rSlash hi Yugo! Love this channel! You’re awesome rSlash
@keii1534 жыл бұрын
Hi yugo
@mitchellhoskin41724 жыл бұрын
Hi yugo
@gornur82924 жыл бұрын
The woman who wanted to sue her babysitter for child support makes me really wish that we can sue people for stupidity.
@UnchainedAmerica4 жыл бұрын
No lawyer is wise enough to take that case. That'll just trash their reputation.
@dragance99954 жыл бұрын
yea but for stupidity of max level
@kinseix4 жыл бұрын
If we’d sue people for stupidity, I’d be in jail according to my friend lmao
@EJay89064 жыл бұрын
Gornur I’m sad that she reproduced... I’m really hoping there’s some genius level intellect coming from the father’s genes because this child is doomed.
@titmusspaultpaul54 жыл бұрын
You'd make an absolute fortune if you could.
@krysher64 жыл бұрын
"I've only got 20 so I guess you've got to take it." "Well I didn't bring the item so I guess I'll just take the 20 then."
@bleachfanbk4 жыл бұрын
So true My dads friends has a way of dealing with people like that, it's call a awhole fee 😁he charges people if they waste his time
@giulioturina27724 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Upper_echelon_exotics4 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome!
@Zyvo24 жыл бұрын
Or you make anew deal they cant refuse. "Okay, fine. But you're going to have to help me hide the body first. I've got a saw in the trunk."
@maskpenn94434 жыл бұрын
You mad lad
@carolgillett224 жыл бұрын
Whoever the man is who is marrying the woman asking for purses, cars etc. God man make a run for it, before it's too late.
@Rapscallion20094 жыл бұрын
In the words of Admiral Ackbar "It's a trap!"
@blitzburn28714 жыл бұрын
@@Rapscallion2009 In the words of a wise man "RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUUUN"
@digedgaming3854 жыл бұрын
And Then No One Came To The Wedding,And The Ones That Came Only Came For Food,And Not Give Her Anything
@youzettasonsofdigits16394 жыл бұрын
Hope he got out before the marriage
@theroguearceus28694 жыл бұрын
in the words of a wise man," you need to run, not walk, to the nearest exit."
@cyylentt4 жыл бұрын
The groom: "Honey, why is nobody attending the marriage?" The bride: "I don't know, i was expecting people to bring *AT LEAST* $400"
@Amanda.Marie.134 жыл бұрын
I really want to read the 38 comments on the wedding gift post lmao
@azureandnoir32744 жыл бұрын
right 😭😭
@BeckBeckGo3 жыл бұрын
At first I'm like "ok... They have a registry but it's a bit gauche to talk about it" Then it went on.
@nirvage27494 жыл бұрын
She says buy me a car Me : okay here... handing her a Hot Wheel..... It's not my fault you weren't specific
@Dragoon18094 жыл бұрын
Nirvage EP: WHAT’S THIS?! I didn’t ask for a toy, I wanted a damn car!
@nirvage27494 жыл бұрын
@Bryant McKell I've learned from Djinn stories then you have to be really precise in your what you wish for if not it will bite your ass off
@nirvage27494 жыл бұрын
@@johnbaca8245 yes they are and their That Bass for genie in Aladdin for but do they weren't benevolent being more then other they were depicted more along the side of a demon then other
@InkHyaena4 жыл бұрын
@@johnbaca8245 You should check out the Wishmaster movies. Be careful what you wish for lol
@tanisha86964 жыл бұрын
C'est la vie(it's life a really crappy one to0)
@Indi_Waffle_Girl4 жыл бұрын
That last story broke my heart 😭 omg. My grandpa is paranoid about the end of the world and constantly gifts all his kids food storage and emergency kits and such. This just reminds me of him.....ah how sad his mental health went so down hill because of his worries :'(
@sweet-sweetpineapple28174 жыл бұрын
Did you tell him that he didn't need all that stuff for the end of the world
@Indi_Waffle_Girl4 жыл бұрын
@@sweet-sweetpineapple2817 hahahaha no XD I couldn't break his heart...lol. my dad actually asked him to stop preaching to everyone when we all get together because it stresses all my aunts and uncles out XD
@CazadorSlayer4 жыл бұрын
On the bright side, those emergency kits will always be useful for...You know. Emergencies.
