r/Entitledparents "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY BABY!"

[@rSlash]

I AM NO LONGER LOOKING FOR MERCH DESIGNS PLEASE STOP SUBMITTING DESIGNS

[@theoavory3]

wait...this was 2mins before I watch ur vid, 😱 lol

[@theblazingvolts7897]

I have a free design, its at 0:13

[@pimage8047]

But here's the best ones! *submits nonexistent designs*

[@beansayshi]

No

[@orangetiger8503]

Ok

[@kayleighbrown459]

Honestly, I'd have called the police. She's abandoning her kid. Simple.

[@Destroxy]

Imo, OP in that story is really an idiot, unfortunately.

[@davidkroejev]

Same

[@kayleighbrown459]

@@H-to-O I mean, where I live it's a bit of an unwritten rule that you don't call the police on the folk next door, unless you really have to. You have to live next to these people after all.

[@amiyahbutler2774]

Kayleigh Brown ikr the whole time I was listening I was just like CPS! CPS! CPS! 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@yeetus5763]

Same

[@crazym1me]

The whole kid story. Girl I would've called CPS the day he sat outside my house for 3 hours. CPS is there for this reason, no matter how scary, you need to protect the child.

[@crazyweirdgirl115]

exactly! That would be my first thought. The mother is actively putting her child in danger and not looking after him.

[@RollerBladesMan]

@@crazyweirdgirl115 i think the best was was to talk to the father of the kid... AND if he is also insane as his wife, than CPS is a correct address. The story tells is all, the woman herd bad stories about CPS. I have no experience but i know from various sources, that it is not nice and good for a child to go to CPS. I really feel sorry for the small 7y.o. kid, he's the victim in this story and it's very hard for me to tolerate that a child was treated that way, and i personally don't even have a child my self... Hope he has a good father, because his mother is not worth anything.

[@davidkroejev]

Exactly

[@Uninspiredbrittnae]

I grew up in the system, and for this reason I have NEVER called CPS on anyone, for the child's sake, foster homes are rampant with abuse, and once you're in the system if you are abused by your foster parents NO one will believe you, because "those kids have problems, they make up stuff all the time!" Foster parents have sex with these kids, take their medication, and fill there houses with the maximum number of kids for a paycheck, not all of them, but alot. My foster sister just aged out of a group home she was forced into after she got labeled a runaway, because no one would believe are foster dad was sleeping with her so she ran. Foster Care is not a safe haven, I literally never know if the hell a child is currently dealing with is better or worse then what they would deal with in the system. Don't get me wrong I'm sure there are great foster parents out there, but certainly not enough for me to risk making that call. That's why people don't just call CPS.

[@DrHardlyKummsz]

Don't think they have a cps in France and if they do they don't work like they do out here

[@thepaladinpup2272]

EP: Take my kid! Me: Ok EP later: Where's my kid? Me: You don't have one EP: WHAT?! Me: It's mine now. Finders keepers!

[@JS-wv3iy]

"I sold him"

[@lexipaw8020]

Lol yes

[@kankay0820]

lol xD its mine now :>

[@bucket4756]

Hueh

[@blindguywithasword3876]

EP: NANI!

[@melissaclark1051]

The fact that he is still allowed in the same school as her is saying a lot.

[@callumedlin960]

The parents most likely bribed the school

[@loturzelrestaurant]

13:14: What a question. First time a kid is described in the story as 'scared and hungry', something aint right, DUH.

[@dreadedworld8864]

I'd make sure they'd never find his body

[@starleaf-luna]

@@dreadedworld8864 id make sure the body wasnt on the planet

[@MimiUsagichan]

9:30 I would've called Child Protective Services for the woman abandoning the child as soon as she didn't stop

[@SilverScaleMA]

Yeah, honestly the kid probably would have been better off then being with the crazy b*$%&. At least the kid seems to have a decent dad who can rein in his wife, at least when he knows what is really going on...

[@NoOneReally111]

I would have dropped him off with a drum set and two cans of Jolt Cola in his system.

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

Same

[@davidjacobs7465]

You drop off your kid at my place without my permission? Well, I guess it's finders keepers.

[@callmesouls749]

David Jacobs no joke I was literally about to type finders keepers for the kid lol

[@terryanisaurasrex2207]

That is exactly what I was thinking I’d keep the kid

[@jaunusender6166]

I know another Dave Jacobs who would say the same thing, he could also back it up by putting the kid to work in his Haunted Manor attraction if it was the right season. The proceeds to the manor go to charity so I know the kid would have fun and be well fed until the Dad came to pick him up and sort it out.

[@miniminininja538]

Legit XDDD forget the neighbor, keep the kid

[@frocat5163]

I hear there's a solid black market for abandoned children. Too far?

[@trentonsimmons9568]

If someone left a kid at my doorstep, then CPS would have been called within an hour. In leaving their kid at some random person's doorstep, they endangered them and CPS is better equipped than I am to deal with it.

[@Huntracony]

I'd probably babysit the first day assuming it was some crazy misunderstanding, but the second day, yeah. Just CPS, no need to bother the police (unless CPS tells me to).

[@edwardteach841]

@@Huntracony same, you give them a mulligan because sometimes crazy stuff happens and after that its straight to CPS.

[@doggolovescheese1310]

Yep for real

[@TsarofScars]

Child abandonment immediately marks the parent as unfit for parenthood, making the child a ward of the state. So yeah, calling CPS is the right thing to do.

[@Huntracony]

@@TsarofScars r/NobodyWinsTheThrone

[@jomomma4989]

"I'm glad nobody got seriously hurt" WTF?! Sexual abuse IS seriously hurt!

