r/sadcringe | “if you got 1 hall pass who would it be?”

[@Cuestar]

if you want to hear me scream after getting jumpscared by a picture of myself check out this part of yesterday's stream : kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZO4kGeprZWpesk

[@boopledoo]

This was by far the most precious part of a stream lol

[@fabianatrindade56]

Out of the 4 freaking billion men in the world, she would pick her ex? And even worse, she had the audacity to say that in front of her current bf who btw seems to be a sweetheart?? Oh honey, you're done.

[@PinkCatsy]

To be fair to her, why pick someone you don't know or never been with instead of someone you know is going to be a good lay? Either way, it wasn't the emotionally intelligent response or the wisest thing to do if you want to maintain your relationship with her boyfriend. I feel bad for him and I hope she's able to repair any hurt she caused him, whether or not they continue to be in a relationship.

[@jinxtheunluckypony]

I kinda wanna pick her ex too, see what all the hype is about.

[@fabianatrindade56]

@@PinkCatsy Yeah makes sense. I would just never pick an ex, they're exes for a reason and I don't want anywhere near them. But that's just what I feel. The worst part really is she confessed all that in front of her bf, poor thing :(

[@fabianatrindade56]

@@jinxtheunluckypony Loool

[@Raiden-le7up]

@@jinxtheunluckypony I also want to try that girl’s ex

[@tristanneal9552]

She's 100% going to cheat on him with her ex at some point, and he'll look back at this video and regret not paying attention to the red flags. Poor dude seems like a kind person

[@Carefreeblues]

This video being the biggest red flag of them all; If he doesn't break things up following that he deserves all the pain coming his way.

[@ukkomies100]

Would have loced if he was like ”was gonna say you but niw that yoy made me think about it…”

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Ah yes, because honestly implies that she'll be sneaking around. Did you ever consider that maybe she just, like, would sleep with her ex *if she were single?*

[@papilightskin]

​@Jane-oz7pp a "hall pass" isn't being single, they use that as a term for "permissible cheating" she's Trashy and she knows it, if you're in a relationship you shouldn't be thinking about who you'd bang if you weren't, because you're literally in a relationship 💀 you should be focused on intimacy with you're significant other, not other people.

[@CZsWorld]

I can't believe you've never pulled out that bri'ish accent before

[@Cuestar]

I try to use it sparingly so people don't get too annoyed lol

[@perrysteyn489]

@@Cuestar best accent i’ve ever heard in my life. genuinely thought u switched places with a british dude for a sec

[@GalaxyOfTerror1]

The meth addicted tumblr crypt keeper returns. As a note to you yokel Americans people always say the T in British but I guess that’s hard for you to understand 🤷

[@sianchild]

​@@perrysteyn489 have you never met a British person then? I have never met anyone who sounded like that!

[@katiesims7178]

Feel the need to say the British guy is actually trying to run for office here with the conservatives 💀

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

That last convo post was scary as hell. It was very obvious they were trying to take advantage of the mourning person, and the fact that they were looking into their personal stuff and then trying to pry, especially with the parents issue thing, to try to manipulate them and eventually most likely hold it against them, is so sickening. I'm glad the predator slipped up and showed their true face before they gained anything out of the attempt...

[@MooMoo69556]

It’s not even that bad

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

@@MooMoo69556 You have no idea

[@kaskus7147]

I kind of wish the guy had said "Her ex boyfriend". It would have been funny.

[@Jacketsfan96]

I wish he said her mom or sister. Instant killshot 🤣.

[@leviathants7842]

Her sister

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I enjoy this comment and wish I knew what both of the other replies said, but sadly, I can only see one. Thanks, KZbin.

[@caidalee1994]

That would’ve been the only way to save that moment

[@boyboy81_]

Z❤k

[@RebeccaKatsuya]

I just want to point out that the tweet about girls smelling “buttery” was written by a Tory candidate. It wasn’t just some random creep. That is one of our politicians!

[@BerryTrekkin]

Oooft, that last guy is a walking red flag. Grooming a vulnerable young person? Check. Controlling and aggressive attitude? Check. I don’t see a bright future for any future partner he may have….

