r/facepalm | "I'm opening the emergency door because I'm too hot"

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FakeOut

FakeOut

Күн бұрын

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@jevilthedeviljester747
@jevilthedeviljester747 5 жыл бұрын
"a bresh of frash" *SPEECH 100* *INTELLIGENCE 100*
@noobethgamingtonthethird
@noobethgamingtonthethird 5 жыл бұрын
Silver wheelchariot is right below u
@ChaoticJester
@ChaoticJester 5 жыл бұрын
@Jevil the joker no imposters Jevils are everywhere we represent every joker card ever made
@jevilthedeviljester747
@jevilthedeviljester747 5 жыл бұрын
@Jevil the joker WELL WHO DO I HAVE HERE ANOTHER JEVIL! CHAOS CHAOS BITCH!
@jevilthedeviljester747
@jevilthedeviljester747 5 жыл бұрын
@Jevil the joker ARE YOU GONNA CRY WAAA MAYBE PISS YOURSELF OR SHIT YOURSELF
@DiamondYoshi101
@DiamondYoshi101 5 жыл бұрын
Oh they found each other...
@silverwheelchairiot6525
@silverwheelchairiot6525 5 жыл бұрын
"A bresh of freath air"
@Manelneedsaname
@Manelneedsaname 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't find a problem until I read freath
@LunaBari
@LunaBari 5 жыл бұрын
It is supposed to be a breath of fresh air.
@bokchoiyoman
@bokchoiyoman 5 жыл бұрын
@@LunaBari thanks for pointing that out. I wouldn't know if you didn't say that
@rabiddog3783
@rabiddog3783 5 жыл бұрын
@@LunaBari no shit sherlock...
@LunaBari
@LunaBari 5 жыл бұрын
@@bokchoiyoman it was just a correction.
@deadlineuniverse3189
@deadlineuniverse3189 5 жыл бұрын
“3000 years ago nobody was diagnosed with autism or cancer“ On the contrary, 3000 years after the death we diagnosed a pharaoh with cancer....
@uljk5699
@uljk5699 5 жыл бұрын
Who knows? Maybe Egyptians knew about autism and cancer, only that the knowledge was lost along with the Library of Alexandria. She is bold to assume that ancients were dumber than her.
@justaspiral13
@justaspiral13 5 жыл бұрын
They also lived to like 30 years old
@michaelnewton1754
@michaelnewton1754 5 жыл бұрын
Did you know that every human that has died in the last decade has had high amounts of dihydrogen monoxide in their body... But when scientists test corpses from over 3000 years ago, there's hardly any dihydrogen monoxide found in them!
@howdydoodilly6812
@howdydoodilly6812 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Newton lol
@mr.fister7576
@mr.fister7576 5 жыл бұрын
@@fishbot9902 That's not a tumor, that's calcification. Dinosaur likely was bit on the tail during a fight and it healed over time.
@mindlessgonzo
@mindlessgonzo 5 жыл бұрын
4:35 He arrested kids throwing tantrums. traumatized the tikes by throwing them into the back of the squad car and sent them to juvie without permission.
@Nillioh
@Nillioh 4 жыл бұрын
He needs permission from the kids to throw them in juvie? I’m not saying it’s ok, but I didn’t know you needed permission from the kid put them in juvie.
@justincoleman3805
@justincoleman3805 4 жыл бұрын
Not from the kids. From the judge/court/social workers. Hope you were joking.
@Underworlder5
@Underworlder5 4 жыл бұрын
@@justincoleman3805 imagine needing permission to arrest someone from the very person you need to arrest. "hands in the air! you are under arrest! ...as long as you sign this contract, of course"
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 4 жыл бұрын
@@Underworlder5 Otherwise the police will shoot if you don't agree?
@trohyme
@trohyme 3 жыл бұрын
@@Underworlder5 i think he means only to send them to jail or whatever, to see if they have to.
@TheRealTimothyEdwards
@TheRealTimothyEdwards 4 жыл бұрын
The more videos I watch the more I realize Jake isn't too smart himself, but he's good at what he does so I guess that's a plus
@jrwplays4395
@jrwplays4395 4 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes
@nathankrup
@nathankrup 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I guess it’s kind of true
@arisumizuki3109
@arisumizuki3109 4 жыл бұрын
What? I don't understand?
@beverlywhitman303
@beverlywhitman303 4 жыл бұрын
@@arisumizuki3109 every one of his vids has at least one of the things he shows go right over his head, this one he didn't know beetlejuice was the juice demon in the last clip, some of them are so obvious i'm wondering if it's intentional.
@shepaaaarrrrrd
@shepaaaarrrrrd 4 жыл бұрын
“Formaldehyde” threw me when he pronounced it “formal de-hide”
@Arcane_Route_66
@Arcane_Route_66 5 жыл бұрын
"Juice Demon" is based on the character Beetlejuice, Jake. There was a movie made by Tim Burton, a Beetlejuice animated series and just last year it had a Broadway musical.