[@godmagnus]

I think she meant harassment. Multiple accusers and proof and no jail time?

[@drakebeasley5811]

Genuine question, how does it fall under sexual abuse? I’m young and ignorant and am just curious

[@wandering_penguino]

Also there's no such thing as a child's sex offenders list. There's just the one. That's why there's a movement for reform. There is only one list, US, Canada and the UK, so, at least in the US you have people on that list who when they were underage shared nudes of other underage kids (distribution of child porn), people who pissed in public etc. next to serial child rapists, people who have molested children, real pedophiles etc.. It's a real problem and it needs to be changed because it fucks over your entire life being on that list when you may not have done something heinous.

[@thestig2350]

I'm Getting Weird Feelings About The ED, I Hope He Is Ok

[@thestig2350]

The Mom And Child Thinks This Is Ok? Poor Dad, I Wonder What Happened

[@MsKakashilover1]

I’d be calling the cops since she was abandoning her kid with a stranger. Sorry woman, I don’t watch for free

[@dydysenpai7460]

Big facts

[@celinetheperson4758]

I screamed call the police on time 2 lol

[@bcaye]

I think I would have contacted the father ASAP. It seems obvious he wasn't aware of what crazy wife was doing.

[@cubeydude7605]

Agree but no sorry

[@Hey0987]

@@cubeydude7605 wdym?

[@JOE-no3mj]

entitled parent:*Leaves child at a random person's home* CPS:*Am i a joke to you*

[@Stormfalcon2018]

Me: APPARENTLY CPS, THAT ENTITLED PARENT IS A HERETIC!!!

[@robbieberg9452]

lol best idea

[@adonaiorion]

The level of patience and empathy from that woman is amazing. She wasn't paid, asked, just randomly dragged in to a horror show and she probably felt for the poor little boy. It shows how narcissists use these things against people. That's just a real WTF story; I mean this woman didn't know her neighbour would do that to her one day.

[@brezzeyoung7656]

My sister was taken away from me and now my family is broken

[@monkey9899]

Brezze Young take the L

[@crocuslament9680]

"Mommy there's a kid on our doorstep." "Well, now, didn't I always tell you that was where babies came from?"

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Story about the Non-Babysitter: Dude, get the Police involved DAYS EARLIER when this happens. WTF is wrong with you? Why did you let this go on and and on and on?

[@Josh_the_jester]

@@loturzelrestaurant in her defense, this was probably her first encounter with an EP, and didn't really know the right course of action was ATT. That and it's probably more satisfying to see them feel the rath of their spouse' fury when they've been deceived

[@deniseeulert5220]

If a neighbor kept leaving a kid with me I'd take him to the cops. Damn traumatizing the child, they already are.

[@saxphonian2972]

Yoda, you are?

[@zachduperron8543]

Mmmm, yoda he is, hmmmmm.

[@paulfuray8557]

Yea, that neighbour was absolutely brazen doing that. 😡 After the 3rd time (as like 3 strikes and your out) she should have warned with CPS. Or even involve police. Expecting someone to look after your kid and not even pay them.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

13:14: What a question. First time a kid is described in the story as 'scared and hungry', something aint right, DUH.

[@The_Glitch_Reaper]

EK: My family is rich and I can get you anything you want. Me if I was OP: How about a restraining order.

[@barbkendall6933]

The kid: tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.700ed07bdd2b410746a919425a8eb9b4&pid=Api&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.giphy.com%2fmedia%2fyaAbruchhQFFu%2fsource.gif&ehk=jZwgPbQonkGGH3nqrm8FYez0c6YG0mwI56b2JHj0ld4%3d

[@loturzelrestaurant]

"I'm glad nobody got seriously hurt" WTF?! Sexual abuse IS seriously hurt!

[@The_Guy_Who_Asked72]

@@barbkendall6933 that was a terrifying image

[@snowyroo6613]

Wow entitled parents are just like broken pencils *THEY HAVE NO POINT*

[@that1tortle251]

good one

[@OhMoonPresence]

What if you break the middle of the pencil though? Lol sorry that was pointless just wanted to remind you that in the middle Karen has lots of points, just broken ones

[@bittlesthecookieakacaitcat8798]

Snowy Roo Yus

[@Corvus__]

I see what you did there.

[@babbles1979]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@xbabyxcowx3848]

His EP voice really makes me angry....so good job👏👏

[@RedsARabbit]

Irk! Lol but it's for a good reason

[@MiraTheWarlock]

When I close my eyes it's like those entitled bitches are actually there

[@acepace420]

Same

[@josuagedionk.s5905]

yep that right

[@VampireQueenAmy]

🐢👏👏👏

[@Catherine.Dorian.]

EK is still in the school after several girls came forward and he was put on the sex offender registry?! He should’ve been kicked out of the school and homeschooled after that. That’s disgusting and they definitely are to blame for his actions

[@PastleMaria]

Bribery still exist and that story made me sick to my stomach I nearly broke my fast by throwing up

[@mandalorethemaximum1408]

Forget that, he should be in jail

[@Catherine.Dorian.]

@@mandalorethemaximum1408 No, he should be under the jail. But yeah, I just meant only for the school part but legally yeah he should be in jail for this. I don’t understand how teenagers commit crimes, serious crimes, and the community treats them like they’re children. And the schools never protect the victims

[@WereRea3807]

Answer to that question: Second day I would call the police and CPS. Child abandonment is no joke.

[@mihirx27]

I'd take the Kid to the Police, and Report that I found a Lost kid, please take him to his parents. If the parents get mad, too late. The cops are already on the case.

[@digizilla164]

Yep, exactly.