[@Handl3sAreStupid]

I'm guessing that curly hair guy broke up with her shortly afterwards. He seemed stunned in the moment though.

[@AleTitan]

Yeah. I wouldn't know how to react in that moment.

[@fabianatrindade56]

I sure hope he did. Nobody deserves to be treated that way. Being compared to her ex and how good of a lover he was? The poor guy deserves way better.

[@Blanktarn]

I’m afraid if she felt that comfortable to say that in public next to him… she has gotten away with much more.

[@theloshii]

@Hex she said that so casually that I bet she uses that 'my ex was better' card to manipulate him.

[@DWPersianExcursion]

I am upset at the fact she cares more about love making,to an ex...over a current bf that thinks the world of you. Ek

[@arc00ta]

The current BF probably makes more money, but since she can just go for a "girls night out" and meet up with the ex to get pounded into the mattress everything is working out normally. She gets the good lay and the good money, 10/10 lifestyle would woman again.

[@DWPersianExcursion]

@@arc00ta YUCKKKKK 🥺🥺

[@arc00ta]

@@DWPersianExcursion I work with a bunch of women like this. Listening to tales of their exploits is very, very nasty and makes me lose faith in humanity.

[@DWPersianExcursion]

@@arc00ta I do not blame you for that! I was watching p**n horror stories on 'set' and women who prioritize seggs over anything else,are very dirty. No morals, and btw why hasn't anyone mentioned the girl in the video,is a good 4 out of 10. I say that because her lack of self awareness makes her unattractive

[@CharlesChristinaWH]

​​@@DWPersianExcursion as the ex who was friends with my ex , I can confirm sadly it's common , she admitted such to me even when she was married, I don't talk to her but I do know her husband left her for cheating (not with me)

[@KerriB]

I'd feel super icky if I accepted $30 a week from a guy for being their online gf and would probably end up playing therapist for him. Paying someone to be a gf or bf is really sad and I feel really bad for anyone who thinks they have to do that.

[@CHLOCHLOLP]

$30 per week is way too low anyways

[@ryanambsdorf2859]

What about 100$ ? Asking for a friend. Haha jk. Unless...

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Honestly paying for a relationship is a bit weird but I'll end up most likely paying for a one night good time with a woman.

[@maddiemcnugget1076]

@@CHLOCHLOLP I agree… I was like… only $30? I understand that it can cover a lot and if she doesn’t plan on messaging too much then I guess it’s ok, but I would charge at least $60-$70 (that’s how much my groceries are per week depending).

[@magnus1383]

When my mom loves the hair I draw, I feel blessed. Her compliments on my art means everything.

[@karachter]

the parents thing, they just sounds depressed with low self-esteem, that's exactly how i feel when someone compliments me, it almost feels like they're lying to make me feel better, sounds like they're goinbg through shit so i don't think it's cringe at all, it's just someone having a hard time

[@gameygeemer4142]

"I also pick her ex boyfriend." Would be the right answer

[@hunterkiller1440]

I hope I never end up dating girls like that.

[@fabianatrindade56]

That's why you gotta get to know the person really well before dating them. And remember, it doesn't matter if the girl is super hot but has zero personality and no morals. Of course, the whole package is hard to find but it's not impossible. Also never let any of them put you down, like *ever.* Respect her and expect the same respect back. And good luck! 😊

[@andreakoroknai1071]

@@fabianatrindade56 sound advice :)

[@fabianatrindade56]

@@andreakoroknai1071 Aww thanks! ☺️

[@ScreamingDucksShotMyMother]

@@fabianatrindade56 I bet you consider yourself one of those hard to find women.

[@strawberrysangria1474]

To the "homecoming king", 100% peeked in highschool, then ducked back down into his hole.

[@10001willy]

@0:44 I get what he's saying, it sounds like he's frustrated to only have your parents tell you things like that. I'm hoping he doesn't mean EVERY compliment, but these where they always say "handsome" and "good looking" make sense IMO. At that point its like, "thanks, I just hope someone realizes it soon, otherwise, its just you guys who think that". But also, he sounds 15

[@kcisor]

he's 21 apparently

[@10001willy]

@@kcisor i guess I get it because I'm 22, but he still sounds like he's 15.

