Irish People TERRIFIED of Fairies | Televised Éireann

[@Qxir]

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[@steinerstine2845]

Sorry I don't speak Scottish

[@danny838]

I live on the isle of man we have fairy ect still. Facts.

[@gatorermy8204]

Oklahoma bombing video when?

[@johnmcmanus7809]

I legit watched this documentary a couple of days ago

[@brendanmichael4091]

Here bollix (lol)!! Are you not from Cork no? Myself and the wife are arguing about it everytime tales from the auld bottle 🍼is on.. Dude your fucking channel is brilliant! Fucking killin it man!! One of my absolute favorites bro! Keep er lit... You langball.. 😂🤣🖕🏻

[@puumkiinn]

i love how this went from “fairies are scary and live in trees” to “man gets burried in a hole and loves it!”

[@informitas0117]

I mean.. when you put it like that.

[@sixstringedthing]

Start: "Faeries gonna f**k you up". End: "Man shares coffin with own poop for 101 hours, enjoys every second". - 10/10 content, would wtf again.

[@PlaneBoy2520]

I just wanna say, reading this comment without having watched the video confused the ever living fuck out of me. XD

[@rymacreeks2k07]

He had a burial fetish, let’s just face it

[@selenem3384]

😂😂😂😂OP should write season 3 of Lore

[@geckolord0337]

Our favorite Irishman is back once again, this one is sure to be interesting

[@kdawg0023]

Favorite Irishman? That's not Jay Hunter.

[@janejayne8152]

Mike of That Chapter

[@LoveRemains]

Sorry Qxir, I love ya but I think my favourite Irishman is probably CallMeKevin from Cork. 😅❣️

[@bennylofgren3208]

Kadel Francisco George Carlin wasn’t Irish. He was born in New York to Irish parents. So he was an American. An American of Irish descent, but still an American. Only in the strange minds of Americans does having parents who emigrated from Ireland still make someone Irish.

[@pianogang2273]

666th like.

[@tensaichigo2]

I must say, it's impressive how nimble and able-bodied that old man was. Climbing ladders and just chilling in the tree. Most dudes younger than him wouldn't be doing that!

[@sidilicious11]

When the interviewer started shaking the tree I was as freaked out as the old guy.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

He was uncannily spry! Probably some faerie enchantment performance enhancement.

[@stevenschnepp576]

Use it or lose it.

[@diegovercetti2794]

"I'm a poor man and I wants money the worst way." I'd pay to see more of him.

[@informitas0117]

"Yes in the morrow you see, God almighty had me steal candies from the tenderest of babes"

[@wexford1100]

Peter was a very nice man I was in his shop lots of times and one of the founders of our gaa club up the alley

[@satsumamoon]

It means his want of money is very strong.

[@coolhandluke1503]

​@@wexford1100wait you know this guy?

[@robinwooberry8949]

we have our moments

[@Trainfan1055Janathan]

How did he use the bathroom in that coffin?

[@TheBrandon40500]

Cloth diapers?

[@wape1]

A urinal, I'd presume, which is a slightly fancier word for a bottle. For number two I'd presume either a change in diet or a medication like Imodium, or possibly even the NASA-approved "ass gasket". 😁

[@TheGrinningViking]

Like you'd expect.

[@masteronone2079]

I don't believe there was space available for a "Bathroom" or a shitter for that matter.

[@ShroomDay0117]

That coffin smelled like shit when they opened it.

[@shanecullinane7299]

I am an American with a dad from Ireland, when we would visit in the summer my grandad used to tell us amazing stories about fairies and old kings and queens and warriors or people from Ireland. I remember visiting a few dairy forts and trees with my grandad and how he was always telling us to be careful around them. I don’t think he really believed in them but he knew it would make a fantastic childhood for us so I guess that’s why he never told us about how the fairies were evil, he just told us not to mess with them because they are peaceful and don’t want to be disturbed

[@22grena]

They did believe it. That's why these pre Christian stories still existed. If no one believed them then they would not have passed on down the centuries.

[@danielflanard8274]

​@@22grena That is a flawed argument. Only a small fraction of the global population still worships the Greek pantheon, yet that mythology persists in popular culture.

[@conormulligan7966]

@@danielflanard8274it was also hugely recorded through writing, keep in mind there was no written language for Irish before Christianity took over

[@heliosgnosis2744]

@@22grena Or rather had reason to know they exist.

[@poindextertunes]

thats a wonderful story

[@MrAtoz-jq5ry]

My grandad told me in all seriousness NEVER kill a cricket, they're nature's proximity alarms. He lived in the mountains of NorCal and said the if you do, the other crickets will remember and decide to keep chirping even if a bear or a rattlesnake comes after you in the night. So, I've never killed a cricket and have never been attacked by a bear or bitten by a snake. Crazy old coot. I don't live in the mountains!

[@strange11220]

Idk where I expected that to end... 😂

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

they got us in the first half ngl

[@jonparsons6818]

There are no snakes in Ireland🐍

[@johnminick7385]

Guess most of us have quirks. I never kill spiders. If one is in my house...I just gather him up however I can and take him outside. ☺

[@williejones6446]

We doing stupid north cali folklore? OHH BOY! So my grandma used to say that spiders are lucky and if you kill one you get 7 years bad luck. Ohhhh ohh and black people like myself believe if you are sweeping and someone gets their foot hit by the broom they will go to jail soon. To stop this you have to literally spit on the broom. I got some more but I dont wanna blow my load yet.

