r/facepalm Best Posts #19

[@morganman592]

“Alright kids, Today we are playing dodgeball!” Kid: _”We?!”_

[@OCJDaze]

69 likes

[@kittleo3614]

100th like

[@frenchman936]

121th like

[@leochinchillaa]

@@frenchman936 129th like

[@pineapplepen2224]

@@frenchman936 can I join your cause

[@nickotine343]

2:59 in Russia, you don’t break skateboard. Skateboard breaks you

[@nickotine343]

Lemon Pie Russian is not a race(I might be wrong, don’t quote me on that)

[@colinberry7226]

Also lemon pie it is paying omage to a famous Russian comidan

[@krisplayz2567]

@@user-hx3gf4rn5r That is not offensive lmfao 😂

[@zareffarhaan6106]

@@user-hx3gf4rn5r these are jokes and not the offensive kind

[@VK-jy3pi]

*LOL*

[@connergrindstaff3683]

6:30 actually that story was about a guy who used his girlfriend's urine for a drug test and it revealed she was pregnant.

[@tigerlove5102]

0+1= eins

[@Randomshred]

Isn’t 1,0000,0000,0000

[@centntn]

big brain

[@Laucha06]

He*

[@KasabianFan44]

So why does it say “he”? It’s a facepalm either way

[@HaXD1209]

When the police mistaken the stuffed tiger for real tiger The tiger: Illusion 100

[@dynamite2275]

the real tiger is hiding behind the fake one

[@Luna5829]

It should be, Tiger: ... (because that aint a tiger)

[@no-one-1]

*_ILLUSION 101_*

[@zack8194]

"Young sir what do you say in defense of hitting this child with a dodgeball" "He didnt dodge" Oh come on why so many likes even I dont find it funny

[@epicblue00]

But he was in a wheelchair

[@melloyello9639]

epicblue 00 He didn’t dodge

[@RADZIO895]

*Piccolo triggered in the background*

[@ayyuh2220]

"Why did you shoot the victim 14 times in the chest" "he didn't dodge lol"

[@mingpingxie3563]

*you proceed to make a joke on a r/facepalm video* Wow...

[@metarcee2483]

I actually started to google "what is the biggest" and autofill said "planet on earth". That's real.

[@_kraken117]

Metarcee 24 I searched up that too and yeah auto fill said that.

[@jeanstarnes4551]

Same here-

[@Florian-ps1qv]

it sounds like it makes sense but then you think about it and it doesnt

[@meowhihihi]

Same too and when I clicked it, it said jupiter

[@nathanmad1230]

Started

[@livingchaos937]

10 year old: So how did you got yourself in jail? Prisoner: I killed someone. How about you? 10 year old: I got charged for assault for injuring a classmate in dodgeball. Edit: Literally 1 year later i get a notification about this comment. I see 1k likes. Thanks very appreciated. :)

[@pinhead3780]

He crossed the line he better not drop the soap

[@brakerotor1713]

now this is an avengers level threat

[@argonianvideo4439]

Juice Boi soap was dropped in 2011

[@fificomiclover7076]

He didn't even injure the kid he just threw a dogeball at him lol

[@armywife04012000]

Sounds like Reddit in here

[@wallacebell9719]

8:44 This seems like something I'd do and it makes me cringe.

[@SamiRD01]

Samee

[@perttutunkkari3275]

Same 🤦‍♂️

[@flora889]

*Same*

[@thequartermaster6268]

Same

[@kassu2401]

I kinda did that... *WITH A FRIEND* We were on a field trip and her mom said who wants ice cream and I said me!This was a year ago it still haunts me

[@tayze9008]

*1:53* New Slogan *"Does less,* *Cost more"*

[@cag3399]

It's that simple

[@theshycryo]

@@cag3399 *Complicated

[@blackbed5108]

Does less Cost more It's that complicated

[@starvingshark815]

Does less Cost your lifes savings

[@foxybox1279]

Copied

[@selectivepontification8766]

All the facepalm moments in this video and the one thing that triggers me the most is Gio reading "Pounds" as "Dollars"

[@controlequebrado4455]

*intense angery noises*

[@nathanaelmalm5641]

@UnFazeablE 7 ye but they use dollars

[@EthanBCWEntertainment]

Grumpy Torch hahahahaha nah

[@datboi8847]

£ = $. Gio logic

[@project_letters]

I really want gio to get the currency (which i infact use) correctly!!!!!

