Baby Shower - SNL

A mom-to-be (Brie Larson) learns about "the cut," the haircut that all moms (Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Sasheer Zamata, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones) eventually get. [Season 41, 2016]
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[@jordinstephens9355]

“She seeks clarity only the cut can provide” lmaooooo

[@chermebrownsauce8049]

looolllll

[@dropkickmurphy4114]

Sounds like a cult!

[@mickeydiamond803]

The cut 😂

[@lollipopsfordays3610]

@@dropkickmurphy4114 the cut Cult

[@trunphin]

This room totally needs a Live. Laugh. Love. sign on the wall.

[@FrozenFireWizard]

trunphin No joke but my mom did that to our living room

[@noriakikakyoin8587]

And the "With God, anything is possible!"

[@kiras8759]

lol thats a post 2013 trend heavily. The south I'm sure has Bible quotes

[@harshmnr]

And also one that says something like "I love relaxing with my family by the beach" even though the family doesn't live anywhere near a beach. ~:~

[@kiras8759]

@@harshmnr lol

[@asmryousleepy]

"There are only 7 bags in this entire county", was my favorite line of the skit. Made me laugh so hard!

[@jeannette8882]

Omg same XDDD

[@ajeetsingh1822]

So only seven women can be pregnant at a time.

[@nicolassundara9568]

@@ajeetsingh1822 silly boy, he tries to find explanations only the cut can provide.

[@zerjiozerjio]

Seriously!!! That's was brilliant! (and accurate)

[@wangwang2211]

Not just the line but the way she says it. Really bring up the cult vibe.

[@vivalapluto2501]

I showed this to my mom because I figured she would find it funny, and she ended up telling me that when I was born she got a similar hair cut and we just ended up staring at each other in silence

[@Tabby.cat2]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@no_peace]

Hahaha

[@lholland8227]

This might just have been the most awkward thing I’ve ever heard of...

[@kris0369]

Lol

[@redskin120768]

Funnyy

[@StephanieDev]

*"There are only 7 BAGS in this entire COUNTY!"*

[@alicelu5691]

Hi! I had to cut poverty in the school gymnasium a paper bag....

[@JJgetshit]

same lmao it was alright until that line then i got stitches

[@_politefrog_8892]

My mom does that shit and I’ve started to do the same thing because I don’t want to buy new bags! WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!

[@firefoxx8093]

I don't get it...can someone please help a guy out and explain the joke here? Sorry and thank you!

[@charlessloane]

@@firefoxx8093 I am afraid that without the cut you will never understand.

[@snellatlums]

The need to make one for dads called "The Gut"

[@clairegheill2944]

Gradiator that would be interesting

[@rachelcookie321]

Except literally every mum has this haircut and some dads are actually fit

[@I.luv.my.choppa]

Rachelcookie321, sorry ma’am that is incorrect.

[@rachelcookie321]

big pimpin two of my friends dads are very fit.

[@I.luv.my.choppa]

Rachelcookie321 ok

[@supermilkguy]

I love Aidy's line reading of "what's in motion cannot be undone."

[@kennybegeske8824]

Aidy Bryant Is A Silver Slipper

[@Buzz0Killington]

SAME!

[@irinaivanovic9792]

That was SO FUNNY!

[@PumpkinMozie]

“My doctor told me I couldn’t get pregnant unless I had sex with my husband, which I NEVER have, and NEVER will” hahahahaha best line

[@Random-xw1fg]

What is the name of the actress who said this line? I love her.

[@amandahallman1091]

@Random-xw1fg Leslie Jones

[@Random-xw1fg]

@@amandahallman1091 🌷

[@lorieharris2776]

My salon in town has a SNL print hanging on one of the display mirrors of "The Cut." I about died laughing when I saw it. Then my hair dresser told me. "Only a few people get the joke but that's actually one of our best sellers. "

[@liltimmytimstatistics3809]

I wish I could go to that salon

[@laumur302]

That haircut peaked about 2008. Not really relevant anymore...

[@fangirl365]

Laurel HL The Karens of the world would disagree lol

[@swegkilla2015]

Laurel HL *the Karen’s would like to speak to the manager*

[@ceeset5472]

@@laumur302 I know right?! Thank goodness 😂

[@luminatron]

Side effects of the cut include severe urge to speak to the manager.

