r/IDontWorkHereLady - Karen Uses "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" to Threaten Staff! Regrets It lol

[@firefly4f4]

First story: Passenger: DO YOUR JOB! Visa officer: OK, I will. Your security clearance and visa is denied. Officer, please escort this man from the area. LOL, love it!

[@DaemonwarriorJulius]

Malicious compliance at its finest🤭

[@VoltaicNebulae]

That first guy may have been genuinely dangerous, but I honestly get the vibe he gets some sick pleasure out of ruining bathrooms and forcing lower employees to clean up his waste.

[@TheRealSpiderMew]

You are right on the money. That happened to me when I worked for video stores back in the day. Men and women both would do it. It's a power kink.

[@lancerevell5979]

I worked a few months in 1980 at a gas station. We gas-monkeys had to clean the restrooms. I worked midnight shift. I can tell you, women are far filthier than men! That restroom was disgusting every night. Sheesh, what must their home bathrooms look like!? 😮

[@helenbontje15]

I was raised "if you make a mess, you clean up the mess" . I have to agree this sounds like some sick SOB who does this as some kind of power trip.

[@gorilladisco9108]

He has a fetish and fantasizing OP wiping fecal matter (s* cough *t) gives him hard.

[@QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse]

It almost sounds like some kind of fetish

[@alantran4901]

Last Story: Considering how much you can get working at a foreign embassy consulate and how most government jobs required background check, you are never able to hold a position like that again. Also since you work at an embassy being polite is require to not anger foreign leaders.

[@Orxenhorf]

Trying to abuse power they don't actually have won't go over well.

[@StC-j5k]

If they cancel your security clearance you wont work in that sector again

[@silverflight01]

Story 3: I like a wholesome story. No Karens or anyone getting fired, just one dude embarrassing himself and then redeeming himself by helping a nice lady

[@greyrifterrellik5837]

Redeeming? You can't redeem someone that never needed redemption in the first place; embarassment isn't some unforgivable sin.

[@silverflight01]

@ K

[@trucrimebuff3753]

I agree with you!❤

[@jsbwolf4011]

​@greyrifterrellik5837 he was kind of a jerk. Then, felt embarrassed after being said jerk

[@robertbode2716]

He dragged the situation out for zero reason.

[@rneidermyer5266]

Story 2: He facepalmed because he has been through this before. Poor guy.

[@restionSerpentine]

"Do you know who I am?" "Did you forget again?"

[@lancerevell5979]

"Do you know who I am!?" Me: "I don't know or care, but I know WHAT you are!" 😂

[@csk24816]

This is the correct response to someone asking if you know them

[@frankrosenbaum3471]

Do you have identification with you? OR. Call out loud, I have someone here who doesn't know who he is. Does anyone recognize them?

[@longshucksgaming]

"This is not a game of who the fuck are you. I am lord Vader. Lord baren von vaderham? Lord Vader of cheem?"

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

"Madam, as to your identity, I must confess to both complete ignorance and total apathy."

[@chrissimmons9743]

Story 2 Props to the guy for being willing to kick butt when a situation calls for it, but also being able to let his SO know when some of their marbles have given up and/or gone AWOL on them.

[@Amehana]

As a metalhead... I like flowers... My best friend's entire metalhead family likes flowers. Cute things too. The festival guy really stepped in it that time. Eek.

[@phoenix402]

there's nothing more metal than being wholesome :)

[@ZirayaAlex]

That part did make me cringe a little. You can love metal, be a metalhead and still enjoy flowers. I know lots who do.

[@Hinatachan360]

Maybe his reason for not liking flowers is his color blindness?

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@Hinatachan360 I believe it. Flowers are colourful for a reason and we can't see with our own eyes why it's so.

[@Hakitosama]

@@Hinatachan360 even so, op was rude :( he could just have answer "I'm not a flower guy/girl" and be done with it. I hope they apologised

[@suzannemullins1114]

Story 1: guy thought he could distract a VISA AGENT for nefarious reasons

[@lancerevell5979]

He played the old "FAFO" game and lost, bigtime! 😅

[@keesmills2019]

Pretty sure that guy has a big old fetish on controlling others

[@gabrielabatista6016]

Yeah, either he wanted the agent to get away from the counter for some reason, or he had some weird kink.