[@kaljapassion3354]

What about the father?

[@krysdiablon1171]

You do that the FIRST day.

[@kaljapassion3354]

I would've talked to the father too. If he's a dick, then go on, I would gladly drop the kid off at a police station or call CPS. However in this case the father was a nice guy. Imagine sending money to your wife to pay someone ti babysit your kid and finding out the mother is just using the money herself and sending the kid to a fuy who doesn't even want to babysit

[@rSlash]

You arrive home to find a child at your front door with a note that reads 'WATCH MY BABY YOU PRICK" What do you do?

[@michatysyachuk419]

Drop it in the pond

[@manancherian5131]

Yeet the baby tf outta my house

[@lukedowling9651]

Give it your merch

[@robertheino1194]

Notice me pls

[@ettem9149]

Gives it to another stranger

[@WineScrounger]

EM: finders keepers Knife: u are not my master ... U neither

[@bettydiaz4286]

WineScrounger knife: **bites/cuts em and ek**

[@nicoletteadams1398]

If someone left a kid at my door, they would be there for *seven hours* or *more.* I'm never home!

[@swiftstargames871]

Someone leaves a baby at my door they may end up in my house for 18+ years I love kids and If someone leaves a baby on my door I would call it in as a abandonment and fast track to get a foster license and offer to care for the baby and then later petition to adopt it, god forbid anyone leaves a baby in my door or they may not get it back 😂

[@jannahmcnece2186]

@@swiftstargames871 hehheh, same

[@greenmenace5908]

Same but I'm home and if I was in a bad mood the kid would be on the porch all day. Heartless ik but it's punishment to the mother and the kid was in the crossfire. I would obviously buy him chocolate or smtg the next day

[@donkeyslayer4661]

I am. It would cause me to immediately call CPS. Then, it's their problem.

[@paulgabrielbruma6712]

if someone left a kid at my door i would not even notice him or her because i am at my PC all the time ( ok not all the time only when i get water or food )

[@nubcake9245]

I would call CPS immediately after the interview hassle then adopt if I went that far cause it's not his fault

[@narwhal7473]

OP to EK: No... EM from across the room: *DEMONIC SCREECH STRAIGHT FROM THE DEEPEST, DANKEST REACHES OF HELL*

[@moistenerchan9846]

where she came from is ultra hell instead of 666 the devils number there is 420 because every EP is frickin high

[@matts2080]

The devils in hell are scared of her, she's their hell

[@angelofdeath8739]

Devil inspires greed and entitlement. Not demons. Emmons inspire weaknesses like fear, pain, etc

[@DivineHotdog]

VEGATA WHAT ARE HER POWER LEVELS, THERE OVER 666666666666666666666666666666

[@sharkyj368]

Did he just say Dankest?

[@BestBES]

The neighbor "babysitter" is nicer than I would be. The kid would've never been allowed inside after the first time. Cops would've been called instead

[@jbowman1018]

First I would have contacted the mother at her job. Informed her that she has an hour to come pick them up and if she hasn't arrived by then I will have the police/CPS come pick them up. I'd hate handing the kid over to them so I would have to give the mother a chance first.

[@BestBES]

@@jbowman1018 I wouldn't just because she was informed the day before not to do it. That was her chance and she didn't take it

[@chimponkoman]

More like a complete pushover..... hard to feel sorry for someone when they're a spineless tool lmao

[@cael1978]

Aye, same here.

[@toritori2299]

@@chimponkoman exactly. Stories like that are frustrating not because of the entitled mom, but because the op is a coward.

[@ladydimom276]

If she told me it’s my “Neighborly duty” to watch her kid, I would call the cops and CPS the second her kid was at my door

[@BLANK-tj5ew]

"its your neighborly duty to watch my kids!" Me: "its my neighborly duty to call cps or the police on bad neighbors as well"

[@AgentSeattle1998]

Day 1: try to be rational and bring the child back after first day. Day 2: if he showed up again, don’t bring the child home. Drop him off at the police station and say mother abandoned him.

[@FabulousFemFiend]

I would SO do this. Call child services or something. Other kids arent my responsibility unless we have arranged an agreement to do so in advance.

[@mattisandin1268]

In the comments of that post op said that she would do that nowadays

[@wintertimber1749]

rSlash Reading: "These parents are literal Demons!" Me: Please... that's an insult to Demons

[@rosemary_carll]

The poor demons...their reputations are being ruined by these a-holes😢😢😢😢😭

[@XZombie_KatX]

I bet some demons are nicer than entitled people

[@jaxusr235]

Yep. Demons are nice. Give ya things. Eventually drag ya to hell, but who gives a crap. They make living absolutely fun when it matters.

[@flipflop1508]

You have a point

[@AloysiusWaffle]

Yeah stop insulting people who look like angels compared to these kids

[@cicidrawsalot5674]

Entitled Parents: *does a thing that usually involves saying*- This is mine now Cps: *takes away child* and THIS is mine now

[@Sin_Sista]

Entitled parent: >:O

[@solblackfire3237]

Ep:NANI!?!?

[@lenierkuusha]

If I saw that I be like Me: *....* *WHAT AN IDIOT*

[@SurrealSnowman]

Ta da...

[@TheMrskmt]

I LOVE your profile picture! I have never in my life seen a man so dedicated into watching a banana 🍌 😂😂😂😂

[@Catherine.Dorian.]

By watching the child she was allowing the mother to keep doing it. what she should’ve done was immediately called the police and handed the child to them to deal with. That’s their job

[@puppyton2793]

*Calls the police* *police come* This lady tried to steal my knife *lady and kid on the ground bleeding out with OP holding a bloody knife* Sir you need to come with us

[@jaschabull2365]

She tried to steal my knife ten times.