[@mpc13]

😂😂😂

[@sams_not_here]

And taking the kids

[@OGitGirlJess]

Trinitrotoluene Monomania lmfao!

[@mominor6913]

LOL LOL YES

[@Sunshine134chick]

😂😂😂😂

[@victoriastang]

I finally allowed my husband to throw away some of my gift bags when we moved. It was one of the most painful days of my life. However, he has been instructed to shoot me if I ever mention getting my hair cut like this.

[@damonfoster3592]

😂😂😂😂

[@iabandonedthechanneld7738]

That sounds like my step-mom, she has so many plastic bags in a closet sometimes it comes in handy because we have 8 pets and a baby in the house, but we don't need them that often she just won't get rid of them

[@nightmaster6381]

Did you not pay attention to the skit?! "Once it is in motion it cant be turned back." Your husband might want to lawyer up quick.

[@victoriastang]

@@nightmaster6381 Hahaha!

[@kimcapri9178]

Lol, Victoria. My husband has almost given up on me. My need to collect glass bottles as doomsday storage vessels or craft projects is a story he stopped buying 4 years ago.

[@christianconniff2445]

"I woke up in the parking lot of a Marshalls HomeGoods, holding a rustic, yet simple sign..."

[@audreylewise]

that said Live, laugh, love

[@kimf442]

@@audreylewise 😂😂😂

[@Bollywoodlover100]

i would actually pay money to see a horror story about “the cut”

[@Stinkfly3]

Me too.

[@Voltron4500]

Theres already a movie on that, its called the stephord wives

[@mackinzielizabeth872]

Yesssss

[@amyshoemaker8430]

Me too honisty kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIHMo6mQr6x5eKc

[@saanasalonen8684]

now im not going to be happy until i see that movie!

[@susieboo22]

God, the bag thing is so true. When I was a kid, my friends and I circulated through the same 5 gift bags for years because our moms would be like, "Save it, it can be used again!" We called it the Sisterhood of the Travelling Gift Bag.

[@edenlobb4431]

I just finished folding all the bags up from my first baby shower....it begins

[@tirsden]

I'm not sure the gift bags ever made it out of the house.

[@OGitGirlJess]

Susan Mesler-Evans I had to stop myself the other day because I was doing it! I was like “ummmm snap out of it honey you’re becoming you’re mother’s generation, we do not need to save these gift bags, we can buy more.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chandrare2651]

Why wouldn’t you reuse perfectly good gift bags?

[@cvijet22]

@@OGitGirlJess well actually it's way better for the environment. Why does this society have to be so wasteful? Because you can,?

[@Tinymoezzy]

My mom became a mom when she went into a Michael's and bought a sign that says "my family is messy and loved" She literally got the cut a week later and still has it.

[@ZeeZee9]

Lmao!

[@johnjohnson3709]

Waterfall in the front and daggers in the back. Who wouldn’t want that?

[@brucevarnes978]

she seeks clarity only the cut can provide

[@tarielkaroldan4106]

The fact that they're not looking at her while speaking makes it better, like they're brainwashed

[@dayangmarikit6860]

I was thinking the same.

[@aualga]

Are you sure it might not have something to do with the fact they are so obviously reading cue cards?

[@tarielkaroldan4106]

@@aualga sure, but it's still eerie, given what's happening in the sketch

[@aualga]

@@tarielkaroldan4106 Fair enough.

[@sumaameri]

i thought this too XD kept remembering the movie "the stepford wives" XD

[@joshuachoy7887]

Next thing she knew her name was Karen, she had 3 kids, and she wanted to see the manager.

[@aerialrose]

My name is Karen, I have 3 kids, I wanted to see the manager...and I think I got the cut as a 2nd grade teacher but decided to grow it out several months ago and never cut it again, so it's no longer the cut. ^_~ Yeah, I'm good. Who needs it? o_O hehe ha ha ha woooo, SAVE ME FRIEND FROM EVER GETTING THE CUT AGAIN OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@BlutigeTranen]

All while drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte

[@stevent5229]

And she became an anti vaxxer

[@ContentMadame]

And bought counterfeit UGGs from a vendor at the flea market.

[@MWDoom]

@@aerialrose The first step to recovery is acceptance. Unfortunately the 2nd step to recovery is not ever haven gotten the cut.

[@TMIDiva]

I know these women! Aren't they the ones you see at 10 a.m. in Target?