@FantasyAddict95
@FantasyAddict95 5 жыл бұрын
I remember learning about stars and constellations in school, and it's kind of funny that the movie's name comes from the star Betelgeuse.
@Arcane_Route_66
@Arcane_Route_66 5 жыл бұрын
@@FantasyAddict95 I know! It was so funny to learn. But it also makes sense. With a movie, TV show and a musical...Beetlejuice is still a star! Lol.
@NoOne-bi4kc
@NoOne-bi4kc 5 жыл бұрын
What ever you do don’t say his name
@Arcane_Route_66
@Arcane_Route_66 5 жыл бұрын
@@NoOne-bi4kc You can say Beetlejuice as long as you break it up, and not say it three times in a row.
@nightwarper1760
@nightwarper1760 5 жыл бұрын
R. Cheshire got it don’t say beetle juice, I can’t say beetle juice, not gonna say beetle juice.
@tacoqueengames5600
@tacoqueengames5600 5 жыл бұрын
“I have no idea what Juice demon is” HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO BEETLE JUICE IS
@mikey_mxr5226
@mikey_mxr5226 5 жыл бұрын
Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice
@horrorhumorandcoffee8798
@horrorhumorandcoffee8798 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikey_mxr5226 ITS SHOWTIME
@RareWubbox405
@RareWubbox405 5 жыл бұрын
probs because he didnt sit around watching cartoons as a kid and was active all day
@ravnemagne9598
@ravnemagne9598 5 жыл бұрын
Even I know what Beetle Juice is, and I was born in 2004
@maggpiprime954
@maggpiprime954 5 жыл бұрын
Danger, danger, @@mikey_mxr5226! (Fire in the disco, fire in the... Taco... Bell)
@datfacepriceless3442
@datfacepriceless3442 5 жыл бұрын
"There is no I in choices" It's technically true of you think hard enough
@jeremias5784
@jeremias5784 5 жыл бұрын
There is a i but not a I
@good2ceeu
@good2ceeu 5 жыл бұрын
Sell me you’re unusual for 1$ NOW
@souwcanbollzack4220
@souwcanbollzack4220 5 жыл бұрын
Or if you don't think at all, that works as well
@colucloud
@colucloud 5 жыл бұрын
ah yes, because it's pronounced choyses
@bryanl6828
@bryanl6828 5 жыл бұрын
@@good2ceeu your*
@MagInangGala
@MagInangGala 4 жыл бұрын
God: So how dumb can you guys be? Human: Absolutely!
@ceburn9004
@ceburn9004 4 жыл бұрын
God: you are so dumb People: corn cures cancer
@ygaming8880
@ygaming8880 4 жыл бұрын
Yesn't
@karacreed0723
@karacreed0723 3 жыл бұрын
...I guess this is why I live in a game.
@-Chicken_
@-Chicken_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@karacreed0723 But technically a human made that game so this only groups the special of us
@cloonsy3542
@cloonsy3542 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing I learned from this was how to make cyanide using elderberries
@jacklow9611
@jacklow9611 4 жыл бұрын
Wait. You think you can MAKE cyanide? Since it is a natural substance that the berries make naturally, then I think you'd just need the chemicals themselves, and pass up using the berries. Either that, or just extract that which the berries do on their own.
@walrustoaster9907
@walrustoaster9907 4 жыл бұрын
You can extract cyanide from practically any fruit seed. Ex: apple seeds.
@navinater
@navinater 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacklow9611 R/woooosh
@doomdave475
@doomdave475 4 жыл бұрын
I know I'm way too late, but you can literally get NaCN (Natrium-Cyanide) in up to 10kg boxes on amazon. (Don't whoosh me, I just think this fact is cursed)
@baule4475
@baule4475 4 жыл бұрын
​@@doomdave475 why would someone need 10 kg of cyanide. oh, wait.....
@bobthebobman7457
@bobthebobman7457 5 жыл бұрын
She also looks like the kind of person to ask the pilot to “turn down the plane a bit because it’s too loud”
@icantmakecakes6679
@icantmakecakes6679 4 жыл бұрын
Also like the type of person who would drag a fish out of water to show people the plastic in the fish's mouth
@doggobind
@doggobind 4 жыл бұрын
"Can you turn the sun down it's to bright."
