"a bresh of frash" *SPEECH 100* *INTELLIGENCE 100*
@noobethgamingtonthethird5 жыл бұрын
Silver wheelchariot is right below u
@ChaoticJester5 жыл бұрын
@Jevil the joker no imposters Jevils are everywhere we represent every joker card ever made
@jevilthedeviljester7475 жыл бұрын
@Jevil the joker WELL WHO DO I HAVE HERE ANOTHER JEVIL! CHAOS CHAOS BITCH!
@jevilthedeviljester7475 жыл бұрын
@Jevil the joker ARE YOU GONNA CRY WAAA MAYBE PISS YOURSELF OR SHIT YOURSELF
@DiamondYoshi1015 жыл бұрын
Oh they found each other...
@silverwheelchairiot65255 жыл бұрын
"A bresh of freath air"
@Manelneedsaname5 жыл бұрын
I didn't find a problem until I read freath
@LunaBari5 жыл бұрын
It is supposed to be a breath of fresh air.
@bokchoiyoman5 жыл бұрын
@@LunaBari thanks for pointing that out. I wouldn't know if you didn't say that
@rabiddog37835 жыл бұрын
@@LunaBari no shit sherlock...
@LunaBari5 жыл бұрын
@@bokchoiyoman it was just a correction.
@deadlineuniverse31895 жыл бұрын
“3000 years ago nobody was diagnosed with autism or cancer“ On the contrary, 3000 years after the death we diagnosed a pharaoh with cancer....
@uljk56995 жыл бұрын
Who knows? Maybe Egyptians knew about autism and cancer, only that the knowledge was lost along with the Library of Alexandria. She is bold to assume that ancients were dumber than her.
@justaspiral135 жыл бұрын
They also lived to like 30 years old
@michaelnewton17545 жыл бұрын
Did you know that every human that has died in the last decade has had high amounts of dihydrogen monoxide in their body... But when scientists test corpses from over 3000 years ago, there's hardly any dihydrogen monoxide found in them!
@howdydoodilly68125 жыл бұрын
Michael Newton lol
@mr.fister75765 жыл бұрын
@@fishbot9902 That's not a tumor, that's calcification. Dinosaur likely was bit on the tail during a fight and it healed over time.
@mindlessgonzo5 жыл бұрын
4:35 He arrested kids throwing tantrums. traumatized the tikes by throwing them into the back of the squad car and sent them to juvie without permission.
@Nillioh4 жыл бұрын
He needs permission from the kids to throw them in juvie? I’m not saying it’s ok, but I didn’t know you needed permission from the kid put them in juvie.
@justincoleman38054 жыл бұрын
Not from the kids. From the judge/court/social workers. Hope you were joking.
@Underworlder54 жыл бұрын
@@justincoleman3805 imagine needing permission to arrest someone from the very person you need to arrest. "hands in the air! you are under arrest! ...as long as you sign this contract, of course"
@Liggliluff4 жыл бұрын
@@Underworlder5 Otherwise the police will shoot if you don't agree?
@trohyme3 жыл бұрын
@@Underworlder5 i think he means only to send them to jail or whatever, to see if they have to.
@TheRealTimothyEdwards4 жыл бұрын
The more videos I watch the more I realize Jake isn't too smart himself, but he's good at what he does so I guess that's a plus
@jrwplays43954 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes
@nathankrup4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I guess it’s kind of true
@arisumizuki31094 жыл бұрын
What? I don't understand?
@beverlywhitman3034 жыл бұрын
@@arisumizuki3109 every one of his vids has at least one of the things he shows go right over his head, this one he didn't know beetlejuice was the juice demon in the last clip, some of them are so obvious i'm wondering if it's intentional.
@shepaaaarrrrrd4 жыл бұрын
“Formaldehyde” threw me when he pronounced it “formal de-hide”
@Arcane_Route_665 жыл бұрын
"Juice Demon" is based on the character Beetlejuice, Jake. There was a movie made by Tim Burton, a Beetlejuice animated series and just last year it had a Broadway musical.
