r/Idontworkherelady "I'M GLAD YOUR KID IS DEAD!"

[@rSlash]

If you have an iphone, it'd be awesome if you could give me 5 starts on iTunes: link.chtbl.com/rslash

[@cappuccinocapputeano]

OK!

[@Karen-kl7yc]

How dare you allow others to watch your videos, I demand you make it only available for me and my kids, also I here you have a dog, give it to me and my kids as it their birthday soon and we will take much better care of it then you ever would,

[@merry.meth.]

@@Karen-kl7yc bish

[@KokoLive]

Yes-

[@Skinnyp4545]

Hey rslash what happened to yugo?

[@name-uh5ee]

Douche baguette: "Excuuuussseee MEE" OP: "Why what did you do" Gold

[@crazyaboutcatss]

That one really cracked me 🤣🤣

[@christianstachl]

So simple, yet so powerful 😄

[@kofimoon-vv-8279]

That's my parents when I need to get past them

[@NoirRaven]

I would've said, "why, did you pass wind?"

[@abbyrudy167]

When OP said they're going to be as literal as possible I wasn't expecting this type of gold.

[@matthewhalo1799]

*”I wasn’t abusing him because he’s dumb”* *”I was abusing him because I thought he was an employee”*

[@-cryogena9290]

True

[@mistymoooooor]

How to dig yourself into a hole in a hole 101

[@PedroGM0]

No one this Karen: *capegot*

[@thunderflare59]

Nice recovery, Karen.

[@stutterysteamerproductions875]

"...that... doesn't exactly help your case."

[@AustroKebab]

That first guy is the embodiment of “Chaotic neutral” :D

[@WolfenMoony]

This is true.

[@comicallylargedingle6268]

Best comment I've ever seen lmao

[@RaginKavu]

Totally true!!

[@chockyglocky0577]

We should all aspire to be like him

[@dradith921]

We need this animated. It would be so funny. Which animation style fit with the story A)sponge bob B) Fairy odd parents

[@-f_0_rtun_a-245]

“Maybe it’s better that way for people like you.” Imagine being that heartless- I’m disgusted.

[@Cobalt_Rain]

She isn't heartless, it just is shriveled and rotting and that is why her breath smells so bad. The stuff she did is different from what a heartless person would do. What she did indicates a rotting heart.

[@rachaelautera5150]

I probably would have fought that old lady. Or at the least, scare her enough to think I might while I cussed at her some more.

[@daedinton]

If I were the husband I would let my wife at most slap the rotting meat sack twice

[@someguy2297]

I hope that old lady is burning in hell she's more toxic and heartless than society and society is pretty toxic.

[@charitysherise20]

She is garbage. Some people just are.

[@TheNormExperience]

“It’s stupid, but it’s like, at least we might be able to help someone else’s kid have a fighting chance.” That is NOT stupid. That’s an amazing statement to what a good person you and your SO are. I can’t even imagine going through that.

[@Harry-zz2oh]

Being a parent is tough enough. Having someone say that is extremely cruel. Losing a child is most parent's worst nightmare. Very few want to see any of their children die before they pass away. A coworker lost his oldest son and it has taken his wife decades to overcome her grief.

[@skyw3419]

"Are you *trying* to be stupid?" "It's effortless" Literally me.

[@sad...4854]

Op is a m o o d-

[@NickBrown-hw2yj]

Same

[@YeetMaster5678]

SO TRU THO!

[@skyw3419]

@@sad...4854 tru tru

[@extravent3963]

Never have I been so offended by something so true

[@petermoore3042]

I can't believe that old woman has lived for so long without getting stabbed

[@ekramer2478]

She may just have survived the attempts...

[@cincysilvia8807]

Pretty sure I would have let my wife swing on her

[@RiptoGakt]

@@ekramer2478 As cruel as it is right now to say this, I hope COVID caught up with that despicable woman. Had I been in the OP's shoes in that story and if it had been my first kid, I would have definitely lost my temper and eventually ended up in prison cause the end result... wouldn't have been pretty. Anger is a very scary thing, especially when paired with a ruthlessly creative mind.

[@thescoundrel793]

She did, she just has no heart to hit

[@jessicaconda4825]

From experience with family members, there's something about being that kind of vile that just perpetuates life.

