/r/BritishProblems

Let's call this one a write-off
MERCH: soothouse.bigcartel.com/
=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse
Intro:
/ @weirdfsh

[@iregreteverthingo2841]

Be Australian Go outside Fall into the sky

[@connorspiker6247]

Forgot harness

[@sereneaddicoat-bower16]

You forgot ride a kanga and fight a drop bear

[@cruncheh9917]

When your ground harness fails

[@colbartus5273]

I identify as a potato 2016 My best mate forgot to charge his gravity boots once, and 2 hours into school his boots died and he flew into the sky. May he rest in piece.

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

I identify as a potato 2016 go outside you'll burn to a crisp if your not aussie

[@cricketleap2937]

since we don't have kettles in america we just tear the bag open and eat the tea leaves and then drink a glass of water really fast

[@3O4313]

just normal water? not boiling hot water????????????????

[@cricketleap2937]

@@3O4313 we dont have kettles we cant heat the water

[@3O4313]

you dont have a hot water tap and a cold one?

[@3O4313]

@FryingPanGurl wow that sucks :(

[@gandhianastacio4644]

i prefer eating the tea with the peel. all natural, as the packaging plant intended

[@oiltycoon8333]

I miss this stuff, all the robo-voice reddit reading feels so lifeless and this has personality and actual people talking

[@striderboy1000]

@@froggies2986 I second this

[@xinchao5925]

@@froggies2986 I third this

[@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211]

@@froggies2986 realjake is british

[@tobyandahalf]

@@froggies2986 I fourth this

[@ameliamoore7365]

One topic is pretty cool if you want more wholesome content

[@UrsahSolar]

“America wif all their gun crime. We only got acid attacks ‘ere!” Had me dying

[@critiquing_chad9520]

Don't worry if its not an acid attack its setting people on fire...

[@Lysergic_]

@@critiquing_chad9520 im an american so i want some insider information since the news isn't trustworthy over here. Do you guys have an issue with stabbings, truck rampages, and rapes? I would say I don't mean to be offensive but there's no way I can ask that w/o it making someone mad

[@thrownswordpommel7393]

And don't worry about upsetting people. It's the fucking internet, you're gonna end up upsetting people whatever you say.

[@allofthiswasanexperimentlo9641]

@@Lysergic_ yes but it doesnt get reported on the main news either. Gun crime is also not uncommon but if reported would show that anti gun laws are stupid so they are also kept quite.

[@onlythereal3233]

Potatoes Have 48 Chromosomes i don’t think we have that much like rape issues

[@jacobelgan5196]

"what is the name of the island we live in?" Idk, by your accents I'd say britain, but by your logo I'd say imperial Japan

[@bryanmartinez6600]

When 2 Island Bois have the most powerful Navy

[@aspennnnnnnn]

I'm glad I'm not the only person who got imperial Japanese vibes from the new logo

[@eevee2962]

@@fransoto8343 oi wtf

[@MinttMeringue]

雞仔(劉繼生) boi i think he's just joking. Since the area has probably been held by both empires? I don't know if they've been controlled by Japan before, honestly.

[@0Onyx13]

I'm dying 😂

[@gaymerbrando]

*_The House of The Rising Soot_*

[@Black-Dawg-Jesus]

Rumor has it once a year on the 31th of october they'll rename themselves "Doothouse", 2spooky4me

[@lilyfrappier602]

I freaking love your profile pic

[@Lauren-ny9pe]

there is a house in south england they call the riiiiiising soooooot and it’s been the ruin of many a poor post and lord my subreddit’s one

[@cybersilver5816]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed

[@randomdude6376]

SootHouse of the rising sun

[@charlierashi100]

As a Briton, I can promptly say that I hate it when the train starts mmbmbgnmmbming. Edit: Briton isn’t a mistake. A Briton is a native of Great Britain or someone of British descent. I’m aware of how Britain is spelt, but these are two separate words.

[@serasoups]

I felt that.

[@ericwithakay3559]

Aw mate, me too

[@rottingsword]

As a pirate doggo, my boat does not go mmbmbgnmmbm. It does, in fact, go SPOOSHAHHSHSHPSHSHSHS Which isn't good because I usually drown.

[@a_certified_mess]

Biggest problem of all these days

[@benkinnersley2219]

Same

[@thebananamelon5065]

As an American, I can confirm that we have kettles. I too give it a little jiggle to see how many grenades I’ve got left in it

[@bonesmalone7826]

Where are your crumpets mate

[@foughtflea1961]

@@bonesmalone7826 we threw them in the harbor! Because you Britons had the audacity to reasonably tax us!

