Mr. Garrison Makes A New Way To Travel | South Park Episode 71

[@Neilhammond64]

Kyle's cousin is so iconic. Ever since I saw that episode, I always came home going "I'M BAAAAACK!"

[@damnokay2]

Read it in his voice too 😭

[@D4RK3MOTIONZ]

11:37 “First I thought he was lame…..he is lame” I’m rolling rn 🤣

[@blaketindle4703]

That wasn’t even an exaggeration of how stupid airport security is lol

[@ddtshoots]

Funniest Mr. Garrison segment ever.

[@Steve_P_B]

Particularly since it's basically the first anniversary of the episode in which he came out as gay. One year later and he's rampant

[@ianblake815]

Cousin Kyle sounding like a baby Woody Allen 😂

[@Junkmeister]

I’m sorry but cartman laughing at a literal stereotype I don’t blame him. The concentration camp jk that’s just wrong. Though honestly I’ve been the but of many Italian jk

[@jarredbillings2332]

It sounds adorable and awkward at the same time🤣

[@Idontcareaboutyourproblems3000]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Steve_P_B]

That's kinda the point, he's pretty much every negative Jewish stereotype rolled into one.

[@sktacticai6707]

Bro quizzy. I promise you if you put the season and actual episode number in the title you will get more clicks. No one counts the episodes as a whole 😂

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

Try looking it up with your method and see what happens. Maybe a fresh account. Signed out. or KZbin automatically tags it and throws it in the search. Idk. Maybe certain images are paired with words so YT reading the images and sound and knows what episode and season already.

[@GreatMewtwo]

There are two things that get me in this episode. 1. Kenny getting eliminated for a toenail clipper 2. Mr. Garrison being the victim of a government bailout

[@jeffereyallen1078]

Lol Cartman, I ain't gonna make it, need $40😂

[@hunterivey]

Then he said, "Maybe you should send him to a concentration camp," that had me rolling on the floor laughing.

[@richardch.4356]

Mr. Garrison is one of the weirdest and funniest characters in South park 😂

[@blaketindle4703]

Of course Mr Garrison can’t miss “The Jizz Fest” 😂

[@michealcarr5134]

We should start fund raiser to get him one of mr garisons rides that work exactly like in show😂

[@saintakins187]

Eric Carmen agreed to a very tough financial deal.😂

[@Howdy99]

Bro you need to something to that wire on your left wall when i see your videos i always thought there's crack on my screen 😂

[@quizzyondemand]

Lol imma have to do a whole redesign on my studio!!! My lady finna help me wit it type shid

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

9:17 I’ve actually been playing video games since I was a kid, yet I hold my controller like this, since I grew up with games that rarely (if ever) use the shoulder buttons.

[@blaketindle4703]

“Hey Ladies, how did YOU get to the Grand Canyon?” 😂

[@spencersinclair2239]

Can we just appreciate how this man has a 360 controller sitting on his desk 😂😂😂

[@thomasbrett276]

Bruh that ending was hilarious 😂😂! 🔥🔥 reaction too

[@Jackd-lz2hn]

Way to take in your own hands😂. I could barely wait to see you know he was talking it in his own ass😂

[@symptomofsouls]

Kyle2 may have zero social skills, but he will be successful someday. Kid is smart

[@cjg8763]

Kyle's cousin Kyle cracks me up every time. "It's nice to meet you Kyle, I can certainly tell you're related to my good friend Kyle here." 😆😆😆 Eric trying to talk his way out of trouble with Kyle for the concentration camp joke is hilarious. Every time I watch this episode I expect to see sparks flying off of that sled's runners as it is pulled down the street but then it never does it lol. Mr. Garrison's over the top travel device and all the reactions to it are hysterical. Randy finding an alternate way to control it and then asking if he can get one without something that goes in his ass and then everybody around overhearing it is funny as shit. "I'm baaaack." 😆😆😆 Another great reaction to a great episode of South Park!

[@blaketindle4703]

I wish there was writer’s room footage of them coming up with Mr Garrison’s invention! I bet everyone was laughing their asses off! 🤣

[@FingerPuppetSarcasm]

I was expecting you to be super offended by "it" but you laughed like you've had to fly before 🤣

[@daganisoraan]

14:52 In the original tv release, we can hear the baby cry as the mom lowers him toward IT

[@emilioaymat5651]

I just noticed that the old lady that emphatically volunteers to try Mr. Garrison`s travel invention @14:20 is the same old lady that was the boss on that nursing home episode where Stan`s granpa. It might be one ya might wanna react 2 as it is a pretty funny one and am pretty sure its still on the SP free watch page.

