The Odd Number Rule

[@Porcay]

"I am leaving you at an ever-changing velocity" is the new best way to dump someone

[@mastershooter64]

why not go several steps further and say "I am leaving you with an ever-changing pop" LOL get it? pop(not the official name) is the 6th derivative of the position vector with respect to time, so instead of the first... ok I'll leave now.

[@economicinfo823]

master shooter64 please do

[@nailvoid]

OHA PORÇAY

[@gavinm7611]

Drew Menck bruh why you gotta do him like that?

[@misakamikoto8785]

Buuuuuuuuut technically you're not really leaving her, or anyone, or anything. Everything in this Universe is connected to everything else by gravity. Oh also you technically never touched her, yourself, or anything, because atom will never touch another atom unless you're undergo fusion or fusion.

[@girlnado]

Michael: experiences life-changing hug, proceeds to invent calculus

[@cat-xb8hm]

@Lee Ruan what?

[@ivanliaaam3229]

Passport Control lmao

[@jamesalewis]

Sounds about right. More or less the plot of each video.

[@ghostexterminatorjr2069]

Or did he?

[@x_gosie]

New area of, calculus? (Odd-calculus)❤️

[@urhotmatua]

Michael's train of thought on the first three minutes: dogs playing basketball > world war one > gravity

[@funkymunky8327]

As a fellow funky kong enthusiast, you have earned the grand title, of my like

[@guestb6319]

Bruh he just got to centipedes for me😭

[@phillyp6969]

At the end my dog started barking downstairs.. did he use a noise or some deal :/

[@alysdexia]

homage to Connections by James Burke

[@rockfish7777]

This is actually how I turn a normal conversation into one about Spider-Man

[@cassandras8797]

I swear that white room did more damage to Michael than we will ever know

[@最も愚かな]

😭

[@HammysHome]

What you mean it made him more, um, vsause

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

He was always insane

[@ourtube1128]

'The universe also contains Colorado' It's hard to argue with his assessment.

[@blake60ah41]

Because he’s not wrong...

[@CrypticSlade]

@@blake60ah41 Because it's sarcasm, Balakay.

[@adamlinden5940]

@@CrypticSlade wdym, sarcasm? It's just an overused reaction meme

[@BarackOBusiness]

If he had said the universe contains Wyoming he would be wrong however

[@blake60ah41]

ᴄʀʏᴘᴛɪᴄsʟᴀᴅᴇ sarcasm? Do you use a different meaning of the word than the rest of us? Unless you’re inferring that Colorado is outside the space/time dimensions of this universe

[@SciencephiletheAI]

Vsauce is back... or is he?

[@giraffeofwar555]

But why?

[@itsbromine5371]

he's leaving a corrupt platform at an ever changing velocity

[@andrejangelov4934]

Love your channel! Continue making videos respect :)

[@kusumsrivastava8886]

Hello mortal

[@Helen-kmr]

Love you

[@DudeWhoSaysDeez]

When the world needed him most, he returned.

[@queenc2076]

I seriously thought I was going crazy when this popped up!!! Its been a long 5 months

[@puffbluesam021]

Is this Krusty Crab?

[@andrewg3856]

👍 👍

[@robertson6472]

👍👍👍🔥

[@vsaucenou323]

*The return of the king*

[@ManavBijumon]

1:18 how quick the topic changes in a conversation between me and bro

[@zye.]

118.. hmmm...

[@the_real_vdegenne]

@@zye. silksong is never coming sad

[@spoider1315]

Was not expecting “Michael teaches integrals” today

[@zak7338]

Or were you?

[@50shadesofmycow]

Integrals 4 life broda

[@shikulli]

I just finished calculus and hes gotta bring me right back in!

[@racool911]

Me neither lol

[@THETECHNOLOGYGARDEN]

Riemann is my brooo

[@ZeldavsMusic]

I'm convinced this video was made just so Michael could rant about how Air Bud should not have been allowed to play.

[@Multijee1]

This is a fact.

[@redacted5035]

Rant? You mean preach?

[@jjpgaming7995]

Bans Mans its his Szechuan sauce

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I'm glad Vsauce teaches us about the most important things.

[@ttijana]

fun fact, this technically means if airbud were a service dog he might have qualified do to technically attending classed and possibly being enrolled at the school as a service dog.

[@guitarherowithjack]

And to think, we probably never would've known that dogs can't play basketball if it weren't for WWI, hugs, centipedes and the state of Colorado...

[@SquidSquids45]

genius

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear hero

[@AxTechs]

I feel accomplished being 420

[@Terratomere]

@@springy06 are you a circular shape

[@Dabezt4reals]

WHAT DID COLORADO DO TO GET ON THERE

[@combineecho5831]

How he brings the topic full circle is really impressive.

[@Gnulcho]

i think it was rather odd of him to do that

[@nuclearshorts1243]

*at Michael's funeral* "Today we mourn the loss of Michael Stevens. He is gone" *coffin bursts open* "Or am I? Well first we must define 'death'..."