[@hdee9206]

nice one

[@buzztree9123]

Oh gosh yes...usually freshly off their meds...with yoga/work out shirts and pants, neon nike shoes, a stroller in tow....gossiping on their iphones *the horror*

[@SpoonsForks]

+starbucks frapp

[@bhermoth]

yup and dont forget about the minivan that has stick figure family on the back

[@70goldtop]

I always thought it would be hilarious with the stick family on the minivan to have the wife and about ten kids lined up and two dogs and a cat and then have the dad at the end hanging from a noose...

[@laurenring9721]

“What’s in motion cannot be undone” why was that such a profound line

[@gamerguy6179]

cause Tolkien said that , Lord of the rings .

[@larajames9524]

Sasheer is absolutely hysterical in this! The delivery of “I don’t like music.” is so perfect

[@roxanesen345]

she’s so matter of fact about it and no one laughed 😭

[@thatmanplayzmc1511]

The karen ritual This how all karens are born

[@Stinkfly3]

Except Karen Smith. She’s an exception.

[@zekeross6542]

Mom not karen Having slipper soap is middle age mom Asking for a refund because it lost its shape after a few uses is karem

[@royroos8036]

Came here for this comment. Even though its 11 months later, so you can see that Karens are timeless

[@zak9678]

NOBODY LIKE THIS COMMENT ANYMORE, KEEP IT AT 666, ITS MORE DEVILISH THIS WAY

[@canyonmoon3773]

I Exist 244 likes later:

[@sbls1114]

Here in Europe, that cut is known as “The American Linda”

[@paytonk2910]

I knew a mom named Linda with that haircut 😂😂😂

[@morganalayna4247]

It’s KAREN. you really need to educate yourself on American culture.

[@jorgegarcia3635]

💀💀💀

[@green_grass2428]

Clorox Bleach I love your user

[@scottw9318]

@@morganalayna4247 He said "here in Europe. That is a different place than America. *points to Europe on a map*

[@billyeveryteen7328]

My mom saves gift bags, and she hates it when I ask her for one that's going to a non-family member because she knows she's not getting that bag back.

[@GlowySweetFabulous]

😂😂😂

[@luiserenner7147]

This cannot be true

[@ambergraves798]

This comment is so accurate to me and my family as well! 😂 It can be a little heartbreaking having to actually use one of your cherished collection for the purpose it was specifically intended for! What an absurd feeling/situation lol! 🤣

[@MichIanW]

"The bathroom is an ocean but the kitchen is a farm" 😂😂😂

[@kimcapri9178]

Lol@ pig in a chef's hat. I felt that. I resisted the urge to buy one 3 years ago.

[@cheeseducks9118]

And the playroom is always the messiest thing you've ever seen in your goddamn life

[@loganpaulfan697]

“ a big bowl of fake fruit” *looks at the exact same thing in front of me*

[@Be1New2You3]

Moonstar Plays 🙀

[@AngelofMusic04]

But do you go to the beach only to shop?

[@girlscanbedrummers5449]

Mary Ann stout 💇🔺👀

[@ereneyeager]

Omggg..I laughed pretty hard on this comment

[@otterz4u]

The cut has found you!

[@spongeylocks123]

"There are only 7 bags in this entire county" Kate is one of SNL's best ever actors 😂😂

[@electraheart7745]

True.

[@samsam8005]

Yeah, she delivers her lines with such fluidity. Unfortunately, that can't be said about the rest of today's snl lineup.

[@johnchessant3012]

I died at that line xD

[@idkhow]

i spit milk all over my keyboard

[@orbitalpudding3420]

That is the truest thing I've heard all day. Kate slays everything.

[@DeathnoteBB]

“Bathrooms are oceans, but the kitchen is a farm.” I laughed out loud also why is this true for so many houses

[@songbird6414]

Alternate title: Brie Larson desperately tries to avoid becoming a Karen for 5 minutes straight

[@shahranhussain6037]

but the cut was upon her

[@RM-nl9es]

A yes the "may I speak to a manager" haircut

[@hdee9206]

nice

[@SquirrelForce]

Lol so true

[@pearlweaver5314]

+SquirrelForce.

[@SquirrelForce]

+Pearl Weaver.