[@ellabennett8911]

Okay, here is the story of that basketball player who was “pregnant” So he had taken drugs and did’t want to get caught so he got his wife to do the urine test Turns out she was pregnant fricc this is the most likes I've ever got

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Was it his?

[@zziaoe6940]

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 i don't think she even knew she was preggers

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@zziaoe6940 that's not what I asked

[@bgl1335]

st. jimmy is coming down across the alleyway wow! A Green Day fan who watches giofilms! I thought I was the only one

[@marlenejohnson1599]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@nokk7180]

I like how you say: "I don't expect you to support me, it's up to you" So humble.

[@cindidestefano3093]

Not before he killed Spiderman.

[@matthewrada1758]

@@cindidestefano3093 No dude spiderman didn't die! Goku died bcs of him

[@2wodrqwoa]

Why censor piss in a bottle?KZbin ain't that smart.

[@Stuntmanforlyf]

Face that ain’t piss , it’s sun bleached coke

[@CatNigga]

They would probably think it was sun bleached coke tbh

[@nanos1267]

it's probably just kinda gross, some people get grossed out easily.

[@inkprint]

Dude, youtube doesn't wanna see itself.

[@jarfrey]

@@inkprint ur right lol

[@unaura43]

The biggest planet of Earth one autofilled because of a recent meme, its says Jupiter and then shows a picture of Earth

[@krisgamingscienceandfun4338]

Woooosh

[@hetalandpuravsheth2909]

Kris Gaming Science and Fun this isn’t a wooosh lol’.. he’s just explaining the joke

[@krisgamingscienceandfun4338]

K sorry

[@blobcookie]

Gio: doESNT LIKE EVERY RECIPE NEED FLOUR IN IT Recipes that don't need flour: *why are we still here*

[@Kuumin]

Wait, we don't need flour for rice????

[@m00nstargachazz2]

Lucozade: Hold up-

[@p0tat024]

*just to suffer?*

[@insertnamehere8099]

1:30 Out of curiosity I googled this, and you know what I got? J U P I T E R Obligatory idiotic Edit: thanks for the likes omfg ❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰😍😘😍😝🙂☺️😝😒😖😘🙂😟😨😭😕⛺️🤞🏻🙏🏻🤞🏻🤟🏻👶🏻👩‍👩‍👧‍👦

[@LoriKabori]

Th!nk Høw Man, humanity is amazing

[@memememegaming]

I got Sweden. Makes sense, since IKEA is basically a planet at this point.

[@isabellamorales4637]

We've got some madlads in the comments!

[@CainySNP]

Man I googled it, guess what it said, AMERICA!! HOW?!

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

best planet in the world

[@lullafool5106]

I’m really confused as to- -ah.. okay..-

[@CunningBard]

Im confused

[@invalid-user7335]

Cunningbard The silent gamer same

[@milliemoo5135]

Same

[@astrofield6359]

I’m pretty sure it’s some kind of testicular cancer

[@antanaskaleda1564]

2:53 martydom. drop a live grenade when killed

[@olihsg]

First it was an Euro (€) then it was a dollar ($) when can Gio learn it's a pound (£)

[@darthplagueis13]

I guess it's just not enough people using it. Like there's only about 66 million people using it vs about 340 million using € and a vast multitude of countries using different $ currencies ( I dunno exactly how many people that amounts to but there's already about 330 million people in the US and if we add all the other, smaller countries into the mix we'll probably end up at about 500 million. The Pund is pretty tiny, even including different pound variants we don't even get up to 100 million.

[@dua2886]

justice for the pound

[@nathanaelmalm5641]

@@darthplagueis13 so there are less people using pounds than accounts subscribed to PewDiePie

[@Bjorne_]

Nate Malm how many uses kr then?

