/r/OneProtectRestAttack

[@aethavens]

"Ah...the four elements. Water , earth , fire and..." *H O L L Y E L L E N G B O G N E R N E W S 9*

[@Ardorstorm]

_chearth_

[@waterized_bottle]

*HOLLY ELLENBOGEN NEWS 9*

[@cyverbunny]

it's Holly Ellenbogen, Ellenbogen is actually a German word, it means elbow

[@CTH1297]

Holly elbow, master of wind

[@serenahiggins1849]

I laughed so hard at that bit.

[@mrflibble1259]

Soothouse // sorrow TV General Sam// Slazo One will protect, the others will probably narrate a sub Reddit in various funny voices

[@poesmascaradep4134]

I mean, I'll pick the one that has clearly more man power.

[@beep898]

Soothouse definitely

[@kingoffamine3986]

@@poesmascaradep4134 but general sam now has a baby to use as a weapon

[@EddieB-ready]

@@kingoffamine3986 SorrowTV has a hamster he can use to hypnotize others onto joining him

[@gennarosevero1856]

Sam, definitely picking king incel

[@domchubs5836]

9:23 Jack is actually right here, with less blood going to your arms, the blood circulating throughout the body has a higher concentration of oxygen and nutrients required to keep your muscles operating. That's the primary reason why your heart pumps faster when you are exercising, and with a smaller body the heart can pump blood through the other areas easier, giving him higher endurance. But no its really not worth losing your arms, you're better off keeping them on.

[@-hello6177]

Leg cat has obviously trained has more skilled legs since he has lived with no arms, do you think he'd not have a godly balance after living a life where every fall could make him hit his head on the floor

[@shawnjones4710]

Ok

[@droidmotorola3884]

why did this comment stay at 69?

[@domchubs5836]

@@droidmotorola3884 It is a holy number not to be tarnished.

[@droidmotorola3884]

@@domchubs5836 that's why I haven't press like yet but whe someone ruins it I might just come and leave mine lol

[@bloodybutterfly2992]

Rhianna's joke about Will getting head with too much teeth is way too underrated

[@maks-tldr56]

Goddamnit ive been looking for a comment that mentions that for way too long. Its fucking hilarious.

[@TheMrMister]

Never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with an elf. What about side-by-side with *17k crocodiles* ? Aye, I could do that.

[@Josh-os7vn]

*The sequel we need but we don't deserve*

[@sophi--desu42]

*exactly*

[@skeletonrowdie1768]

instant like

[@Force05289]

Josh 'The True Master' don’t even bother building because your going nite nite

[@artloverivy]

So we’ll watch it. Because they can take it.

[@richtorum5136]

Josh 'The True

[@derpy_horse4153]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly *cowerbungehh*

[@almosthomeless5953]

Ey carumbah

[@tpgurung5894]

cowurbunguhh

[@daniellundberg2875]

cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/366979859030999040/517763903246303238/protecAttacShion.png

[@gatontillo]

No cows man

[@matthewl5434]

I thought he eatedth pant

[@nebulaahh4740]

I feel like Rhianna has been getting more comfortable lately, starting to contribute a lot more and I'm really appreciating her humor

[@wartortle3672]

I agree

[@roarkebarrett4545]

@@chummyweevil3948 yes officer, this comment right here.

[@arandomguyontheinternet2308]

Cheractar divelormep

[@Manu-xj4xy]

@@arandomguyontheinternet2308 carakta dewelepmint

[@mochiiblues6566]

​@@Manu-xj4xy krakta develpmint

[@numberd1654]

My friend doesn't have arms but he can jump over 8 metres

[@wildmanwild]

And then get up?

[@bigdragon4986]

Aerodynamic

[@tomkesteffens2504]

Is your friend a kangaroo?

[@nehemiahzo_]

Tomke Steffens my guy kangaroos absolutely have arms

[@EnderSheeper]

@@nehemiahzo_ Not if they don't.

