r/Entitledparents Her Spoiled Brat THREW ACID AT ME!

[@rSlash]

Imagine someone throws acid at you, and then your parent gets angry at YOU for getting their kid in trouble 🤷

[@JamboGuns]

hmm I'll answer if u let me sleep

[@rileybutcher6267]

He same

[@JD0G2552]

I can't understand these people's mental processes.

[@Caprum]

Is it entitled parent or choosing beggars

[@Starman062]

Choosing parents?

[@nemo227]

First story: the parent should have been arrested for assault on a minor. Slapped twice? Knocked down? Jail time.

[@tylerblubaugh5549]

I'm my area she wouldn't be able to be found the next day

[@nemo227]

@@tylerblubaugh5549 That works also but It's often better to let law enforcement do their job and save your money for beer instead of paying a defense lawyer. Just a personal preference. 😏

[@floridacooking7018]

I would have used my boots and lodged them deep in her jaw

[@rennonotestine2600]

Assault on a minor and child abuse and the child abuse because it is still considered abuse if the the child is harmed while being under the age of 18

[@dx1450]

I was thinking the same thing. In my state, that is battery.

[@RealCoolstriker64]

EK: assaults girl EM: “it’s victims fault! If she didn’t exist, EK couldn’t assault her!”

[@darrellcovello7917]

EM: assaults girl

[@tylercaldeira4904]

I mean em does have a point

[@kathyroberson6961]

Really she is do do crazy it's ACID Aaaa cccc iii d red pool

[@broski89]

If EM said that to me I would of replied to the EM's comment with. 'That goes both ways. If you would of kept your legs closed then you wouldn't of had a child to assault anyone.

[@missmillion3864]

This is why I have no faith in some people...

[@pauletteandvincentforbes8806]

An adult slapping a child is ASSAULT!!! As a mother, I would have pressed charges on both child AND mother.

[@MadameChouette800]

Yeah really, I don't know what the principal was thinking not calling the cops.

[@Original_Tenshi_Chan]

Unfortunately, it sounds like a SE Asian country, like Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand, etc. (Based on the mention of Caning and that discipline based on wealth) In some countries, the laws aren't applied evenly. Money, social status, military status, etc, can play a HUGE role in what laws apply to you. It fucking sucks, but that is the unfortunate result of theocracies and monarchies. (Not like we're much better, we just put a nice veneer on it. But let's be honest, even here, wealthy people get away with just about everything. But here, they excuse it as "Well, that wealthy person can afford the biggest team of the best lawyers, and can afford to drag everything out to the point of bankrupting the victim or the state trying to prosecute." instead of the obvious and more blunt truth that "wealthy people are given too much leeway")

[@Czarwinters3313]

According to law in the US she could’ve fought back and if she hurt the entitled mom she couldn’t be charged because it would be self defense

[@Yumi_Jay]

I was assaulted by another female student once in school 16 years ago. I made a post on Facebook regarding me being choked (she choked me with my own shirt collar) and my dad proceed to write that he didn't know it happen to me, that he would had press charges and stuff like that. He was livid. There was a lot going on for me during my middle school years. My parents are divorced so I was living with my mom. He was wanting custody of me cause of other stuff but my mom fought him on it. When I asked my mom if she remember a time I was assaulted at school she said I don't know. Lately she has a habit of not remembering certain life events at age 49 only to remember it later. But this time she can't confirm or deny if she got a call from the school. We aren't sure if school reach out or not. Oh and my attacker was suspended for a week and apologize when she was back. This happened in America.

[@InsertUser9978]

Nah, cut her hands she dont need them Their purpose was to slap people she dont need them

[@maccool9318]

Entitled Mother: "COMIC BOOKS ARE FOR CHILDREN!!!!" doujins: am i a joke to you?

[@BlooMonkiMan]

Me who was warned about the cursed shit: [Black guy laughing meme]

[@sinbadwilliams7186]

Have you read comics like the Strain, The Walking Dead, or any Deadpool? Cause those aren't for kids...

[@itsmeagainandagain8771]

Ah yes, comics I can never pronounce

[@halo129830]

We do not forgive those who say the forbidden numbers

[@spydersoup8447]

What about mangas made for teens and young adults?

[@del4257]

The mom in the first story shouldve gotten charges pressed against her

[@KhanaCreate]

yup, 2 counts of assault on a child.

[@ivxce2252]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT slapping someone ESPICALLY A MINOR IS NOT GOOD and her son throwing acid she could sew for a lot of money

[@clockofdestiny7815]

If i was the girl in the 1st story and the mom had a big chest i would punch it with all my might

[@despondent27]

if i was that girl i would’ve gave that mom a broken jaw

[@makiito4170]

@@despondent27 if I was that girl I would do all I can to not strike back so I can get rich of pressing charges

[@angeloburelli9966]

Rslash: Welcome to r/entiltedparents! Video: RSLASH choosingbeggars Me: **visible confusion**

[@theredcoat8934]

Oof, I'm gonna get alot of "STOLEN" Comments cus I commented something exactly like this ;-;

[@_muppelpuppel_9773]

You did it for me. Thank you.

[@angeloburelli9966]

Me, as you can see,@@eaglesfan9296

[@jzv.71]

𝑨𝒄𝒆𝒓 who cares if someone stolen your comment. you didn't INVENT that comment, so stfu kid

[@l1ttleold]

Made me laugh

[@dinoshot4682]

Entitled Mother "Comic books are for Kids!" So by that Mother's logic, if I give an issue of The Walking Dead to six year old, it won't traumatize them.