[@sedidandanazu535]

Or he could say that she attacked him which is actually true and he defended himself

[@tdefe13]

she tried to steal my knife 28 times

[@fynnla.e]

@@tdefe13 Didn't wanna leave them a chance huh?

[@chrissy8862]

@@fynnla.e DAMN YOU BEAT IT TO ME

[@venon0891]

EP: grabs knife blade EP's hand: bleeds EP: surprised pikachu meme

[@weewoo3343]

FriendlyNeighbourhoodDemonBoi I’m gonna call the cops on you for cutting my hand!

[@lebronartsandvids1290]

@@weewoo3343 Later Police: what's going on? EP: I grabbed this knife by the blade and it's bleeding! Arrest OP!! Police: have a good day *leaves* EP: *Confused Screaming*

[@MsHarpsychord]

if given the chance, she'd accuse OP of stabbing her

[@venon0891]

@@MsHarpsychordprobably

[@Shannessa]

FriendlyNeighbourhoodDemonBoi I’m surprised she didn’t

[@Shifterai]

I would be calling the cops straight away if someone just dumped their kid on my doorstep, no hesitation whatsoever.

[@wynautwarrior2161]

Amen to that

[@kvngcasim7712]

I mean isn’t it negligence or abandonment or something like that??

[@Shifterai]

@@kvngcasim7712 plus add in child endangerment and I'm sure there's more potential charges if you went digging

[@florian8599]

EP: "Art isn't a real job." Renaissance Artists: "Are we a joke to you?"

[@benjaminw403]

"Ma'am im afraid i cant take care of youre child." EP: why not?! "I eat children."

[@blobofink]

omg XD

[@summeremata9884]

Genius

[@merry.meth.]

And sometimes entitled parents too

[@RickyRat256]

Fun Potato pass the toe beef will ya?

[@applepenpineapplepen924]

@@RickyRat256 toe beef? eww.... i prefer entitled intestines, ngl

[@Neighbor-assistantYN]

Second time the kid showed up at my place, police would be involved. Dad could of gotten his kid back while Mom would have child endangerment charges.

[@maralorca6518]

That woman is crazy. But OP is too nice, to a fault. You don't have an obligation to care for another person's child. If anything happens to him, it'll be your fault too. You could've just called CPS immediately. But if that were me, when EM comes home, I'd have slapped her entitled face into next week.

[@GMODMV]

I Wouldnt,bI would make the kid clean my house, seems only fair since he was forced there, and then tell the kid to tell the mother that he spent all day cleaning

[@arnavanand8037]

@@GMODMV it wasn't the kids fault at all

[@GMODMV]

@@arnavanand8037 yup it wasnt, but I sure as hell wouldnt take shit from a parent without gaining nothing from it, and callin cps is bad, kid could actually have a good home life and be taken away Also I sure as hell wouldnt want my kid cleanin houses

[@stardustcomet4714]

I'd just set up boobytraps all over the place to ward off EM...

[@toritori2299]

@@GMODMV ikr. I facepalmed when she said it wouldn't be fair for the boy to call CPS. Like.. the kid could be kidnapped, raped or murdered. Or abused at home. But omg not the cps!!!!

[@seriousblond007]

I would've called CPS on the first instance if I couldn't get her to come home and take her kid or find someone to come get him within the hour. Give those crazy people one inch..... and you end up with these stories. No way.

[@Nepafarius]

Somebody needs to make a shirt saying "you should give me your shirt, think about the EXPOSURE it'll give you!"

[@gingerbred_23]

YES

[@jadedragon6222]

I love it!

[@FluffyNebula]

That’s actually a pretty great idea.

[@jonathancohen4427]

Now rslash should really see this! Because you are a genius friend.

[@galactic7458]

That’s the new merch! Also, since I spent my time reading this comment, you should just give me one of the shirts! Do it or I callthe cops!

[@Ragehunger]

I think we've found the solution for Entitlement: give all EP:s a knife! They'll hurt themselves in their ignorance. Or actually, don't give EP:s anything that can be used as a weapon. They might end up harming others for having their Entitlement infringed on. And then they'll play the blame game.

[@marcy1949]

would like, but 69

[@CalsGirl97]

That first story is so painful. I myself like to collect knives but more painful is that it was a gift for a family member. Screw that EP. I'm so glad OP got their knife back.

[@BLANK-tj5ew]

my problem was that she gave a knife to the kid who was 8-10 years old, she did say "It belongs to EK!"

[@gryphon4909]

Same, I would've been LIVID I was already raging cause of the story. I have 4 knives do far in my collection

[@lancerevell5979]

I've been collecting knives for 50+ years, and this story peeved me off. EM is some wickedly sick piece of crap.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

The very last story-related sentence makes me sick. OP, you're also not in your right mind, are you?

[@Ayaforshort]

What kind of mother gives her child a combat knife liked it's a toy. Did she think it was a fake toy knife? And has she never heard of possession of stolen property. 🤔

[@kmaree2603]

I would’ve called the police on the lady repeatedly abandoning her kid

[@coronavirus4908]

15:24 EP: my poor baby deserves love me: so you don’t love him

[@uwontm8825]

"Apply cold water to the BÛŘÑ"

[@ritahowe7440]

Rect

[@adrian225]

BURN

[@Beanz-on-Toast]

Day 1: Verbal (recorded) warning. Day 2: Written (copied) warning. Day 3: Call CPS (Especially if he was left on my porch FOR 3 HOURS, like in this story). No chance for a Day 4.

