r/Pettyrevenge I Made My Bully Cry!

[@rSlash]

DId you get bullied in school? Weirdly, I was kind of a nerd in school (played lots of video games and D&D) but I never got bullied.

[@Karen-kl7yc]

STOP TEACHING MY KIDS TO BE SPOILT BRATS I'M LEAVING A 1 STAR REVIEW I KNOW YOUR MANAGER I CAN GET YOU FIRED

[@ets69]

H

[@docbeaks1752]

H

[@mistythecat3050]

Even Karen is early!

[@sugarloaf9174]

i am groot

[@skytrembles6792]

I’m so proud of rSlash. That “do it” effect was perfect

[@sharaminesimms6038]

Lol, right! That was amazing. Loved it

[@josephware8537]

@Oreo Snake Here is some more.

[@Josh_the_jester]

Part of me was expecting Lord Palpatine to pop out of the background

[@kai71171]

Yes

[@alexesmoon]

Yas!

[@Karen-tx1bu]

Not only was the animal biscuits disgusting to her, she wanted to intentionally eat them all even thought they tasted disgusting to her just so OP wouldn’t have any? Wooow.

[@RGD-wi3oj]

For once I agree with u karen, thank u

[@loka7783]

I'm an evil prick at times so I'd have waited a week and then reminded her of the animal crackers to inform her of what they really were. A week's time would give credence to my claim there was never any intent to harm her and she'd suffered no ill effects. Plus then she might learn not to touch my stuff.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

Just what I was saying. It’s not the food, it’s about pissing off OP

[@maru93-c1x]

Bully: **bullies people** Victim: **seeks for adult guidance** Adult: I'ma just ignore that Victim: **fights back** Adult: Stop right there you criminal pest

[@PapaBearIsHere]

tbh I wouldve went with "Stop right there criminal scum"

[@samael4522]

Its true

[@ashkatt3389]

Victim: IMMA BAD BINCH YOu CANT CATCH ME

[@notsofreeexp9199]

Freeze! *you have violated the law!*

[@wizdumb5392]

@@PapaBearIsHere people would have probably said "unoriginal comment smh" or "you copied my comment"

[@kellyrayburn4093]

1st story: When he didn't answer my texts about coming home to open his door to let my cat out, I would have texted him. "You have 10 minutes to respond. If you don't I'm breaking the door down to get my cat. Your call." And then if he didn't respond, I would have done it; by main force if necessary.

[@KnittingGirl28]

Same, cats are way more important then shitty roomies. If they dont answer the door is coming down 😾👊👊👊

[@skitten4671]

yeah

[@lotuslady9821]

That was my immediate thought. If it was my cat I would have put my foot through that door out of pure rage and love for my cats.

[@msredux]

I know right? Wait hours to ger your cat back? No way, I would have kick that door now

[@AJDaniels5298]

Yeah, if he didn't text back in 10 minutes, I'd be at his door, banging on it like a madman and screaming for the return of my children. Let him try it with Creeper, though. She's a tiny calico buzzsaw who would 100% try to gouge out his eyes and eat them. Little savage.

[@Heavenly_Father]

Most Schools: STOP BULLYING Kid gets bullied School: I'll pretend I didn't see that. Kid fights back School: O_O

[@TheReal_N-I-F-F]

nah it's more like: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[@x-treme_gamer]

That is extremely accurate

[@lonelyanimation9303]

this is why most kids take there fights outside

[@enigmaperson4636]

This is why I hate school

[@soupisamyth]

Dylan Davis that’s the American school system in a nutshell

[@samgreen8007]

The first one had my blood boiling. In a cat owner, so hearing the revenge was SO satisfying.

[@13feralcats]

Right? My kitty is my life. I'd lose my mind and then my shit on that roommate.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

That echo whisper effect of “do it” scared the hell out of me 😂

[@frigidcowboy1109]

lol

[@spaghetticonsumer8703]

Lol

[@SuperSonicAndrew]

Bully: *hits kid* Teacher: *actually punishes bully* Kid: I was not expecting that

[@Goldenrod6901]

Bully: *hits kid* Kid: *hits bully* Teacher logic: *you're both punished*

[@dracko158]

@@Goldenrod6901 Teacher probably: *"iT dOeSn'T mAtTeR wHo sTaRtEd iT!!!"* Yes, it DOES matter.

[@mothtransman]

you NEVER mess with someone’s cat- especially if they’re fat. you KNOW that lil kitty is their baby. they’re going to screw. you. over.

[@censorduck]

I'm fairly certain the roommate was lucky to get out of that with his life.