[@bonesmalone7826]

@@foughtflea1961 Oi bruv, that was some perfectly good tea innit! (btw im not british im polish but im the sussy imposter and they havent found me yet)

[@danksanchez4324]

@@foughtflea1961 true patriots throw their tea in the harbor

[@foughtflea1961]

@@danksanchez4324 *star spangled banner intensifies

[@lolimoka3654]

>go to get tea >get face burned off via acid attack >police give you tea, nothing else, criminal gets no tea >justice served

[@seltjk]

>gets hit by a van driven by a muslim

[@_s_9920]

>get arrested for insulting criminal

[@lolimoka3654]

>gets fined for insulting Muslim in English, language used bye insensitive British colonists

[@lolimoka3654]

@kiNK >deported for use of hateful language against the prophet Mohammed

[@red2theelectricboogaloo961]

>get blown up when listening to concert

[@izzy1221]

FOR SOME REASON, *The bants in this video seems so much more potent than usual.*

[@DudV2]

Have they started recording yet?

[@PurpSquid]

It’s because Will forgot to record

[@kiro9291]

the pants*

[@kiro9291]

@@banjaxtheragman I was referencing their eat pant thing

[@fins6561]

Some Weirdo it’s not snorting tea it’s smoking it, I kid you not that’s an actual thing

[@hollymaccharles1315]

I like to think Will actually never started recording and the video was really recorded by one of the other guys because they knew Will would mess it up.

[@taviebp128]

i love that

[@theguythatasked6400]

Yeah, it’s a shame that you forgot to comment this

[@LUNE.44]

The guy that asked don’t worry bro I hacked into their account and commented this. It’s a shame you forgot to reply though

[@flushedgaming7821]

What other countries think the UK is like: “oi guvner pass the crumpets What the UK is actually like: *pulls out knife* “oi fam where’s me weed”

[@raph2954]

Well only really the dodgy parts of london. The rest isn't like that.

[@danflockhart]

Raph bro it’s all over Britain

[@fynnla.e]

@@raph2954 Wait till you find out about North Wales lad.

[@someoneonearth1617]

Jon Danson No.

[@beepboop4741]

London just is dodge

[@royalkitana7016]

was really excited when i saw the notification for this video, only to find that there was no audio. it seems that you guys weren't recording :/

[@user-bg7ef4ns4v]

At least they had lyrics

[@nyeeeeeee9346]

Adresse Ralf Ingo Circa Holzmann Badly translated at that

[@boneenthusiast8530]

What

[@user-bg7ef4ns4v]

TRiiLO EDM ikr

[@nyeeeeeee9346]

Amvudove whoooosh

[@deevee5327]

Imagine if any of this was recorded. Man, that would have been a really great video!

[@cheezburgrproduction]

DeeVee Do you think its too late to start recording?

[@captaintaffy5083]

Hold on, let me go tell em to record

[@ramstriker303]

But they haven’t even started recording

[@luco663]

Ikr

[@currently_In_stealth_behind_u]

@@cheezburgrproduction r/woosh

[@GhostGirl3000]

"Jack, give us your toothless cockney taxi driver" "Ok" Everyone - Giggles like Japanese schoolgirls before Jack even opens his mouth.

[@shiftedspirits1924]

Americans: Gun crime Brits: Acid attacks Canadian West Coast: Running shoes with human feet in them turning up on beaches

[@halomaster213]

ShiftedSpirits Florida: alligator in your pool.

[@Lysergic_]

@@halomaster213 and the alligator has a gun

[@halomaster213]

Potatoes Have 48 Chromosomes Florida Man Robs Bank With an Alligator That Has A Gun.

[@anthonyedwards3800]

Yeah I guess but also I think America takes the cake with an entire flood of molasses in Boston a few decades ago

[@jorted_julimak]

Toronto: Poop crime

[@SpectreofEurope21]

Be Danish: wake up go out get a beer get drunk raid the english coast

[@deadtempleknight.6332]

you forgot kissing the hand of the lego statue of Queen Margherete that all danes are required to have

[@Brucie7702]

Be english Go outside Go back inside because its STILL FUCKING RAINING!!!!!

[@james-fu3es]

I’m scared I’m half danish and half English *what do I do*

[@funnyjoke9225]

Wake up Take a piss Get out of bed

[@johan-go3fv]

As a dane, i approve of that.

[@stalinsnut8308]

America: *Throws tea in harbour* Britain: *Burns down the White House*

[@auxhill4555]

perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@connorspiker6247]

Soo, two different wars?

[@goattarthedestroyer3511]

Rifleman America did not bail them out because n world war 2

[@fds7476]

@Rifleman Britain: Spends years rearming its military and replenishing its manpower in anticipation of a second global war. America: Gets surprise-attacked three years into said global war.