@joanniebacus
@joanniebacus 4 жыл бұрын
**at a ukelele competition** "Can you turn it down?! *My baby is sleeping!* "
@icantmakecakes6679
@icantmakecakes6679 4 жыл бұрын
*At the beach* Why are these idiots at the beach, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE HERE IDIOTS
@ashtonjagger2479
@ashtonjagger2479 5 жыл бұрын
Roses are Red, Horses can trot, “I’m opening the emergency door, because I’m too hot.” Edit: Spelling, after 7 months I just realised lol
@fiferplayeralt7118
@fiferplayeralt7118 5 жыл бұрын
r/boottoobig
@casda5226
@casda5226 5 жыл бұрын
Your grammer is bad my grammer is bad . all grammer is bad
@Sam-st4pj
@Sam-st4pj 5 жыл бұрын
Too*
@Fred_the_1996
@Fred_the_1996 5 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-st4pj *2
@Smegwulf
@Smegwulf 5 жыл бұрын
@@casda5226 *grammar* ftfy. Slow clap for a slow kid.
@patchwork3700
@patchwork3700 5 жыл бұрын
Flat earth believer: “brain is flat” Round earth believer: “brain is normal size and shape” Square earth believer: ha mortals
@lukeskywalker4590
@lukeskywalker4590 4 жыл бұрын
Cam0 _ donut earth believer: BOW DOWN TO ME I AM GOD
@kakahass8845
@kakahass8845 4 жыл бұрын
Anime girl earth believer: *We are the god of gods.*
@xxb0ba_teaxx518
@xxb0ba_teaxx518 4 жыл бұрын
I, myself, am a triangle earth believer
@patchwork3700
@patchwork3700 4 жыл бұрын
Lol mortals i am a brain earth believer *has brain*
@pepperlee2009
@pepperlee2009 4 жыл бұрын
Square Earth is a minecraft Earth.
@randy._.pereira
@randy._.pereira 4 жыл бұрын
Now we understand why she was feeling stuffy...
@lunarpitch
@lunarpitch 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@leogflames
@leogflames 4 жыл бұрын
I get it
@k.m7658
@k.m7658 4 жыл бұрын
Baseball_boss81 cause she fat long time make it hard to breaf, she eat to much cat it make her fat so she eat a bat 🦇 caue it traditional medisone
@k.m7658
@k.m7658 4 жыл бұрын
Vaenxlla everyone's making fun of Chinese people I always defended them when I was younger it's one joke ☝🏽
@k.m7658
@k.m7658 4 жыл бұрын
Vaenxlla racist is if I refuse service because of the colour of there skin. Racist is discrimination your the type of person to discriminate against someone. I just see people. I'm the type of person who can be freinds with almost anyone
@TheWahbyghalib
@TheWahbyghalib 4 жыл бұрын
“I have no idea who juice demon is” Me:you could use a buddy, don’t you you want a pal
@Chey1214_
@Chey1214_ 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I do, Yes I do! Girl the way I see it, your daddy should be leaving and you should stick around
@azrielslytherin2604
@azrielslytherin2604 4 жыл бұрын
@@Chey1214_ and kill him! What??? Nothing...
@Chey1214_
@Chey1214_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@azrielslytherin2604 So Lydia dont end yourself, defend yourself
@azrielslytherin2604
@azrielslytherin2604 4 жыл бұрын
@@Chey1214_ daddy is the one you should maim. Together we'll exterminate, ASSASSINATE!
@Chey1214_
@Chey1214_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@azrielslytherin2604 No! The finer points can wait, but first you gotta say my name
@KaiPonVisp
@KaiPonVisp 5 жыл бұрын
The blind thing made me think of my old teacher. Guy part of a group doing a Powerpoint presentation; Can everyone see? Blind teacher; No, but that's okay. That man had humour. He also responded "I know" while chuckling when I, momentarily forgetting who I was talking to, said "the eyes are the first thing you go blind on"
@homerola2
@homerola2 5 жыл бұрын
I need more context on that second part
@KaiPonVisp
@KaiPonVisp 5 жыл бұрын
@@homerola2 it doesnt translate too well, sadly. But basically, I was working on a report thing for a class, he dropped by to check in, I complained about not finding the info I needed (while a thick stack of papers everyone got for this project is on the table right in front of me), he asks if I had checked the papers they handed out, and I blurted that out because in my family it's a very common saying. So, I told a blind guy that. Without thinking. I was mortified!
@cadeelavscats-gotamore2081
@cadeelavscats-gotamore2081 5 жыл бұрын
hmmmm i see the floor here is made out of floor
@johne16minecraft
@johne16minecraft 5 жыл бұрын
when you roll a 1 on a d20 for a inspection check for traps
@compositebow151
@compositebow151 5 жыл бұрын
@@johne16minecraft exactly
@EpicBananaGlasses
@EpicBananaGlasses 5 жыл бұрын
Hmm, yes, the meme here is made out of memes.