[@c0mf0rta61ynum6]

Better idea, give them some kind of hentai.

[@dinoshot4682]

@@c0mf0rta61ynum6 LOL

[@nhaer042]

Sounds like sound logic to me!

[@jasonhicker7035]

Personally i would give them an issue of the original mask comics

[@musiclover4208]

I will GLADLY go onto Webtoon and search up Bong Chong Dong, I have 50-100 urban legends up my sleeve.

[@entitledbobcat]

That acid story- the kid most definitely seems violence as a normal thing from the mother who probably abused her son.

[@shebaoldgirl]

If some kid's mom slapped my daughter I would've definitely pressed charges on her.. She's going to wonder why her kid is in their 40s and still living at home lol

[@gingersnap189]

shebaoldgirl home? Nah you can’t serve life in prison from your home

[@picapes]

If the kid wasnt the 'i dont give a fck about anything' type, i believe he would leave the family asap. They both arent normal.

[@CazadorSlayer]

@@gingersnap189 Ankle monitor says otherwise!

[@gingersnap189]

@@CazadorSlayer do you get ankle monitors if you're on death row?

[@wta1518]

Soccerhorse3 one word: money.

[@Nameless_mixes]

EK: * Assaults student* EM: “He would never do that! Also EM: *Proceeds to also assault student*

[@Forest_Fifer]

The apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

[@stevenphoneguy9862]

Hello, hello hello umm mm uhhhh ummmm

[@riku751]

steven phone guy ???????

[@PoisonedPocky]

It wasn't even a "He would never do that!" It was literally "Just don't sit near my son, then! If you do, you're just asking for him to hurt you!"

[@sourisvoleur4854]

@@PoisonedPocky Yeah, she already knew he was a sociopath.

[@JackConstantine.]

Karen’s are actually just babies that had huge growth spurts

[@ink4112]

my brain hurts

[@exzo2060]

Fun fact I never thought about it that way

[@gmailquinn]

MOST Karen's deserve the stereotype

[@johnmattv5731]

*CHANGE MY MIND*

[@DirtyDogGamingTheGoodOne]

Jack Wargamer YESSS

[@hellfighter496]

I'd love to hear the acid parent try to tell a judge "you can't sentence my baby to life in jail!"

[@klaus7524]

EM:"My child've may have thrown acid at you but he's an angel people do wrong things sometimes!"

[@mikssuberts]

Tbh if i was slapped in a face by her i would have hit her (male btw)

[@xdoorx]

Also EM: Me: _drops one drop of acid on her blouse_ EM: HOW DARE YOU, YOU [explicit curse words filtered out for the sake of your sanity]!!!

[@rarerarity4151]

this subreddit in a nutshell

[@SiRenfield]

Or in this case straight up victim blaming

[@eskel4743]

@@skullzchief8428 lol me too. Op should have pressed charges because that's plain assault

[@just_so_meh_]

Says “entitled parents” *puts choosing beggars title card first frame*

[@ivxce2252]

Good call

[@astletruscott6291]

And the end 😂

[@itspete4417]

Bout to say the same thing

[@Bulby3206]

Same thing but im assuming he just has a bunch of .pngs or something and used the wrong one

[@TheFoxfool]

@@Bulby3206 That's definitely what happened.

[@UncleRussian.]

Rslash: Welcome to r/entitledparents The screen: Rslash Choosingbeggars "The world is an illusion and I am it's master" - Mahatma Gandhi

[@Estariopal]

UncleRussian I thought I was the only one that saw that

[@wackyjacky4244]

@ Rain Sky’s me to😂

[@basbroo1]

I sometimes think he tells the same story's

[@quincywithagun6448]

Same lol

[@dotdaniels7885]

@@basbroo1 he does sometimes

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

"Is it because he's a pit bull?" "No, it's not because he's a pit bull." "You're discriminating against my dog because he's a pit bull!" Wow, this one really had her mind made up. You tell her something and she immediately says the opposite of what you just said.

[@coreymyers5613]

As a Pitbull lover, the lady in the story is an idiot. Yes, Pitbulls are unusual mistreated for being Pitbulls. No lady, your Pitbull is just aggressive. Though, I feel bad for the dog. Lady, not only are you a Karen, you're projecting the abuse of your dog towards others. Karen, your dog deserves a far better owner than you.

[@coreymyers5613]

Hey, where did my comment go?

[@coreymyers5613]

Also, side note: The last story's twist had me almost dying of laughter.

[@theinsaneone_]

"Comic are for kids!!" *thinks back on berserk, attack on titan, death note, other none kid friendly mangas* makes sense. Hey kid, want to read berserk? Your mother will love it!!!

[@arielruh7773]

But what about corpse party

[@someguy2297]

Yeaaah same goes for animated movies just because it's animated doesn't mean it's kids friendly If I could I would show the creator of coppa adult swim and hazbin hotel that will really mess up his perspective.

[@despondent27]

whenever people say that comics or animations are for kids i just laugh in my mind

[@GrandmasterDevo]

Poor, ignorant Karen. *We have such sights to show you.* >:)

[@haachama-chama7179]

*177013 flashbacks*

[@angelthegamer__]

Karen when she needs to wear a mask: I don’t have to Karen when she sees someone without a mask in their yard: PUT ON A MASK YOU’RE GOING TO GET MY KIDS SICK

[@SailorMya]

Yep! Rules apply to everyone except Karen!