[@project_letters]

@@darthplagueis13 so I'm special? I use the pound

[@EliteTortoise]

The basketball one is actually a proper headline. The basketball player was doing drugs and got a friend to give him her urine sample to pass the drug test, but she happened to be pregnant and so he got busted obviously

[@ricochristy7538]

Idiot:”America is why we have cars” Me:”nein nein nein”

[@JakeSmith-fz9fp]

Lmao 9, 9, 9

[@kingcp0878]

Jake Smith it means no in German FYI

[@JakeSmith-fz9fp]

@@kingcp0878 I know that

[@kingcp0878]

@@JakeSmith-fz9fp oh

[@quedeck5223]

I cant stop myself from making a fucking car noise NEEEEEEIIN NEEEEEIIIN NEEEEIIINNN

[@gloriaportillo7216]

5:15 It’s Hurting Your Brain Because YOU DIDNT TAKE THE QUIZ

[@aarongilbertphonetube219]

@@geepadoodle r/whoosh

[@gibrana9214]

That was the first test. He failed the the first test

[@geepadoodle]

@@aarongilbertphonetube219 i still don't get it, but r/itswooooshwith4os

[@CosImUpRn]

@Aaron Gilbert PhoneTube #rOAStEd

[@gloriaportillo7216]

Aw man I wanted to woooosh idiots

[@jpegmarek]

Steve Jobs was born almost 2 months before Albert Einstein died. Ikr, I couldn't believe it either.

[@craig.9229]

Very nice joke, Marek024

[@justsmilett]

@@craig.9229 that's not a joke, check it. Jobs was born on 25.02.1955 and Einstein died 18.04.1955. So gio was wrong with his joke.

[@Star-vf8vz]

@@justsmilett *Breaking news, newborn genius invents groundbreaking IQ test.*

[@vxrt1]

justsmilett r/woooosh

[@Teebaumol]

@@vxrt1 but its not a joke...

[@roxaszy984]

Fun fact: if a man seems to be pregnant from the urine test it means he has testicle cancer. There was a case where a guy broke up with his gf and she left a pregnancy test behind so as a meme guy he tested himself and of course made a meme. Everyone laughed until someone told the guy to go to hospital and check for possible cancer and would you know his life was saved by this

[@f_joyce6941]

I swear. Day *15* if trying to get gio to notice me: Tim Allen UGHHH

[@GoldenTNT]

Sub my channel and get 100 years of good luck

[@1degabyte238]

@@GoldenTNT Sub my channel and get 100 years of good luck my ass

[@Explodinghairypotatocat]

NO!

[@atvthings6887]

GoldenTNT Gaming no

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@GoldenTNT No.

[@lukaswyser9436]

6:22 Took a while to realise they didn't talk about race

[@vinniecheng]

police told man to stop breathing because he was “stealing the africans’ air”

[@1yzguy]

When I searched up "is Canada" This is what I found in the people also ask section "I s C a n a d a a n A f r i c a n c o u n t r y"

[@wadeconroy3467]

I am seriously losing hope in humanity😥

[@aceampora6012]

People suck. Thankfully, I’m a homo sapien.

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

@@aceampora6012 homo sapien = person

[@aceampora6012]

Chloekaban r/wooosh

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

@@aceampora6012 how dare you

[@stugreen721]

Can’t wait for r/breadstapledtotrees Only 7K subs to go Gio! Also, again, Gio, at 8:02... £

[@luther56]

£ is the symbol for British Pound Sterling, yes, but this # was/is the symbol for pound (weight: 122#) in the US. (also number: #4, hashtag: #goofypeople). O well....

[@queenbiscuit311]

Luther Brown he’s Australian also we do not use the # symbol anymore for weight. Don’t understand why though.

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585]

R/facepals

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585]

S Green r/facepalm*

[@sergggggo]

GioFlilms : there is no other planet on earth Nas Daily: actually...

[@tashalino]

There is

[@runer66]

The thumbnail is like going to jail for touching someone in tag

[@samirs8514]

Did anyone notice that he said dollar instead of pound during the guy who threw the engagement ring

[@fermataoverawholerestasapun]

YES.