[@LordDim1]

FD S Surprise-attacked by an aggressive, militarily expansionist power which has seen the US as a rival and threat for decades, and which the US has been antagonizing for decades as well. WHAT A COMPLETE SURPRISE, WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE SEEN SUCH AN ATTACK COMING???

[@wutadam]

Just so everyone knows who's who: *Name* *Text Color* Charlie Blue David Green George Purple Jack Yellow Matt Orange Wilbur Gray Dan Red Rhianna Pink You can see this at the beginning of the video.

[@channelpriceless8948]

[WUT] Adam big mcthankies my man

[@howardhamlin7386]

I have to do this, I’m sorry. Colour

[@cadebailey0808]

Nebulon Games /r/britishproblems.... very appropriate

[@GroovyCoyotes]

THE SAVIOR my dumbass cant tell whos who half the time 🥴

[@marshallc6885]

Possibly Possum all I know is one sounds like British Forrest Gump

[@evoltscoffee]

americans watching this video: ha ha yes i too know what a glass gow is

[@sodacity6609]

As an american, I can confirm this

[@bsixnshtns891]

I like to think an American will be like haha I can do a British accent then they go off, hear a Scottish accent and go WTF are you saying!

[@kc4892]

well yeah its a place. a fuckin geo-location, if you will.

[@akish302]

Glass cow? It’s useless, you can’t make money off of its meat and milk.

[@harrymatthewsmusic]

What's a glass cow, I think its a statue of a cow that's made of glass but I'm not sure

[@raddude876]

Being an american I didnt understand a lot of what was said, and I responded to this confusion with anger and punched a hole in my monitor, I think you guys owe me.

[@Shararamosh]

Basically you owe them everything you have.

[@thedogislandxxx]

mrgerminaro Jaffa cakes

[@Cibohos]

you mean you shot your monitor? punching it would be rather non-american

[@askhowiknow5527]

Vánagandr “I think you guys owe me” That’s all we needed to hear to know that you’re American

[@fA-zj1ng]

I’m American and felt the same way had to look up wtf holly oaks was

[@cyphosmusicx]

if only any of this was actually recorded :(

[@emalyne3102]

Hah, I'm winning.

[@solace5088]

ikr this would make a great video

[@PixelRoserade]

@Kayla Baugher whoosh

[@TheGoldenTNT]

Kayla Baugher r/wooosh

[@ConnorRK-yn3bb]

can we stay at 0 subscribers with no videos? you poor soul...you poor poor soul.

[@skirdus367]

"It's been about 3 weeks-" *_WHEEZE_*

[@heatherteasdale9229]

8:12 There was a stabbing in my school a while back and in the corridor a senior lad shouted "Put your hands up if you wanna die!!!" . . . Full corridor of people cheered. My school's fun

[@brandonfoley7519]

What country are you from

[@scarleteyes4418]

@@brandonfoley7519 Somalia probably

[@ChaimSitnik]

You guys should have had an American in the video so he's absolutely confused.

[@comicconcarne]

Should have featured Sorrow TV

[@sirin9850]

when you get excited because your city is mentioned in a soothouse video, but then realise its because we have shite trains

[@oliverriegert6213]

Thanks paul

[@Hdusiekwbshsjs]

The entirety of British trains are shit

[@dustymarie53]

@@Hdusiekwbshsjs Do you mean on modern railways or are you grouping heritage railways into there, because if so, you're wrong

[@tealeavees]

Great Western is rather splendid I'll have you know my good sir.

[@riverevans726]

literally same lmao. good old manchester

[@ShesUrMan]

Do Americans have kettles? No, actually, we throw all our tea in the nearest harbor, like true patriots

[@cannellaorso4171]

How does this only have 11 likes

[@cannellaorso4171]

@@popeval6654 😂 I can't even be MAD, I just need to use that insult on somebody

[@ori8107]

@@popeval6654 it has 14 you sandal eating ape

[@LetsGoGetThem]

chain break

[@holdonnow_youngster]

Cannella Orso it has 71 you dyslexic cretin

[@Juicegoose5752fan]

It’s like a bunch of friends at a bar just having a laugh, miss you guys

[@Raven-if9ie]

why is the new intro the imperial Japanese flag

[@thema8871]

Okaliva what do you mean? That’s clearly the British flag

[@Pwnopolis]

You mean you haven't heard?

[@Cr4zyRuski]

I thought of the same thing! xD

[@dkelrk1]

They b ready to "civilize" the world again.

