r/cringetopia + r/sadcringe | why would you post that...

[@Cuestar]

LeBron watching this 👁👄👁

[@lunamajor9264]

Your mom watching this 👁👄👁💅🏻✨

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

fun fact : in french we use LeBron because it sounds like lebran/branle which means choking the chicken/feeding the second mouth

[@Artstreak2]

Lebron better be drinking more H20

[@Wiltings]

The lumbridge guide looking at this 👁👄👁 🏑

[@pandaguzman664]

That’s servinmike

[@Wiltings]

The dude moaning into a stranger's ear is creepy af.

[@alliestevens5264]

I'm surprised that everyone had strong will not to punch that dude

[@panda.with.a.pencil]

I'd consider myself a pacifist, but sometimes even I have to admit...some people need to be punched in the face.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Yeah, idk how anyone thinks that’s funny 😕 it’s literally just cringe 😐

[@who_the_fuck_is_riley5813]

I thought these kids all disappeared in middle school. A grown ass man doing it is pathetic

[@DubCatXero]

The noise was probably one of the most unsettling things I’ve heard in awhile. I’m surprised no one acted out of reflex.

[@luciuseclipse]

For the guy moaning at people in the store, it was extremely uncomfortable and annoying except for the one guy who actually moaned back. At least that guy didn't seem that bothered by it, but yeah the rest of it was entirely unfunny.

[@jello4835]

Another reason to hate the "bothering strangers by doing weird shit to them in public" trend is that people with special needs will sometimes do that kind of thing innocently and assholes like this give people reason to be rude about and/or suspicious of odd social behaviors. If that guy did that to me I would have thought he was disabled, once I found out it was a prank I would have ended up going viral for screaming at him in a grocery store

[@BlueCaesar13]

Just because someone has special needs doesn't mean they are always innocent. They can also have the capacity to be an A-hole (obvious case by case basis).

[@lucilucid]

I was agnostic but now I'm a firm believer of God after the first vid.

[@Brian4120]

Jesus Cruuusssttttt

[@tyrannicaltrix1445]

funny seein' you 'round these parts LMAO

[@lucilucid]

@@tyrannicaltrix1445 :O

[@meelow007]

Im also a crusty ann now!!!

[@acloud7604]

You cannot be a believer and have the most sus profile banner

[@trapstar2012]

Better put some respect oh the first dude "JESUS CHRIST!"

[@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY]

*SHIELD OF CHRIIIISSSTT 😂 I love him so much*

[@pandaguzman664]

Servinmike lol

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

That Derrick video has very strong, Caitlin Reilly "Girl Who Is About To Be Broken Up With" skit vibes. The worst thing about the restaurant video is that after she hit the floor what is clearly pretty hard, literally no-one showed _any_ sign of trying to help her or even check she's okay. The only cringe there was moral.

[@christineloeb3180]

Totally agree. Felt bad for the server. Crowd didn't seem to care.

[@salty4463]

The supermarket moaning prank was not "subjective humour". He was invading personal space to a degree that it would make most people super uncomfortable. Had he done this to a PTSD survivor like me, he could have sent them straight to flashback-hell. Just don't do such things to strangers.

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

I would have called the cops. Scary af.

[@WlwHylas]

Same, like??? Who does this

[@LizzosToiletSeat]

He didn't say it was "subjective humor". He said humor is subjective [which is true] but he couldn't see why anyone would like that style

[@fizzypigeon2571]

the jesus christ guy evens out his cringe with skill

[@spockezri]

literally he was so good even though it was. Well. Cringe. i bet he kills it on christian youtube music videos or something

[@kevinb314]

The dude ridiculously moaning was also getting in peoples faces and posturing. Thats not cool to do to people, and he could get hurt

[@Wolfpax82]

And when it does happen he’ll immediately press charges for assault

[@Kakmanmartinez666]

My dude's gonna get a taste of pepper spray

[@SomeOrdinaryJanitor]

im a socially awkward person and i always think im being weird in public... but then i realize people like this exist.

[@sunnyandthechlo]

The moaning guy, I would’ve thought he had special needs and would’ve taken time out of my day to try to reconnect him with his caretaker. And then been pissed he was just being an idiot.

[@spykethespider5070]

Special needs or not anyone who does that needs to be firmly told how incredibly inappropriate it is.

[@BerryTrekkin]

Tumblr had a similar identifier as the Reddit narwhal thing. One person would say “I like your shoelaces” and you were supposed to reply “thanks, I got them from the president.” Someone said the shoelace thing to me once but I didn’t twig and just said “thanks?” 😅 Could’ve had a new friend but I didn’t Tumblr hard enough I guess.

