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[@joejoebatmanjjb8704]

What subreddits do you guys want to see next?

[@akiyama.mizuki_unofficial]

idk

[@yccf_]

Did dom hire you to say this? Anyways tell him r/ihadastroke

[@blxkutlr5060]

Lol you got pinned

[@DarkDom]

thanks bro

[@Raspyx]

ok

[@DarkDom]

my dad left in the 14th century! HOORAY!

[@iAnix]

yo what

[@UncreativeN]

what, he is dead lol

[@nddeathdealer]

My dad left during 631 A.D

[@Erde_midget770]

My dad left me in 1913 A.D

[@knox____]

Woooooooooohooooooooo

[@n0b.]

“My teenager is upset because his class now know that he has parents that he lives with” laughable.

[@serbiancountryball3024]

An Idiot approves of this comment

[@xcubie]

@@serbiancountryball3024 Why do I see you everywhere

[@xcubie]

@Jacob Oh I didn't notice that, well I see Justin Y everywhere then

[@g9764]

@Jiyu really? Your parents walking behind you is a reason to be embarrassed? The fact he's not an orphan bothers him? Dont even rationalize it

[@trank3166]

@@g9764 the thing is, I can't tell if it's a joke or not

[@Lils0312]

0:40 he left me in 109000000BC and still hasnt come back with the milk.... Im waiting dad

[@Javinator3000]

This is the first video I've watched of yours, and you got an instant sub. Don't need to explain why.

[@St4rStormy]

When I was younger I think I saw my mom cooking dinnner, and I might have overheard the word "chicken", so I went over to her and with the giant brain the tiny me had, I told her: "You know, there's an animal called chicken too!" I had an IQ of atleast 10

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

Idk maybe 12

[@tabs5213]

oh my god

[@h2.t2]

HAHA LIKE GO BRRRRRRRRRRR

[@ScooterFett]

Correction: change "atleast" to "at most" Now the highest iq child you had is 10, not a minimum of 10. You're welcome!

[@bennygames406]

@Sophia Rodgers Make that 90 ;) lol

[@Pokecraft-ds5it]

I dont know why I still remember this but when I was in elementary school some kid started bragging about how he had 4 grandparents.

[@PavitrAndHobie]

Lol

[@DPC2011]

I love your use of Happy H. Christmas at least once in most of your videos

[@Ironpoint]

Man if my friends found out I have parents I would be so embarrassed

[@Arbysomor]

Yeah, i'd probably start crying 💔💔.

[@moduleapothem6446]

I wouldn’t even know what to do. I would probably shoot myself 😔💔

[@robocatssj3theofficial]

I've been hiding the fact that I have parents to my friend, but ever since I reminded her I had a brother, I think she might be catching on, someone help

[@signodeinterrogacion8361]

We need r/teensarecringe or something like that, so we can have that kind of thing more in subreddits

[@-MarbleHornetsFan-]

Yea they would abandoned me 😥 why? Because I'm in the parentless squad 😓😓😓😓

[@sonnythankey]

When my dad comes back with the milk it has to be the best milk I’ve ever had

[@ikickchildrensforliving4740]

@@nightmareerror6837 r/1im14andthisisdeep

[@ikickchildrensforliving4740]

WAIT YOU GOT A DAD JEEZ LUCKG

[@goobles64]

@@nightmareerror6837 no there just was a lot of traffic

[@sweetrollgaming3662]

but its in a jar....

[@happyhdjdgxide6831]

@@nightmareerror6837 oof

[@weirdguy9209]

Man chicken the food and chicken the animal this actually hurts so deep as a person who's constantly involved with veganism and ecology 😪 This really runs deep, a while back I was laughing now I'm struck by reality once more. Thanks Henpecked Hal.

[@atomicskies_]

3:48 Yeah that’s usually how dating goes in middle school and high school lol

[@turkk2]

don’t cancel me but I have parents I live with :(

[@stormyraywaters]

I'm cancelling you bro :/

[@32cq]

:O BAN FOR 999 YEARS!