[@Kingpin1880]

That couple returning their child's things are effing saints for only screaming.

[@bleachfanbk]

They are, I'd have punched that b****

[@Karen-tx1bu]

To be honest if that was me I would be in jail. I would not be able to control myself.

[@2Ducks.]

Going to jail is worth it if I can get rid of people like that. They would all be gone, and I would have a life sentence. (Sorry for the bad spelling, if there is any. I tried as heck.)

[@memesforyouall]

@karen this is a predicament

[@hazelnuthazelll]

If that happen to me, I would be in jail for assault..

[@Avannior]

"Are you trying to be stupid?" "No, its effortless" f'ing gold

[@maeonmars9357]

I feel SO badly for the woman whose child died. I bet that the old lady's family HATES her.

[@journeymanic9605]

I would have been in jail after that last sentence.

[@nathanchristopher2677]

she was a monster, i had an older sibling how died so that story touches close to home

[@darcybrummett7004]

I would’ve screamed in her ear, uh, I don’t know what exactly I would’ve said but it wouldn’t have been good! Someone would’ve had to use all their strength to hold me back from punching that horrible “woman”!

[@RiptoGakt]

@SAWYER MCGEE That wouldn't be surprising if it were the case for this particular hag.

[@janafz3309]

@@journeymanic9605 If you don't kill her, you could argue with self defense and a special emotional circumstances.

[@Skinnyp4545]

First story: douchebagette Me: laughs in French

[@fatalplays2247]

Oi oi

[@fatalplays2247]

😆 that did not come out instead of french i was an angry brit

[@matankesselman456]

Yeah a baguette in the shower probably won't taste very nice

[@fatalplays2247]

If it was a brit it would be douchebiscuit

[@thedevilsangelgaming3324]

Karen would cry in entitled at that joke

[@bellerain381]

That old bag that hassled that poor mother who just lost her baby made me see red!! I want to give OP a hug and protect her from that horrible Karen!

[@JingDalagan]

Being an old woman is not a get-out-of-jail card (Gawd, if she's still alive, not even hell welcomed her)

[@Z4r4sz]

I had to think of a scene from lucifer when he held a dying priest in his arms. Priest: "Im not afraid of dying." Luficer: "Well, you should be. Its incredibly boring where you are headed." :D

[@trustweb99]

So true Respecting people just because they're older than me ?! F*** that sort of mindset

[@azisles02]

"You should respect your elders." Respect is earned and being old isn't earning it. Tugging on my cost pulling me inches from you disgusting mouth his NOT how to earn it either.

[@Z4r4sz]

@@azisles02 Thats how people earn a light beating :)

[@aroach9210]

@@Z4r4sz i love that show

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Even if someone actually is an employee, you still NEVER have the right to touch them, yell at them, threaten them, etc. Some people deserve a swift kick in the teeth.

[@JustinWahlne]

OP: She just came over and started shouting at me, interrogating me and harassing me about my grooming habits. DB: THAT'S NOT TRUE! I was shouting at him and harassing him because I thought he WORKED HERE! Me: (Fenneko laugh)

[@MsBlackdeath13]

The guy in the first story is now officially my new hero. The comebacks are the stuff of legends.

[@lisakaz35]

OMG. The smartass customer is GLORIOUS. He needs to teach a course on putting Karens in their place.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

His comments reminded me alot of deadpool

[@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo]

r/murderedbywords

[@qzoid3060]

“Douchebagette” i just thought of a douche but with a moustache, a striped shirt and the Eiffel Tower in the back

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

And a bag of bagettes

[@tanuki2898]

Glad I wasn't the only one...

[@witheredbonnie9268]

And a white flag

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

@@witheredbonnie9268 *La Marseilles shuttyflute in background*

[@limiv5272]

Honestly if someone grabbed me in a store, regardless of gender and age, they would've been shouted at immediately

[@kittylovergurl6452]

I understand, but what if it was a 4 year old asking for help.

[@limiv5272]

@@kittylovergurl6452 I obviously didn't mean a small child who doesn't know better. The age part was about older people. They often demand respect as if being old is some major achievement while being horrible to everyone. Infuriating

[@kittylovergurl6452]

@@limiv5272 fair enough

[@jasonwhipp5721]

That echo on “security aisle 14.” GOLD.