[@limendime3720]

Lol. Someone told me that they liked my shoelaces once. I asked them what they meant as my shoes didn't have laces. They told me it meant that I was ugly.

[@faeriefire78]

That server video dredged up old anxiety. You drop food like that and the hungry customers are mad, the cooks curse you out, slam crap around, and treat you like crap for the rest of the shift, you have a huge mess to clean, and no matter what you can't redeem yourself to that table (in most cases.) That's a 10% or less tip event right there. That and the kitchen hostility throws you off your game for the whole night. Might as well go home for the night 'cause you're done, boo.

[@phaeste]

The server fucked up by holding the tray over their head, thats just not how one should hold a tray, still stupid that no one helped

[@lowkeylola88]

the waitress falling...why did no one help her? that makes me so sad.

[@Delta-lu5kf]

3:59 That was the longest minute of my life Cue

[@deadheaddarling8320]

Oh girl, it's been 6 years. He's not going to propose, either you propose or move on.

[@eshyr]

Nothing cringe about that first guy. It's hilarious but he's pretty good at it and the crowd digs it i think.

[@supernoctifer6469]

Adults with imaginary friends isn’t cringe?

[@eshyr]

@@supernoctifer6469 you're more cringe than the Christians bro 🥱

[@bellhop_phantom]

@@supernoctifer6469 Funny! Weird though, it sounds familiar. Surely I haven't seen other people say it 10,000 other times?

[@gremlininblue2601]

@@supernoctifer6469 guy who thinks attacking people for having a religion and acting like a 14 year old who just discovered atheism isn't cringe?

[@supernoctifer6469]

@@gremlininblue2601 so is shamelessly defending anyone under fire. What good comes from being civil with individuals whose “faith” deems you an abomination? What a twisted reality in which the atheist argues the religious right to exist lmao we’ve truly lost as a species

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

I do like how the first mark in the supermarket-moaning video reacts super gently, with what looks to be the assumption that old mate has some sort of special needs, meanwhile the third guy just instantly chuckles & starts looking around for the camera.

[@clutchmctryhard3110]

"The narwhal bacons at midnight" threw me back all the day to those "RAWR XD" days of middle school and it's making me cringe all over again. God, I hated school... 🤢

[@wiznik88]

The Friendsgiving guy just makes me sad. Like the self pity to the max is super cringe but when you're that far gone it's like a brain tumor, it's grown there so long it's hard to get rid of. Hopefully OP is able to pull out of that funk and find his self worth and confidence

[@Bodharas]

I'm with some of you on the waitress vid. The only cringe was no one helping her out, or seeing if she's okay. This is going to ruin her day and she likely won't have any allies. A small act of kindness would go a long way. Ask if she's okay, and let her know it's okay. It's only food. Help pick it up. It doesn't have to be a big deal. Only if everyone makes it a big deal.

[@oceanmango]

Honestly i feel bad that somebody would not only sit there and record while it happened, but then post it online for a bunch of strangers to laugh at

[@gravyz2cute4u]

First guy is in his element! He definitely is passionate and not cringe imo

[@stephanieann6622]

KZbin kids is a goddamn joke. I was listening to one of Da Baby's songs AND IT TOLD ME I WAS ON A VIDEO PLAYER FOR KIDS. It wasn't a song he held back on either. I've also had the same thing pop up when I was watching a video posted of when their school had a shooting and they were sharing what they thought their last moments on it. It really worries me on what these kids are actually being shown when parents put the videoplayer on for them thinking their kids are going to only be watching child videos

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

it wouldn't even let me save "i like dirt" by thunderlords on my playlist

[@stephanieann6622]

​@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 it's ridiculous. It's concerning af too

[@kaziered]

8:00 I've seen this one before, and there's a follow up when they show it's just a joke, but he's just as uncomfortable in that one. It's hard to tell if it's just how he is or she keeps pushing him to be like this.