[@konradrojo3572]

Wes Prang Slow clap in the background while raising a glass of vine and raising head in acknowledgment

[@jamey7754]

My aunt tried to call cps on her sister for abandoning her kids with her, and she was told the kids had to be left for 3 months to be considered abandoned. Atleast where I live

[@kimtinte84]

I live in apt complex...I work nights...Im just getting home at 7:15am some parent does that to me.." Ok EP just so you know I'm going to sleep for next 10 hrs and leaving your child unsupervised. And I have a 6 year old wolf mix and a pit pup, and lots of candy and sugary sweets in the house. So they will be own for food as well. I also take 2 sleep aids so when I am out. I mean I am out. If your ok with it than great, child can stay." Once they hear wolf and pit.....nope Don't know why pepper and tatlo are very sweet dogs I mean just look at Pepper? (Pictured) how can you think she is even the slightest bit aggressive? Tatlo is only 7 months just a baby. Doesn't know his own strength. 😆

[@streamoflillies2345]

I probably wouldn't actually do this, but the malicious part of my mind says just keep the kid. See if she even notices him missing, and if she does tell her she can have him back when she pays me for the babysitting (and charge way more than a legit daycare). If she calls the cops, turn it around on her and tell them that she has been abandoning her kid at my place DAILY and that I was keeping him there because I was worried about him being neglected. This is especially the case because (from a VERY quick google search) the 3 month rule that @CrankThatYee mentioned seems to be fairly universal.

[@heimdallscooter2598]

Yep if she cost me a job interview then I'd be calling CPS. That lady is ridiculous 🤯

[@MstangMch4]

I couldn't believe sumone was so weak willed that their answer to a person continuously dropping a kid off at their house was to look for a job to get away/have an excuse for not babysitting!! Hell, by the 3rd time I'd either have called CPS or just "kept" the kid aka: not taken it home!!! Assuming I was weak enough to allow there to be a 3rd time!!!

[@tiamod]

Yeah, I can’t understand how the person allowed it to escalate that far. It would have been the end of it after the second day for me, I would have straight up called the police if the mother sent her kid over after me telling her to stop, just once, ESPECIALLY if I barely even knew her.

[@jessiecomputer4832]

Why the hell would the mom not report that woman to child protective services? She let that woman continue to ruin that child’s life. Shame on both of them.

[@ClownlyChuckles]

13:13 boi, i'd be calling cps and the cops the second time it happened.

[@cadeyray]

A neighbor has actually dropped their kid off without permission about a month ago without notice, I was babysitting 3 kids at the moment, I’m 14, AND IT WASN’T EVEN AT MY HOUSE.

[@dinnercat1142]

Thats tough fam.

[@doggolovescheese1310]

What did you do?!

[@mastatheif9909]

Boi you got a nice face so don't let that shit slide, nohomo

[@cadeyray]

Usgosudi Wahya-Gihli I went to check the house and the door was left U N L O C K E D so I kindly told the kid to do what ever while I waited outside then he broke a vase by accident

[@-orion-6359]

EP: Hi, can you take care of my baby? OP: No. EP: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SUCH A RUDE PERSON, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST ASSAULTED ME SPIRITUALLY!

[@stardustcomet4714]

Me: *Bitch-slaps EP with an energy sword from HALO*

[@KryoNitrone]

OP: _regularly walks past EP and EK like a normal human being_ EP: *DID YOU JUST WALK PAST MY CHILD? THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT, MENTAL ABUSE, HARASSMENT, AND YOU HAD JUST STALKED MY POOR KID. IM CALLING US ARMED FORCES ON YOU!*

[@Jays1256]

The knife story should've ended with him saying "you got slapped by karma"

[@xcvxq]

EM: wanna hold my baby? Me: sure, why not. *hands over the baby* EM: hEy yOu’Re kIdNaPpInG mY cHiLd Me: aw shit, here we go again

[@ettem9149]

Ep: shut up and take my baby! Stranger: *Grabs it* Ep: good! Stranger: *Jumps into black van and drives away with a baby, leaving Ep*

[@yuhyeet3153]

Lol

[@serendipitousdestruction5266]

ETTEM Child I shall save you from the monster who birthed you.

[@axt0nzer0]

Pedos in speedos?

[@azil3418]

hell yeah

[@breezy356]

@@savagerose3077 or Florida

[@Akay4444444444444444]

That kid is being consistently neglected and abandoned by a parent, which yes, is abuse. He cannot rely on his parents to provide him with a healthy or non-harmful environment. It would have been one's duty to step in and seek legal recourse to help that child.

[@_.-._.-.]

If some lady slapped me for trying to get my property back I swear to god I would slap her back. Bless OP and their patience.

[@Pinkipuppy333]

If a stranger kept leaving me with their kid I would just call cops I don’t care.

[@luisanguiano1100]

Right

[@magicrabbit9446]

Id agree

[@lancerevell5979]

Agreed. First day. Sorry, B******, you lose.

[@callumedlin960]

not a bad response

[@loturzelrestaurant]

I dont care is not the right answer, but calling cops is right.

[@chargedbowl]

I would called the cops. I'm not dealing with your crotch goblins.

[@donvalentino9822]

*CROTCH GOBLINS* LMFAO

[@yikes4946]

lmao i've heard this before i think, "crotch goblins"

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

“Crotch goblins” Are you from r/childfree?

[@Arthion]

I thought that Crotch Goblins was for entitled uncotrollable little shits, the kid in that story didn't seem to be the problem, just his crazy mom.

[@minisn3066]

No you shouldn’t call the kid that because he was actually nice.