[@nikkirennardo5100]

DEAR LORD HE’S BECOMING AMERICAN

[@bain8renn]

Australias currency is the Australian dollar So, hes neither british nor american

[@chriszag702]

i dont get it? he is Australian they use dollars

[@h3nder]

@@nikkirennardo5100 He's Australian... They use dollars....

[@gachapotato9590]

"My friend that is pee, in a bottle! That's pee in a bottle and I hope you have not taken a sip from it!"

[@quedeck5223]

The riper the better

[@c1bdc867]

Quedeck r/cursedcomment

[@Lokitellus]

@@quedeck5223 r/cursedcomments

[@ChickChickChirp]

My shoe fell off my foot while I was putting my backpack on after class

[@kingdomoftransylvania5744]

uh ok? im not liking comment btw

[@noclip5974]

And?

[@lobetec314]

@@kingdomoftransylvania5744 why mention that? is there a reason? nobody cares if you like or not.

[@wabbit1214]

What’s ckass? you speaking advanced English?

[@ChickChickChirp]

@@wabbit1214 I meant class XD

[@Everything_All_In_One_Place]

Technically, Steve Jobs was 37 days old when Albert Einstein died.

[@tridentmanproductions3528]

“doesn’t every recipe need flour?” Wait until you hear about soup, chicken wings and chicken in general, fish and salmon etc.

[@yojimbo_ejh]

Well unless you bread the fish

[@p0tat024]

And anything that is cooked I just realised that you said “ect.” and I feel like an absolute idiot

[@p0tat024]

Same!

[@p0tat024]

Not again...

[@corecross]

Salmon is fis

[@unpocoloco1649]

4:48 when you need 500 words for an essay

[@OverlordJojoo]

um thats really little

[@Dhdowned]

Glameow The Calico Um THaT a JokE

[@OverlordJojoo]

@@Dhdowned U think i cant see?

[@arika4542]

@@OverlordJojoo I bet someone in ur family is probably 1000 and ur probably 900 rn-

[@OverlordJojoo]

@@arika4542 wtf r u saying

[@soundwavesuperior5243]

When you’re having a bad day but giofilms uploads *happiness noise*

[@julienatale204]

2:23 we have gotten to the point in humanity where we have to censor pee, FREAKING PEE. what has KZbin come to

[@TheOneGuyAce]

Well, let's be honest. Would you like to look at some random dude's piss?

[@maddy2608]

8:29 funny story, I heard about a meteor coming to earth that's "2 Empire State buildings big" We will literally use ANYTHING but the metric systems.

[@kazekage3349]

I think because for most people here it is hard to understand the meaning of numbers to size and if you offer something people are familiar with it will give them a clearer idea of the actual mass of an object. Personally I can use both number systems since I am a Molecular Biology major we mostly measure in micrograms or smaller.

[@beddaucarspotters8908]

10 yr old: YEETs ball at kid Police: Wait, that's illegal

[@iami3rian394]

They weren't playing dodgeball, the child hit with the ball was SERIOUSLY INJURED BY IT, and it was a deliberate attack followed up by the black kid making fun of the other kid, and yelling racial slurs at him. They were playing a game called "tips" which is basically catch. White kid didn't catch the ball, so the next time the black kid got the ball, he pegged the white kid in the side of the head while he wasn't looking. Additionally, this was a special needs class (hence the injury prone child, and emotionally disturbed child playing together). The media has absolutely shit all over this story because of the black/white headline. If the races were reversed (and nothing else) you'd ACTUALLY be hearing the facts of the case, rather than the propaganda.

[@zzbeazley]

@@iami3rian394 just let someone make a joke

[@iami3rian394]

@@MoratoryBasil obviously not enough for people to know the truth about this fucked up little kid

[@CrazyZack_TX]

IamI3rian yes

[@iami3rian394]

@Bumblebee gamer202 Jesus, kid, go take a nap, or play outside. You have too much pent up energy from the schools being closed.