[@kingofcalories]

Mate I'll kick you in the testes don't try to sound tough. I have to wear leather gloves to stroke my cat because I've seen her scratch the eye of a child.

[@penguin7554]

Bruh that roommate was SUPER LUCKY. Like if it was MY I would’ve literally killed that roommate SLOWLY and I’m not even joking right now.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@kingofcalories The kid probably deserved it. cats don't like to be bothered sometimes and humans need to respect that. Do research before getting a cat and learn respect and personal space.

[@trappersshadow9751]

If it was me I would have reported him to the police for animal abuse and theft if not break in the door to get my cat

[@Jennifer-jt9cb]

MIL: _"Those treats were so nasty I had to use an entire can of cake icing."_ ...silence... Me Thinking: _"Ok, where can I find a rabbit, and how much does a bag of raisins cost?"_

[@bryanwyrick8323]

King Evans the rabbit crap would look like raisins so he would fill a bag with rabbit crap

[@gigachadmagnus3648]

BRO U CAN BARROW MY RABBIT

[@chaosreaver3597]

Jennifer, I like the evil that lurks in your brain, but let's not be friends. Would being an ally be acceptable?

[@dhi_holo9341]

"...where no revenge is too small. The next post is from small potato" There's no way that wasn't planned to be funny, right?

[@ms.therapie163]

You need more than 2 likes.. I didn't notice that-- 🤣🤣🤣 . /\__/\ ( ≧∇≦) have a star as a prize c つ🌟

[@_cybermoth]

Thought the same

[@zhipeizhou5582]

🤔

[@Lofi.kitten.baby2.0]

Was about to comment that too🤣🤣

[@Plague_and_class]

I thought the same thing, but didn't comment it because somebody would nag, saying "tHaTs uNoRiGiNaL" "yOu cOpPiEd mE" or "tHaTs cOpPiEd"

[@ssamerica3062]

8:11 I've seen this before. It was probably banana or vanilla pudding she put in the jar to make it look like she ate mayonnaise. Streight mayo tho is a pretty un-fun laxative considering all the raw eggs and oils so even if you could stomach the taste it wouldn't be a fun experience in general.

[@doll_dress_swap12]

So that lady is either a disgusting idiot or a genius prankster. 😆

[@akashsandhu2931]

Bully bullies Parents: aww kids Kid fights back Parents: This is an avenger level threat

[@normalguyhere9158]

Ikr its like hitting them is a cardinal sin

[@NobleS1236]

Eh. It's usually the teachers that are like that.

[@Jayhjl]

When I was bullied no teachers would care at all but when I hit the bully, the teachers yelled at me for hitting the bully

[@NobleS1236]

@@Jayhjl yeah. Same thing happened to me except it was at summer camp.

[@Pinkerton963]

no... the entire marvel universe and Dc universe level threat...

[@catefalam4793]

Bully: *bullies random kid* School: imma just pretend i havent seen anything kid getting bullied: *fights back* School: stop! U have violated the law

[@user-pm5mw8zs8s]

I love the echo effect when u said "do it"

[@elizabethw7756]

Rslash is the best when it comes to effects for his videos

[@TraceyJeanne]

SAME

[@TraceyJeanne]

Elizabeth W • what effects ? I have watched literally every single Rslash video in existence and he hasn’t really done effects

[@elizabethw7756]

Like when he yells across the room and stuff like that. He's not just reading it

[@nightmaresfrightmares7961]

Luci from Disenchantment!

[@NoviaVoid5]

Story 3 My dad did a similar thing once. About 14 years ago, my mums auntie bought some dog chocolates in a jar for the family dog. Later on the dog chocolates went missing and turns out my dad had eaten them. When my mum said you're just eaten the dogs chocolates, my dad said "I didn't think they tasted right".

[@boldanabrasevic3020]

My sister has eaten those knowing they are dog chocolates. I don't get her.

[@user-wj5cx2zp7v]

"... lukewarm mayonnaise kept in a desk drawer." Um, yeah, that's how you get food poisoning. Cast iron guts, I assume.

[@justinewilson463]

That story made me dry heave 🤢

[@_Fizel_]

But when you buy mayo at the store, it isn't refrigerated. So isn't it stabilized? I mean I always put mine in the fridge but still.

[@justinewilson463]

@@_Fizel_ you have to refrigerate mayo after you open because it's made with eggs, once the seal is broken you can become sick from mayo if it's not refrigerated

[@_Fizel_]

@@justinewilson463 Oh that makes more sense now. I've just never understood why things are sold so oddly.