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

why doesn't she just propose? i mean i know why but it's just dumb imo

[@AstralWimbleton]

That first guy really had the spirit of *da lawd* in him

[@awright119021]

That is why you never ever carry a tray over your head like that. You might think it looks cool or makes it easier, but no. You use one hand to carry and one hand to help balance in case of an issue. She's so lucky those plates didn't land on peoples heads 🤦‍♀️

[@lizfritz6546]

Reddit’s phrase to ID each other is somehow worse than Tumblr’s I am so goddamn impressed

[@strangevol5264]

i like your shoelaces

[@redline1916]

i dont wanna be mean but you look like you use twitter

[@jasperjazzie]

at least with the shoelaces one it can sound like an innocuous if a bit weird comment, so if the other person doesn't get it you still have at least some hope of shaking it off, the reddit one is just pure nonsense and i imagine anyone who unironically said it in public looked insane i get it's so that you're absolutely sure that person is a redditor by using a phrase no one would ever say, but still lmao

[@mimithebunno]

cue, say "despawn". its a better alterntive and it gives a better chance of yt not giving you the yellow sign

[@pinkanimositygaming]

The lady with the boyfriend who didn’t propose after 6 years. Oof. I just got engaged almost 3 months ago. We had been dating for almost 2 years when my fiancé proposed. That guy was looking for an out and was hoping she’d be the one to end the relationship. Alas no such luck for our buddy there.

[@phaeste]

His response was garbage but some people just dont want to get married even if they want to spend the rest of their life with their partner, you don't need a document from the government to love someone

[@ferrisbueller9991]

6:33 and of course he picked a girl who is in the top 10% most attractive starbucks ladies. Easily could get charged with sexual assault, have to register as a sex offender/be 500 feet from a school always/goo around and tell your new neighbors by order of the court how you "pretended" to beat off while waiting for your latte.

[@imperialpresence1173]

i'm waiting to see the video of someone getting a jar of pickles smashed against their head for acting a fool in front of the wrong dude

[@jamiejamieson1812]

That Jonny elbows didn't age well lol

[@wolfthunderfire03]

I honestly hate videos where people mess with the public. I can't stand it.

[@panda.with.a.pencil]

The first video is great LOL. Not my style but he has the moves and he has the spirit, good for him.

[@blanddull6881]

Nah, sexually moaning at someone in public is for sure cringe and creepy. Keep it in the bedroom guys.

[@galenburgess6890]

Good timing, I needed my daily dose of cringe today

[@heartabduction]

I yelled the narwhal thing in highschool all the time, I am the cringe

[@aquicandaquak822]

Dear God, what was the aftermath?

[@리선미-s5r]

When i was in hs, a kid used to say it to me when he passed me in the hallways, and i never knew what the hell he meant until this video lol

[@heartabduction]

@@aquicandaquak822 The cringe is terminal 😔

[@heartabduction]

@@리선미-s5r Imagine how much he cringes at himself now lmao

[@siximpossiblethings6388]

oh my god, I thought I was dead inside, then I saw the video of the guy in the car with his girlfriend airing the issue of marriage to her following. That is a broken man.

[@gremlininblue2601]

5:27 if they were doing it in a store where kids aren't in like a liquor shop or something then fine, they're just being creepy and annoying, but doing that around kids?? At least they did it to men, if somebody did that to me I'd think they were going to hurt me and might get violent because I'm a short woman and have been accosted before

[@TrippyScarecrow]

Honestly that second dude, Johnny Elbows, is Chad as fuck. Dude knows what he wants, and he's asking for it straight up

[@manwithaplan2001]

Johnny Elbows is my type of Chad, like no work arounds, he wants a girl with a badonkadonk to do a little twark and I can't blame him. Godspeed man, and I hope he gets his prize

[@blameekatoneikosipente482]

@@manwithaplan2001 if an ugly girl said the same would you also wish her luck?

[@blehhism]

@@blameekatoneikosipente482 yes

[@manwithaplan2001]

@@blameekatoneikosipente482 yes

[@jasperjazzie]

@@blameekatoneikosipente482 yes

[@MassiveSwordAndCards]

I love your videos, man. My morning routine for almost a year has been to make a hot latte while watching a Cue vid.

[@allisonbee]

the 'narwhal bacons at midnight' kind of signal to "let ppl know irl" seemed popular in that 2010 era (tumblrs version being ilike your shoelaces). to a nerdy teenager it felt like oh heeheehoo im being so covert but looking back as an adult, it is simply cringe. i did witness a kid say "i like your shoelaces" to a girl but she had no idea what it meant and she was like "but im wearing sandals...."

[@joban4963]

Making sex noises at people in public in a society where people don't put up with that sort of thing. That is spooky behaviour

[@hollow9414]

I commend that guy in the marriage one, extreme patience

[@passenger-.xxxxxx]

They should like not get married fr she is a lottt

[@KRO-222]

The junk in the trunk kid has major chad energy tbh. I hope he finds an appropriately thicc lady.

[@Solanin0803]

A moderately thicc lady

[@Mentallymuzz]

Clicked so fast I ripped a page in the college text book, was it worth it? yes it was

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

oh i forgot about that actual scam. i wonder if piracy works for text books

[@Mentallymuzz]

@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 literally tho

[@tammyithink]

I was having a bad day, but knowing that Johnny Elbos loves me no matter what, I feel better.