[@szymsonthatmemeguy3181]

,,I didn't really die"

[@JevinJohnson-CloudShift]

After defining death, he lays down in his coffin and actually dies, on his terms

[@springy06]

*This video is all about me.*

[@MovieMaker1040]

Hey Vsauce! Michael here! In order to continue existing past the inevitable heat death of the universe, I require your souls!

[@Noah86]

and then.......HEY VSAUCE MICHAL HERE

[@1one2two3threetwoone]

Time researching facts: 1 week Time coming up with really obscure transitions between random topics: 3 months Vsauce is the best

[@trivium17rules]

😂😂😂

[@LightPink]

Time raising his kid: 2 months

[@RavenL.]

He doesn't research, he just *knows.*

[@SyedaSanaAli-bu3js]

​@@RavenL.Woah

[@sovietcat919]

"there is no rule that dogs cant play basketball" "anyway let's talk about how ww1 started"

[@PebsBeans]

This entire video is just vsauce without context

[@xivion9482]

Haha

[@technicallyshyworld2663]

I didn't think he would actually say that but alas he did

[@yuuri_]

ok Sovietcat

[@playboibrill]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6OVm4CmlNWIf68 ..

[@itzangxl.]

0:11 11 seconds in, and we're having an existential crisis

[@Commenter3726]

11 hours ago as im typing this, i think its a sign

[@Cubeify]

Thats a prime

[@damianjake3262]

Did we need the timestamp and how many seconds in

[@rtwnr]

1 month ago 11 seconds in 111 likes Oh my god

[@smartereveryday]

Classic VSauce intro

[@lolno4083]

how do you have no likes

[@SwordOfApollo]

I think we're probably past "classic" at this point and in the realm of self-parody. 🙂

[@troy8349]

Heeey

[@gamefinity6788]

SmarterEveryDay kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4iQkoKsrrRsZ68

[@gamefinity6788]

@@lolno4083 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4iQkoKsrrRsZ68

[@Solid_Hank]

Relationship: has problems Michael: "Clearly i need to measure your velocity more frequently"

[@ghostie4485]

Amazing

[@denniscuesta7009]

Michael: lets talk about world war 1

[@teemusid]

Every single day and every word you say Every game you play, every night you stay, I'll be watching you...... And measuring your velocity.

[@dracocrusher]

Holy crap, that opening was a trip. "Why are we here?" "Air Bud is dead." "So World War I happened!" "Let me teach you about gravity and numerical constants."

[@maxonator3913]

_proceeds to talk about hugs and centipedes and Colorado_

[@matthewwriter9539]

...a truly odd beginning.

[@StefanReich]

It's like Numberphile, just for idiots

[@GlitteringFishscale]

@@StefanReich wdym

[@StefanReich]

@@GlitteringFishscale Sorry, I just don't like the channel

[@sarahberkner]

There is a guy named Odd who was teased about his name his whole life, and when he died he asked for them to not put his name on the tombstone, just the year you was born in the year he died. And when people passed by the tombstone they would say, "Isn't that odd?"

[@Niobanion11]

It didn't work lol

[@GGGyes4764]

Bruh

[@TraceySmith-fk6mn]

Odd!

[@koolerstream921]

@@Niobanion11 why would you think that, or how would you know that? Lol. I think it did work.

[@northstqr]

@@koolerstream921 The joke is that Odd didn’t want his name on the tombstone because he hated it and was teased for it. He didn’t want his name on it because if people knew it they would make fun of him. But when people saw the gravestone without a name on it, they thought it was strange since nearly every gravestone has the deceased’s name on it. So they would say, “Isn’t that odd?” Odd meaning strange. The punchline is that Odd kept his name off the tombstone so people WOULDN’T say Odd, but it backfired and made people say odd anyway, albeit in a different context.

[@Aaron7075]

Michael Before: "Here are a bunch of fun facts that fill you with wonder" Michael Now: "I'm going to make you feel like you're having a fever dream while teaching you basic calculus"

[@crimsonstrykr]

How things have changed 😕.

[@Teskar30]

@@crimsonstrykr Yeah man... What the hell happened?

[@vascr0]

More like basic algebra and trig, but you're on the right track anyway

[@crimsonstrykr]

@@Teskar30 Hopefully this is a temporary thing. Hopefully he will go back to his usual self. Hopefully. At least he is still posting. Something to be glad about.

[@crimsonstrykr]

@@vascr0 Well, since its talking about something related to Riemann sums its closer to pre-calculus and basic calculus than just algebra.

[@Brickertown]

Vsauce: Let's talk about Air Bud Also Vsauce: Airbud is dead let's talk about World War 1

[@AkaKame69420]

i want to like but its at 69

[@icantthinkofanickname8963]

"I'm leaving at an ever-changing velocity" - Summer, 2020.

[@uhoh7545]

_"Get bent"_ - 2020

[@jordanranstead3016]

I mean when every day passes a larger portion of your summer passes

[@stephendonovan9084]

@@jordanranstead3016 *a larger portion of your remaining summer

[@nosohoentertainment4642]

At this point just wake me up when September ends

[@koolkid1904]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@Ashapants]

The way Michael went from talking about a dog playing basketball,to WW1 is just wonderful.