[@vgamesx1]

@@_Fizel_ Refrigerated items like condiments or pickles can be sold warm because they have an airtight seal preventing exposure to anything harmful, that plus the reason of you not knowing who has done what to the item is why they often write things such as "Do not purchase if seal is broken" and finally, the obvious reason to sell things like this is because it's cheaper to ship and stock on shelves if you don't need to keep it cold.

[@brickmastere5535]

6:37 I love it when he does little random effects that make the stories much more lively

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

"Who would eat cake frosting from a tub?" *Me, eating cherry icing with a spoon:* "Yeah, I know, so weird..."

[@girlyendergirl1705]

R/slash: " Cat urine is extremely hard to clean out..." Me ( an on the verge crazy cat lady): " No, R/slash, Cat urine is impossible to clean out. I can't tell you how many stuffed animals my family has thrown out over nervous sent marks."

[@SonjaTheJinx]

Enzyme cleaners should work.

[@tarantula183]

It's actually super easy. Vinegar will take care of it.

[@rebeccalieberman1881]

You're able to get it out if you do it right but you can literally cross contaminate stuff if you wash them together

[@GOGOSLIFE]

As a cat lady of 6(lost one in May) I can tell you that Walmart has a product called 'OUT'. It works awesome! Hairballs, pees, and pukes are cleaned like new. It takes pukes from colorful foods and removes it from carpet completely. It's a great product.

[@weotu]

I had one accidentally get trapped in my walk in closet while at work. She kindly used a pile of dirty clothes instead of my carpet pad but the clothes were unsalvageable where it had dried

[@user-be7un7sp5q]

"hey dawg can I have some mayonnaise?" "only a spoonfulc *the Co worker then pulls out a comicly large spoon*

[@Randomguyonthe_internet]

Here's a funny story When my uncle was at college his roommates would always take his food without his permission but he didn't know which one it was So he decided to bake a muffin and maybe add just about 500 ml of hot sauce into it and nonetheless let's just say it never happened again

[@girlyendergirl1705]

omg lol! My mom had a similar situation but when the roommate was caught she actually told her " What are you going to do about it?" so my mom then proceeded to bake a batch of the Roommate's favorite kind of cookies but put *HALF A CONTAINER OF POWDERED LAXITIVE* in the batter. Well she told her roommate that they were for an event and to not touch them and low and behold in the morning the entire plate was clean. Later, when her roommate came back from her job she started screaming at my mom, it turns out she soiled her pants because she couldn't get out of a meeting fast enough to get to the bathroom and when she asked my mom what she had to say for herself my mom just replied " What are you going to do about it."

[@Randomguyonthe_internet]

@@girlyendergirl1705 god dammit I wish my uncle had used taco Bell

[@girlyendergirl1705]

@@Randomguyonthe_internet Lol from experience the burrito supreme, beefy five layer, and a been burrito for good measure would have done the trick!🤣

[@Randomguyonthe_internet]

@MAMAOU 4Life I don't have reddit so I was hoping someone else could post it

[@dog958]

how the heck did you hide that IN A MUFFIN

[@nazodreemur8284]

Cat urine smell? Here's worse, I sleep, wake up with a lot of kitten slept in my hoodie. And I stucc there until their mother came.

[@etherestic9729]

omgggg that so adorable thoo

[@1971niloy]

@@etherestic9729 but cats smell really bad if not bathed every 15 hours

[@bluephoeenix]

@@1971niloy, no they don't.

[@yasi420]

@@1971niloy what? You don't have to bath cats they clean themselves

[@nazodreemur8284]

@@1971niloy bruh they love water and they were wet when sleeping on me

[@lazykobold1665]

Yes, I indeed got bullied considering that I was very small for my age (I’m the runt of my cousins), one time in elementary school I was playing a great game of bouncing a kickball against the wall and these older larger boys came to me and asked to play with my ball, and being a small kid and also super nice I decided to give them the ball, unfortunately I’m dumb and thought that I could get it back and when I asked if I could get it back they said “no” after a while I really wanted my ball back and when I asked them they still told me no, I was fed up and decided to just take it back since I had it first and they where just borrowing it so I ran up and snatched the ball and ran but I wasn’t fast and so I did the only thing I could do against a bunch of mean big kids, I fell to the ground curled around the ball, and those boys stared to kick me to get the ball out of my grip, a teacher saw this happening and asked “what’s going on?” And one of the boys said “he took our ball” all I remember after that was going to the principals office and those boys got in major trouble for what they did. Thanks for listening to my story

[@middysart]

I have a bad habit of letting people walk all over me, but if you mess with my cat? You have lost the right to your kneecaps

[@roxannehartrich4250]

Same.