[@Bullen_3]

Got some "boyfriend free" vibes from the twerk on me dude..lol

[@crocsarethepurestformofwea3122]

The second dude literally asked for little girls

[@alliestevens5264]

Right, he even tried to cover it up

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

he meant relatively, compared to him.

[@okaoka2094]

@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 you mean every single girl

[@michaelgear4598]

About the KZbin Kids video ad, the OG video is not an actual KZbin kids, it is an italian commentary video that says that youtubekids is becoming a problem/weird Granted ads like these shouldnt be here in the first place...

[@thehalfdragon17]

Thank god a cue video to keep me occupied while RuneScape servers are down

[@caidalee1994]

If anyone is wondering what the first guy is shouting, he’s naming the different pieces of the metaphorical Armor of God. You can here him shout “Shoes of Peace”, “Breastplate of Righteousness”, and “Shield of Strength” pretty clearly, along with a lot of “Jesus Christ”s and “I/awe love you, God”s.

[@lauragarrard919]

That's right,it comes from Ephesians 6:12.✝️

[@Artstreak2]

The guy in 4:01 makes me physically curl my toes just hearing his voice

[@kaziered]

In arousal? 🤣

[@Kiefsti]

His voice is like cold mayonnaise between your toes.

[@egalitarius8582]

Not here for the prank people bothering shoppers.

[@AmazingAutist]

Self-Note: *_EXTREME MISOPHONIA TRIGGERS_* FROM 2:55---6:00

[@Catwomen4512]

From what?

[@fabianatrindade56]

I'm confused

[@spockezri]

i thought i like your shoelaces was so bad that i didn't say it out loud when i was 17 to a girl at the airport with a sherlock pin. that reddit one though that makes tumblr feel cultured in comparison

[@wife_of_Macaque]

The first video reminded me of Sorrow TV. Since he used a clip of it in one of his videos.

[@Cuestar]

miss you Sorrow

[@wife_of_Macaque]

@@Cuestar Everybody does. Hope he's alright.

[@kenneth1997]

Mr. Television will always be remembered

[@fabianatrindade56]

What happened to him anyways? 😟

[@hankhill4356]

The guy dancing for Jesus made me happy honesty I'm not religious in any way but I enjoy seeing people take out their passion in interesting ways

[@Chelaxim]

Narwhal Bacon is the most 2009 anything ever

[@Regrettable-Username]

6:38 I actually know the reason behind the video! She made some video about how they'd been in a relationship for a long time and was waiting for him to pop the question, but after 3 years of waiting nothing happened. She was getting annoyed and was planning on doing some trend every day until he asked (i don't remember the trend, I'm not on couples tiktok) But then people were all up in her comments asking about it. If she'd brought it up, had she thought of it, why she was bringing it up on tiktok etc. So the video wasn't out of nowhere really - she'd dragged their business out into the public and the public wanted to know what was going on.

[@dragonetafireball]

I’m a black belt and I do not give an f what other people rack.

[@sageisokay1689]

why tf does the guy in the 2nd video talk exactly like Chris Chan?

[@Cuestar]

i didn't wanna bring it up because it's a rough person to be compared to but he really does

[@sageisokay1689]

@@Cuestar ikr, i honestly feel bad for him

[@ribunny123]

@@Cuestar realizing that "Chris Chan" is a brand of human is a very hard realization to make. CC is by far the worst of the group, but he's not the first or the last, just the most well known imo.

[@ixyc]

the first dude is just groovin and im feelin it too

[@lunamajor9264]

First, also love you Cue. Thank you for blessing us with SO MUCH CONTENT I CAN BARELY KEEP UP

[@siximpossiblethings6388]

That one on youtube is even worse, the wrods "Guarda Piu Tardi" translates to Watch Later. Meaning whomever posted this, curated that video into their list.

[@CaptainTheGreat]

The shit of the dude going hooyeeaah was to much

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

The first video isnt cringe. Its DIVINE.

[@caidalee1994]

My question is this: There was a whole other route that server could’ve taken. Why did she take the hard way?

[@mermaidreflection6530]

9:15 Why would no one help her? I'd be out of my seat so fast I'd end up slipping in the food.

[@vffncl0]

I've been getting adult ads too. There's not even a way to report that I don't want to see ads like that. Garbage platform. Good luck to the teachers who show videos to students via their work laptops.