[@TheA10Thunderbolt]

@@thema8871 Intro, not the thumbnail

[@courtneyzeo6754]

1. Wake up 2. ????? 3. CRIME!!!

[@asimplefarmer6747]

Courtney Zeo that's Australia, dummy

[@Logan-mm4ye]

XxDark slayerxX no Australia is 1. Wake up 2. ????? 3. Getting your ass beat by a kangaroo

[@neopixelosu]

1. Wake up 2. ????? 3. GLASGOW!

[@TheRealBelovianna]

4. ...Profit?

[@Manu-xj4xy]

@@TheRealBelovianna lol

[@bk-lu6ty]

"do americans have kettles?" "no they have ovens and pans" lMFAO

[@abbitaylor1398]

It keeps me up at night trying to think of a word so bad that even soothouse has to censor it

[@cat-tt6jz]

I think it was the f slur 💀💀

[@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211]

F is for gay

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

If Hot Fuzz taught me anything, it's that all the guns in Britain are in sheds in the countryside.

[@ToxicJelly9]

Is actually 100% accurate, only gun owners I've known here are old an live rurally, but you can normally understand what they say, unlike the old bloke in the film

[@kylemcmullan2929]

Hahqgagcthrh. What did he say?

[@seb5542]

Yea alot of the guns used in britain are from old ones that where passed down from familys or theire is this new thing where people are robbing really old ones from museums or buying old ones that dont work anymore whitch is how they are able to buy them then rebuilding them so they work or they just 3D print the parts and make them

[@Inibriate]

it's for the greater good

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

Kinda like how all the guns in Canada are in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

[@kattack8200]

For some reason, I think that this isn't the first take of this video.

[@caros.6072]

Cattack64 right, will?

[@cinnamonstix9202]

Same...

[@orangedrawz7209]

I think so too...

[@birdsrneat]

3:12 this is the British equivalent of when the Walmart employee comes on the intercom and says a bunch of random garbage and everyone just continues their shopping because they have no idea what they said.

[@timbecile7006]

Showing someone around Britain. *Opens phone* I'm going to show you the most important house in the UK. Murican: the houses of parliament? Shakespeare's birthplace? Me: *_no._*

[@j.h170]

This comment is so underrated. 😩👌

[@reaperyt8899]

The house of *SOOT*

[@Lolo50000]

Who be living in Big Ben?

[@timbecile7006]

@@Lolo50000 your name seems to fit this

[@chrish7543]

autistic dalek aye is it wrong I thought you was talking bout that one house with the motorway built around it

[@twilightdawn3233]

British daily routine 1. walk outside 2. knives exist 3. get arrested by Theresa May herself

[@legostarwarsthecompletesag4296]

American Daily Routine 1. Scooter outside 2. Get shot 3. Get charged 3000000 Dollars for 3 stitches and morphine

[@keemstarkreamstar7069]

Yeff Jeffery Fair enough euroboy, you forgot the part where the eagle salutes you when you walk outside.

[@eebrohim7001]

imagine paying for healthcare, this comment was made by free healthcare gang

[@CrazyJoe629]

1. Walk outside 2. Get stabbed 3. Bleed out because Theresa just emerged from a nearby field of wheat and shut down your local GP

[@barackobamafanclub9954]

Irish routine 1 wake up 2 harvest potatoes 3 pray to Michael Collins

[@morgand820]

"What is the name of the lovely island we reside on?" >Intro looks like Japanese flag _O boi lads, we've gon full weeb_

[@Greg-ix4nu]

That's Macedonia, dingus

[@astreinerboi]

@@Greg-ix4nu or fascist Japan, dingus

[@badboje6040]

Japanese Empire, different from the State of Japan

[@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529]

@@badboje6040 the state of Japan, right next to the state of Wyoming

[@badboje6040]

@@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 That's the official name. Much like Russia is officially the Russian Federation, Japan is officially the State of Japan.

[@_Hasu_]

"Thats A British Boy Problems When There Is No Pancetta" Me,An Italian:Agreed

[@arizonagreenbee]

Me, Italian American: I also ahree

[@tobyandahalf]

American problem: when your eagle breaks down on the way to McDonald's and you realize you don't have enough shotgun shells to afford extra bacon on your big mac because you left them in your Sunday overalls

[@funny_lauren_epic_time]

the simpsons-hollyoaks thing is probably the most weirdly relatable thing i’ve heard today holy shit

[@jorymundy5428]

Lauren Hedden Ikr my childhood right there

[@delilahchapmansamstad3018]

-wtf is hollyoaks haha ‘murica!-

[@LucasFernandez-fk8se]

Lauren Hedden what is holly oaks? Is it your version of The Middle ?