[@Charlielizard]

Am 63 now and spent 4 years, as a boy, going to Thetford Preparatory. My neighbor was was older man named Pops. He was from Cork. After spending many a weekend with him and his wife, listening to their stories, I became a true believer in fairies. Despite my good education and college degrees, I still believe in the wee folk.

[@jamesoneill2933]

@Chuck Del Toro . You sir , are a fine judge.

[@ANNA2theBANANA]

Please do share the stories that stuck with you! I am genuinely curious.

[@jamesoneill2933]

@@ANNA2theBANANA I do hope you receive adequate replies to your request I’m sorry I’ve none to help you, however I would like to point out to you a much overlooked fact with regard to Irish folk stories and their authors , it’s a little acknowledged fact that the Words Droch fhuil, Irish Gaelic for ‘bad blood ‘ most likely the true origins of the eponymous best selling horror novel ever written. The various tales of Counts and princes with variations on the name Drac are in reality an obfuscation, a distraction by a covetous English literary establishment in an era when the subjugation of the Irish was at its zenith and an only recently unbanned Irish language was spoken only in remoter regions of the island. My personal experience of the little folk is zero thankfully although I am convinced of them and love all stories related. Good luck. 🍀

[@kozlorog]

Hum-hum--he. You've said: "Cock", hm-hum-hem. You rule!

[@user-vu1yr2jr3x]

Untill there's proof that they cannot exist, there's a chance they could infact, exist

[@mort6539]

This reminds me of my great grandma, she’s from Ireland and tells a very vivid story of her and her sister or friend being chased by a leprechaun

[@Idontreallycar]

Maybe it was just some homeless midget or something.

[@notaperson9831]

My grandmother insisted the reason her father was an alcoholic is because of the faeries. Couldn’t say one way or the other but whatever he did to piss them off the curse has held strong til this day.

[@Unborn-Stillborn]

​@@notaperson9831yeh ... the fairies poured the booze down his neck 😂😂

[@Unborn-Stillborn]

​@meisteremm Guilablity is your only curse ... grow up and stop blaming your failures on superstition ...

[@Unborn-Stillborn]

​@meisteremmall of them.

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

"We don't rely on storytelling quite so much for information." - a guy who tells stories to impart information, 2021.

[@TheConjurersTower]

That thought occurred to me as well, we may come full circle yet...

[@brutongaster8184]

+

[@electricrussell]

Irish people can't grasp information unless it's in the form of a story.

[@vincent67239]

@@electricrussell Ohh I bet they love those math problems, then

[@PositiveOnly-dm3rx]

So you don't know the difference between entertainment and education? That explains a lot actually...

[@C4ndleJ4ck]

I love how Tim starts out saying he just wants to prove that faeries don't exist, but then by the end of it he's practically admitting he has an obsessive kink for being buried.

[@2shitehawk]

He was clearly annoyed that the interview had disturbed his wanking

[@2degucitas]

He just wanted time away from his mam

[@wanderinginrussia6813]

And exhibitionism with a dash of humiliation.

[@BReal-10EC]

I think we have all been there.

[@OvarianHalitosis]

@@BReal-10EC And there we shall return, unless alternative options like "leave corpse on mountaintop for the carrion birds" or "donate corpse to military for blast impact testing" are preferred

[@touieg1211]

I love being Irish. We're all a bit mad. I moved across thew world a decade ago, and I miss my home. I haven't lost my identity, but after a decade I feel disconnected from other Irish people. This video made me feel more connected. Good work.

[@newcivilisation]

Be careful. My great-grandpa migrated during the War of Independence, and the rest of us were raised knowing nothing about our heritage. It's lost forever. I went back to Ireland to meet family, but once something is lost, you can't get it back.

[@touieg1211]

@@newcivilisation I am a first generation immigrant, so I often feel that I am not so different from people like your great-grandfather. It's kind of amazing when I think that in 100 years from now my family will remember me as the first in the new country But I hope I can leave a bigger legacy than just that. :) Thanks for sharing.

[@newcivilisation]

@@touieg1211 Make sure they go back to Ireland regularly, and keep in touch with the culture.

[@Visibleoblivion7812]

lol you said “across thew world”

[@newcivilisation]

@@Visibleoblivion7812 typos happen.

[@hatuletoh]

God i miss Ireland. I spent a few months working there several years back. My team had English, Italians, Dutch, Germans, French, and Turks on it--I was the lone American--and the one thing we all agreed on was that the Irish were the strangest, funniest, liveliest people we'd every met. And oddly enough, I was able to understand their accents much better than my European counterparts. Every time we sat down in a restaurant or hopped in a taxi, the local worker would say something and everyone would look at me. As a monolingual American, I never expected to be translating for a Dutch guy who was fluent in five languages. But that's Ireland for you--its got its own thing going on in every way.

[@turnip5359]

Ireland is big gay

[@nickyblue4866]

@@turnip5359 big big gai

[@dylanthompson6186]

@@turnip5359 dhun do bheal amhadain

[@doyler233]

@@turnip5359 lad this is back in the 70s an 60s ya ejit tin every country there's a few headers

[@janejayne8152]

Thanks for sharing that, I grew up , Irish in America, when I visited I felt so at home, I miss it too. Cheers.

[@wanderinghistorian]

Donaugh O'Doolan has to be the most Irish name I've ever heard.

[@jeremyweems4916]

Is that a male or female name?

[@douglasparkinson4123]

never met paddy mcgillycuddy

[@ramblingrenegade6346]

It's funny because O'Doolan/Doolan is almost more of a Scottish surname than an Irish one

[@ErikNilsen1337]

@@jeremyweems4916 It's an Irish one.