@FantasyAddict955 жыл бұрын
I remember learning about stars and constellations in school, and it's kind of funny that the movie's name comes from the star Betelgeuse.
@Arcane_Route_665 жыл бұрын
@@FantasyAddict95 I know! It was so funny to learn. But it also makes sense. With a movie, TV show and a musical...Beetlejuice is still a star! Lol.
@NoOne-bi4kc5 жыл бұрын
What ever you do don’t say his name
@Arcane_Route_665 жыл бұрын
@@NoOne-bi4kc You can say Beetlejuice as long as you break it up, and not say it three times in a row.
@nightwarper17605 жыл бұрын
R. Cheshire got it don’t say beetle juice, I can’t say beetle juice, not gonna say beetle juice.
@tacoqueengames56005 жыл бұрын
“I have no idea what Juice demon is” HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO BEETLE JUICE IS
@mikey_mxr52265 жыл бұрын
Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice
@horrorhumorandcoffee87985 жыл бұрын
@@mikey_mxr5226 ITS SHOWTIME
@RareWubbox4055 жыл бұрын
probs because he didnt sit around watching cartoons as a kid and was active all day
@ravnemagne95985 жыл бұрын
Even I know what Beetle Juice is, and I was born in 2004
@maggpiprime9545 жыл бұрын
Danger, danger, @@mikey_mxr5226! (Fire in the disco, fire in the... Taco... Bell)
@datfacepriceless34425 жыл бұрын
"There is no I in choices" It's technically true of you think hard enough
@jeremias57845 жыл бұрын
There is a i but not a I
@good2ceeu5 жыл бұрын
Sell me you’re unusual for 1$ NOW
@souwcanbollzack42205 жыл бұрын
Or if you don't think at all, that works as well
@colucloud5 жыл бұрын
ah yes, because it's pronounced choyses
@bryanl68285 жыл бұрын
@@good2ceeu your*
@MagInangGala4 жыл бұрын
God: So how dumb can you guys be? Human: Absolutely!
@ceburn90044 жыл бұрын
God: you are so dumb People: corn cures cancer
@ygaming88804 жыл бұрын
Yesn't
@karacreed07233 жыл бұрын
...I guess this is why I live in a game.
@-Chicken_3 жыл бұрын
@@karacreed0723 But technically a human made that game so this only groups the special of us
@cloonsy35424 жыл бұрын
The only thing I learned from this was how to make cyanide using elderberries
@jacklow96114 жыл бұрын
Wait. You think you can MAKE cyanide? Since it is a natural substance that the berries make naturally, then I think you'd just need the chemicals themselves, and pass up using the berries. Either that, or just extract that which the berries do on their own.
@walrustoaster99074 жыл бұрын
You can extract cyanide from practically any fruit seed. Ex: apple seeds.
@navinater4 жыл бұрын
@@jacklow9611 R/woooosh
@doomdave4754 жыл бұрын
I know I'm way too late, but you can literally get NaCN (Natrium-Cyanide) in up to 10kg boxes on amazon. (Don't whoosh me, I just think this fact is cursed)
@baule44754 жыл бұрын
@@doomdave475 why would someone need 10 kg of cyanide. oh, wait.....
@bobthebobman74575 жыл бұрын
She also looks like the kind of person to ask the pilot to “turn down the plane a bit because it’s too loud”
@icantmakecakes66794 жыл бұрын
Also like the type of person who would drag a fish out of water to show people the plastic in the fish's mouth
@doggobind4 жыл бұрын
"Can you turn the sun down it's to bright."
