KYLE DISCOVERS A TERRIBLE SECRET !! | South Park ( Season 11 , Episode 14 )

[@TheHaggard82]

Never go to your mom when you need a harsh truth. You'll never get it from her.

[@Dvrkwulf]

Not my mom ☠️

[@TheHaggard82]

@@Dvrkwulf she's a real one.

[@LicoriceCamo]

No. Never go to your dad. Moms are much more likely to lie and coddle you to make you feel better

[@TheHaggard82]

@@LicoriceCamo that's my whole point. If you actually need a harsh truth told to you, you should never go to your mom.

[@poochyenajones1362]

Depends on the mom.

[@Wuzzy69]

For those who want to know, the real list: 1. Craig 2. Token 3. Stan 4. Bradley 5. Kyle 6. Jeson 7. Leroy 8. Kenny 9. Jimmy 10. Tweak 11. Kevin 12. Butters 13. Clyde 14. Timmy 15. Francis 16. Cartman

[@Jajuan44]

Craig couldn't have been number 1 he has messed up teeth.

[@SonicLegends]

@@Jajuan44 Yeah, don't agree with that placement, but also what has me is Jason like really? The receding hair line looking kid is in the top 10 and was almost in top 5? Just no way...

[@vananderson2895]

As you were going off on how much integrity Wendy had, I was thinking "she's literally a tenth of a second away from completely undermining that impression." And sure enough, it didn't take five seconds of resuming the video for you to realize how badly you'd messed up. Absolutely love it.

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

The real ending to this episode is fantastic! When Cartman is sitting at the ugly kids table, and he said.... "What matters is what I'm like on the inside........ AW FUCK"

[@alazaythegamer6636]

😂

[@origamipein18]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MisterPuck]

😂😂😂 Quizzy! Come on, man! I thought you’d learned your lesson! But _nooooo_ you just *had* to pause at the worst possible time to talk-up Wendy! 🤣🤣🤣 Definitely a favorite episode. It’s on the silly, “the kids are still kids” side of things, but that’s what makes it great! It lets them take the situation seriously, because to kids, it is.

[@Stone_Yoshi_3]

*13:39** Bad time to drink your water* 😭

[@SnowyWolborg]

If the whole List thing was about getting things from the #1 most attractive boy, you'd think it'd be _Tolkein_ at the top since his family is wealthy. But then I remembered, Tolkein is way too even keeled and down to earth to get a big head like Clyde did and would be far less likely to fall for that whole trap.

[@Oswald001]

Quizzy's at his funniest when he roasts the characters (especially the background ones)

[@MK-pc3bo]

Nothing would have made me laugh more then if the sign went out when you said "The dream sign never dies." It would have been a perfect parallel to how you always compliment the characters before they do something stupid XD

[@popetaytv]

Kyle's "she's going to kill us" always gets me

[@jahvonnad1738]

Knish is a turnover. Like a fried dough filled with season potatoes. I eat them when Im im NYC.😋

[@Squashylemon]

I would have died laughing if Quizzy pointed at the dream sign and it immediately went out.

[@quizzyondemand]

lol man that would be hella funny

[@mmxxiii9503]

Lincoln roasting Kyle is hilarious

[@icas80]

I've been waiting on this one just for the ugly kid table. LOL *gets popcaorn* Happy New year my dude! Thanks for the full episode!

[@OlliWitta3_]

Happy New Year in JULY is Wiiiild lmfao

[@vetarlittorf1807]

According to a deleted scene, the real list places Kyle as number 5.

[@filispeed_0111]

The deleted scene only confirms Cartman was last. People just found out what the real list would look like because of what the girls said

[@bemasaberwyn55]

Poor Kenny. He was just eating dinner

[@DanielRichards644]

The part around 2:05 where Clyde says "if it's just looks i'll be fine" he was saying he doesn't have a personality.

[@jonathansefcik473]

Your reaction to the ugly kids was hilarious!

[@lucefina5091]

Your fresh twists are looking good! But I do miss the nappy dreads , it was iconic!

[@Derricom.]

Bebe with the tonya Harding hair

[@relaxcombo123]

Rest in peace Patrice O’Neal, incredibly insightful and hilarious. Definitely gone way too soon. If you’ve never heard of him I highly recommend listening to his special Elephant in the room and or Mr. P. There’s also hundreds of hours of material on the internet from the Opie and Anthony show.

[@wanderin_kentuckian]

😂😂😂 As soon as it got to the first scene with the ugly kids at the lunch table, your reaction was priceless 😂😂😂

[@bullshark3771]

Quizzy what butters say about “do you think girls have their balls inside their tummy?” Is actually pretty accurate. During gestation in pregnancy the ovaries descend and become testes(balls) or stay and become the ovaries as we know them.

[@sarahkolakowski2012]

No. You are born a girl or a boy. They don't originally have eggs, it's always testes when they are boys.

[@why-hf6gc]

Quizzy another good reaction! Love your reactions and commentary, but you should fr think about making a compilation of times you’ve gone on a tangent about someone, and are immediately contradicted by the actions/whatever happens in the show.