[@dracko158]

Sister: *Gets OP in trouble* OP: *"So, you have chosen, death."*

[@theunfortunateone7488]

Sister: sO yOu’D gEt In *trouble*

[@dhshahahshhwhw1550]

lol very true

[@dhshahahshhwhw1550]

@@theunfortunateone7488 Ya lol

[@theunfortunateone7488]

Dhshaha Hshhwhw oh nuuuuuuuuu *TROUBLE*

[@frigidcowboy1109]

lol

[@BiggerinRealLife]

I’m pregnant, and that mayonnaise story made me throw up.

[@thealchemist2772]

rSlash: ""Welcome to r/PettyRevenge, where no revenge is to small" also rSlash: "Next post is from *S M A L L P O T A T O*"

[@garbagebageater]

Lol

[@TheMilkshakeMarxist]

Demon: *"Dew it"* Angel: *"FUCKIN DO IT!"*

[@raven7835]

nah nah nah if someone touches my cat theyd be dead

[@lonelyanimation9303]

*proceeds to touch cat*

[@szpadelexe4395]

Omae wa mou,Shindeiru

[@ms.therapie163]

@@szpadelexe4395 kimi wa dekinai ✌😌

[@ms.therapie163]

@@lonelyanimation9303 *steals cat from them*

[@lonelyanimation9303]

@@ms.therapie163 *proceeds to call police and puts on best crippled voice*

[@codyjohnson6427]

That one teacher is the GOAT. That's the definition of the a pro gamer move

[@lonelyanimation9303]

Wait did this guy just ignore somebody pleading for there cat and this dude ignored em

[@AmazingAutist]

Surprised she didn't break down his door

[@Nekulturny]

@@AmazingAutist I would have. My cats are my kids, mess with them, you have til the time it takes me to get my shotgun out of my closet to run. Especially my fat one, parents aren't supposed to have favorites, but I do.

[@KnittingGirl28]

@@Nekulturny Same here, my two gals are my kids, even if they are feiline. I WILL go to war with anyone for them.

[@youraveragemexorican]

*i’ll go to war with anyone over any animal, i love animals, like, you mess with them, you have earned my un-ending and unfathomable hatred for the rest of your years until you burn in the endless abyss of heel shrieking in agony and regretting your choices, only to realize, no matte how much you hope, you will NEVER get a second chance*

[@lonelyanimation9303]

Alright here's the plan of action we form a close bond with this guy and pretend as if he was our best friend then when I see him on his death bed I will remember that time he took my cat into the closet and take his life into a closet only it won't be seeing light because I would have pulled the plug

[@Er3ctilereptile]

My middle school bully was dragged to my front door by her grandmother, and her grandmother made me tell her what happened. I left out the worst detail, but her grandmother SLAPPED HER on my porch and apologized. After I closed the door, my mom and I just died laughing. She never harassed me again.

[@thepaperempire7954]

I don't see the fun in making someone else's life shit. But some people do, and I'm dead curious to hear what makes them bully others.

[@buyrcsp2]

@Carl Marchiano or emotional abuse from the bully parent

[@kittenmimi5326]

@Carl Marchiano only some. Some others are straight up assholes

[@buyrcsp2]

@some depressed emo 69 yeah.

[@chronogamer2930]

Sometimes it funny to do but they are lines you don't cry

[@deinogreenstreet8631]

@some depressed emo 69 I'm curios why you say that people with ADHD or autism might bully someone?

[@devynbracken2989]

The whispered, echoing "Do It" was such a nice touch

[@bruhentertainmentstudios2922]

Bully: *_Makes OP cry_* OP: Imma end this man's entire career

[@kai71171]

yes yes yes

[@CarlDeer]

12:00 - that's how a teacher in my school used to do things too. Punishment doesn't always work. But if you shame someone, they remember that feeling and they are less prone to acting out again.

[@justben4314]

Bully: **beats me** Me who reads reddit 24/7: imma end this man's while career

[@panaddict3448]

Fr

[@michealafton726]

Lol

[@velvetthunder7725]