@jameswarf6456
@jameswarf6456 4 жыл бұрын
*I don't think anything natural can be bad for you* Coronavirus:
@madebybroovy
@madebybroovy 4 жыл бұрын
Ooof
@stylish_pengu
@stylish_pengu 4 жыл бұрын
corona virus: hold my corona
@AquariusSubscribeToTechnoblade
@AquariusSubscribeToTechnoblade 4 жыл бұрын
Corona: *Hey*
@inananananana
@inananananana 4 жыл бұрын
Aoh no Aa@
@nottristan6300
@nottristan6300 4 жыл бұрын
But the corona virus is not real it was made by 5G technology obviously
@ErzengelDesLichtes
@ErzengelDesLichtes 5 жыл бұрын
“Oh no, if it’s not a luxury anymore, how will I enjoy it?” I mean, who actually eats caviar because they like it?
@olymolly3637
@olymolly3637 4 жыл бұрын
Caviar, kobe & wagyu beef, truffle etc... all are high class food only rich & super-rich can eat. Like luxury brands they wear on their bodies or use as their transports... Yeah we plebeians can't relate.
@ferretdude1823
@ferretdude1823 4 жыл бұрын
I actually do like caviar on my toast or with crêpes, it's quite nice
@pearlofthedarkage
@pearlofthedarkage 4 жыл бұрын
Fish eggs are delicious, but I refuse to pay a ridiculous price for them. I just buy them at the Asian supermarket, where they are a lot cheaper. You have to wait until they are in season, though.
@kaidouhottopicgiftcard
@kaidouhottopicgiftcard 4 жыл бұрын
Robbie from victorious... I rest my case
@tomnovy3476
@tomnovy3476 4 жыл бұрын
caviar is just fish eggs celebritys want the world dead
@walfiee
@walfiee 3 жыл бұрын
Planes now have to add "Open this door only for emergencies... Feeling stuffy is not an emergency"
@nasonxian
@nasonxian 5 жыл бұрын
Beetlejuice. "Juice Demon" is Beetlejuice. But, it's a fairly old thing, I suppose it's possible you've never heard of Beetlejuice befo
@danielgarridomartinez7421
@danielgarridomartinez7421 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, you said his name three times...
@Frostedlyre
@Frostedlyre 5 жыл бұрын
Bro
@_string
@_string 5 жыл бұрын
Beetlejuice THREE times COME ON!!
@RandomPerson-nn7mj
@RandomPerson-nn7mj 5 жыл бұрын
Omg. Do you realise what hell you reallesed on yourself. Sorry for misspelin I dumpid
@tbird1404
@tbird1404 5 жыл бұрын
Lander Exqueak I love the move
@T00n4m1
@T00n4m1 5 жыл бұрын
1:16 Scientists: *Make a Tarantula-Shark hybrid* The world: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!? Australia: Ah, another Tuesday. Another day, another animal that wants to try to kill us.
@mateineli209
@mateineli209 4 жыл бұрын
Gio is australian
@mateineli209
@mateineli209 4 жыл бұрын
Not jake
@maximuslava356
@maximuslava356 4 жыл бұрын
Another? Those already exist in Australia
@darkgachamaker573
@darkgachamaker573 4 жыл бұрын
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!
@lunarwolfx8900
@lunarwolfx8900 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone watching in 2020 is probably freaking out like “wuhan that means corona virus”
@darthnihilus3641
@darthnihilus3641 4 жыл бұрын
More like r/mademesmile
@alexbanks2323
@alexbanks2323 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought that
@kermit4036
@kermit4036 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just happy that i can laugh at creative stupidity not man forgot to get his mask on r/facepalm
@intensellylit4100
@intensellylit4100 4 жыл бұрын
K
@intensellylit4100
@intensellylit4100 4 жыл бұрын
@@darthnihilus3641 k
@funnylaughed7423
@funnylaughed7423 4 жыл бұрын
I really hope you not saying the real name of “juice demon” was a joke...
@ewok_soup
@ewok_soup 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he put a picture of a man that also goes by the name beetlejuice so yes, he knows who beetlejuice is
@jasonbuckley4118
@jasonbuckley4118 4 жыл бұрын
@@ewok_soup *cough* editor *cough*
@izzyb_ella_m5362
@izzyb_ella_m5362 4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonbuckley4118 _cough_ *he was joking* _cough_
@cleanestmidwestemofan
@cleanestmidwestemofan 3 жыл бұрын
i used to scare the crap outta my friends by pretending to summon him
@starplane1239
@starplane1239 4 жыл бұрын
"There is no I in Choices" even if that was correct that is a terrible quote. That basically means "my thoughts aren't a part of the matter. Me and my opinions don't matter."
@s1lverwaffles
@s1lverwaffles 3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking, it's so stupid
@corrynhockney8059
@corrynhockney8059 4 жыл бұрын
Jake *Joking (to all those entitled humans)*: What are those three digits on the back of your card? Me: I can't find my card...
@switchpro3842
@switchpro3842 4 жыл бұрын
use mine instead 138 (joke, i cant find mine either, please do not try using it)
@shirmeelamohamed9856
@shirmeelamohamed9856 5 жыл бұрын
0:01 Him: there is no 'i' in choices Me: THATS WHY I DO WHAT I WANT!!!