@Indi_Waffle_Girl4 жыл бұрын
@@CazadorSlayer ayyyyy you're not wrong ;) One time his food storage gift to my parents was this giant bucket of honey. It lasted us for ages XD can't complain about free stuff hahaha 😂
@Indi_Waffle_Girl4 жыл бұрын
@F J hahaha yeee XD my whole side of that family needs it and we all just ignore it and pretend like we are perfect little Christians. Oh the baggage you inheritXD
@MaskOfLimbo4 жыл бұрын
"Anything in relation to the car" Aight. Imma get her a car sticker that says "American by birth. Balding Racist by choice"
@appletears23904 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@fletcherbrown15374 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing
@autumnerez4 жыл бұрын
Not racist by choice, but entitled choosing b#### by choice
@a.kaanalkan85734 жыл бұрын
I could just get her a toy car
@densetoaster40214 жыл бұрын
Nah just an air freshener from the gas station
@oop8334 жыл бұрын
“Worst come from Android” *wait...isn’t this devicist?*
@knoduron4 жыл бұрын
Random YT 😂😂😂
@BlackCroft6664 жыл бұрын
Android isn't even a brand or something. Android is an open operative system. IOS is a closed system. Nothing more and nothing less.
@saraierace16434 жыл бұрын
@@BlackCroft666 what does open and closed operating systems mean?
@anelebirdie34354 жыл бұрын
I heard that iPhones and androids actually have the same manufacturer for some parts, or something like that. Either way. I have an old android. It works just fine.
@anelebirdie34354 жыл бұрын
@@BlackCroft666 hey, not all of us are as tech smart as you are :)
@10awhite4 жыл бұрын
"Anything relating to the car" Gives keychain.
@1985toyotacamry4 жыл бұрын
Or a steel rim
@onninno80284 жыл бұрын
Or a cheap part
@rishabhranjan57574 жыл бұрын
gives hot wheel
@KG-VanityInKnickers3 жыл бұрын
Or a sculpture made from the rubber of a tire....
@UNIT2943 жыл бұрын
Spark plug gap gauge?
@fightingfaerie4 жыл бұрын
Guy babysits someones kids. Mom: "Thank you so much. How much do I owe you?" Guy: "Nah, you don't need to pay me. I understand how hard it is being a single mom going to school." Mom: "I AM GOING TO SUE YOU!!!!" ...... w. t. f..... ???
@jasondyrkacz82704 жыл бұрын
Then he refuses to babysit again. "Why won't he babysit?"
@noobslayer69154 жыл бұрын
@@jasondyrkacz8270 "what an asshole"
@MashZ4 жыл бұрын
@@jasondyrkacz8270 How Dare He?!!
@noobslayer69154 жыл бұрын
@AlbertaStrength The quotation marks around the statement indicate that the woman is saying that. I'm just saying how'd she react.
@frith.calluna4 жыл бұрын
I can't even imagine the stress of being invited to a wedding like that. Like imagine it's a good friend's wedding or something. I'm a university student. 400 dollars is almost an entire month's worth of my student loans. I can't be spending that kind of money on some ungrateful bridezilla. And honestly... If you're rich and you still don't want to buy expensive gifts like that I wouldn't blame you.
@aralornwolf31404 жыл бұрын
I would leave them a gift of 350 dollars in monopoly dollars, the other 50 would be in Canadian Tire money (also legal tender at any Canadian Tire). It's not my fault she failed to specify what dollar, right?
@enter_feeling60424 жыл бұрын
@@aralornwolf3140 I'd give her a screw. Car related right? I can also add a card saying screw you
@picallo14 жыл бұрын
What kind of shit-bag Bride even puts together some nonsense like that???? I can understand if you dont want some certain items like a toaster because 'we already have a toaster' or something like that but this shit is just that...........shit.
@realcookiemon4 жыл бұрын
i did give her the dust of my rust old dead car that my dad had didn't she say any car related? then you can my dust
@Jacky.c.v4 жыл бұрын
Stan yeah, that’s what I would say. „Please don’t buy stuff that I already own and if possible, please talk with each other so I don’t end up with 10 toasters, thx“
@justsomeyetiwithinternetac91294 жыл бұрын
I like how rSlash's voice always SeeMs LiKe tHiS.
@lemapple81804 жыл бұрын
I think that's the goal for the choosing beggar male and female voices I love it
@thehiddenninja34284 жыл бұрын
I actually read those last 3 words in his EM voice lol
@beckysaurus32774 жыл бұрын
His voice is the same for old lady’s and childern
@braakwame_4 жыл бұрын
Have you heard from your cousin the big foot with internet access? 😂😂
@poseidon23634 жыл бұрын
@@beckysaurus3277 he needs to improve his voice for old ladies/ men. It just sounds like a choosing beggar but slightly altered. And it is annoying considering most grandmas/grandpas are not the entitled or beggar kind. Other voices are good though. *Relatively*
@agentrose99054 жыл бұрын
Bruh everyone going to that wedding should just team up and buy nothing but blenders lmao
@thetableoflegend98143 жыл бұрын
“Woops I didn’t read the spreadsheet sorry”
@vivanpatel35223 жыл бұрын
Imagine the blenders being in different shaped boxes so the CB doesn't suspect the attendees also half of them just not arrive and cut contact once Cb asks for compensation for them not arriving.
