Baby Shower - SNL

[@trunphin]

This room totally needs a Live. Laugh. Love. sign on the wall.

[@FrozenFireWizard]

trunphin No joke but my mom did that to our living room

[@noriakikakyoin8587]

And the "With God, anything is possible!"

[@kiras8759]

lol thats a post 2013 trend heavily. The south I'm sure has Bible quotes

[@harshmnr]

And also one that says something like "I love relaxing with my family by the beach" even though the family doesn't live anywhere near a beach. ~:~

[@kiras8759]

@@harshmnr lol

[@asmryousleepy]

"There are only 7 bags in this entire county", was my favorite line of the skit. Made me laugh so hard!

[@jeannette8882]

Omg same XDDD

[@ajeetsingh1822]

So only seven women can be pregnant at a time.

[@nicolassundara9568]

@@ajeetsingh1822 silly boy, he tries to find explanations only the cut can provide.

[@zerjiozerjio]

Seriously!!! That's was brilliant! (and accurate)

[@wangwang2211]

Not just the line but the way she says it. Really bring up the cult vibe.

[@lorieharris2776]

My salon in town has a SNL print hanging on one of the display mirrors of "The Cut." I about died laughing when I saw it. Then my hair dresser told me. "Only a few people get the joke but that's actually one of our best sellers. "

[@liltimmytimstatistics3809]

I wish I could go to that salon

[@laumur302]

That haircut peaked about 2008. Not really relevant anymore...

[@fangirl365]

Laurel HL The Karens of the world would disagree lol

[@swegkilla2015]

Laurel HL *the Karen’s would like to speak to the manager*

[@ceeset5472]

@@laumur302 I know right?! Thank goodness 😂

[@supermilkguy]

I love Aidy's line reading of "what's in motion cannot be undone."

[@kennybegeske8824]

Aidy Bryant Is A Silver Slipper

[@Buzz0Killington]

SAME!

[@irinaivanovic9792]

That was SO FUNNY!

[@MaxOakland]

Me too! She has great line readings

[@jordinstephens9355]

“She seeks clarity only the cut can provide” lmaooooo

[@chermebrownsauce8049]

looolllll

[@dropkickmurphy4114]

Sounds like a cult!

[@mickeydiamond803]

The cut 😂

[@lollipopsfordays3610]

@@dropkickmurphy4114 the cut Cult

[@EricaRichter28]

I liked that line haha

[@snellatlums]

The need to make one for dads called "The Gut"

[@clairegheill2944]

Gradiator that would be interesting

[@rachelcookie321]

Except literally every mum has this haircut and some dads are actually fit

[@I.luv.my.choppa]

Rachelcookie321, sorry ma’am that is incorrect.

[@rachelcookie321]

big pimpin two of my friends dads are very fit.

[@I.luv.my.choppa]

Rachelcookie321 ok

[@susieboo22]

God, the bag thing is so true. When I was a kid, my friends and I circulated through the same 5 gift bags for years because our moms would be like, "Save it, it can be used again!" We called it the Sisterhood of the Travelling Gift Bag.

[@edenlobb4431]

I just finished folding all the bags up from my first baby shower....it begins

[@tirsden]

I'm not sure the gift bags ever made it out of the house.

[@OGitGirlJess]

Susan Mesler-Evans I had to stop myself the other day because I was doing it! I was like “ummmm snap out of it honey you’re becoming you’re mother’s generation, we do not need to save these gift bags, we can buy more.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chandrare2651]

Why wouldn’t you reuse perfectly good gift bags?

[@cvijet22]

@@OGitGirlJess well actually it's way better for the environment. Why does this society have to be so wasteful? Because you can,?

[@vivalapluto2501]

I showed this to my mom because I figured she would find it funny, and she ended up telling me that when I was born she got a similar hair cut and we just ended up staring at each other in silence

[@Tabby.cat2]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@no_peace]

Hahaha

[@lholland8227]

This might just have been the most awkward thing I’ve ever heard of...

[@kris0369]

Lol

[@redskin120768]

Funnyy

[@StephanieDev]

*"There are only 7 BAGS in this entire COUNTY!"*

[@alicelu5691]

Hi! I had to cut poverty in the school gymnasium a paper bag....

[@JJgetshit]

same lmao it was alright until that line then i got stitches

[@_politefrog_8892]

My mom does that shit and I’ve started to do the same thing because I don’t want to buy new bags! WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!

[@firefoxx8093]

I don't get it...can someone please help a guy out and explain the joke here? Sorry and thank you!

[@charlessloane]

@@firefoxx8093 I am afraid that without the cut you will never understand.

[@flutterbutter890]

didn't even realize that they all had the same hair until the said it in the beginning

[@J.Evans_Official]

Me either lol

[@algerianfoodies2389]

same

[@elimyers9413]

Same hahaha

[@teresacirillo3582]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@luminatron]

Side effects of the cut include severe urge to speak to the manager.