[@Dragongamz1]

Story 2: Her boyfriend certainly has his head on his shoulders. I wonder if he left her after that

[@condorboss3339]

From the moment he tried to argue with her, I wondered if he was going to break up with her. From the wording, it sounded like this wasn't his first experience with her going Karen.

[@elmasterdezoologia6641]

Most likely, since Karen's behavior indicates that this is NOT the first time she has done something similar; maybe the boyfriend finally had enough after one too many.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Given his apparent reaction, I'd be surprised if he didn't. He finally realized the hot mess she was.

[@pohjanakka4992]

I guess that was the girlfriend's power play in two ways: she could use the boyfriend to as her "attack dog" to "punish" somebody who hadn't obeyed her. Hopefully the guy realized she probably didn't exactly care about him except as a tool she could use.

[@5calambres]

He was willing to beat OP up if he was actually working there. In legal terms, walking up to someone while your gf yells to beat him up is assault. Everyone would be in fear of being battered so f this guy. He did a lot of stupid mistakes in the past for sure and at this moment he just realized that he is about to make another one.

[@hjt091]

I don't understand why people ask "don't you know who I am" when the answer is always, by the very fact they need to ask, "no"

[@debbiethomas2622]

Followed by: a) Do I look like I actually care or scared? b) And that makes you 'Special' why? And this one followed by: You think you're going to make my life difficult, you have no idea of what I can do!

[@thetherrannative]

Love the "lol" in the title. Truly captures the vibe of dealing with these nuts.

[@tmntfangirl4700]

First Story - Wow, just… wow. I give Major Kudos to OP for keeping their cool when dealing with entitled Aholes like that guy cause I wouldn’t have been as polite.

[@JadenYukifan28]

Entitled and obviously stupid since he assumed OP was a Cleaner.

[@grimm9464]

Story 4. I've seen something like this one. Years ago my dad owned a nice higher end steak house and lounge. When one night the mayor's receptionist came in with friend who worked in different other city managment offices did the same thing. But that night the mayor was there with family. Witnes the recptionist try to use their non-existent power to get free food and drink. All got fired for what they did.

[@FinnWolfston]

Does that woman in the second story thinks that if you work in one park then you work in all parks on earth? That's what I'm getting from her argument of "I saw you at the other park".

[@elmasterdezoologia6641]

Unfotunately, there ARE people like that in the world

[@fluidwolf]

That is an oddly common sentiment in a bunch of these stories. That working at one place means you work at every one of them or even other places. I recall a story where one person had someone go off on them because they were a server in a completely different restaurant and that somehow meant they were required to randomly serve people in every restaurant.

[@elmasterdezoologia6641]

@@fluidwolf Oh, I remember reading a similar story. Maybe it was even the same one

[@marcning918]

Been told while in uniform for my job that clearly showed I didn't work where I was that I was somehow responsible for them having a problem there and should fix it. Needless to say both my manager and the one there just looked confused when presented this idea.

[@davidhamm7909]

Not only that but they are at her beck and call 24 hours a day, whether they are getting paid or not.

[@tmntfangirl4700]

Story 3 - Now this was a good wholesome story. This story made me smile.

[@lancerevell5979]

OP came off initially as a total fool. Glad he redeemed himself. 😅

[@johnathansaegal3156]

Some guy telling the security agent to leave their post to go someplace out of sight in the security area of an airport gate section? To me that sounds somewhat fishy and yeah, have the police take him away!

[@haberjagames559]

As someone that used to work security nothing gives those entitled people a bigger blow when they say Do you know who I am then to be like nah mate are you supposed to be someone important?

[@Maninawig]

The flower story was adorable!

[@tmntfangirl4700]

Story 2 - Why do entitled people think that it’s a good idea to grab random strangers to get them to do what they want? I know a lot of people who don’t take kindly to being grabbed let alone touched, myself included.

[@nonbinarypickle]

Exactly, I used to be a professional self defense instructor. My first instinct when someone grabs or pushes me is to put some level of hurt on the person to keep them from doing anything more

[@tmntfangirl4700]

@ Awesome. I’m a 1st degree black belt in Taekwondo and I was taught how to defend myself if someone were to grab me or attack me.