[@apoctriforce]

I love when South Park introduces a new invention or product, that first it’s one of the townsfolk, then the whole town, and then they put it on a commercial for the whole country and it is so unnecessarily dumb and disgusting haha Biggest example is in the episode “SARCASTABALL”

[@d.mdragon8408]

Well yes, Kyle, YOU are going to freeze in the mountains; you're a bit closer to outer space that's well...a BIT more than colder than freezing; how about more towards -473° F COLD. Not only that, wouldn't someone with asthma have a MORE difficult time breathing at lower atmospheric pressure??? He'd be using that inhaler every minute and/or O2 therapy. Also, when Kyle was in the plane; if the cargo area isn't pressurized (which most are not), Kyle WOULD HAVE died from hypoxia; especially if flying at flight level 300 (30,000 ft. ASL), more specifically, if you fly any point above 12,000 ft. ASL you could start becoming hypoxic. Get to flying any point above 21,000 ft. ASL, you NEED supplemental O2.

[@itsa-itsagames]

@6:50 Yeah, Mr Garrison SURE DID take matters into his own hands.......and mouth ....and butt 😂 also this is the first episode with Trump!

[@4-8-4Northern]

He roastin these kids😂😂😂😂

[@NuggetGX]

I… I need that car now…. For uh…. For no particular reason…….

[@alexiatr]

For Cartman is not easy money

[@JesseGaming7593]

Congratulations on 72k quizzy!

[@blaketindle4703]

What’s that quote from Shannon Sharpe? Something like “Be careful who’s feet you’re stepping on cause they might be connected to the ass you’re gonna have to kiss someday!” 😂

[@jarredbillings2332]

Poor Kyle. They are NOT doing him justice...

[@juswolf22]

I love when they find out you don’t even have to do the extra stuff to drive the it

[@racceflippa6723]

If that ride was made IRL do you know how embarrassing it would be to see people on that

[@theomega311]

Quezz you betta not be trying ride that shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

When I watched this episode as a teenager, I only got that the bum probe was dirty, but the other kn0bs completely flew over my head.

[@wheezus2000]

Jizz is the genre of music that the cantina band in Star Wars plays (this is canon)

[@kirknarsamma3280]

This man needs more subscribers

[@quizzyondemand]

AYYEEEE my man im just blessed that I have people like you on here bro !

[@kevinsevcechreactions6360]

This is the one where Cartman can’t make of his cousin because he made a bet with Kyle to not rip on him but does it’s hilarious

[@racceflippa6723]

That ending was h ilarious😂😂😂😂

[@cjmarsh504]

Mr. Garrison bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this dude man 13:46🤣🤣🤣

[@UKRSHEV]

Quizzy, you're almost at 100k subs, paint the goddamn wall ffs 😂

[@bryceffgg207]

the clue word of why kyle's cousin kyle has 5 million dollars, because when he introduce newbie in the school he says "I am also an investment banker"

[@mr44mag]

Kyle 2: 'Kick rocks.' 😁

[@jarvisandrews3617]

Diddy bike 😂😂😂

[@jarredbillings2332]

Everything about Mr. Garrison is some freaky shit🤣🤣

[@joshuaselvig6832]

“Hide your kneecaps”. We must take this new phrase before the council’s Department of Modern Slang so that we may determine a sensible meaning for this phrase. 🤔🤔🤔

[@kiaayo33]

Here's for your Algorithm and Thank You for all the entertainment you give us!

[@howtoshootstraighthtss4948]

I always thought he said jazz fest lol, but jizz fest makes more sense

[@trizzy2009]

This episode is wild asf🤣🤣

[@RIExc2]

this episode was wild lmao

[@patricelajoie2383]

He's not ignorant he's Jewish 😂❤

[@FlyBoyEnterprises]

Another hilarious episode between Kyle's Cousin (more annoying than Towlie) and Kyle paying Cartman to NOT make fun of his cousin and Mr. Garrison creating a new mode of transportation that is sexual use in nature of which NOBODY in town picked up on it. 😂

[@UpYourArsenal]

Imagine not knowing how to spell "Toweleeeie" (From: A Million Little Fibers)

[@Ghost21666]

Ngl Mr.Garrison was outta pocket for this

[@tommydeamon7657]

Ohh shit i even own the season on d.v.d 8 tottaly forgot they killed kinny this way in this episode shit wow

[@georgeprchal3924]

It shoukd have also sprayed a cooling mist in their faces and provided can fare.

[@shimerrill967]

10:33 Don’t play dumb Cartman.. we know you to well

[@stavjfhssf7054]

BRO MR. GARRISON NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH 😅😅😅. I mean with inflation in the country, there would still be people willing to ride IT.

[@OG-SherlockHolmes]

Ive always wondered how they ride those with pants on?

[@daniellord-vera6987]

that vehicle is perfect for you lol jkjk

[@putitinreverseterry]

I'd buy one of those and drive it

[@MarxasThomas]

🤔😂😂

[@tspryaviation]

Remember what happened last time you roasted cartoons????? Edit: those sirens at the end was actually KZbin comin' to give ya another unworthy strike for roastin cartoons again...

[@jairo.romani]

I liked it ten times bro! Let’s go!!!!!

[@JesseGaming7593]

Hey quizzy! I missed you! How are ya?

