r/kidsarestupid - WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS KID?

[@DarkDom]

what subreddits do u wanna see next?

[@Johanaa]

When I was little I knocked over a jar of mayonnaise to find out if it was glass or not It was glass H

[@user-sl1lx9sw1x]

H

[@romeo_serrano2965]

When I was like 8 I was watching my brother play gta and I thought what ever happened in the game, it happens in real life. The graphics were so good that I thought it was real. R/ihadastroke H

[@gegneg3646]

R/TIHI

[@memestealer420]

Idk

[@bloomingsky]

When I was 11 I genuinely thought I was a, "mermaid fairy princess, who was also an alicorn, that was related to billionaires, who was also a secret agent penguin, but I had to protect my identity so the government wouldn't find me and do tests on me"

[@Cruscker]

Your next level smart. Holy shit

[@jodiemerson5849]

-

[@ihatemirrors1216]

My brother convinced me that fictional characters were real and they were in a group mafia thing called " The funtimes " but more people needed to believe in them for them to be visible. I waited more than 10 years for them to be visible and my brother is still trying to convince me they are real

[@thischannelwillbedeletedve460]

bruh she thought she was the hated child who was a hybrid princess when she 11, 100% mood

[@urte.k9003]

EPIC

[@DarkDom]

i think u guys are really gonna like next weeks vid :)

[@radicalrights7130]

ok dad

[@gegneg3646]

Only fans?

[@user-sl1lx9sw1x]

Ok

[@memestealer420]

Ok

[@kiki8792]

Hiii, when I was a kid I wrote a song about how much I hated my brother. I got grounded for a week😎

[@Plainchickenandrice]

“No, I want to be a terrorist” that’s like saying “one day I was watching race cars and told my mom I wanna be the best racist in the world”

[@billytheglitchedcircle6965]

That's a similar story... Wait a minute! That came from a meme.

[@AlixirRA]

Isnt that from a meme tho

[@billytheglitchedcircle6965]

@@AlixirRA Yeah, I think I already said that...

[@lemonoomy4599]

HAHAHAHA

[@Plainchickenandrice]

Alixir RA yes

[@umi_gumi9341]

Something dumb I did as a kid is I was at home playing with my sibling when I decided it was a good idea to break the picture and give the baby the glass to see what they would do. BIG MISTAKE. My parents walked in to me screaming as the baby took the shard and used it to destroy an Elmo toy in their crib, ripping it to shreds. My parents could never forget that look of terror on my face as I watched Elmo get slaughtered.

[@ellachowhurry5081]

Poor elmo

[@enzosg6404]

This baby >>>>> that guy from American Psycho idk

[@Thenicedevil090]

That child is gunu be the next "the man behind the Slaughter"

[@breadobsesseddesi6524]

That was a dark day for sesame street edit: i accidently replied on this comment instead of the one above you

[@pokefangrookey8700]

OMG

[@aldey8906]

When i was a kid I thought tourists and terrorists were the same thing. I asked my mom one time when we on vacation *“mom are we terrorists?”*

[@fansandjams]

What did your mom say

[@aldey8906]

Fantdm Fan of Dan she was shocked at first but corrected me

[@fansandjams]

Al DeY Ohk lmao

[@feenistheeenis]

*yes son, yes*

[@batteryeater69]

bro same

[@mimobear]

When I was a kid I thought pistachios were used for makeup because I always saw them near the makeup isle at Walmart

[@firedragon8578]

Yea that sounds like a child thought

[@tehannoyingtelleyeet4185]

LMAO

[@babyyoda9407]

But they are for makeup? I don’t get it

[@SnazzyTacoii]

@@babyyoda9407 you eat them.

[@lotus_story]

TO0TSIES r/woooooosh-

[@Lusoph1933]

The most stupid I ever done as a kid was trying to impress some girls in the pools by climbing on the walls of the pools I almost drowned on the 6 ft

[@Cruscker]

Nah. Im stupid. I tried to back flip when i was 7 and landed on my neck. I wonder how im alive

[@mwacckmusic]

GROSS IT'S A HAZBIN HOTEL FAN

[@Sup-rh4eu]

Jannat Ahmed I love you 🙏🏻

[@bred-et4pb]

@@mwacckmusic Hazbin hotel is awesome.

[@garbage_goat8386]

@@mwacckmusic GROSS A OPINION JUDGER

[@someguyonyoutube906]

As a young child, I loved SpongeBob. Literally, all I watched was that show. And I still do watch it, but not as much. Young me assumed since I watch it a lot, it MUST be superior. So when my friends at school asked "What's your favorite show?" Instead of saying something simple like "Yeah, probably SpongeBob." I just went on a rant explaining why the undersea absorbancy was better than friggin "Adventure Time."