[@mpc13]

😂😂😂

[@sams_not_here]

And taking the kids

[@OGitGirlJess]

Trinitrotoluene Monomania lmfao!

[@mominor6913]

LOL LOL YES

[@Sunshine134chick]

😂😂😂😂

[@PumpkinMozie]

“My doctor told me I couldn’t get pregnant unless I had sex with my husband, which I NEVER have, and NEVER will” hahahahaha best line

[@Random-xw1fg]

What is the name of the actress who said this line? I love her.

[@amandahallman1091]

@Random-xw1fg Leslie Jones

[@Random-xw1fg]

@@amandahallman1091 🌷

[@MrDino1953]

It’s just her way of saying she had an extra-marital affair, got pregnant and a haircut.

[@Bollywoodlover100]

i would actually pay money to see a horror story about “the cut”

[@Stinkfly3]

Me too.

[@Voltron4500]

Theres already a movie on that, its called the stephord wives

[@mackinzielizabeth872]

Yesssss

[@amyshoemaker8430]

Me too honisty kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIHMo6mQr6x5eKc

[@saanasalonen8684]

now im not going to be happy until i see that movie!

[@pinkbutterfly413]

this video was an eye opener from me because my mom has the cut and my house has an ocean bathroom and farm kitchen

[@baybae92]

fucking SAME

[@calypso8845]

pinkbutterfly413 my mom doesn't have the cut but our kitchen is farm themed and oUR BATHROOM IS OCEAN THEMED

[@ascent8487]

Ha. I never had anything like that but my mom does have a version of the cut. My auntie is a lot like this woman though. Ocean bathroom since I was little. But seashell soap not flip flop. And a vineyard themed kitchen. That’s pretty close to farm right? She’s had the cut since the 60s. She got the cut as a teen.

[@souptime23]

I have an Asian mom. She doesn't do anything like this.

[@Hinatachan360]

@@souptime23 My mom was Asian and she had the cut.

[@loganpaulfan697]

“ a big bowl of fake fruit” *looks at the exact same thing in front of me*

[@Be1New2You3]

Moonstar Plays 🙀

[@AngelofMusic04]

But do you go to the beach only to shop?

[@girlscanbedrummers5449]

Mary Ann stout 💇🔺👀

[@Satanabi]

Omggg..I laughed pretty hard on this comment

[@otterz4u]

The cut has found you!

[@Tinymoezzy]

My mom became a mom when she went into a Michael's and bought a sign that says "my family is messy and loved" She literally got the cut a week later and still has it.

[@ZeeZee9]

Lmao!

[@johnjohnson3709]

Waterfall in the front and daggers in the back. Who wouldn’t want that?

[@brucevarnes978]

she seeks clarity only the cut can provide

[@spongeylocks123]

"There are only 7 bags in this entire county" Kate is one of SNL's best ever actors 😂😂

[@electraheart7745]

True.

[@samsam8005]

Yeah, she delivers her lines with such fluidity. Unfortunately, that can't be said about the rest of today's snl lineup.

[@johnchessant3012]

I died at that line xD

[@idkhow]

i spit milk all over my keyboard

[@orbitalpudding3420]

That is the truest thing I've heard all day. Kate slays everything.

[@MeredithHagan]

Props to the SNL wig makers for constructing all of those “The Cut” pieces.

[@dawnsmith6699]

What prop there all real hun.....lol.

[@dawnsmith6699]

@Carl John it was a joke but besides black women wear wigs&weaves.

[@melodi2036]

@@dawnsmith6699 actually people of all races wear wigs and "extensions". Most of the SNL actors are wearing wigs in most of the sketches

[@Bunneh8002]

700

[@joshuachoy7887]

Next thing she knew her name was Karen, she had 3 kids, and she wanted to see the manager.

[@aerialrose]

My name is Karen, I have 3 kids, I wanted to see the manager...and I think I got the cut as a 2nd grade teacher but decided to grow it out several months ago and never cut it again, so it's no longer the cut. ^_~ Yeah, I'm good. Who needs it? o_O hehe ha ha ha woooo, SAVE ME FRIEND FROM EVER GETTING THE CUT AGAIN OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@BlutigeTranen]

All while drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte

[@stevent5229]

And she became an anti vaxxer

[@ContentMadame]

And bought counterfeit UGGs from a vendor at the flea market.

[@MWDoom]

@@aerialrose The first step to recovery is acceptance. Unfortunately the 2nd step to recovery is not ever haven gotten the cut.

[@laurenring9721]

“What’s in motion cannot be undone” why was that such a profound line

[@gamerguy6179]

cause Tolkien said that , Lord of the rings .

[@starcherry6814]

“And then one day something will break inside of you” Oh wow!

[@katiedavis6423]

Star Cherry. Too late! I'm already completely broken inside for a different reason.

[@jamtrini2546]

The imagery LOL

[@jamesnm21]

@@katiedavis6423 that sucks. Life is a crap shoot. Maybe you'll get better.