[@max1392]

7:45 ellenbogen means Elbow in german

[@fruttidimare9201]

the mighty Holly Elbow

[@renslangerak607]

In dutch

[@max1392]

S_Nerelooc HD yes dutch aswell as german

[@fridericusrex7042]

And It’s actually elbows

[@TheHadMatters]

​@@fridericusrex7042 Nope, at least in German, both singular and plural are "Ellenbogen". (or Ellbogen -> Ellbogen) "Bogen" is the singular word for "arc" or "bow".

[@LouisOnAir]

I'm now imagining the TARDIS but instead of the TARDIS it's Rhianna phasing in and out of existence.

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

Hmmm. Yes.

[@tilt5928]

I'd like to imagine she still makes the noise

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

The prom story needs to be in a sitcom

[@videos2896]

What would you do? Your dad has just let your prom date in and your other dad is belittling him, your not ready yet to defend him and your ghost friend can't currently material's on this plane

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

@@videos2896 kill everyone and transform into a kitten to get out of trouble

[@genesisauror5550]

*cowerbungehh*

[@finnsears6659]

The story is told by Holly Ellenboger News9

[@ArcadianWizard]

They protecc They attacc But most importantly They don’t let Rihanna talk

[@Zenithorix]

didnt rhyme in that last part one bit

[@ArcadianWizard]

SupermanPlayZ YT shut up gey

[@aragornrose4912]

But she did talk

[@harrisonnguyen1873]

@@Zenithorix issajoke

[@maxisdead2672]

SupermanPlayZ YT r/wooosh

[@racheline_nya]

5:59 it's very easy to gradually become more australian: step 1: overuse the word "mate" step 2: burn

[@racheline_nya]

oh and don't forget to adopt all species of spiders

[@Fossfuris]

This feels so weird to come back to with where Wilbur is now.

[@memethief2855]

He protec He attac But most importantly.... My dad isn’t bacc

[@calvinjluther]

Your comments are the reason I don't want to come back.

[@PoochiePookie12]

Cuz he blacc

[@bayern1445]

Are you blacc

[@bayern1445]

@@PoochiePookie12 I didnt see your comment originally yoot

[@redhotitchyworms]

Good job stealing that meme pussy

[@J-D03]

*Second parts are never goo-*

[@terraxgaming4117]

what about shrek 2

[@miniaturelabyrinth7765]

Jojos bizzare adventure part 2.

[@liber5964]

*real life part 2*

[@elsasslotharingen7507]

Vladmir Lenin 2 when bois?

[@1000YABASTA]

Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part II

[@allybee2864]

Did you just call him a plebiscite that means a popular referendum you plebeian

[@caseyhayes7510]

Plebeian parasite >>> Plebiscite

[@Persun_McPersonson]

[@@caseyhayes7510] Then just take out the C and they'll mean the same thing

[@4523167098]

Owned

[@dgde6788]

Also if blood doesn't make you stronger, then why do vampires live for so long hmmmm?

[@bananatassium7009]

So after my professional analysis, I have decided that in the first fight Big Boy has the best chance. Here's my meta breakdown. So, first of all let's look at their stats. Bradley put all his points into INT, which seems appealing at first, but he's the worst in my analysis. INT beats DEF but loses to ATK, and since Big Boy is the only one who put any points into DEF and Big Boy also put points into ATK, Bradley is not very good. And unfortunately, they all only had 100 points to spend and to overrule effectiveness, you need over double the opponent's stats, so since Big Boy split DEF and ATK evenly Bradley is SOL. Next worst is probably Bush Goliath, because even though he put all his points into attack, that flat out loses to Big Boy using DEF. Sure, it beats Bradley and Beefmaster (2/3 of the time for Beefmaster), but it's pretty clear here that putting 100% of your points into one stat is not the right choice. Moving on to Beefmaster, he is actually pretty damn good. Since he finally made the right choice to split his stats, he can choose to go for INT or ATK moves. With 50 INT and 50 ATK, he beats Bradley w/ ATK and CAN beat Bush Goliath and Big Boy w/ ATK (33% and 50% respectively), but this is nowhere near reliable enough to win consistently. Finally, Big Boy. He consistently beats Bradley with ATK, consistently beats Bush Goliath with DEF, and has a 50% chance of beating Beefmaster with ATK. Overall, this makes Big Boy just about the only viable defender, so I hope the devs patch this soon. I mean, just thinking about it, Bradley and Bush always lose, Beefmaster only wins 1/6 of the time, and BB can defend you half of the time.