[@hadrubal9197]

Yarp

[@matankesselman456]

I love the nickname "Douchebaguette" because "Douche" means shower in french and let's just say wet bread doesn't taste very nice...

[@orio-kami7601]

I. Love. That !

[@35joannecoleman]

Wet bread is nasty in my opinion and she was nasty.

[@PupSentinel]

@@35joannecoleman You should see what Achievement Hunter did with wet bread! It was unholy!

[@Lycan4]

Me, who dunks my sandwiches in my milk/tea/coffee: ... I mean, I always knew I was weird, so I'm fine with this.

[@matankesselman456]

@Euan Craig that's in French, the reason why a douche is an insult in English is because it's referring to an entirely different object...

[@imgonnafindyourfamily3364]

The story before the last *ive never wanted someone’s address so bad* Edit :Guys chill i just wanna a quick match of Uno

[@DrgnLdyLizzie2001]

Same. I heard her say that and could have reached through time to give her the smack she deserved. God damn some people arr just assholes.

[@notateendemon]

Tell me when you get the address.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Same

[@arealisticbeautystandard8920]

same. out of all the stories I've heard here before I never wanted to slap someone so bad!

[@deskeekde3276]

Well now I want it xD

[@quinnw919]

“If they’re rude, I have fun.” This guy seems to be a godsend bestowed upon us to unite humanity.

[@macmillan_kai]

I love how in the first story, the guy acted so dumb that she just got more and more pissed So yeah life lesson, act dumb and Karen's can't do crap.

[@playtouys]

“Are you trying to be stupid?” “No its effortless” Sums up me perfectly

[@tylersprik15]

"I dunno miss are you trying to be ugly"

[@obiwancannoli1920]

Imagine if she called the police dept, and then op picks up

[@lucastrimble9140]

I imagined that too

[@RiptoGakt]

I would have cracked up laughing so hard and enjoyed every moment of her face becoming a mix between shocked Pikachu face and the scream painting with a dash of exaggerated anime shocked expressions.

[@jamesonweimann4720]

Hello this is op how may I inconvenience you today Karen

[@CapsirusPrime]

Not gonna lie, during the first story where the Karen said “excuse me” an ad came on Clearly KZbin is trying to tell me something 🤣

[@WobblesandBean]

KZbin is a Karen confirmed

[@Starfloofle]

@@WobblesandBean yeah I mean c'mon, their most popular line is something along the lines of "You're going to give your money to my friend! No, all of it, a lowly *youtuber* like you doesn't need that money, if you do, you should get a *real* job!" oh and we can't forget about exaggerating the situation irrationally when THEY'RE the aggressor in an attempt to get you 'arrested' (read: banned) Yeah youtube is just a giant corporation of karen

[@yl8598]

*"If they're civil, I'm civil. If they're struggling, I'm helpful. If they're rude, I hAve fuN"* 😂😂I have a feeling that I'd get along very well with him😆

[@brickmastere5535]

"She galumphed her way over" I am now forever using that verb

[@jeshea7373]

I know! It made me laugh right out loud 🤣

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Sounds like something Lewis Caroll might have come up with. Or perhaps Dr. Seuss

[@LynDewey]

Rslash: douchebag-ette Me: douche baguette hon hon hon

[@R0Z3G0L6]

Rslash: this happened almost 2 years ago. Post: this happened two HOURS ago. Me: how old is this dam post?!

[@originalname5303]

Older than Sans' jokes

[@karlchampion8612]

not old enough it's most likly being "worked on" going on that 2 years

[@artsyducky3142]

The post was probably posted two years ago, but when they wrote it was two hours after the incident.

[@JayNumbuh5]

Same Rslash probably time traveled two years ahead

[@Richard_Nickerson]

I actually haven't been reading along this time, only listening. But rSlash makes at least one reading mistake in literally every episode. Most of the time, he ends up completely ruining or reversing what OP is actually saying. So, I wouldn't be surprised if it was just a misread, because he literally does it in every single episode.

[@suzanneteghtmeyer6214]

First story: best thing I've ever heard. Third story: I'm crying. My heart is breaking for the mom and I'm pissed off at the old hag. My husband has me hooked on this channel.

