QVC Auditions - SNL

[@elasia.]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who comes back to this sketch. This is easily one of the best ones of all time.

[@linchen008]

Every week,😂

[@elasia.]

@@linchen008 😂 you must also remember every word

[@martinsimonea4228]

I come back here weekly. You are not alone!!

[@chrisgetskicked]

I come back ALL the time 😂

[@EddiesSpaghettiosCan]

I do I still find the faces when she calls out the husbands is hilarious

[@coastaku1954]

They portray the characters so well, you can already feel years and years of petty envy and hatred between these two neighbours, I never seen so much backstory shown in just 5 mins. Big props to Cecily Strong and Kristen Wiig, they have true chemistry

[@MaxOakland]

And whoever wrote it is a genius

[@jesterssketchbook]

Ah HAVE itttttt

[@chrisdesjeunes3691]

@@MaxOakland This has James Anderson/Cecily Strong/Kent Sublette written all over it.

[@aloponce1677]

"She brought her gun, surprise surprise, i guess she's going to kill another person on accident" hahaha

[@andresjordano6608]

It´s so funny when Cecily tries to show her gun in her pocket

[@Neellohit]

AEKSIDEHNT

[@emilysanchez9888]

Alo Ponce morning

[@IsiahTomas]

.... Another?

[@TheworldofChase]

Alo Ponce I love it

[@mewnboy]

This entire sketch is gold, but his smugness about the prop gun and the line "It's for the play I'm directing" is hysterically underrated

[@jamescollins9178]

You can see Kristen laughed at that line.

[@OnlyLeeivannaNdaWrld]

Yes Yes. Yes.

[@sarahhunter6415]

SO AGREED

[@melodiefrances3898]

I saw it more as him being all happy and proud that he's directing 😂

[@GullibleTarget]

​@@melodiefrances3898and gay. Don't forget that. He directs plays and he's gay. He is living the stereotypical, suburban gay male utopia. Only thing missing is a 'room-mate'.

[@calebhill3212]

their accents are ON POINT 😂😂 these women could easily live in my hometown lmao

[@jshepard152]

Kristen's isn't bad. The other..... Eh.

[@TheSk8boardrichard]

Caleb Hill dame lmao I live in Knoxville,TN they sound like every middle aged woman here

[@JTflo]

Thought the same thing the whole time lmao

[@cherie7725]

From Charleston, SC, they sound like every white woman here.

[@jimferris9447]

Cherie Muldoon - Is that a bad or good thing?

[@nicholascave3012]

Noone does passive-aggressive better than Kristen Wiig

[@blueberrycobbler]

Nicholas Cave What does noone mean? Do you mean NO ONE? It’s a f*cking epidemic, who started this nonsense of “Noone”?🙄

[@nicholascave3012]

@@blueberrycobbler noo ne

[@cinskybuhsrandy5099]

@@blueberrycobbler some one did

[@iwilitu6591]

blueberrycobbler pressed much?

[@dennyjones6921]

Omg I know right

[@anthonysonnyboi7913]

"YOUR WAFE IS GUNNA SHOOT US THRU OUR WINDUH!" lmao

[@paraphrasedquote7257]

Anthony Sonny

[@chazchillings3019]

This is how my family talks. Kristen Wig is really good at it.

[@manualLaborer]

@@chazchillings3019 do you ever get angry at god for being born into such a... situation?

[@butterflysnme724]

I live for Kristin Wiig. 😂

[@daniellew.9957]

stop stillin'!

[@tfitness4u]

Bobby Moynahan doesn’t get enough credit for his timing and subtlety. I am so impressed by his ability to deliver with his facial expressions.

[@dinahkyle3196]

Ikr!! The 😳 on his face gets me every time!

[@Sylveon1002]

"We are currently in my necklace room" lmao for some reason that cracked me up 😂

[@jamescarter3196]

It does imply a ludicrous amount of jewelry. Necklace room, earring closet, shoe barn...

[@annabagwell2961]

It is funny as heck!

[@economicist2011]

Lol, move out to the suburban south or midwest and the houses get big enough that one needs a necklace room just to justify the sheer square footage.

[@shylahsalas2760]

BabyYoda HAHA ! Me too!

[@grod805]

@@economicist2011 yes I'm so used to California houses where anything over 2000 square feet is considered huge. A guest bedroom is a luxury let alone a necklace room

[@tonyag9218]

I think I'm addicted to this skit. I have watched it several times since I first saw it a few weeks ago. I've seen it twice this morning lol. Not only is it super catchy and funny but it somehow makes me feel my life is more normal than I thought.