[@kcisor]

@@10001willy nah same im turning 20, and sorta have the same thing going on but i found the reddit post in the vid and i took a look at his post history and man, its wild. i recommend taking look, cant even express with words how sad it is

[@littlemrsmods7998]

That girl saying she would sleep with her ex was genuinely horrible, like what the hell has to be wrong with you to say that? And when he was thinking about who he’d sleep with she went ‘hey’ like, gross

[@Jacketsfan96]

I think she said it to keep him off balance and feel inadequate so she could have the upper hand in the relationship. I dated women like that in my younger days. Not fun.

[@theloshii]

@Jackets fan96 duuude this is literally what I was trying to type from a different comment. I'm happy someone said it cus my brain sure can't. And same dated someone who would bring up his past and how much he missed it; that fucked me up badly.

[@littlemrsmods7998]

Same guys, dated so many who would constantly bring up sexual stuff they did with their exes and be like besties with them it’s so shit

[@KaylaNoelle1]

The creepy British dude just likes cheap vanilla perfumes but he thinks it comes out of teenaged girl's pores. They just can't afford anything better yet and you have basic ass taste in scents my dude, that's it.

[@ThePeak45]

That relationship needs to be over. She should've been dumped on the spot.

[@sati-mariefrost4131]

The parent thing...I can see both sides. Parental love can be wonderful, but it can also be stifling and invalidating. My siblings and I were raised by a mother who thinks we shouldn’t need anyone except her, because she doesn’t need anyone except us, and any time we had crises - doesn’t matter if it was breakups with romantic partners, arguments with friends, getting turned down for jobs, whatever - the reaction was, “well, *I* think you’re wonderful, so what’s your problem?” Us being heartbroken or lonely or feeling like we weren’t good enough professionally or having existential crises didn’t matter to her. She’s totally unable to empathise with those feelings. Her opinion of us is the only one that should matter. And it took us multiple DECADES to learn that our own views of ourselves matter, and our relationships with other people matter, not just how mom sees us. In my brother’s case, he also damaged other people because mom always told him he was great and he never felt like he had to modify his behaviour towards others. It’s wonderful if you have a good relationship with your folks, but like anything, it needs to be in balance. The online GFE is a sex worker. If OP knows that and isn’t expecting anything else, you do you. Kudos on the British accent! Not bad at all.

[@Jacketsfan96]

I'm sorry you had to experience that! It sounds like you're in a better place now:)!

[@xSwordLilyx]

I had the opposite experience, my dad would always insinuate I suck no matter what I was doing. I have been working on me on my own with the help of my bf and my dad has slowly been getting better as a dad (especially after finally getting divorced) and we finally have a decent relationship. Still, he'll be upset if I do something nice for no reason like when I cleaned the garage and made sure everything was as accessible as possible because I moved his things (that were higgely piggely!), gasp! Just one example. But I interact minimally on these tiny tantrums and they fizzle out. Sometimes I get actual appreciation now. I used to consider going no contact after moving out despite his being my only stable parent. He has definitely failed me on some important moments but I also know life has been very hard for him and he has slowly been more respectful since my sister moved out and he realised it is a privilege to even see his daughters and have help with my nephew, who I have been doing everything I can to help care for for years.

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

"you'll find someone" kinda reinforces "you need someone" the problem is that they are not happy in their base state. that is the issue, not that they are single.

[@Thomas_Winters]

He won by saying “you” because you KNOW she wanted to use it as ammo.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Yup. And then when they're fighting, he should go, "You said your ex cause you wanna fuck your ex. I said 'you' because fuck you!"

[@dragonetafireball]

The girlfriend experience may seem “affordable” but that’s because it’s only the hook. Gets someone lonely and willing to give money for little in return and gets them invested in you because they’ve literally invested in you and not in the way dates are investing in mutual good times, in the way that established the relationship is transactional. It’s like micro transactions. Initial good deals for sunk cost and so you take it seriously and emotionally invest then a slow ramping up of pressure. Even if this particular person isn’t like that this line of thinking often sets people off on spirals that lead they towards people like that

[@ScreamingDucksShotMyMother]

Yeah, idk why you're acting like that's wrong. It's the entire point of the girlfriend experience, it's meant to be transactional. If the girlfriend is wrong, then so is the dude paying her. The market wouldn't exist without the men paying.