@BlindKid42 жыл бұрын
better yet 'buy' her blender as in the software
@melikab55074 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don’t know why I watch these. These stories infuriate me so much and make my blood boil😂but they’re so entertaining tho
@Rahat-cg8rv4 жыл бұрын
Same feeling man, I never there were so many entitled people out there...
@BigCountry5714 жыл бұрын
You watch it because it makes you mad lol
@nallyaaaaaa3 жыл бұрын
samee, this is why i don't watch r/entitledparents anymore. r/choosingbeggars tend to be less worse, so i just chill with them
@RishaanC2 жыл бұрын
@@nallyaaaaaa i know, i used to love r/entitledparents, cause that brought me into reddit. now it makes my blood boil so much, i immediately just stop reading or watching it.
@yetiornot57264 жыл бұрын
That tablet lady, ladies and germs: just freely admitting she cooks and cleans and expects only the finest things. Does she realize it's not 1961 anymore?
@oneeyedking74654 жыл бұрын
Hey! Watching daytime TV for 5 hours a day is hard work!
@avi83654 жыл бұрын
I saw a stand up in which one guy tells this story " My mom's a house wife I have a friend(female) who is a huge supporter of feminism and I appreciate it , one day we were hanging out at my house and she said to my mom that she should stop being a house wife and be independent , my mom said that you younger generation are stupid and don't know the way of life , why work when you can have a man working for you , she got pretty angry and saying how can you say that it's really bad , people like you are the reason patriarchy- and suddenly my dad comes in hand over his entire monthly income bow his head slightly observing the cash as my mother counted 400 bucks hand him that and said make them last till the end of the month as he walked away she faning the cash said you just haven't figured life out yet......." IDK what my point is but I got reminded of this the moment I read your comment.
@GiordanDiodato4 жыл бұрын
she probably thinks Reaganomics never kicked in.
@haleykay1634 жыл бұрын
@@avi8365 Gotta love feminists that want women to be what they want, but when a woman wants to be a stay at home mom, those women are the problem. Lovely. Shines a... nice(?) light on those sorts of feminists.
@CazadorSlayer4 жыл бұрын
@@haleykay163 "Women should have the power to choose! But fuck your choice, it's wrong!"
@justat11494 жыл бұрын
I hope the only thing that bride got as a gift was knowing her fiancé cheated
@garryfunkgaming59184 жыл бұрын
And perhaps some herpes lol
@invisigoth5104 жыл бұрын
Garry Mcavoy ooo, the gift that keeps on giving
@AngelDestler084 жыл бұрын
Right!? Bridezilla much!?
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber4 жыл бұрын
@@H-to-O Maybe she came from money, and he was actually marrying her daddy's bank account? Either that, or she's a looker/good in bed. God forbid he's as much a CB as she is!
@Soniclover35934 жыл бұрын
SAVAGE, but also YES!!!!!
@Modsu4 жыл бұрын
"Actually, I murdered someone. A common method for conflict resolution."
@arbiterskiss66924 жыл бұрын
You can't argue with results.
@chaosreaver35973 жыл бұрын
I mean... it works.
@khrohn9034 жыл бұрын
CB: I would like to make you go in debt for my wedding 👰 Me: How about I don’t go CB: YOU MUST GO! Me: ........naw🥱
@mclamer50204 жыл бұрын
🤠
@yanijuarez21183 жыл бұрын
EEFFFFFFF YOUU!!
@nigerianprince91353 жыл бұрын
I bet only 5-10 people may have came to her wedding and half not bringing any gifts
@Tamara-ju3lh3 жыл бұрын
Reading "CB" as "crazy bitch". 😂 (is it?)
@christinewong04192 жыл бұрын
@@nigerianprince9135 they probably only brought things that are like 10 dollars or nothing at all
@hansbloodsmith4 жыл бұрын
These peoples using logic in a way that will make Patrick Star proud....
@FEEAR10004 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@ImponteDeluxo4 жыл бұрын
Nah, patrick star is a fool but not a idiot
@irinamihaela2874 жыл бұрын
@@ImponteDeluxo there's literary one episode where he gets tricked to accept a way smaller amount of money that it was discussed in the first place
@ruairihubberstey27974 жыл бұрын
But Patrick isn't that stupid
@katwilk98014 жыл бұрын
Wedding gift "in relation to the car": steering wheel cover.
@Siinwu4 жыл бұрын
hehe... id come with a small neat package... with a toy car. enjoy xD
@007Aeon4 жыл бұрын
Why not buy 400$ worth of cheap car air freshener and shape them up like a Car. I mean its a 400$ gift and "car" related :D
@Pipkiablo4 жыл бұрын
How about one of those things you put in your window so it looks like the Pope is sitting in your backseat?
@SiegeTF4 жыл бұрын
I'll got that bitch a windshield wiper. Bitches love windshield wipers.