[@hudgemartin9391]

"I am leaving you at an ever changing velocity" that's just deep, too deep

[@GIPvideos]

This hits different bruh

[@Mike_Toreno]

Its ok, social distancing 🙃

[@battleriflebeats]

This will haunt me for years

[@joe9832]

Let's just hope at some point it becomes negative.

[@pietraolegal]

that's deep

[@ivansoedjono]

"I am leaving you at an ever changing velocity!" That's tough man

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

That's rough buddy.

[@Im_Not_Loss]

That's 'nough friend

[@Hack3900]

That's dough sir

[@bilgesez]

eough

[@alexandroochoa5858]

Not if they give their acceleration as a function of time :)

[@MrJones1801]

Therapist: Talk freely about anything you want, let your mind go wild Michael: Hold the camera please

[@Lanicatt]

LMFAO

[@Co-uy4mi]

lol

[@digital-rain]

In Mind Field under truth serum he said he enjoys making Vsauce videos more than Mind Field because he can do exactly this, talk about the most random subjects in whatever order he feels like because there is less executive oversight. This is his true form.

[@trinanjanchatterjee2092]

Seeing the video was uploaded 3 years ago, I immediately had this thought that this video must have been uploaded back in 2017. Realising my mistake, the only thing that came to my mind was how the people(almost all) lost 2-3 years of the precious time on earth. Being a student, I maybe biased, in my opinion students had had the most crucial time lost.......... Nice video by the way, I was re-watching it ❤

[@AndGoatz04]

Micheal: "let's talk about Air Bud" [Literally ten seconds later] micheal "Let's talk about World War 1"

[@simpli7206]

lol how did it go from a dog to world war 1

[@RBZ06LT6]

Stop polluting the comment section with those stupid generic comments

[@kyti2460]

The dog died at 9. 9 sticks turned into WW1. WW1 has 3 characters.

[@ethantheratioer2217]

1,000 like eyy

[@paytonthornberry1382]

Yes that is what he said. Thanks for clarifying.

[@danspals7243]

Challenge: try and fast forward 10 seconds every ten seconds and figure out what Michael is talking about and how it is connected to the subject

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

Alternate challenge: try and rewind 10 seconds every ten seconds and try to finish the video.

[@pranavflame]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 *Oh yeah, it's big brain time.* (1) I'll start at the end. (2) Rewind 10 seconds and let it play for 10. (3) Rewind 10 seconds and keep it PAUSED for 10. (4) Go back to Step (2). (5) I'll have watched the entire video. (6) Profit! That'll be $10, good Sir.

[@extremeusace4189]

alternate challenge#2 - Try to mute sound and understand based on pictures and expressions

[@XenoghostTV]

@@pranavflame You sound like you've come straight outta Reddit

[@pranavflame]

@@XenoghostTV as a matter of fact, yeah lol

[@sphrcl.]

Vsauce is like a solar eclipse: It doesn't happen often, but when it does, you know it's going to be special.

[@TheElvisnator]

Nice profile name and pfp

[@evil.y8]

Not funny

[@lazycat9731]

@@evil.y8 OK, K1NGS3ND

[@Kirboru]

K1NGS3ND You’re neither funny or orginial. No explanation why you don’t think it’s funny.

[@springy06]

Lol this video is all about me lol (if u dont get it read my name)

[@0neMoreTime.]

Why is nobody talking about how the whole video came full-circle back to the Air bud topic??! Just amazing!

[@jimmybean420]

Micheal really needs to make a surreal comedy show where it's just him and every other actor is also him

[@BujuArena]

So like Ryan George.

[@traitorsplayground7128]

Or Jreg

[@Aeronor2001]

Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@SunitKarmakar]

so you have a comedy show for me?

[@nok9355]

VsauceZD

[@williamdavis7299]

Me: Can a dog play basketball? Michael: well first let’s talk about WWI

[@samburke9775]

this might be basketball kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqernItvaduZnpY

[@glovepro1256]

That’s gotta be the most abstract segway I’ve ever heard. And I watch Linus tech tips

[@williamdavis7299]

@@glovepro1256 bro same. Or do you?

[@grassSherman]

Lol

[@vaishalishirshikar]

😂😂

[@mamaluigi7265]

I'm now fully convinced that this man's brain is getting rid of sanity to make room for more knowledge

[@Crableg-s]

Lmao good one

[@FlowersIguess]

Konsta Kh Or is it? *Vsauce music plays*

[@MacDodle]

Agreed. I think his sanity is completely gone after he ate that donut from inside a toilet.

[@ferrycruise7104]

It started when he was hanging with filthyfrank back in the day

[@veracampbell35]

Idk if it works like that doe

[@harlanlewis1999]

Michael makes the most boring subjects seem fascinating, the most complex concepts seem simple, and the most random topic changes seem coherent.

[@oatie374]

“Buddy the dog died at 9, now look at this... world war 1”

[@Reesetrain44]

vsauce 100 right there

[@Jomijo]

It all makes sense now!