[@quizzyondemand]

Mannn that’s a great idea

[@dantevairos]

I remember girls in school used to have lists like these. Shit was wild. I was always pretty ugly lmao

[@xaetivity]

This man had me rollin with the damn penny jokes 😂😂😂

[@ClapperDan]

18:02 Im black(not kidding) and Quizzy just confirmed a very RACIST(kidding, it's actually point that out about ourselves) stereotype that when we refer to a horror villain, we dont say the character's name, we say the movie's name lol

[@ChronicBurnout]

14:00 possibly one of my favorite Quizzy roasts of all time lmao

[@fiverx2159]

This one hits home. The girls at my school didn’t have a list instead they just told me I was the ugliest. It does matter and affect you. I’m 50 now and still consider myself ugly and because of this I rarely have relationships or friends.

[@tyrellblazer523]

The reaction to the ugly kids had me weak😂😂

[@joshz7712]

Its funny that this episode is today. I finally hit 3 sets of 10 with 200 on incline today and when I got home I told my wife the exact same way Butters told his parents he wasn't the ugliest kid in class lol. Speaking of makeover, your hairs looking good my boy. No homo.

[@DanielRichards644]

One of my favorite Kenny Deaths, it's just so random.

[@Timothy-Wess]

You wouldn’t be complaining about Rihanna being pregnant if you were the one who got the knock her up🤣

[@JayXtra-gn9wl]

33:57 bro I can't bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀 Quizzy face change instantly Bro said aw- Lmfafo

[@origamipein18]

They did Kyle dirty. And all for shoes.

[@StarBoy0204]

14:02 that reaction is too priceless

[@Roman_Adrian]

"She's not real, guys!" - Haha she hittin some nerves 😂

[@urielancienthistory111]

funny though when quizzy point at the dream sing i was like what if the lights went out on that lmao

[@alazaythegamer6636]

OH NO [the List] is the most UNHINGED episode of South Park and it’s one of my favorites Kyle was mad as hell when he is last boy on the list being the ugliest boy in school of the girls list from cutest to ugliest 😂❤

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

8:57 Of course, Cartman shows gratitude whenever Kyle gets screwed over.

[@SeyaDiakite7]

Have you seen the deleted scene that comes with it? It is really satisfying

[@alazaythegamer6636]

What deleted scene

[@SeyaDiakite7]

@@alazaythegamer6636there was a deleted ending to that episode where everyone find out Cartman was the actual last on the real list

[@fatkami7684]

Tolkin

[@LB-uo7xy]

I ain't saying they shoediggers...😂

[@EricPellerin-o5o]

Man they should have had Lincoln driving a Lincoln. Like a town car or something

[@startris1]

I think I speak for everybody when I say, I would have literally died laughing if that dream sign had like gone out right as he said it 😂

[@TheDarkEvilLord]

In defense of Wendy at 31:24 even though she was tempted she still did stick to her values.

[@Goldenswagger359]

7:20 See the girl who made this list must of not known Tolkien's name.

[@itsa-itsagames]

@3:09 bruhhhhhh yous a FREEEEEEEEEEEEAK😅😅😅😅😅 but i totally agree And it never gets old seeing you talk up something when i know the opposite is literally one second away 😅😅😅😅

[@TheRDTV1993]

19:21 SPOILER: The Stick of Truth girls public bathroom in the park😂

[@bigtasty2767]

Something I can't shake. If Butters' parents weren't grounding him and crazy sometimes, they'd be good parents, they are besides all that "way to go champ" my parents never told me that shit

[@Blackenedlight88]

Yo Quizzy got a question for you.. Out of ALL the southpark episodes you seen and all the characters you roasted.. who was your absolute favorite character to roast?

[@NoName-cz3wn]

RIP Patrice O'Neil, but lets be real... if we knew a girl whos dad worked at a Game shop and could get us free games, wed ALL be on that back in the day 😂😂

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

5:44 Or just a straight up anatomy book. Like, why do we expect kids to learn about the reproductive system, but if little Timmy learns how oxygen enters the bloodstream he’ll be scarred for life?

[@Roman_Adrian]

11:26 - Whatsamatta? 🤣

[@Venemofthe888]

You know these girls doing lists reminds me of how channels pump them out a lot

[@Z3sty367]

😂😂😂the ROASTING why I first started watching this channel!

[@amosmoses5630]

Is he calling Tolkien, token? Lol

[@Roman_Adrian]

KENNY NOOOOOOO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TaylorPrem]

There’s a story that Abraham Lincoln grew his beard cause a little girl said he was ugly.

[@somethingsbehindyou6266]

Your commentary is funny af Quizzy, love your content. Keep it up man 🔥🔥🔥

[@LMan86]

You missed the true ending 😅 Cartman was at the bottom of the list and sat at the ugly kids table

[@omniunown]

"It builds character..." One day, my ugly ass is gonna die of too much character

[@neverbreakrunn6064]

Are you going to eat your pickle 😂😂😂

[@alazaythegamer6636]

33:16 it’s always Kenny 😂

[@huskerdustiscanon]

They did Kyle dirty in this one-

[@silverblade357]

Huh. The girls misspelled Tolkien.