[@2degucitas]

@@jeremyweems4916 It's Irish and male

[@Jamie-nv3wp]

The adding of syllables is a layover from the transition from Gaelige to English. Its Irish-English, its how basically the entire country speaks bar a few well off areas.

[@leeleeturn]

We sometimes add syllables in the US deep south too. They're called diphthongs. Like file might be pronounced fiyul, fowl pronounced fowel, style pronounced stiyul, and so on.

[@IrishTechnicalThinker]

I worked on a building site when I was younger and the site in Ireland and the site was prematurity closed down three days because builders had stumbled upon a Faerie tree. It was discovered that hawthorn was behind the building and it could not be cut down. They literally built a wall around it and made sure it's wasn't touched.

[@woah6958]

Wow, that's hilarious.

[@bob7975]

Can't be too sure.

[@rebekahlikesmusic2723]

I need to visit Ireland

[@bobdob6612]

@@bob7975 couldn't help but agree with bob here.

[@alfsmith4936]

It's a lovely bush for making weapons (or walking sticks) out of..

[@jat7018]

“I have died one hundred deaths” Jesus that’s an Irish mam if I ever heard one 🤣

[@WillowTDog]

She was so touching though! "Oh, he's just marvelous!"

[@Michael01093]

Don’t take His name in vain please

[@stevenschnepp576]

​@@Michael01093 That's not what that commandment means.

[@ChristinaFromYoutube]

​@@Michael01093 taking his name in vain is to call yourself "Christian" but live in sin.

[@psychedelicpython]

Around 1970 my mother took me to see the Walt Disney movie The Gnome Mobile here in the U.S. when I was 7 years old. I fully believed that gnomes were real after seeing the movie. When we got home I called an airline (back when there was the 411 operator who connected my call) and I tried to get reservations to Ireland. When the person I talked to at the airline asked me where I wanted to go in Ireland, I told her where the gnomes are. She was such a good sport as she told me the county where I would find them and asked me how many people would be traveling with me. She pretended to make reservations (though as a kid I thought she really did) and told me the flight number, when it would leave, and how much it would cost. I told her I’d have to talk to my mother first before making the reservations. I’m 61 years old now and I have this wonderful memory. I sure wish gnomes were real. 😂

[@MooseCall]

This is a charming memory. Thank you for sharing it.

[@arguekayes]

Ireland and UK are fascinating places cos theres so many different accents on such small islands

[@td370]

Every 3 miles you will hear a different accent and dialect

[@mionellessi3086]

Like in all the other countries in Europe and probably Asia and Africa too.

[@bolo4955]

@Samson Holdsworth England’s is a Island not part of a Continent

[@fort809]

@@mionellessi3086 and America. You can tell what side of a state someone’s from by their accent

[@NurseSnow2U]

This is so fascinating to me. Being human is such a diversified experience.

[@nitrocharge2404]

Irish folklore gave me very, very good reason to be terrified of fairies

[@tubester4567]

Probably the rich people started it to keep the poor folks off their land.

[@DeathlordSlavik]

@@tubester4567 That makes zero sense as the areas avoided were usually owned by no one also the folklore goes back far enough that such a possible explanation wouldn't make sense.

[@jamesoneill2933]

@@DeathlordSlavik Useless fact for you , the name Dracula , contrary to popular (English) disinformation is from the Irish Droch fhuil, which translates as ‘ bad blood ‘ and the idea of vampiric entities,although not exclusively Irish, does go back to ancient Celtic times.

[@LDuke-pc7kq]

Many of those stories are no joke, trust that. Many things in this world are mysteries but real all the same

[@thelordofcringe]

@@jamesoneill2933 Dracul was a title gained by entering the Order of the Dragon, which Vlad inherited from his father. Vlad himself signed his name as Vlad Drakulya, which is observable because being a noble of quite some renown by the time of his death, we have his own docunents. Vlad Tepes was however the name given to him by the Romanian public, and was even used in a legal grant once. It means Vlad the Impaler, as, well, you know. Dracula has nothing to do with irish language. Perhaps when Bram Stoker wrote Dracula, he was aware of the similarity to those old words, but he also would have known of Draculea, Dragyula, Drakula, and of course, Dracula, as the myriad of variations of the name by which Vlad was known in history.

[@pommiebears]

I was in Ireland once, helping our neighbours move from England, and they moved to county Clare. Well, a really charming old farmer gave me a baby goat….”as a gift, like” lol. As much as I wanted to keep the baby goat, I couldn’t take it home with me. It was incredibly sweet. The first old man reminds me of the farmer.

[@AM-kr4pv]

I live in a flat with no garden in a city but if someone offered me a baby goat I'd struggle to say no.

[@burn8325]

Can’t say I’ve ever had anything close to that happening haha.

[@paulcolbourne9112]

I had an old fella who got my goat once but he was drunk in an alleyway and eating out of a garbage can.

[@DarrenWaters75]

"Fairies don't exist" said the newly rejuvenated vampire, as he longed get home and sleep in his own coffin.

[@serberious]

I absolutely love all these old myths, they add colour to the elder days.

[@RipRLeeErmey]

A new series? About Ireland? Looks like I'm about to know a bunch of trivia about Ireland to flex with

[@mattmarzula]

Sure. Why read..?