[@JakubYT]

*spooky coincidences* 5 years ago

[@ZaItan1]

Conspiracy drivel without the conspiracy...just weird nonesense

[@TheNaddaeus]

@@ZaItan1 that's why it's so funny! The exaggeration makes all the difference in showing how conspiracies actual feel like in practice, if closely looked at.

[@yugioldchannel]

I can’t believe he actually tied it all back to airbud

[@M.A.S.-SuperiorService-]

I'm so confused I'm not sure if it's all actually tied

[@taco6444]

It’s because numbers are everywhere, so all you have to do is keep going until you get something that could somehow feasibly relate to the rule book. It’s like clicking a bunch of Wikipedia links to find something, you will always eventually get there.

[@devJimmyboy]

Michael really is out here teaching us calculus and history just to prove Air Bud shouldn’t have existed

[@hillwoop]

Or is he?

[@Bobby-fj8mk]

It's funny because he never mentions calculus.

[@Souxz]

@@Bobby-fj8mk yeah, it's just some basic physics :p. However for the acceleration graph, if you want to be more accurate you will need to use calculus. If you kept going like that, you would never reach it's true velocity (at every given time)

[@Bobby-fj8mk]

@@Souxz - but calculus means an infinite number of small steps so the result is perfect.

[@Souxz]

@@Bobby-fj8mk ??? I just mentioned that

[@aonghusofaolain8686]

As a child I always found it fascinating that when you multiply an odd number by two it results in an even number. Also, when you multiply an even number by two it also results in an even number. Obvious of course but also used to fascinate me....

[@IPutFishInAWashingMachine]

Same bro

[@anglaismoyen]

I think you would like things like rings and fields.

[@willfilmon182]

odd + odd = even odd + even = odd odd x even = even

[@snillie]

@@anglaismoyensomeone tell them about ideals 😊

[@jotarokujooraoraoraoraora]

@@willfilmon182odd + even = odd. What about 6+9=14?

[@pepperlonelypizza22]

Michael: "Is there really no rule against a dog playing basketball?" 8-Ball: "No" Michael: "And as always, thanks for watching."

[@notepikgamer420]

Or is it?

[@flickflyer4]

@@notepikgamer420 *vsauce music plays*

[@theralf6454]

"8-ball" **splatoon 2:octo expansion flashbacks**

[@germanycountryhuman2227]

I saw the comment at the same time he said it

[@satorugojo4559]

@@germanycountryhuman2227 bruh you scroll comments and watch video both at the same time!! Quite a talent!!

[@acadia5898]

VSauce: Air Bud everyone: yaaayyyyy VSauce: WORLD WAR 1

[@SoLongSoph]

ACADIA yaaayyyyy

[@denniscuesta7009]

Aaaayyyyyyy

[@tribomb2065]

Aaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

[@windowsxpmemesandstufflol]

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYYY

[@Isus8]

Lmfao

[@MinimiMax]

"So this dog died at the age of 9. Let's talk about World War I." The master of changing subjects in a descreet way.

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

discreet*

[@elmothewise3915]

@Kilian Fogarty Stop

[@universal2057]

he went from dead dogs to ww1 to coincidences to odd numbers

[@noods3660]

@@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt discrete*

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

@Kilian Fogarty sttop*

[@a1ph0bet]

i got such whiplash when micheal transitioned between air buds death and world war 1

[@toastedclubsandwich]

The longer Michael's beard gets, the tighter his grip on the very fabric of space-time becomes

[@vanukas8783]

Im starting to see a connection I think we should be afraid

[@6toes304]

You’ve cracked the code

[@Magst3r1]

. _____ he is too powerfull to be / \ stopped |(° )--(°)| | \_/ | \______/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | or is he? *vsauce music \______/ plays *

[@Kroesial]

His beard is so big it causes ripples in the space-time continuum.

[@versace6609]

"There is no rule specifically stating that a dog is not allowed to play basketball... ... Let's talk about World War 1."

[@randolfducanes1028]

Wha-

[@cappyjones]

3 minutes in and I'm pretty sure Michael has a head injury of some sort. 😩

[@chrisblahblahh4468]

Curved balls

[@someboi7308]

Colorado.

[@TofupandaStudios]

Me: Wait it's all odd numbers? Vsauce: Always has been.

[@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471]

*gunshot*

[@Staalkop-]

William Ozo-Onyali ~music plays~

[@KimJongPhil]

Dude the wrap around back to air bud was epic. I miss your videos...

[@shadowman432]

I think Michael is trying to tell us he needs a hug.

[@martiddy]

I realized that too, maybe he feels a little bit lonely.

[@windblazeanims6253]

@@martiddy He has a wife tho.....

[@breotan]

Michael needs to be hugged by a beard trimmer. :P

[@BtaGae]

Darth Revan I was. Scrolling down the comments section and I saw this as soon as he started talking about hugging

[@daffavirwandy7694]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@elitediamondwolf3830]

“What is the mathematical rule that determines the way that odd numbers work?” *22 minutes later* “THE AIRBUD DOG SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO PLAY BASKETBALL IN 1996”

[@manastiwari324]

I'm so disgusted how can Michael say that I'm crying

[@Kyle-gw6qp]

@N-Word what is your channel? Why is it a thing that exists?