[@peterturn]

Story 3. 10m10s. Accept the flowers. Ask the girl which is most beautiful flower. Then give one to the cashier, with a Gomez Adams line of ' beautiful things go there '. Then , only if the gesture is genuinely appreciated, do you give your number. This means that they can choose to call or not when not in the workplace.

[@markmatzeder6208]

That last story was SO vicariously satisfying!

[@RobertCampsall]

#1: I worked in General Services in a Real Canadian Superstore and sometimes this sort of thing had to be taken care of, and the reality was, ONLY employees in either our department or in Janitorial Services were allowed to clean up this type of biohazard and ONLY if they'd had the proper training because we used a very specific chemical to treat human waste that was actually quite dangerous if you didn't know what you were doing. It was actually an interesting though occasionally unpleasant job. Though I'm glad I'm long past it now.

[@SIXPACFISH]

Story 2. Well a "Lesson" was learned that day, but not the one crazy woman wanted.

[@mavis4801]

First story is also a malicious compliance. AH: DO YOUR JOB. Op: Ok. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@trucrimebuff3753]

This is one of the best compilations you've done! I could see the old lady and the colorblind man in my mind, especially the woman in the wheelchair bursting into laughter! 😂❤🎉

[@mjjoe76]

Story 4: “Do you know who I am?” “Well, I know who you _were.”_

[@tmntfangirl4700]

Karen: “Do you know who I am?” Me: “Do you know who I am?” Karen: “No.” Me: “There’s your answer.”

[@haroldbenton979]

No but I'm going to make sure your boss gets a PNG from this government for all of your butt's. That means persona non gratta meaning if they're on the diplomatic staff on diplomatic passports all are expelled from the nation.😊

[@gothgirl4evr881]

Karen: "do you know who I am" Me: "yeah you're the entitled bitch that's about to be put on their ass if they don't stfu" If you can't tell people saying that is one of my biggest pet peeves.

[@tmntfangirl4700]

@ Good answer

[@lancerevell5979]

"No, but I know WHAT you are!" 😅

[@blackdolphin8643]

In every job I've had, including food service, I've tried to maintain professionalism. But when ppl would ask "do you know who I am" i would always answer with "no i don't, nor do I or anyone else care". Some bosses would ask me to say it a lil nicer but they were fine with the overall message. Since at the end of the day the only person it would effect is me and my tip. Though I'd rather lose out on a tip (if they were even going to tip) than entertain entitled a-holes 😂

[@Danarchy3]

Story 3- as a 40 something metal head, OP was a jerk. You can like metal and flowers. And it pains me that a maiden fan would act like that. Up the irons Not to mention that cashier was probably hitting on OP and he just shot that down in flames

[@damienhailey118]

OP *did* say he was being stupid...

[@Danarchy3]

@damienhailey118 and I agreed

[@InDeathWeReturn]

Absolutely agree. This doesn't help our unfounded reputation

[@lulolie]

Fr just being an edgelord for no reason, being metal doesn't mean being a twat 😂

[@vidhead85]

Story 3: I love seeing these kinds of wholesome stories!

[@silverflight01]

Story 2: It's very immature to sic people on other people because you didn't get what you want. Not how you resolve an issue

[@Badbart1967]

OMG TY!!!! I have been searching for the last story in your video for a very long time! It is my favorite Reddit post ever!!! I now have this video saved as well as the post saved on Reddit itself to read again and again at my leisure!!!

[@Ryanthusar]