[@dragonetafireball]

@@ScreamingDucksShotMyMother Yea I’m not exactly saying the girlfriend is in the wrong just that this guy is I the start of a spiral. If the guy was talking the same way about gambling I’d feel the same. More saying I see the beginning of a pattern I see people fall into happening to him. That’s why I’m saying even if that girl is great and totally on the level he’s still playing a dangerous game and drifting into a vulnerable position. I believe many people could go through the girlfriend experience and be fine but he’s showing early signs of becoming someone’s cash cow.

[@Vonias]

9:25 I literally said out loud "holy crap this guy is an absolute chad" 3 seconds before Cue did. I'm glad he agreed because otherwise I would've had to unsub. I'd fight to defend this legend's honor.

[@Nerobyrne]

You can tell because the person criticising him is hiding behind their phone due to being too intimidated to approach this man directly 😎

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

The metro lore is actually pretty cool too. You learn about the dark ones and how the underground rail system works.

[@kirahoney2068]

When I was younger I used to sometimes get irritated by compliments from my parents too. Then I realised how much worse it would be to have parents that *didn’t* tell you those things.

[@ethan-gw9qe]

I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW MY NAME UP THERE OMG I WAS ALREADY SO HAPPY U LIKED MY COMMENT CUE OMG U MADE MY DAY TBH

[@reavershank8985]

Imagine having to grind 6 games to fight one boss

[@pancakes8670]

To be fair about that one post thinking their parents compliments mean nothing, I've had a friend who was in a really bad bout of depression from not being able to find a job willing to hire him. His parents would always tell him that "There are jobs everywhere I'm sure you can find one", but it always made him angry because it's well... the sentiment is nice, but it never helped him find a job did it? It's just a compliment, but it's not actually helpful in any way and just kinda reminded him how badly he was failing. He's doing a lot better currently, I just uses him as an example because I kinda understand the anger around that posters parents- He isn't asking for his parents to insult him or something, he's asking for his parents to do more than say nice things. Now that you can argue about all you want.

[@xyx2188]

0:40 this also pisses me off because one time when I was little, I was trying to build something out of Legos but I couldn't find the pieces. To make matters worse it was late at night so but I didn't want to resume it tomorrow. That's when my mom came in, I told her about my situation and she said that I had all these bins and they were surely there. You know what? I took her world for it and built it successfully.

[@kolonarulez5222]

I saw the "girl smell" post on Twitter but hearing you read it in that accent was worth the re-exposure

[@bellhop_phantom]

I find it impressive your channel supporters haven't changed/barely changed at all in literally years

[@Cuestar]

yeah, there are at lot of super loyal people I'm lucky to have as supporters!

[@octopusguy5648]

5:45 bro peaked in high school

[@YourOnlyHero]

If that guy does leave her for hall pass then technically he's her ex lover so she would still be choosing him. That fight is destiny lol

[@rheverend]

That last one made me want to cave into myself and disappear completely so that I wouldn’t have to keep experiencing it

[@avenfae]

The British person talking about young women and girls in a weird and creepy way, happens to be someone who represents an area in our government. Called a member of parliament. It was horrible when I was it, and there was more to it than that too.

[@aylapantswb]

1:00 this guy's parents aren't doing him any favors by trying to reassure him with "you're a handsome boy, I'm sure you'll get a girlfriend eventually." He can tell it's a b.s. answer. If he's voicing to his *parents* that he's frustrated because he's not getting the response he wants from people he's interested in, he's asking them for help. I can't tell his age from the text, but maybe he's too young to be trying to date, like he's a literal child. Maybe he's of age but he comes across as whiney or dismissive or has some other habits that generally rub people the wrong way. He needs someone who cares about him and whom he'll listen to, to point this stuff out. Then he has a chance to hear it and work on it.

[@RaspBerryPies]

Yeah honestly kinda want the parents to be as rude to him as he is talking about them. Like dude… image your parents loving you and supporting you not many people get that. So ungrateful Honestly hope it’s just cause he’s young and hopefully grows to realize his faults and be happy someone is supporting him.