[@nickyspencer4550]

I had a family of 4 move in next door to us and they left their kid with us all the time. I didn't mind because he was well behaved and my son's age. After a few days of having this kid at my house every day/night I quickly realized his parents give give 2 cares about him. After finally meeting the kids parents I also realized they were on drugs really bad. It got to where I had him every day. Sending him to school, doing homework, feeding and buying him clothes. The parents would be gone for days at a time. This went on for almost a year and then one day they called him over to their house and poof, they're gone. I've never seen the boy sense then. I was crushed. I started to love this boy like my own. I know I should've turned them in but I didn't want them to take him away and I didn't know what would happen to him if I did that. This was about 5yrs ago and I regret not doing something about it every day. I also wonder what happened to the boy after that. It's like a piece is missing now.

[@brendakrause5639]

That poor kid. Yes, you should have reported them!

[@absolutelynot6546]

Sometimes it's better to go through one hardship to escape another, coming from a former foster kid. CPS and foster parents can be horrible, though, so it's really a coin toss unless you are "in" with the CPS people and know that they will actually help.

[@brandi5126]

"A few racial slurs were thrown in there even though we were both white" *Wut!?*

[@danielhooper152]

I'm sure she was just economically anxious.

[@JustTimmy2873]

@@filmandfirearms I liked your idea! lol

[@ninikisanniku3522]

I don’t think I’ve had an Asia be rude to me

[@awesomesaucejr.6647]

probably from different country's

[@PuppyLuvU2]

rSlash: Hippity Hoppity, this design is now my property. ....actually that's a good design idea. Gimme money for it :P

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Entitled Mom: *Places her baby in my car when I'm at work* Me: *Goes out for lunch break and notices the baby in my car with a note reading: "Thanks for babysitting my baby!"* "Well sh**". *Picks up the kid and calls my boss, telling her that someone left their baby in my car* Entitled Mom: *Comes back half and hour later, when I'm feeding the child* "Thank you for babysitting my baby!" Me: "It's not your baby anymore." Entitled Mom: "WHAT?!" Me: "Finders Keepers."

[@kelpanimates3788]

"EM: being an artist isn't a real job" Now now, no need to be rude to us! Besides, artists can make money, so it is a "real job". (You probably didn't read that the way I intended, but whatever. You get the point) Edit: my friend does art too, so yeah. Even though we don't do art for money, we shouldn't stop doing art just because "it's not a real job" art is fun, and, especially now, it's really our only source of fun. We don't live near each other, don't worry, we talk through Roblox, and my friend is in another country. I'm sorry, that EM saying "being an artist isn't a real job" really made me upset because I love doing art. Thanks for reading, and have a wonderful day/night!

[@JadeAnnabelArt]

My first thought when they said "Being an artist isn't a real job" was "Say that to Da Vinci."

[@kelpanimates3788]

@@JadeAnnabelArt this was posted a year ago

[@rodelmunsayac2878]

I got mad at the guy/girl who did not call CPS/Child Protective Services

[@rionthemagnificent2971]

Indeed the social services would be *VERY* interested.

[@light-uq9ws]

It's a girl

[@rodelmunsayac2878]

@@light-uq9ws thanks for the correction

[@gomesgreen]

Ep: *drops kid at home* Me: * teaches kid how to swear and give him coffee before taking him back*

[@Uragaking]

Ep : where did you learn that word Kid : *explains everything* Ep : *comes to your house to scream like a profesional retard*

[@prince_nocturne]

Yeah, I would have send the kid home with a bag of dirty magazines or something, while telling him that, if he really loved his mother, he'd call her a cunt whenever he could, since that was the best word to use for mom.

[@moistenerchan9846]

Me: takes him to the dark alley and simulate a real drug deal with someone named Jósé amd gives garbage bag full of crack. the only complaint from EP about that is: EP: he was supposed to be back at 7:00 pm instead you brought him back at 7:01 pm you.... you poopy head. #censorshipgang

[@matts2080]

And a cigarette, and vodka

[@pain_9998]

I would have called the cops. What if he got kidnapped or something??

[@dead0blivion]

After the second time I would have called the police. After the third I would've called CPS

[@MrJerichoPumpkin]

yep, no remorse at all. Better off in some foster care than with a mother that abandoons him to his own devices every day

[@matts2080]

4th = hitman?

[@j.c.2240]

@@matts2080 4th = I'm adopting this kid now. He's clearly better off with me than the mother

[@wellhi2430]

If I was OP for the "babysitting" story I would've handled it just how you said. They weren't even friends and they respected their kids working more than a work from home parent, Nip that shizz in the bud. Manipulators will always find a door mat.

[@rexs4239]

Me- calls 911 911- what’s your emergency Me- a dumb*** women keeps dropping her child off I told her no multiple times Ep- cops I have a right it’s the law to watch my kid while I’m at work

[@jamie_c727]

That 2nd woman be like:"ARt Is'NT A ReAl JoB!" Me:"DISNEY!"

[@arielruh7773]

Disney yes

[@bettydiaz4286]

JR Studios Pixar!!!, Disney!!!, Dream works!!!, others

[@bettydiaz4286]

adam grouse r/nobody_asked

[@cadetkennedy5707]

Wall-E

[@cadetkennedy5707]

@@adamg6123 DREAMWORKS IS FUCKING FUNDED BY DISNEY.

[@natethegreatactor]

"Apple doesnt falll far from the tree" Then theres me thinking of an apple tree on the edge of a cliff.

[@derokdeathaxe6984]

pretty much on point XD

[@vardevank]

True

[@TianaMay2001]

like the peach tree in Kung Fu Panda?