[@ShevkoMore]

1996 is an even number, not odd Dog is not allowed Soo even numbers are prohibited! Everything is connected!

[@VeronicaGorositoMusic]

Classic Vsauce!

[@naan-oyobizniz3168]

Heh, as if he hadnt set up for that in the beginning of the video, even before asking what determines the way odd numbers work.

[@galaxyofreesesking2124]

Air Bud: **gets released** Michael: "It's all coming together"

[@ianb.366]

Or is it? *vsauce music plays*

[@unicornsloth5982]

“And if we find the village,we find Koosco.” “Oh yeah,it’s all coming together.”

[@egs_mythicgamer4013]

I love how he just starts teaching us calculus at one point

[@ReverendPuffin]

That's great Michael has finally remembered his KZbin password

[@VeronicaGorositoMusic]

Against all odds 🤣

[@mohitkujur]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sandeepdas3991]

Hilarious!

[@Acid-j2x]

We might know his password it has to be odd numbers

[@thegoldenarchers8564]

@@VeronicaGorositoMusic I see what you did

[@mateuspalaro]

Vsauce is a Wikipedia speedrun on steroids. And we love it.

[@arch5063]

Yes we do.

[@philipwebb960]

Except Vsauce tells the truth.

[@MrMegaMetroid]

@@philipwebb960 wikipedia is equally accutateand extremely hard to fake, and fakes wont stay on for longer than minutes

[@skelet8337]

@@philipwebb960 expert have made tests and wiki had less wrong statmens per 1000 words then some science books

[@IC-rd4zl]

@@philipwebb960 look at how accurate the citations on wikis are then tell me its wrong. almost every science math directed page in wiki has provided easy method to go back to the source, which is often real academic papers and researches and some are historical records

[@theknightofukraine6038]

Once he says “why”, there’s no going back

[@mayrln]

or is there?

[@caiwitt5456]

or is it?

[@Ornoth09]

But why though?

[@dylbol]

🗿

[@coolkidsigmamale]

You would think that.

[@FlowerBlossomYoutube]

i have no word son how micheal makes the most chaotic intro scene and it still is interesting

[@danny3640]

Michael: "Hey, Vsauce, Michael here....................why though?" Me: "here we go again"

[@tyleralmquist7606]

Ah s*** here we go again

[@somebody5807]

They said the worst she can say is "eww" She: I am leaving you at an ever-changing velocity

[@manofgod7622]

9:55

[@神の人-f2k]

At an accelerating velocity.

[@aaronwalterryse4281]

at an ever accelerating velocity

[@tmoonias807]

I looked exactly like your profile picture when I read this

[@tmoonias807]

11:08 lol

[@Brogle288]

“Can a dog play basketball? Lets talk about World War 1 then.” Title: The Odd Number Rule

[@gasleona]

Genuinely made me do a double take

[@Aurora-oe2qp]

Hahah, omegalul youre so original

[@jeremiahhunt8387]

Subject: calculus

[@michaelmiller2210]

I wanna like this comment but the like count is 666 so im not gonna

[@varadsalaskar]

Subject should be Chemistry

[@Rosi-z3i]

He talks about something completely unrelated and somehow transforms it to the topic of the video

[@degenera885]

“Now lets talk about World War 1” *youtube plays ad with cheery music*

[@fungalaquaki6]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q53SY42ZbZyKhbc LMAOOOO

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

Fungalaquaki N.I shut up

[@mguy9912]

@@fungalaquaki6 stfu

[@alexoreo105]

this made me laugh too hard

[@koka_pepsi]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZ-ciaWvf9NsatE LMAOOOO

[@derus77]

Michaels Wife: "I'm leaving you!" Michael: *pulls out a stopwatch* "You'll never leave me"

[@asphaltshingles8594]

a tragic tale of distance and love; separated, but never lost.

[@taco6035]

Lmao

[@dornk406]

Micheals wife: I’m leaving you Michael: Or are you

[@enochadeyemi9922]

@@dornk406 cue vsauce curious opening soundtrack

[@lanfour4444]

Michael says back to her: "Every second you're not running I'm getting closer."

[@evannash228]

I'm pretty sure michael was blessed with infinite knowledge, but cursed to ramble for all eternity

[@reptilewizz]

Hahahahahahaaaaa

[@tomwanders6022]

To be honest one rarely goes without the other. Once I start talking about something that interests me I’m a waterfall in the backround. I can keep talking and people after some time will forget I am there.

[@WLF0X]

Oh you intrascendental buffoon

[@lordsiomai]

that is actually one of the problems of knowledge. it just never ends

[@julianparsons3027]

Part of his charm.

[@_Sapphires4YourLove_]

I’m now always going to use the line “Deep down I know you still cared for me because you told me your velocity. So now I can always know how far away you are from me.” If someone leaves.