[@RobloxProClanYT]

This man is so wholesome😊

[@5h0ckblock]

31:32 Now I'm not gonna tell you to stop pausing, but I am gonna say let them finish a sentence first.

[@Pxrazyke]

Bro demolished poor mf at 14:20 what did he do to deserve all that

[@et34t34fdf]

Good catch on christmas carol, i feel stupid for not catching that reference earlier.

[@alazaythegamer6636]

And again quizzy i love when you use the Adult swim intro 😂❤

[@quizzyondemand]

Man lowkey that my favorite

[@dwarfbunni]

My mom is savage but honest, my dad however. lets put it this way : he was working on a yacht in a fancy marina and TO THIS DAY thinks it was okay for him to shout over to the only 3 black people working there and ask "hows it like on your side of the plantation" he was promptly served with criminal trespass and fired because he could no longer get to the boat.. -.-

[@fernandoparadacastillo5901]

11:04 "nobody's really ugly" 3 minutes later 14:04 "aw hell nah!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also 19:37 nice reference 👍

[@6TomCruz6]

After watching quizzy king of the hill episode about the burned down fire station from the light is coincidental but I am surprised that in this episode that the girls didn't vote Cartman the ugliest

[@Roman_Adrian]

WET EGGS!!!! 🤣

[@emilioaymat5651]

Don`t forget that Token/Tolkien comes from the richest and most yuppie family in SP. Back east, we used to call black middle class peeps buppies and in the HS I went to there were a lot of well-off, black middle class kids.

[@kirknarsamma3280]

Quizzys hair is fire and I'm one to work on their hair 10 minutes every day

[@OG-SherlockHolmes]

Since the list was a sham and Clyde wasn't no.1 that means Tolkien (formerly Token lol) is the best looking kid in class, so theres that.

[@Roman_Adrian]

As a wet carrot 🤣 That's right, be happy now. Believe in yourself now. Work hard for your dreams. Looks are fickle

[@frequensea9434]

QUIZZY! I leave Japan back to america and you change up the dreads 🤔 maybe I was looking at Japanese you 👀 loving the constant uploads as always keep it up

[@startris1]

Also, to answer your question to you, your head may appear bigger, because normally you have your dreadlocks in front of your forehead.

[@mrcube2057]

Now you guys understand why butters is my guy bc the way he is when he got beat up buy a girl and he called Kyle a name.

[@erikhernandez277]

Make a video of the episode "Tweek and Craig"

[@Roman_Adrian]

Although different views, there are many ways that men and women are similar, including these meetings; only they don't say "Sparkle" or "Sunshine" when they agree unanimously. Look at the alpha male podcasts: Nothing but verbal lists of Do's and Don'ts, What's in and out, and What's hot and not. Like George Lopez says: "It's the same sh*t" 🤣

[@bethanyboarder7751]

6:29 as a girl, no. The balls are on our chests

[@medic_memer]

34:02 a thing from season one

[@The-Rguy]

I flew Delta for Thanksgiving, not good. I flew American airlines like two years ago, and they at least gave me a free drink and snack, Delta trying to make me pay $7 for the same little thing of pretzels and damn are they cramped. Plus, flight home we were supposed to leave at six pm we left at eight pm because one flight was taking its sweet time departing, second took forever to disembark and then they had to clean it, by the time we lande it was tomorrow and I had to be up in four hours for work

[@dubmau50647]

Why is the episode video zoomed in?

[@vihuynhquang5204]

Imagine the list was based on “size”…

[@LiveForFuntasy]

Sunshine!

[@georgecanfield1779]

Love your videos

[@woodstock6792]

You look like this obscure youtuber named "loskiibeinreal"

[@sktacticai6707]

Oh this was a good one

[@htf4fnfloverr546]

This episode is the reason to never trust a women

[@davidbillberg2203]

Another awesome upload, let's goo!

[@ZumoJudo]

Dont turn that sign on it don’t work right

[@thedominator87]

good thing you didnt make this a "try not to roast" challenge, you would last about....8 seconds (and im actually being nice with that number)

[@MurderLamb]

Awesome reaction :D

[@ImTheMostViralDealWithIt]

Wait so balls aren't in the body

[@eternus154]

Butters is my favorite South Park character, and I proudly own the light blue Butters hoodie that I bought on Amazon, but he was kind of an A-hole in this episode. 😂

[@eternus154]

FUN FACT: This episode has a deleted ending in which Wendy says she saw the REAL list and revealed that Cartman was last. Then we see Cartman eating lunch with the ugly kids while Butters cracks jokes at him. Cartman replies “that’s fine. What matters is what kind of person I am on the inside”. Upon the realization, Cartman falls to despair, giving pickleboy the opportunity to take Cartman’s pickle.