[@MustyMouse]

Shocking my Irish coworkers with random knowledge about their country is usually a highlight of my day

[@kavalogue]

@I Am Z1 it's a delight knowing a lot aren't tho

[@VladimirDemetrovIlyushin]

@I Am Z1 Fat American here.

[@VladimirDemetrovIlyushin]

@I Am Z1 Recommended when Qxir was at sub 100k subs. Kinda tagged along since. Glad I got to see his channel grow.

[@martykiely127]

I remember my dad telling me a story about how a young boy went into a small forest and had apparently annoyed the fairies and went missing

[@soslothful]

He must have been found at some point or his annoying the fairies' to be known.

[@Ass_of_Amalek]

soslothful maybe he was known to annoy fairies

[@martykiely127]

@@soslothful I'm actually not sure if he was found or not

[@martykiely127]

@@Ass_of_Amalek no, he was a young fella that annoyed the fairies and was taken away by them

[@soslothful]

@@Ass_of_Amalek Perhaps. One would though one would think the Fay would have put an end to such offense the first time.

[@whatsgoingon71]

3:56 the official face of "wtf did he just say?" 😂

[@barrywilliams991]

In the second interview, at first, I thought his beard was his chin strap for his helmet.

[@8wheeledassassins.]

Me too 😂

[@dipstiksubaru3246]

What helmet?

[@LonersGuide]

Me too!

[@LonersGuide]

@@dipstiksubaru3246 wait, was that his hair??

[@dipstiksubaru3246]

@@LonersGuide yup lol

[@GroofusDoofus900]

'What does Tim's mother Think?' 'He's a fookin' eedjat' - if only she had said that!

[@denemessina8601]

This is probably the most awesome thing I have seen on you-tube ever. Thank you!

[@perhaps9457]

You can claim anything about the Irish and I'll probably go "yeah that seems correct"

[@anon556]

I'm pretty sure I read in a book one time that all Irish people are actually robots

[@Uno1Dorian]

i think you could do the same with the Australians

[@Ass_of_Amalek]

StriateZebra sounds like an old english schoolbook.

[@innerverse9493]

Ireland is like the world's Florida

[@buriedice8401]

@@Uno1Dorian Dont forget the Florida creatures

[@df006]

In Ireland we also have different types of fairies like banshees and these little baby fairies that will swap themselves with your baby a be little brats

[@jordanfleming7022]

Changelings?

[@df006]

@@jordanfleming7022 I am pretty sure

[@wchurchillflippingthebird3545]

Aye and only last night I watched this crazy scary horror film, (The Hallow) I think was the title, oh God that had me freaked out, baby snatching creatures, the banshee film was shite though

[@voxmerus]

Those baby faeries have clearly crossed the Atlantic

[@df006]

@@voxmerus lol

[@Karl_with_a_K]

In the Irish language, faeries are known as "na daoine maithe," which translates to english as "the good people." Now, you might think that odd, as they were feared tremendously, so much so that people were afraid to even say anything bad about them. So they were described as the good people out of fear. 😱

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

The fae have always protected nature in the name of nature. They label you as bad for traumatizing the earth. They should be feared, but they are also the good people to the planet lol. They're just not friendly or nice to hardly anyone. Just the earth I guess lol.

[@RuaidhríRyan]

They're highly respected because they represent the living spirit of the land. They aren't all malevolent. They reflect our relationship with nature, which is both dangerous and beneficial. Some are even protector spirits.

[@Karl_with_a_K]

@@RuaidhríRyan go raibh maith agat Ruaidhrí, cá bhfuil tú I do chónaí?

[@RuaidhríRyan]

@@Karl_with_a_K Tá mé chónaí i Luimneach ach ba ghnách liom i mo chónaí sa Clár. I mbaile Cill Dá Lua.

[@millennialchicken]

Ah god bless the Irish, the worlds favourite alcoholic mythical creature fearers.

[@Emdiggydog]

Dont be calling the Faeries alcoholics now

[@dr.ryttmastarecctm6595]

I don't think this comment implies the Fairies are alcoholic, just the Leprechauns! @@Emdiggydog

[@Pipodecatan]

Shoutout to the Icelandic’s ,Idk how there could be a second place to this very specific problem but here we are

[@irish3641]

You think it's a joke, but wait till your wife tells you an evil fairy swapped your perfectly normal baby with a suspiciously dark skin one.

[@johnladuke6475]

OP didn't finish the sentence. Yes, the Irish are everyone's favourite alcoholic mythical creatures. But they are fearers of faeries.

[@MustyMouse]

Someone: *touches fort* Jorgen: "Scramble ze fairies!"

[@ArnoldDarkshner99]

I love this 😂😂

[@elitemook4234]

I understood that refrence

[@ArsonFire00]

Taking the piss out of your own culture and people. Fair play to ya for showing your face and not worrying about getting a slap, if spotted. Brave lad.

[@paulfogarty7724]

..thinking that myself. If it was some old native American, or Chinese elder telling their folklore, no doubt he'd be taking it seriously 🙄

[@manticore117]

What? Where do you live that people would take something like this that serious? genuinely curious.

[@cianmurtagh468]

Ah he's a dub so much like the man who shook the branch he's a west brit condescending towards the isolated farmer

[@vroomkaboom108]

It's practically the Irish national sport to spite their own culture and piss on anyone who takes interest in it

[@cjmarren86]

It's beginning to get "shook", not chuck! 😂 The Goldsmith quote is "I still had hopes, my latest hours to crown, Amidst these humble bowers to lay me down," but I think our good friend states "amidst the married bliss, I'd lie down"? Also, Timsy's mother is happy with the COMMITTEE he's got, as they're looking after him. When Tim emerges, he speaks to knowing that "the boys on top woops settle that." Boys in the Cork accent changes to 'bais'

[@fisch6294]

i think the guy at 3.50 says: amidst the murder bliss and lie down

[@scotttaylor1051]

I hear "Amid the maddies' bliss". "Maddies" sounds like a colloquialism for "maidens", which would make sense in context.