Story 1 - Reminds me of an incident I witnessed while transiting Gusti Ngurah Rai Airport, commonly called Denpasar in Bali, I was sitting within the transiting area, which by the way really isnt much more than around 5 seats next to a security station always manned by a security/military officer which also is roped off and only for transit passengers. Well this one guy had used the toilets that were nearby and as he started to head away he throws a "Your toilets need cleaning." towards the officer his face glued to his phone. Well the officer didnt catch or fully understand, what he said and called out to him to come back, and the guy did, still looking at his phone and once more tells the officer what he said. The officer told him he'd get a cleaner, only to have the guy tell him, again without looking up from his phone, to do his job. I think teh guy thought the security station was where the cleaners stood around waiting to do work. Well at this point two other officers had walked up, having heard the officer call the guy back, and they intervened and started asking him why he was within the transit area and where his passport and plane ticket were for transiting. Well he of course looked up from his phone to this and starts going on about how he is visiting Bali and that he was telling this cleaner there to go and do his job, seeing they were officers he did pull his passport and ticket out from the flight he arrived on. Well, the two officers that had stepped up werent in the mood for any bullshit and one of them immediately took the passport and ticket while the other one motioned to the officer still standing sitting behind the security station and told him "Well sir, as you see, our security staff take their job seriously, as do we." Of course the guy became a bit more obnoxious and said "Well why is he sitting behind a desk and not out doing his job." I at this point snickered and the guy suddenly realized I was there, with my carrying luggage, sitting UNDER a big sign marked TRANSIT, and he scowled at me and in an aggressive tone asked what I was snickering at. At this point the other officer, the more senior one that took his passport and ticket, told him he was in the wrong area, but however because of his aggressive attitude and behavior he was going to be taken to secondary for a bag search. Which he didnt like too much about having to do, but trudged away with the two officers muttering some obscenities under his breath, heard by the officers, myself and the officer behind the desk. After they had left the officer behind the desk chuckled and said to me the guy is likely now to have to pay a fine, around US$50, for his swearing and may actually find himself on a return flight back to where he had arrived from. One thing you dont do in Denpasar airport and that is get mouthy with airport staff BEFORE you have even gone through passport control and officially entered the country, they will throw you out for the slightest issue and fine you in the process.

[@JamesDavy2009]

It's common sense to be on your best behaviour and watch your P's and Q's if you're on foreign soil and yet to be officially cleared for entry. Sadly for this world, common sense is ABD.

[@kb1kos]

#3: A large beer glass is a fine vase. There are a lot of colorblind people. Don't be afraid or ashamed to share that.

[@StC-j5k]

So a number of years ago i had an older male pull the "don't you know who i am, i used to work at blah-blah and I was the senior manager there" (same company different locations), i just looked him and said "as you were the former manager there you know our policies and procedures , and you know why am here, could you and your group please leave now" they left ... he didn't say another thing to me.

[@elizabethcox5911]

I like that he found a "vase" for his flowers.

[@Jevans47403]

Boyfriend needs to dump her like a bad habit.

[@tmntfangirl4700]

After that… he probably did.

[@gorilladisco9108]

I'm still confused. How did he know OP is not employed by the park?

[@Gwennedd]

@@gorilladisco9108 Probably not his first visit to both parks, so maybe he'd paid attention to some of the staff at both locations or had dealings with them before.

[@rcrawford42]

He wasn't in uniform. Theme parks are sticklers about people being in uniform while they're working.

[@TheDarkLink7]

The last story is somewhat a speed run of how fast one can go somewheres and lose their job.

[@rebekah.2187]

1st story: Go get your cleaning supplies? That's what maintenance has, the cleaning supplies. How in earth did this guy think some random worker in the airport had cleaning supplies? I can't tell if he was entitled or had some mental issue, but yes, passengers should definitely NOT be trapped in a flying metal tube with him.

[@JamesDavy2009]

He was entitled, on a power trip and saw the next employee he sees as a worker who will clean up his deposits, title be damned.

[@rebekah.2187]

@@JamesDavy2009 Yes, but it doesn't work very well if the nearest employee doesn't have access or know where the cleaning supplies are. Sometimes I think they get so wound up in their entitlement that it completely short circuits their brain cells.

[@debtompkins5363]

should have offered the purple flowers to the cute cashier... standard answer to "Do you know who I am?" is "not a clue and and going to keep it that way, leave now."

[@Kinsfire]

"I wrk for the consulate, so do what I demand!" "Not for long, you don't ..."

[@Gryphon1-1]

Story 3 went through a whole character Arc

[@northernshield5414]

Metalheads: Scary to look at, nice to know

[@berniemargolis4288]

Story 1 - What kind of sense does it make to antagonize someone who just identified themselves as the visa agent? I always make sure to be on my best behavior when interacting with customs agents, security personnel, and/or visa/passport inspectors. They can legitimately F up your day on a whim, and and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

[@JamesDavy2009]

Entitlement + power trip = imperception.

[@TheRealSpiderMew]

Story 1: there are people who have a weird power kink for ruining bathrooms in public and making a worker they target clean it up. It happened to me when I worked at Hollywood video.

[@redbeardsteelskin6723]

The final story...imagine being a feckin receptionist and thinking that makes you as important as your boss anywhere you go..