[@gerkenny01]

#MaybeTurkeyKingOverParty

[@slyar]

WHAT THE HECK??1?1?!/1!?!?1/1?1/1? #CANCELMAYBETURKEYKING!!!1!!!!!!111!!!1

[@brehdude]

NOOOOOOOOO IM SORRYYYYYYY

[@okanimations4397]

5 years ago my brother went up to a bride and said “u look like shrek and fionna” the bride cried

[@alexander_1154]

Lmao

[@peepandstitch]

tears of joy or sadness i cant tell i'm stupid

[@okanimations4397]

@@peepandstitch sadness but the husbanded was like celebrating that he was called shrek

[@peepandstitch]

@@okanimations4397 awwww that's sad for the bride but making sense that the groom was happy lol

[@tacokidlol8081]

Worth it

[@yuzi9023]

"so how many stock ima-" dom: *y e s*

[@ginahodgkins1103]

I never had a moment where my dad needed to get milk, but he went to the hardware store instead

[@sonnythankey]

you know it’s a good day when Dark Dom uploads

[@AsrielTheInkling]

true

[@sonnythankey]

@@mrmanman1 yes Sundays

[@serbiancountryball3024]

An Idiot approves of this comment

[@sonnythankey]

@@serbiancountryball3024 an idiot wrote this comment

[@lemonoomy4599]

@@serbiancountryball3024 i think it’s an idiot in the comment section

[@alex-sun_]

Plot twist: *The kid in the title expected this*

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

OMG WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWO

[@serbiancountryball3024]

An Idiot approves of this comment

[@ricaforever9]

actually the title photo is fake its from one of the mc ytubers bionic who made that vid tho beast did make that comment and bonic did shave his hair so its not completely fake oh wait why tf did i take time writing this hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@kirstenlawlor1054]

Uh

[@Gamingwithoutaudio]

*Thumbnai (Oh wait)

[@thepbcenthusiast7561]

6:00 Poor Farmer John 😂

[@Paperplayz.]

He has been gone for 2 years, the day you made this video

[@justluna8729]

Dark dom’s search history: Kids bullying each other, man with hands up, toddlers, toys, money, man, face palming man, thinking man, crying kid, stressed penguin, buying things, laughing man

[@Papr]

Man in car with milk driving away from store

[@oceans11dee]

Man with a gun

[@srichert3]

moms,guns

[@milenasworld3971]

Doctors

[@The-cu1ke]

Happy shocked man

[@pseudomium]

2:11 I once knew a person who displayed all of the symptoms of schizophrenia when they were about 13. They went to go see a doctor about it and after about 2-3 months the doctor finally realised that they just had no concept of an internal monologue.

[@thelapisyoshi7931]

Hah

[@iskrhog]

Hah

[@greeenbulleet]

Hah

[@virturegd5247]

hah

[@tokobot23]

Hah

[@Terrakinetic]

2:21 ... ... there's a fine line. If your thinking voice is pitch shifted just a little bit it rapidly turns into an eerie second presence.

[@mt.dewmegagamer2718]

i have never gone through the sadness of a father leaving to get da milk because i dont have one

[@crizn88]

plot twist: The kid from the title just wanted a good reason to go bald

[@fkinghell5222]

Bald for harambe

[@ipangamingvov1737]

It was from bionic channel

[@tapandas5178]

He just copy bionic

[@nitinvyas8027]

Bionic is literally 18 bruh. He is not a kid.

[@averagemeatballsenjoyer817]

The thumbnail was photoshopped

[@productpickrmedia]

Dom: It's fine i'm only 17 Also Dom: It's only been a couple'a centuries since my dad went to get milk

[@icy101yt]

He also got a onlyfans lmao

[@matthewadair4612]

GaAAaAAaaAaAaaAaAaaAaAaAAaAaAaaAaTaAaAaaAaAaAAaAaAaaAaaAaaAaaAaAaaAaaAaAAAaAAaAAaAAaYAaAAaAaAaaaAaaAsSsSSSssSisiisisisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirRRrRrRrrRRrRR

[@Truebrainrot]

don not question Domstroyer, the ultimate.