[@joshhorley2116]

Are you kidding? Bush master has minmaxed to perfection, and yeah big boy stands a small chance but if Bush boi can pop off a crit it's game over

[@vd6070]

@@joshhorley2116 "pop off a c r i t-" crit.... random crits.... crits, crits, crits, criTS, CRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITSCRITS *FUCKING C R O C K E T S*

[@aidancommenting]

Nah, Bradley is my go-to fighter

[@slendveny7191]

Bush goliath actually has a pretty good melee resistance.

[@Banana_Fusion]

Bro ur playing in 1.7.3 they did the tomato update for Halloween back in 2018 where they revamped the tomatoes, and then there was the combat revamp last month which was gamechanging. For one, they made each fighter have base stats, but then a customisable part is a choice between 3 attacks, and in the combat update abilities were added with 2 to choose from each fighter. Now I'll explain the 4 fighters we're comparing in ascending order from worst to best Lets start of with Bradley. Well like in pre-1.7.4, the version ur playing on, he seems good at first- high dodge chance, high critical, high chance of learning the fatal flaw of Bradleys enemies. And his abilities are absolute game changers. But if you actually look at his hard stats, not all the fancy 21st century stuff, he's revealed to be weak. His defense is low, so even though he has a high dodge chance, if he doesn't, he could die in 1 hit if the enemy has good attack damage and crits, especially if they use an offensive ability. All of Bradley's attacks are insanely weak, and normal crits do double damage, so when he crits he usually does weaker than most non-crit attacks. His 1st ability helps, I think it amplifies the next 5 attacks to do 500% damage if they crit, sure since its a concealed ability it can come as a crazy surprise from this otherwise useless enemy that you'd ignore. Bradley doesn't even have ANY absorbtion, other than ths buff to tomato-types in Tomato Tumble. Overall, Bradley is essentially just good to distract the enemy and make them waste a few turns before they can hit him in campaign, since most enemies AIs will prioritise him, as he has lower hp than I think most of the fighters in the game (maybe not mellow man, but his absorbtion rate is insane). In pvp, hes only good in the starter game if you're lucky enough to get one of his abilities from a crate early on, but on ladder he's useless. Honestly he's a difficult character to balance because he can get wayyy to op really quickly, I hope the devs find a way to balance him soon, he's been fluctuating from broken to horrible to broken to horrible for too long now. Next, we go to beef master. Good attack damage on 2 of his attacks, has the block ability which is pretty neat, has decent absorbtion and high health. He's been in a really good place for a while now, maybe a bit strong, especially since he's used to create a bush goliath so a nerf to him would probably nerf goliath who seriously needs a nerf. I think hes pretty well rounded, but like I said he might be a factor in goliaths strength. He's good in most gamemodes, probably not some of the speed based ones since hes quite slow, but I usually chuck him in my party for campaign and pvp, and not just so I can summon goliath. I put Beefmaster below big boy because the devs are hard nerfing him next update, at least from what we know so far. Anyway, big boy. Hes slow, hes got less than average attacks, but his health and absorbtion ARE SO HIGH, he's definitely one of the higher up tanks right now. And the passive buffs he gives to teammates, they aren't support type worthy, but still pretty good considering how strong he is as a tank. For this exercise though, it sounds like its a 1v3 and we won't be able to utilise big boys buffs, although I guess if we pick him the others can't get them. In this scenario he'd be worse than Beefmaster, but like I said Beefmaster is being hard nerfed so I'd probably pick big boy above him. Definitely good for your party in any mode except 1-tap since he'd get 1 hit killed from anyone so tanks are horrible in that mode. And now, Bush Goliath. Definite winner. He's got similar stats to Beefmaster, but he gets to use a attack in the hybrid phase (since y'know he's a hybrid) which essentially means 2 attacks. He's probably the strongest fighter in the game, sure he's a hybrid so it takes ages to summon him onto the field, but just like most hybrids you've practically won once you've summoned him, I think Goliath is the only hybrid without a hard counter as well! Plus, his hybrid attacks are so insane, they are the coolest and most unique in the game imo. I'd probably not get him in a regular game though, since the steps to summon him are so complex and rng tbf, but in this scenario it seems we start of with him straight up, so definite winner.