[@justabunneh6490]

Pretty much. Freedom for me but not for thee.

[@moderndayjunecleaver610]

As someone who works in a school office, that parent should have been arrested. We don't allow parents to know who their student hurt, the kid can tell them but we won't, FERPA!

[@HNGuthrie]

Based on some of the language used, I'm pretty sure that story did not occur in the U.S., so FERPA is irrelevant.

[@lux0rd01]

@@HNGuthrie whether it was the US or not it's still assault. Even more so, assaulting a minor

[@Mad-Hatter-ison]

@@HNGuthrie Yeah it seems like it took place in Europe The parent and kid still need to be arrested and should have charges pressed

[@Mad-Hatter-ison]

Yeah, this mom MADE ME SICK and she be lucky none of the op's parents are there; I mean if I were the Op and my parents would've come (Especially my dad), they would go feral on the mom

[@raerohan4241]

@@Mad-Hatter-ison It didn't sound like Europe to me, it sounded more like India. Unfortunately here if there is a conflict between two parties, and one has a higher socioeconomic status, then majority of the time that one will win, so it's useless to press charges...

[@Lebroly-James]

"r/entiltedparents" the opening screen: "r/choosingbeggars" Me: *_confused screaming_*

[@Fantasy-Sci-Fi-at-Storynory]

Hey there, @-MinuGoji! Ah, the bewildering whirlwind of Reddit subreddits - where one moment you're navigating through the wild world of entitled parents, and the next, you find yourself plunged into the chaotic abyss of choosing beggars. It's like stumbling into a maze with no exit, isn't it? Your reaction perfectly encapsulates the essence of many Redditors' experiences - a symphony of confusion and perhaps a touch of bewildered screaming thrown in for good measure. Thanks for sharing that little journey down the Reddit rabbit hole with us! It's moments like these that make the internet such a wonderfully bizarre place. 🌀😄

[@NightShadeLunaMoon]

16:40 a mistake you made. The mother wasn’t just a homophobe and hypocrite. She was transphobic as well.

[@ah7027]

maybe. it depends on which part she didnt like. Maybe she was only transphobic since she herself was a lesbian and was fine with being gay but not trans. Theres so many ways and reasons you could look at as to why she was mad.

[@TheWriter960]

@@ah7027 That's what I was gonna say. It sounded more like the EM had a probably with OP saying that they're a man, and gay. The whole "Disco Stick" comment is what makes me think it was more transphobia than homophobia.

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

But does she know he’s trans? 🤔 he talked only about his bf, how would she know he’s also trans?

[@brianlucero7656]

@@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 pretty sure the daughter told her.

[@Cobalt_Rain]

@@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 Off-topic comment: I LOVE YOUR USERNAME!!!!! 😻😻😻

[@brosgaming5558]

EM is a lesbian and is a homophobe* Me: “I don’t think the system works”-Anakin Skywalker

[@japanpanda2179]

It's called LGB Drop The T.

[@cassandracohen1550]

@@japanpanda2179 ???

[@grimmstales8296]

Their called TERF’s I think.

[@_Fizel_]

@@cassandracohen1550 The EM who is a lesbian but rSlash calls a homophobe is a TRANSPHOBE. She specially mentioned how OP was trans. Thus the joke of the T isn't part of the community (as she is but is transphobic).

[@japanpanda2179]

@@_Fizel_ The issue that we have is that trans people are a small portion of the LGBT movement, but they are the ones always getting into trouble, like with gender reassignment and bathroom stuff. LGB people are in basically no controversies so they don't want to be tainted by association with the vocal minority of entitled trans people.

[@whatishappi]

For the pit bull one. He should have listened and told the vet not to do anything. Then have her paid because he did what the customer wanted.

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

I appreciate your creative thinking, but I don’t think your plan would be legal. Besides, that would result in the dog not getting proper vet care. Oh, sorry, didn’t clarify which dog I meant! Not the Karen, the pit bull!

[@atk9k619]

Also the muzzle on a chuwawa is understandable

[@theycallmecryptooo]

My dog max just loves the vet, even if he gets shots he would stay all day if he wanted to.

[@bladerunner3314]

Five cats, four the vet has no problem with but when I have an appointment with Hetty, they know to be careful. At least during covid. Explanation: When I'm with her she may not like the handling but she accepts it. From what I heard, without me she goes full ballistic but since the rules are no owner during the check up, there really isn't much that can be done. The rule was only suspended once when Ahsoka needed a shot and there was nobody available.

[@3man659]

“Em is a lesbian homophobe” Me: wait, that’s illegal

[@bannerturtoise1219]

There are people in the LGBTQ community that aren't very woke as it were

[@PSYCHOPOMP01]

That’s not cash money

[@puckc5533]

EM is probably a terf 😔

[@ttylerle]

BannerTurtoise1 Are you a homophobe too? lmao (not defending karen)

[@sof7068]

5th grade closeted me couldn’t agree less

[@brandiahenry]

The story about the Native Americans really pissed me off. Obviously, because I'm Native American myself. You do NOT interrupt a dance.

[@MusaSibbs]

I mean crcly, l am african and l understand traditions like this. The EM sgld hv taken her children and left instead od being disrespectful to other pple traditions

[@JKrowlingrockx]

The way she did that was really disgusting. It makes no sense why she would bring them there if all she was going to do is insult their culture the entire time. Talk about closeminded.