[@Akebi7204]

I sure hate it when someone hugs me then suddenly runs while shouting, "im leaving you with a velocity of 2/ms"

[@cakeehUwU]

they always leave me at an everchanging velocity so consider yourself lucky

[@shinyzorua8332]

They hug you guys?

[@cakeehUwU]

@@shinyzorua8332 they skip that part

[@NoOne-qi4tb]

Happens to me everyday.

[@catdeaddetailslater2904]

sorry to rain on your parade here, but a nearly identical comment from a month ago came up right under yours

[@juliantheboss275]

“the dog who played airbud died in 1998 at the age of 9. . . Let’s talk about World War 1” vsauce 2020

[@pngCOATS]

You’re clearly new to this channel so let me welcome you

[@StarScapesOG]

That is exactly how these videos always go.

[@wiss256]

It's really weird because it all connected in the end

[@lav1455]

he made ww1 with the candles

[@1manApocalypse_CP]

And i was born in 1998.

[@CheGypter]

Michael: "If you and me hugged...that would be nice" finally, the father I wanted

[@rosary6521]

My daddy issues jumped out i-

[@skylergarza8371]

Im proud of you filip

[@LeakyTrees]

Imagine being a middle school basketball ref, and one team is like “hey the dog can play basketball” and you let it happen, because to your utter disbelief, the rule book doesn’t specifically mention that dogs can’t play basketball. Now imagine the other team is yelling at you, not because one of the other team’s players is a dog that’s surprisingly good at basketball, but because said dog isn’t a full time student. And, again to your utter disbelief, the rule book does indeed say that the dog can’t play, and it’s _exclusively_ an enrollment and attendance issue

[@sgtprize8512]

It feels like Michael is parodying himself in this video

[@thomas.thomas]

True, first i thought Dong would be a parody channel but it is his parody channel Btw. Always has been

[@masternobody1896]

6:38 or is it

[@EverSnaxolotl]

I'm pretty sure he's just gone insane

[@Alistair]

@@EverSnaxolotl gone down a lockdown rabbit hole where he forgot everyone learns calculus in school

[@achannel3295]

Ya

[@benslater4997]

"If you and me hugged..." looks at camera... "well that would be wonderful" I lost it

[@gamefinity6788]

Ben Slater kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4iQkoKsrrRsZ68

[@samlevy9897]

Gamefinity why tho

[@RainbowDeborah]

i hope you find it

[@TheseAreShapes]

​@@gamefinity6788 quit posting spam

[@justsomedude1593]

@@gamefinity6788 shhhhhhh hot

[@memebigboy4143]

Just disappears for like 5 months and drops this zinger

[@CapablePimento]

Seems like he is the one who left the hug, not us. Was it something we said?

[@dumworm6310]

Harry Fleabane come back micheal! the kids miss you!

[@KOrgan0414]

The 698 day hiatus between "Which Way is Down?" and "Laws & Causes" was far worse :(

[@Minotaur1975]

He watched Air Bud 150 times to prepare

[@Firumix_10]

Vsauce its 3 AM and my brain is totally melting because of u changing the topics so fast. And remember: we wont ever leave you

[@user-jk3lz3oe9x]

Every time vsauce says "or is it?", The universe changes itself according to his words

[@lanfour4444]

Or does it?

[@AlwaysJihad]

Swag Vilius i’ve reported you to your local police

[@i_dontexist4951]

ओवतंह यदरा लच्त Or have you?

[@user-jk3lz3oe9x]

@Swag Vilius ರ_ರ

[@FormulaSilliez]

@@lanfour4444 idk

[@anasnadaf6609]

Normal people: Hey, things aren't working between us. VSauce Audience: I'm running from you at an ever-changing velocity.

[@wariomario8913]

Wa

[@AyaTanaka_]

VSauce has 16 million subs stop acting like youre someone special because you watch him, there are literally 15.999.999 others like you

[@anasnadaf6609]

@@AyaTanaka_ Thanks for reminding me , have a good day.

[@thezipcreator]

@@AyaTanaka_ Who pissed in your cheerios?

[@lorraine4786]

@@AyaTanaka_ what made you think they thought they were special from their comment?

[@colinmichaelroberts]

Dude literally just taught everyone the essence of calculus. Respect.

[@BritishBeachcomber]

He actually taught nothing about calculus.

[@kingcam1654]

@@BritishBeachcomber Have you taken calculus? That is literally the fundamentals of integration.

[@BritishBeachcomber]

@@kingcam1654Definitely have. Just saying that *he didn't actually teach calculus particularly well.* He's too obsessed with *the odd number rule *

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

@@BritishBeachcomber Not really sure one can be *too* obsessed with the odd number rule in the context of a video *about* the odd number rule.

[@anonymous1burger]

@@BritishBeachcomber If all you're looking for is the vocab, you're missing the essence.

[@TheUnLuckCat]

when he started talking, it got a bit scared because it was like 10 seconds of silence then “Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here!”