[@kreatona4219]

Why'd you call Jack a plebiscite? pleb·i·scite noun the direct vote of all the members of an electorate on an important public question such as a change in the constitution.

[@themlgenius124_2]

Shut up, you fucking plebiscite.

[@lunadesert]

Ok plebiscite

[@mel-ody]

and this is exactly why you’re a plebiscite

[@lunadesert]

Stfu plebiscite

[@ihaveneverfeltthetouchofaw996]

Gtfo you plebiscite

[@nichole4968]

Rhianna was right about them being alligators though. Crocodiles have a v shaped snout.

[@schmerci69]

Nah there are Crocodiles with a V shaped snout and Alligators with a wide snout

[@rokukou]

FirewolfHD that’s... what they said

[@youtubeuserdan4017]

But why the fuck do scientists even divide them into two different animals when the difference so fucking small? Why not call them another species of crocodile?

[@youtubeuserdan4017]

@@kimmyawesomeness4184 Eh, fair enough. I've been asking that question for a real long time and nobody has answered me.

[@funky555]

@@youtubeuserdan4017 a crocodile would litterally eat an aligator with no effort

[@music0cool]

1:22 “I would pick Bradley because he’s the only one which isn’t a hybrid tomatoe and I believe in pure-breds” dead 😂

[@garyjohnson499]

David is my favorite anime character

[@goatperson3403]

David is my waifu

[@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-]

6:50 sent me into a furious laughing fit and now I am in pain

[@reddoot7427]

He protec He attac But most importantly He edit for Jac

[@dr.badtimes3660]

*_1 7 , 0 0 0 C R O C O D I L E S_*

[@vbgvbg1133]

I trust the 17000 crocodiles

[@vbgvbg1133]

Bronwyn America pls

[@nubblesthenub9643]

But here's the kicker: 17 *thousand* crocodOIls

[@umbrellabirb2959]

Actually there alligators because there scutes aren't shaped to swim

[@1caaru5]

David sounds like a middle age dad. *I'm sorry*

[@evanallaire2829]

So do you

[@evanallaire2829]

Because your jhon snow and your from..... whatever Your daddy

[@1caaru5]

@@evanallaire2829 :)

[@pshycokillersarah]

David is my uncle. :) Uncle Dave to the rescue!

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Because David is daddy

[@epsilon7878]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that ‘Ellenbogen’ means ‘elbow’ in German?

[@user-bg7ef4ns4v]

Jawohl! How should they know?

[@saarxddd]

And in Dutch. (Well, one letter apart, ellebogen)

[@ald0319]

I'M LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE, not through flashcards, not through my teacher, and not even through school, but by reading KZbin comments!!!

[@bean1002]

A nigga really named his daughter Elbow

[@net_has]

Simple Mannequin I mean... it’s a last name

[@shraddhamestry9886]

He attac He protecc But most importantly he edited a video for jacc For Wilbur

[@deepfriedbabyyyzzz1523]

I dont get it :^ im sorry

[@matthiaswlf]

​@@deepfriedbabyyyzzz1523well wilbur's soothouse's editor so yk

[@matthiaswlf]

​@@deepfriedbabyyyzzz1523the answers quite late lol

[@InklingKirby]

Why did Wilbur edit a Minecraft video?