[@funny_lauren_epic_time]

Lucas Fernandez i have no idea because i never watched it myself but i have a feeling it’s supposed to be like a soap opera or reality drama

[@wanderingrandomer]

When the remote slipped between the sofa cushions during the ad break we had to call bloody Defcon 1, mate.

[@internetduck1520]

Americans don't have kettles, they just deep fry their water. (Edit: I'm taking advantage of this comment's unexpected popularity to say look at Mephisto the duck on google images because she is round)

[@thegreatestshenfan6484]

HOLY SHIT LMAO

[@unforeseenbreach141]

I'm American and I own a kettle?

[@piority9]

@@unforeseenbreach141 r/whoosh

[@spaceyspace728]

Deep fried water is the shit

[@explodingmelon0659]

ChasmaHyena I legit make tea in a saucepan.

[@brandondawson7005]

Not a single mention of knifes 0/10 for realism

[@originalname8541]

Wait what about the one about a stabbing

[@animatepokemonadventures7889]

Original Name When’s the last time you’ve heard of a knife being used in a stabbing? Focking knobhead

[@originalname8541]

rulesrules you're right, I always use a blunt weapon to stab people

[@johnclever8813]

*knives

[@alpakapucuf3394]

knoife

[@atterlot]

As an italian, i'm surprised and pleasured because you say "pancetta" instead of "bacon".

[@King_Dragmire]

That looks nothing like bacon

[@Lolo50000]

Pleasured

[@asiyaa3752]

"pleasured"

[@jackington9185]

rashers

[@deanwalsh9360]

@@jackington9185 Correct

[@H2h0e]

As an American I feel like I’m on the outside of an inside joke

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

i want to be reincarnated as a british person because it just seems more fun

[@popcat2031]

Hmm I’m Canadian idk how I feel, so Oof

[@prycebell5420]

Anna Scanlon-Kimura all Americans have been since 1776

[@comicconcarne]

I just went to London for all of four days and it was like a twilight zone where everything is slightly off, and the Lay's are called Walkers and are prawn flavored, and no one randomly talks to you in line, and I almost got run over every day because the traffic was reversed. 10/10 best days of the vacation

[@cattycatqueen7643]

Same i have no idea

[@vuppet5684]

What a lovely flashy intro Still, your intro can’t fix miiverse

[@Lainekame]

Bring back the miiverse!

[@_original-name_]

YOU

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

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[@fbi9711]

Wait you make LEGO videos

[@anotherghost1182]

@@Lainekame ClosedVerse exists.

[@chubbypapaya]

I completely forgot about "I'm already Tracer" I think I metally blocked it out

[@spiderdude2099]

Brits: *accent humor* dies of laughter American: "what's the joke here?"

[@xthatghomiex2939]

I'm American. I thought it was very funny...

[@saxx9088]

The joke here is that we must slaughter our enemy tribes from the south

[@joeschmo6488]

@@saxx9088 well i mean any american can do that, watch!

[@GippyHappy]

The joke is that the accents are funny

[@TylerDollarhide]

Jack's "toothless cockney taxi driver" voice sounded like RT Game at first.

[@layluh7467]

Tyler Dollarhide ahahaha

[@tsundor1]

holy shit you’re right

[@IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou]

_almost_ heaven.

[@ihavealifeyaknow6827]

internet person Something something

[@ihavealifeyaknow6827]

I give it a tree outta fort.

[@platipus-yn9zr]

When mum says it's time for bed but you haven't finished colonising the entire world

[@Vegito_Fanpage]

>Wake up >Realise I'm in Northern Ireland >realise I'm technically in Britain >Get angry that Northern Ireland isn't part of Ireland >British problems

[@Adam-yu1dv]

Ireland 🇮🇪

[@ceecie5776]

Happened Earth72 Britain is England, Scotland, and Wales. The Uk is Britain and Northern Ireland. You’re not in Britain, you’re in the Uk.

[@Vegito_Fanpage]

CJ C man let me make a joke would you?

[@cliodhna02]

My exact reaction lmaooooo

[@cliodhna02]

@Ginger Hitler to not have to be part of a country that killed many Irish people????

[@dimstimi8916]

British problems: The pancetta's out of stock American problems: I just got hit by a car because the government decided to build a freeway running through my neighborhood and now I'm getting fined $2000 to pay the expenses of cleaning the car of my blood, plus my medical bills.

[@emptyvending8964]

Nah that is to realistic, America is like a fucking fever dream more realistic would be. "Ah fuck, some fucking idiot tried doing a gender reveal party and accidentally blew up my car. Then I had to bike to work and when I did that some lady stopped me in the streets to tell me how the bike was a simple of satan and oppressing on her rights. She sue me and won."

