they have to pay. The days of caring about your workers is slowly disappearing because corporations don't have emotional ties to their employees. What they have is the incentive to squeeze out as much profit as possible. The best way to combat it is to constantly be on the lookout for a position that pays you better. Companies love when people fall for "company loyalty" and let them provide minimum benefits and salary forever.

[@erykd.1360]

This feels like a intro to a postal game

[@Hershewed]

Little do you know the postal movie had similar heat in it lol

[@cadebedlam5195]

“What the hell’s wrong with you people!? I came here for a job, a job! And as far as I know, that job has nothing to do with a cocksucking motherfucking duck!”

[@dimastha2929]

I now can't get the idea of primus making the soundtrack of a postal game out of my head

[@greghoffnar]

postal fans in the wild

[@theninjamaster67]

​@@dimastha2929 Primus? I was thinking Suicidal Tendencies.

[@Jake-pc5nc]

Dudes been preparing for this moment in the shower for WEEEEKS

[@upstairsdownstairs]

That has to be the case. There’s no anyone can be this awesome on their first try. If I was the one of the people being insulted, I would honestly be impressed and move to change my ways.

[@XxXnonameAsDXxX]

I have to say the boss or whomever he is talking to is impressive for not cutting him off and honestly just listening to him.

[@scottishcheese13]

Still preparing, it sounds like

[@xXFluffers]

​@XxXnonameAsDXxX no one is responding to him because he's arguing to an empty room, this is a literal skit

[@monk3110]

@@fartsmella9267 they seriously would’ve said something or try to interrupt by mow

[@manypixelsyt]

bro isnt getting fired, bros firing the boss 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@turbo_marc]

Bros firing everyone

[@Loafoftime]

Bro isn't fired, he quits

[@Back-alley-technician]

HE IS FIRE. AND ALL THE HEAT.

[@BasedRanger]

​@@LoafoftimeWhat's sad is that if he didn't quit, he would've eventually been fired for something petty, even without the rant. Dude knows and does his job better than his supervisors or manager, yet they gang up and pick him and his work apart endlessly to cover up for their own incompetence. If you're truly good at what you do, never work somewhere idiots or control freaks are in charge. They'll either see you as a threat, or never recognize your value.

[@scottishcheese13]

Bro’s talking to himself, more like

[@sadpluslonely2775]

In spite of all that anger, he still gave the 2 weeks. Sounds like those people didn't deserve that kind of notice though

[@bltcatwich]

he said the two weeks wasn’t necessary anymore and also that he’s done, i think he quit on the spot

[@sadpluslonely2775]

@bltcatwich maybe. Not sure, I'd hpe he quit there and then

[@TheKnightguard1]

​@sadpluslonely2775 He said "was going to give it", meaning in the past, or previously

[@TrueMartin]

He isn't talking to anyone. No supervisor in a factory setting woukd let you rant at them for 2 minutes uninterrupted like this

[@johnathanshade2578]

​@TrueMartin nah some tiny old dude would be quaking in his boots if we were talking about some 300lb 7ft labour hulk started going off. You dont pick fights with a forklift

[@casualcrusader]

dude, that man's anger effected my own mind. there was so much hatred that it couldn't fit in just his own body, so it spread

[@swordsmancs]

Man’s hatred sparked an AOE buff to rage

[@cashnelson2306]

affected*

[@LtPulsar]

Anger is one of the most contagious feelings, so it's no surprise that this guy managed to convince you to feel it, especially given how articulate he was.

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

Literally Khorn Warp mind infection.

[@Preston241]

The Flame of Frenzy 🔥

[@midastouch4456]

He didn’t stutter, barely repeated himself, and was writing pure poetry with his hatred. 12/10 would be cursed out again Apparently the entirety of 4chan wants to correct me in the replies, here lay dragons

[@EstanBulLoFre]

yeah reading his script for his fake ass vid will do that

[@midastouch4456]

@@EstanBulLoFre Even if that’s true, I would’ve messed up at least 5 times. No matter what, that was beautiful, whether he was speaking from the heart or speaking from the page

[@thedalek3374]

​@@EstanBulLoFre Your line delivery 100% for certain isn't this good.

[@LordVader1094]

​@@midastouch4456Of course it's true. Camera is stationary pointed at the ceiling and nobody responds to him. No boss would let someone rant for 2 and a half minutes without firing back a bit

[@aisha5156]

⁠@@LordVader1094 I mean, it says POV so the boss def isn’t there.