[@shutupandletmego8941]

same aaa have a laufe don't say that i don't cus i hauve it.

[@KenyonClemonsNY]

Yes 💯

[@milotsheremeti2256]

"She is what she is" 😂😂😂 DEAD.

[@joefernandez8008]

You can always just Google her, you know which I think you should, and stuff will come up! I love her!

[@damenshanhynniewta8440]

Milot Sheremeti You're cute

[@milotsheremeti2256]

@@damenshanhynniewta8440 Thank you...I guess haha

[@todosassd1855]

I said that to my sister the last time she tried to pick a fight with me. I just didn't want to argue so I said, "It's OK, you are what you are." And she wanted to know what that meant. I said, "Only you can decide that". And we've barely spoken since! But at least we're not fighting, ha ha!

[@fdanny03]

Erhm....Ohkei... exessories

[@christinahendrickson4376]

"Joe, please don't come over here. You stress me out!" DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tomturek9682]

The look on his face when he walks out of frame😂

[@TRJ2241987]

He looks like an adult version of Jeffy from 'Family Circus'

[@WaltonGFilm]

I vibed with Joe on a VERY intimate level in that moment. Such a feel.... x,D

[@PurpleJive]

Lmao!! This entire skit is so on point, especially that line. 😂

[@MikelosM]

That's 'cause she hears him every night in their baby's room going "oh yeah i want it"

[@beepboopjaz217]

"I HAUVE IT! I HAUVE A LUIFE!" 😂😂😂

[@adamb.2390]

Kristen almost started laughing after saying that :D

[@shylahsalas2760]

wasa jazz I like how you spelled that!! haaa

[@jairusr5272]

Shylah Lenae S

[@belowpip420]

lmao

[@imranofarcadia]

Maybe I should take it away

[@TRJ2241987]

the expression on Kristen's face when Cecily first comes by her window is amazing....that's like something out of Looney Tunes

[@weirdgirl7475]

😂

[@jadujeninshilla9401]

and when Cecily's about to crack up at 2:48-9, and steps to hide her face with that middle panel opf the window for a second, lmaoo

[@tjvanderwalt92]

Thanx for pointing this out. I thought the same thing

[@QueenKunta]

Fun fact: Kristen Wiig voiced Lola Bunny in The Looney Tunes Show.

[@thejwvariety]

right hahaha it's so emphatically mean and angry

[@MarcosAmparo]

"Your husband is gay and I know it because he's sleeping with my husband" I LOST IT ON THAT PART 😂

[@Rachel98246]

Marcos Amparo I love how they just walked away xD

[@MarcosAmparo]

Lol

[@EugenesBackpack]

Marcos Amparo only funny part

[@celestus87]

@ce smith I'm gay as hell and I still find it hilarious. Maybe try lightening up a bit?

[@ryanbeaty4893]

Same here. I thought it was harmless and funny...It wasn't making fun of gay people, just of the ridiculous situation.

[@Spranz01]

My husband and I were in the audience when this went live! One of the best moments of our lives!

[@hannahlynch4520]

"WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOIN?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? STEALIN' DREAMS?"

[@teslajayde9641]

THAT IS NOT GOOD ENGLISH YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT TO QVC WITH THAT KIND OF ENGLISH

[@offbeat65]

BARK BARK BARK - that's what you sound like!!!

[@brenden8548]

That friends know is for me

[@nicholasstanley8787]

Stillin dreams

[@judedeluca4408]

@@brenden8548 THAT IS NOT GOOD ENGLISH YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT WITH THAT KIND OF ENGLISH ON QVC

[@PurpleJive]

As someone who lives in suburban area in Alabama and is surrounded by haughty, superficial women, I must say these actresses are on point with their impersonations. I love it! “She is what she is. I love her! Uhmmm… Okaaay! Accessorieeees!” 🤣

[@johnbellocchio66]

Only thing missing was "bless her heart..."

[@stregadisalem732]

If Kristen Wig were to actually audition for QVC with this skit (minus the hostile neighbor stuff) she would totally be hired

[@tuttleberry]

If she was hired by QVC off of an application using this skit, would she go on air as this character too? I would assume "yes".

[@calibeauty1222]

I agree

[@sillygoose635]

@steve b trolling failure

[@jojotheoj]

Cecily is perfect in this too. I’ve known several of that lady. Her nervous body language is spot on.

[@linnfriberg4017]

On Qvc! On Qvc! The way she says that im dyin

[@christina28272]

This is just like the drama that occurred in the Southern neighborhood I used to live in. I swear.

[@yourinternetfavt]

I still live in one with southern belles and oh my god it’s so crazy

[@Bubaiel]

My name is christina too!