[@jennterry6977]

Yep

[@praveenfrancis5535]

Huge Endgame spoiler: this is weird..............so thats how captain marvel gets a haircut in Endgame

[@jayseasonevanoff]

But went wrong supposedly

[@lakrids-pibe]

Thor got the cut in Ragnarok

[@afarensis9720]

That something that broke inside her was Thanos' snap. She got the cut the next day

[@musicaladdiction2388]

Wtf

[@devywevy2025]

Omg

[@hankypanda]

the bag thing… my sister and mom and I had been passing the same Xmas gift bag back and forth for years. it’s a penguin holding an ornament, small in size. I never expect to see it again, but always get it back. ❤

[@pollypockets508]

A penguin you say?

[@suzanner1630]

​@pollypockets508 is the penguin your "animal" as they said in tge sequel to the cut

[@hankypanda]

LMAO yes. now that you mentioning it, whatever is in that bag is usually penguin or bird themed. @@suzanner1630

[@ColonelBanana]

“The cut” belongs on the twilight zone.

[@Tabby.cat2]

Absolutely!

[@thenightporter]

It is like the one where all the women got surgery to look the same.

[@pinkbutterfly413]

this video was an eye opener from me because my mom has the cut and my house has an ocean bathroom and farm kitchen

[@baybae92]

fucking SAME

[@calypso8845]

pinkbutterfly413 my mom doesn't have the cut but our kitchen is farm themed and oUR BATHROOM IS OCEAN THEMED

[@ascent8487]

Ha. I never had anything like that but my mom does have a version of the cut. My auntie is a lot like this woman though. Ocean bathroom since I was little. But seashell soap not flip flop. And a vineyard themed kitchen. That’s pretty close to farm right? She’s had the cut since the 60s. She got the cut as a teen.

[@souptime23]

I have an Asian mom. She doesn't do anything like this.

[@Hinatachan360]

@@souptime23 My mom was Asian and she had the cut.

[@flutterbutter890]

didn't even realize that they all had the same hair until the said it in the beginning

[@J.Evans_Official]

Me either lol

[@algerianfoodies2389]

same

[@elimyers9413]

Same hahaha

[@teresacirillo3582]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@annenixda4800]

I never thought about my German mum as the stereotypical 'mom' from American shows... but seeing this... I realised my mum has a sea-themed bathroom with a little lighthouse, several rustic signs in her kitchen, and loves inspirational quotes and funny magnets. Although her 'cut' is slightly different (not nearly as short), it's definitely THE CUT for German mums...

[@shahranhussain6037]

what is in motion, cannot be undone

[@cheeseducks9118]

No little German mom! Don't get the cut! OH MEIN GOTT! ZIS CUTTEN MAKES ME VANT TO SCHPEAK TO ZE MANEGHHER

[@veggiesaremurder]

Sending this to my sister. I'd send it to my mom, but she's busy throwing out every towel in the house because one of them got bleach on it and she needs everything to match. EVERYTHING MUST MATCH!!!

[@dayangmarikit6860]

Yes, but I'm living with my grandmother... she likes everything to match.

[@katemiller7874]

Yes. Nothing wrong with being classy

[@1inazuma2]

LOLOLOL I struggle with thinking that way, too!

[@johnjohnson3709]

😆🤡😁

[@lifewithBunmi]

THE CUT, THE CUT, THE CUT!!!

[@AnnaLena927]

Connect the cuts connect the cuts connect the cuts

[@maxxbills8008]

I read this seconds before they started saying it omg

[@thesarcasticshu4409]

Anna Lena Connecticut?

[@kimberlysimpson5978]

😳 i have an anchor in my bathroom and a “farm fresh” sign in my kitchen.... oh no i think it’s time😨

[@MsZoedog66]

He he - does it count if you have 2 signs in your kitchen? One saying 'espresso yourself', the other saying 'shopping is the answer. who cares what the question is?' lol

[@TheSoulAlchemist22]

I have a little wooden sign in my kitchen with a pig saying "dont go bacon my heart." oh no!!!

[@FreshTechProd]

The Cut The Cut The Cut The Cut THE CUT! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@transendentemcorp]

Do you want... *chuckles quietly*... to speak to the manager?

[@HappyMuffinsSister]

The cut is upon us...

[@pammeckley3888]

This skit kinda has a "Rosemary's Baby" vibe to it.

[@Tabby.cat2]

Yeah 😳

[@manuelenrique9220]

So true.