[@everreaux3659]

i love how australians say “oh-range”. personally i hate “or-range” lmao-

[@florpster]

everreaux as a proud australian, thank you and i agree uwu

[@omegachadrequiem3831]

Or ringe

[@greminboye]

orange

[@senorstabbing]

6:30 How many drugs do you have to take until the drug test says you're pregnant?

[@davetissue]

Well actually he took his girlfriend's pee to the drug test but it didn't work out 😂

[@TheAmazingDoorknob]

If you come up pregnant as a Male You got cancer

[@Fantmystic]

i dont know

[@Arch1mand]

The pregnancy test is based on urine, he was cheating by using female friend/girl friend urine

[@AlottaBoulchit]

He used female pee. If he'd used male pee he'd never been caught. I guess he was either stupid or desperate because all his male friends use drugs too. 😂 My brother is drug free and has made some good change selling his pee to others. 2 guys who worked at the same job used it on the same day once haha. 😂 drug testing with pee isn't helpful at all since it's easily dodged if the person tries enough.

[@dacrazytriangle7248]

The tattooed compass: never waffles soggy eat Compasses: never eat soggy waffles

[@garbagefire2901]

I get it.

[@ynol4879]

It's Hard For Me To Use The Correct *Waffles Eat* For My Compass

[@ynol4879]

@MALEK001 001 *N o*

[@brupper9023]

@MALEK001 001 how in the heck so you woosh her/him if they literally said N O bolded and obviously joking, like you should be wooshed.

[@pinkrainclouds2190]

I was taught Never Eat Shredded Wheat. I'd probably remember yours better.

[@s.wernerdudesdivast-shirts9007]

10 yo old: *gets charged for hitting kid with dodgeball* 10 yo at my school: *beats the crap out of a girl and gets 4 hour ISS*

[@GamerWood888]

*What the hell*

[@user-qi7qr9cc2k]

Thumbnail: 10 year old charged for hitting classmate with dodgeball. Me: damn do you know how many people i could have charged?

[@nerosoul2506]

DOOOOOOOODGE

[@irl.batman]

Kobayashiiiii

[@iami3rian394]

They weren't playing dodgeball, the child hit with the ball was SERIOUSLY INJURED BY IT, and it was a deliberate attack followed up by the black kid making fun of the other kid, and yelling racial slurs at him. They were playing a game called "tips" which is basically catch. White kid didn't catch the ball, so the next time the black kid got the ball, he pegged the white kid in the side of the head while he wasn't looking. Additionally, this was a special needs class (hence the injury prone child, and emotionally disturbed child playing together). The media has absolutely shit all over this story because of the black/white headline. If the races were reversed (and nothing else) you'd ACTUALLY be hearing the facts of the case, rather than the propaganda.

[@IncogNiko]

IamI3rian How Do You Know?

[@iami3rian394]

@@IncogNiko because I read the police report...? I mean, unless you're implying the police, the teachers, and the students were all lying about this, because "racism."

[@Mr_Nikolaev]

2:14 That thing looks like a huge piece of bread left in an ant hill for months.

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

My face has no palm, and my palm has no face Idk what to do here

[@otbutter9806]

11k views 1.1k likes *Balanced as all things should be*

[@Mohammad99X.]

Now it is legit 16k views and 1.6k likes lol

[@hoku8084]

Now its 24k views ans 2.4k likes

[@dankmastert7641]

1:22 Yes. I looked it up out of curiosity to what google would say, and the answer to "What is the biggest planet on Earth?" is... Drum roll please... *JuPiTeR!*

[@eurovisioncyan9550]

Tbh...the thumbnail sue is one of the worst things that could happen to a 10-year-old...

[@SearsCool]

oh no

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Oh.

[@DustyHoney]

Nope.

[@malikelewa4029]

That kid was in my area

[@destroyer4629]

@@malikelewa4029 If so what happened?

[@addybishop308]

6:25 they were talking about the wedding and said “no whites” and my first thought was “Sorry if my European ancestry ruins your big day. It’s because I can’t dance, huh?”

[@barbara-annemcgregor1769]

4:49 that’ll explain it.