[@sleepedits8854]

Everyone is saying something about being depressed but my first thought was, "that's what she said"

[@kimberlysimpson5978]

😳 i have an anchor in my bathroom and a “farm fresh” sign in my kitchen.... oh no i think it’s time😨

[@MsZoedog66]

He he - does it count if you have 2 signs in your kitchen? One saying 'espresso yourself', the other saying 'shopping is the answer. who cares what the question is?' lol

[@TheSoulAlchemist22]

I have a little wooden sign in my kitchen with a pig saying "dont go bacon my heart." oh no!!!

[@FreshTechProd]

The Cut The Cut The Cut The Cut THE CUT! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@transendentemcorp]

Do you want... *chuckles quietly*... to speak to the manager?

[@HappyMuffinsSister]

The cut is upon us...

[@TMIDiva]

I know these women! Aren't they the ones you see at 10 a.m. in Target?

[@hdee9206]

nice one

[@buzztree9123]

Oh gosh yes...usually freshly off their meds...with yoga/work out shirts and pants, neon nike shoes, a stroller in tow....gossiping on their iphones *the horror*

[@SpoonsForks]

+starbucks frapp

[@bhermoth]

yup and dont forget about the minivan that has stick figure family on the back

[@70goldtop]

I always thought it would be hilarious with the stick family on the minivan to have the wife and about ten kids lined up and two dogs and a cat and then have the dad at the end hanging from a noose...

[@victoriastang]

I finally allowed my husband to throw away some of my gift bags when we moved. It was one of the most painful days of my life. However, he has been instructed to shoot me if I ever mention getting my hair cut like this.

[@damonfoster3592]

😂😂😂😂

[@iabandonedthechanneld7738]

That sounds like my step-mom, she has so many plastic bags in a closet sometimes it comes in handy because we have 8 pets and a baby in the house, but we don't need them that often she just won't get rid of them

[@nightmaster6381]

Did you not pay attention to the skit?! "Once it is in motion it cant be turned back." Your husband might want to lawyer up quick.

[@victoriastang]

@@nightmaster6381 Hahaha!

[@kimcapri9178]

Lol, Victoria. My husband has almost given up on me. My need to collect glass bottles as doomsday storage vessels or craft projects is a story he stopped buying 4 years ago.

[@praveenfrancis5535]

Huge Endgame spoiler: this is weird..............so thats how captain marvel gets a haircut in Endgame

[@jayseasonevanoff]

But went wrong supposedly

[@lakrids-pibe]

Thor got the cut in Ragnarok

[@afarensis9720]

That something that broke inside her was Thanos' snap. She got the cut the next day

[@musicaladdiction2388]

Wtf

[@devywevy2025]

Omg

[@sbls1114]

Here in Europe, that cut is known as “The American Linda”

[@paytonk2910]

I knew a mom named Linda with that haircut 😂😂😂

[@morganalayna4247]

It’s KAREN. you really need to educate yourself on American culture.

[@jorgegarcia3635]

💀💀💀

[@green_grass2428]

Clorox Bleach I love your user

[@scottw9318]

@@morganalayna4247 He said "here in Europe. That is a different place than America. *points to Europe on a map*

[@Thompame]

I think its 50% shortening your hair makes it harder for kids to grab and 50% less physical maintenance because you lose time in the morning getting said kids ready.

[@maximillianlylat1589]

Also less of a hassle.

[@actuallyterry]

I sense that you have The Cut.

[@zuesincoming676]

Makes sense.

[@DaarkDestiny]

I think a ponytail is much less maintenance than having to feather this coiff and spray it to Jesus lol. No one in my family has "the cut", and everyone except me has atleast two kids that are in close proximity in age lol. I think a lot of women just genuinely like it lol. I also think that short hair "styles" are very limited. So if you show your hairdresser what you want, you're still probably going to wind up with this particular hair cut lol 😂😂😂

[@Zormac]

You look for clarity that only the cut can provice

[@christianconniff2445]

"I woke up in the parking lot of a Marshalls HomeGoods, holding a rustic, yet simple sign..."

[@audreylewise]

that said Live, laugh, love

[@kimf442]

@@audreylewise 😂😂😂

[@hannb99]

I'm scared by how accurate this is

[@rockyross7108]

yeah so accurate that goes thru your nickers

[@lwgoinghome]

waterfall in the front and game of thrones in the back

[@divinecommerce6760]

lwgoinghome and flip flop soap... 😂

[@thatmanplayzmc1511]

The karen ritual This how all karens are born

[@Stinkfly3]

Except Karen Smith. She’s an exception.