[@MackenziReacts]

4:13 “you will go to the beach, but only shop” THAT IS MY MOM TO A T, I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@ninosebiskveradze6403]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@serenitynow288]

I actually just did this 😂😂😂

[@okay6353]

"There are only 7 bags in this entire county"

[@Zormac]

Gets me every time

[@jackthenotsnack7681]

@@Zormac same

[@Zormac]

@Moby y "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process". Anyway, it means that in that county (area that contains several cities within a state), those women re-gift those 7 bags so much that nobody actually uses new ones. Her delivery makes it better than the explanation.

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@Zormac or burning a sheet of important homework. You smile and feel free and then literally start shaking in fear

[@MeredithHagan]

Props to the SNL wig makers for constructing all of those “The Cut” pieces.

[@dawnsmith6699]

What prop there all real hun.....lol.

[@dawnsmith6699]

@Carl John it was a joke but besides black women wear wigs&weaves.

[@melodi2036]

@@dawnsmith6699 actually people of all races wear wigs and "extensions". Most of the SNL actors are wearing wigs in most of the sketches

[@Bunneh8002]

700

[@teetimewisdom90]

I had this cut after I had my daughter in the year 2000, I didn’t want to believe it until my husband showed me old pictures! Hilarious 🤣

[@Scipio488]

There are a handful of perfect skits in SNL's history. This is one of them.

[@Thompame]

I think its 50% shortening your hair makes it harder for kids to grab and 50% less physical maintenance because you lose time in the morning getting said kids ready.

[@maximillianlylat1589]

Also less of a hassle.

[@actuallyterry]

I sense that you have The Cut.

[@zuesincoming676]

Makes sense.

[@DaarkDestiny]

I think a ponytail is much less maintenance than having to feather this coiff and spray it to Jesus lol. No one in my family has "the cut", and everyone except me has atleast two kids that are in close proximity in age lol. I think a lot of women just genuinely like it lol. I also think that short hair "styles" are very limited. So if you show your hairdresser what you want, you're still probably going to wind up with this particular hair cut lol 😂😂😂

[@Zormac]

You look for clarity that only the cut can provice

[@benrichardson3609]

The bag thing is unbelievably accurate.😂

[@amber71dawn]

+Ben Richardson Gift bags are expensive, young man. Oh no...I feel "The Cut" has chosen me.

[@penelopepitstop762]

+amber71dawn lol I admit I reuse gift bags, but I don't have "the cut"... yet!

[@amber71dawn]

Penelope Pitstop AH HA! That's what someone about to be chosen by "The Cut" would say. ;)

[@GenevieveThornton]

+Penelope Pitstop be worried when you start saving tissue paper. I've actually seen it happen...it was bad 😒

[@SoCalSand]

+GenevieveThornton I've saved bags and tissue paper since I was a teenager. The cut will never have me!

[@valeriemcqueen7359]

When my sister became a mom and get "the cut" it came with a HUGE dose of self-righteousness and neurosis. Yep a Karen has been born.

[@jujuonthatqueef5043]

RIP

[@katemiller7874]

She’s has a big job raising kids she knows more about it then you do

[@valeriemcqueen7359]

@@katemiller7874 Noup, being a Mom is no excuse to be a Karen, just like there's no excuse to be a bully or an abusive partner. My sister actually had to admit she had a problem and worked on it. By gaining self-confidence (not as a Mom but as a woman) She's been doing better. Moms don't know best just because they're moms, they're no different from anyone else.

[@luvvlymorrigan]

Why is this oddly relaxing? They’re all just explaining the cut and it’s abilities-

[@starcherry6814]

“And then one day something will break inside of you” Oh wow!

[@katiedavis6423]

Star Cherry. Too late! I'm already completely broken inside for a different reason.

[@jamtrini2546]

The imagery LOL

[@jamesnm21]

@@katiedavis6423 that sucks. Life is a crap shoot. Maybe you'll get better.

[@sleepedits8854]

Everyone is saying something about being depressed but my first thought was, "that's what she said"

[@missalyssaray2298]

My mom calls it the "PTA mom" or "can I speak to the manager" cut

[@author_tiffany_dionne]

MissAlyssaRay22 Lol!

[@osagbovoeghaghe1345]

haha

[@LaceyMyriah]

Yes! And her name is always Becky!

[@lunalovegood1667]

The "I wanna speak to your manager." cut

[@knifoui]

*gasp* KAREN!