[@bennylofgren3208]

I think Timsy’s mom talks about the “kind of team” he had looking after him.

[@dmf2475]

Here in New Zealand about twenty years ago, a major road project was halted after the discovery of an invisible dragon, I kid you not.

[@Jodigi12]

How did they know it was there then ? Did they hear it

[@Zzz-tu3es]

@@Jodigi12wind!

[@caucasoidape8838]

Can't prove it isn't there!

[@connoroleary591]

The widow woman in Cork "saw a fairy 30 years ago". If she were around today, she'd see one every 30 minutes.

[@PsychologicalApparition]

Try harder in your humour

[@connoroleary591]

@@PsychologicalApparition calm down my dear, it's only KZbin.

[@Azazel2024]

Hey oh!

[@Azazel2024]

You hurt that naked gay dudes feelings fella !

[@doarner]

"I'm a poor man and i wants money the worst way" are words to live for. Or a t-shirt.

[@NorthwestStringing]

I would buy a shirt that said that

[@nickmoloney9820]

Start of an epic country song

[@andy86i]

I think he says “I still have hopes my latest hours to crown, amid the married bliss I’d lie down”

[@charliejones3119]

@SquashMan half the fuckers speak riddles

[@vincent67239]

It’s beautiful

[@nicholasmart2101]

@SquashMan that we do , but a man on a galloping horse would never know 💚💚

[@southernladyish]

I find the amount of Irish influence in the culture in Southern United States is way more prominent that a lot of us even realize until watching videos like this… (especially in Appalachia) From the superstition, Fairy Lore, to the “adding syllables to the end of words” 😂😂 There’s also good bit about of Native and German influence down here as well. So the superstition is pretty prominent. It’s pretty cool to see a lot of that culture still standing pretty strong especially in the rural areas.

[@NJWebCrawler]

Irish children when they lose their teeth: *nervous sweating*

[@tearfulsmiles9901]

In Ireland, the tooth fairy probably rips the rest of the kid's teeth out and robs their piggy bank, before casually reaching under the pillow to hand back the tooth that fell out on it's own.

[@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat]

My German great grandmother was told popular German folklore about a man that sneaks in your room to cut off your fingers with scissors if you BITE YOUR NAILS lollll also she was taught to believe krampus (demon Santa that kidnaps naughty kids)

[@Marcusianery]

@@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat Germans also used to tell their kids the Swede will be coming if they don't act properly.

[@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat]

@@Marcusianery wait? That’s not true?

[@Marcusianery]

@@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat Yes, it is true.

[@Invictus_Mithra]

I think their accent and their choice in vocabulary is really charming. It reminds me of a mix of fantasy and Shakespearean English.

[@winterishere9828]

English really only took hold in Ireland about that time and devoloped along its own path thereafter. Therefore to a native English English speaker from somewhere else, it might have easily have retained aspects of Shakespearean English that had been lost in their dialect and vice versa.

[@sonicphoenix7]

the same thing happened with american english it retains a lot of traits that british english did in the 1700s

[@patrickbracken3363]

​@@winterishere9828"took hold"? Try "was forced upon the Irish and speaking their own language was made illegal"

[@Fuzzycuffsqt]

@@patrickbracken3363 nobody ever said it asked permission to take hold

[@Granite-city1806]

I’m from Aberdeen and 10 miles in either direction,folks say yes when it should be No ,life’s gambles eh . Love the channel mate it’s always a good laugh and that’s a valuable process to impart man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙏

[@ostensiblyaverage5576]

Of course Tim doesn't fear the faries, he's clearly an undead.

[@daboi7567]

4:17 when the mother said “I have died 100 deaths” that was some real dramatic stuff right there

[@LonersGuide]

Growing up with mellowdrama like that, no wonder he wanted to go underground.

[@user-fl8yv7rz6f]

The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave only one. She had nine hundred to go.

[@caucasoidape8838]

maybe she had seen a banshee

[@ShawnGottii709]

Here in Newfoundland we have lots of folk tales about fairies im guessing due to so many of our ancestors coming from Ireland and bringing the stories with them

[@Blazini1980]

"Did ya feel a slight tremble?" I myself nearly dropped dead on that one 🤣

[@trashpandapi9905]

If there were missing people around that time, I think a look at Tim's place wouldn't be unreasonable.

[@sanjugunasekara2651]

dear god!😂😂👍

[@_BLANK_BLANK]

Lmao

[@stephanieparker1250]

This is the best interview 😅❤❤

[@aminoto-3]

Fuck me.. they buried Tim and 101 hours later the fairies had cut off his crazy chinstrap beard and transformed him into Shane MacGowan.. mad.

[@applelime7693]

Lmao 😂 I thought it was part of the helmet

[@precisionbowx6984]

@@applelime7693Same

[@mah3223alia]

😂😂😂😂

[@djquinn11]

The company I was working for was building a new site in Tipperary and there was a faerie fort on the land. The builders refused to disturb it and the plans had to be changed. The old superstitions survive to these days.

[@sgtaveryjohnson3803]

Fir a reason

[@-iIIiiiiiIiiiiIIIiiIi-]

Damn right.