[@theroaddemon7161]

The saddest part is that mister "Account Manager" and mister "Supervisor" won't learn anything from this. They will continue treating their employees the exact same way and then wonder "Why does nobody want to work here? People must be lazy, I guess."

[@jaredclark8335]

If this is even real, they are not ignorant. They are lazy because they have gotten away with it thus far and they bully their subordinates to pick up the slack from their carelessness.

[@matthall7359]

@@jaredclark8335it’s 100% not real you can hear the over acting in his voice lmfao

[@phephemigi]

Bro having a shower argument and your over here like, "I bet they didn't listen to him." 😂😂

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Pretty sure this dude just set his phone so that it was filming the ceiling and had an argument with an empty room

[@matthall7359]

@@OneBiasedOpinion anyone who’s every worked a job knows this isn’t how conversations about anything go

[@nuclearfrog306]

"you could be replaced with AI tomorrow, and none of us would notice" that's an existential burn that runs SO DEEP

[@CowboyLuigi]

Followed by "but actually, we would notice because now our lives wouldn't be as stressful anymore. Fuck you." An insult to injury. Some great salting, for sure!

[@pedroferreira4323]

Which probably fell on deaf ears I doubt management actually knows what AI is

[@bohemianraptorsy7025]

There's no way you people think this is legit lmao

[@pedroferreira4323]

@@bohemianraptorsy7025 it does not matter in the slightest if the situation in the video is real or not

[@bohemianraptorsy7025]

@@pedroferreira4323 it kinda does. I really like the people who think AI is going to replace managers, or their white collar superiors, when in reality it's in the best interests of a company to replace the blue collars first.

[@everydayistacotuesday9847]

this feels like a monologue before a boss fight and it goes so hard

[@BlissOfIdeality]

the music kicking in it at the beginning gave so much of that energy.

[@SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing]

He is about to fight his boss.

[@gizka6816]

it is a monologue because there's no one else in the room

[@kelvingriffiths6017]

Doom eternals star player is here. 😂

[@chegadesuade]

$16/hr to be part of a toxic working environment starting at 7am sounds ridiculously bad

[@ensommeille5315]

I make less than that and I start at 3am 💀 and still get called lazy by people older than me by virtue of being Gen Z even though it's a warehouse environment with a bunch of heavy lifting, lol. The job market and work experience is awful right now no matter where you are it seems, I wish it would change

[@DaesoTheOne]

My work environment was very solid until the boss changed. Instead of having a relaxed environment where we can take breaks when needed (it was mostly landscaping during the summer in the south so breaks were definitely needed more than once per task), a fixed schedule, and a boss we could actually converse with, to an environment where nothing is good enough. If you did anything that management didnt tell you to do it was an instant write up. They changed the schedule all the time and wouldn't tell me and then accused me of lying when i told them i never got one and when i tried explaining myself i still got written up and the big boss threatened to fire me over it like what the fuck do you want me to do. If you took a break and Management didn't know and you didn't clock out it was a write up. We're not leaving to take breaks btw, a break for us would be just sitting on the side of the road and drinking some water. Remember to always unionize because it really does just take one person getting replaced for everything to go straight to shit.

[@yoloyo7019]

7am ain't shit bro lol At the very least it's far, far from 'ridiculous'

[@caramel9154]

​@@yoloyo7019no

[@Icewind007]

He is quite well spoken for his anger. He should be a manager.

[@MidnightQuill]

He can't be a manager. He's actually useful.

[@lo.lo_marie]

Practiced in the shower for months lol, guarantee it

[@volk4523]

He's not parasitic, entitled, or immature enough to be a manger. He actually produces something of value.

[@LulfsBloodbag]

Remember kids unless you have a contract that requires one a 2 weeks notices is a courtesy NOT a requirement. Your employer will not show you the same courtesy and give you 2 weeks to find a new job, so why should you give them 2 weeks to find a replacement?

[@ensommeille5315]

I gave my 2 weeks at a job that didn't require it both as a courtesy because, while the higher ups were incompetent knobheads and the job was awful, I liked my shift managers and didn't wanna screw them over. The extra money woulda been nice too. They just didn't schedule me for my notice period, and no one replied to my notice, which I was told to give via email. No point tbh

[@user-gp5yz5yz4x]

​@@ensommeille5315 totally agree, I don't do two weeks notice for my boss but for the people I work with so they aren't left out to dry hopefully

[@arcanealchemist3190]

in general any contract that requires you to give 2 weeks notice is uninforcable anyways. what are they gonna do, fire you? in "right to work" states, those contracts are downright illegal anyways. jobs are allowed to fire you without notice or reason, so you can quit without notice or reason too.