@goldylocks19324 жыл бұрын
if i was invited i would give her a middle finger sticker for her car
@enderteimant4 жыл бұрын
the only exposure that pays the bills is the one you see in a strip club joint
@croissant72234 жыл бұрын
Karen: *rages when people get her stuff for free* Also Karen: *literally begs to get stuff for free*
@spoon78424 жыл бұрын
The wedding lady Dr.phil: SEND HER TO THE RANCH
@BigCountry5714 жыл бұрын
Yea!!!
@jonathan_byers_stan24164 жыл бұрын
“worst products come from androids” Scoff *ya wanna go?*
@rr_gaming49544 жыл бұрын
Android isn't even a fucking brand it's an operative system xd
@aloysiuscabral44594 жыл бұрын
so, im an apple boy (i dont care about which os you use on your phone, its a phone, it doesnt matter) and not all of us apple users are like this
@jonathan_byers_stan24164 жыл бұрын
@@rr_gaming4954 sjidejl well its still better. My dad raised me with Android's, he hates the man that owns Apple. So when I needed a new phone my mom said “oh I'll give you my old iPhone 6 and buy a new one” my dad replied with “no, I'm not letting her join the dark side”
@rr_gaming49544 жыл бұрын
@@jonathan_byers_stan2416 Yeah I know, apple products are 99.99% of the time just overpriced garbage
@jonathan_byers_stan24164 жыл бұрын
@@aloysiuscabral4459 oh yeah definitely. My mom's and apple user. When I make these comments and argue with people it's all for fun with me. There's always dicks on both sides of anything. Im just raised with this and my dad and I both believe the guy who owns Apple is a complete ass. And he has other reasons as well
@em0via4 жыл бұрын
"Can I make my neighbor pay child support" Girl, what do you think? No.
@catastrophycanine4 жыл бұрын
"Central Missouri were tornadoes are not rare." More like where tornadoes are a spectator sport
@brandipals4 жыл бұрын
My family basically places bets on what the tornadoes will destroy first
@bigiron75004 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Hummingbird-yu3kt4 жыл бұрын
no that would be Oklahoma or Kansas
@loganiushere4 жыл бұрын
I mean, anywhere if the tornado isn't coming your way it's a spectator sport.
@brandipals4 жыл бұрын
@@Hummingbird-yu3kt pretty much anywhere in tornado valley.
@jamesnorman91604 жыл бұрын
"I only have 20 so I guess you're gonna have to take it." "Yeah I'm leaving." Best choice in that situation. And I don't blame them, after that barrage of 'Where are you?!' messages.
@IzzySarru4 жыл бұрын
"Anything in relation to a car" A hitch with matching dangling ballsack ornament.
@kakkopanda4 жыл бұрын
hey rSlah, great video, but can i ask you to change the thumbnail? its from a maori wedding in south new zealand, the bride is doing a haka with har family and friends, it looks funny, but its a really beautiful moment =) hope you understand thanks man, keep the great work =)
@chloedsmith4 жыл бұрын
This needs to be way higher
@HavingFunISKEY3 жыл бұрын
I love how gently you phrased the request, good on you fam.
@stephw60463 жыл бұрын
I watched the video of the haka! It was awesome! And, agreed. 💖
@TheRedstoneNarcissist3 жыл бұрын
One of these things are not like the other's
@thatJAWNraps3 жыл бұрын
YES I JUST POSTED THIS TOO!! Im a kiwi living in aus and saw the pic and was like I KNOW HER!! (not really but from the viral Hakka vid - suuuch a beautiful vid, i actually mssged rslash to let him know it was just a nice moment not a CB hahah, no malice obv but i feel bad for her if she gets memed for a beautiful cultural moment
@13thMaiden4 жыл бұрын
After seeing that registry I'd been like, 'Yeaaaah, I think I'm skipping that wedding.'
@socialanxiety15414 жыл бұрын
I'm suing rSlash for child support cause my friend is pregnant and watches his videos >:(
@sonysangalang4 жыл бұрын
Noone Cares
@BigCountry5714 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Reeeequandaledingel4 жыл бұрын
Are you being serious or jokinig
@bluuujaygaming49454 жыл бұрын
Lol
@susieqwiedeman5474 жыл бұрын
Good luck with that bud lol
@zacharymoss46104 жыл бұрын
For “anything related to a car” lady, just get her “Choosingbegger” bumper sticker.
@teslagod7221 Жыл бұрын
i think she mentioned something like atleast 400 dollars of wedding gift,which i think should apply to all her demands... though,i am really curious about how many people would had taken her crap and went to that wedding...