[@jackackattackack]

You should do a video on Wikipedia vandalism

[@thatkatkrazykid4742]

Crack TheBack Thanks to me Wikipedia thinks James dean moved to narnia when he was young

[@Ch4pp13]

... That exists...? Time to browse a new subreddit!

[@sockamine6692]

Triggered with a side of crumpets

[@android-9118]

oof shots fired that's some hot tea

[@Adrienne000]

Sockamine nobody likes crumpets they fockin suck scones only in this establishment

[@TechHeadHD2]

boi crumpets are the MAIN THING OF ENGLANDland [apart from tea]

[@alex_runarin]

I SPAT OUT MY TEA That was pg tips ;-;

[@alex_runarin]

@@TechHeadHD2 Englandland?

[@AnDajana]

"I am the Kim Kardashian of South-West London" - George Soot, 2018

[@notwiththefrizz7388]

Dude the little whistle at 1:47 is making me lose it

[@constantlyconstipated8921]

Just a lovely ten minutes of British boys laughing

[@currently_In_stealth_behind_u]

@Ben Starkey r/woosh

[@homestuckdubs]

@@currently_In_stealth_behind_u are you just going around saying r/woosh when it's obvious they got the joke???

[@currently_In_stealth_behind_u]

@@homestuckdubs r/woosh

[@thekathal]

@@currently_In_stealth_behind_u oh shut the fuck up you twat

[@patientboat1979]

Spitzflöte15 4 r/whooosh

[@game_generation]

Legend has it, they still haven't started recording.

[@wasntdeleted]

7:10 definitely aged well

[@codeylee8494]

Legend says this video was never recorded

[@bearyboy9088]

I feel like half of them are insiders that I don't understand as a non-british person

[@user-oj8bk1sl8t]

Beary Boy same

[@BierBart12]

As a german person, I still related to most tbh. Except the violent ones

[@acommonsoldier8607]

Be American: Go outside Get shot Be British: Go outside Get stabbed I’m proud of this comment chain

[@thatderpcakeguy1131]

Be Soviet Russian: Go outside Outside goes in you

[@mrvegemite4860]

Be Australian: Go outside Get sun cancer

[@Ari_Real]

Be Mexican: Go outside Get hit by a sandal

[@thatderpcakeguy1131]

Be Antarctican Go outside Get hypothermia

[@bogdananghel2498]

Be Romanian Go outside Gypsies screaming for scrap metal

[@GamemonYT]

I feel like there was an inside joke just before this video began where Will forgot to press “record”

[@theguythatasked6400]

Gamemon YT you don’t say

[@anthonyedwards3800]

What British people think America is like: “hey did you here about the shooting?” “Again?! That’s the 3rd one this week!” What it’s actually like: “Hey did you hear about the shooting?” “Again?! That’s the third one this week!”

[@ethan7392]

Last year we had more shootings than days, fucking wack

[@brandonfoley7519]

23 thousand people shot themselves last year

[@stonedape2406]

@@ethan7392 incorrect, that number is based off a reddit post. Over half of the cases has no casualties. A kid accidentally shot another kid with an air rifle, counted. A man shot himself in an abandoned school car park, counted.

[@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ]

@@stonedape2406I shot myself with a water pistol, counted. I gave my friend the finger guns, counted.

[@xexpaguette]

@Scp 173 my dudes

[@user-dv2fw1vc3e]

Kanye South-West (London Edition) - your new name

[@reivu]

Kim's vagina is the northwest passage

[@LucasFernandez-fk8se]

Kurshi north east is New England I think they are from old England

[@abdullahx8118]

So why do good girls like british guys It's because we say sorry to glass doors

[@marcdoughty-lee2294]

Abdullah B fucking bumped into some automatic doors said sorry to the doors then the old woman behind me who hadn’t even slowed down because I was 10ft ahead of her.

[@jacklawson9289]

Oh boy... the first few words got me thinking of the tic tok memes...

[@alexstone9099]

I'm English and I've genuinely done that before, I was on my own.

[@astolenusername7675]

Alex Stone im scottish so i just bash my head off the glass door till it says sorry

[@cracno1125]

@@jacklawson9289 So why so good girls like bad guys?

[@audreydimmel6674]

4:12 Lmaoooo you know it was bad when even Soothouse censors what you said and the entire group collectively dies of laughter after you say it.

[@lewisbaitup6352]

And you know exactly what he said too😂

[@steamstream777]

We don't have Kettles in America. I prefer going to the Indian tea plantation and eating the leaves straight off the bush hands free.