Alright. I’m a 13 year old nerd. Like HUGE nerd. I get straights A’s and love computers and aeroplanes and basically anything technological. However, I’m a 5 foot 10 kid, so nobody really messes with me. I’m not one of those tall lanky people, I’m a solidly built A team prop for my school that is pretty good at rugby. So, whenever some of my friends gets bullied, I just stand over the bully and they shit their pants and run off. However, most of my friends know that I won’t hurt anyone, not even a fly, so they just start laughing. There is this one dumb kid in my class who goes around bullying everyone. We used to be friends, but when I went to a different primary school, we grew apart. When we went to the same school later on, I realised what an idiot he was. His mother is then deputy headteacher of my school, and all the teachers give him special treatment. The mum is not entitled and tries to make sure that she is treated evenly, but he wasn’t. Anyway, he would steal people’s things and hide them, and never give them back. They aren’t that important things, but it can get annoying. He does things like take the pens out of pencil case and chuck the pencil case out into a stinking trash bin. He would then leave the guy he had bullied to round up all of their pens and put them in their bag all lose. I go to a school that makes you have lots of things like calculators, glue, coddles, lots of different pens and pencils and some other stuff. Anyway, one day he took my pencil case and locked it in his locker. However, everything, including my (expensive) calculator. I went to go get it out. I saw the his locker was locked by a padlock. His padlock was pretty weak and was not that sturdy. It probably cost around £5. I went to the locker, and opened the locker with such force that the padlock broke. I took back my pencil case and he hasn’t bothered anyone since. He is also failing most classes, and that’s something that no one can fix.

[@kingofcalories]

I've eaten dog treats they actually taste nice so call me Shaggy and him Scooby cuz om nom nom

[@shroomy7054]

My friend actualy has a dog and tried dog food and he liked it to im pretty sure he onky told me and somebody else

[@monedameow]

My nephew once tried to eat them as cereal after watching it somewhere on TV, I gagged all the time he took a spoon at his mouth. He didn't finished it though.

[@dhshahahshhwhw1550]

Me too Lol

[@kingofcalories]

Damn guys I'll make vid of me eating one on my channel so sub and put notes on and once you watch the vid unsubscribe if you want

[@dhshahahshhwhw1550]

@@kingofcalories ok

[@Moosh_]

If someone steals your snacks here’s the best way to make them stop Step 1: Get a bag of nacho cheese Doritos and the flaming hot Doritos (they look very simmalar) Step 2: open the bag of nacho cheese Doritos from the bottom and it doesn’t matter where you open the spicy Doritos Step 3: take the nacho cheese Doritos out of the bag and put the spicy ones in (optional: put some cayenne pepper or any other fine spicy powder in hold the bag close and shake it) Step 4: seal the bag you now have a bag that looks like a nice tasty snack for the bully but after they have one they won’t be so rude anymore in fact they’ll most likely be trying to find something to drink out of. (If they drink from your water bottle tell them you have herpes or some other thing you can get from something like that) Needless to say this is one of the best because I have never met someone who does not like Doritos (and chances are your bully does to) and even if your bully likes spice this will catch them off guard I can say from experience I could barley eat them on their own I had to eat them on pizza (Doritos and pizza taste good together) and I love spicy food and eat it whenever there is an option to on a menu or at my house.

[@sarahgreiner2694]

FYI - the teacher's name is not pronounced "greener" it's a long "I" sound because it's a German name.

[@McBehrer]

The rule is, "when i and e are together, the second one says its name." ie is E. (Schnieders) ei is I (Einstein)

[@lea6385]

@@McBehrer I was so confused as I read your comment because I always thought it was in reverse but then I remembered to pronounce the letters in english and not my native language and it finally made sence😅

[@insertchannelname6875]

McBehrer it’s German, I am German but I don’t speak any, is that the rule?

[@TraceyJeanne]

He’s pronouncing it like ‘gray-ner’ & in America that’s how we pronounce ‘ei’ names

[@AmazingAutist]

@@McBehrer It's... not Sch-nEYE-der?

[@oliviaksiag6163]

If someone locked up one of my dogs like that, they would be lucky if I didn’t either break down their door or get arrested for manslaughter after I shatter their skull against their own bed frame. I’m pretty happy OP had more self control than I do, I can’t imagine someone randomly hiding another guy’s cat, because that is a living animal and not just some inanimate object you could hide away.

[@SlinkyDragon]

I feel like if you're eating an entire box of dog biscuits with an entire can of cake frosting in one sitting you may have an eating disorder...

[@Boredchinchilla]

SlinkyDragon She seems to be eating his snacks just to piss him off, but who they hell eats a whole thing of frosting in one sitting? Even if you ignore the amount of calories and sugar that an entire can of frosting has (my stomach hurts just thinking about eating that much frosting), most people don’t just keep frosting around their house, so it was probably purchased to make a cake for some upcoming event. she would have eaten it and nobody would have known until they went to make the cake. What a douchecanoe...