[@alfsmith4936]

Well you wouldn't want a carpark built on remains of an iron age village, would you?

[@dawndanielle9948]

This is definitely one of my favorites..I from Brooklyn NYC...n I can't express how Irish infused our ways are here.We love you Qxir!! I had to rewatch this!!!

[@corncrackerkid5092]

As someone from Kentucky and whose whole family is from the Appalachian area I can definitely see these odd and beautiful people in my family. My local Parish Priest is from Ireland and I’ve never had so much fun listening to a homily, he’s as sharp as a tack

[@keithjohnstone8123]

I've always heard that if you step into a toadstool ring or break the mushrooms that's a direct invitation for fairies to take you away to where? I have no god dam clue

[@Ass_of_Amalek]

not during a pandemic.

[@keithjohnstone8123]

@@Ass_of_Amalek wtf are you even talking about dude 😂

[@Ass_of_Amalek]

Keith Johnstone the fairy borders are closed, duh

[@keithjohnstone8123]

You're on glue 😂

[@hoonterofhoonters6588]

They seem like a respectable sort. If I ever see a ring, I'll try giving them a ring.

[@brendanward2991]

4:54 - I actually saw this when it was first broadcast, and I have always remembered how the auld fella nearly had a heart attack when Mike Murphy started to pull on the branches. It was one of the funniest things I had ever seen.

[@spiritualanarchist8162]

- So how did old Sweeney die ? -Well, he fell out that tree and broke his neck at age 85.

[@eyywannn8601]

“Was the tree still up?” “Nah, he felled it with his neck.”

[@spiritualanarchist8162]

@@eyywannn8601 Good one 😅.It will probably be something like : 'Nah 'It broke when it fell on Old Sweeney's neck ' ...'Like Iron that neck was ! '

[@pedropedrohan102]

@@spiritualanarchist8162 i read these all with an Irish accent in my mind

[@Skriak]

The guy in the coffin is my new life inspiration. I laughed so hard at the thought of him calmly reading vampire books for 100 hours

[@coconutwaffle4999]

XD

[@crown674]

It reminds me of that story where in 1995 in Bulgaria 3000 people waited at the local airport in Shtraklevo to greet the aliens with flowers and bread.

[@tr1084]

Imagine not believing in fairies.

[@rupert_1491]

FAIRIES

[@Joseph-yl7ng]

Do you want to be friends? I am a believer

[@devonbradley4372]

I just can't imagine not believing in fairies. Blessings to you T R .

[@BlackPharaoh]

Pity 😂

[@LadyCoyKoi]

They are definitely beings to respect and honor. You protect them and they protect you.

[@OwenXW]

It's crazy how folklore spreads, growing up in the U.S I was told by my parents that little circles in the grass of moss or different colored grass in the shape of a circle is where fairies live and I would always be so curious, and just now watching this video they say that in Irish folklore circle embankments were fairy forts, it's either an odd coincidence or somehow the folklore went down the line of ancestors from across the world.

[@burn8325]

It wasn’t that long ago mate.. Irish is the second biggest heritage in the US, USA is only a few hundred years old. To put into perspective, my grandfather was born in 1921, his grandfather was born in like 1850. Of course Irish culture spread, you celebrate Irish holidays like Halloween and paddy’s day! Faerie rings are just fungi growing around a hidden tree stump or something, but yes in folklore, faeries are viscous creatures that prey on children. In ancient Ireland, they would hear giggling and children screaming coming from the dark woods at night. This is because foxes make sounds that sound exactly like a gremlin giggling, and children screaming. So the ancient people thought these giggling creatures were taking children into the woods. Then if a child was born with autism or a mental illness, they thought the faeries drove them mad. That stuff was passed on to US and Australia when the Irish populated them. Hence why you have Irish culture in your culture, like Australian football is basically just Irish football (Gaelic football/GAA) and the fact you celebrate Halloween and paddy’s day.

[@hennesdahmerized7351]

Probably because there are more irish living in the US than in Ireland itself. This is why Halloween is celebreted is well due to the Irish over there.

[@shaunsteele6926]

@@hennesdahmerized7351 yeah, might as well call America "New Ireland"

[@caucasoidape8838]

@@burn8325 That explains a lot. The fairies followed the Morgans to the American Southwest, and gave me autism.

[@antkneecampy]

I love that my algorithm must be so random and ridiculous that this pops as something I’d probably like. And sure enough I liked it! Top video! I do love the Irish!

[@frameschubser]

Nothin better than a Qxir upload to save the fucking day

[@DeadlyLazer]

If there's one thing I've learned in this video, it's that the Irish are incredibly poetic

[@no.7893]

My grandparents were from the hebrides of scotland and the spoke in a very similar way. Theres a cadence to that way of speaking that seems to be lost these days sadly.

[@moorbilt]

Irish are known for biig novels. The most famous Irishman is James Joyce.

[@rmf9567]

You can also tell that they are forest people at heart

[@bernadettetormey4452]

Thanks ❤

[@StepbyStepbyMiriam]

@@moorbilt Ha Ha that's what some of them sound like in the pub too! Big Novels!

[@ClaudiaX2]

I first saw this video over a year ago and I immediately subscribed because this is hilarious. I came looking for it again so I can share it and I shouldn't have started playing the video while I already needed to pee.

[@briitash]

Australians: "Dingo took my baby" The Irish: "Fairies took my Baby"

[@boneytony5041]

Britain- Prince Andrew took me baby.