[@christinaaa_xo]

We all know at least ONE person like this. Also, the "there are only SEVEN bags in this entire county" is always hysterical 😂😂😂

[@lwgoinghome]

waterfall in the front and game of thrones in the back

[@divinecommerce6760]

lwgoinghome and flip flop soap... 😂

[@lucyb2593]

"There are only seven bags in this entire county" 😂

[@brodypenn]

My grandparents have an ocean bathroom and in their kitchen they have a painting of pigs on barstools drinking wine, bam two mom things.

[@JustinSimpson]

Kate McKinnon’s character is the one behind “The Cut” and is defeated in the final scene of the movie giving back all the Moms their original hairstyles.

[@screamcheeese7175]

Oh dear. I already have lighthouses in my bathroom. And I'm not even in a relationship lmao

[@micksmom2293]

+Felicia London The cut has chosen you....

[@Fifth.Amendment]

+micksmom2 😂😂😂

[@marijag3253]

yeah right

[@ButtahscotchKisses]

Felicia London that's my plan and I'm single no kids. my bathroom would be sea theme with pictures of mermaids and soap shaped like sea horses. kitchen red and black with roosters 😥

[@passthelimejuice]

You're just sinking yourself further with the use of the word "Oh, dear".

[@blaisewinterhalter2758]

I love Kate lmao "THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN BAGS...."

[@victorvera5864]

They should have added, "Soon, you will call a manager at every store you go to".

[@ninosebiskveradze6403]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LarryPhischman]

It's also called the "Can I Speak to the Manager" cut.

[@TheDivineMsM23]

there's also the more severe "I demand to see a manager" cut. ( Kate Gosling hair from John and Kate Plus 8)

[@GenevieveThornton]

+TheDivineMsM23 ew, she did have the cut!

[@007NowOnline]

+Larry Phischman LMFAO!!! So frakking true.

[@hannb99]

I'm scared by how accurate this is

[@rockyross7108]

yeah so accurate that goes thru your nickers

[@avery-grace2793]

Lmao none of the audience laughed when her hair suddenly changed cuz they didn’t have the luxury of comedic timing that the cameras provide

[@justsayhannahhh3403]

"There are only seven bags in this entire county" this literally gave me the chills 😂😂😂

[@chloe.greynolds2695]

MY KITCHEN IS FARM THEMED AND MY BATHROOM IS SEA THEMED I HATE MYSELF

[@brennaconnolly7801]

MINE TOO

[@stambayheere1283]

THE CUT HAS CHOSE YOU

[@stambayheere1283]

THE TIME IS UPON US

[@CayoteCavegirl]

Is there any other theme for a bathroom?

[@RaeisAwkward]

Oh my god my bathroom is seaside themed and our kitchen is farm themed 😂😂😂

[@reverendband9530]

My kitchen if farm themed... My bathroom is out house... I live on a farm. Yet, my chickens have this cut... 😂

[@angeldavis9921]

Yes, but do you have THE CUT????.?

[@inquisition3173]

my bathroom is in my kitchen and the theme is poverty.

[@angeldavis9921]

Inquisition31 How efficient. You can do "two" things at once!!

[@adeline7997]

TP2001 Why is your comment so funny to me? Lol

[@nyxkey4046]

It's like watching an Ira Levin adaptation gone wrong lol great cast

[@muna712boulos]

3:25 “ There are only seven bags in this county” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FEMUSA]

my mom has this haircut....

[@presleypaige5144]

fem-usa ILLUMANATI CONFIRMED!!!1!11!

[@ChristopherLorde]

padparadscha has the cut

[@eved.2173]

Same!😂

[@yeehaw3041]

Mine too 😂

[@jeannie341]

fem-usa all mom's have this hair-cut...lol

[@abueloorgulloso]

When I saw this sketch I about died laughing! This is so hilariously true it's scary lol! When my wife and I were dating, she made fun of her moms hair and how suburban housewife her parents home was. Before having kids we both happily lived like pigs. Fast forward 20 some odd years later, our kids exclaimed "The inside of your house looks like a Pottery Barn explosion!" And my wife also has "The Cut" with platinum blonde highlights 😂! I just can't wait to show her this!! 😂😂😂

[@MrPopo877]

Superfly everyguy yes, this sketch is hella funny and your comment.