@joanniebacus4 жыл бұрын
**at a ukelele competition** "Can you turn it down?! *My baby is sleeping!* "
@icantmakecakes66794 жыл бұрын
*At the beach* Why are these idiots at the beach, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE HERE IDIOTS
@ashtonjagger24795 жыл бұрын
Roses are Red, Horses can trot, “I’m opening the emergency door, because I’m too hot.” Edit: Spelling, after 7 months I just realised lol
@fiferplayeralt71185 жыл бұрын
r/boottoobig
@casda52265 жыл бұрын
Your grammer is bad my grammer is bad . all grammer is bad
@Sam-st4pj5 жыл бұрын
Too*
@Fred_the_19965 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-st4pj *2
@Smegwulf5 жыл бұрын
@@casda5226 *grammar* ftfy. Slow clap for a slow kid.
@patchwork37005 жыл бұрын
Flat earth believer: “brain is flat” Round earth believer: “brain is normal size and shape” Square earth believer: ha mortals
@lukeskywalker45904 жыл бұрын
Cam0 _ donut earth believer: BOW DOWN TO ME I AM GOD
@kakahass88454 жыл бұрын
Anime girl earth believer: *We are the god of gods.*
@xxb0ba_teaxx5184 жыл бұрын
I, myself, am a triangle earth believer
@patchwork37004 жыл бұрын
Lol mortals i am a brain earth believer *has brain*
@pepperlee20094 жыл бұрын
Square Earth is a minecraft Earth.
@randy._.pereira4 жыл бұрын
Now we understand why she was feeling stuffy...
@lunarpitch4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@leogflames4 жыл бұрын
I get it
@k.m76584 жыл бұрын
Baseball_boss81 cause she fat long time make it hard to breaf, she eat to much cat it make her fat so she eat a bat 🦇 caue it traditional medisone
@k.m76584 жыл бұрын
Vaenxlla everyone's making fun of Chinese people I always defended them when I was younger it's one joke ☝🏽
@k.m76584 жыл бұрын
Vaenxlla racist is if I refuse service because of the colour of there skin. Racist is discrimination your the type of person to discriminate against someone. I just see people. I'm the type of person who can be freinds with almost anyone
@TheWahbyghalib4 жыл бұрын
“I have no idea who juice demon is” Me:you could use a buddy, don’t you you want a pal
@Chey1214_4 жыл бұрын
Yes I do, Yes I do! Girl the way I see it, your daddy should be leaving and you should stick around
@azrielslytherin26044 жыл бұрын
@@Chey1214_ and kill him! What??? Nothing...
@Chey1214_4 жыл бұрын
@@azrielslytherin2604 So Lydia dont end yourself, defend yourself
@azrielslytherin26044 жыл бұрын
@@Chey1214_ daddy is the one you should maim. Together we'll exterminate, ASSASSINATE!
@Chey1214_4 жыл бұрын
@@azrielslytherin2604 No! The finer points can wait, but first you gotta say my name
@KaiPonVisp5 жыл бұрын
The blind thing made me think of my old teacher. Guy part of a group doing a Powerpoint presentation; Can everyone see? Blind teacher; No, but that's okay. That man had humour. He also responded "I know" while chuckling when I, momentarily forgetting who I was talking to, said "the eyes are the first thing you go blind on"
@homerola25 жыл бұрын
I need more context on that second part
@KaiPonVisp5 жыл бұрын
@@homerola2 it doesnt translate too well, sadly. But basically, I was working on a report thing for a class, he dropped by to check in, I complained about not finding the info I needed (while a thick stack of papers everyone got for this project is on the table right in front of me), he asks if I had checked the papers they handed out, and I blurted that out because in my family it's a very common saying. So, I told a blind guy that. Without thinking. I was mortified!
@cadeelavscats-gotamore20815 жыл бұрын
hmmmm i see the floor here is made out of floor
@johne16minecraft5 жыл бұрын
when you roll a 1 on a d20 for a inspection check for traps
@compositebow1515 жыл бұрын
@@johne16minecraft exactly
@EpicBananaGlasses5 жыл бұрын
Hmm, yes, the meme here is made out of memes.