[@justminibanana9128]

IKR

[@joedavidson7893]

Why wouldn't he

[@MayorMeaty]

Kaboom

[@bursteh1135]

@Tik Tok Ads it's 2019 i can finally be in peace to excessive cringe jK LoL

[@bossenn]

Its an arg filled with mysteries. There is even a subreddit

[@hugo511]

5:39 I pick 17k crocodiles the others seem sketchy

[@VeeTOHFan]

i pick 17,001 crocodiles

[@vivinotfromloona25]

Uhm, no, its 17k crocodiles, not 17k crocodiles.

[@vivinotfromloona25]

@interleglueal clef Everyone is picking 17k crocodiles cause they think they're cool, but 17k crocodiles are much more powerful.

[@vivinotfromloona25]

Intergluteal cleft i was considering it, but, come on, who would turn down 17k crocodiles?!

[@matheustran8009]

Hugo I preferred the 17k crocodiles over the 17k crocodiles because the 17k crocodiles is objectively better then the 17k crocodiles

[@wokemoralist]

soothouse nearly destroyed itself because of a few stop signs and a holly ellenbogen

[@mankdemelord6974]

PLEASE react to *r/LodedDiper* it’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfiction Like so they see this lmao

[@sillygf]

No

[@Nomadthejester]

ITS A WHAT

[@docinaboxdotcom]

PLS BOYS

[@codexsquid]

I think you used "Fanfiction" in the wrong sense, when the proper term you were looking for *might* be "shitposts".

[@bluchicken_995]

Doomed Squid Can’t it be both?

[@rainfevers]

we just gonna ignore the subtitles?

[@joedirt6212]

Flamingo Reality ikr

[@justyouraveragemutantblood2185]

Flamingo Reality *concern* wha.... wha is even happening... I’m kinda scared... mostly confused

[@morgancoe2424]

RIP Big Giuseppe

[@70sman]

while they're enjoyable as someone who sometimes needs subtitles it would be nice if they would just caption the video.

[@finejuggler7601]

Flamingo Mints yes

[@RedRobinWho]

7:52 Wilbur trying to talk but can't is my life summed up in a few seconds

[@stenchpapi]

Alligators eat your children in an A shape Crocodiles eat your children in a C shape

[@gagewatson1895]

Doesn't have to be my children

[@louiesatterwhite3885]

@@gagewatson1895 r/cursedcomments

[@copperspaghetti]

Actually alligators consume children in the shape of a U but crocodiles consume children in the shape of a V Also only the top teeth of an alligator are visible when their mouth is closed and all teeth of a crocodile are visible when their mouth is closed

[@stenchpapi]

Canadian Crusader shut the fuck up reptile boy

[@swahi2702]

Rhianna is always abused in these videos and I enjoy it thoroughly

[@jemandetwas1]

This wold sound so wrong without context

[@Dragoneer]

Top 10 Pornhub comments

[@Rowankeenanx3]

A popular comment from the Chris brown vevo

[@brianpeeples7524]

r/nocontext

[@jakejanosko2052]

@@Rowankeenanx3 i love u for this clever reference

[@TheWatchfuleye1]

Jack might be right about the whole Better legs without arms thing. If someone or something, especially a cat lived without legs, they would most likely have developed the balance. With the improved balance would also come improved strength, because they would always have to work to stay balanced. Not only that, but they would also have to go upstairs with only their legs and no use of their arms on say a railing. They would most likely be getting up from a seat without assistance also making their legs stronger. Jack has a point, the long leg cat would have increase kicking and jumping abilities.

[@israelw7762]

Long leg = better run

[@someoneincognito6445]

Exactly! Just look a that cat's legs! When you don't have arms you have to do many things just with your legs what also makes you more stretched and gives you full control over your legs so you can kick higher and stronger too.

[@elsasebastian1901]

i feel like we're looking too much into this

[@ArcanistShion]

@@elsasebastian1901 Nah it's still fun.