[@zekeross6542]

Mom not karen Having slipper soap is middle age mom Asking for a refund because it lost its shape after a few uses is karem

[@royroos8036]

Came here for this comment. Even though its 11 months later, so you can see that Karens are timeless

[@zak9678]

NOBODY LIKE THIS COMMENT ANYMORE, KEEP IT AT 666, ITS MORE DEVILISH THIS WAY

[@canyonmoon3773]

I Exist 244 likes later:

[@larajames9524]

Sasheer is absolutely hysterical in this! The delivery of “I don’t like music.” is so perfect

[@roxanesen345]

she’s so matter of fact about it and no one laughed 😭

[@user-wi9hv2pb2q]

My favorite part, she's just so firm about it. 😂

[@RM-nl9es]

A yes the "may I speak to a manager" haircut

[@hdee9206]

nice

[@SquirrelForce]

Lol so true

[@pearlweaver5314]

+SquirrelForce.

[@SquirrelForce]

+Pearl Weaver.

[@jennterry6977]

Yep

[@lifewithBunmi]

THE CUT, THE CUT, THE CUT!!!

[@AnnaLena927]

Connect the cuts connect the cuts connect the cuts

[@maxxbills8008]

I read this seconds before they started saying it omg

[@thesarcasticshu4409]

Anna Lena Connecticut?

[@TheJohnCube]

There are only 7 bags in this entire county oh my gosh I swear I only watch this for her 😂😂😂

[@petermetothomassen1205]

You realize she didn't write it, right? Anyone else in the sketch could have been given that line.

[@billyeveryteen7328]

My mom saves gift bags, and she hates it when I ask her for one that's going to a non-family member because she knows she's not getting that bag back.

[@GlowySweetFabulous]

😂😂😂

[@luiserenner7147]

This cannot be true

[@ambergraves798]

This comment is so accurate to me and my family as well! 😂 It can be a little heartbreaking having to actually use one of your cherished collection for the purpose it was specifically intended for! What an absurd feeling/situation lol! 🤣

[@cheesecake134]

"Soft waterfall in the front, but knives in the back" Someone give Cecily Strong her own show. Her delivery is always perfect.

[@cheesecake134]

***** Yes please!

[@missalyssaray2298]

My mom calls it the "PTA mom" or "can I speak to the manager" cut

[@author_tiffany_dionne]

MissAlyssaRay22 Lol!

[@osagbovoeghaghe1345]

haha

[@LaceyMyriah]

Yes! And her name is always Becky!

[@tarielkaroldan4106]

The fact that they're not looking at her while speaking makes it better, like they're brainwashed

[@dayangmarikit6860]

I was thinking the same.

[@aualga]

Are you sure it might not have something to do with the fact they are so obviously reading cue cards?

[@tarielkaroldan4106]

@@aualga sure, but it's still eerie, given what's happening in the sketch

[@aualga]

@@tarielkaroldan4106 Fair enough.

[@sumaameri]

i thought this too XD kept remembering the movie "the stepford wives" XD

[@lucyb2593]

"There are only seven bags in this entire county" 😂

[@benrichardson3609]

The bag thing is unbelievably accurate.😂

[@amber71dawn]

+Ben Richardson Gift bags are expensive, young man. Oh no...I feel "The Cut" has chosen me.

[@penelopepitstop762]

+amber71dawn lol I admit I reuse gift bags, but I don't have "the cut"... yet!

[@amber71dawn]

Penelope Pitstop AH HA! That's what someone about to be chosen by "The Cut" would say. ;)

[@GenevieveThornton]

+Penelope Pitstop be worried when you start saving tissue paper. I've actually seen it happen...it was bad 😒

[@SoCalSand]

+GenevieveThornton I've saved bags and tissue paper since I was a teenager. The cut will never have me!

[@blaisewinterhalter2758]

I love Kate lmao "THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN BAGS...."

[@DeathnoteBB]

“Bathrooms are oceans, but the kitchen is a farm.” I laughed out loud also why is this true for so many houses

[@keikosah8254]

not a mom but the farm theme kitchen, beach bathroom, I even started collecting decorative candles. I'm losing the battle!

[@sophovot5079]

*The cut is upon you!*

[@Dysteleologist]

ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ, ＳＩＳＴＥＲ！

[@treyonay]

Sahara Natasha When I'm going to the store with my friend, or mom. I look at decorations...I BOUGHT a globe!!!! It's black, with gold writing on it saying "Love makes the world go round" I put it on my bookcase of books that I don't read!!!! I watch the Real, and Wendy Williams' Show. Not to mention, Lifetime movies are always playing.....I'm only 17 For God's sake, I look at dressers, and chairs, and beds when I'm shopping with a friend

[@RedDragon770]

YOU ALREADY HAVE THE CUT!

[@uniqueusername_]

THE CUT! THE CUT! THE CUT!

[@blckstarbeautypurpleprint2153]

Yes! I got "the cut" after trying to match my bedroom curtains with the bed sheets. 😂

[@fivesix3868]

😂😂

[@Zeldarw104]

hello!!😂

[@betty5671]

It was your time...😱😱😱😱

[@lukeskywalkerjediknight2.013]

xD

[@LarryPhischman]

It's also called the "Can I Speak to the Manager" cut.