@tjltl
@tjltl 5 жыл бұрын
hOw Do YoU kNoW wHaT’s GoOd FoR mE? tHaT’s My OpInIoN
@supertoope5171
@supertoope5171 5 жыл бұрын
my 3 numbers in back of my credit card is 420
@JayDream77
@JayDream77 5 жыл бұрын
Niice
@pinkbunni1230
@pinkbunni1230 5 жыл бұрын
💩🔥
@caseicool9037
@caseicool9037 5 жыл бұрын
My old cards number was 666
@thegreatbruhmoment7164
@thegreatbruhmoment7164 5 жыл бұрын
I have both 69 and 420 next to each other do i win something?
@darxy_8128
@darxy_8128 5 жыл бұрын
Dog
@ShadeScarecrow
@ShadeScarecrow 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, I know how we can decrease the carbon footprint... force people to use a detour and therefore drive longer"
@jet2550
@jet2550 4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Spider shark can’t hurt you, he isn’t real Spider shark: 1:15
@starliner2498
@starliner2498 4 жыл бұрын
He's cute though
@bldrun1504
@bldrun1504 5 жыл бұрын
Me: feeling hot so I open the window Fellow spaceship crew: *insert shocked tom meme*
@cooldjs8165
@cooldjs8165 5 жыл бұрын
The three digits on the back of my card are 420
@ZLGaming140
@ZLGaming140 5 жыл бұрын
Same except mine is 069
@hatsunememekuoisaneet
@hatsunememekuoisaneet 5 жыл бұрын
Mine is 666
@azarishere6442
@azarishere6442 5 жыл бұрын
792
@r_se
@r_se 5 жыл бұрын
043
@ancientess4424
@ancientess4424 5 жыл бұрын
Eeee card neighbor! 421 here
@speedy01247
@speedy01247 4 жыл бұрын
0:52 seeing as where the plane is taking off from, I now agree that the planes might have been to stuffy.
@PHENOXSPARTAN
@PHENOXSPARTAN 5 жыл бұрын
3:50 Once I lost my good health insurance, I had to wait 3 hours to be told about a very cheap insulin (Novolin). My original insulin pen costs between $640-$940. Novolin costs $24 per vial, and is a self-drawn solution.
@VulpisFoxfire
@VulpisFoxfire 4 жыл бұрын
The needles, whether for syringes or pens, cost an arm and a leg, though. I'm glad I was lucky enough that other medications worked for me. :-/
@LukeVilent
@LukeVilent 4 жыл бұрын
About China and caviar. Otto von Bismarck loved herring so much, that herring in marinade is called Bismarck Herring, at least in Germany. He was laughed upon for that by the high society, who considered it a low status food. On which he replied: "If herring used to cost 1000 times more, you'd all be eating it as a delicacy".
@thetreedemoknight4827
@thetreedemoknight4827 5 жыл бұрын
8:52 No, you guys are stupid, she's *_obviously_* talking about the "god" console command in source games, it allows you to be immune to all types of damage.
@Some-guy-on-the-internet
@Some-guy-on-the-internet 5 жыл бұрын
But what if you activate god then use the kill command?
@Alucard-gt1zf
@Alucard-gt1zf 5 жыл бұрын
Some guy on the internet you become comatose
@thetreedemoknight4827
@thetreedemoknight4827 5 жыл бұрын
@@Some-guy-on-the-internet You're right
@caseyvint
@caseyvint 5 жыл бұрын
@@Alucard-gt1zf vegetable
@guykeystone5889
@guykeystone5889 4 жыл бұрын
As an American, died laughing when you didn’t recognize Beetle Juice!
@mystical-mage
@mystical-mage 5 жыл бұрын
The sun isn't bad for you People with a sun allergy : am I a joke to you
@cpanw
@cpanw 4 жыл бұрын
Jake: nail pronunciation of "Xiamen" Captainsparklez: can't pronounce "Grian"
@bluestreak711
@bluestreak711 4 жыл бұрын
In case anybody is wondering, the one in braille was written as if every letter was written forward in a mirror image. Since braille uses touch, the correct way to write is from right to left in a mirror image, so it can be read right to left correctly. She wrote from left to right in a mirror image, which left a jumbled mess. You can turn it over and sight read the braille correctly, but the indents are facing the wrong way and blind people cannot read it. Edit: I would say it was a good effort and only that a bit more practice is needed.
@skevan6641
@skevan6641 4 жыл бұрын
Its nice how they called Beetlejuice the juice demon.