[@matthewadair4612]

@@Truebrainrot E

[@1Neck913]

@@icy101yt hot pictures of carrots with extra vitamin A

[@natalieewaldner5620]

My sister also used to call Parmesan “Farmer John”😂

[@Babaisyoulover]

My dad hasn’t come back with the milk in……… *CENTURIES*

[@nylasstuff9916]

One time when my cousin and I were 7 and 5, she asked me how old I was. I said "I'm 7 years old". She was like "Oh, so you're in 7th grade!". When I tell you that moment had me questioning my entire life 😂

[@izzypaige07]

Yeah my little sister a few days ago did this. She's 6 and thinks she should be in 6th grade...

[@Mary_OTT]

When I was 4 in kindergarten, I was daydreaming in class. This is what I was thinking: what if everyone started 1st grade when they are 1 year old, and 2nd grade when they are 2 years old, and 3rd grade when they are 3 years old, and 4th grade when they are 4 years old, and 5th grade when they are 5 years old, and wait… if I am in kindergarten, which is a class 0, and 0 years olds don’t exist, maybe they should skip kindergarten! But how can a 1 year old baby do math and science and all those stuff in 1st grade? Yay class finished! Time to go home!

[@EDUARDITOgameplays]

@@Mary_OTT 👏👏👏That’s a nice dream!

[@Kahridk]

My 5 year old brother once said them when i told him im 14 yr old

[@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834]

My cousin thinks if you kill a pig, you get bacon and hotdogs, he asked me if he could play Minecraft i said yes, he killed a pig and said "WHY ISN'T IT CALLED BACON AND HOTDOGS!??!" I said "because It's porkchops..." And he said "then delete this game because It has no bacon..." I said "no.." He was triggered 😂😂

[@mighty_robo]

Plot twist: He doesn’t actually use stock photos he just gets regular non-watermarked photos and adds the stock photo watermark for extra funny points

[@Froyo_Loco]

Ive seen about 202727977288338376846346673 comments that say plot twist or fun fact I swear to God I will go mad

[@mighty_robo]

@@Froyo_Loco plot twist this was a fun fact

[@Froyo_Loco]

@@mighty_robo please no

[@doggiechan5278]

Zabdiel Angeles plot twist: you’re gonna go crazy

[@Froyo_Loco]

@@doggiechan5278 spare me I've seen too many of these comments

[@VALVE_4EVA]

my dad actually wasnt with me for a year and no, he didnt go to get milk, he went to get a mustang

[@captaingomez849]

I personally agree with the teenager at the beginning, unless all of you have forgotten ALL of u guys would be embarrassed if ur parent had to follow u into ur middle school I personally would be very embarrassed.

[@YURIMASTER666]

0:56 -leaving school when youre 6 -your parents get arrested and go to jail -you get adopted and you go to school Congrats! You lost your parents and you went to school again

[@Withery_hog]

Child: i keep hearing voices in my head Doctor: you are just thinking Child:... Doctor: ... That be 1000 dollars

[@RedRiotRBLX]

LOL

[@neilgoodman6130]

Lol

[@Flamecasts]

not funny dude not funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JK YOUR SO FUNNY LOOLLLL XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎈

[@hamburgerhamburger4491]

Parents: Ok here is dollars Child: Continues hearing voices to kill his self

[@xivering]

I got pepper sprayed by my friend one time and the doctor just gave me eye drops and the check up itself was 200 dollars

[@Th4tC4tSh0rts]

If my dad said he was getting the milk, I would say "you aren't leaving us dad, we don't drink milk so you aren't leaving us."