[@JamesDavy2009]

If anything, a receptionist worth their salt knows they're the face of their employer.

[@edan1841]

I remember my aunt working at a resort as one of those people working the front desk, dome woman ruined the bathroom and was making a stjnk about having my aunt do it herself. Because there is a crowd, my cousin(her son) snuck up to her and kicked her leg and then ran away. We didn't get in trouble but there was a loud blabber throughout the night

[@tmntfangirl4700]

Final Story - Excellent moral to go by. And I hate it when people use the ‘Do you know who I am?’ Because my mental answer is ‘No and I don’t give a rats ass.’

[@theangryotaku3361]

anyone who uses that is usually upgraded to a-hole (or a similar expletive) and is usually ask if they can verify

[@davidhamm7909]

Server (in a very loud voice) “Ladies and Gentlemen. There’s some people here who don’t know who they are. Can anyone help them please?”

[@JamesDavy2009]

"Well, you're not Fiona Apple. And if you're not Fiona apple, I don't give a rat's ass." -Officer Barbrady

[@stellamccoy5259]

S1. I don't understand why people don't clean their own crap. I would be embarrassed to leave crap all over the bathroom.

[@Markus22MUC]

I love the Server Story at the End. One of my favorite Stories on Reddit from back in the day. First time I read it was about 6 years ago I think.

[@darwinskeeper421]

Story 3: These are my favorite kinds of stories too.

[@julinelson1775]

Story 1 - bet he is the one who created the problem.

[@funkijote]

Some kinks are just about the power, no real sexual gratification 😅

[@kstricl]

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I WAS !?!" - Karen at the next restaurant.

[@norarivkis2513]

Story #1: Karen-boy: "GO DO YOUR EFFING JOB." OP: "That ISN'T my effing job." Not everyone who works for a given company is even authorized to do every job, let alone required to.

[@JamesDavy2009]

You need biohazard qualifications to clean that kind of mess.

[@gothgirl4evr881]

I personally think the "do you know who I am, or who my husband or father is" has to be one of the most cringe things a person can possibly say to someone when they aren't getting what they want. Bc short of being God mighty they are no different and definitely no better than anyone else.

[@low-keydrama1260]

Last story: The higher you are, the harder the fall. If your jobs are “so important” then maybe don’t do things that can and will get you fired. 🤷‍♀️

[@maxfan1591]

Story 1: - Arsehole with a problem... - Which one? The man? Or his anatomy? - Yes!

[@JamesDavy2009]

He was acting like a haemorrhoid.

[@synthwolfe8906]

Not really an "I don't work here" but when I was working Security, I was the lead for my post. We worked remote (out of town, so most of us lived on property during the active months). On my night off, this Karen kept spouting off racist and homo/trans-phobic remarks because we had a lot of native Americans and we had three gay families staying there (Husbands having dinner, wives shopping and holding hands, etc). well, the front desk ended up calling one of my officers. He tried to escort her off property, telling her she's being trespassed, etc. She started yelling and screaming about how he's supporting these [F flur for gay people]. He ends up calling me to come handle her. I show up and he meets me without her to catch me up on everything. I nod and tell him I've got it handled. I should mention here that I'm 6'0", 250lbs with a neatly trimmed beard. I walk up and introduce myself as the off-duty security lead and her presence will no longer be tolerated. She goes off on me that I'm supporting [another f slur]. I frown and say "Ma'am, that's no way to speak in public. You've been banned from this property. you need to leave or my husband, a cop, will remove you in matching bracelets for trespassing." And to be clear, I'm not gay, I'm bisexual. I'm also married to a woman (And was at the time). But the look on her face that I was one of those [F slurs] was absolutely priceless as she fled the property, metaphorically clutching her pearls. I met many cool people but also many entitled people working there. I've got more stories, if anyone is interested.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

Oh, good Heavens, yes. A real person's story instead of all the horrible chatbot inventions which have been flooding the readings lately would be a breath of fresh air.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

9:54 - So she gave him a bunch of dead flowers?

[@Chuckf66]

Jesus. The consulate one was dredged from the vault! That was one of the first reddit stories I heard being read on KZbin.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

At least it was written by a person instead of a chatbot. Come to think of it, this reading seems to be unusually chatbot-story-free. Which is a good thing, because chatbot stories are garbage, as in dumpster-fire garbage.