@MrXemrox
@MrXemrox 5 жыл бұрын
4:00 Me: “Big Pharma” aren't trying to “block cure for cancer”... Big Pharma: *Changes $540 for something that cost $5 to make while it should be at least $6-$10, and not skimp on the quality.* Me: You're not helping!! Okay, even if they do find a cure, and since they overcharged for insulin, they would most likely do similar things to that cure.
@Eating_Sunflowers
@Eating_Sunflowers 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh yes, I die a little each time I have to pick up my insulin ):
@lucariomastergamer7341
@lucariomastergamer7341 5 жыл бұрын
I wish it wasn’t so much because with a pump I need two vials a month and it’s pretty expensive, currently since I’m only fifteen my parents pay for it but I don’t know what I’m gonna do when I have to start paying for it.
@Eating_Sunflowers
@Eating_Sunflowers 5 жыл бұрын
@@lucariomastergamer7341 I'm on a pump too and my Insurance has been refusing to cover both vials. Guess I'll die
@susanpalmer3796
@susanpalmer3796 5 жыл бұрын
You can make more money treating a disease than curing it. The pharmacy companies know this. Cure a disease, you make money once, keep treating it, you naked money over and over.
@lucariomastergamer7341
@lucariomastergamer7341 4 жыл бұрын
susan palmer yes they know this but the pharmacists want patients to be cured or at least the ones that are actually good people the thing is the cure has to be developed completely before being able to be used throughout an entire population.
@Tsuginocest
@Tsuginocest 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone telling Jake it’s Beetlejuice and I’m just here like “Oh- you don’t know what it is?? I recommend it.”
@AustinJASMR
@AustinJASMR 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you" Time to go pet a pack of hungry wolves
@Blendercage
@Blendercage 4 жыл бұрын
While you’re out you should pick up some totally organic all natural rat turds too.
@Hakumeiun
@Hakumeiun 4 жыл бұрын
Second video of yours I've watched with a photo from just down the street. Either reddit is stalking me, or Seattle is truly the magic land I was promised.
@TrishaSmith
@TrishaSmith 5 жыл бұрын
This will be good. Also, what should Jake’s fans be called? Must be able to be used on all 5 channels.
@Eltragon
@Eltragon 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone
@greategretpictures
@greategretpictures 5 жыл бұрын
fakers.
@Zrs-2
@Zrs-2 5 жыл бұрын
“The Worshipers Of The Almighty Jake”
@mrchicken9380
@mrchicken9380 5 жыл бұрын
Fans
@Nopedynopenope72736
@Nopedynopenope72736 5 жыл бұрын
@@mrchicken9380 whoa great idea!!! i wish I said that!
@couchpotato8869
@couchpotato8869 5 жыл бұрын
There is no "I" in Choices Hmm They thought it was Choses
@onciaraul227
@onciaraul227 5 жыл бұрын
Or "choyses"
@VennGamesMoreDoBeWeirdThoLol
@VennGamesMoreDoBeWeirdThoLol 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe they mean there’s no caps I in choices
@timhocking529
@timhocking529 5 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough there is no I in eye
@MyLeg_Fred
@MyLeg_Fred 5 жыл бұрын
@@VennGamesMoreDoBeWeirdThoLol CHOICES
@VennGamesMoreDoBeWeirdThoLol
@VennGamesMoreDoBeWeirdThoLol 5 жыл бұрын
I think that is a wooosh isn’t it 😕
@verazetrazz8677
@verazetrazz8677 5 жыл бұрын
I dont know if u were joking But im pretty sure that ”juice demon” is beetlejuice :/
@DiamondYoshi101
@DiamondYoshi101 5 жыл бұрын
Swedishchocolate yup
@iin2ufferable_priick
@iin2ufferable_priick 5 жыл бұрын
BEETLEJUICE IS SMEXY BEETLEJUICE IS SMART BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JULI-ARD
@thaliabalia9871
@thaliabalia9871 5 жыл бұрын
I saw an add for Beetlejuice just now in this video 😂
@JSGRanks
@JSGRanks 2 жыл бұрын
Me: *Reads title* My initial reaction: *SHEEEEESH*
@1ce_s0n1c
@1ce_s0n1c 3 жыл бұрын
1:09 "I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you" Every poisonous plant, carnivore animals and natural disasters:
@trinityy-7
@trinityy-7 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think anything natural can be bad for you” Yea I know I’m late but you all know why I quoted this
@lolucorn1
@lolucorn1 4 жыл бұрын
According to soothouse A bear, wolves and cliffs are natrual
@JaelinBezel
@JaelinBezel 4 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty weird when a fictional character feels significantly more like a real human being then the woman that plays her.
@dipshiznit420
@dipshiznit420 4 жыл бұрын
that plastic "aloe" plant isnt even a plastic "aloe" plant , its some other kind of plastic plant
@s1lverwaffles
@s1lverwaffles 3 жыл бұрын
It's a plastic Haworthia
@sportcinemas
@sportcinemas 4 жыл бұрын
Karen: “I don’t think anything natural can be bad for you.” Me: “Alright boys lets go swimming in a volcano.”