[@Oofdorni]

You know it’s been one billionth life and he still didn’t come from the shop

[@mikeygoofing]

I pray for the random twitter ladies son 🙏🥺🥺😭😭

[@stannct26]

Me too 😧🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW]

🙏🙏🙏

[@turkk2]

Banana nut

[@serbiancountryball3024]

An Idiot approves of this comment

[@arandomguy_e128]

Emoji users are probably like the people in these videos.

[@spongebobofficialbestiepur1009]

I saw a chicken get slaughtered at school and thought, “welp I’m vegan :D” we had lunch next and I ordered a burger, fries, and two chicken legs.

[@solariix4388]

well that didn’t last very long

[@beatdowncentral6986]

Lol when I was a kid I said I was a vegan just to feel good while eating some Chick-fil-a

[@jabby6709]

how and why did you see a chicken get slaughtered at school--

[@GrimArtz_]

Wtf how

[@spongebobofficialbestiepur1009]

@@jabby6709 it was in a documentary and we had to take notes-the documentary starts talking about people eating chickens and then we see one get slaughtered. A ton of kids inlcuding me cried-some of the students became vegan and that didnt work welll for me. Now when I look back, its funny. lol

[@akelley1000]

My mom and grandma call it “farmer John” to 🤣

[@voidska]

it's been like a couple months since we moved away from my dad, it hurts a bit but in the end im happy with my choice because im finally starting to Get rid of the anxiety and pressure he put on me.

[@CorporalAngel]

My dads been gone for 10 years

[@jotarosans7540]

when i was young i thought that people had hair in their heads and it was like a hair storage and each person had limited hair supply.

[@blevination]

Wait thats not true?

[@ephemeral1654]

yesss same lol

[@brahianalvarez5639]

I used to think that if you got to 100 years old you would be giant, i was weird and still am

[@pokepearl]

Same lmaoo

[@jotarosans7540]

@Arman Erfan Akhlaghi No, but I knew about hair

[@AbobusPolak]

Whats up boys is the best thing to hear

[@morq2732]

😫💅

[@NollidFN]

11 years I haven’t got my cereal with milk

[@marysue8879]

76 years, he had yet to come back

[@superbloxian502]

"Kids cheering over an old person dabbing is just the most realistic scenario ever" kids 11 and older when they seen and old person dab especially in 2021: *cringe*

[@lecat9806]

11 and older kid: *ThIs CoMmEnT iS cRiNgE*

[@10-volt]

This comment is not cringe!

[@superbloxian502]

@@lecat9806 lmao true

[@TeruTheIkea]

According to everyone 11+ “DabBiNg iS sOoOoO tWo tHoUsAnD sIxTeEn”

[@oceans11dee]

Me being 9 *My videos are cringe. My Life is cringe. Everything is cringe.*

[@ahm_ad2566]

The first one is totally acceptable. Now, if someone in his class makes a your mom joke its beyond personal

[@topacific836]

When toxic people roleplay "kills you" ,say "dodges" and if them say that back to you, troll them by saying "Dodges ur dodge"

[@wyattrodgers2844]

0 years, he never left

[@lelkas8274]

I curios to see what Dom‘s search history is like, probably like: Man who doesnt know something Man laughing Child with a sunglasses Mother Gun

[@lucasgarcia9330]

XD

[@thepersonwhoasked2080]

5:33 *Strums guitar strings aggresively* SWEET HOME-

[@gendiskaira]

AL-

[@luciferlui1324]

@@gendiskaira -ABAMA

[@malluman6576]

Sweet home

[@user-jo5bj5lt4u]

where the skies are always blue

[@ichigore6327]

Lord I’m comin’ home to you

[@mystiesubs35]

my dad didn't leave to get milk he just went into spectator mode and now he's stuck

[@aubrey-wd8bk]

0:27 One of my teachers showed this on the projector and at recess me and my friends were mocking the image😭