[@dionysus7988]

pissed me off to, my cousins would participate in things like that (not me- they had their native % from a family member we didn't share) and although i don't understand too much i understood you DON'T mess with another groups traditions and important celebrations.

[@bannana4058]

Like I said in a previous comment feed her to the sws or better yet a wendigo

[@scooterjones6822]

Spoke: "rslash entitled parents" Read: "rslash choosingbeggars" That really threw me off😅😂

[@inkdd1463]

EK: melts another student in acid EM: ... Principal: expels EK EM: “wait, that’s illegal!”

[@picapes]

just suspend EK for 5 days*

[@shreya7813]

Honestly yeah I get why the girl didnt do anything but I'm 13 too and if some snitch who gave birth to a pain in the ass slaps me then I won't give a dam about "respect your elders" and probably twisted her hand badly when she goes in for the second time

[@orbogthedraugr6109]

What goes on through their minds

[@yuyukosaigyouji7910]

EM : [Sees Hentai] WHY IS THERE A SQUID BEING PERVERTED WITH THAT WOMAN

[@tyleromega9976]

The best part is that squids are faaaaaar from being the most perverted things in Hentai 😂😂😂.

[@Stonedsheepu8906]

As a man who has indulged in hentai for nearly 8 years, I can personally say I've seen some shit

[@LadySingingWolf]

@@Stonedsheepu8906 Shit, some of the Hentai I was able to find 15+ years ago was worse in most cases. Though I will say the quality is WAY better now LOL

[@kcpro7275]

Wait until she sees 177013 or 228922

[@ramen9061]

Are you cu-cul-cultured as well?

[@ocelotte9590]

“Choosing beggars” instead of “entitled parents” threw me off for a moment...

[@moonbreaker1584]

As long as it has a Karen roasted in the story it's fine

[@ocelotte9590]

True

[@calebsmith3016]

We'll be right back. We are experiencing technical difficulties

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

@@moonbreaker1584 If the Karen is literally roasted, it's even better.

[@brizenn]

@@jasondyrkacz8270 💀

[@pyjamacritic1171]

"Get out now." "No, I'm leaving." Anybody else notice the minor inconsistency with that exchange?

[@calebsmith3016]

Mission failed successfully

[@zashgekido5616]

I think the former implies she'll be forcibly removed, and the latter implies she'll leave of her own volition

[@26prospector]

He threatened to call the cops

[@mr.dantastic5073]

That first story was straight up assault on Entitled Mother’s thing, man, that story had me mad.

[@despondent27]

made me wants to assault the EM

[@musicbasketballlover2643]

I- I’m so pissed at the girl’s mom for not pressing charges on the kid’s mom and suing her in the first story

[@marisolmartinez5097]

I was hoping OP would slap or punch her back, but yeah she should have sued

[@lelahill9778]

The girl that got slapped by the mother, WHY DIDN'T YOUR MOM SUE THE SCHOOL OR HAVE THE LADY ARRESTED????? that story is DEFINITELY made up- I am a teacher an know for a fact the principal would have called the police

[@calebsmith3016]

Honestly, if I was the OP's mom, I'd go batshit on the EP

[@wardkeith8385]

Give us a break, the EM would have been sued period. For some reason that was never mentioned. (Never Mentioned Tale must be made up)

[@lelahill9778]

@@wardkeith8385 totally agree

[@amaan.a]

OP got acid spilled on her by EK, and then got the ishh slapped out of her by EM. Bad day for OP.

[@soldiergod3k172]

If that was me I wouldn't hesitate to throw hands

[@doomsdaydragonsproductions2801]

I would have punched em in her spine while saying, “Oh no, I've got an outburst and my hands are flying everywhere!”

[@vosskambassador7733]

If that was me, The EM will be on the floor crying of pain, and I will jumpy as fuck, I am Like A common Krait...

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

I would legit strike it after acid.. either that or straight up cops.

[@blu_tooth9004]

Kid: * reads a graphic visual novel with adult funtime scenes * EP: I sleep OP: * tries to stop them because it's not age appropriate * EP: *real shit*

[@calebsmith3016]

This is why I lose faith in future moms

[@whiterabbit75]

EP: Karen Sense tingling!

[@altinayhatice50]

"Adult funtime scenes"

[@tristantheoofer2]

*adult fun store intensifies*

[@genz9407]

Ah yes a kid throwing acid at someone is definately a chossing beggers moment

[@aribmahbub1954]

Well he threw “dieluted” acid that’s. You should not be cheap while aciding someone.

[@picapes]

@@aribmahbub1954 yeah, next time bring some stronger acid smh

[@FishieFishFosh]

Cha0tyk wh-

[@genz9407]

Nobody realised I spelled choosing as chossing but eh nvm..