@chlowiththeflow3518
@chlowiththeflow3518 4 жыл бұрын
Jake: “I have no idea who juice demon is” Me: ITS BEATLE JUICE!!!!!
@o_o5210
@o_o5210 5 жыл бұрын
9:54 the answer is yes. I’m glad to see some people have brains around he on this big flat earth
@jeanaraeharris
@jeanaraeharris 5 жыл бұрын
Ok I’m going to address juice demon is Beetlejuice from an American movie in the late 80s.........sorry got my time frames mixed up 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ shit happens
@emmyhenry1
@emmyhenry1 5 жыл бұрын
1988 (I feel old)
@zooberrys
@zooberrys 5 жыл бұрын
It's 1988. . .
@iin2ufferable_priick
@iin2ufferable_priick 5 жыл бұрын
1988 my Broski
@jasonsummit1885
@jasonsummit1885 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, I feel old too😂 I remember when it came out, my parents banned us from watching it because they knew it would give us nightmares.😁 I'll be 35 next month.....
@stanm4769
@stanm4769 5 жыл бұрын
Jake doesn’t know who Beetleguese is and I got a Bettlejuice add before this
@iin2ufferable_priick
@iin2ufferable_priick 5 жыл бұрын
Ironic
@blomproductions
@blomproductions 3 жыл бұрын
10:00 Everyone: That's smart Me: Where did you get that meany potatos?
@charlielouise2428
@charlielouise2428 5 жыл бұрын
I only have to hear the words 'Gwynyth Paltrow' and I face palm so hard I bruise my face
@shadowdragonomega
@shadowdragonomega 4 жыл бұрын
Juice Demon, Juice Demon, JUICE DEMON!
@Frysterman
@Frysterman 4 жыл бұрын
Pazuzu, Hastur, Beetlejuice!
@quartzsart8516
@quartzsart8516 5 жыл бұрын
11:20 The other dude is beetle juice
@tainted_bread
@tainted_bread 5 жыл бұрын
11:25 The dude on the right is also named Beetlejuice btw
@thehungazza2628
@thehungazza2628 5 жыл бұрын
2:31 My dad when he sees 60€ caviar: pffft ripoff Also dad when eating 4€ caviar from lidl:*loud moans of pleasure*
@tjltl
@tjltl 5 жыл бұрын
Caviar? More like _Daddi-ar_
@higgsthebosun
@higgsthebosun 5 жыл бұрын
The soldiers defending Baku in World War One called it 'fish jam'.
@thehungazza2628
@thehungazza2628 5 жыл бұрын
@@higgsthebosun why do you know this
@lstuff1092
@lstuff1092 4 жыл бұрын
The 3 digits on the back of my moms really cool money card is 420
@deltaruneandbatimliker4329
@deltaruneandbatimliker4329 5 жыл бұрын
Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice: yes Beetlejuice Beetlejuice: yeeeeeeesss Juice demon :) Beetlejuice: :(
@ginaburrows6782
@ginaburrows6782 5 жыл бұрын
You're so smart a stand up bro Ill think about you're offer let you know
@Apophus
@Apophus 4 жыл бұрын
8:52 as a believer, I can confirm this. The joke is it should be obvious.
@Frostedlyre
@Frostedlyre 5 жыл бұрын
1:46 I’m having a migraine
@itshassanaskari
@itshassanaskari 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing Wuhan has given all of us PTSD flashbacks
@Athlynne
@Athlynne 4 жыл бұрын
A pantomime zebra! Oh, that really cheered me up, thank you!
@loulopyt
@loulopyt 4 жыл бұрын
0:45 the WUHAN flight
@insertcreativeusernamehere4954
@insertcreativeusernamehere4954 4 жыл бұрын
That shit happend 9 months Ago Edit:DO NOT SPELL CHECK ME
@axpandaanimates9634
@axpandaanimates9634 4 жыл бұрын
@@insertcreativeusernamehere4954 bruh did u not edit yours, it doesn't say edited?
@insertcreativeusernamehere4954
@insertcreativeusernamehere4954 4 жыл бұрын
@@axpandaanimates9634 you blind or something ?
@insertcreativeusernamehere4954
@insertcreativeusernamehere4954 4 жыл бұрын
@@axpandaanimates9634 or ur device is shit ?
@MrDino606
@MrDino606 5 жыл бұрын
My 3 numbers are 4, 2, and 0
@Infirti
@Infirti 5 жыл бұрын
Mr Dino mine are 6 6 6
@joelvasquez9133
@joelvasquez9133 5 жыл бұрын
Mine is 420
@ariishere7217
@ariishere7217 5 жыл бұрын
Mine are 6,9,6,9
@shadowdragon4516
@shadowdragon4516 5 жыл бұрын
5:28 ever heard of a show called Timeless?