@jameswarf64564 жыл бұрын
*I don't think anything natural can be bad for you* Coronavirus:
@madebybroovy4 жыл бұрын
Ooof
@stylish_pengu4 жыл бұрын
corona virus: hold my corona
@AquariusSubscribeToTechnoblade4 жыл бұрын
Corona: *Hey*
@inananananana4 жыл бұрын
Aoh no Aa@
@nottristan63004 жыл бұрын
But the corona virus is not real it was made by 5G technology obviously
@ErzengelDesLichtes5 жыл бұрын
“Oh no, if it’s not a luxury anymore, how will I enjoy it?” I mean, who actually eats caviar because they like it?
@olymolly36374 жыл бұрын
Caviar, kobe & wagyu beef, truffle etc... all are high class food only rich & super-rich can eat. Like luxury brands they wear on their bodies or use as their transports... Yeah we plebeians can't relate.
@ferretdude18234 жыл бұрын
I actually do like caviar on my toast or with crêpes, it's quite nice
@pearlofthedarkage4 жыл бұрын
Fish eggs are delicious, but I refuse to pay a ridiculous price for them. I just buy them at the Asian supermarket, where they are a lot cheaper. You have to wait until they are in season, though.
@kaidouhottopicgiftcard4 жыл бұрын
Robbie from victorious... I rest my case
@tomnovy34764 жыл бұрын
caviar is just fish eggs celebritys want the world dead
@walfiee3 жыл бұрын
Planes now have to add "Open this door only for emergencies... Feeling stuffy is not an emergency"
@nasonxian5 жыл бұрын
Beetlejuice. "Juice Demon" is Beetlejuice. But, it's a fairly old thing, I suppose it's possible you've never heard of Beetlejuice befo
@danielgarridomartinez74215 жыл бұрын
Wait, you said his name three times...
@Frostedlyre5 жыл бұрын
Bro
@_string5 жыл бұрын
Beetlejuice THREE times COME ON!!
@RandomPerson-nn7mj5 жыл бұрын
Omg. Do you realise what hell you reallesed on yourself. Sorry for misspelin I dumpid
@tbird14045 жыл бұрын
Lander Exqueak I love the move
@T00n4m15 жыл бұрын
1:16 Scientists: *Make a Tarantula-Shark hybrid* The world: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!? Australia: Ah, another Tuesday. Another day, another animal that wants to try to kill us.
@mateineli2094 жыл бұрын
Gio is australian
@mateineli2094 жыл бұрын
Not jake
@maximuslava3564 жыл бұрын
Another? Those already exist in Australia
@darkgachamaker5734 жыл бұрын
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!
@lunarwolfx89005 жыл бұрын
Everyone watching in 2020 is probably freaking out like “wuhan that means corona virus”
@darthnihilus36414 жыл бұрын
More like r/mademesmile
@alexbanks23234 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought that
@kermit40364 жыл бұрын
I'm just happy that i can laugh at creative stupidity not man forgot to get his mask on r/facepalm
@intensellylit41004 жыл бұрын
K
@intensellylit41004 жыл бұрын
@@darthnihilus3641 k
@funnylaughed74234 жыл бұрын
I really hope you not saying the real name of “juice demon” was a joke...
@ewok_soup4 жыл бұрын
Well, he put a picture of a man that also goes by the name beetlejuice so yes, he knows who beetlejuice is
@jasonbuckley41184 жыл бұрын
@@ewok_soup *cough* editor *cough*
@izzyb_ella_m53624 жыл бұрын
@@jasonbuckley4118 _cough_ *he was joking* _cough_
@cleanestmidwestemofan3 жыл бұрын
i used to scare the crap outta my friends by pretending to summon him
@starplane12394 жыл бұрын
"There is no I in Choices" even if that was correct that is a terrible quote. That basically means "my thoughts aren't a part of the matter. Me and my opinions don't matter."
@s1lverwaffles3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking, it's so stupid
@corrynhockney80594 жыл бұрын
Jake *Joking (to all those entitled humans)*: What are those three digits on the back of your card? Me: I can't find my card...