[@quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555]

R/facepalm Gio films still saying $ when it meant to be £.

[@ihatemyselfuwu3960]

*facepalm*

[@ell.....]

r/foundthemobileuser

[@hibye4922]

KitKatMeMe fuck you beat me to it

[@sillysrah]

have you heard of different countries with different currencies? b r u h

[@hibye4922]

Jasper Boi that is called a US dollar sign. b r u h

[@Shanghaimartin]

My favourite part of your videos is how you explain the joke after every slide you show.

[@nene.8213]

2:47 Nobody: Ging Ging: hOW DOES THAT FEEL, HUH?!

[@mehself]

8:37 Great! Now I can sue literally EVERYONE who hit me in dodgeball.

[@kokobopjammer2571]

Ooh we be making the money

[@dinoxman8584]

💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵!

[@pikasonic6144]

I'm early, while I was watching one of your videos by coincidence.

[@absence7560]

PIKA SONIC you 10 minutes late

[@sudoornator3000]

Delete your self you evil being

[@pikasonic6144]

@@sudoornator3000 Wha-

[@ToxicSkull0]

No one cares

[@pikasonic6144]

@@ToxicSkull0 If you don't care, then why are you commenting on this video?

[@supersoursauce1285]

The ten year old charged for hitting a classmate says “Playground injury”

[@iami3rian394]

They weren't playing dodgeball, the child hit with the ball was SERIOUSLY INJURED BY IT, and it was a deliberate attack followed up by the black kid making fun of the other kid, and yelling racial slurs at him. They were playing a game called "tips" which is basically catch. White kid didn't catch the ball, so the next time the black kid got the ball, he pegged the white kid in the side of the head while he wasn't looking. Additionally, this was a special needs class (hence the injury prone child, and emotionally disturbed child playing together). The media has absolutely shit all over this story because of the black/white headline. If the races were reversed (and nothing else) you'd ACTUALLY be hearing the facts of the case, rather than the propaganda.

[@atroxxious]

@@iami3rian394 you know the person knows that,as oc clearly said that it was a playground injury, and they probably know because you're literally flooding the replies with that exact text,still i think its stupid to actually charge the kid, just give the kid detention and make him apologize instead of forcing him to pay

[@iami3rian394]

@@atroxxious sweety, I would agree, if not for the mocking and racial slurs incurred after the injury. Also, they were playing a game that thows the ball high in the air, and you try to catch it. It's a solid ball. The black kid was angry that the white child didn't catch the ball, waited until the game was over, and while white child wasn't looking, he pegged him in the side of the face.. Again, the BC( black child) was aware of the WC(white child's) propensity for brain damaging injuries. No, I don't believe BC did that to do extra damage. Yes I believe BC targetted that to DO damage. The racial slurs and insults the BC issues after the WC left, and the game was over imply this strongly.. I cannot imagine a person man, or woman, knowing the circumstances and thinking the BC was right. Again, statistally he wasn't. Final outcome, he wasn't. Pretending black culture isn't harmful is actively harmful. Pretending no one realizes that places filled with black people are crime ridden cesspools, whereas places filled with white and Asian people are paradises is ridiculous. One, single statistic, and I'll stop making these "acusations," but the fact remains black continues to commit a disproportionate level of crime. You have no answer for that, I've noticed.

[@iami3rian394]

@@atroxxious I goddamn guarantee you cross the street when black people are waking in the middle of the night. There's a reason that happens. It isn't an accident. The culture is broken. Welfare destroyed the black community better than racism ever did. No one cares about black boys. No one.

[@iami3rian394]

I carry weapons sir. I don't cross the street no matter who walks next to me. I'll leave the pavement when there's a vehicle. No person will ever make me cross the street. I guarantee you can't even work with a knife to win a fight against a bigger man, wanna talk about guarantees..

[@b1yuzx94]

5:15 sounds like he was saying queeze

[@dinoxman8584]

Jessi ! Australian accents fit you.

[@Serpinstrix]

8:09 Dude, that's not 3000 Dollars... IT'S POUNDS... --> £ is a pound sign.