[@cardozzzaa]

Vsauce: She left me at an ever changing velocity Zuko: Thats rough buddy

[@isaaccho515]

great reference

[@WalnutAnimations]

My girlfriend turned into the moon

[@ambi_cc8464]

I watched the show and I don’t get it, am I just stupid

[@Mister_Myr]

iNt_siL Retrokov In the episode where Zuko and Sokka go to the Boiling Rock prison to look for Sokka’s dad, while riding the hot air balloon and having a conversation about Mae (Zukos gf) Sokka says “my gf turned into the moon”. Zuko replies “that’s rough buddy”

[@lorineforman3748]

Lol that’s amazing

[@adamlia353]

A hug from Michael is everything i would ever need in life.

[@PeerHond69]

for real though, i would be proud of myself af 😂

[@springy06]

*This video is all about me.* (if you don’t get it, read my name.)

[@vitorpetri1376]

For sure 😢

[@tillreichhart9010]

But ceartainly not during quarantine d:

[@deluxe8874]

Haha vsauce go brr

[@kevina5337]

This is probably the most leapfrogging to different topics Michael has done in a while lol

[@anonphil]

agreed

[@lucialinfota587]

Or is it?

[@bigbraino6743]

Very sad this dog from basketball movie died. World war 1 is spooky. *the face of the universe depends on odd numbers* Centipedes don’t have 100 legs. Guys what If we hugged. Colorado has a funny name.

[@StupendousSnake]

I guess you can say that’s an odd number to perform

[@Chudwick-Inc]

He is slowly losing his grip on his mental state

[@yupmusics69]

"If you and me hugged... Well that would be wonderful. We would both get so much out of it... But if during the hug you suddenly ran away from me while yelling *I'M LEAVING YOU AT A VELOCITY OF 2 METERS PER SECOND* ... I would be devastated."

[@janMelantu]

Michael: “Let’s talk about WWI” *proceeds to invent calculus*

[@Isiloron]

He also paired up the number nine to show that it is odd.

[@kaskyi6290]

Indeed

[@tobleronej2882]

I was wondering how far it took to scroll until I found calculus. Guess what, it's the first one!

[@TheDelicateDesigner06]

I wonder what WW2 is lmao

[@YouTubeWatcher9000]

TheDelicateDesigner WW2 is even

[@Jakub_Hab]

Someone: “So what did you learn in this video?” Me: “Yes”

[@somerandomweeb4836]

A better question is what didn't you learn

[@Zwitterion17]

2n+1=odd

[@WhatABlankName]

Jakub Habětínek me EVERYTHING...!

[@theother2166]

That Michael's beard still looks great

[@reeserupprecht3818]

"Passed away at the age of nine, now look at this." Rearranges candles to abbreviate World War 1 and music shifts "Let's talk about WW1"

[@Smeedyer1]

Rearranged candles into even pairs, leaving 1 'odd' one, to spell out WW1 ;-)

[@Blood-PawWerewolf]

Smeedyer1 and 1 is an odd number

[@dnhn.design]

Bobby Albert omg

[@DavidTimmonsEsq]

W is the 23rd letter of the alphabet. WW1 has three characters. Both "World War One" and "The Great War" (before there was a sequel) contain three words with odd numbers of letters. "One" has three letters. "Three" has five letters. "Letters" has seven letters. I am odd.

[@alexoconnor8831]

Michael: " Hey Vsauce, Michael here" Me: Starts sobbing uncontrollably

[@arellcalvillo-garcia8212]

Or are you?

[@smolchungus5647]

ok

[@rishabhshri8761]

@@arellcalvillo-garcia8212 *dun dunun dun* [vsauce music stars in background]

[@adriankuester4605]

Why though?

[@triangulum8869]

What does it mean to sob? What is sobbing? What are you? How are you?

[@macadamia4569]

“I exist. Or do I?” **Vanishes for six months**

[@erent1476]

Macadamia We should do this *kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4iQkoKsrrRsZ68*

[@TheBlazingDrag0n]

@@erent1476 dude ur getting dislikes and stop it u will gain FAKE SUBS AND LIKES

[@gao4703]

nice profile picture

[@Catholictomherbert]

Ah yes solipsism

[@Endrosity]

@@TheBlazingDrag0n stfu

[@Ryan-et3sx]

get you a girl who tells you the velocity that she’s running away from you

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

why, if you know your own running velocity you can theoretically get theirs.

[@wolfy1398]

that's impossible, she is accelerating

[@moonlightcocktail]

I tried that and now I've been given a restraining order

[@spuhgeddy1084]

colortech pretty sure accelerating has a max for speed

[@gcnelite5983]

Why isn't that a filter on Tinder

[@XaleanderS]

This is that kind of friend that if you call him or meet him at 2AM or later, he will tell you the story of the universe in less than an hour.

[@paddlomat2431]

Vsauce: *uploads* Everyone: "I havent heard that name for a very long time."

[@unknownerror169]

That's not what obi wan said

[@guidoferri8683]

Vsauce: uploads Everyone: Vsauce: uploads Everyone: "I havent heard that name for a very long time".

[@chiragmantri4947]

I Agree 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯%👿

[@GeneralGravys]

@@unknownerror169 Obi Wan? Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.. a long time....