[@Ragehunger]

First story: Definitely feels like OP should've pressed charges. That's _two_ types of assault, reckless endangerment and child neglect at the very least. Put the mom in jail, and force her volatile child to attend some discipline camp, because he's clearly not emotionally stable enough to fit in society. Second story: This dense-as-rock Karen doesn't seem to comprehend dog psychology. It's not the _breed_ that is the problem, it's how the _owner_ (Alpha) is training them. I've seen Rottweilers being as well-disciplined as trained Shepherds, and Pomeranians being as aggressive as Pit Bulls are rumored to be. It's not about discrimination, it's about facts & logic. Then again, you can never convince a Karen about the truth, because you will always be wrong and always manage to hurt their prideful ego. Third story: Imagine being so out of touch with history and native traditions that you tell the natives to "be modern and civilized". And she's so full of herself saying that their traditions are bad in every way she can possibly describe, yet she allows under-aged drinking in her family and verbally abuse others like the barbaric tyrant she is. She sure haven't "come of age" yet it seems. Fourth story: Ah yes, pretend to escape reality by having your face buried in your phone, and only "snap out of it" when you find an opportunity to switch on your "outrage" and hopefully scam someone out of some pretentious immoral/illegal BS. Not enough that she's a pure-blooded homophobe, but saying that an erotic novel is a "comic book" shows just how out of sync she is with society. I'm happy that the store employee had the balls to stand up against her, because I'd gladly be siding with him to talk this Karen down on her utter stupidity and hate. Fifth story: Double standards galore! It's okay to be lesbian, it's okay to be bi, but _God forbid_ that you be gay! I sure hope that EM isn't a Pride enthusiast, because she clearly don't deserve the respect they strive for with that kind of bias. May she be shunned.

[@nathansingleton7532]

I bet the fifth story's Karen is another one of those "Kill All Men!" idiots

[@dc.pxrecious]

The first story frigging triggered. me why are these criminals being let off so easy by the school?

[@mv2530]

Because a giant portion of it is probably str8 bs

[@ChaoticAngelKitten]

mV actually, I had two fellow classmates put pills in my drink on a school trip and bully me and in the end they received no punishment, just a warning.

[@despondent27]

things like that always happen at schools like one time some kid put me in a headlock so i took his glasses. and of course, only i got in trouble

[@EpicFiddleGuy]

When you have enough money, eventually you just become immune to law.

[@ChaoticAngelKitten]

EpicFiddleGuy sad but true. :(

[@aqacefan]

2nd story: "another appointment"? I daresay the practice can afford to not deal with an aggressive dog and an argumentative, entitled owner. Dog's file should have been closed out and referred to another office with all kinds of warnings.

[@dorkfish1275]

"comic books are for kids" KZbin's COPPA policy in a nutshell.

[@Cobalt_Rain]

Maybe the Sunday comics in the newspaper, maybe not even some of those. There are so many comics that are very disturbing/gory/scary/inappropriate, and they do this without even going near nudity or homosexual relationships. It scares me how oblivious people are to the things around them.

[@dorkfish1275]

indeed comic books are like anime, and so is fantasy novels really.

[@milesprower6110]

i mean, anime? Or like any product that people can enjoy? movies, books, music... and even games

[@cptyolowaffle]

Damn COPPA is crap. At school before it was put into place I would basically rally the school to hate it

[@dorkfish1275]

​@@cptyolowaffle COPPA is fine, youtube mutilated it and spread lies to shift the blame for the horrid system they implemented.

[@Navillea]

"EM is a lesbian and a homophobe" And I thought MATH was confusing-

[@dionysus7988]

trans-phobic more likely. Hate's trans people regardless of the situation

[@sioncarson7511]

how can you be lesbian and a homophobe

[@t-swagggaming]

Sion Carson right...just trying to think about it makes my brain want to explode into smithereens

[@sioncarson7511]

@@t-swagggaming i completely get its dumb that this stuff has to happen

[@sioncarson7511]

@Gi Gi yeah i knew somboby like that too she was dumb and as useless as shit on bricks

[@radioactivet-rex286]

"Wait until she finds out about hentai" Dudeee, im crying!!!

[@1_delta]

Anyone : *Does Literally Anything* Karens : *PoLiCe InTeNsIfIeS*

[@Jennifer-jt9cb]

A homophobic lesbian.... a *HOMOPHOBIC* lesbian a homophobic *LESBIAN* My brain hurts now.

[@PumbyDumbass]

Dont worry mine too

[@synchrolord]

Hoooldup..... 👁️👄👁️Wut

[@dionysus7988]

most likely just hate's trans people

[@itsjustme7614]

She's either transphobic or it's deep internalised homophobia

[@theghoul2303]

She hates men that's the punchline

[@lancehackman6304]

I don't like those type of parents that use religion as an excuse for being toxic. anyone else?

[@rebel6301]

Nobody likes them. Nobody fucking likes them, Lance. Don't worry, you aren't alone with your opinion.

[@calebsmith3016]

Who are we to judge for that?

[@whiterabbit75]

Religion has been used as an excuse to be terrible human beings since it was invented. Situation Normal: All Fucked Up.

[@undeadprincess5726]

Unfortunately my grandmother is like that. Barely anyone in my family likes her, except her husband who follows her example.

[@nightguard5872]

If people do that they're a piece of garbage

[@66ixty9ine]

If she thinks those comics are bad imagine her finding about AOT or hentai n some other bad shit. Lmao.

[@gregh4150]

"Comic books are for children!" Me checking out Preacher, the Boys, Old man Logan, Monkey King, and watchmen

[@skyriver9525]

*Shows the EP this article.* indianexpress.com/article/parenting/learning/comics-marvel-dc-children-books-5470420/ Then, I show them the more recent Marvel Comics, some of which have gore and other things that aren't that children friendly, as you know.

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

Oh I love preacher

[@starkconner5190]

“Wait till she finds out about hentai” *Oh, I can teach her all about that haha!*

[@evecampbell3069]

I have plenty of Explicit Yaoi I can show her!