[@greminboye]

facepalm

[@あけみ-w4k]

In American money, from my classes, 3000 pounds is equivalent to 4,038 US dollars. So, not even 3000 dollars. Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not American.

[@50puft]

Someone probably took all of one kind of bubble gum to make it unassorted

[@idk-oe7tk]

The only reasonable reason to charge a kid with hitting another kid is if the kid that got hit was seriously injured (concussion, brain injury ect) but tbh it was probs something non serious.... Or atleast I hope.

[@queenbiscuit311]

idk If this is the same story I think it is the kid had problems where injuries in his skull area are way worse than normal. Yet he was allowed to play DODGEBALL and SPORTS on a regular basis. The kid that hit him had NO idea about this and was just playing dodgeball like a normal person.

[@MerkhVision]

This probably only happened cuz the kid was black and in a particularly racist county smh

[@queenbiscuit311]

Leo Velli wasn’t the other kid also black?

[@idk-oe7tk]

@David Cortés DaFailboatFan That's unfair as heck and also the poor kid shouldn't have been allowed to play a sport like dodgeball.

[@queenbiscuit311]

idk exactly

[@elle502]

gio don’t make me say it... don’t make me say it... r/woooosh 4:54 you were wooshed

[@welcometothevirus2111]

Def

[@AquaUu]

Or it could just be a really stupid person in Russia

[@noreenbuenang2331]

It's an ad ;-;

[@tigerlove5102]

R/therewasanattempt to hide the whoosh

[@Businessgoose124]

God, this is a blast from the past. First youtuber I ever watched just randomly reappeared in my recommends.

[@arachnids8grip]

I have a very close number neighbor. Her name is Melissa and bots and ACTUAL PEOPLE mistake my number for hers. Not fun.

[@VoidOPlasm]

xD

[@minceraft1094]

Ok, I have a story about my grade 6 school I went to. So, everyone in our class loved dodgeball, it was the only thing we would ever play in gym. Then one day the principle banned dodgeball. We asked her why, and apparently " people were hitting each other with the dodgeballs... on purpose" Sorry if I'm wrong, but isn't the point of dodgeball to HIT other people, with the DODGEBALLS, on PURPOSE?

[@yourleftkidney6105]

apple now: does less, costs more

[@daven6634]

4:52 Roses are red, salad is tossed, woman missing since she got lost...

[@itsray1878]

Bruh, why did that lady get so many carts?

[@RoronoraZoro666]

Yes

[@Dargonkin527]

that damn first beep killed another one. GET RID OF THEM!!!!!!

[@typryor2227]

Man: Fails at skateboarding trick. Also Man: Tries to break skateboard. Skateboard: Doesn’t break. Man: Continues trying to break skateboard. Skateboard: Still doesn’t break. Man: Rides away. Skateboard: My time has come.

[@skylyndickens6321]

Haha, LOL

[@SearsCool]

Ty Pryor I thought he broke himself

[@domsfilms1489]

3:34 here’s a little trick to help you remember a compass point N. Never E. Eat S. Soggy W. Wheatbix

[@Rath460]

Never Eat Seaweed

[@CarassiusAu]

_Never Eat Soggy Weed_

[@willwaters8553]

It's weetbix

[@unusualguy5__280]

Never ever suck wang

[@duck4578]

8:18 I worked up some abs after laughing too hard at that

[@epicgaming7813]

Mr.Beast and Giofilms uploaded at the same time...... I chose Giofilms.

[@gloriaportillo7216]

EpicFortnite7 yes

[@randomgames5418]

True

[@yikoool7009]

Me: *fights A 5th grader (I was in 4th) and leaves a purple scar on him* 10 year old: *gets charged for hitting someone with a dodgeball*

[@SearsCool]

Ignited Foxy FIGHT ME

[@nairoty3256]

0:21 I had this exact tiger plush toy as a kid! Best gift ever!

[@monafahmed5783]

0:10 I've never seen something so... *assorted..*

[@screamingpeterparker1084]

the thumbnail was taken without any context, the kid chucked the dodgeball after the game was over, and injured the kid. look it up yourself

[@lifeisalie1999]

still it is a kid...