[@sherryhannah498]

@suzanneteghtmeyer6214 don't cry don't feel bad the kid probably wouldn't have lived long anyway and I AM NOT BEING RUDE

[@youssefdamali7767]

Im crying for those parents who lost their child i cant imagine going trough that.

[@kieranlinie1269]

"ARE YOU TRYING TO BE STUPID" "No, it's effortless" I'm dead

[@pouse4]

Of all the stories I listened to here, I never felt rage quite like what I felt towards that old woman. I hope OP gets better soon. She needs all the love and support she can get.

[@ironox8480]

"Imagine Rush Limbaugh in drag." No thanks mate, I just had breakfast.

[@Bladewalker1]

In the first story, with the way OP decided to reply to Karens in a calm, matter if fact way. This made me think of the comedy duo "Abbott and Costello", specially with their baseball skit. Where one of the two, was calmly telling the other the very odd names of a baseball team. With the other getting frustrated and upset with every passing moment, because he couldn't understand what was going on. LOL

[@SirElderock]

Who is on first

[@witheredbonnie9268]

What’s on first?

[@SirElderock]

@@witheredbonnie9268 no he is second baseman, who is on first.

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Nathan Freeman I don’t know

[@SirElderock]

@@witheredbonnie9268 no that is third.

[@sailorstar3148]

Old bat: Maybe it’s better for people like you Lucifer: I’ll see you in hell ya old bat 😈

[@DrgnLdyLizzie2001]

Lucifer: I'm sorry, was I supposed to wait until you died? Well, since you're already here . . .

[@Cinko420]

Lucifer: I suppose I can move some people to the 8th layer to make room for this old bat on the 9th...

[@tylersprik15]

I can hear her bones crunching and I'm smiling

[@wherethespitfiredare9794]

@@tylersprik15 I'm imagining her being tortured on the 38th layer of hell. I'm practically laughing

[@enderborn6860]

Fucking let her rot in the deepest layers have Lucifer call Hades so Cerberus can get a new chew toy

[@heather5540]

Holy crap, i have instant tears in my eyes after hearing what the lady said when learning their child had died. What a vile, disgusting pig of a human

[@CherryBun360x]

3:16 What that she devil said to op is sick and wrong and so messed up. Im so sorry anyone has to go through that. And people like that she devil shouldn't be allowed to be anything besides a worker who doesn't get paid. Because that is so vile

[@bribnkr13]

I almost cried hearing about the poor woman who lost her child. Absolutely heart breaking.

[@david100057]

Oh wow, perfect time to reload my YT page xD

[@axelsanchezmartinez3246]

Ha

[@michaelmoloney5112]

Lol

[@marckunzinger1061]

You commented before rslash himself. Well played

[@doconthesticks.1223]

Like

[@doconthesticks.1223]

xD

[@slammedautomotive2591]

Karen: I’m happy about what happened to your child Literally everyone with a IQ above 1: Okay, now you’ve taken it too far Also OP3, I’m sorry for your loss, no one should have to go through that.

[@tardismole]

"Excuse me?" "Why? what did you do?" Give the guy a medal. I've used that line myself.

[@bradymenting5120]

3:45 is exactly the punchline I was hoping for. Nothing's better than the look of "I want to blame you for this but I'm completely aware that this is my fault" when you whip out that tasty power move.

[@theairaccumulator7144]

The 1st story is exactly how I would behave lol

[@HydroC0]

Karen:yes. *Call the police.* Op:Uh... *damn she is calling my coworker, and she has to deal with her*

[@cal.listo.]

The couple returning the clothes have the patience of saints. I'd just "I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood I'm not afraid to leave it the same way"

[@CinnamonFudge2229]

"are you trying to be stupid?" "no, it's effortless" absolute legend

[@HereForTheCake]

Me: listening to RSlash on Spotify Notif: yo Me: listening to RSlash on KZbin

[@erinmiller1433]

“If they’re civil, I’m civil. If they’re struggling, I’m helpful. If they’re rude, I have fun.” That’s a whole way of life right there.

[@paulgasnier4545]

Karen : "I'm gonna call the police" The guy in the second story : "I know him, he's me!" Sorry for my poor English, it's not my first language

[@lucastrimble9140]

No that was really good English 😁😊

[@paulgasnier4545]

@@lucastrimble9140 oh thanks!