@switchpro38424 жыл бұрын
use mine instead 138 (joke, i cant find mine either, please do not try using it)
@shirmeelamohamed98565 жыл бұрын
0:01 Him: there is no 'i' in choices Me: THATS WHY I DO WHAT I WANT!!!
@tjltl5 жыл бұрын
hOw Do YoU kNoW wHaT’s GoOd FoR mE? tHaT’s My OpInIoN
@supertoope51715 жыл бұрын
my 3 numbers in back of my credit card is 420
@JayDream775 жыл бұрын
Niice
@pinkbunni12305 жыл бұрын
💩🔥
@caseicool90375 жыл бұрын
My old cards number was 666
@thegreatbruhmoment71645 жыл бұрын
I have both 69 and 420 next to each other do i win something?
@darxy_81285 жыл бұрын
Dog
@ShadeScarecrow4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, I know how we can decrease the carbon footprint... force people to use a detour and therefore drive longer"
@jet25504 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Spider shark can’t hurt you, he isn’t real Spider shark: 1:15
@starliner24984 жыл бұрын
He's cute though
@bldrun15045 жыл бұрын
Me: feeling hot so I open the window Fellow spaceship crew: *insert shocked tom meme*
@cooldjs81655 жыл бұрын
The three digits on the back of my card are 420
@ZLGaming1405 жыл бұрын
Same except mine is 069
@hatsunememekuoisaneet5 жыл бұрын
Mine is 666
@azarishere64425 жыл бұрын
792
@r_se5 жыл бұрын
043
@ancientess44245 жыл бұрын
Eeee card neighbor! 421 here
@speedy012474 жыл бұрын
0:52 seeing as where the plane is taking off from, I now agree that the planes might have been to stuffy.
@PHENOXSPARTAN5 жыл бұрын
3:50 Once I lost my good health insurance, I had to wait 3 hours to be told about a very cheap insulin (Novolin). My original insulin pen costs between $640-$940. Novolin costs $24 per vial, and is a self-drawn solution.
@VulpisFoxfire4 жыл бұрын
The needles, whether for syringes or pens, cost an arm and a leg, though. I'm glad I was lucky enough that other medications worked for me. :-/
@LukeVilent4 жыл бұрын
About China and caviar. Otto von Bismarck loved herring so much, that herring in marinade is called Bismarck Herring, at least in Germany. He was laughed upon for that by the high society, who considered it a low status food. On which he replied: "If herring used to cost 1000 times more, you'd all be eating it as a delicacy".
@thetreedemoknight48275 жыл бұрын
8:52 No, you guys are stupid, she's *_obviously_* talking about the "god" console command in source games, it allows you to be immune to all types of damage.
@Some-guy-on-the-internet5 жыл бұрын
But what if you activate god then use the kill command?
@Alucard-gt1zf5 жыл бұрын
Some guy on the internet you become comatose
@thetreedemoknight48275 жыл бұрын
@@Some-guy-on-the-internet You're right
@caseyvint5 жыл бұрын
@@Alucard-gt1zf vegetable
@guykeystone58894 жыл бұрын
As an American, died laughing when you didn’t recognize Beetle Juice!
@mystical-mage5 жыл бұрын
The sun isn't bad for you People with a sun allergy : am I a joke to you
@cpanw4 жыл бұрын
Jake: nail pronunciation of "Xiamen" Captainsparklez: can't pronounce "Grian"
@bluestreak7114 жыл бұрын
In case anybody is wondering, the one in braille was written as if every letter was written forward in a mirror image. Since braille uses touch, the correct way to write is from right to left in a mirror image, so it can be read right to left correctly. She wrote from left to right in a mirror image, which left a jumbled mess. You can turn it over and sight read the braille correctly, but the indents are facing the wrong way and blind people cannot read it. Edit: I would say it was a good effort and only that a bit more practice is needed.
@skevan66414 жыл бұрын
Its nice how they called Beetlejuice the juice demon.