[@guntherhasregrets1954]

in the first one, i bet that kid was telling everyone that he was living alone cuz his family kicked him out during the pandemic bc there wasnt enough food to go around, and he *somehow* got a job and was providing for himself and everyone believed him, apparently

[@Yachters]

Yk ppl lost their braincells during the pandemic like me whos 16 and is addicted to harry potter

[@kingandrias1740]

Its been 9 years since he went to get the milk and he decided to meet me again and im happy

[@OrangeSquare77]

It’s been 57 centuries since dad came back

[@mavinator3167]

my dad has gone to the store TO SPECIFCLY GET MILK and he came back,every time.

[@arlenehunter9723]

My dad still gets milk and comes back, he lives on a dairy farm

[@billielolaltusedtobeswapto4663]

LOL

[@JasonO-rq5fb]

|_○|_

[@toastystitch6942]

LOL

[@u.s.b33p69]

When I was younger I thought "Aren't we all related? Since we had to start with only two humans then we popped out eventually?"

[@theactualownerofmicrosoftNOCAP]

same mate

[@charlottestrange]

I mean yeah, we are all VERY DISTANTLY related, although by like our great great great great (you get the point) grandmothers/fathers, not sister and stuff. So yes, but *no*

[@oceans11dee]

@@charlottestrange So technically it's not *Incest*

[@omarmondaca1060]

My dad hasnt came back in 45,000 years

[@Phonicphennic]

My dad left for milk and came back after 10 minutes.

[@CarterisCringe]

5:08 child.exe has stopped working

[@minni.201]

You know what is the biggest mistake every kid makes when it's in the kindergarten? It's happy about going to school one day.

[@bandu4652]

Who would say I would get a record for reading ALL the counties of texas IN SCHOOL In LESS THAN 10 MINUTES THAT’S WILD!!!

[@rampantroadkill]

"why do we have to be so negative, like c'mon" *has the word dark in his name*

[@confuzzled1302]

Wait people can hear their thinking voices? I just imagine words

[@beybladerkid5489]

Same I rarely seem to think like that.

[@hotdawg1176]

I hear my voice all the time- and other voices too-

[@justagreendorito213]

Me too- uhm I’ve never heard voices in my mind-

[@c456ex9]

I'm not sure if I hear a voice but I hear words?

[@oceans11dee]

I have both lol

[@cottoncandycloud3956]

Dom: Tell me how long its been since your dad left to get milk. Me: He's come back every time what are you talking about?

[@coltonstigsell1167]

WOW

[@sonicisdisappointedinyoure2964]

@~Tsuyu Asui~~(Christy L.)~ Why... just why... for the love god....

[@Lynns0b]

@~Tsuyu Asui~~(Christy L.)~ He’s never gonna get a father is he-

[@oceans11dee]

@Nezuko~chan! Why do anime weebs appear where we don't want them

[@tharanya53]

@@oceans11dee wow that was just-

[@Uppttrollpolice]

plot twist: every parents are the same parents

[@mrlightningvr]

0:42 My dads gone to get milk several times but came back happy and alive.

[@chefcantcook7966]

Nothing better than coming home from a long church service to enjoy so dark Dom

[@megumiseyelashes6706]

"It smelled like the tears of jesus" thats probably my favorite description of vanilla ever

[@fuki98]

1:20 i found that out early on and i literally neglected to eat any chicken meat that had bones, if it was boneless i would think it wasnt chicken so i kept on eating stuff like chicken nuggets thinking theyre not chicken

[@xyihhz4262]

"april fools" last moments before deathed

[@Mr_rile]

Thank you dark Dom, my brother was in the hospital about a month ago he never really liked me but when I visited him I brought my laptop and watched your videos with him that was one of the three times when we actually spend time together so thank you for that.