[@TheDivineMsM23]

there's also the more severe "I demand to see a manager" cut. ( Kate Gosling hair from John and Kate Plus 8)

[@GenevieveThornton]

+TheDivineMsM23 ew, she did have the cut!

[@007NowOnline]

+Larry Phischman LMFAO!!! So frakking true.

[@hankypanda]

the bag thing… my sister and mom and I had been passing the same Xmas gift bag back and forth for years. it’s a penguin holding an ornament, small in size. I never expect to see it again, but always get it back. ❤

[@pollypockets508]

A penguin you say?

[@suzanner1630]

​@pollypockets508 is the penguin your "animal" as they said in tge sequel to the cut

[@hankypanda]

LMAO yes. now that you mentioning it, whatever is in that bag is usually penguin or bird themed. @@suzanner1630

[@biohazard429]

"Why do you need soap in the shape of a flip flop?" Lol, its for the guests that will never come

[@Luke-me8cf]

biohazard429 you act like they’d be allowed to use the decorative soap

[@veggiesarefruits]

And you're NEVER ALLOWED TO USE IT!!!

[@dawnsmith6699]

Its werid I was a family dollar before I watched this, and i seen a sandle candle....its real it's out there .....beware.

[@alinaalin8911]

Huge Endgame spoiler: this is weird..............so thats how captain marvel gets a haircut in Endgame

[@anureet123]

This skit gave me flashbacks of these flip flop candles we had when I was like 7, there were three of them and none of them matched

[@RaeisAwkward]

Oh my god my bathroom is seaside themed and our kitchen is farm themed 😂😂😂

[@reverendband9530]

My kitchen if farm themed... My bathroom is out house... I live on a farm. Yet, my chickens have this cut... 😂

[@angeldavis9921]

Yes, but do you have THE CUT????.?

[@inquisition3173]

my bathroom is in my kitchen and the theme is poverty.

[@angeldavis9921]

Inquisition31 How efficient. You can do "two" things at once!!

[@adeline7997]

TP2001 Why is your comment so funny to me? Lol

[@chilapox3]

Farm kitchens and ocean bathrooms are dumb but saving gift bags is just not being wasteful. .. wait.. where did I learn that? Oh yeah. my mom.

[@MsZoedog66]

Do you have a sudden urge to get hair cut like a soft waterfall in the front and sharp knives in the back? lol

[@ethantuttle6181]

Matt G ?

[@Lalan396]

Ethan Tuttle - he got the cut

[@IanWilken]

"The bathroom is an ocean but the kitchen is a farm" 😂😂😂

[@kimcapri9178]

Lol@ pig in a chef's hat. I felt that. I resisted the urge to buy one 3 years ago.

[@cheeseducks9118]

And the playroom is always the messiest thing you've ever seen in your goddamn life

[@elf1090]

"in that moment, i knew that my bathroom was the ocean"

[@abueloorgulloso]

When I saw this sketch I about died laughing! This is so hilariously true it's scary lol! When my wife and I were dating, she made fun of her moms hair and how suburban housewife her parents home was. Before having kids we both happily lived like pigs. Fast forward 20 some odd years later, our kids exclaimed "The inside of your house looks like a Pottery Barn explosion!" And my wife also has "The Cut" with platinum blonde highlights 😂! I just can't wait to show her this!! 😂😂😂

[@MrPopo877]

Superfly everyguy yes, this sketch is hella funny and your comment.

[@fivesix3868]

😂😂 Is this universally true??!

[@pieandpep9136]

If you show her this, you may die 😄

[@Mel-pb5xw]

five six universally? No. But pretty darn common, especially in certain places...

[@zeepack]

@@fivesix3868 Not outside USA.

[@apperusenpai]

"There are only 7 bags in this entire county." I swear to god this is what it felt like growing up for me! Every single gift bag we owned came from someone else, and every so often, that bag would circle back to us. And I bet most of those moms had the cut.

[@Scipio488]

There are a handful of perfect skits in SNL's history. This is one of them.

[@FEMUSA]

my mom has this haircut....

[@presleypaige5144]

fem-usa ILLUMANATI CONFIRMED!!!1!11!

[@C-Lorde]

padparadscha has the cut

[@eved.2173]

Same!😂

[@yeehaw3041]

Mine too 😂

[@jeannie341]

fem-usa all mom's have this hair-cut...lol

[@screamcheeese7175]

Oh dear. I already have lighthouses in my bathroom. And I'm not even in a relationship lmao

[@micksmom2293]

+Felicia London The cut has chosen you....

[@Fifth.Amendment]

+micksmom2 😂😂😂

[@Amari37-x1o]

yeah right

[@ButtahscotchKisses]

Felicia London that's my plan and I'm single no kids. my bathroom would be sea theme with pictures of mermaids and soap shaped like sea horses. kitchen red and black with roosters 😥

[@passthelimejuice]

You're just sinking yourself further with the use of the word "Oh, dear".