[@heather3037]

Glasgow is the birthplace of Glasgow?!?

[@lowrilowri5391]

Amen

[@heather3037]

Kevin Lewis Kevin Lewis aye pal I ken wit ya mean, I come fae Glasgae anyway that’s ma hame toon.

[@limedelta8]

what

[@heather3037]

Kevin Lewis och aye, aye. Glasgae is wan in a mullion eh. Nae place tae compare!

[@heather3037]

Kevin Lewis aye aye Okay now that they’ve stopped listening how are we going to attack the English?

[@EVAN-fy9kh]

70% laughing 29% asking “are we recording yet?” 1% subreddit EDIT: Fucking hell, that a lot of likes, thanks!

[@justvibin1087]

EvaN _27 it's a British thing.

[@EVAN-fy9kh]

I should know, I actually live in Cumbria 😂

[@funky_missy]

I read that edit in a British accent

[@pacodelazyfucc6344]

When your colony revolts and your army is beaten by poor farmers with muskets

[@willkp50]

Paco de lazy fucc when you enter a war in S.E Asia and your army is beaten by poor farmers without muskets

[@Lysergic_]

@@hidden_animator522 all 3

[@Vegito_Fanpage]

Potatoes Have 48 Chromosomes potato time boys let's get started *dances in famine*

[@Lysergic_]

@@Vegito_Fanpage is this a threat

[@Vegito_Fanpage]

Potatoes Have 48 Chromosomes depends

[@faillblogkeyboardcat]

3:13 nothing was wrong with the train speakers, that's just how everyone in Glasgow talks.

[@asbendewar4259]

Ahah fair enough mate

[@rosettastoned8665]

On behalf of Glasgow; You’re welcome

[@mccullochneal]

Glasgow!!!

[@orangedrawz7209]

*ALL HAIL THE TOWN OF GLASCOW!*

[@LGMFilm]

Yeah, woohoo Glasgow

[@mikebates1998]

Thanks, Glasgow

[@julietvawn]

GLASGOW!!!!!

[@princessyosha1084]

Glasgow repair, Glasgow replace

[@epekka]

3 soothouse memebers playing a Lord of the Rings song on a recorder is one of the most british things ever

[@thegoattrain]

i miss when reddit videos weren't narrated by people that have that annoying smart ass reddit humor and where actually funny to people that shower

[@oliverkirkland420]

3:05 ah yes I have this problem all the time

[@adamkwarren21]

Oliver Kirkland are you talking ab the stabbing or buble farting in a present

[@plaguealternative8532]

lmao it's weird seeing a member of this fandom after 3 years😂

[@iepictic5489]

Adam Kwarren They’re the same thing

[@moonwatcher2877]

Why hello fellow hetalian

[@Zelly4eva]

Y’all still alive? Wow

[@lukej7856]

They've got a point, that subreddit really isn't british or relatable, like some of it is, but most seem to just be like stereotypical views of british, instead of actual british people

[@layluh7467]

Nah most of these things do actually happen

[@magicsmoke311]

this video would've been funny if Wilbur started recording

[@slimdustpan5948]

British People: Ahhh Tea and a nice home, truly great Tories: I'm About to destroy this mans whole career

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

>be British >wake up at 7 in morning to sound of Big Ben chiming as usual >put on and adjust bowler hat as is required by law >put on and adjust monocle as is required by law >wax mustache to adequate curlyness as is required by law >put pipe in mouth as is required by law >go to make legally approved breakfast of crumpets and tea >hear right angry banging on door to me flat(calling it an “apartment” is forbidden by law, as it would be too American) >”oi ya cheeky twat where’s yore loicense for that tea and those crumpets” >it’s that bloody bobby again >bloodyhell.toblaronebar >open door >show bobby me tea license and me crumpet license >”oi lad where’s yore permit for these loicenses” >sigh.twiningstea >pull out tea and crumpet loicense permits and show them to bobby >bobby looks over my shoulder >oh shit he saw me unlicensed laptop computer on the coffee table and me unlicensed telly >fuck >I use the laptop to browse illegal memes that mock the glorious British crown >I use the telly to watch my pirated DVDs >iamsofucked.corgi >laptop and telly are unlicensed so don’t have licenses or permits for licenses >”oi I’m takin you in m8” >on way out me and bobby both get stabbed by some bloke with unlicensed butter knife, who then steals our money and other valuables >bobby coughs up mouthful of blood and manages to choke out, “*cough hack* oi m-m8... where’s... ya loicense... for th-that...” >bobby collapses in puddle of own blood and dies >fuck >mfw >fuckin British problems, m8

[@easterbunnii1093]

Oh me love waking up to big Ben even though I live no where near lonfon

[@oreomilkshake5672]

Nobody lives close to Lonfon. It doesn't exist.