[@fivesix3868]

😂😂 Is this universally true??!

[@pieandpep9136]

If you show her this, you may die 😄

[@Mel-pb5xw]

five six universally? No. But pretty darn common, especially in certain places...

[@zeepack]

@@fivesix3868 Not outside USA.

[@spyninja1456]

2:05 Vanessa’s reading of “I need soap in the shape of a flip flop” is sooo good

[@enderz1341]

The "cut" is to keep grabby little baby hands from tearing it out at the roots. But the sketch is still hilarious ^_^

[@katemiller7874]

Thank goodness I used a pony tail.

[@abdulwasey3506]

People make fun of it but " the cut" is very practical for raising small children because it doesn't bother you when you're breastfeeding or cleaning their diaper etc.

[@brandymcevoy2481]

@@abdulwasey3506 I have 4 children. I would never cut my hair super short like this.

[@nealcomstock1958]

@@brandymcevoy2481 why? It’s hot

[@brandymcevoy2481]

@@nealcomstock1958 haha stop. It's not.

[@TheJohnCube]

There are only 7 bags in this entire county oh my gosh I swear I only watch this for her 😂😂😂

[@petermetothomassen1205]

You realize she didn't write it, right? Anyone else in the sketch could have been given that line.

[@ekalbach999]

Bathrooms are oceans, but kitchens are farms... Rules to live by 😂

[@Octgirl1]

+starkidgranger3eva I do, I do.

[@kurtreber9813]

one theme helps you go, the other helps you cook. makes sense.

[@djpegao]

Ohmygosh the candle thing is soooooo on point. My aunt's all used to have that exact setup and yes, they never light up the candle

[@BioYuGi]

I like how starting at 4:02, you can see the reflection in the clock where Brie is working to get the wig properly on her head.

[@cheesecake134]

"Soft waterfall in the front, but knives in the back" Someone give Cecily Strong her own show. Her delivery is always perfect.

[@cheesecake134]

***** Yes please!

[@keikosah8254]

not a mom but the farm theme kitchen, beach bathroom, I even started collecting decorative candles. I'm losing the battle!

[@sophovot5079]

*The cut is upon you!*

[@Dysteleologist]

ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ, ＳＩＳＴＥＲ！

[@treyonay]

Sahara Natasha When I'm going to the store with my friend, or mom. I look at decorations...I BOUGHT a globe!!!! It's black, with gold writing on it saying "Love makes the world go round" I put it on my bookcase of books that I don't read!!!! I watch the Real, and Wendy Williams' Show. Not to mention, Lifetime movies are always playing.....I'm only 17 For God's sake, I look at dressers, and chairs, and beds when I'm shopping with a friend

[@RedDragon770]

YOU ALREADY HAVE THE CUT!

[@uniqueusername_]

THE CUT! THE CUT! THE CUT!

[@angelconstantino6551]

I love the eye contact they have with the script sign😆

[@dayangmarikit6860]

Yes, I like that they're not looking at each other directly... it looks like they're in a trance.

[@lyssums]

This is the skit that got me watching SNL again. Now I am a loyal fan!

[@emmarowe4681]

Anyone actually creeped out by this

[@connorh4391]

Yup

[@chooseyourcharacter2698]

Slightly, but I was laughing so hard through this entire thing. My mom actually has this exact same hair cut and I've never seen her without it. I'm going to show her this skit

[@brama100]

A Sofa: Did you show your mom yet? Has she agreed to grow it out and get some extensions or a wig in the meantime?

[@chooseyourcharacter2698]

I haven't shown it to her yet. I'll wait until her next visit, maybe (its funny, though, because she actually looks really good with that hairstyle)

[@sarahwhite8991]

Achually yes but I just got my hair cut not exactly like this but much longer in the front but short in the back still kind of creepy though lol

[@biohazard429]

"Why do you need soap in the shape of a flip flop?" Lol, its for the guests that will never come

[@Luke-me8cf]

biohazard429 you act like they’d be allowed to use the decorative soap

[@veggiesaremurder]

And you're NEVER ALLOWED TO USE IT!!!

[@dawnsmith6699]

Its werid I was a family dollar before I watched this, and i seen a sandle candle....its real it's out there .....beware.