[@bugmonarchy]

[starts playing the riff]

[@raeraebadfingers]

I gave a former boss a one week notice, he told me to have a nice life, and I immediately told him it's now a one minute notice, and my life will be fantastic.

[@Razu_X]

the "six mother fucking years" actually went hard

[@NomadTheProtogen]

1:07 For anyone who wants to re listen to that gem.

[@DannyDyersChocolateHomunculi]

This slaps so fckin hard. I love it.

[@Lamadon_Pyreus]

666th Like

[@mtgbigdog5984]

"LITTLE METAL BOX (ALL DAY)"

[@Tony-nt5zd]

band name

[@nathanpetrich7309]

hit single

[@shy.guy_]

@@nathanpetrich7309HIT SINGLE⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@DarskideDraws]

And now, “Grace Us Peasants With Your Presence” performing their hit single, “LITTLE METAL BOX (ALL DAY)”!

[@Kajos_100]

LITTLE [[Metal Box]] (ALL DAY) !!!

[@patolandiaxd5477]

The boss had to accept his terms and conditions

[@elijinn5044]

"Nobody wants to work anymore!"

[@Emperor-Quill]

I don't even care if bro didn't actually say this to them, and was just yelling in an empty room. Man was still spittin' that rage, and that's worth somethin' of its own.

[@MildExplosion]

Honestly I hope that's what he did. It's healthy to vent your anger instead of letting it fester. But escalating the drama when you're going to keep working with these people for weeks isn't worth it. Much better for your peace of mind to vent anonymously online, resign because you're "pursuing other opportunities". let them stumble upon this viral hit months later, and slowly realise it was about them 😂

[@distalradius8146]

@@MildExplosion I was once in a similar situation and ended up typing about four pages of poetic vitriol similar to the above diatribe. I had it in an envelope the next day for my HR meeting as was going to turn it in along with my resignation if it didn't go well. The situation was resolved and nobody ever got to hear that incredible rant. Shame that it went to waste but it was probably much healthier for everyone involved.

[@SkyeID]

like a Rage Against The Machine song.

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

The perfect music for the occasion

[@TheAxolotl310]

Music: about to fight the boss Rant: *about to fight the boss*

[@stingerjohnny9951]

He hit on a point with AI. How bout instead of trying to replace artists with it, we replace middle managers.

[@Shrouded_reaper]

Artists were just the testing phase, the easiest thing for machine learning to do. Anyone who does menial computer work like middle managers is next, yes.

[@DrEpicPhD]

They were replaced before the artists.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@Shrouded_reaper A machine can’t make art boss, it can only regurgitate a facsimile to art created by humans.

[@caramel9154]

​@@Shrouded_reaper arts defined by human expression and is done for enjoyment, that's like building robots to replace yourself doing a recreational activity. Middle managers aren't though

[@Shrouded_reaper]

@caramel9154 I see a beautifully constructed piece of wooden furniture, with fantastically complex and precise joints and an aesthetically appealing design to be fantastic art, as do many. Can this be done by a robot? Yes, absolutely. In fact, the only way I would be able to tell CNC machined parts and a robotic assembly from human work would be the tiny errors in the human work. Your graphic art is no different and you are coping. Sure, human created physical art will always hold value and be desirable. Your digital slop sold online or to companies for their products? Yeah, no.

[@fourleafclover2064]

"I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk"

[@IronianKnight]

I think the rage on his face would turn a man into chalk!

[@kingcowt1]

Honestly quite the metaphorical and physical scheme

[@jansterip710]

Bros got the same energy lmao

[@dustee3598]

​@IronianKnight he probably has a wonderful wife...not quite sure a out the whole job thing though.

[@Bravice]

"I hate the way that you dress, I hate the way that you sneak diss, if I catch flight, it's gon' be direct"

[@LocalGoober10]

Can’t fire him, he’s literally cooking everyone in the building already.

[@flfb]

Check out his other videos at socialist_mac_miller for more recipes

[@cammywammy98]

This new Suicidal Tendencies song sounds great!

[@AnotherDante]

My head canon is that this is the Pepsi kid grown up

[@cammywammy98]

@@AnotherDante Plot twist: his main reason for leaving is there was no Pepsi in the break room. All he wanted was a Pepsi!

[@BobManHobbit]

@@cammywammy98she wouldn’t give it to him :(

[@SkyeID]

@@AnotherDante omg, imagine if this IS the Pepsi kid!!!