[@IsiahTomas]

This reminds me of a much less funnier fight with two old guys in the middle of a family party outside their house at 4 in the afternoon. Actually, not really. Just the unusualness.

[@samd1405]

@@yourinternetfavt I used to bartend at a ski resort. You should hear them wail when they found out we didn't have sweet tea or Dr. Pepper.

[@yourinternetfavt]

@@samd1405 Totally forgot I made this comment. Aha. But Oh my god. I can imagine. They take their sweet tea very seriously. I live in Alabama so trust me I know lol

[@softballpirate]

“What are you EVEN DOIN’?” is a line I say and think about daily.

[@ramonawhitaker4503]

Cecily is pretty good as a REALLY psychotic southerner. (I have several in my family...).

[@dinahkyle3196]

Again Wiig as Joker

[@konniechung]

ramona whitaker Cecily is good as any and everything

[@sydneyprescott3374]

We all do

[@dinahkyle3196]

Seriously Kristen Wiig as Martha Wayne/The Joker

[@TheCrossPearls]

ramona whitaker omg I met one when I went to Texas. A lot of crazy behind the fake smile, blue eyes and blonde hair.

[@fritzadonisperez4550]

I've been coming back to this skit almost everyday. Honestly.

[@jarrettrandall8549]

me too! It's too funny!

[@Bonbonbon739]

Me too. Almost puts me in a better mood

[@1sava]

3:15 "I HEV IT, I HEV A LAUF!" Can't stop playing that part, so funny!

[@cedrickfrancisco44]

This is one of the many reasons why i love kristen wiig

[@tomb2289]

I don't know how Cecily can keep a straight face getting screamed at like that! 😂

[@PurpleJive]

🤣💀

[@jaylonsharp236]

Same 🤣

[@Ciclopea2]

It's my favorite 🤣 Kristen is amazing

[@katiechisholm]

I watch this about 3-4 times a week just because it makes me laugh so damn hard 😂 *”ON QVC, ON QVC .. that’s what you sound like!”*

[@malovina]

Lol same

[@Caprizonica]

I like how Cecily and Kristen work together. They have similar style.

[@zacheryspencer]

“You can always just google her.. you know, which I think you should.. and stuff will come up.. I love her!” Lol!😂

[@RAMusicRU]

"UHHH HAVE AT!!! UUH HAAVE A LUUUHFF!" Omg so funny)))))

[@thesandwitch9782]

RAMusic that part made me fall over lol

[@nikkinease554]

Omg when you’re southern and didn’t even realized that it sounded funny

[@ErnieKings27]

Explain how is that possible? Like you realize English makes no sense, in Spanish we pronounce what we write in English you can even have a Luuufff!

[@tetrulz]

"STOP TALKIN ABOUT IT BECAUSE UHH HAVE IT!!

[@calebgore1914]

@@ErnieKings27 Blame the french

[@laurajackson9589]

"It's for a play I'm directing" -> perfect delivery of a community theatre director :D

[@KelliMarissa]

Kristen Wiig is a gem.

[@insanecomedion1223]

Kelli Marissa: wasnt she in Friday the13th part 7?

[@KL-bg8fi]

👍🏾

[@dinahkyle3196]

And now shes playing a psychopathic half human half cheetah

[@mrdzin1209]

No, she's a rainbow 🌈

[@ErikPehrsson]

Indeed!

[@cylebennett6192]

“Stealing dreams that friends know is fer me!?” “That is not good English!!”

[@Mg-kh7dm]

Everyone talks about Kristen Wiig ( who is very funny ) Cecily was also super great!!!!

[@edwardfarmer4230]

Yes !

[@MaxOakland]

Yes. She was so good on this sketch

[@tonyag9218]

Yes. I loved her character. She was amazing

[@redsoxredsox4640]

Yes & what was really annoying was Kristen kept always looking off to the side.

[@mysteryfan15]

Cecily is ridiculously under rated. She is so funny and can play any role. I love her "girl you shouldn't talk to at a party" character.

[@donaldtownsend6638]

This is my single favorite sketch so far. Everyone is on point. I LOOOVE Cecily Strong

[@SoCalDreamer91]

Joyce: "Stealing dreams that friends know is for me?" Christie: "THAT is not good English and you will NEVER make it with that kind of English on QVC!!!" Laughing so hard at that part!!!

[@Nick-zu9sn]

This is the absolute BEST acting I've ever seen on SNL, and have to say while Wiig is her usual killer self, Strong should use this sketch to get into the movies. It was simply unbelievably good!