@LiquidGirlfriendFreeBoy4 жыл бұрын
"Hey why do you have anxiety over getting out there into the dating pool? Modern women can't be that bad right? - woman wants to make her babysitter pay child support-
@nobodyimportant96033 жыл бұрын
Yeah I mean, scumbags exist. That doesn’t mean it’s representative of the majority, that’s like girls looking at r/NiceGuys and never dating because of the shit they see there
@desireeochoa13543 жыл бұрын
People in general suck regardless of gender. i wonder sometimes how the hell a decent guy goes for a complete bitch on wheels, just like i wonder why some guys start convos - "Hi Im (NAME), Nice to meet you. What are the odds in you sucking me off tonight?"
@markusnixon31563 жыл бұрын
Wow you guys need to visit different areas if you think that many people suck, I'd say maybe 40% of people suck, and that's including terrible people from these stories.
@desireeochoa13543 жыл бұрын
@mike sixx lol. yup it happens. but whatever. bye!
@Tamara-ju3lh3 жыл бұрын
@@desireeochoa1354 yeah or going into creepy stalker mode.
@burnyhigurashi4 жыл бұрын
This bride on the thumbnail is actually doing the haka to receive her husband, it's a amazing video
@erzebet69774 жыл бұрын
Yeah it kinda bugs me he used that photo. I think it's disrespectful af.
@33Sonja4 жыл бұрын
If I didn’t find this comment I was gonna say something. He should have picked a different photo....
@13bgunbunny424 жыл бұрын
B As Got a link?
@erzebet69774 жыл бұрын
@@13bgunbunny42 Just Google wedding haka and it's all over the internet. The groom's family began the dance in honor of the couple. They both end up joining in. It's a pretty incredible thing to watch.
@Kellender13234 жыл бұрын
This video should have a different thumbnail, agreed.
@hugokivari31984 жыл бұрын
Everyone have to spend AT LEAST 400$. Ok where can I find a 400$ car.
@jaxt25784 жыл бұрын
Just buy a car from like a scrapyard for around 400 and just get it delivered to her, the look on her face would be priceless
@brandonsabin14714 жыл бұрын
I just pulled this stunt on my brother-in-law I'm a mechanic and his Jeep has been sitting in my garage with a broken engine for almost a year now and he's upset that I haven't fixed it for free and demanded to have a loaner car so I bought a $400 Volvo with no cruise control and no heater it's currently October in Colorado its supposed to snow 3 in on Thursday
@Barkugou4204 жыл бұрын
@@brandonsabin1471 oh that's fantastic xD
@CazadorSlayer4 жыл бұрын
@Mike Anderson I'm not a mechanic, but even I understand how stupid that is. MAYBE I could understand them expecting the work for free, but the parts themselves? Seriously? That's just being a greedy bastard, plain and simple.
@jacencade40194 жыл бұрын
Karachi
@MadMusic264 жыл бұрын
“...or anything related to the car.” Guess who’s getting a nice, new air freshener? 😃
@nanook66204 жыл бұрын
Imagine everyone coordinates and just gets air freshener
@fayhaan57333 жыл бұрын
I mean like air freshener is good ahem* to me atleast-
@culltik3 жыл бұрын
Nah i’d have gone even further. I’d have told her that I wanted to get her something special that’s both related to a car and (insert high end brand) and that it was so special I wanted it to be a secret so I couldn’t fully tell her. Then buy a bumper sticker or keychain with the logo, even if it was a knock off LMFAO
@anelebirdie34354 жыл бұрын
"Android is soooooo slow" Oh. Honey...you just wait for Apple to come up with a new phone, you'll know what slow means, lol.
@nigerianprince91353 жыл бұрын
Lmao a 1000$ iPhone have 4gb ram while OnePlus Nord which cost like 320?$ have 12gb ram lmao
@duck58434 жыл бұрын
For that wedding lady I would buy a purse, then whenn the wedding comes I would say "oops I think it is $399. Sorry not over $400, then throw it in the trash."
@TriStar444 жыл бұрын
Good god man, that would be the most frivolous/baller display of pettiness of all time. Respect.
@tidepodpadthai26334 жыл бұрын
She would probably try to dig it out knowing how trashy herself she is
@schwellenangst16054 жыл бұрын
@@tidepodpadthai2633 Ye and remember to film it so you could mock her later lol
@hansbloodsmith4 жыл бұрын
*So let me get this straight, You want me to paid you for having the 'priviledge' of attending your oh so wonderful wedding with a car....DEAL! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!*
@92jwiener4 жыл бұрын
No no!!!! I wanted to give her the car! But it's first come first serve sooo congrats to you.....