[@xKCxDreamer]

😂😂 you know you're pissed when even the little angle tells you to do something terrible

[@wildtamer4461]

damn, so early rSlash hasn't even pinned a comment yet

[@nelledockrell4691]

Well it's here now 😅

[@lonelyanimation9303]

*Is this ultra instinct?*

[@obsessivecatdisordersquad7577]

The one where the crazy person eats there the other person's food she should have bought chocolate-covered crickets and caterpillars

[@hyperlogan3406]

1:44 if that was my cat, then the roommate would be buying a new door.

[@xBluegamerx]

Depending on the dog treat they can be pretty similar to human snacks, there's types of dog biscuits that are pretty much just super hard wheat thins. Or so i hear.

[@ThatRPGuywithtoomanyOCs]

There are a lot of places springing up in cities with "gourmet" dog treats made like human food but with dog safe ingredients. I tried a few because I had nothing better to do, and they were passable. Not good, but edible and what I'd expect from label-free candy.

[@owltakizawa]

i once heard that dog treats/food has to also be safe for human consumption to some extent but idk how true that is.

[@xBluegamerx]

@@owltakizawa Both dog and cat food are safe for human consumption, it's something i've brought up in zombie apocalypse scenario's a lot of people will bypass that food not realizing humans can survive off of it.

[@Boredchinchilla]

They make sweet potato dog treats that are not bad tasting- they are literally just dried sweet potato slices.

[@Josh_the_jester]

6:45 and then Palpatine materializes in front of OP and goes "dew it."

[@AdamnReece]

"Welcome to r/pettyrevenge where no revenge is to small OUR NEXT REDDIT POST IS FROM SMALL POTATO"

[@isaacmchale8832]

I loved the "Do it..." echo effect. Still laughing!

[@angelofdusk13]

I really like what the teacher did--she technically did a nice thing, but managed to get through to OP. From what OP said at the beginning of their post, I think their music teacher really did get through to them.

[@arenburns9032]

As someone who was bullied for years by my narcissistic younger (and only) brother and still somewhat do as an adult, I absolutely LOVE when people get revenge on their bullies

[@williamdelbourgo3940]

Cat urine smells bad that is on imagine having 5

[@lillymondragon9310]

Lol, when you said "that is disgusting " it made me laugh harder lol. That lady is gross.

[@stormwright8300]

One time, my dad and I were at his friend's house hanging out. He goes to her kitchen and he finds a box of peanut butter cookies on top of her fridge. He just starts eating these cookies, like a quarter of the box at least. He comes back in thee room and says "These cookies are really good. Where did you get them?" She goes "Those are dog treats. Why did you eat so many?"

[@Niskara]

To be fair, my grandparents got cookies like those for their dog. I ate some. They weren't bad

[@the84corvette25]

2:52 YES IT DOES, I have two cats so you can imagine how many times I clean it

[@QUEENOBSCURE]

OMG! MEMORIES! I EAT A DOG COOKE BY MISTAKE TOO! We were at a pet store, ages ago. When they all use to be mails. I was 6. I was just wondering about the pet shop, being good enough. As my mom was looking for some stuff for our dogs. I then saw tons of food bins, that all looked to be filled with sweet treats. That normally seen at human food stores. The kind that are in glass cases, and you have one of those huge spoons, to spoon it out into a bag. Well, maybe this little sense of entitlement on my part. But in the past at our local stores, my mom always let me pull out some sweets or cookies from these bins. Allowing me to eat them around the store, it wasn't like we were stealing she always paid. And you know. It kept me good and behaved. HELL AM 32 and she still lets me (she's the one with wallet) She joins me. But we are faithful buyers in the store, for at least 30 years now. So we earned the trust. Anywho, I saw this huge heart like a cookie, which really was a dog treat. I thought it was a sugar cookie for a human. And I was all "..Mommy will not mind, I will just tell her, I eat one and we will be charged accordingly." OMG, when I bite into it I realized I made a huge mistake. I spit it, out and calmly put back in the bin, my shame was great. I told her right off. And you know somewhere that was caught on some security cam, I wonder if it still exists, I would love to see all emotions my face went through in under a second. XD!

[@gingervikingjesus2351]

Roflmao I've watched my uncle chomp chunks off of dog treats JUST to gross out HIS kids.. MUCH to my sisters & I's absolutely hysterical laughter!!!🤣🤣🤣 He'll do it to this DAY!!

[@CummyWummy]

I have 2 cats and 1 of them peed all over our basement carpet multiple times it smelled so bad 🤢 but we have a spray and it worked! ✅

[@thedoge_central1095]

Good for you

[@dannybadillo4635]

What's the spray called

[@drwboy07]

Urine out I believe, it's like an enzyme spray deodorizer. Unless it's a diffrent spray they used that's just the one I used and it worked.