[@jacobnauman5801]

"no one wants to work"

[@Queen_Nyxie]

I don't know guys. Bro...seems a little heated.

[@tepixel3315]

What? Nooooooo...

[@mattmcdonough3282]

In 97 degree humid weather? Id be heated too.

[@matthall7359]

I’d be mad if my acting was that horrible too

[@sillyname3969]

me, an empath: i think hes mad guys

[@MagicMonk3y]

I dunno man, maybe just a bit

[@loweffortproductions1985]

2004: Whack your Boss 2024: Tell off your Boss We really have come far as a society

[@innocentbystander1993]

i think we need to go back

[@nuvoe_]

2044: Whack off your boss

[@morgin2609]

​@@nuvoe_ This is the way

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

@@nuvoe_| I hate to be a downer, but for women "whack off your boss" was an expectation in a lot of places for decades, whether they wanted to or not.

[@Youtube.Commen-tater]

No no no no no, wrong wrong wrong. It's come to my attention that you're not measuring up. You'll need to stay late, again. With no overtime. Your project has to be completely redone. You can't seem to do anything right. Oh, I'm- I'm gonna have to write you up again, too. You're just not measuring up. That's three more demerits this week. Did you get the memo about the pay cut? 10% across the board. We've gotta cut back, it's the bottom line, you see. And your insurance co-pays? Yea, they're going up. Better tighten your belt. We're merging with a bigger company. There's gonna be one flavor ice cream, one brand of coffee, one car. There's twenty people waiting for your job. One-third of Americans work for less than $8.50 an hour, get used to it. Be happy with what you've got. You'll have to play catch-up on the weekend, with no overtime pay of course. You're not meeting your quota. What's that, you say? The quota is impossible to meet? Duh! Here's how it works: I sit in my office - my corner office, and I do some simple math. I look at other companies similar to ours. I get stats. I take a nap. *burp* I crunch some numbers - and if the figures show it's only humanly possible for one person to complete, say, ten projects a week... I double it. And that becomes your new quota: twenty projects per week. Simple. Of course it's impossible, that's the whole point - gotta keep you on edge. We'll give you some malarkey about setting the bar high, meeting goals et cetera but that's not the real reason. We gotta keep you in fear. Fearful people develop low self-esteem. Thus, they'll never ask for a raise. What, you want a raise?

[@stevenpope]

I feel blessed the algorithm helped me find you. That nasty, nasty little riff is going to follow me around for weeks

[@elainejsta]

This is oozing with underpaid rage

[@ryankelley5160]

First there was quiet quitting. Now there is LOUD QUITTING.

[@AaelmfaoBDplays]

KZbin recommended one of those "2 hours of calm and relxing music" videos after the pure rage that was in this song

[@Plastic_Fruitz]

It is Calming though 😌

[@Tail_sez]

No fair I got a video saying ai filters were ruining my face. Where's my relaxing video?

[@onigireee]

_"But now let's get on to the two of you"_ Goddamn, guy took no survivors.

[@MoeHasubandoAbsolver]

To all you saying that this is fake because the boss didn't clap back, you have to consider that dude pulled out his phone to record. The thing about pushy unethical bosses is that they shrink into themselves the moment you threaten them with accountability for their actions. Any actual working class person knows this fact.

[@xxkillbotxx7553]

If you genuinely believe this is real, you're a chromosome collector lmao

[@Que934]

This is insane

[@mikewin7056]

No it's not, it's the sanest thing you've ever heard 😎👍💯

[@rachels6808]

Give this man a raise somewhere that he will actually enjoy working at. Bravo.🙌 👏

[@hgjgf-d2n]

He didn't stumble over his words once, spoke clearly and precisely, and still opted to give his two weeks. This man is the embodiment of controlled rage.

[@xXFluffers]

It's a skit, he's not talking to anyone

[@Dr.Oofers]

@@xXFluffersOr it’s just him venting to the camera to let off some steam?

[@n_o_n_t_u]

This sounds like it could make a great interlude track on a Primus album.

[@AceSpaceSFS]

that's what I was thinking

[@draineweYT]

it’s like a mix of Frizzle Fry and Pork Soda

[@haroldbalzac6336]

​@@draineweYTI think the track is Welcome to This World

[@n_o_n_t_u]

​@@draineweYT and Antipop

[@jknkjnkjnkj8967]

bro at 0:28 i hear a bit of magma - de futura. fucking awesome

[@blakewhite3131]

You killed the accompaniment, wow. I love this dudes energy, spitting bars

[@curvingfyre6810]

That was cathartic to listen to, thanks, I really needed that. Any chance we could get that riff as a loop without lyrics? If i ever need to make such a speech myself, it would be nice to have a backing track.