[@Proxoa]

He went for a may to view format for 5 years now. I watched 0, he uploads 1 normal episode again. I see it the very next day. Odd? Or is KZbin better in a free format? Who can tell? Vsauce can because he tried it.. I just hope it stays like this for now..

[@TheOnlyNorwegian]

“He died at the age of nine, now look at this”. *makes the candles say W W I*. “Let’s talk about World War One” abruptly cuts to a commercial about grilling. I haven’t laughed that much in a long time!!

[@The_Metroid]

Lol, same.

[@aj_mcg1]

Same hahaahahahah hahahahaha abbahashfidjdhshwjksdmdmdjdi

[@oscarinacan]

I have premium so no ads, but the visualisation is hilarious. If you watch/ listen to as much KZbin/ KZbin music as i do premium is worth it. If you have to sit through 2 minutes of ads a day that's 730 minutes a year, 12 hours and 10 minutes. If you make 10/hr that's just over $120. Then add the time it takes from you/distracts you. Try it out, you'll never go back. Ads suck balls

[@isaacroansison2539]

i saw a “REASONS YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY AD”

[@AGMofficial]

420 likes

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The real Odd Number Rule: *You're only allowed to use every other urinal*

[@Shadow404x]

It all makes sense now

[@neptune9996]

I saw u on a btd battles video, how do you even find the videos? Do they appear in your recommended?

[@majesticdoge1163]

Hi again

[@Strikker1918BAR]

finally got the answer

[@archiereddy9560]

you feel like an old friend at this point

[@HMT_main]

"Are you a person? Well then get outa here!" - Michael VSauce Stevens, 2020

[@Gimmieyourwallet]

Introverts:

[@R.G.962]

Everyone else: Here's a word from our sponsor skillshare Michael: Here's a word from our sponsor, me.

[@thesupremeoverlordofice121]

Harleydroxy Chloroquinn *Music starts playing*

[@Dizastermaster.]

Davie504 did it first

[@HY-if9ct]

Us

[@mentalmodels5]

Michael’s odd upload schedule: 1 months, 3 months, 5 months, 7 months...

[@DrakoWulf]

@@erent1476 | Damn bot.

[@SreenikethanI]

@Eren Taşkın Stop posting that!

[@checkYVELLUAP]

@@SreenikethanI what is it

[@SreenikethanI]

@@checkYVELLUAP this dude's spamming the link in a lot of comments

[@smartaleckduck4135]

This implies that his upload schedule follows any logic

[@jbj7799]

*This video’s plot line* Dogs playing basketball > World War I > Odd/Even Numbers > Gravity > Hugging Micheal > Finding Distance traveled a certain amount of time after you stopped hugging Micheal > Finding Areas Using Odd Number Rule > Gravity > Colorado borders > Dogs playing basketball.

[@SirAU]

🤯

[@mihailmilev9909]

Typical Vsauce power

[@mihailmilev9909]

@Mawzook Blala same I was thinking that too

[@X_Channel-w4l]

It has all come full circle

[@AxDhan]

@@X_Channel-w4l or is it?

[@phewiss3066]

I like how he says "we have begun" just to let us know that the video has indeed started

[@davidandrew7314]

"I know deep down you still care for me, because you told me your velocity" might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[@MrXyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

It saying "I'm leaving you but not going to ghost you"

[@gdog9010]

How is that possibly the funniest thing you've heard

[@MaDrung]

@@gdog9010 Quickly, tell him a joke.

[@GalaticHunter]

​@@gdog9010it was funny though

[@legendgames128]

I am leaving Micheal at a rate of 1 meter per second... per second... per second... per second... per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second... (all the way to infinity)

[@luvw.6038]

*Michael Posts* Everyone: Return of the king

[@ickabobroe]

We had Vsauce Michael and Michael reeves in one day

[@vjrn9945]

fr usually when i watch vids from this channel they are frrom 2013 and i was shocked that this was uploaded today

[@NathyIsabella]

true

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

Yes

[@fernandogunthorando1379]

Yup

[@LucarioredLR]

New life objective: Hug Michael and then run away while yelling "I'm leaving you at a velocity of 2 meters per second"

[@javituwu]

I really thought this was an old video and imagined that someone already had done that in a convention with Michael completely confused xD

[@Dannymon]

oh god micheal is probably gonna have random people on the street hug him now.

[@theerussianraccoon160]

But that would absolutely devastate him

[@redrumcoke2363]

"But I would know that deep down, you still cared for me." "Because you told me your velocity." ☝️🤣

[@capp00]

I don't believe it's possible to segue from One topic to another any more beautifully than Michael. It's just not possible. or IS it!

[@Safi494]

*vsauce music plays*

[@WojciechHandke]

Linus from LTT is a strong competition

[@mayrln]

@@WojciechHandke speaking of competition, if you dont want to lose your competition use nord vpn to not get hacked while playing your games

[@sirexilon49]

@@mayrln Or just use TOR because it's free.

[@med2806]

"The universe also contains Colorado"