[@dealwithit9772]

I can't remember if op said they were female but that guy walking up might have a thing for women cleaning that kind of thing for him and his target of OP. Just like when I worked in a store that sold fetish items even though my male colleague was in charge of me and senior staff the men that came in wanted the 20 year old woman to be the one to help them even though my job was front and register and I couldn't leave post they would insist I help them choose a toy because they wanna know which ones I prefer. In that job you expect it but dang is it uncomfortable. But my devious mind always told them I LOVED the most expensive things we had and made sure to mention our special cleaning products also are made by the same company as the toy so they are guaranteed to make them last oh and your gonna need to keep it free from dust that needs the same company's microfiber discreet bags and the batteries from again the same company are made specifically for the toys so more life for your buck! 😂

[@JB1996TF]

That was my exact thought, he might have a scat fetish or a fetish for humiliating and degrading people

[@kenshinflyer]

Story 1: Passenger says "Do your effin' job." Well, he gets denied boarding--he got what he wanted! Story 2: Karen should understand that "that park" is not THIS park. Boyfriend was wise to ditch that Karen girlfriend.

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

Flower Story: Panic, Chaos, Confusion... OP's Work has barely begun... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@Parknest]

Story 1: Kevins like this are the reason there should be more zero tolerance policies towards people who are abusive to staff. Story 2: At least Karen's partner saw sense. Story 3: OP had a Kevin moment but he redeemed himself and karma paid him back. Story 4: This another good reason for zero tolerance policies. OP handled that one perfectly and took no crap from them.

[@aduckofsomesort]

That man was not a Kevin.

[@Parknest]

@aduckofsomesort Which story?

[@aduckofsomesort]

@@Parknest your comment starts out with “story 1 Kevin’s like this…”

[@AlexOvTheAbyss]

Story 3: This guy needs to stop calling himself a metalhead, he's giving us a bad name. Hopefully this whole ordeal has humbled him and he becomes less of a jerk. Be more like Corpsegrinder.

[@elizabethcox5911]

At least he realized how he sounded. And helped the old lady out.

[@phoenix402]

​@@elizabethcox5911 true, there is some hope for this guy. just requires a little bit of introspection.

[@davevanhorn9741]

Story 2: I had to laugh at the Ex-Boyfriend literally face palming when Crazy Karen drug him to the parking lot to beat up OP and recognizing OP didn't work there. That's one smart dude cutting ties and running while the running was good. LOL

[@9adam4]

There's a time and place to DEFEND your spouse. That's very different than being her attack dog.

[@poohbear4515]

S1: The way the AH was smirking and demanding OP to wipe up the crap reminds me of the old post about OP finding out some old AH decided to wipe his own crap all over the bathroom stalls of the restaurant and claimed that if he was having a bad day, he’ll make another sucker have a bad day. OP’s friend who worked there that had to deal with the crap stain masterpiece decided to F him up by going to the old AH’s house and ruining his car by vandalizing the tires so he much worse inside. When the old AH came back to try his crap painting again, friend stopped him and he was caught brown handed. Old AH demanded why he was ‘attacking’ him, and friend threw his “my day is bad so I’m gonna mess another sucker’s day” phrase, and asked about the car. Old AH knew it was him, but had no proof. He had to wipe down the bathroom himself, and pay extra for the few times he did his business and the car repair.

[@lechatbotte.]

lol Clyde should crap in the guys car like in every which way but loose lol

[@yukikitsune7366]

I remember reading an article about a woman who was a waitress and politely asked a woman to please not change your baby on the table in the dining area because there were bathrooms for that. The woman responded by throwing a tantrum and once the waitress went to the back to get the food orders ready, proceeded to take her baby's used diapers and wipe them all over the table. That would have been bad for a plastic covered table but these tables were tiled. The table ended up having to be thrown out because it could not be sufficiently cleaned.

[@agoddamnferret]

story1 "stop being lazy and do your damn job" "no, i don't think I will and if you start something over it I'd be happy to go get you a refund and have you escorted out, now be a good little boy and go sit in the waiting area"

[@chloecook4511]

I was watching a police chase video the other night. The female driver asked the state trouper 'do you know who my father is?' The trouper responded 'didn't your mother tell you?' Best response ever!