[@citricdemon]

you can see his fingers, just look at them and do the same thing until it sounds right.

[@Cfactr98]

​@citricdemon Yeah, lemme get right on that with the guitar, amp, and practice I don't have.

[@citricdemon]

@Cfactr98 who tf cares what you do? no one was even talking to you lmao who are you?

[@Cfactr98]

@citricdemon Who are YOU, telling people to just "go do thing" with no regards to what they have access to? Man just asked for an instrumental, go take a hike an experience nature or some shit.

[@citricdemon]

@@Cfactr98 is this a thing you do? insert yourself regularly into other peoples' conversations when their opinions aren't right? do you know that makes you a massive tool?

[@arealhuman826]

best video yet. relatable and with a crunchy backtrack

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

POV: me having an argument in the shower.

[@HA11EYS_COM3T]

This could be a suicidal tendencies song

[@SkyeID]

or Rage Against The Machine

[@edwizward3923]

The part where the key changes when he says "you could be replaced by AI" goes so damn hard.

[@cassie.m.0723]

I wish I was this eloquent when I'm angry and finally work up the nerve to confront someone. Unfortunately I'm one of those folks who cries when I'm angry, and then I get frustrated at myself for crying, and then i cant focus on what I need to say. Living vicariously through this very pissed off dude

[@johnathanjoestar6709]

Average amazon worker experience

[@Aiden819]

JEEZ LOUISE THIS GOES WAY TOO HARD MANNN :0

[@ramen244]

Goddamn, I need this preformed live with drums and guitar, what a beautiful sequence of spoken-work poetic hate, with the nastiest slap bass, this side of Les Claypol, emphasizing every word. Hell yeah, this rocks.

[@UtubeH8tr]

I don't know why people are making fun of him. He's got good points. People fuck around too much and blame others.

[@reda-exe]

he showed too much respect by giving 2 weeks notice 😂

[@natthekiwi7074]

He didn’t. He was going to but they didn’t show up

[@spyroXcynder1000]

Very Primus/Les Claypool feel to the bass there. I love it

[@gromblereal]

my god man its like the bassline and this rant were MADE for eachother. Calling this perfect is an understatement.

[@TheAvprobeauty]

Ive done this. They never learn, they never change, but it does make me feel better.

[@fabirkemarian6370]

I still feel great and my former co workers still treat me like a celebrity. The looks of the faces of the new people still cracks me up😅

[@samschellhase8831]

“Don’t know your assholes from a hole in the ground” is a such a weird yet beautiful insult. I can’t tell why it’s insulting, per se, but I can tell that it is definitely an insult

[@BinaryNerf]

Flies on the flytape clapping their little fly hands.

[@polaris6644]

I would be honored to receive such an eloquent chewing out. That was mastery of anger and the English language.

[@ThePsychicClarinetist]

I hope to have the same level of courage and succinct speech as this guy does someday! The audacity of some people is ridiculous, they deserved every word and I hope karma came for their asses too. Also the guitar riff... 👌🏼

[@jacktowers7533]

This New Primus single sounds Lit

[@spectre9340]

This makes me feel similarly to the people that tweeted out "Kendrick Lamar made me realize I haven't been hating enough"

[@statelyelms]

I hope the isolated guitar track is out there somewhere. It's so furious. I can feel the steaming rage being unleashed in a slow, satisfying tempo of organized mayhem, even without the vocals.

[@SloppyJoe_Blob]

Yes, this definitely really happened. You can tell by the fact that they just let him go of like that without saying a single word the entire time. That's how these meetings go...

[@0.-.0]

It's a pov not an actual meeting are you insane?

[@waffler-yz3gw]

nobody's saying it did happen, this is the equivalent of making up arguments in the shower

[@supermansdaddy7019]

Found the managers.

[@zadarasimoleons1019]

"I expect everything on the Internet to be 100% real"

[@pedroferreira4323]

If it's real or not, it changes nothing Do you not enjoy movies because they are fake?

[@dichotomousgrey]

This is a sick as bass riff.

[@Galaxy-o2e]

This is the job equivalant of making a fanfic where you beat your bullies

[@randomviews59]

1998 gave us the song “Closing Time”, we now have this masterpiece called “Quitting Time” lmao 😆

[@breadmoneyarchival]

I’ve heard of “boss fight music” before but this is ridiculous!