[@goodneighborsw]

i'm crying because this is the haircut my mom used to have and she is exactly like this lmao

[@teetimewisdom90]

I had this cut after I had my daughter in the year 2000, I didn’t want to believe it until my husband showed me old pictures! Hilarious 🤣

[@shivermetimbers6147]

she seeks clarity only the cut can provide hahaha

[@jennterry6977]

"You will go to the beach but only shop!" I hated that when I was a kid. All the moms wanted to do was go to outlet malls on vacation, lol..

[@jadarende6818]

Jenn Terry My step-mother and my aunt do that and never understand why I don’t want to go too (I’m a mom of 4 and will never get the cut!).

[@belladonna7419]

Never saved a gift bag in my life...I got married and pregnant... At the gender reveal I was trying to open a bag full of balloons to reveal the gender of the baby... With my excitement I was about to rip it and husband says... No don't rip it thats a big bag to save. I looked at him puzzled and ripped it anyways. Baby girl! Then I find myself a few months later at my baby shower and see how beautiful these bags are especially from my mother in law... I asked her where she found a bag that beautiful and she just smirked.. asked my husband and he says she has hundreds stored... I started folding the bag and storing them in another nice bag. Ah that's where the saving of the bag came from with my husband... Fast forward to a year later and I have a huge collection of gift bags 🤦#somethingsnapped

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

Congratulations, you're a mum. xD

[@theveganvillainess]

Gift bags are expensive, it's economical to save them.

[@yellooh]

Well narrated

[@A2ADK]

The Vegan Villainess also like.. you know... for the environment.. reduce, re-use, recycle ♻️

[@SirEriol]

The Stepford Bags.

[@annenixda4800]

I never thought about my German mum as the stereotypical 'mom' from American shows... but seeing this... I realised my mum has a sea-themed bathroom with a little lighthouse, several rustic signs in her kitchen, and loves inspirational quotes and funny magnets. Although her 'cut' is slightly different (not nearly as short), it's definitely THE CUT for German mums...

[@shahranhussain6037]

what is in motion, cannot be undone

[@cheeseducks9118]

No little German mom! Don't get the cut! OH MEIN GOTT! ZIS CUTTEN MAKES ME VANT TO SCHPEAK TO ZE MANEGHHER

[@TheChoralist]

“Then why are you folding that bag”🤣🤣🤣 I have that stupid habit I never wanna throw any bag away lmao

[@candi6642]

It's not really stupid though, they're expensive and you don't use them for anything but briefly for looks. Throwing them away is wasteful, it's responsible to recycle. Still cracked me up, especially the only 7 bags in the county part!

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

I save all bags and all cardboard boxes lol.

[@Snugdajoina]

There are only seven bags in this entire county. That is hilarious!

[@ekalbach999]

Bathrooms are oceans, but kitchens are farms... Rules to live by 😂

[@Octgirl1]

+starkidgranger3eva I do, I do.

[@kurtreber9813]

one theme helps you go, the other helps you cook. makes sense.

[@songbird6414]

Alternate title: Brie Larson desperately tries to avoid becoming a Karen for 5 minutes straight

[@shahranhussain6037]

but the cut was upon her

[@roadhouse6999]

They don't choose the mom life, the mom life choose them.

[@The_Notorious_N.O.E.]

Unfortunately it's also the "I want to talk to the manager" hair cut.

[@ninjapanda6204]

No it isnt, cant you even get your lame memes straight

[@rellytoonanimations2292]

@@ninjapanda6204 lmao yes it is

[@leaf6356]

@@rellytoonanimations2292 no, it's not. The Cut and the Karen cut are very different. people who don't pay attention to details such as yourself and the OP, can't see that and that's okay.

[@darkwolf9440]

My dad has this haircut...

[@Turdferguson90]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣picture or lies

[@emeraldpilgrimfireuma]

Hairdresser keeps wanting to cut my husband's hair like this.

[@JoyFoolActs2035]

😂😂😂

[@beatricebee4809]

😂😂😂

[@grecomic]

Your dad is Rod Stewart??!!!

[@luvvlymorrigan]

Why is this oddly relaxing? They’re all just explaining the cut and it’s abilities-

[@GregorBarclay]

"There are only seven bags in this entire county." They seem to give McKinnon the best lines, even in the ensemble pieces...

[@TRal55]

+Gregor Barclay No, she just knows how to sell them so that they become the best lines

[@christater5540]

+Gregor Barclay Is that a reference, or is it just a badass line?

[@shellbug3100]

+Tarryl Benedetto...I just took notice to her last night. so I binged watched snl-lol- she's got some mad skills...

[@Octgirl1]

+Shellbug-Michelle Greene You are so right. She is so talented. I wonder how the haters of Lesbians and her male counterparts don't realize how much talent is out there in their community. They give so much to the world.

[@shellbug3100]

Omg!! Watching her do the near-death experience & ufo abduction was almost more then could take!! They were all losing it on there!! It's her best work!!!