[@mashash9594]

Hope things are better now :)

[@falvea1762]

0:14 HAH You have parents, get on my level of being an orphan

[@ZpIayz]

When I was little I played a game called "smell it" where I would smell all of the spices in the cupboard. One time I snorted chilli powder and now for some reason I have a really bad sense of smell and am obsessed with spicy things. 😅

[@joeymanus2138]

Like 7 years didn't think the line was that long 🤦🤷

[@raeydar_5157]

My dad went for the milk a minute ago, he just came back :) *EDIT*: the most replied word on this comment is 'impossible'

[@srichert3]

the chosen one

[@a_l3m]

Does 17 years count as a minute because he went to get the milk at that time

[@raeydar_5157]

@@a_l3m Yeah sure

[@sheriffbacon6867]

Hope it was low fat milk

[@matejamicic3037]

you are lucky

[@lummflower]

Gotta love the increasing quality of editing in your content, this one is especially cool to see

[@razemander]

3:30 In grade 4 my class wanted to do an April fools prank on our teacher. We told her that a student who didn't come to school that day had in fact died. She looked at us awkwardly and said that its funny but we shouldn't joke about that. I've never told this story before today.

[@dat_moody_cartoonist]

When I found out that chicken was both an animal and food I was just quiet for a second and then just said. “It still tastes good.”

[@badatthings5793]

I keep forgetting you exist but when I do remember I go on a 10 hour binge

[@Svnnyray]

Same

[@colourblindchalk]

yes

[@fkinghell5222]

Get help

[@colourblindchalk]

@@fkinghell5222 no thanks

[@dg2388]

Me with my emotions

[@Dilogical]

When your so early that people aren't blessing you and your family

[@Cringe_Controller_Cameron]

Personally I’ve known that the two “Chicken”s were the same for about as long as I can remember and I don’t remember being traumatized by it.

[@potatosplanes]

I wonder what thins mans search history looks like with all those stock photos

[@Corealian]

I love your editing style, keep up the good work!

[@unfunnyguy9189]

I love how he’s 17 and has waited for his dad for a couple centuries

[@yeetionary]

@Ezra NotAPizza google translate: fury

[@anthomations]

r/NoOneAsked..?

[@duckandturtle6216]

I think I already watched this but I’m going to watch it again :)

[@TheFyrsten]

"Comment how long a ago your dad left for milk" 12 years and my mom said something about him being 6 feet under whatever that means

[@MetaPhoton]

No, my dad will come back. Any minute now..

[@fragmentations504]

It was a fake dad

[@thetoastermessiah]

5:31 So we’re all siblings? “Onii-Chan what’re you doing?”

[@cloaker5445]

Thinking the exact same thing

[@cloaker5445]

Wait it's all incest always has been

[@lynettemurray1331]

Well technically everyone in the world is related, like you might be my 3rd cousin’s nephew/niece.

[@megatonmax1]

6:04 I almost died of laughing because I had water in my mouth and I didn't want to spit it out or my computer would get wreaked so I just sat there with water in my mouth while laughing and I was suffocating

[@Niceguyishere178]

I live with my parents but you dont see me cryin

[@mtbewan5632]

I’m watching this with no sound and I have never been more confused

[@embeboso8329]

plot twist: the first teen's parents were living with them

[@morq2732]

😫💅

[@sarahbaker9915]

When I was younger I saw a bag of "cheesy peas" I thought they would be delicious. So, I asked my mom if I could have some. She said yes. I took a handful and put it in my mouth. It was wasabi... I had trust issues after that.

[@kyleinnit6420]

Years since we had to leave father: 12 years And glad. We left lol.

[@wot5930]

I honestly think that u deserve more subs bro ur the funniest and most entertaining person in the planet!

[@pseudomium]

5:26 Also this sounds like if MatPat tried to come up with a theory for the entirety of the universe.

[@yourlocalloser_]

Mrbeast: “get shaving.” Other mister beast clones: “Better grow some hair, because you’re gonna need it!!!”

[@pizalikespizzasandburgers]

2:10 Doctor: now that will be 420 dollars