@patriciaque85904 жыл бұрын
F*ck off I'm giving my private plane and Lamborghini I'll add a yacht to because all you people are poor suckers
@nyxiia234 жыл бұрын
@@patriciaque8590 do you have one xD and a yacht
@stefantanket87354 жыл бұрын
@@patriciaque8590 i know it's a joke and all but you sound like a true bitch when saying that
@hansbloodsmith4 жыл бұрын
*Naah dudes and dudetess, first come first serve! Though I'm sure we all can find a mutually beneficial solution for our current situation, hehehe*
@swrenan4 жыл бұрын
the woman in the thumbnail is performing a sacred kiwi ceremony called a haka at a wedding, just fyi! might wanna change it haha
@36.melvinjose744 жыл бұрын
I recognized it too. It was a wonderful video
@Stoned_Yoshi4 жыл бұрын
I was just about to rant about that too.... that video was really beautiful, rslash might get some backlash from it Here's the link to the video if anyone hasnt seen this beautiful and powerful video kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqa3iKyMe9iSjrc
@36.melvinjose744 жыл бұрын
@@Stoned_Yoshi True
@andrewbrumana32264 жыл бұрын
Not cool rslash. The woman in the thumbnail is appropriately reacting to a haka ceremony being performed at her wedding by a bunch of her loved ones. Not choosingbeggar at all. It was a performance filled with love and respect. Brings tears to my eyes every time I see it. Please watch the video to see for yourself: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqa3iKyMe9iSjrc
@slensoul4 жыл бұрын
“5. A new for or a new trim for my car, or anything in relation to a car.” *silently pulls out hood ornament*
@Nemesis-lg6zf4 жыл бұрын
'46 people found the post helpful...' Now they know to avoid this person.
@debbiep82604 жыл бұрын
Anything for the car? How about one of those little dog figures with a bouncy head?
@BunnydoesArt4 жыл бұрын
That wedding registry made me cringe. What about the groom? All the gifts seem very focused on her
@cv25414 жыл бұрын
If she could respond to you it would probably be something like that " pff he has enough stuff already I neeeeeeed those purses "
@TriStar444 жыл бұрын
Omg you're right... I hadn't even thought about the groom. How sad; that poor man has absolutely no idea what he has gotten himself into. RIP. :\
@timfortune94 жыл бұрын
"If you wish to get something for him, consult me first"
@bowmanwright5324 жыл бұрын
Choosing Beggar Brides are such a crazy sub-species! Wedding stories never fail to disappoint. Hi Yugo :)
@chloe_louise1234 жыл бұрын
I'd give the wedding CB one of those knock off designer purses or shirts, one of those really obviously fake ones for the laugh
@quizzlie4 жыл бұрын
"The book store can sell it for whatever they want." So... the book isn't about supply and demand in economics?
@rudyrue36944 жыл бұрын
5:30 This woman is asking for wedding gifts adding up to exactly $57,711.20 like bruh
@sara-uq9pb4 жыл бұрын
Choosing beggar: Breathes Rslash: *Ah s***, here we go again*
@jeff48904 жыл бұрын
*r/Choosingbeggars* me: yare yare here we go again
@brunobucciarati8344 жыл бұрын
ok
@SaraWDahl4 жыл бұрын
I think I would've brought an air freshener for the bride's car.. Edit: lmao never mind, rSlash made the joke too
@blackblastgaming13814 жыл бұрын
I probably get a tire caps lol
@sickemgod6834 жыл бұрын
When they say : “ take it or leave it” They mean:” take it”
@eva15854 жыл бұрын
"Or anything for the car" You're getting a sticker.
@myman_nathan61164 жыл бұрын
I would just like to say RIP Mr Elderly he will forever be in our hearts
@american_77w344 жыл бұрын
3:33 She’s gonna want to cry when her boyfriend says “we’re breaking up.”
@j8-bitforager8424 жыл бұрын
just commission enough art from some online artist to total $400 lmao
@salatutelaimet93014 жыл бұрын
That should be very good fucking art then
@Fickji4 жыл бұрын
You know that Tragic Clown painting from the SIms. That's the one you give a choosing beggar on their wedding day. And you write nonreturnable in the Wedding card.
@j3pu694 жыл бұрын
@@salatutelaimet9301 torille
@BrownSofaGamer4 жыл бұрын
J8-Bit Forager Get them to paint a replica of one of Hitler’s paintings, down to the signature. Put a fancy frame on it, let choosing beggar hang that in their house.
@CalsGirl974 жыл бұрын
Make it all of dicks to show how much of a prick she is
@Jurtaani4 жыл бұрын
"anything related to the car" Ok then, enjoy your new "new car" scented Wunderbaum freshener. 🤣 Edit: i made that comment middle of that cp's huge list and maybe that saying that "great minds think alike" is true. 😉
@chosenmaple994 жыл бұрын
0:21 Me: *Ah, yes. The negotiator.*
@delfy9514 жыл бұрын
The lady that wanted to lie in court and sue the guy for looking after her kid and helping her out is what's wrong with this world.
@Athlynne4 жыл бұрын
Your CB and EP voices are TOO good. Literally, when I hear them, I stiffen up with anger and curl my hands into fists. Gods help any person I ever meet who has one of these voices...
@liboud224 жыл бұрын
If you are triggered that easily, you have mental issues, see a psychiatrist. Not even trolling here.