[@backyardblacksmith3090]

Americans: The KKK took my baby

[@leonidas0242]

A dingo actually did though.

[@backyardblacksmith3090]

@@leonidas0242 that was actually a really tragic story, if I remember correctly the mom of said baby was falsely accused of baby murder and sentenced to life in prison

[@leonidas0242]

@@backyardblacksmith3090 yup.

[@davidforde4020]

Helping with the subtitles: (Chuck?) - "Shook", means sick, off-put or shaken (Commenting?) - "Committee" (the ? tap) - "the boys on top", Bai is a Cork slang term for your friends (, I would?) - "now"

[@neck6354]

& about the widow woman "I think that's only all (a ?)" Tim says "Pisogue" (pronounced 'pishogue') "Pisoegs or pishogues are those odd baseless superstitions that have a long tradition in Ireland. The word piseog has different contexts in Ireland: it can mean a superstitious belief or practice, or it can mean a charm or spell" ;-)

[@ElHombreGato]

This video is fantastic, I absolutely LOVE kooky shit like this. Please make more

[@justaguy3323]

New favourite video on the internet... lol, the accent, the characters, the personalities, the commentary! DAY MADE!

[@hellocamber]

Cartman

[@justaguy3323]

@@hellocamber f u Kyle!

[@tonypate9174]

GAME OF MOBILE HOMES.....awaits along with the ...BOTTOM OF BARREGARROW ....after a kipper for breakfast and a ...META TARO BLURAY.or..OH! MAJINAI APOLLO...freshly installed ear worm ?

[@TheBeteljuice]

Imagine my surprise when the hard hat guys chinstrap turned out to be a beard!!!

[@More_Row]

what, no way.

[@WillowTDog]

Same!

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

Looks like an undercover Steve Carell.

[@Mommyandtux]

He looks like Chin Strap Abe Lincoln

[@LDuke-pc7kq]

Fairies are no joke, my ex was Welsh Irish and grew up believeing but I would not believe in anything I could not see or verify. That radically changed one day while we were on our property that had a large storage garage pulling out items, that had a twisted dead small black bush in front of it, it was winter so everything appeared dead that wasn't evergreen aswell. I was pregnant so he was doing most of the work on that day so I was standing out front when I looked over at the bush and it still was black and dead but it had sprouted green foliage and there was a baby smiling with its arms outstretched with roses and foliage around its body, it was bright and vivid and I couldn't believe what I was seeing I started walking over to it because of the baby and said to my partner "it's a baby!" He immediately ran towards me grabbed me and pulled me away screaming "it's a fairy don't touch it!" And ran me up towards the hill. I turned back two times though he told me not to one time I did see it the next time it disappeared back into the Black Bush because I just couldn't believe what I just seen. He was pale and shaking saying our baby would have died if I had touched the tree. I know this story sounds extremely strange and I don't tell it very often for that reason but it is the truth, I don't think I would have even believed it unless he had also seen it too at the same time but I know I'll never doubt fairies anymore and I believe people should be warned about them and true encounters should be shared in case it happens to someone else. The second part would be if you see one do not go back to where it was and definitely don't damage whatever spot it's taken over, that can have very serious consequences for the person who destroys it. Take care everyone

[@Andman8210]

I assume fairies are only in Ireland

[@WalterEKurtz-kp2jf]

​@@Andman8210no , these beings exist everywhere, each culture just has different stories for them, they've been here for a long time

[@OloRishaCreole504]

@@Andman8210 no,here in the U.S. its tons of stories called the LITTLE PEOPLE from Native American tribes..Im in a few Native american facebook groups and every once i. Awhile the subject is brought up

[@FredoNavajas92]

@@OloRishaCreole504I’m mexico there’s stories of “dwarfs” but they sound like fairies and would be the size of faires

[@maryannmassey4516]

​@OloRishaCreole504 I live on the Eastern Shore of Maryland, USA. Several years ago I got a new smartphone with camera. I was In my backyard just taking random pictures. When I came inside to look at them I caught a tree being in the trunk of an old tree. I was so excited I was showing family and friends. The next day we had a freak wind storm in my backyard . No one else in my area had it. it costs thousands to clean up since we have many trees. The roof of our shop was also damaged. I realized I must never show that picture again. So I promised and I've kept my promise!

[@Misfitxoxo]

5:09 not to be weird or anything but that chuckle and a bit more of your 'real' personality coming through was a nice touch to the video

[@ScribesStudio]

Hilarious video, Mate. The part where the reporter shakes the tree cracks me up every time. "what a prick" hahah

[@vaporwave2359]

I always knew the Irish where magical

[@df006]

Yeah one time my dad downed a pint in mater of seconds it was magical

[@tearfulsmiles9901]

@@df006 no shit? My dad was great at making beer disappear, too.

[@df006]

@@tearfulsmiles9901 amazing

[@Rory_ODwyer]

@@tearfulsmiles9901 My dad made himself disappear :/

[@aussieinnz666]

I'm Australian but I grew up with my old Nan Proud Irish❤️ and if I see broken combs on the ground, the banshee's are around. Can't look at them... very bad luck. They are at the bottom of the garden combing their hair, wailing and crying. Love and Respect to the sayings I still live by.

[@juscoz3167]

Never ever touch that comb 😂 i teach my kids that these days lol

[@davidwalker8319]

Enjoyed this, lovely and funny well done gsoh

[@161Sheriff]

My wife and I went to Ireland in 2016. I love your country and people. Another guy would ask locals about fairy stories. The older folks would tell some. The younger people would look at him like he was an idiot. Alway it’s beautiful over there.