[@chrisfrenchnyc]

I could not agree more. This sketch alone tells us that Cecily Strong could *easily* become the kind of Bill Murray / Tom Hanks / Melissa McCarthy / Robin Williams kind of actor who transitions seamlessly from comedy into drama. All of her subtext (and backstory) is crystal clear and so deeply developed. And she makes the TINIEST choices that say SO MUCH. She's freaking brilliant.

[@rhino79]

"I hear 'em ev'ry night in our baby's room just goin' 'Oooh yeah, I want it.'" DEAD.

[@hollywoodmovies4056]

This is the best skit. Cecily nd Kristen Performances are lit.

[@kalobblack8513]

This got unexpectedly hilarious fast out of no where. “What are you doin?!.. WHAT?! ARE YOU EVEN! DOIN?!”

[@KL-bg8fi]

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👍🏾👍🏾

[@quinnzykir]

What are yuuh doin?! STELIN DREEMS

[@arkhammass5935]

Christie Berkie was way better at this anyway. She deserved that spot.

[@deyan289]

The only way this could have been better is if the husbands had ended up hosting instead

[@irider1201]

That would've been a good twist.

[@katenmoore8201]

deyan289 sounds stupid

[@memo-fq3ps]

deyan289 omg lol

[@JRODSATX6]

Really clever actually

[@jamesryder8305]

deyan289 Quality Gold right there, my friend.

[@pratyushdayal3010]

It’s 2024 and I am still watching it for the “on QVC, on QVC, on QVC… get your OWN life… I HAVE it” moment.

[@thepaperstaggering]

These girls are simply wonderful. The one who threw the dirt at the window is waaay bigger than SNL. She's a real actress!

[@cody9766]

If you took the audience laughing out of this it'd actually be a very serious and compelling drama

[@lieford9118]

"QVC! QVC! THAT'S WOT YOU SOUND LIKE" dead

[@BigEgo305]

I feel like 90% of this was improvised- I laughed sooo hard 😂😂

[@lukabale]

Kirsten can give life to any character. she is magician😍😍

[@SobeaRey]

Cecily throwing dirt at the window is a mood. 2:43 It cracked me up lmao

[@KL-bg8fi]

Cecily was top notch! Kristen was great as well. I loved how realistic this was. The acting, characters, and script was 🔥🔥🔥 I don't have a favorite part. I loved the whole video.

[@CDB-iw1ed]

Love that you can see both Cecily and Kristen almost breaking during the skit, especially towards the end. Made me laugh even more.

[@LukaszGorski1983]

Yeah, they crack each other up, that's a sign of chemistry ;) Too bad we don't see more of them together.

[@_pineappleprince]

"Please don't come over here. You stress me out!" 😂😂😂

[@wilberson5861]

gotta say the truth.

[@susandemille2520]

That line had me laughing because I could imagine the poor guys life!

[@c.s.9511]

“WHat are YOu doIN wHaT ARe yoU EVeN doiN”

[@HunterBelkiran]

"I HAVE IT! I HAVE A LIUFH!"

[@joycor1419]

This is the best acting of any skit I've scene from SNL in a while, oh my god

[@lialia2268]

Kristen stole the show so effectively that no one is talking about the noise they gave for the dog 😂 it’s so weird I had no idea she was about to say she kicked a dog 😂😂😂

[@Mochi-kf3it]

the way the guys leave XD

[@WonLotto100M]

Emilyv55 👍🏾

[@Greensaddy42]

Yes! That was some great timing.

[@Infinity600gaming]

Emilyv55 Widowmaker

[@Krystal_Kitty7]

😂😂😂

[@jazmineleno1414]

😂😂😂

[@jasoncarson1043]

Kristen wiigs ability to just change things on the fly and make it funnier is amazing

[@padawanguy360]

idk why but i found the "WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOIN" part especially hilarious

[@amandareed2734]

What are you doin'??!! What are you EVEN doin'???!

[@kristenjarrottbraden4007]

Alex Moore oh my God I literally lost it at that part I thought I was the only one 😂😂😂😂

[@crystalmarino7276]

Scrolled through comments looking for this specific quote highlight lol k i can move on with my day lol

[@dinobonacic2471]

one of the GOATs of SNL sketches, I could watch it on loop every day

[@bravoant892]

4:02 could anyone see the background quivering? LOL

[@Renogade]

Antonio Bravo The Matrix is breaking

[@darmocat]

I came to the comments to see if a) anyone found this funny and b) THEY LIVE IN A PAINTING!

[@nublessed8993]

Antonio Bravo that made me lose it

[@Constavlos]

Even the props couldnt maintain their composure for this one!