[@kt-xy5zo]

Holy shit this is so accurate.

[@emmarowe4681]

Anyone actually creeped out by this

[@connorh4391]

Yup

[@chooseyourcharacter2698]

Slightly, but I was laughing so hard through this entire thing. My mom actually has this exact same hair cut and I've never seen her without it. I'm going to show her this skit

[@brama100]

A Sofa: Did you show your mom yet? Has she agreed to grow it out and get some extensions or a wig in the meantime?

[@chooseyourcharacter2698]

I haven't shown it to her yet. I'll wait until her next visit, maybe (its funny, though, because she actually looks really good with that hairstyle)

[@sarahwhite8991]

Achually yes but I just got my hair cut not exactly like this but much longer in the front but short in the back still kind of creepy though lol

[@valeriemcqueen7359]

When my sister became a mom and get "the cut" it came with a HUGE dose of self-righteousness and neurosis. Yep a Karen has been born.

[@jujuonthatqueef5043]

RIP

[@katemiller7874]

She’s has a big job raising kids she knows more about it then you do

[@valeriemcqueen7359]

@@katemiller7874 Noup, being a Mom is no excuse to be a Karen, just like there's no excuse to be a bully or an abusive partner. My sister actually had to admit she had a problem and worked on it. By gaining self-confidence (not as a Mom but as a woman) She's been doing better. Moms don't know best just because they're moms, they're no different from anyone else.

[@MrsPaulina098]

THE CUT IS AMONG US.

[@becca1783]

lol

[@jknewb6276]

Paulina Florast THE CUT IS UPON US* 3:49

[@jordanjohnson4472]

WHAT’S IN MOTION CAN NOT BE UNDONE

[@theressarose5897]

there are only seven bags in this county 😂😂😂

[@brandysolo9165]

@Moby y moms love saving and re-using bags. There's always a collection in the basement or a closet. Really mom-ish moms put them in order of theme. (Adult birthday, kid birthday, baby shower, non-descript, etc.)

[@mnvn]

It’s so weird that I’m watching this clip while pregnant and I’ve been thinking about getting a cut since the beginning of the second trimester.

[@BubbleArcadia]

I'm a mom and my hair is past shoulder length. I refuse to cut my hair

[@thechandraraj6415]

You have been chosen

[@AngryExpress]

Dooooon't

[@JR-rj8lm]

BubbleArcadia sure u have a child but u aren’t a mom 0:17

[@nik1128]

What exactly makes women want the cut lol

[@veggiesarefruits]

Sending this to my sister. I'd send it to my mom, but she's busy throwing out every towel in the house because one of them got bleach on it and she needs everything to match. EVERYTHING MUST MATCH!!!

[@dayangmarikit6860]

Yes, but I'm living with my grandmother... she likes everything to match.

[@katemiller7874]

Yes. Nothing wrong with being classy

[@1inazuma2]

LOLOLOL I struggle with thinking that way, too!

[@johnjohnson3709]

😆🤡😁

[@xXspedXx]

when they were talking about the kitchen i immediately thought about the Orange/red rooster on the side of the white glass cookie jar

[@alexiaedwards7583]

Sydonia it’s porcelain

[@novaistired6974]

it's even funnier when you realize it's Newton's law of physics but worded more cryptically WHAT IS IN MOTION CANNOT BE UNDONE

[@anonymoussecret5948]

it's not any funnier and it is actually just a creepy thing she says in all these mother videos. tf are you trying to do

[@novaistired6974]

@@anonymoussecret5948 look man I'm just a nerd and I made a dumb connection and I thought it was hilarious okay

[@----.__]

That's not actually correct, and as a self described "nerd" you should know better. _"An object that is in motion will not change its velocity unless a force acts upon it."_ So it can be undone, when a force acts upon it. Maybe you're getting confused with thermodynamics, in particular the laws of conservation of energy where energy cannot be created or destroyed. Who knows? At least you found your misquote hilarious though!

[@novaistired6974]

@@----.__ you're probably right that I don't remember it as well as I thought. I mean, I read it in a seventh grade science book. The way I remember it saying was "things that are in motion tend to stay in motion" or something along those lines. Not surprising. I still find it hilarious tho. (btw I never said I was a sciencey nerd. old religions are my alley :))

[@courier772]

INERTIA BABY

[@melaniediliello4271]

there should be a movie called the cut

[@AcroNM]

2 coolgirls althetime I think they based this off the movie The Stepford Wives

[@robertchandler4033]

The Stepford Wives was a DOCUMENTARY ...

[@kittenvixen18]

Dont you mean the book?

[@lking1540]

A women's version of get out.

[@ColonelBanana]

“The cut” belongs on the twilight zone.

[@Tabby.cat2]

Absolutely!

[@thenightporter]

It is like the one where all the women got surgery to look the same.

[@albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356]

"...I need soap, in the shape of a flip-flop" gets me every time, I've rewinded three times already just for that perfect line

[@IamJesusWalks]

650 people must still be resisting the cut.