[@dannybadillo4635]

@@drwboy07 thank you

[@Boredchinchilla]

Danny Badillo Nature’s Miracle is another brand of enzyme cleaner. It’s amazing. I’ve used it for pee, poop and vomit from animals and toddlers, and it erases those and eliminates animals coming back to mark a previously peed on spot. I even used it on my couch when a ferret dragged several potatoes out of the kitchen and hid them in a seldom used loveseat; potatoes smell like a rotting corpse when they go bad, and I was about to toss the whole chair when I tried the Natures Miracle and got rid of the gross smell for good.

[@softpinkbunny_shop]

The "do it" has me dying

[@tombnomb2938]

"no revenge is too small. Anyway on with a story from 'SMALL potato' ." bruh i think 'small potato'got screwed over

[@oracleofdelphi4533]

You can't know how much I LOVE the teacher who made the kid of the month.

[@atree7509]

A tree bullied me but got cut down soo, revenge

[@Karen-kl7yc]

How rude

[@speedwagon5127]

Karen I eat Karen’s.i like them with a bit of salt and pepper.

[@WhoRUTalkingAbout]

@@speedwagon5127 get more petty revenge

[@ms.therapie163]

. /\__/\ ( ╥w╥) amazing ( っc )

[@ms.therapie163]

@@Karen-kl7yc /\__/\ your breath is breathing ( òwó) out of your nose, Karen ( っ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

[@theavatarofinsanity]

"Kids can be straight up evil!" *flashbacks* You have no idea how right you are!

[@nerfshooter4216]

rSlash: "I've never tasted dog biscuits" Me: *Thinks about the time one of my classmates ate a dog treat to "taste" it*" Hmmm"

[@chaosreaver3597]

My sister is a vegetarian, doesn't eat anything meat related or meat flavoured. Except when, her dog which she adores, won't eat dog treats unless my sister take a small bite and smugly goes "so good", at which point the dog snatches it like it was cocaine.

[@lexajonsdottir]

"Do it do it do it..." Had me rollin

[@ski_skye8341]

I love your videos!. I love your podcast of Spotify! (I play it every time I play animal crossing lol)

[@helpmyhouseonfire1405]

HE HAS A SPOTIFY PODCAST?!

[@darkestpowerr9733]

Same

[@theangrygermanlad1328]

What’s the name of it

[@B4bySquid]

Name?????

[@trevorjosey893]

I love the face palm

[@frosted_glaceon5513]

That's a good mamma right there. Bullying should never be tolerated.

[@quinnkiefer6129]

A couple of years ago I had a cat who loved me so much that she faked dying when I was gone for three days, she was definitely my cat because she was petty as f*ck , anyways my neighbors tried to take her away from me because she was 3 pounds overweight by calling animal control and when they came my cat hid and went to the neighbor's house and effing pissed on every type of furniture that would absorb it, her bladder was gigantic, and ran away from the neighbor's house and into my backyard to hide when animal control left I looked for my cat and heard a blood curdling from the neighbors and less than a minute later they had stormed over into my yard and did the whole you did this rant. I told them to leave my property and if they didn't I would have to get a restraining order on them for my cat, my two other cats and me. After that they tried to stab me with a pitchfork and I pepper sprayed them so long that I used my can of pepper spray and my backup . The neighbors tried to attack me again when I saw my cat walk into the neighbors open door and go up the stairs. When the neighbors saw me looking at their house they ran blindly towards it, and then I saw it and had known what my cat had done, she was on top of the door. She had gone up the stairs went out the window and on the door. When the neighbors started going through the door she shit and vomit and pissed on them at the same time somehow. But wait it gets better while my cat was in the house she had vomited on the inside of one of their pillowcases. Later that week they tried to sue me so I countersued for attempted murder, animal endangerment, assault, and breaking and entering. They blew 45,000 dollars on 6 lawyers and still lost they were sentenced to 40 years of prison per person who was involved, 6 people, anyways this is the story of how my beloved slightly overweight cat saved me and ruined my neighbors lives. R.i.p Kirby. Also yes this did really happen and my cat lived until 21 and known as the trifecta of karma. But In actuality she became an acrobatic show cat who i have not stopped loving even today 3 years later.

[@DevonMopiedmont1143]

I find it funny that ill be rewatching videos and feel like it's a new video then one story will randomly stand out and I'm like hey i know this one that was hilarious.