@Athlynne4 жыл бұрын
@@liboud22 I do. Like many autists, I have a lot of anger and trouble expressing it.
@EJay89064 жыл бұрын
Athlynne yeah, the conversations are annoying enough, but the voices really drive the point home... he makes them sound as annoying and irritating as possible.
@liboud224 жыл бұрын
@@Athlynne Oh good. I was genuinely worried about you! Hope you do well in life.
@Athlynne4 жыл бұрын
@@liboud22 :) Thank you, dear. Same to you!
@negative.infinity4 жыл бұрын
4:50 *"Fifth Sak's Avenue"* 🤣
@Hatchy_Auto_Engineering4 жыл бұрын
2:11 I just want to watch the court case, “This man took on a fatherly role for my child, he should be paying child support for it!”
@jasonhurd43794 жыл бұрын
Just a note to shamelessly gush over your channel. I listen for hours and it's always immensely entertaining. The anecdotes are hysterical, and your 'choosing beggar voice' is absolutely perfect. In addition, the thumbnails you choose are always hilariously appropriate. I am 57 and have had a lot of adversity in my life, and your videos really help me keep a good attitude and a hopeful outlook. Thank you so much for all your hard work!
@molybdomancer1953 жыл бұрын
This thumbnail is not appropriate. It might seem so but only because it has been taken out of context. It’s from a video taken in New Zealand of a Maori bride performing a haka at her wedding. Using it as a thumbnail is like making fun of a catholic at first communion or a Jewish boy at bar mitzvah.
@ratdragon10404 жыл бұрын
Man to tablet lady, I wish you bf would have given it to me cuz id like a tablet. Even if he got it for free.
@oceanplanet81604 жыл бұрын
Get a bf. Then he might do it.
@CazadorSlayer4 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that just because he didn't spend a lot of money on it, it's a bad gift. Like dude, if someone was like "Hey, I got this tablet for free but I don't want it, here." Well, needless to say I'd be pretty dang happy to be getting a free tablet for no reason. :P
@ratdragon10404 жыл бұрын
@@oceanplanet8160 naw i got a bf but i dont need gifts like that lol but if he gave me something he got for free that was cool id be down no problem.
@ratdragon10404 жыл бұрын
@@CazadorSlayer right? Idk why people need expensive things when you can get something just as nice for cheap or what have you.
@whatbucketart4 жыл бұрын
5:05 "Fifth Sak's Avenue" she's never been in Saks Fifth Avenue and has only heard of it but still put it on the list I'm in awe I don't think she can afford any of the brands she is asking for other than JCPennys
@NyttAura4 жыл бұрын
"KitchenMaid" It's KitchenAid
@xJadeWolfxx4 жыл бұрын
@@NyttAura Now all we need to do is find a knockoff brand of KitchenAid called KitchenMaid! Though I'd be lying if I said I didn't love my KitchenAid mixer. Though, in my defense it was a wedding gift *to my parents* and is older than I am!
@Neb_Raska4 жыл бұрын
Are the rest of the brands mentioned really that expensive?
@NyttAura4 жыл бұрын
@@Neb_Raska Most of them yes. 400 for a lot of people is a good chunk of money but the brands mentioned are EASILY 400 and up.
@dergluckliche49734 жыл бұрын
@@NyttAura She probably doesn't even cook.
@leopardgecko91004 жыл бұрын
lollll if you got invited to Heidi Klum's party, you're definitely someone that can afford a make up artist
@tellmeaboutit.24904 жыл бұрын
1:37 This guy is doing it Apple STYLE!!
@LoneTiger4 жыл бұрын
2:00 Somehow I feel the seller was in business school... keyword: "Was" 😂 😂 😂
@theroguearceus28693 жыл бұрын
CB: "or anything in relation to the car" also CB: "i expect everyone to spend at least 400 dollars on their wedding gifts" me: *smirks* also me: *buys her 400 dollars worth of pine air freshiners*
@Culvey4 жыл бұрын
"or anything related to the car" Me: Gets "princess" bumper sticker
@tidepodpadthai26334 жыл бұрын
Don't give her any ideas She's not a princess and shouldn't be treated like one
@JakeStaffin4 жыл бұрын
Wait, there's a sign up for the presents? So if I get you a Gucci handbag that someone already bought you, does that mean I have to return it and buy you a car or retile your house? Or do you keep the second handbag and sell it? I'm confused. Also, I have about $8.
@kerberos6234 жыл бұрын
usually most couples will have a gift registry where people tick off stuff they have already bought so people don't show up with 20 toasters to a wedding.