[@watsonwrote]

The melody actually goes hard through, I already have parts stuck in my head. Great playing

[@rainbow_vader]

Real or not this goes absolutely crazy 🔥🔥🔥

[@soup8315]

The mirror he’s speaking to right now is probably quaking in it’s boots.

[@ElSandwich777]

My dude put THEM on notice 🤣

[@Widdekuu91]

How is it that they did not interrupt him? The moment I tried this, in a polite version, no cusswords, after hearing I got fired about 25 years ago, my boss was pounding fists on the desk and screaming back at me.

[@0.-.0]

It's a pov not an actual meeting

[@Widdekuu91]

@@0.-.0 So he is acting?

[@CindersSpot]

Yes

[@Widdekuu91]

@@CindersSpot So this is a guy who made a fake pov for... people to daydream about?

[@CindersSpot]

@@Widdekuu91 It's a TikTok video, they tend to be that

[@shepardren8006]

Aside from the "account manager" And the "supervisor" I'm going through the same shit. Except I'm hearing about it from my boss. And yeah. If I'm so fucking bad at my job. Why give me a raise of 10¢ above $18?!?!!?!?!!??!!!? Why constantly breathe down my back and straight up my ass for the whole year and some plus months about me not even getting a raise because I'm just that much of a shit worker. But. I'm the first person to ask for extra days I'm the first person to ask for extra time. And. And. I'm still here.... like..... seriously....why am I not fired? If I'm so bad at this job.

[@Parzivle]

Threaten them with your two weeks, I should have stayed around the way my managers were licking my ass when I did

[@mooniethings9496]

Hey i know this doesn't mean much coming from a stranger but here's my thoughts It is NEVER worth it to stay where people don't appreciate you, so: Start looking for a new job. Dont have to put in two weeks notice or quit, just try looking for a job with better environment (many ways to confirm this including asking the people who work there how's their job) Also prepare your own speech lol The one in the video was clearly rehearsed infront of a mirror or in the shower which makes it so satisfying Good luck and wish you the best

[@UncleSeraph]

Thats where you should start slacking tbh. Nobody gets paid for hard work anymore so might aswell do the bare minimum. Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort

[@25usd94]

We need more music like this Tom Morello would be proud

[@KKJKJH]

oh hey its that villainous wizard bassist that forced the poor creature to hop with his evil tune

[@shinypikagaming]

Dude was READY. He had that scripted, there was a bulleted color-coded Google Doc in his brain, and HE LET THEM HAVE IT. Hats freakin off to this guy!

[@rickedwardson5916]

I wish i had the whole bass song available, nice to listen to

[@BlindMischief]

Can you make an isolated version of this without any of the vocals? This is some great dialog writing music!

[@junichinekrosama4789]

The Postal Movie Sequel looking great

[@anynonymous1585]

Bro is on some Kendrick Lamar level hatred

[@fictionschmiction4478]

The music adds so much more of a boss feel to the vent. This is amazing 😂

[@ryanbolson23]

POV: things I wish I said when getting fired

[@0kieD0kiee]

Whether he’s actually speaking to someone or just venting alone to nobody, this man is speaking from the heart, has obviously been holding down the fort for a long time by himself and I wish him the best.

[@HunterOfTheBass]

I once told my vlboss I knew he was embezzling money, and I dont trust criminals. Ive never seen someone get so nervous so quick. Currently building my case for hostile work environment. Yee

[@joeyakabert]

It's just purple goo re-imagined

[@projectbutter6930]

Most people think about doing this while in the shower, but this guy went out and decided to make people think about him in the shower.

[@Pindolene]

I'd have been stuttering like a perforated piece of card

[@e2b265]

I was fully ready for him to get to the last part and it goes into all out boss music

[@terrorhorrorcryptid]

“can’t tell your ass from a hole in the ground” LORDDDD

[@krysanthemum6528]

Love how just a bass-line can turn a rant into slam poetry

[@waffler-yz3gw]

0:26 censored name is chandler

[@pizzasteve5825]

This goes hard as fuck. Mega respect

[@nectarineuroticism]

Bro, I have been working since 15... this April was the first time I've ever been laid off and I have not been able to find anything since. Shittiest fucking experience ngl. Feel this guy's words in my BONES.

[@Psilo-gn1sx]

These big, explosive rants feel good to say, until you realize nobody is going to bother listening to it. They're just gonna delete the message and laugh that you spent time on it.