[@hope8522]

Whole time Cue was reading that I was like yeah... this is why you're single.

[@vuivraalbastra]

I get his point. My parents are not blind to my flaws, but there are indeed parents who see their kids as handsome and perfect no matter what, in which case I could see why their compliments mean nothing and are not useful to him. Plus if his self esteem is really low he probably has a hard time taking compliments seriously anyway, especially those coming from his parents. But as much as I could understand why he is annoyed by that, telling them just that their compliments mean nothing because they are his parents doesn't help anyone in that situation, it's not opening any constructive conversation.

[@RaspBerryPies]

@@vuivraalbastra I can understand that point of view but I personally don’t really think their comments don’t mean anything. I mean image you get married does that mean if your wife ever says “oh honey you look good today” you’re going to be like ah she doesn’t mean that she’s my wife she’s supposed to be nice to me. Like no that’s ridiculous the people in life who will compliment and support you the most are those who love you! For some reason people seem to think loved ones “have” to say nice things to you. Honestly they don’t and it’s a bad mindset to think everyone who cares about you is lying to you.

[@kcisor]

true, but if u look in his post history, guys a major creep. its a rabbit hole and its just sad to read. he basically mad that his friend wont date him and has a boyfriend and sorta deluded himself into thinking she's in a toxic relationship and keeps asking unironically how he can get her to like him, and calls anyone telling him the truth which is that he's creepy and should move one a troll. i dumbed it down but its much worse, he tried asking for advice in hiring a private investigator

[@anothercub6958]

That Crypto-gaming post has me experiencing flashbacks to all those Kickstarter MMOs that promised WAY too much and never delivered

[@Cuestar]

i've been watching soooooo many vids about those sort of kickstarters

[@LBadman123]

I always find really confusing when people say "women usually ask their men for money (to go shopping etc)" bc Iiterrally don't know any couple where it works that way. None. Not even married ones.

[@vuivraalbastra]

I guess people who say that stuff only saw relationships in romcoms or on misogynistic forums. The only times I saw a woman asking a man for money irl was my mom asking my dad to pay that time because she already spent a lot from her salary on family groceries that month lmao, but my family is dysfunctional anyway so I wouldn't take it as example for an usual relationship.

[@clawwestfall8799]

Yes, it was such a weird and gross thing to mention and no one I know does it... Okay, one time, but she was on maternity leave (and you get like half the minimim wage in my country) and already spend the money on things for the baby.

[@kreuger2062]

I would've retaliated by saying her sister.¯\_ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ_/¯

[@rosechapman2796]

Or her mom.

[@angstbringer2992]

8:36 that's a VS body spray you're describing, my creepy internet fellow

[@AnastasiaPlantlegs]

Post number 2 got to me, like dude I know you're grumpy but you would have ALSO made a Reddit post crying if your parents said that you would never find love

[@aidablack4838]

The guy who posted the tweet at 8:40 was a conservative local deputy-chair in my hometown. I have friends who knew him personally and said he was super wierd. Anyway he's resigned now. Which is good. Second time now seeing someone from my hometown involved with something indecent towards kids on Cuestar.

[@Jacketsfan96]

Was just watching ur old sad cringe vids wishing a new one could come out. Wild af

[@this_is_diamond_rot]

Ooooof... My ex straight up said he wanted to make out with his ex at a party we were both gonna be at. And when I said I wasn't cool with it he made fun of me, and then did it anyway when I left the party early.

[@this_is_diamond_rot]

His ex was a sweetheart tho, I will say. Rest in peace, Shakira 💕

[@Lyca31]

The dude at 8:51 wasn't just a random guy. He was an MP.