[@Frostfern94]

Yeah, please don't.

[@mlaigaming9953]

@@evecampbell3069 thus the creation of the homework folder

[@esti5esti816]

177013 we don't want her around us. This will keep her away.

[@rishabhanand4973]

franky? is that you?

[@culturedcrazygirl]

WHEN WILL THE “COMIC BOOKS ARE FOR CHILDREN” STOP. ITS THE SAME AS “VIDEO GAMES ARE FOR CHILDREN” ITS SO ANNOYING AND IGNORANT.

[@BellaFalk95]

Saying comic books are for children is like saying books are for adults. It's for everyone. What the story is depends on if it is for children or adults.

[@alexwalker2582]

@@BellaFalk95 Exactly! Drive's me nuts sometimes when I see people like that. The worst part is that those people also tend to be so close-minded that no matter how well structured and fact based your argument is they will just ignore you and keep spouting their ignorance, only louder.

[@despondent27]

i think instead of laughing in my mind when people say that i should LOL

[@despondent27]

ok maybe i should’ve just typed out laugh out loud bc lol doesnt exactly stand for that

[@despondent27]

oh and also when they say animations are for children

[@colecarbert8222]

I’m always so surprised when Karen’s don’t actually sound like rSlash doing a girl voice 😂

[@zekromtrainer1222]

"How DARE you get my precious angel in trouble even though he threw acid on you" I have a few questions

[@jh.araujo]

I was expecting the acid thrower's mom having charges pressed against her

[@despondent27]

they should have

[@kranberry3318]

I still can’t believe they didn’t!

[@ccboi1311]

when the EM slapped OP i was like if that was me I would have started a fight after that.

[@DrYeet2704]

No, I would have gone to the Chemistry Dept. and sprayed undiluted sulfuric acid on her. Get me arrested, but it'd be worth it.

[@deeplynluv]

I feel bad for the OP of the first story. Her mother should have been there for her.

[@Aoi-rf4fn]

EM: So what if my daughter threw acid at you? Me: Well, let's say that somebody threw acid at you. You wouldn't be able to complain anymore.

[@questionablemorality8587]

Me: Oh cool rSlash uploaded my favorite subreddit Also me: *immediately gets angry about the entitled parents*

[@enderteimant]

Everyone be like "Hey rSlash you put Choosing Beggars instead of Entitled Parents" but really, they're the same thing.

[@enderteimant]

@@michelschuit5895 It's a joke bruh

[@l1ttleold]

@@michelschuit5895 bruh

[@donniedekkersgei9332]

They are not the same thing

[@enderteimant]

@@michelschuit5895 Well, the actual correction is that Entitled Parents, just as Choosing Beggars think that they are entitled to everything just because they have a child, choosing beggars are the same since they think the same thing mentioned above because they are a "customer". The only difference is that they don't have a kid. Edit: Also again, it is a joke

[@gandalfwhite306]

@@michelschuit5895 The last part was the joke. You missed the joke. What would the joke be without the last part?

[@WillieManga]

If I saw OP in the last story with his significant other interacting like that, I'd be like "Ok, you happen to have an insulin shot on you? Cause you two are being too damn sweet." LoL

[@arianramadanov_s1teknikele418]

Title: *CHOOSING BEGGARS* ME: **visible confusion**

[@jzv.71]

Teo the title is r/entitledparents wdym

[@tjitter5105]

ulixero i think it was r/choosingbeggars by mistake first

[@kaine.4138]

@@tjitter5105 go to the first 5 seconds of the video, it says "RSLASH choosingbeggars"

[@mercenarygraph1321]

The library story got me thinking “isn’t that manga/yuri?” And then he said “wait until they find out about hent@i and I was like oop

[@I.-_-._.-_-._.-_-._.-_-._.-_-I]

I have troubles looking at your pfp

[@Moni-ob7xi]

OOP indeed

[@terrificdisaster6174]

Moni 1439 yup

[@megamindsoftheworld.624]

Video: *says choosing beggars* Rslash: Welcome to r/slash entitled parents! Me: Wait, WTF???

[@TheBat66]

And this is not the only time this happened

[@megamindsoftheworld.624]

I know! Just pointing it out.

[@megamindsoftheworld.624]

I know sans, just saying.

[@tigerlove5102]

EP=CB with kids

[@madman2u]

So she hates herself? No wonder she's so angry.

[@sunflowersbeauty8811]

The last story had a twist in the end

[@thatoneguy9759]

Nice to know.

[@Fickji]

Everyone: That lesbian Karen is a homophobe. Me: It seems to be many peoples first encounter with that rare breed known as the Tumbler TERF.

[@robinsmith2776]

Unfortunately TERFs aren't just on tumblr - they're everywhere. Note the recent JKR shit on twitter - I Wish they had just secluded themselves off already ://

[@aqueercommunist]

apparently "TERF" is a slur, so now people are calling them "FARTs" (Feminism Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes)

[@robinsmith2776]

@@aqueercommunist TERF isn't a slur like Karen isn't a slur - words don't just become slurs overnight, that's not how language works. TERFs don't face systemic oppression so they don't have 'slurs', they don't want people calling them that bc they wanna hide their agenda. I do enjoy the idea of calling em farts but TERF is still the correct term no matter what anyone says! Trans rights

[@aqueercommunist]

@@robinsmith2776 i know terf isnt a slur, although i would say its inaccurate as it implies that theyre feminists

[@TheMadHatterx]

@@robinsmith2776 It's sarcasm.