[@nicolasjoly6948]

Story 2 - For a moment, let's imagine that OP work there and is in duty. Now, if I try to have his help and he refuse, why in the world I would insist that he help!!! He doesn't want? That suck : let's find sombody else!! Why these people insist like if it was so outrageous that it has value to get kicked out? The principle? If you get stuck on this evertime somebody go agains a principle, you gonna find life very very long!!

[@Flammifleure]

Story 2: Pleasatnly surprised that Boyfriend wasn't also entitled or an unthinking cat's-paw. I really hope that the end of that relationship.

[@OnlyOnSindays]

God bless that colorblind metal head. 🤟🤣 One of the most wholesome stories ina while I've heard. Keepeth the stories up!

[@Orxenhorf]

Story 2: Boyfriend does not get a pass on that one. He was willing to fight a park employee for her.

[@PurpleSunset82]

Actually, a "biggest beer glas" is a nice vace for purple flowers. It fits perfectly.....

[@merlinathrawes746]

Airport bathroom story: I don't care WHERE in the world you are, arguing with airport/airline staff is one of the more stupid things you can do. You can be denied boarding your flight (as in this case) or even arrested and put on no-fly lists. It's simply not worth it. Park worker story: Good grief! Just because you work for the overall company doesn't mean (in most cases) you work and have authority at every location. There are 5 Walmart Supercenters, 6 Walmart Neighborhood Markets and 2 Sam's Clubs in the city where I live. Unless an employee is specifically sent from one store to help out at another, they have no duty or authority to help out at any location but the store they work at, especially if they are off-duty and off the clock. Not even the store they work at if they are off the clock. Colorblind story: That was fun, but OP, you simply didn't try hard enough. A very long time ago when I was in the Navy I met a guy who was completely colorblind. He could only see white, black and shades of gray. What was impressive was that he was an Electronics Technician. These guys deal with many different color-coded wires. Not just different colors, but different shades of the same color (think light blue vs medium and dark blue for instance). Somehow, he had managed to memorize each shade of gray to the appropriate color and shade of color. It wasn't for several months after his "A" school training that he slipped up, made a mistake and got caught out. He was given a medical discharge. Consulate bullies story: Some people just don't know how little power they hold till they actually try to abuse it. These idiots got a proper slap down.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

These days, colour-blind people have some help in the form of smart-phone apps which use the phone camera to identify the colour of things. But it's not always convenient to use a phone app.

[@1adrock12]

For story number one I would have embarrassed the Heck out of the guy by saying very loudly sir please do not involve me in your creepy scat fetish

[@ConTacT_Web]

Some people use their job as if they are kings and no ody above them has the power to fire them

[@janiexoxo]

I was watching arrest videos one day and a girl asked the cop “do you know who my father is?!” Without missing a beat the cop replies “No, why? Didn’t your mama tell you?”

[@timbit8670]

Oh I think I know the video you’re talking about 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NekoNick2770]

Story 3 was a small glimpse into a perfect world

[@morganlefaye6445]

The flower story made me cry from laughter. I'm a metalhead (afab) too. I also don't like flowers and have this big beer glas I use as a vase if someone feels inclined to gift me flowers. 🤣

[@andrewstackpool4911]

No2. That woman is lucky that she was not charged with assault

[@Silverserri]

"I asked YOU to do it" Me: "Yeah, that WAS really stupid of you, wasn't it? I mean, who is dumb enough to piss off security, knowing that security can end their chances of flying, ever again?"

[@Habitarse]

The only moment that you could use the question DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, is when you are suffering from memory loss…

[@gorilladisco9108]

#2 So ... who's the dude? #4 I'm an introvert. I hate confrontation. If I get unsatisfactory service, you won't see or hear me complain. I'll just silently put your business place in my blacklist of places I won't go.

[@JamesDavy2009]

Re: #4: That's exactly what I do. This is particularly at steakhouse restaurants-none of the ones I've been to can properly cook a steak. It's at the point where if I wanted it done medium/well I'd ask for medium.

[@tanyapoe5490]

You know, so many of these stories wouldn't have happened if people would stop being stupid. I mean, the color blind guy, all he had to do with the lady was tell her from the beginning that while he was willing to help her he was color blind and she'd have to direct him. Yeah he eventually did that but he could have just don't that from the beginning.