[@scott4978]

Chloie Kwirant Underrated comment

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

@@oreomilkshake5672 Wait, it doesn't exist?! Like Australia?? Where the fuck did I spend my holi... Those god damn governments and their conspiracies..!

[@leila6735]

You must have had some really strong tea before you wrote this

[@artificialcolourzeee4647]

"Wait, this guy's from Glasgow. What a place" I be sat there falling over like "ASDFGHJKL IM GLASGOW!"

[@sadie_cat]

Thank you for your service

[@jdd109]

All of you... Is just the entire city of Glasgow. Just the whole of Glasgow... Is you. The people of Glasgow are you. The pubs of Glasgow are you... Lmfao

[@ayeyefookinw0tm859]

artificialcolourz eee the place where you can’t tell if they speak English.

[@mickytherat8020]

You are Glasgow

[@thehyperionsoldier6481]

Two years later... where are you guys?

[@darkmonger6244]

It’s a shame this wasn’t recorded

[@Jelly4Telly]

9:53 actual audio of the depths of hell ⚠️ WARNING SCARY ⚠️

[@caros.6072]

Sam Weaver beautiful

[@brc9739]

British problems Sothuose doesn't upload enough

[@Brooklyn-pr6sr]

***First world problems

[@KavsLockedOut]

Sothuose

[@brc9739]

@@KavsLockedOut shut

[@valk1257]

Shut

[@cybe3rr277]

бля твой ник

[@tilly2788]

This was the first soothouse video I had ever seen and when I heard " ITS BEEN ABOUT 3 WEEKS" I had laughed so hard my soul departed my body

[@elective_1232]

5:23 This is just "Say the line, Bart!" but with a bunch of british people instead.

[@theguythatasked6400]

Elective_12 who’s Bart? Do you mean eAT PANT?

[@me-dc8pj]

When you said Bart I thought you meant Bart the chimney sweep from Mary Poppins lmaoo

[@kimmyb451]

Britsh news *Canvey Island school bans triangle shaped flapjacks*

[@Devil-tm4nu]

I see no difference in destructive capabilities between an AR-15 assault rifle and a triangular flapjack

[@PixelVarnox]

nice how the soothouse intro is the japanese empire's flag during ww2

[@PixelVarnox]

@Rifleman really? that's interesting. also i knew that it was used before hand but i never knew they still used it.

[@liekkianimaatio3652]

7:10 4 years old yet it still feels topical

[@threecatsinacoat]

twice in one year 😭😭😭

[@theanglo-lithuanian1768]

The Simpson- Hollyoaks one got me 😂 I literally thought I was the only one

[@norajane8625]

I keep getting those cringey tiktok songs stuck in my head and it's ruining my life

[@claire777.]

Rayman hit or miss i guess they never miss

[@zak9283]

Adblock, fixed your life

[@zmaj12321]

I've been busy thinking bout boys ... (ding!) Boys ... (ding!) Boys...

[@billgreene9170]

@@zmaj12321 no make it stop

[@teddy-behr]

im a new soul i came to this strange world hopin i could learn a bit bout how to give and take

[@salt_4_salt348]

Those cringey tick-tock jokes at the end made my day!

[@ceekroup]

alexander soto excuse me, it’s TIKTOK.

[@salt_4_salt348]

@@ceekroup close enough

[@sinistrality7883]

considering they joke about will not recording, I wonder how many gold moments we lost from them just cause Will forgot the press record.

[@RichardMontgomeryYT]

Omg, i can really relate to the blind panic between the end of the simpsons and the beggining of hollyoaks.

[@emmamercier4097]

The “includes paid promotion” killed me

[@memegumin]

To appropriately watch this video you need: 1.Tea 2. Pancetta 3. A British flag

[@dizzlethedevil6845]

What's a panchetta?

[@memegumin]

@@dizzlethedevil6845 a food... I think?

[@sapphire7888]

@@memegumin **pancetta it's italian bacon made of pork belly meat, we eat in a sandwich / we put it into soups and stuff to add more flavour to the dishes

[@memegumin]

@@sapphire7888 ooh! Thanks for the information. I've fixed the comment :P

[@MattiosUK]

4. Jaffa Cake

[@rowybowie]

I've only been to Britain once when I was three. We were in Oxford for my aunt's wedding and all I remember is the toys my dad got me, being cold, and the sky being overcast for like a week straight

[@Merpsicles]

3:42 That "Includes Paid Promotion" was a very nice touch, thanks for the laugh