[@thedeaderer8791]

That dude with the ohhhyeaaa in people's ears is lucky cuz where I'm from that's how u get yo ass kicked

[@yellowhouse4911]

The person asking for a twerking girlfriend is the same as the "you gotta be quicker than that buddy" person, is it not??

[@99snuff]

Regarding the jui jitsu guy… a lot of practitioners of combat sports think like this especially the ones who enjoy fighting -strong fighting spirit. The tiktok he made was meant to be funny if anything

[@ken6739]

2:52 It's Italian and it translates to "KZbin Kids it's getting tacky" and I think it's pretty ironic given the situation

[@moomoowillie9061]

4:30 the blonde/redhead guy passed the vibe check

[@michaelbalfour3170]

I think the only time a video like at 5:40 is funny is when the "victim" of the prank finds it funny, but that dad guy was clearly uncomfortable, so it was cringe.

[@deijix]

Okay I will ashamedly admit that the guy moaning at people while not necessarily funny, for some reason a few of the expressions and reactions made me chuckle. Like the guy who moaned back and the guys face towards the end just looked so desperate and lowkey passionate that it threw me off and made me laugh. But I would definitely not be like, encouraging him to make more. In fact my first thought was “bro leave these people alone”

[@extinctoart]

The waitress doing the deathdrop thing was so weird, no-one got up to help

[@handless7677]

The first one is the least cringey religious video i've seen, its actually pretty rad ngl.

[@Schizo_smuck]

2:10 looks like the guy who ate chips by touching them

[@manynukes11]

That first video should be on r/gigachad

[@spencera9229]

5:20 i would fully, legitimately, slap somebody so fast if they did that to me

[@GNerdful]

I found the reddit thread. the top three comments were all exactly like you said, people talking about his low self esteem and lack of confidence.

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Any dojo that allows guys with an attitude like that "black belt" into them are probably soundly disliked by the broader fight sports community. Literally rule one of every dojo I've ever been part of is "do not use this outside of the dojo, or you will not be allowed back. Unless it's self defence, and then it had better be appropriate to the threat."

[@zzcolby27]

During the Derrick video, my only thought was "why don't you do it?" Why is she waiting around for him to pop the question when she can do it herself?

[@2doot]

THE FIRST ONE KDKRK I FINALLY FIND WHERE THAT AUDIO IS FROM AND ITS THIS

[@davidlisteresq]

What was cringey about the proposal one? They seemed so happy.

[@saltpilled]

the fact that its in the middle of marshalls

[@davidlisteresq]

@@saltpilled Maybe that's where they met and it holds significance to them, or something like that.

[@saltpilled]

@@davidlisteresq yeah but regardless its a strange place

[@MeCooper]

1:37 ... Ok yeah I feel like this dude actually earned his pity FK. I sure hope he got it

[@Rainbowkitty09]

That first video was simply art.

[@bdawgschnarr6623]

He said “EXIBIT” like that shit was a zoo or sumn like lmao 🤣 😂😂

[@joemommatoonz]

5:20 I really do enjoy this type of content and i'm really here for it.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I love the Jesus guy, what a sweetheart❤

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

*This Guy:* "UH! YEAH! JEEZUS KROIST!" *Jesus:* _hunching shoulders & hiding his face with his hand_ "Ben, we've _talked_ about this"

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

Yay new Cue vid!!! I didn't really find first one cringe but second one gives massive Chris-chan vibes 😬

[@HebiHouse]

He sounds like Chris!

[@chillinsquirtle]

The first video feels pretty cringe to me as an atheist but idk maybe that's just how Christians are

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

@@chillinsquirtle I'm not christian anymore, but I'm not atheist either, tbh idk what to call myself, but even tho it made me a little... uncomfortable because the performance wasn't the best, I didn't find it cringe because this guy was enjoying it lol

[@chillinsquirtle]

@@kusuossecretgf5401 I grew up in a somewhat strict church so seeing anything beyond a dude talking in a calm voice at church is still odd to me

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

@@chillinsquirtle yeah no worries, it is for me too lol, I didn't grew up in the US and church was the same here, that's why I left. The statuses in the building too scared tf out of me lmaoo

[@Regrettable-Username]

3:38 man's over there sounding like a female botw character.

[@yeet1066]

12:13 so exactly the same as "I like your shoelaces"

[@mothgrave]

The moaning prank had me turtle-ing into my hoodie. I was soooo uncomfortable

[@asapling]

Have you guys seen Asia's (band) album covers? Because they are soo pretty and, it makes me wanna listen to their music.

[@psychedelikchameleon]

"I'm horribly insecure and I need to go to therapy" I love that!