[@panicwolf8586]

Karen: I know the head of the police force, do you? OP: Well of course I know him, he's me.

[@purpl3lina]

To the couple that lost their child,my heart goes out to you.

[@iank472]

OP: This story happened early two hours ago. rSlash: This story happened nearly two years ago. I feel sorry for anyone organising to meet rSlash somewhere.

[@The_Nightsong]

The whole idea of Karen's and speaking to the manager always remind me of the first episode of Tru Blood, where Tara encounters one when working at a store ^_^ the woman had the hairstyle and everything. Tru Blood was ahead of its time!!! ^_^ they had a Karen even before they were a thing ^_^

[@Xp_Iggy]

The second to last story about the woman who lost her baby is probably one of the clearest examples of “Be nice to people, you don’t know what they’re going through”

[@xenaioaks5363]

*Rslash* : Two years ago *Me reading along* : But it says two hours ago...

[@jenniferwilt4361]

The post was written 2 years ago, when the post was written it had happened 2 hours ago.

[@wta1518]

G no. They probably got the joke, but you seem to think that any explanations of what may have happened means they don’t understand the joke. Grow up:

[@jenniferwilt4361]

@@wta1518 I don't think it was a joke to begin with.

[@jenniferwilt4361]

@@user-zq1lb3lx4m Also, I'm pretty sure you're not using it correctly. R/wooosh is for people who didn't get the joke but were actually rude about it. Believe me, I've seen r/woooosh videos before.

[@wta1518]

-* SweetCharlotteGamerRBLX *- I was just pointing out that it wasn’t an r/woooosh even if it was a joke.

[@katierowbury5233]

LOVED the first story! Thank you for reading these. The one in your title, about the woman who lost her baby, breaks my heart. The rest were fun to listen to.

[@karasuchrono]

That first story made me laugh to tears. "Are you *trying* to be stupid?" ... "It's effortless."

[@adoagustin4577]

If that would have happened to my wife and I, I’d be in jail for murder. I feel deeply for the couple that lost their child.

[@milkweechris8181]

RSlash: "POSTED 57 SECONDS AGO" Me: "MY TIME TO SHINE! wait... I don't know any funny jokes..."

[@crimsononi5657]

Is just me or are Karen’s always saying I’ll call the police 🧐

[@user-bv9ho5fi9g]

That is what Karen’s are

[@LunaP1]

They think the police are personal servants who will always believe them and punish anybody they don’t like. It’s pathetic and sad that they think that way and then are shocked when the cops put cuffs on them after seeing the security footage.

[@crimsononi5657]

Karen’s think they are High and mighty

[@2Ducks.]

They have "holyer then thou" attitude. It's annoying that they think they can scare people and threaten them and that their "high and mighty" and won't get trouble for what they done. Thank God that most do get a slap from karma. (Sorry if that didn't make sense, I be sleepy right now.)

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@2Ducks. You commented perfectly elsewhere where you apologize for spelling errors that didn't exist. But this comment was not so well done. Normally, I'm that guy that corrects people, but I saw you say English wasn't your first language elsewhere. Now it's just amusing that you totally nailed one comment and totally botched another.

[@dsandersmi]

"You WANT me to speak to your manager?!" XD

[@thefuriousduck]

When I heard the old hag said "maybe it's better for people like you" I felt such rage. My Aunt lost two baby's because of a similar situation to op. I garentee if I had been there that would have been her last day living.

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

if that was my mother spitting such venom at a grieving couple I'd disown her.

[@justsomerandompersononthei5087]

I was so disgusted at the last story. I can’t even imagine how someone can be this awful.

[@NiamhCreates]

I'm so sorry to the couple who lost their baby. 😔💙

[@MoonWatcher-nn6sg]

That second to last story... oh my god. That literally made me want to cry! Who in their right mind is so callous, and insensitive??

[@BrittKGM]

I would’ve been doubled over in the aisle laughing at that first story had I actually been there. 😂😂😂

[@SwampyWizard]

That first guy is a hero to every retail employee on the planet. I salute you, sir.

[@AkselJade]

If that had been my grandmother, I would've told her to find her own way home. I refuse to be related to anyone who thinks it's ok to speak that way to anyone for any reason, let alone right after experiencing a loss as painful as a child.