[@megaagentj2248]

1: bush goliath: they have vines to use as weapons 2:warrior: big stick=win 3:bart: mostly cause I don't know his power level, the rest can be beaten by a computer with reddit 4:factory approved cat: I can kill the rest with a shoe 5:17k crocodiles super good, it can beat 17k crocodiles and 17k crocodiles 6: bottom right similar to bart, it's the only thing I don't know the power level of 7: the cat with arms: *SLAP*

[@twilightspire9983]

Wrath cat is how you fell on the inside Envy cat is what you show those people

[@crunchiesjl]

"It's only a chip." Me: _Sees a french fry_ Me: "ex *cUse* me?"

[@stan5794]

briht

[@notatruck2640]

Sounds like they need sum murican freedom

[@maryreyes2575]

It's a British thing, Crunch!

[@tribeofephraim5801]

@@maryreyes2575 I'm not 100% percent sure,but I'm pretty sure its a joke

[@carysp6173]

Ever heard of... British language? we call fries chips over here.

[@cpg7088]

one protects, the rest attack: SootHouse, GioFilms, SorrowTV

[@sangrieminat93]

You fucking forgot SLAZO Y O U D E G E N E R A T E

[@RocasWOW]

Soothouse cause they have multiple people

[@cpg7088]

@@sangrieminat93 slazo is a dead meme

[@memethief2855]

A l l

[@sammy6870]

GioFilms. His cuteness will keep the others from attacking

[@wyrmie7276]

Aw man, you guys didn't start recording.

[@mrAfarts]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Holly Ellenbogen has news for you.

[@havocspiral]

Mr. Meme Robber _floats through air_ *HOLLY ELLENBOGEN HERE WITH NEWS 9*

[@oriontigley5089]

7:40 *Bold of you to assume Holly Ellenbogen is a **_human_*

[@finnsears6659]

She's not a human, she's news9

[@JRC99]

She got smoked in the face with a stop sign in a hurricane and survived. Superhuman, clearly

[@ComedyIsCoolTelevision]

For 6:32 the actual difference between alligators and crocodiles is that one has a more rounded nose and the other has a more pointy nose

[@sangrieminat93]

No the difference is the strength of the jaws when you put a plug n play game in their mouth

[@saarxddd]

No, alligators are thick and crocodiles skinny bitches

[@arthurdunn07]

When Rihanna makes a genuinely funny joke about Will and he runs her over high speed lorry style 4:15

[@beingsactual]

8:38 _"Darling, who needs arms, when you have legs like this?"_ Leg so hot Hot hot leg Leg so hot you *Microwave a cat*

[@mitunacaptor312]

Cpt. Wolf I love you for this comment.

[@terrotorotbart8319]

"Holly Ellenbogen" nearly had me dying.

[@maximusthedude8305]

Ok Wilbur, quick question: what the heck just happened with JacksSucksAtLife? You are the last people I expected to crossover and I need an explaination.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

I definitely trust pants cat

[@Max_Le_Groom]

So is kremit the past tense of kermit? As in 'I kremitted suicide'?

[@evanallaire2829]

Fu ch th th th

[@hakasek4052]

8:37 The middle one can also restore its health by drinking almond milk.

[@Max_Le_Groom]

@@hakasek4052 *ONLY PANT CAN SUSTAIN ME!*

[@testaccount5359]

Well, it depends. Do they have the Goose Button?

[@feraltaco4783]

YAAAAS! The ultimate sneak attack! 😈😈😈

[@TheChilternChronicles]

Top ten anime sequels.

[@BinglesP]

I used to think this meme was "Which of them do you think won't murder you" It wasn't until I realized it was "Which of them do you want to protect you from the rest", did I ever have any optimism in my soul

[@sophiepollak9514]

"Microwave Cat! He can microwave anything in the time it takes to microwave it." Has become a new catchphrase of mine

[@hallwayl2366]

E A T P A N T

[@GermaphobeMusic]

I'm gonna have to go with 17k crocodiles.

[@user-bg7ef4ns4v]

Nice pick! But I’ll go with *S E V E N T E E N T H O U S A N D C R O C O D I L E S!*

[@israelw7762]

If any of those crocs are k. Rool then I'm with the king

[@bankutibence2688]

Really dude? Obviously 17k crocodiles are much better

[@geraldkoh7573]

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE??