[@freddawson6803]

wouldnt mind that library guy except for not having earphones, those people are the worst

[@jrbaxterstockman548]

So nice of her to make sure it was on a recording so this poor man can look up the sound track to his anxiety for the rest of his life. Now theres a digital mp4 copy hosted online for all to see in case his mind ever lets him forget. It'll make it easy in future relationships when he doesn't have to explain his past trauma when he can look it up and hit play

[@Nerobyrne]

7:20 I came up with this concept when I was making levels in Neverwinter Nights almost 20 years ago. (None ever made it into a finished state, sadly, but it was a great experience.) Of course, those were the same game, but it would have been really easy to take an item you earn in one story into another one and make it useful there because of how item naming worked in the game code. And I wasn't the only one with this idea. I remember when the DS came out, you could put the right GBA game into the GBA slot to unlock content in the DS game that otherwise wouldn't be obtainable, sometimes even across franchises. And this was all before crypto-currencies were a thing. And also yeah, Cue is right. If I'm playing Cyberpunk 2077, why would I want to stop playing that and play Candycrush to advance in the game I actually want to play? That seems really counter-intuitive. Wouldn't it make much more sense to implement something like Candycrush inside Cyberpunk as an optional mini-game, thus keeping the player in your game? This isn't a new idea either, I remember WoW did this a while back when they did a cross-over with Plants VS Zombies that allowed you to earn a sunflower pet. And of course, all without any weird block-chain attached.

[@space_pollution]

What does the “hall pass” thing mean? Like in high school or something? Why would you give someone a hall pass? I’m very confused

[@sheepy_cupcake]

Cheat pass

[@Cuestar]

a hall pass is 1 person you would be allowed to sleep with outside or your relationship

[@aengusdedanann181]

So "My Ex" and "Because he is a great lover" didnt tell ya?

[@Theh1dden22]

Love you Cue been whatching your vids for ages

[@SeanORaigh]

Why would anyone want different MMOs to be connected? Blockchain not only adds nothing to games, it actively makes the gaming industry worse. Blockchain is just terrible tech and the only people into it are either scammers or are naively optimistic people who are getting scammed.

[@pinkanimositygaming]

My dad rarely gives out compliments. He’s very brutally honest. He’ll tell you when something you do is crappy with zero hesitation. But bc of that, when he compliments my videos or tells me my editing is improving, it boosts my self esteem and my confidence.

[@huntsman9316]

2:50 why would she even say it in front of him. I get if she’s thinking it, but goodness that was just aweful

[@jferson]

Cue!! Pumping out vids like crazy!! Keep it up man :) let’s me watch something during the summer lol

[@NBDYSPCL]

Dude, Bro run. I would have said 'my ex gf' wait for her to get mad about it and then say 'thats you btw'.

[@jetnikolai112]

Yes new vid just in time! Going to clock out from a long ass day of work. Love all the vids and the stream yesterday was fun

[@kgbkeyboard7697]

saw that british guy’s tweet in the wild and almost had a meltdown at work its so fuckin vile

[@E_blanknamehere]

I once spotted a beat up car with a massive sticker across the back windshield that said "Divorce Settlement"

[@chillinsquirtle]

Just gotta say the block chain guy calling 5% low odds. I've seen MMOs with drops around 0.01%

[@Cuestar]

yeah i had already gone on for too long about the post but i wanted to bring that up. a 1/20 drop rate and only 4 of them exist in the entire mmo???

[@doms.6701]

8:53 love your British accent *Chef's kiss

[@hex9077]

It’s the girls like the one saying she’d pick her ex that contribute to woman hating incels feeling vindicated in their beliefs

[@aikaameya3930]

I feel like even if every woman was a wonderful kind human being who doesn't do any wrong, that incels would exist. The woman is still a horrible person though, and I hope that guy leaves her

[@hex9077]

@@aikaameya3930 oh for sure, just contributing to the toxic culture ya know

[@AleTitan]

Exactly. Women like that aren't the norm, yet they'll see that clip and convince themselves that that is how ALL women are "bY nAtuRe"

[@villager5310]

1:32 This, this is why you haven’t found someone.

[@par5495]

Yeah sorry I couldn't finish the video. Had to pause the video at 2:06 and go to church immediately to pray for the poor man that she's with now that was forced to hear such a heinous confession.