[@Aiden-YeetClark]

Lol “unfair discipline” for splashing freaking acid on a child.

[@Mad-Hatter-ison]

the mom be lucky Op's parents weren't there, otherwise both parents be arrested, one for obvious reasons for the Em, and one for violence of the Op's parents for not caring that the Em's mom could've killed her and not give a damn about it I know if it were my mom or in fact my dad that were there and heard the news, they will go feral like wolves on that mom

[@dx1450]

"That girl shouldn't have been where my son splashed acid!"

[@lelahill9778]

The girl that got slapped by the mother, WHY DIDN'T YOUR MOM SUE THE SCHOOL OR HAVE THE LADY ARRESTED????? that story is DEFINITELY made up- I am a teacher an know for a fact the principal would have called the police

[@ogee.4712]

he should have gotten EXPELLED or something worse

[@lollol-ow8rb]

Ahh the third gender. Karen

[@alansartrignot]

Hehe, there was this comment on a chemistry channel which made me laugh my ass off, “this video showed me that 95% of chemistry is just waiting for something to happen”

[@tkb5726]

“The entitled mother is a lesbian.” I legit dropped my phone and said “WHAT?!” As a non-binary lesbian that....holy shit I can not

[@SubsNovidsChallenge-qt2jq]

I sound like a jerk, but I cant believe entilted people like that want to be in the community im in. (Im bi, but lean heavily towards females, so, lesbian?-)

[@ah7027]

well its possible shes just transphobic and thats the part that bothered her.

[@late_prince8945]

We all have to remember the sad truth of this world: everyone can be terrible person.

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

Maybe she sees lesbians and gays as two different „categories“? Like, two women = okay; two men = gross I feel like most people in general are more chill with female couples than male couples unfortunately 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@komiyama4344]

What I didn’t get was the “Im a gay trans guy” and has a bf....ok so you’re technically straight ? I don’t mean to sound rude but that’s the case right ? English isn’t my first language so this was so confusing for me

[@ArcmageZaln]

start card and end card: "Choosing beggers" RSlash and title: r/entitledparents. :D its ok, everyone messes up. Still loved the stories.

[@Z4r4sz]

Anti-vaxxer: "I gladly vaccinate my dog against easily preventable diseases." Covidiod: "I refuse to put a mask on my biting dog." Karens: "[something moronic here]" Humans...

[@despondent27]

i like how you put humans separate because yes, those people like that are too stupid to be human

[@Kriegsmaschine1942]

You forgot furries there not suppose to live (yeaaaaa ima get alot of hate saying that)

[@ThomasKent1346]

That Vets office should put a muzzle on the dogs' owner!

[@despondent27]

hello 56363 i wont hate bc furries are weird af

[@despondent27]

but i dont care what they do as long as it doesnt involve me

[@Stimkie]

I am a vet student and I dread dealing with Karens like this. This is legit a safety issue.

[@gex8305]

“Note to self: Never attend science class with an entitled kid” -Me

[@b.k.jossel3912]

Narrator: *if she thinks that's bad just wait until TC learns about hentai* Me: *wait until he learns how to go incognito...*

[@thunderflare59]

How much you want to bet that kid is going to become a "man of culture"?

[@zaclavineproductionsfan6738]

@@thunderflare59 in 15 years we’ll see him on r/neckbeardthings

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

If it was two dudes instead of women in that comic she'd be singing a different tune

[@maystolowicz6904]

I wonder what will happen if she saw boku no piko

[@u-4989]

@@zaclavineproductionsfan6738 r/sexoffenders

[@rowanbrown4823]

Rslash: wait till they discover hentai Me: I see you are a man of culture as well

[@haachama-chama7179]

177013 Flashbacks

[@Dubmaster3]

If another parent ever slapped my kid like that, especially at school we'd be pressing charges.

[@armas_ectos]

About that last story: There's a part of the Gay/Lesbian community that doesn't like to acknowledge the BTQIA part of the community (I'm TG I btw, much love for my LGBTQIA family!) I don't know why anyone that has gone through a struggle like that would then make another person's struggle harder. I guess their pain really negatively affected them. They have my sympathy, and I hope they find the peace of mind and soul they so obviously need.

[@gibzy2004]

Does TG mean transsexual gay, im not sure what it means? :/

[@armas_ectos]

@@gibzy2004 TG = TransGender.

[@raerohan4241]

What do the I and A stand for? Intersex and ace/aro?

[@armas_ectos]

@@raerohan4241 Yep. My sister is ace, she had to introduce me to that one

[@raerohan4241]

Nathan Rice Oh, ok. Thanks

[@drouillotvalentin6476]

"the entitled mother is a lesbian" Me : The...WHAT ?

[@SmashLiXs]

op: your son got acid on me & i'm in pain em: i missed the part where that's my problem principal: you're this close to having your ek expelled em: you can't do that! principal: i missed the part where that's my problem

[@istiakkabir9363]

Entitled mother: playing video games won't get you a girlfriend Pewdiepie, jacksepticeye, markiplier and every other big gaming youtubers with wives and girlfriends: *hold my controller*

[@WhoRUTalkingAbout]

Me sees title: In my mind Ek: Idc if u get hurt cuz of the acid!!! A few mins later Karen: idc if shes hurt!!! Karen hits op *Get screwed*

[@Lana-qp9qv]

I've been refreshing for 10 minutes just to get here as early as possible

[@arisg7022]

Whatdefok

[@SlitheringDemon]

Couldn't agree more my friend

[@thefallenC073]

I was listening to the Podcast and this appeared sooo not bragging but I was first

[@WhoRUTalkingAbout]

Me too

[@jameslowe4031]

So what im hearing is "First"

[@orionisx5984]

Best part of being early- no ads 👀

[@Arc-dz8fc]

Yes

[@greenownes]

But i got adds? Is 6 min too late for no adds?