@peachypanda574 жыл бұрын
for the lady getting married and asking for “anything related to the car” i would just get a pair of dice or something to hang on the mirror lmao
@AliMohamed-tz1wg4 жыл бұрын
3:35 Rslash: “ how 46 people find this helpful?” Me an intellectual: so for every 300 people there are 46 choosing beggar... not a very bad ratio
@afmghost17594 жыл бұрын
If she acts like an expensive ass gift is required, then I wouldn't be surprised if the only people at the wedding were the groom, bride, and the priest
@timfortune94 жыл бұрын
Probably only the priest if the groom didn't get the right kind of ring.
@YamiNoSensei134 жыл бұрын
I like how everything on the bridezilla's list is for her, with nothing for her poor husband-to-be
@MuninnMyrkvi4 жыл бұрын
I like the thumbnail. It's from a Maori Haka ritual during a wedding. Emotional but hilarious. I prefer the shot where she's looking in two different directions, personally.
@alifmuhammadchicago3 жыл бұрын
I have the scary feeling that the Maori family will see this and think it's an insult to the culture.
@molybdomancer1953 жыл бұрын
@@alifmuhammadchicago probably because it IS an insult
@mohd_pedophile_rapist4 жыл бұрын
To the car related bride, I would gladly gift her Windshield Washer Fluid.... that too the one for 0 deg temperature.
@toadgamer51344 жыл бұрын
"Anything thar has a relation to a car" Me:*changes the tires* that's my gift to you Cb:😯😤
@blackblastgaming13814 жыл бұрын
Ill get her tire caps
@nastya09874 жыл бұрын
To be honest 4 set of new tires is 1k... I paid for 2 new tires 400$. I probably would litteraly cry if someone got me a 4 set of tires cause that's fucking insane expensive
@BigCountry5714 жыл бұрын
Old tires that are slashed
@someoneyoullnevermeetinrea49494 жыл бұрын
Title: BUY ME A CAR!! Ad: Are you thinking about selling your car?
@Richard_Nickerson4 жыл бұрын
6:00 So, if someone wrote her a $300 check, then she wouldn't accept it?
@mrmemepad49864 жыл бұрын
Rslash says “I’m scared to do 1 hour of subreddits at 2mil”
@SatoshiKenji4 жыл бұрын
CB : "5. A new car or a new trim to my car, or *anything in relation to the car"* Me : _Bring 1 liter of gas/petrol to the wedding_
@jenny-lynn80344 жыл бұрын
The way you cut off, "be greatfu-" was hilarious & unexpected 😂
@biikobeats4 жыл бұрын
Rip Mr. Elderly
@Fyreb1rd9634 жыл бұрын
This subreddit makes me appreciate the nice people I've met so much more
@halldoralarsen864 жыл бұрын
Wow... I gave my cousin a beautiful hand made wall clock from Iceland as a wedding gift and it was "only" $100... she LOVED it. Then I gave my brother and sister-in-law coffee cups that I made myself and they loved them. Feeling lucky that I don't have entitled and greedy family members.
@mrs.w81934 жыл бұрын
The wedding one OMG! That is just crazy. How can someone be so shallow and callous. A freaking spreadsheet 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😲 I don’t even have a kitchenaid stand mixer or a Gucci purse. If I were the guest I would RSVP a big fat NO a day before the wedding 😏
@BeckBeckGo3 жыл бұрын
Tf? Who asks for a tablet of any kind for VALENTINE'S DAY? We don't even celebrate Valentine's day. 😆
@afmghost17594 жыл бұрын
Also, I'd buy them a hotwheels and say "you didn't say which kind of car"
@Azuraion4 жыл бұрын
Hi Yugo, my Sif borks every time he hears you. Love from a Japanese Spitz from Australia!
@goldcoin96184 жыл бұрын
Oh a car well HOT WHEELS
@nyxiia234 жыл бұрын
Yeah buy them a hot wheel car and the whole route xD so they can play with a car
@i.m.b43984 жыл бұрын
4:47 „anything in relation to the car“ Just show up to the wedding with a single tire as a gift
@JohnnyGuiltyMan4 жыл бұрын
CB: offers less money OP: That's not the law of equilevant exchange
@trafficracer1244 жыл бұрын
3:03 and that's where u are wrong. Android is already better than iOS lol.
@microondascononda66314 жыл бұрын
Remember that the pine air thingy should be worth 400$ or more
@nanook66204 жыл бұрын
There was no valuation on the car related item I believe.
@meganreiner36714 жыл бұрын
If I was going to the women’s wedding who wanted the car I’d buy like a painting and put a sticker or tag saying it was over 400 when it would be like 100 dollars or less.
@Cosmickayellie4 жыл бұрын
Megan Reiner right! Literally at that point I literally wouldn’t go
@emmaw.82124 жыл бұрын
6:07 I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING. You want something relating to a car? Fine. 😂
@N0ctisGaming57492 жыл бұрын
Off topic sorta but that thumbnail is from a video that I absolutely love of a bride, groom and the bridal party and groomsmen doing a Haka. Its very lovely and moving.