[@AJonYT]

When I was like 6 I wanted to have a snack before bed and my mom made me cereal n when I ate it, it turns out to be dog pellets. My mom kept the dog pellets in a jar next to our Coco pops in a jar and she picked the wrong jar😂

[@pearldragon6508]

rSlash's vocal reactions to the meat-crackers with a can of frosting were not only hilarious to hear, they mirror-mimicked my own 'blech' shudders lol **BLU-U-U-ECH!!**

[@bigsadge747]

I literally was like teased by a dude so one time I had enough and just punched him to the next dimension. Best thing was I wasn’t caught

[@moomoobear3064]

I was doing work and listening to this then I heard the "do it" and almost shat my pants lol

[@brinegamersproductionsmedia]

Me: ooh! 16 comments! Can I see them? KZbin: NOPE

[@KonkeyDong616]

Ha ha can't see comments ha ha funny

[@maylan7778]

SuperMarioLord has been a good Mario

[@snowvanity8216]

"Do it.. do it.. do it...." "EFFING DO IT!" XD

[@meghanmckenzie5273]

When we were kids my sibling and I would dare each other to eat one of those variety milkbones. The green ones had the most flavor.

[@susansusan6612]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!! My exe's dad ate an entire bag of those "Beggin Strips", he thought they were funny tasting beef jerky strips...

[@danielfitzgerald3480]

Imagine being early This post was made by very late gang

[@Ahrpigi]

Second story with the bullies wasn't petty, it was perfectly appropriate.

[@RETRO-DEV]

Hello fellow rslash stalkers 🙃

[@maylan7778]

I’m scared

[@RETRO-DEV]

@@maylan7778 maybe you should be...

[@TheArmyWife]

You slacker

[@maylan7778]

I’m nit

[@shayziekaizie]

My sister’s late cat Rusty was someone who had issues with using the litter box. Being an older cat, he would miss the litter box and pee in certain spots due to his bladder failing him (and he was diabetic). Once he was gone, we have been cleaning out some areas where he urinated and some parts still reeked of cat pee. I still miss the old gremlin, though. He was very cuddly and loved attention. RIP Rusty

[@snowscorvids186]

Man, that whisper had me laughing 😂

[@owenhelser9177]

Wooden spoon? It’s was commonplace in my house 6 years ago! 🤣😵

[@moishroom1211]

The other day I was going through a real bad weed trip, but listening to your videos and trying (but failing due to how wrecked I was) to focus on your voice and the stories really carried me through it. You made a scary moment not nearly as bad, thank you man :)

[@HuskerUnknown]

"...where no revenge it too small. Our next Reddit post is by SmallPotato." IM SORRY THIS KILLED ME LMAO

[@storyteller8772]

When the Angel says Fucking do it. LMFAO

[@Zorgdub]

That music teacher story is one of the best school stories I've ever heard.

[@sweetbeanpaste6987]

I laughed so hard at 6:34 . Did not see that one coming

[@Hannah-k8m]

“Cat pee is really hard to clean” Nervously glances down at cat on my lap

[@-Mars_Bar-]

Schools do nothing about bullying. I once told my best friend that I had depression. He started to make fun of me for it. I told the principal, and suddenly it’s my fault because I told my friend, WHO IVE KNOW SINCE SECOND GRADE, to much info, and I should have waited till I could trust him. Sure school. Sure.

[@sailorstar3148]

{Quakepøp} both the principal and your so called “friend” are idiots hope your doing better and as for your “friend” he sucks and don’t deserve to be your friend

[@-Mars_Bar-]

Sailor Star he did apologize and realize his actions were wrong. We’re still friends, but he treats me better now. Thank you for your concern

[@sailorstar3148]

{Quakepøp} it’s good that he apologize I’m sorry you gone through that

[@greninjastorm6734]

My grandma once told me that she once had dog chocolate by accident. She was going for human chocolate, but grabbed the dog chocolate instead

[@TheArmyWife]

Hope she didn’t give dog the other one

[@LadyLeomon]

The one with dog “cookies” was pretty funny ... but OP duuude you stopped before telling us her reaction! It’s only half a revenge story without the target’s reaction! 😂😂😂

[@diefusion8558]

Mother-in-law: Eugh, these are DISGUSTING! Also Mother-in-law: *Keeps eating disgusting food*

[@localsatanist]

”im a girl, and when i was in highschool I would walk home...” heartrate: *increases*

[@gaviitamiiwiratma4831]

The story about the "snack" that was actually dog treats... That one seriously got me!!! Even I can't down a whole can of cake frosting and believe me, I LOVE sweet snacks.... Damn!!!!

[@LittleSparklingStars]

13:30 parents always think their littlest baby angel would never lie.

[@insecdroid]

That music teacher, I had to actually applaud that petty revenge.