@MrXemrox5 жыл бұрын
4:00 Me: “Big Pharma” aren't trying to “block cure for cancer”... Big Pharma: *Changes $540 for something that cost $5 to make while it should be at least $6-$10, and not skimp on the quality.* Me: You're not helping!! Okay, even if they do find a cure, and since they overcharged for insulin, they would most likely do similar things to that cure.
@Eating_Sunflowers5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh yes, I die a little each time I have to pick up my insulin ):
@lucariomastergamer73415 жыл бұрын
I wish it wasn’t so much because with a pump I need two vials a month and it’s pretty expensive, currently since I’m only fifteen my parents pay for it but I don’t know what I’m gonna do when I have to start paying for it.
@Eating_Sunflowers5 жыл бұрын
@@lucariomastergamer7341 I'm on a pump too and my Insurance has been refusing to cover both vials. Guess I'll die
@susanpalmer37965 жыл бұрын
You can make more money treating a disease than curing it. The pharmacy companies know this. Cure a disease, you make money once, keep treating it, you naked money over and over.
@lucariomastergamer73414 жыл бұрын
susan palmer yes they know this but the pharmacists want patients to be cured or at least the ones that are actually good people the thing is the cure has to be developed completely before being able to be used throughout an entire population.
@Tsuginocest5 жыл бұрын
Everyone telling Jake it’s Beetlejuice and I’m just here like “Oh- you don’t know what it is?? I recommend it.”
@AustinJASMR4 жыл бұрын
"I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you" Time to go pet a pack of hungry wolves
@Blendercage4 жыл бұрын
While you’re out you should pick up some totally organic all natural rat turds too.
@Hakumeiun4 жыл бұрын
Second video of yours I've watched with a photo from just down the street. Either reddit is stalking me, or Seattle is truly the magic land I was promised.
@TrishaSmith5 жыл бұрын
This will be good. Also, what should Jake’s fans be called? Must be able to be used on all 5 channels.
@Eltragon5 жыл бұрын
Everyone
@greategretpictures5 жыл бұрын
fakers.
@Zrs-25 жыл бұрын
“The Worshipers Of The Almighty Jake”
@mrchicken93805 жыл бұрын
Fans
@Nopedynopenope727365 жыл бұрын
@@mrchicken9380 whoa great idea!!! i wish I said that!
@couchpotato88695 жыл бұрын
There is no "I" in Choices Hmm They thought it was Choses
@onciaraul2275 жыл бұрын
Or "choyses"
@VennGamesMoreDoBeWeirdThoLol5 жыл бұрын
Maybe they mean there’s no caps I in choices
@timhocking5295 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough there is no I in eye
@MyLeg_Fred5 жыл бұрын
@@VennGamesMoreDoBeWeirdThoLol CHOICES
@VennGamesMoreDoBeWeirdThoLol5 жыл бұрын
I think that is a wooosh isn’t it 😕
@verazetrazz86775 жыл бұрын
I dont know if u were joking But im pretty sure that ”juice demon” is beetlejuice :/
@DiamondYoshi1015 жыл бұрын
Swedishchocolate yup
@iin2ufferable_priick5 жыл бұрын
BEETLEJUICE IS SMEXY BEETLEJUICE IS SMART BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JULI-ARD
@thaliabalia98715 жыл бұрын
I saw an add for Beetlejuice just now in this video 😂
@JSGRanks2 жыл бұрын
Me: *Reads title* My initial reaction: *SHEEEEESH*
@1ce_s0n1c3 жыл бұрын
1:09 "I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you" Every poisonous plant, carnivore animals and natural disasters:
@trinityy-74 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think anything natural can be bad for you” Yea I know I’m late but you all know why I quoted this
@lolucorn14 жыл бұрын
According to soothouse A bear, wolves and cliffs are natrual
@JaelinBezel4 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty weird when a fictional character feels significantly more like a real human being then the woman that plays her.