[@troyshilanski380]

Shitfire i got outta the navy my brother got outta the chair farce. I mean air force, and he told me i gotta see this new cartoon, i though he was outta his mind. Its South Park, nuff said.

[@phoenixprism]

quizzy busting out kneecaps

[@--Sama-]

I remember this episode, it was the first I watched.

[@ocfwrld9623]

I'm finna come out of KZbin retirement 💯 from one STL kind to another thank you for making me believe I am can to this again 💯

[@quizzyondemand]

Aye my Brotha!! You can do it bro u got this my man! No matter how things look, it’s success on the other side of pain bro real talk !

[@TheKrensada]

Don't mess with the I.R.S.

[@zstevie249]

I get that the whole Kenny death thing is a funny gag. But I really think Kenny deserves more as a character than what he gets.

[@maxpower7113]

Just wait till later seasons.

[@Squashylemon]

would love to see Quizzy's dad react to this video.

[@TheSpiritedFendron]

no, the A button is to move left

[@BoratM.Sagdiev]

QUIZZY!! Did you say you drank skeet?? There is liquor called skeet?... I really hope there is ffs ...

[@professorchaos5058]

Your really crazy 🤪 not even the joker would take on the IRS

[@troyshilanski380]

Anyways man im old and spent 4000 dollars to play doom on a pentium 66 megahertz chip that was flawed. As for controllers i can play binding of isaac kinda good.

[@tommydeamon7657]

Yeah 40.$ to a kid at least use to be alot i know when my moms was still alive me and my brother would work our ass of cleaning the house taking care of the yard helping the who evers if they needed help with heavy shit infact one of the things i remember is my mom saying when you see any one struggling with something heavy you should help them with there burden unless you just absolutly caint cause one day you might need some help with something heavy someday and becuse of you doing for others someday when you need it others will do it for you any 2ay the point being we,d work our ass off and maybe towrds the end of the month when we,d make our monthley trip too a real town with more than just a gasstation in town and one at the edge of town we,d get to get one comic book a puece and this is in the 80,s arond the time comics were transitioning from .65 cents too .75 cents i know iam showing my age and poverty level hear but iam cool with both any way so yeah if .75 cents seamed like a good amount of money when i 2as a kid than i would asume 40.$ is a fortune but they might come from better economics than we did i dont know i know i was in my mid too late teens vefore ide ever seen more than 3 or 4 hundred dollers in real life hell i gad to work 2 weeks strait with a shit ton of overtime before i 3ver seen over 300.$ personally but i was making minimum wage at the time wich was a hole 3.65 cents an hour so yeah i might be a dinosaur any way love the hell outa the channel keep on being you and kicking ass quizzy

[@Logic44]

22:01 I love the sound of those old mechanical sirens, tbh (Google "Federal Signal Model Q")

[@hunterivey]

To be honest I rather take the It than the Airport

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[@ezekielhernand9127]

#JustTakeIt

[@blaketindle4703]

I CAN’T STAND THE WAY THAT KID BREATHES!!!! 😖

[@stonerguitarist4690]

I hit the like a I catch giant fish

[@troyshilanski380]

Ah you young can you explain a nintendo 64 controller? That shit fucked me up. So scarred from it i just play mouse keyboard on pc.

[@chocolateshower5618]

The funny thing is that they took off their Pants

[@tommydeamon7657]

Hell not to sound like a hippie or what ever but life will teach ya one way or another what goes around comes around that bad ya throw out there comes back to ya usually worse than what you threw out ther so yeah i at least try to live by the simplicity of treating others with decency and respect untill the prove / show there not worthy of that treatment cause to me its simple when you treat others with decency and respect you usually get that same respect and decency back and if ya dont ya aint gotta get mad but you fo gotta turn youre back on them folks that act thst way cause they aint worth the energy youre putting in and at the end of the day even if youre all about helping other folks you gotta take care of you so that youre able too do that and if someone youre trying to help out espeshily if its some one youre trying too do a solid for treats you with disrespect just leave them in youre dust someone else will apreciate and respect the helping hand you provide liges too short and too precious to waste it on disrespectful petty people any way nothing you probably dont know allready and ive been long winded enough peace quizzy love yer show love the channel watching youre vidos feels like chilling with an old friend and i dig the hell outa that

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[@stavjfhssf7054]

Believe it or not and I don't mean to offend anyone I have seen and been with certain Jewish people look like Kyle's cousin with that attitude not all Jews.

[@troyshilanski380]

Man!!!! Southparks whole shtick is stereotyping. People enjoy getting roasted or dont. Do i have to explain how dave chapelle eddienmurphygeorgecarlin, could say funny shit and people laughed? Its comedy man.

[@TharsanJeyachandran]

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00:57 - 01:31 Thank me later

[@Comradpetito]

1:10 antisemitic

[@Jules_MPG]

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[@carpartsduckfarts2089]

9:28 N64 controller be damned

[@ozzmosis6544]

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