[@screamingpeterparker1084]

@@lifeisalie1999 but it was when the game over?

[@geronimos_cadillac]

He's getting CHARGED at 10

[@brupper9023]

@@geronimos_cadillac EXACTLY

[@Thompus]

5:53 Gio:I mean it’s not at least Ad: THE NEW HUNGRY JACKS FAMILY BUNDLE, ONLY AT HUNGRY JACKS *better* END

[@nasinnarcotics]

"So, no head?" 2:52

[@DreamOrbzLOLZ-iS-hANdsOME]

1:11 wait till dani sees that Btw if you didnt know dani has a truce with orange gang

[@ajk496]

Americans, specifically Henry Ford, are the reason your car is more affordable than it otherwise would be, with the assembly line. Also, everything about the Apollo project used U.S. Imperial units, which is one of few things I still remember from my one semester as an engineering major.

[@simoo6674]

Nobody: A game of Dodgeball: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@spacebirb4190]

2:13 It kinda looks like he/she fried it on a frying pan

[@InternetinaNutshellChannel]

I'm going to make cookies. How many? Yes.

[@merlinandmurdoch7837]

“Doesn’t every recipe need flower in it?” - Giofilms, 2019

[@imjaden1655]

2:44 lagging delays in a nutshell

[@blankww]

1:01 Rare footage of Jesus after church

[@cookii.8369]

7:52 It’s so much better that their profile picture is Bea from Pokemon Sword and Shield

[@lilyy9016]

no no the "what is the biggest planet on earth" is a lil meme

[@asareelferrer1439]

The pregnant dude news: what happened was that he had consumed alcohol, so he asked his girlfriend if he could use her pee for the alcohol test. She was pregnant and he didn’t knew, so when they examined the pee, he appeared as pregnant even though it’s his gf’s. 😊

[@jorbore1413]

The dude in the bowling alley could have 100% died

[@kcnoel5270]

If anyone could get charged for hitting others with a dodge ball, I’d never be charged but this guy I once knew would be the dodgeball crime equivalent of a cereal killer. He once headshot me and this other super tough guy like, REALLY HARD (I had a cut because it hit my glasses into my nose when it only glanced off me, and the other guy got a black eye because it hit straight on with a really hard ball) I was already not feeling well that day but decided to get a game of dodgeball in before going home. But with the extra headshot I had a better reason. When I got in the nurses office the other guy who got hit was there too. And he went home. When I told the nurse what happened, I knew she knew it was the same guy who sent two people home in one day. I hope he got in trouble. If that ball that hit me was any harder or hit me any more straight on, it could have broken my nose or something. And let me put this into perspective: he’s kinda short, but thick with muscle. He lifts and is a former football player and wrestler. That versus me, a small, thin girl. And the other guy was pretty burly and just mostly tough but he took him down with a ball

[@boneappletea1718]

i’m not reading that but i sure agree

[@clementine5518]

Day 2 of joining the r/stapplebreadontrees movement

[@rhianna3493]

Blobfish Girl it’s r/breadstapledtotrees and he is doing it at 1 mil subs

[@partymode2174]

HEY! Stop stealing my comment

[@slimetutorialfan]

About the bowling one: my classmate managed that. Many times. Eventually he just rolled across the lane (as in himself) and knocked over all the pins

[@thestormthatisapproaching_]

8:25 Missouri -_- Misery :)

[@dalaa363]

8:07 ...who is going to tell him that isn't a dollar? You do know there are other currencies right?

[@quandaledingle6949]

Euros are actually worth 10 cents more than dollars. So if it’s three thousand euros, it’d be 3,300 dollars. (Pls don’t woosh me his comment doesn’t look like a joke when I read it

[@decalc0]

I searched what the biggest planet on earth is... It’s Jupiter

[@rafaelacardoso7]

Me: *see this video* Gio: *EAst*

[@Eazy-Duz-It-1986]

GioFilms could you make r/onejob where people had only one job and failed it?

[@the_s3th_lord502]

Winter Wolf like r/breadstapledontrees