[@morgand820]

9:24 Plebiscite is a type of election... you plebeian

[@bee6334]

Morgan Dignowity I’m so glad someone else knows what a plebeian is.

[@VideoGameNord]

Thanks, Socrates

[@mitus123]

Wrong smartass plebiscitum is a law enactment

[@attackoramic8361]

I thought you meant electron, and me, being invested into science, was like: "What?"

[@stardust_falls]

what the hell is the captions "somone raided my sandwich stash again"

[@voidheart069]

when???

[@pizzatime4700]

HelperCake 11 fool

[@undefined6512]

$17,000

[@Vltava_]

He protecc He attack But most importantly, He edit for jacc

[@aaronl19]

Hey.... Your editor has betrayed you and edited another KZbinrs video

[@Sieger1]

one protects the rest attack *_picks god_*

[@awesomesauce4758]

What if you... Wanted God to protect you... But God said... SPeLl Icup nI🅱🅱a 😂😂😂👌💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 *BOTTOM TEXT*

[@austinclay3189]

Sieger *God

[@barbaro267]

lol *God

[@austinclay3189]

barbaro267 thanks I’m here all week

[@key2theuniverse713]

This is why Friday nights are the best I am so lonely :-( XD

[@SteveOdinson]

ImGonnaBeTheVeryWorse, SkyrimPlayer!! At least you have Soothouse.

[@sambaker734]

I feel ya

[@key2theuniverse713]

One reason to be happy XD :-)

[@nadine442]

Haha same ;(

[@algo985]

lol XD like if you agree

[@ratbanter]

huh, fitting. was just listening to calcium dream.

[@noqls]

*FUCKINGWOMEN*-Wilbur soot 2:34

[@StinkeeRaccoon]

it has been almost 4 years since i first watched this video. With the idea in mind of where these people are today, watching this feels crazy.

[@angelscupboard]

as a year 9 kid, i can confirm that the cat at 4:56 is trying to smoke a chip

[@CatSoulzScoutTF2]

Do you are have soothouse

[@sangrieminat93]

Rice

[@Haishi-is-a-mess]

Only on Mondays or 43

[@narkopop6608]

Yea

[@moshhsom4820]

Wanna try again

[@CatSoulzScoutTF2]

What

[@jamesfunnymorrison8305]

2:58 I don't feel so good

[@raxusveritas]

Fire: In a Bush next to a stop sign Also the fire: This sign can't stop me because I can't read!

[@Ixarus6713]

No-one has enough power to attack pride cat, not even the 25 thousand crocodiles. Pride cat is so powerful that the first guy didn't dare attack him, then his grandchildren came after the cat and found themselves in a similar situation. Continuing infinitely.

[@rydo728]

Who needs martial arts when you have this subreddit?

[@KraisonFrameworks]

I like this comment because you make it sound like you had a black belt exam but you decided to watch this instead.

[@bananas8507]

The question is. *Can Soothouse protect me from consuming the delicious pant?*

[@neonbeams5923]

*nice pfp*

[@bananas8507]

*Thank you kindly*

[@spanishinquisition9639]

I subbed to you solely for the reason of your profile picture

[@averydrunkgod4805]

10:48 is that… *beluga?*

[@madeofcake6972]

WHO IS WILBUR SOOT? He keeps on sending weird and psychopathic videos as clues for something, like a message to JackSucksAtLife's audience. He *NEEDS* to *EXPLAIN!*

[@epicgamer-bt2ii]

Holly ellenbogen

[@SCP--ff1zg]

MadeOfCake holly ellenboggen

[@fivecentlivin-_-6796]

Wilber was on jacksucksatlife’s channel?

[@6vp216]

thats why im here

[@bursteh1135]

or he's a fAkE wilbur

[@disc9219]

4:04 bort sampson

[@VeeTOHFan]

abort sampon

[@spo0n53]

Cowebungerhh

[@stresswaves01]

Derive nutritional value from the clothes intended for my lower torso

[@CaiHy-Bri]

Why was Sorrow in the KZbin Rewind but not SootHouse? This is madness!