[@somestrawberry2262]

IamJesusWalks 710

[@jadarende6818]

I am most definitely resisting the cut! I have 4 children, 2 in college and 2 in high school. My hair is still long and I’m going to be one of those little 80 year old grandmother’s that braids my long hair every day

[@HalfHydra]

I WILL NEVER BE LIKE YOU

[@Andyp1000]

no this is not funny at all. I don't know why they cancel MADTV and this crap still going. I guess anything(no matter how crap it is) with celebrities people still watch it

[@jjay6432]

😂😂

[@isaacsilva8045]

So glad my mom never had that haircut

[@kayladavis4811]

IKR

[@GothEvilButterfly91]

+Isaac Silva My mom got a hair cut like that but before she was a mom she had super long hair like Landry Blender.

[@depiscean16]

+Isaac Silva My mom never had that cut but we definitely had that ocean front bathroom, lol!

[@cosmeticbeautyqueen8782]

my mom never had anything from this video

[@mostlyzaye]

samee

[@pammeckley3888]

This skit kinda has a "Rosemary's Baby" vibe to it.

[@Tabby.cat2]

Yeah 😳

[@manuelenrique9220]

So true.

[@saschamayer4050]

Stepford wives.

[@artgarcia5977]

I thought the same exact thing lol the stepford wives​@@saschamayer4050

[@sammyeagleson5352]

"I looked down and boom! I was seven months pregnant" 😂

[@Dan-hi2uc]

So this is where captain marvel has been this whole time

[@mandoaintshxt9561]

And somehow she got pregnant

[@scampoli25]

As a person who worked at a catering hall where there were tons of weddings, the line about stealing centerpieces before the wedding is over really got me. Such a mom move.

[@christinaaa_xo]

We all know at least ONE person like this. Also, the "there are only SEVEN bags in this entire county" is always hysterical 😂😂😂

[@Peertje304]

I was just wondring today why all middle aged women seem to have short haircuts

[@Sabbathtage]

Honest answer: Probably because women loose about a 3rd of their hair as they age, it's just all over, not in specific areas. This mom cut is really good at hiding the problem, especially all the added product to keep that shape. Also short hair means it can handle hair coloring to cover up gray.

[@abbycross90210]

Also so your babies won't grab your hair.

[@kandyjane21]

because you are so busy taking care of everyone

[@pc6461]

Tiana Tampico Thanks. That makes sense. I always noticed older women wear their hair short too.

[@BlahRagdoll]

Long hair is maintenance. It's similar to how when boys grown older and become men they tend to opt for shorter haircuts. I would assume when you've got children, a job, a social life, and a husband all relying on you, having long hair to constantly keep up with gets tiring.

[@snackpack3787]

The kitchen part was too real. I have all of those things, even a pig in a chef's hat

[@crispmom]

+Victoria Price My kitchen is decorated in a sunflower theme. Does that count as "farm?"

[@kurtreber9813]

+crispmom sure why not

[@fatimatariq4350]

I died at the "there are only 7 bags in this whole county"

[@lularoejackieolson9426]

+Fatima Tariq me too!! hahahha

[@JustinSimpson]

Kate McKinnon’s character is the one behind “The Cut” and is defeated in the final scene of the movie giving back all the Moms their original hairstyles.

[@soni8995]

Last week I showed a pic to my hair dresser of a wavy modern bob. She gave me, essentially this. I'm dying! The struggle is real. :(

[@emeraldpilgrimfireuma]

What is it about hairdressers that keep wanting to do this. They hold the shears like it's about to fall off their fingers. They think holding it like that is so hip and trendy.

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

That's almost unbearably tragic.

[@codde5489]

The cut choose you, accept your fate.

[@SandraLovesSun]

good thing hair grows out - i go to a paul mitchell master stylist - $75 and it is worth it - never the cut

[@franciscobautista4279]

please someone tell me im not the only one finds himself randomly saying THE CUT IS UPON US for no reason? ive been saying it for weeks and finally decided to watch this sketch again.

[@babyvia6712]

THE CUTS LOOK SO PERFECT ON ALL OF THEM

[@nikkinicole60]

The magic of ... the CUT

[@beatricebee4809]

Haha, i thought the same thing.

[@MackenziReacts]

4:13 “you will go to the beach, but only shop” THAT IS MY MOM TO A T, I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@ninosebiskveradze6403]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@serenitynow288]

I actually just did this 😂😂😂

[@1997toyotalover]

If they would've had a "Can I speak to the manager?" reference I would've died.

[@SeeburgMusic]

What's wrong with speaking to a manager? Usually the retarded waiter or floor worker can't figure anything out. So, you get a manager. Get the shit done.

[@neegas3490]

@@SeeburgMusic asking for a refund on an item even though you don't have the receipt and asking to speak to manager when the employee won't let you bring it back to the store

[@SeeburgMusic]

@@neegas3490 Well, yeah that's a different story.