[@GhostRoninnnn]

911: whats your emerge Me: yeah some lady is dropping her kid off at my house 911: OK we got the cops

[@tiryaclearsong421]

I actually had to do that once. I just called the non-emergency line. A kid had appeared in the house I was dog sitting in covered in dirt. I put the dogs in a different room and tried to call the home owner. She didn't answer. So I asked the little girl where she lived and she freaked. She wouldn't go home, wouldn't go anywhere, ran away from her brother, and kept saying her daddy would whoop her. She seemed sweet, well dressed, and familiar with the house... but I couldn't get her to go back home. So I cleaned her up and called non-emergency. I felt bad. I didn't really think she was abused, but her fear of getting spanked seemed a little... much. She was hanging out with a stranger in a house full of dogs three times her size (she was terrified of them) to get away from a spanking. I hope nothing bad happened to her parents, but the owner of the house screamed at me for it. I guess I should have just kept the girl for all eternity or until a frantic mother appeared.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@tiryaclearsong421 Yeah, this sounds like you under-reacted. And being well-dressed definetly does not mean really anything, tbh.

[@tiryaclearsong421]

@@loturzelrestaurant I know. I worked with small children for a long time as a side job. There are a couple of kids that haunt me still. Unfortunately, there really isn't much you can do if DHS won't take the children out of the home.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@tiryaclearsong421 Well, theoretically, you could trick the Parents somehow and/or wait-and-gather-evidence, but yeah, overall: I know what you mean. Sometimes you just cant help; but you should always make sure that youre sure about the 'no options left'.

[@swap6984]

Ahh yes, Exposure bucks, worth about $0.00 is any currency. Preferred by entitled people

[@marcysoucy9522]

If being an artist isn't a real job, Tell that to all the Disney, pixar, dreamworks, and other animators. Also tell that to all the Marvel and DC comic artists.

[@frankxxxmullerxxx6734]

EXACTLY!!!

[@strongbeliver1321]

@Justin Lopez shit Simpsons is the peak of how wrong she was. It is the longest running "cartoon" still on air and making new content. Some people need to shut the hell up. Plus if we are talking real art then look at all the famous paintings like the screaming man and star lights. Art is more than a job. It's (ART!)

[@marcysoucy9522]

@Justin Lopez I was going to but it would take too long

[@gusthelord2292]

Rip stanley will in our hearts

[@ExDragonMaster]

Design is also a MAJOR thing in the Marketing and Fashion industries. People who think artistry isn't a real job are dangerously deluded.

[@x-48]

EP: watch my child Me: fine 6 hours later EP knocks on my door: okay where is my kid? Me: oh sorry you don't have a kid anymore EP: WHAT?! what did you do to my kid? Me: have you ever heard of CPS?

[@serverbreaker8677]

CPS = clicks per second CPS = child protection services CPS = children poop s*it CPS = chocolate protection services CPS = crocodiles protec sloths

[@callumedlin960]

Makes sense surprised op did not try this

[@insertcreativenamehere242]

I was yelling at her to call the cops. Literally they would’ve arrested her in a heartbeat

[@michaeladaniel7114]

Man, that is SICKENING! How can that woman defend her son even after other girls have come forward for help?

[@Paul-fp3qn]

It's obviously fake lmao.

[@pinkrose984]

@@Paul-fp3qn If you're a troll. You're a darn good one. The woman just doesn't want blame placed on her for her bad parenting. I've seen these types of parents all over.

[@Paul-fp3qn]

@@pinkrose984 No the whole story is fake. You can just tell from the way it's written.

[@jakubrogacz6829]

@@Paul-fp3qn You can tell from the fact that to abuse someone sexually you have to have sex with them and only guys that do get sex at 14 ( was it 14? whatever) are the ones that go out with partying hoes that do drink and smoke weed at those parties. Secondly yes most guys untill about 18 are just about that clueless when it comes to approaching girls. They simply watch from afar too scared of women to take any sort of action. See... stalking is modern problem. Why? Well because 100 years ago for a person to be labeled an abuser or creep it took more than girl's talk. So while I actively support sentiment you express... see that women never tells us how did he abuse her sexually while has a whole list of behaviours she finds unwelcome listed down to smallest detail. It's not how this works. If someone wants to be trustworthy he should share at least a bit more detailed description. Oh and one thing 100 women's word is a word of one women. Don't fool yourself thinking that if more women say something it's more credible. Women are taught to support eachother even if it means false claims.

[@Sailorsenshioflore]

Happens all too often actually

[@gordieboi2340]

If I was in the NOT babysitter’s shoes, I would call the cops on the EM and go and see if the other person is any nicer. If not than I would call CPS

[@wolfcrazed0174]

I would have done the exact same thing.

[@alankennedy8233]

Screw consistently... I'm a foster parent, I'd call CPS within 15 min THE FIRST OCCURENCE

[@adrian225]

That's politically correct, on the 8th day of this week you will receive your good citizen prize

[@adrian225]

That's politically correct, on the 8th day of this week you will receive your good citizen reward

[@alankennedy8233]

@@adrian225 screw good citizen award. I'm just tired of entitled shits in the world. Get the kids away and try to decrease the numbers

[@teamNOben]

Em: tell me a joke op Op: Common sense and children Em: I don't get it Op: yeah, you don't.

[@v1v10rnitier]

It would have been my Neighborly duty to call CPS.

[@WaicongandWaicongGaming]

**See baby on my doorstep saying BABYSIT MY CHILD YOU PRICK** Hmmmmmmm Well **put the baby up for adoption** good lol i better get going

[@fluffyjar5234]

Yo Mr. Slash, I think I'd be cool to hear a personal story of yours in one of your videos.