[@alinaalin8911]

Huge Endgame spoiler: this is weird..............so thats how captain marvel gets a haircut in Endgame

[@anureet123]

This skit gave me flashbacks of these flip flop candles we had when I was like 7, there were three of them and none of them matched

[@danielb6766]

3:22 The way she keeps talking while gazing straight a head always gets me 😂😂

[@dilianafarias4503]

Sasheer looks amazinggg in the cut 😍 unironically super cute

[@blckstarbeautypurpleprint2153]

Yes! I got "the cut" after trying to match my bedroom curtains with the bed sheets. 😂

[@fivesix3868]

😂😂

[@Zeldarw104]

hello!!😂

[@betty5671]

It was your time...😱😱😱😱

[@lukeskywalkerjediknight2.013]

xD

[@GregorBarclay]

"There are only seven bags in this entire county." They seem to give McKinnon the best lines, even in the ensemble pieces...

[@TRal55]

+Gregor Barclay No, she just knows how to sell them so that they become the best lines

[@christater5540]

+Gregor Barclay Is that a reference, or is it just a badass line?

[@shellbug3100]

+Tarryl Benedetto...I just took notice to her last night. so I binged watched snl-lol- she's got some mad skills...

[@Octgirl1]

+Shellbug-Michelle Greene You are so right. She is so talented. I wonder how the haters of Lesbians and her male counterparts don't realize how much talent is out there in their community. They give so much to the world.

[@shellbug3100]

Omg!! Watching her do the near-death experience & ufo abduction was almost more then could take!! They were all losing it on there!! It's her best work!!!

[@jpperkins22]

3:43 fix him a plate

[@a.walters123]

Apparently I need to get the cut because my house is everything described in this skit 😂

[@MrsPaulina098]

THE CUT IS AMONG US.

[@becca1783]

lol

[@jknewb6276]

Paulina Florast THE CUT IS UPON US* 3:49

[@jordanjohnson4472]

WHAT’S IN MOTION CAN NOT BE UNDONE

[@isaacsilva8045]

So glad my mom never had that haircut

[@kayladavis4811]

IKR

[@GothEvilButterfly91]

+Isaac Silva My mom got a hair cut like that but before she was a mom she had super long hair like Landry Blender.

[@depiscean16]

+Isaac Silva My mom never had that cut but we definitely had that ocean front bathroom, lol!

[@cosmeticbeautyqueen8782]

my mom never had anything from this video

[@mostlyzaye]

samee

[@BNJA5M1N3]

Mine happened when my kid was one...I was watching the passions soap opera and Sheridan's hair cut called to me. Looks just like their haircuts

[@Angelalyrics22]

I literally laughed by shouted to this "and you know what this room needs a big bowl of fake fruit" lol. Like every mum...😅

[@darkwolf9440]

My dad has this haircut...

[@Turdferguson90]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣picture or lies

[@emeraldpilgrimfireuma]

Hairdresser keeps wanting to cut my husband's hair like this.

[@JoyFoolActs2035]

😂😂😂

[@beatricebee4809]

😂😂😂

[@grecomic]

Your dad is Rod Stewart??!!!

[@elf1090]

"in that moment, i knew that my bathroom was the ocean"

[@Sam-mh4mc]

I am not even a mom but I can relate to the accuracy of this skit

[@bo2720]

2:05 lollllll I dont know why but that was so random and the best part. By the way anyone knows who the cutie son is that randomly comes in ?

[@jennterry6977]

"You will go to the beach but only shop!" I hated that when I was a kid. All the moms wanted to do was go to outlet malls on vacation, lol..

[@jadarende6818]

Jenn Terry My step-mother and my aunt do that and never understand why I don’t want to go too (I’m a mom of 4 and will never get the cut!).

[@shivermetimbers6147]

she seeks clarity only the cut can provide hahaha

[@haydnsaunders983]

1:27 I completely blanked out I can’t remember a thing, it wasn’t until later when I was washing the blood of my hands I even new they were DEAD.

[@ella6716]

This aged nicely.

[@ricecatgaming]

Like wine or sourdogh

[@chilapox3]

Farm kitchens and ocean bathrooms are dumb but saving gift bags is just not being wasteful. .. wait.. where did I learn that? Oh yeah. my mom.

[@MsZoedog66]

Do you have a sudden urge to get hair cut like a soft waterfall in the front and sharp knives in the back? lol

[@ethantuttle6181]

Matt G ?

[@Lalan396]

Ethan Tuttle - he got the cut