[@lord_vwphaeton1883]

Amen brother

[@cadeece6739]

@@greenownes yes

[@nooneneedstoknow1742]

Amen to that!!!

[@niaei]

The first story got me bamboozled. Why did no-one call cops on that parent? Did she get away with slapping a minor?

[@nightshade4683]

Rslash: welcome to rslash entitled parents Screen: rslash choosing beggars

[@nerdycat9059]

LOL

[@2Ducks.]

🤔?

[@LiamJacenMusic]

R/therewasanatempt

[@kolerick]

"if this EM find this type of comic is bad, wait until she find out about hentai" *evil "squid" laugh while wiggling my tentacles*

[@dontariusvickers3745]

Wait a minute is that a hentai reference

[@ArmyFrog]

Whenever someone says comic books and animation are for children, I get irked the wrong way. “Adults can’t like drawings, they are supposed to only like stuff that looks ‘boring’”.

[@bladerunner3314]

My mother for the better part of my life: You're (almost) an adult, aren't you too old to watch cartoons and play with toys? This started when I was 15, I watch cartoons, animes and collect action figures (or dolls, I don't mind what you call them ;) ) Me response every time that shut her up fo another year: You're an adult, aren't you a bit old to watch every fairy tale on TV?

[@GreenBeret1903]

Grow up

[@Ikller-xh7qq]

"Wait until she finds out about hentai"... I luckily wasnt drinking something, as I couldnt hold myself and burst out in laughter^^

[@roguebird12]

Someone in my mother's high school chem class threw acid in her face and kept repeating "it's just water" and my mom went to the teacher because her eyes burned and wouldn't you know it was acid

[@despondent27]

no it was water im sure

[@chieffirefigherplays]

No, acid can be really bad, good thing there is a emergency wash station in science labs.

[@roguebird12]

@@chieffirefigherplays yeah she had to use that it was super diluted acid tho

[@NinjaFlibble]

hopefully she ended up fine D:

[@chieffirefigherplays]

@@roguebird12 what do you mean super diluted?

[@Heavenly_Father]

Petition for " Should I erase these vile creatures called Karens ? " (I'll miss the memes though)

[@doomslayer9159]

signed

[@EagleEmpire-YT]

Don’t erase them but set their game mode to adventure Ok I changed my mind, kill them all

[@nicotine_twoshot]

Signed.

[@doomsdaydragonsproductions2801]

@@EagleEmpire-YT yes haha

[@desertbiome6526]

Yessir btw where’s your son

[@allisoncusolito]

Comic books are for children Adult nerds: staring intensifies

[@justanoobbridgr192]

i really hope none of this stuff ever happens to me that would suck lol

[@aurongrande6141]

Yippee. An Entitledparents video instead of the AmIAWhatever, or Relationship videos.

[@doomsdaydragonsproductions2801]

Why?

[@aurongrande6141]

@@doomsdaydragonsproductions2801 (shrugs) Because I'm not keen them. Why else?

[@FoxGoddess]

"Wait until she finds out about Hentai" That will be a dark day for her, and a hillarious one for everyone else.

[@mlaigaming9953]

and if the kid is like some of us, an amazing day for the child

[@plague6566]

Prof Pic sauce _I know it's shameless_

[@CrimsonKLake]

“Welcome to rSlash entitled parents” me: wait a minute.... who ArE yOu??

[@markponce6211]

"Comic books are for kids!" The Walking Dead comics: Am I a joke to you?

[@RamdomView]

9:34 I find it deeply irritating how entitled parents will project their own feelings onto their children without even checking the validity of their statement.

[@xenosorcerer6875]

Ep: Anime is for kids so let me and my son watch it Me: shows Hentai Ep: *so you have chosen*....*ThE PoLicE*

[@GreatQuestionFran]

Oh man this line makes me mad and malicious. Oh anime is just for kids? How about we all the kids at the daycare to watch some child friendly anime... oh I know! Elfen Lied! Or how about Berserk!

[@keegan9783]

Jonathan Hicks what about hmm.. attack on titan?

[@zingz1972]

*dA pOLicE*

[@originalname5303]

@@GreatQuestionFran what about interspecies reviewers

[@mostannoyingscaramain]

Attack on Titan 10/10 awesome anime

[@calcollects2963]

wait, just suspension for that - in my school you would be out for that I have alot of mental issues so i have anger outbursts so you may need to know the kid before you judge but i have never threw acid over somebody

[@chikaknight5610]

"Comics/cartoons are for children" aahhhhh. The best phrase to hear someone spit before they run right into an encounter of the spicy kind. Especially love it in regards to anime when I have something like Kabaneri or Castlevania cued up (Oh video games too. Mario might be kid-friendly but Mass Effect sure isn't)

[@Lvrboy_Lance]

*Title:* Entitled parents *Title Card:* Choosing beggars *Me:* I am confusion