[@fluidwolf]

That at least might be good part embarrassment or even not wanting to have to deal with potential backlash from saying it. The lady in the story was understanding but there's so many stories where they would be told and they would deny it is a thing or berate them over it. So oftentimes it's likely not going to be mentioned unless it absolutely needs to.

[@debbiethomas2622]

Last story: proves the old adage, "Be careful what you ask for, as you may not like the results!" 😂

[@Virgo.goddess]

Story 2: my s/o would never be used as an attack dog for my hurt feelings or embarrassment. Disgusting

[@EastTexasRanching]

The one about the flowers: I found OP's attitude to be substandard. "Buy flowers? Can't you see I'm a big Bad A'ed long haired freaky looking metal head!?!?" Yeah, right fella, you bad. Uh huh. Seriously. No one really cares you are going to be deaf before you are 30.

[@cherokeeirishman9612]

I would’ve given the hot cashier the flowers….✊🏼

[@joannbeiser4907]

Those Karen’s that expect their men to fight their perceived wrongs need to walk fast away from that B more often!

[@alanacat7787]

Karen: "Do you know who I am?!" Me: "EXCUSE ME! May I have everyone's attention please? Does anyone know who this woman is? She seems to have forgotten!"

[@rneidermyer5266]

Story 3: I love it!!!!!!!

[@JB1996TF]

Story 3: I wonder if the old lady in story three was taking the piss out of him because of his statement about not liking flowers by getting him to get flowers for her

[@GrandmasterDevo]

Story 2: Karen's probably gonna blame OP for her boyfriend leaving her, if it comes to that.

[@christinalyons9038]

I absolutely abhor people who use the "do u know who I am". Even if it is someone of perceived importance or someone that everyone will recognize that behavior is disgusting. It's extremely ridiculous when it's done by someone who isn't recognizable at all, but maybe they work with/for someone "famous" or "important" or like an influencer who thinks they're famous & honestly it's also pathetic & embarrassing. I actually think it's even worse when it's done by someone who is supposed to be of some importance such as a politician, bc ur a civil servant so technically u work for the ppl, who r u to think ur anyone's better. Nobody is better than anyone else in life, least of all bc of their job or financial position. When politicians or famous celebrities, musicians, athletes etc... all behave this way, it's just sad. Like who tf do u think u are. If it weren't for the ppl who ur constantly belittling having voted for, listened to their music, watched their movies or ball games they would absolutely be no one. Just bc u have a little talent & or got lucky doesn't make u a better person than someone, it just means u have more money than most & unfortunately sycophants to kiss ur a**. To me these ppl will never be my heroes or of importance. To me the true special ppl out there are healthcare workers, fireman, teachers, some police officers, the military. You know all the ppl out there who are saving lives, educating, protecting & serving every single day with hardly ever a thank u. I'm not saying that they're better than everyone else either but they're a damn sight better than the ppl out there who use the fact that they're on television, the radio or work in politics to try & make other ppl feel like crap or to get what they want. I know not all public figures are like that, but many are. But I swear, I don't care who it is if someone ever used the "do u know who I am" line on me as an excuse to act a donkey I'll laugh in their face & walk tf away. Cause the ppl I look up to & respect would never behave in such a way & if they ever did I'd lose all respect for them. But the fact that the 1 woman was an aid & the other was a receptionist to the consulate is just hilarious

[@teslagod7221]

Last story, reminds me of the tv show "Psych". If the karen is that story is a guy, i think it'll definitely be shawn spencer. These are the kind of craps they like doing when given power...

[@ten5h1]

My favorite response to the “do you know who I am?” Question will always be: *taps announcement microphone* “attention all shoppers. We have an individual who does not know who they are. *gives description*. If anyone knows the identity of this person, please come to customer service and escort them to their care facility. Thank you.”

[@seraglioborneo2803]

6:00 It's astonishing to me that EVERY QAREN seems to be able to snare a BABY DADDY to look after her and help her pass on her defective genes. There will be Qarens on Mars and the moons of Jupiter/ Saturn But then we should remember that roaches have survived millions of years!

[@ZaxTax-h8t]

Wtf is the point in spelling it so obnoxiously?

[@robertortiz7853]

Okay story 3 was nice and wholesome. Also, very random.