@elenasullivan4522
@elenasullivan4522 4 жыл бұрын
Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beeeeecause you do not know this character the fan base is now forced to ridicule your intelligence of theatre.
@BigNoodLL
@BigNoodLL 4 жыл бұрын
the person arguing with half the company, that company was probably chickfila workers
@Redstoneprime316
@Redstoneprime316 5 жыл бұрын
"There is no I in Choices" umm, Choces?
@irefusetochangemyprofilepi508
@irefusetochangemyprofilepi508 5 жыл бұрын
Chose
@cagkiller0786
@cagkiller0786 5 жыл бұрын
1:19 simple. She “starred” in iron man.
@forestsmills
@forestsmills 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone want to tell him he still uses the same music giofilms does at the start lol
@eternaldarkness3139
@eternaldarkness3139 4 жыл бұрын
1:17 SPIDER-SHARKS!!! I live 1500 kilometers from the nearest ocean... I'M NEVER LEAVING MY HOUSE AGAIN...
@gulanakrawi60
@gulanakrawi60 4 жыл бұрын
My 3 digits on the back are: 420
@Z.O.M.G
@Z.O.M.G 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats, you are smarter then the 33% who didnt know this was a joke
@TJS123
@TJS123 5 жыл бұрын
Juice demon is Beetlejuice from the movie beetlejuice
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 5 жыл бұрын
Say that name one more time, I dare you. XD
@ThatPancakeCat
@ThatPancakeCat 5 жыл бұрын
3:00 IT'S A JOKE
@myprofilepictureisfood519
@myprofilepictureisfood519 5 жыл бұрын
316 my moms credit kart is 427 like for dark dom to see
@Ryothh
@Ryothh 5 жыл бұрын
Fortnite Banana oh god no
@kalaturru
@kalaturru 4 жыл бұрын
I once had a card with 911 on the back. Got a few laughs from that one
@makennataylor8194
@makennataylor8194 4 жыл бұрын
Okay but that spider shark won’t let me sleep tonight.
@colliewolf
@colliewolf 5 жыл бұрын
Okay okay, 6:02 doesn’t say “when it rains look for rainbows” It actually says “Rried eou waeedwh lowowk dow waeedboerwh” Because she put the reverse of the letters she was supposed to, which made it turn out completely wrong I feel so bad for this girl she messed up so much already but she failed at writing Braille on top of it all
@slashbat2375
@slashbat2375 5 жыл бұрын
Mans doesn't know who juice demon is. Wow.
@overseer7207
@overseer7207 5 жыл бұрын
burn the heretic
@mushtobecontinued
@mushtobecontinued 5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, being early means that I can see KZbin doing drugs! 16 Views. 36 Likes. 21 Comments.
@cadeelavscats-gotamore2081
@cadeelavscats-gotamore2081 5 жыл бұрын
seems legit
@andreslobo8123
@andreslobo8123 4 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this during quarantine and I got confused when the teacher said that she can't go to class
@aspenostrom4015
@aspenostrom4015 4 жыл бұрын
Beetlejuice, Jake. "Juice Demon" is Beetlejuice...
@shinmalphur2734
@shinmalphur2734 5 жыл бұрын
0:38 to be honest im just glad she didn’t feel stuffy at 20,000 feet
@cheznooney
@cheznooney 3 жыл бұрын
A big facepalm to the trio in the forest in dweller's empty path like bruh you guys are in the WRONG WORLD YOU'R NOT FINDING THE DARK FOUNTAIN
@randomusername429
@randomusername429 4 жыл бұрын
Juice Demon is the character Betelgeuse (pronounced beetle juice), from the film Beetlejuice.
@goosle
@goosle 4 жыл бұрын
School: yeah make friends and stuff! Also school: 9:49
@ja_go_25
@ja_go_25 4 жыл бұрын
Feeling out of breath on a plane from Wuhan... yoooooo
@hollyanderson2494
@hollyanderson2494 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that... 👀
@codarenken9692
@codarenken9692 4 жыл бұрын
i died when they called the beetle juice costume juice demon and he didn't know the character so he pulled up a photo of the person beetle juice and not the character
@sebastianwasiak6677
@sebastianwasiak6677 5 жыл бұрын
4:30 That were fully grown lion females XDDD
@williamgallop9425
@williamgallop9425 4 жыл бұрын
An old people's home had only plastic plants. On every jar was a note "Do not water this plastic plant". Still some oldies did just that. Start growing own chili in jar.
@hiraeth_neevous
@hiraeth_neevous 5 жыл бұрын
Juice demon: 👈😎👈 My mind: *immediately bursts into song* Me: I need to not with these things.
@ann-louisepersson733
@ann-louisepersson733 3 жыл бұрын
the auto subtitles made face palm,,, face farm 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
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