[@andymcl92]

Plot twist, they are ALL his stories!

[@Mrjagerz]

Please like this comment and maybe he'll notice it and make one. Verynoice

[@belle3809]

up

[@fluffyjar5234]

andymcl92 O_O

[@Potato-tb3wy]

​@@andymcl92 nAnI? owO

[@jds1258]

Damn that stalker story was weird. He knows her timetable when I don’t even know my own

[@ernestborres6179]

*EM drops off her child without asking permission* Me: CPS it is!

[@loturzelrestaurant]

13:14: What a question. First time a kid is described in the story as 'scared and hungry', something aint right, DUH.

[@jperalez5127]

Someone draw the puppy at the microphone with the logo in there Bonus points if he’s chewing on it

[@Venerated556]

I get so triggered watching these entitled parents and no justice happening

[@emmettcallanan9599]

I don't know why I watch these but they're so entertaining

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

OP: I won't be here tomorrow. EM: As a babysitter, you need to give me more notice! OP: Well, you needed to give me more notice that you thought I was a babysitter!

[@janis7077]

A neighbor wouldn't constantly leaving their kid with me, because on the first day I would call the police.

[@FrancisR420]

I probably wait for the second day because there's always a chance there's some kind of emergency not two days in a row though At that point you point out how it wasn't an emergency the first time to CPS after you call them.

[@I_am_Null]

@@FrancisR420 But dumping the kid on their porch after only speaking to them twice? That's WAY too risky, even if it was an emergency. If OP had been anyone else, that kid could have vanished. I actually wonder if an EP has had this happen.

[@nyanimations838]

Woman leaves kid at my porch......2mins later I got custody of the kid and she is being sent to an insane asylum.

[@heatherhartman6474]

I CANNOT STAND people who push their kids off on other people! I would've called the cops and CPS anyways too. Watching that kid THAT many times!?

[@Wroth_Knight]

Imagine watching someone's kid for days like that couldn't be me

[@Blandy8521]

Here's an idea for merch: Puppy bloopers shirt - picture of your puppy with r/PuppyBloopers under your dog

[@doggolovescheese1310]

Yes!!!!!!

[@doggolovescheese1310]

I would buy this

[@DanishFay]

I wouldn't have had that much patience as OP in the second story; I would have called both the cops and CPS on her

[@FrancisR420]

It's like sorry kid but I didn't abandon you my hands are tied

[@BestBES]

Unpopular opinion: The second someone says, "I'll kill myself if you leave me/tell anyone about my actions," you leave. I seriously don't understand how that is even a threat.

[@Jasesaster]

Yeah I would probabbly be a fucking psycho for saying this but I would come back to him next week saying "thought you killed yourself"

[@ghostmobiil]

"Then perish"

[@Jen321able]

I've never thought of that as a serious threat either. No one has said it to me though, so maybe it's different when it happens to you.

[@_JoyceArt]

It’s not an unpopular opinion, it’s the only right thing to do.

[@iconoclast.8707]

true. if they are leaving then they won't care if they die

[@thunderflare59]

"Little does she know, the knife is fucking sharp." How could she possibly NOT know that?

[@N8rR_rl]

Ep: Take my kid! me: ok Ep later: wheres my kid? me: for sale. EP: WHAT me: on the black market. *checks phone* people are already bidding look

[@GodOfPlague]

For labor or parts lol

[@theweebqueen2927]

I feel bad for the kid... It should be the mom on that market!

[@rebbengplays6714]

My child was distracted by this video while doing his homework! I DEMAND COMPENSATION

[@shrawins]

File a case in small claims court

[@Phantomsangel]

....shes "married and didn't need to work"......wow.... As much as that sounds like a dream job for me I know it's not for everyone. God what an insult.

[@Muksss]

If I were in OP's shoes I would hide the kid in my house and then tell the EM that the kid had vanished lol and her reaction would be pricelesss

[@eriktheshitposterm.i.a6760]

Entitle Parents : Watch my baby for a sec SCP foundation : Its free D-class staff

[@BlueBeetle1939]

I like you

[@magtibay5331]

No even better more experiments for SCP-1810

[@lomarivosa1]

Its always so great when you are womdering the apocolyptic wasteland that is the internet and you stumble across an SCP reference.

[@zacharymcleod8050]

i havent read an scp story since i was a kid thanks for bringing back memories

[@ruweed]

Remember the only quality a D Class is being disposable

[@r9nx714]

If a neighbor left their kid with me in that scenario... unfortunately, im ruthless. After the 3rd or 4th time cps, the police, and a lawyer would all be showing up at my house to hear about it. I really dont care for stupidity and entitlement. The military makes a hard man out of you. I thank them for that gift

[@greenbarrel3886]

That's not ruthless, that's average leaning toward pushover status to wait for the 3rd or 4th time you were disrespected. I don't consider myself particularly ruthless, but I wouldn't even be letting the kid in the door the first time it happened.

[@montatheral-zubeidy5597]

I'd let them in the first time, second time I'm calling CPS or the cops.

[@Nerobyrne]

If a neighbor just drops their kid off at my place without asking, I'm calling CPS right at that moment. It's different if they spontaneously ring my doorbell and ask for an emergency of course, but if the kid just shows up, I have to assume there is abuse and/or neglect going on, and that cannot stand at all.

[@murgel2006]

Well, about the last story: Frankly, when I was young, IF I had tried to pull something like that the girl would have decked me and nobody would have batted an eye plus my parents would have had me over their knee and grounded. The story with the mother abandoning her kid: I just agree with all other commenters, police and CPS on the first day.