@dipshiznit4204 жыл бұрын
that plastic "aloe" plant isnt even a plastic "aloe" plant , its some other kind of plastic plant
@s1lverwaffles3 жыл бұрын
It's a plastic Haworthia
@sportcinemas4 жыл бұрын
Karen: “I don’t think anything natural can be bad for you.” Me: “Alright boys lets go swimming in a volcano.”
@chlowiththeflow35184 жыл бұрын
Jake: “I have no idea who juice demon is” Me: ITS BEATLE JUICE!!!!!
@o_o52105 жыл бұрын
9:54 the answer is yes. I’m glad to see some people have brains around he on this big flat earth
@jeanaraeharris5 жыл бұрын
Ok I’m going to address juice demon is Beetlejuice from an American movie in the late 80s.........sorry got my time frames mixed up 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ shit happens
@emmyhenry15 жыл бұрын
1988 (I feel old)
@zooberrys5 жыл бұрын
It's 1988. . .
@iin2ufferable_priick5 жыл бұрын
1988 my Broski
@jasonsummit18855 жыл бұрын
Yep, I feel old too😂 I remember when it came out, my parents banned us from watching it because they knew it would give us nightmares.😁 I'll be 35 next month.....
@stanm47695 жыл бұрын
Jake doesn’t know who Beetleguese is and I got a Bettlejuice add before this
@iin2ufferable_priick5 жыл бұрын
Ironic
@blomproductions3 жыл бұрын
10:00 Everyone: That's smart Me: Where did you get that meany potatos?
@charlielouise24285 жыл бұрын
I only have to hear the words 'Gwynyth Paltrow' and I face palm so hard I bruise my face
@shadowdragonomega4 жыл бұрын
Juice Demon, Juice Demon, JUICE DEMON!
@Frysterman4 жыл бұрын
Pazuzu, Hastur, Beetlejuice!
@quartzsart85165 жыл бұрын
11:20 The other dude is beetle juice
@tainted_bread5 жыл бұрын
11:25 The dude on the right is also named Beetlejuice btw
@thehungazza26285 жыл бұрын
2:31 My dad when he sees 60€ caviar: pffft ripoff Also dad when eating 4€ caviar from lidl:*loud moans of pleasure*
@tjltl5 жыл бұрын
Caviar? More like _Daddi-ar_
@higgsthebosun5 жыл бұрын
The soldiers defending Baku in World War One called it 'fish jam'.
@thehungazza26285 жыл бұрын
@@higgsthebosun why do you know this
@lstuff10924 жыл бұрын
The 3 digits on the back of my moms really cool money card is 420
You're so smart a stand up bro Ill think about you're offer let you know
@Apophus4 жыл бұрын
8:52 as a believer, I can confirm this. The joke is it should be obvious.
@Frostedlyre5 жыл бұрын
1:46 I’m having a migraine
@itshassanaskari4 жыл бұрын
Hearing Wuhan has given all of us PTSD flashbacks
@Athlynne4 жыл бұрын
A pantomime zebra! Oh, that really cheered me up, thank you!
@loulopyt4 жыл бұрын
0:45 the WUHAN flight
@insertcreativeusernamehere49544 жыл бұрын
That shit happend 9 months Ago Edit:DO NOT SPELL CHECK ME
@axpandaanimates96344 жыл бұрын
@@insertcreativeusernamehere4954 bruh did u not edit yours, it doesn't say edited?
@insertcreativeusernamehere49544 жыл бұрын
@@axpandaanimates9634 you blind or something ?
@insertcreativeusernamehere49544 жыл бұрын
@@axpandaanimates9634 or ur device is shit ?
@MrDino6065 жыл бұрын
My 3 numbers are 4, 2, and 0
@Infirti5 жыл бұрын
Mr Dino mine are 6 6 6
@joelvasquez91335 жыл бұрын
Mine is 420
@ariishere72175 жыл бұрын
Mine are 6,9,6,9
@shadowdragon45165 жыл бұрын
5:28 ever heard of a show called Timeless?