[@Lux_the_Lost]

That old lady has a very, VERY special spot in hell with her name on it. Also mad respect to the OP and her husband in that situation for their restraint... How that old bat lived to be that old with her attitude, I'll never know; saying what she did to most people would probably work out about as well as poking a sleeping dragon in the eye.

[@Josh_the_jester]

3:06 I know OP thought douch baguette was Rush Limbaugh in drag, but I'm imagining her being Frieza from the abridged version of Dragon Ball "THAT'S STUPID, YOU'RE STUPID, STOP BEING STUPID!!" lmfao

[@GoErikTheRed]

The little things, like the echo effect when the manager calls security, are the reason I love this channel

[@Pretty-Boy-Spencer]

4:40 Do they have a code for Karen's? XD

[@navywinter5623]

DB: are you trying act stupid OP: no it's effortless Gold

[@myboithomas]

1st story is literally just an interaction with Jim from the office.

[@neenahjohnson6205]

Every time he said "Douchebagget" I laughed to the point that I almost died of laughter

[@Iyiouseismouse]

3:48 “douchebagette” 😂😂😂😂😂 ire made me think of a baguette 🥖 that came alive and was an a hole 😂😂😂

[@BanishedSilentShadow3318]

Honestly if anyone said "I'm glad your child is gone" I would be pissed off

[@firelow]

Lol, I was listening instead of hearing and when I heard "the next story is from a long string of numbers" I had to check the name bc I wasn't sure if the name was a long string of numbers or a long string of numbers

[@WobblesandBean]

To the OP who lost her baby: if you're reading this, I just want to say I'm so, so sorry, and although I know it's been a long time, I know you must still be hurting. You're incredibly kind and generous to even think of donating the return money to the hospital with other people's children in mind. It just goes to show what an amazing person you are. I hope things have gotten better for you. 💜

[@lankycide77]

That first story was absolutely incredible, and made my day. This Gigachad of a man deserves a medal for how to handle Karens. xD

[@Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya]

The level of smarm from the guy that kept giving weird answers was S Tier. You have my respect, sir, that was beautiful. I will strive to be like you if this ever happens to me.

[@rafipearlman8849]

Does “joe shmo police department” only hire joe shmos?

[@echo8909]

Me: See's the title Also me: Nah, there is no way.

[@Barla626]

Is this a repost? I’m sure I’ve heard these before 🤔

[@darcybrummett7004]

The first story was so hilarious! I can imagine it being hard not to bust out laughing. 👏

[@Qw3rtScapes]

Haha I love the “are you trying to be stupid” “no it’s effortless”

[@AlexanderCrab1]

Uploaded 23 second ago all ready a dislike who ever you are why

[@Karen-kl7yc]

Actually It was not how rude to assume it was me

[@theredribbon19]

Maybe it was a super karen? It's obvious that just Karen couldn't do it. She's still talking to the manager about it.

[@francescodegregorio2824]

@@Karen-kl7yc would you like to speak to Mentryon's manager?

[@Karen-kl7yc]

@@fallenoperative1146 thank yoy

[@someonerandom7398]

@@Karen-kl7yc omg give me your autograph!!!

[@tgnastro7134]

All these people claiming first smh, it’s pronounced “först”

[@graveloot]

Disliked :()

[@tgnastro7134]

Jack Does Stupid Stuff eh. I see why you disliked this

[@albertosaurusrex6854]

It's først. Svenskjävel

[@tgnastro7134]

A. Phillip oh yes.my apologies

[@Ragehunger]