[@tassymccormick]

I came to the comments to see if anyone else mentioned that.

[@christyb5575]

I always come back to this skit! It’s comedy gold, Kristen and Cecily

[@amaksim9371]

3:16 " A HAAVE A LAAAFF" hahaha kristen almost breaks

[@libby0512]

the way they say “guest host” is both comforting and triggering as an alabamian. i’ve literally met both of these women.

[@caramellocabello34]

This is literally my most favorite thing on the internet and I'm not even lying...

[@Lanosrep]

Holy shit get these two in a Thelma and Louise remake

[@GabJX]

What are you doin, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOIN 😂

[@anounymoose6660]

4:24 I like how the tarp for the background of the house is flapping around

[@weirdgirl7475]

I love how Cecily tries to keep her composure from laughing whenever Kristen's character yells at her. Lol

[@flumpster91]

I've seen a couple of sketches with Cecily and Kristen in and they have such good chemistry

[@hollywoodmovies4056]

Hope they should make a movie together or skit together in future.

[@flumpster91]

@@hollywoodmovies4056 definitely! Cecily should be bigger

[@yourinternetfavt]

This is literally my subdivision in Alabama omg. Southern Belles arguing is the most funniest thing in life.

[@PurpleJive]

Omg same!! Birmingham-Hoover Metropolitan. 😆

[@yourinternetfavt]

@@PurpleJiveAHAHAH NO WAY SAME!

[@zerogravity2264]

That savage line "I love her"

[@P_E-on3or]

I watch this skit religiously

[@phonethatmello8989]

Both of them were seconds from cracking up and held it so well omg

[@erinmcnamara8849]

i really love how you can see the backdrop moving 😂 great sketch though

[@meyoua]

Just watched a 2022 skit where Cecily is wearing this exact same shirt! They kept that shirt for this long! I'm impressed.

[@andresjordano6608]

3:00 What are YOU doing?! Stealing dreams that friends know is for me?- THAT is not good English! you will never make it on QVC XD

[@AnitaNewport]

Andres Jordano On QVC! On QVC!

[@CyberJawa1986]

Have you heard some of the hosts… she’s fit right in… … …as I look and notice my reply to a comment 5 years later…

[@teresadalessio1]

Watched this again just to hear "what are you doing, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?!?"

[@ne0nl0ver71]

this is amazing please make more qvc vids

[@xsatellax]

Two perfect actresses playing the roles they were made to play.

[@michkay1]

I feel like this is an extra hour and a half away from a really good Lifetime movie

[@Ӝ̵̨̄-з6м]

Lemme tell u, this is my ALL TIME FAVORITE snl sketch. It's perfectttt

[@danadedanet739]

2:45 Cecily's face and posture kill me everytime 😂😂

[@avatarkyoshi3405]

Loooool

[@psychoPilgrim36]

Their accents are so so so perfect. Its even funnier that they both have accents but neither of their husbands do

[@arastumanandhar]

Love Kristen Wiig ! She is the best

[@micmaliss]

2:44 LOL!!! That is the funniest stance and look I've ever seen.

[@ragnaruq]

they should have had the husbands end up being the QVC hosts

[@0.0dots]

I come back to this video everyday just to ground me- mentally ugh it is that good

[@jaiyapapaya]

Accurate representation of southern shade. This is just so, so accurate.

[@jojo5821]

This is just the prequel to Grace and Frankie (mostly 4:12)

[@RamonLovesRockandPie]

Cecily Strong and Kristen Wig were great together. Hehe!

[@KL-bg8fi]

Truth

[@lL338]

Dream Team

[@maicey_t.]

I don't know why I love this sketch. It's not like it's the funniest or the most clever. But the performance kills me.

[@Chris-gq8qs]

It's the deep dive of QVC/Southern culture for me, but then again I'm a gay dude from Alabama. These types of people are all over and I absolutely love when they get lit up. 😂😍

[@josephyml]

4:24 wow that secret was so big it shook the houses

[@crystal-pupa]

honestly probably the best snl skit ever hahahaa

[@Allothersweretakenn]

Kristen wig is so fucking gorgeous to me

[@isabellayorkman2]

"With clip on glammar bObbLeS" that had me dEd

[@Theartsymuslimah175]

Every time I hear it

[@ShawnsterVideos]

Well, this is rare: the acting was vastly better than the script.

[@thisnerdycorner4982]

Cecily and Kristen together? Too much talent!

[@luckyDancer100]

3:16 "I have a life!"

[@Littlething41]

Cul-de-sac - random key words to throw in when you're imitating a southern accent 😂😂😂