[@jellyfishgarden]

8:37 For anyone who doesn't know, the guy who tweeted that was a member of the conservative party and ran for local elections in his constituency multiple times

[@needledealer9971]

"The worst thing she can say is no" 4:48

[@zackpersonal]

The snapchat one almost got me but the "getting made fun of everywhere I go" made me think it's fake

[@kcisor]

for the first story about the parents thing, its sooooo much worse when u look through his post history, like dude is 100% a creep

[@ribbonduckling1314]

Imagine you get a good and new game your really excited about. You boot up the game on release and are excited to meet all the other new players. All of a sudden you realize your alone in the starting area because you didn't play a different game.

[@Jacketsfan96]

That guy whose gf said her ex needs to run far, far, far away.

[@melodymcdaniel9268]

I'm fucking losing it at the british accent 😭😭

[@Plasticplas1]

2:28 Omfg to feel that is bad but then to say that with her boyfriend right there being publicly shamed by her

[@ripwednesdayadams]

“Plus, women usually ask their men for money to go shopping, go out to eat, etc., so it's not that unusual for women to demand money from their man in a relationship.” where tf are these dudes at? lmao i want money to go shopping 😫

[@thatsonyou6093]

Right

[@Drikkerbadevand]

How to make a man break up with you in 5 seconds

[@jaredd1232]

rip barbecue gal

[@just_a_rock]

5:53 This dude just invented Steam items but worse because you can't sell them for six cents.

[@bluexwings]

2:25 OOF. Why not someone fictional? A jokey superhero or movie crush? Just... ouch, man.

[@RoseRegent]

Bruh shed be out faster than a lotto winner runs out of money.

[@jinxtheunluckypony]

I don’t know what blockchains are. I thought the gaming post was just supposed to be some kind of weird nostalgia post lol.

[@djjezza]

The bri’ish accent was magnificent. Gonna be mega sad if I don’t hear that again soon

[@Plasticplas1]

0:59 At least he still has his mum

[@saratronus]

2:20 I've ever seen that clip they were just friends. At least that's what they were saying. But they were just hanging out as friends of this wasn't romantic

[@jandoel]

I was an ugly duckling and felt the same way whenever my mom called me her "beautiful daughter"

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

Ohmygod, there's so much pain in this video

[@NOXIMNEEDED]

as someone who is fatherless the cringe where he is complaining about their parents is horrible

[@jimbo1637]

2:08 he should have said "her mom"

[@ruse_d_news]

That man that got the hall pass. He's gonna say. Good go back to your ex. lol

[@bigblue6065]

Her: "my ex" Him: "you" Me: "blink three times if you need help dude"

[@beast11135]

Oof... that poor guy. I'd be gone right then and there. That's a hill to die on.

[@aubreyathame]

frankly im upset at how cool the concept of the blockchain gaming post is purely without the blockchain part i wish more games did this like this unironically just sounds cool id love to see that it reminds me of the castle crashers/battleblock theater thing

[@doms.6701]

3:35 I've known a few girls who sold a gf experience. They charged $50 a week. They did constant texts, sfw and nsfw pics. They made bank

[@OllieX123]

8:35 what’s worse is that tweet was made by a British politician!

[@RoyIMVU]

While I find this entertaining, I really hope some of the more scummy people realize how they are behaving and work on themselves.

[@meamme8]

I hate the "hall pass" shit, even in hypotheticals.. Either you're committed or you're not, the only hall pass you'll get is a permanent one. Just for clarity I'm monogamous.

[@paradoxal744]

blockchain can't be that great i mean his guild's treasury can't even afford black dhide for the clan smh

[@clairebear-96]

that british accent was on point…. MAGNEH’IC

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

4:59 For the the guy here my advice would be: 1. Take some form of fighting classes, karate or boxing it doesnt matter. 2. Pretend this fiasco ever happened. 3. Anyone who brings it up challenge them to a fight to show they're the pussy and if its a girl then challenge their bf. 4. Let the clout carry you to the finish line.

[@joban4963]

My parents used to tell me I was a loser and nobody will ever love me lol

[@xSwordLilyx]

'Im dobe talking' 💀

[@profoundprocrastinator]

8:59 Im not 100% on this, but im pretty sure that guy was a british politition. Tory. I remember there being a scandal about it.

[@kittylush7513]

The video about the girl saying her ex was clarified that the two are friends. They aren't dating