@elenasullivan45224 жыл бұрын
Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beeeeecause you do not know this character the fan base is now forced to ridicule your intelligence of theatre.
@BigNoodLL4 жыл бұрын
the person arguing with half the company, that company was probably chickfila workers
@Redstoneprime3165 жыл бұрын
"There is no I in Choices" umm, Choces?
@irefusetochangemyprofilepi5085 жыл бұрын
Chose
@cagkiller07865 жыл бұрын
1:19 simple. She “starred” in iron man.
@forestsmills4 жыл бұрын
Anyone want to tell him he still uses the same music giofilms does at the start lol
@eternaldarkness31394 жыл бұрын
1:17 SPIDER-SHARKS!!! I live 1500 kilometers from the nearest ocean... I'M NEVER LEAVING MY HOUSE AGAIN...
@gulanakrawi604 жыл бұрын
My 3 digits on the back are: 420
@Z.O.M.G4 жыл бұрын
Congrats, you are smarter then the 33% who didnt know this was a joke
@TJS1235 жыл бұрын
Juice demon is Beetlejuice from the movie beetlejuice
@kiritotheabridgedgod41785 жыл бұрын
Say that name one more time, I dare you. XD
@ThatPancakeCat5 жыл бұрын
3:00 IT'S A JOKE
@myprofilepictureisfood5195 жыл бұрын
316 my moms credit kart is 427 like for dark dom to see
@Ryothh5 жыл бұрын
Fortnite Banana oh god no
@kalaturru4 жыл бұрын
I once had a card with 911 on the back. Got a few laughs from that one
@makennataylor81944 жыл бұрын
Okay but that spider shark won’t let me sleep tonight.
@colliewolf5 жыл бұрын
Okay okay, 6:02 doesn’t say “when it rains look for rainbows” It actually says “Rried eou waeedwh lowowk dow waeedboerwh” Because she put the reverse of the letters she was supposed to, which made it turn out completely wrong I feel so bad for this girl she messed up so much already but she failed at writing Braille on top of it all
@slashbat23755 жыл бұрын
Mans doesn't know who juice demon is. Wow.
@overseer72075 жыл бұрын
burn the heretic
@mushtobecontinued5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, being early means that I can see KZbin doing drugs! 16 Views. 36 Likes. 21 Comments.
@cadeelavscats-gotamore20815 жыл бұрын
seems legit
@andreslobo81234 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this during quarantine and I got confused when the teacher said that she can't go to class
@aspenostrom40154 жыл бұрын
Beetlejuice, Jake. "Juice Demon" is Beetlejuice...
@shinmalphur27345 жыл бұрын
0:38 to be honest im just glad she didn’t feel stuffy at 20,000 feet
@cheznooney3 жыл бұрын
A big facepalm to the trio in the forest in dweller's empty path like bruh you guys are in the WRONG WORLD YOU'R NOT FINDING THE DARK FOUNTAIN
@randomusername4294 жыл бұрын
Juice Demon is the character Betelgeuse (pronounced beetle juice), from the film Beetlejuice.
@goosle4 жыл бұрын
School: yeah make friends and stuff! Also school: 9:49
@ja_go_254 жыл бұрын
Feeling out of breath on a plane from Wuhan... yoooooo
@hollyanderson24944 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that... 👀
@codarenken96924 жыл бұрын
i died when they called the beetle juice costume juice demon and he didn't know the character so he pulled up a photo of the person beetle juice and not the character
@sebastianwasiak66775 жыл бұрын
4:30 That were fully grown lion females XDDD
@williamgallop94254 жыл бұрын
An old people's home had only plastic plants. On every jar was a note "Do not water this plastic plant". Still some oldies did just that. Start growing own chili in jar.
@hiraeth_neevous5 жыл бұрын
Juice demon: 👈😎👈 My mind: *immediately bursts into song* Me: I need to not with these things.
@ann-louisepersson7333 жыл бұрын
the auto subtitles made face palm,,, face farm 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