First story: I see now. Karens are so absentmindedly having spiteful thoughts all the time that they've forgotten actual literacy. This guy is not just a down-to-earth comedian, but also a hero for having found yet another weapon for us to use against Karens. Oh, and this is also why I never go to the grocery store in anything that could be misinterpreted as work attire - I learned that lesson once when I was approached by another customer while wearing an ordinary yellow reflective jacket - fortunately they were decent people and just laughed it off when I told them. Second story: Am I the only one who's so used to think that emergency dispatchers are all female that I automatically assumed that OP was a woman? If so, I'll have to apologize. Although I feel like OP should call out on having the colors of the police department's dispatcher uniforms changed - I think blue shirts and cargo pants should do the trick. Third story: Post says two hours ago, rSlash said two years ago. It is confirmed that rSlash is a time traveler and has sent us this video from the future! On a serious note though, if I heard those exact words that old hag had coming out of her filthy mouth, I would look her dead in the eye and tell her "I only respect those who show me respect in return, and right now your hypocritical insinuation is far from respectful. Let go of me right now or I'll teach _you_ a lesson in respect!". And sure enough, someone who shows no sympathy over the tragic loss of life aren't worthy of the privilege of being alive, let alone live any form of good life. Whether karma will have its due with her, we can only hope. Fourth story: Sounds like an r/EntitledPeople candidate, with a hint or r/NiceGirls. That girl sounds like all kinds of red flags, and I feel bad for anyone she tries to "persuade". Don't fret it OP, it just sounds like you became the target of contempt by people with sexist double-standards who still takes every women's words for granted, even if it's a lie - there's nothing you could've done to change that outcome, lest you wanted to play into her scheme.

[@karlafortin5928]

Rage Fury My Mom was a Police Dispatcher for 17 years, she HAD to wear a white dress shirt with patches sewn on the sleeves a badge and ID and black dress slacks. It was mandatory.

[@RealCoolstriker64]

8:25 I’m watching Jojo memes, and Kira’s theme kicked in RIGHT HERE. It was perfect

[@Boertje247]

"Like a dog being shown a card trick..." LMAOROTFL and stealing! I also have the "person in charge" look, but at weddings, events, charities. People always think I know how to get more wine, start the music, fix the glitch in the fashion show, etc. Like OP, if the questioner is nice, I try to be helpful, direct them to the person in charge. But this one entitled mother of the bride demanded that I get DIFFERENT FOOD because the caterer brought sub-standard food (he didn't). I told her I wasn't the right person to deal with this, but she went off. Imagine an entitled Karen swathed in too-tight mint green lace, bright orange hair, toooo much makeup and a figure like Tiny Tim, and you get the picture. She is talking loudly, just short of yelling, when she says I should know my job description of wedding coordinator and if I don't move my fat arse (hah) fast, she won't pay me. I feel the delightful surge of revenge in my bones and humbly assure her I'll do whatever I can, without specifically saying what action I'll take. I disappear into the crowd, and head to the bar. Proceed to have a great time with my friends (all young enough to be my grandkids) and the B&G who are good friends. I've never met the MOB as she lives across the country, but the B has told me on many occasions what a narcissist her mom is, difficult, jealous, etc. About 1 hr later, MOB runs into me and I have a glass of champagne in my hand. She screeches, "I'm not paying you to drink MY champagne! Now, get the food replaced!" Enter petty revenge. I find the real wedding coordinator, make sure she'd been paid, and explain the situation, and tell her my plan. The wedding coordinator told me the MOB has been trying to micromanage the wedding, causing loads of problems. But the B&G picked the menu, drinks, flowers, and paid for the whole wedding themselves. So I go to the convenience store a block away and buy a horrid pizza pocket and a can of Vienna sausages. Take them back to the reception and get a waiter to put them on a plate--beautifully arranged, of course--garnished with parsley, so at first glance, covered in sauce, it looks like the other dinners. I watch as he serves her, whispering, "I hope you like the different food we got at your request." She waves him off, as, cue the real wedding coordinator, comes up, all fake smiles and introduces herself to the MOB. The MOB looks confused af and spots me across the room in a group including the B&G. I smile, lift my glass in salute, and turn away. She was very subdued the rest of the evening. And silently ate her entire "replacement" dinner without a peep!

[@janeyking9604]

When it say's this was posted a minute ago 1.3 K People: Interesting

[@aryamandas2477]

Imagine not being one of the first people to see this :D cries in homework

[@WhoRUTalkingAbout]

DB: Work for me Slave OP: No *DB going to rage state* *DB harasses OP* Lady working: Stop. OP: I buy Bacon smell candles DB: *In her mind* Im screwed

[@jayemover_16]

The first story is literally me, I've never encountered an actual Karen but I've dealt with a weird classmate like this once

[@Subik00]

I almost died of laughter with the first story, definitely my favorite so far 🤣🤣🤣