[@siofra3819]

When the rest of Europe were running around Europe killing women for being witches, the Irish were going to the witches for cures. It was the fairies they blamed

[@caucasoidape8838]

I'd love it.

[@PlanetXtreme]

Man, what has to be on your mind to not be afraid at all of being buried alive like that. That's crazy!

[@TrugoyEveryDay]

I can relate, but let's not get into that

[@dauntae24]

That’s gonna be a no for me dawg.

[@johnladuke6475]

Considering how eager he was and the reading he chose, I'm going to guess he's Mr. Spooky and was having a blast being buried alive, not afraid in the least. Honestly a little surprised that Edgar Alllan Poe didn't make his book list.

[@tearfulsmiles9901]

He just took a rather strange vacation.

[@Geckobane]

He probably imagined it so much it became his happy place

[@PeterShieldsukcatstripey]

Thank you for looking after that tree Sir.

[@yakacm]

Old Tim looks like H3H3 Ethan when he was laying the coffin, lol.

[@neurohack9038]

What is H3H3?

[@williejones6446]

@@neurohack9038 Vape Nation dawg

[@BlitzAMV]

@@neurohack9038 nothing you should be concerned about mate, trust me.

[@crispycaveman8510]

I visited fairy forts in my 2 week trip through Ireland. Cant wait to come back . No better place than an irish tavern playing live music

[@securi-t]

The SECOND I saw that guy, I thought of old Eustice!

[@mishy415]

I've heard from an irish friend that theres a mythical fairy that supposedly kills people with icicles, and a group of three fairies that guide people off cliffs to their death. Pretty scary.

[@stefanfilipov7254]

"May he find as much peace in his final slumber under the earth as he did in life" Man you're such a legend LOL

[@anthonyhayes1267]

2:50 this is literally the Irish version of "this one chili set my mouth on fire and I had to drink a 2 litre of Mtn Dew."

[@lukedrennan293]

I can’t stop watching this sarcastic, smart ass, Irish dude. Another brilliant episode!

[@taffwob]

Note to self: If I'm going to be buried alive in a coffin I'll follow this guy's lead and wear my sunglasses.

[@Aengus42]

Shouldn't that be "Note to elf..."

[@FlyingBalcony]

@@Aengus42 looooool

[@worldcomicsreview354]

Gotta look cool for when archaeologists find you

[@UniversalistSon9]

I once saw a I think browny or gnome, it was like a foot tall with a beard and wearing dark clothing. I saw this lil guy in my living room, I was on Facebook and sober mind you, and he spoke this chatter noise in my head and I told him I couldn’t understand and so he hushed me and disappeared. A strange experience, nothing much but still. I live in Washington USA. This was like a week before my mom died from lung cancer back in 2017.

[@URsooomad8613]

Qxir is genuinely the one guy I go out of my way to like every video. Not only are his videos quality and interesting, he's also just absolutely funnier than shit

[@johntaylor-lo8qx]

God Bless the Irish. I'm from Cape Breton, Canada 🇨🇦. Many Irish settlers came here during, and after the famine. The ancient is beautiful. The dancing, music, its home. I gotta visit Ireland 🇮🇪 someday. This was one of your finest!!@@ keep up the good work. If you ever wanna check out Cape Breton hit me up. God Bless. Esp the catholics 🙏

[@andrewjennings7306]

Was it not people from the highlands? Thats why you guys used to speak Gaelic

[@sharonrigs7999]

Nice place....especially now the Tar Ponds are history

[@Saywhatnow-o3w]

While building a factory near me in Ireland they cut down a fairy tree. The next 20 years or so four people that work in the factory were killed in separate road accidents

[@biginfluencer5252]

I think Tim was just fulfilling his kink 😌🤣

[@darksu6947]

I'm into some weird things myself, but jerking off while being buried alive is a little bit odd. I suppose we shouldn't judge others for getting their rocks off.

[@GratitudeAboveAll]

I love the Irish people. My mum believes in fairies, and honestly I think there's something to it, somehow. From an Irish loving Brit 😎

[@richardsawyer5428]

It's elves in Iceland. Some of those people just sounded so poetic whilst here I am, sat on the sofa, grunting.

[@alexbenavidez4500]

I love how the superstition is practivally borderline opposite of how its like over in the Isle of Man I have full grown adult family members who still believe in fairies, and there's a lot more love and respect as opposed to fear Of course there's the fairy bridge and all, where you have to greet them everytime you go past The biggest one is the major taboo around the word "rat" If you say "rat" a fairy dies, so you have to whistle after the word is spoken in order to save them Tourists think its bizarre, so they'll sometimes just say it on purpose and trigger a few locals who here them into whistling

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

What if I say Ræt?

[@caucasoidape8838]

That's like clapping for Tinkerbell after she is poisoned.

[@brandonbennett8655]

@3:50 I think he says "I still have hopes, my latest hours to crown, amid the martyr's bliss, I'd lie down." I think he's misquoting "The deserted village", but you already knew this. For what it's worth.

[@RaccoonWithRabbis]

T'is what I heard

[@h.r.hufnstuf4171]

I find it funny how as an Aussie I can understand the old Irish fella pretty easily, our bastard genes remember

[@windy8623]

Qxir always coming in clutch

[@amya3980]

"Doomed to emote like a Jim Henson Muppet for the rest of his life" I laughed out loud in the store at that! 😆😆🤣