[@DevTook]

Sorrow was??

[@mushromus7764]

"Blood doesnt make you stronger" *angry second gear Luffy noises*

[@justsomenumpty]

with the 17k crocodiles, no matter which one you choose you will still lose. it's 17k crocodiles vs 136k crocodiles

[@subnormality5854]

3:28 The bit with pissed-off drunk gay dad George is somehow the funniest bit in this vid

[@johnreighley1166]

1. 9 crocodiles 2. 9 crocodiles 3. 9 crocodiles 4. 9 crocodiles 5. 17k alligators 6. 9 crocodiles 7. 9 Crocodiles 8. 9 crocodiles

[@feliscatusgaming3158]

At first I was like what do you mean by chip, but then I forgot that ur British

[@Nogsterz]

10:20 Julius Caesar.

[@calebshepherd8435]

Pride cat would clearly win. He already survived the last knife attack, so we know he's got skills.

[@ontheopblockofftheopblock347]

5:07 That is how tigers were born

[@peatrice5618]

Avatar: The Last Holly Ellenbogenbender

[@Andrew123456789076]

9:24 calls jack a "Plebiscite" and proceeds to say he's being stupid plebiscite noun the direct vote of all the members of an electorate on an important public question such as a change in the constitution.

[@angiermon]

Had the shittiest day today. This will be the thing that makes it better. Thanks boi’s 💕

[@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561]

5:57 for each time you don’t pick 17k crocodiles, the rest of the crocodiles get more Australian.🇦🇺🐊

[@igorkopacynski8906]

My picks and why: 1. Bush Goliath - increases defense, endurance and strength stats 2. Heavy Gunner - grants you long range attacks and increases endurance stat on any armor 3. Bart - the "Eat Pant", "No Cows, Man" and "Cowerbungheh" abilities are really powerful 4. Mucky Cat - increases the effects of potions 5. 17k crocodiles - there useful when it comes to solving puzzles 6. Holly Ellenbogen - increases magic and special stats 7. Cat Long Legs - increases agility and speed stats and grants you "High Jump" ability 8. Die Mart - unlocks necromancy early on in the game 9. Pride - increases any chosen stat

[@bri5033]

8:20 It's actually in Australia, by the way, for anyone wondering

[@glitterdragonthegreatprotecor]

6:22 actually she's right, they are alligators. Crocodiles have V-shaped snouts, while alligators have U-shaped snouts.

[@zicca5796]

4:50 Charlie’s best moment by far

[@funky555]

Crocodiles are better than alligators 1.Alligators can often reach at least 14 or 15 feet in length, which is larger than some crocodile species, but not others. The largest crocodile species is the saltwater crocodile, which can get to at least 17 or 18 feet 2.crocodile bite strength is 3,700-5000 pounds per square inch while alligator is only 2,980 psi 3. crocodiles are waaay more aggressive than alligators 4. crocodile travel 50km regularly and can run up to 24-29 kmph to conclude, crocodiles are stronger, larger, faster and more aggressive

[@thetwinsareawesome]

6:40 NO RHIANNA THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CROCODILE AND AN ALLIGATOR IS THE SNOUT

[@GiffyHD]

but if you didnt have arms, wouldnt you have used more time to use/train ur legs more, hence why making kicks stronger? :thinking:

[@lilteejay8834]

4:29 That aged well

[@GreatNaturalStupidity]

Then there's me, Don't attack Don't protect Don't do anything

[@wordedpuppet6278]

I pick you

[@nrggvrn5576]

"What if he- just-... dies"

[@kylefinn5301]

2:13 **Insert TF2 Heavy quote here**

[@genesisofdreams]

*_i am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon._*

[@creeperjo7]

1:54 IM WHEEZING AT THE MAGE LOOKIN LIKE HE WASHES HIS HANDS AFTER TAKING A SHOWER