[@domino5525]

no no no, you have a point

[@vulture4913]

The most stupid thing I've done as a kid was say "forget it" and i stuck my hand on a burning hot waffle printer

[@bonithechubbypotato5100]

I-

[@bloodthirst4315]

I did the same but touched a Waffle straight out of the toaster

[@tlword1]

It’s called a waffle iron

[@BleachDrinker202]

Ouch

[@hellenkellergaming1728]

Yo u were a lil savage

[@catlady1508]

Whenever I was angry or frustrated as a child I would bang my head on the stairs. This would just get me more angry and frustrated.

[@HarassmentRat]

That might explain a few things in your life.

[@sarah00_]

Yes very nice :D

[@elsaspurplelife]

I kick things and I started bleeding from my foot, I’m stupid as hell

[@merisko4162]

same

[@Done_OT]

@@elsaspurplelife maybe don’t do that

[@MunExe]

When I was a kid, a guy had his fly down in a Walmart and, being the absolute genius I was, shouted out in the middle of a crowded store.. "Mommy, look! THAT MAN'S FLY IS DOWN!" Another time I couldn't figure out how to open an ice cream container so I spent a good.. 15 minutes trying to cut the top off with a knife before I accidentally popped the lid off. And another time I tried to open a DVD box that was sealed shut using a pencil since I'd been banned from knives, and I wound up stabbing myself in the hand between my thumb and first finger. It's a miracle I haven't chopped something off.

[@heavensloser4790]

You had a interesting childhood

[@guest83742]

K

[@fatimaalmehairbi7587]

whats a fly

[@MunExe]

@@fatimaalmehairbi7587 Another word for zipper

[@birdie5850]

It’s a miracle that you weren’t under 24 hour Surveillance

[@ThatKidBlakke]

“I just poo pooed and it’s sliding down my pants” -my little cousin’s whispers to me when we are trick or treating

[@ognoobish]

when i was 6 i thought chicken was just cooked geese... i didnt even know they were ALIVE ANIMALS

[@Cruscker]

I thought fish was beef

[@ognoobish]

@Drake Walters they are... lol the meat is the meat

[@roniohayon6573]

.

[@polinori3582]

Well they're not " ALIVE ", they're dead corpse covered in cutted out vegtable grease

[@aludiomations123457]

I thought my mom was 17 and I thought 7 year olds were smart :|

[@jeriko_studios]

One time, as a kid who wasn't exactly an insomniac but I couldn't sleep right, which means I was tired a lot And the dishwasher is very warm Guess where my dumbass fell asleep

[@bread-w-]

lmfao

[@Thomasfurbee]

Oh-

[@jeriko_studios]

C o m e o n k i d s d o n t b e s h y G U E S S

[@jctubezzz]

The dishwasher- I guess...

[@jeriko_studios]

@@shrivallabh3055 as comfortable as a falt plastic dishwasher can be lol

[@hero-bo7qc]

When I was younger, I thought drunk was the drink equivalent to being full, so i said i was drunk

[@hero-bo7qc]

@Chime Theiss drunk is when you drink too much alchohol

[@gachazsider5215]

Oh no

[@HighGuarder]

@@hero-bo7qc so it means you’re full of alcohol.

[@coolboy300gaming5]

Mom: Why arent you eating? Hero: I'm drunk Everyone: Ok understandable, have a great day.

[@theolddoggo]

I did it with slamming my door.when it closed silently I would get 10x more angry and embarrassed at my self lol.

[@plaguedoctor1188]

I love the fact that Dom doesn't know about the thing that kids believe in the Tooth Fairy and doesn't understand that the chicken story meant the daughter was 18 months

[@Internetgirl10]

Wth is the chicken story

[@bbumblingbbacon]

and he said they were "pretty funny looking" when they DIDN'T HAVE HEADS

[@heavenlydusk]

"This kid is writing tragedies at the age of 9" Me who wrote a story about a girl who got her eyes stabbed, an entire family dying at the age of 8: **sweating intensifies**

[@nikkytheslytherin9079]

At like 7 I wrote a short book about a girl who killed herself and before that she killed half of the world.

[@bee-trice6526]

Why is there one comment I’m second

[@alicewtnow7]

Im 8 and i wrote a story about a girl that had a job she was a waiter and she was the bullied one and one day a client was angry cuz there was a fly in the cofee and the client kidnapped her and turned her into a half robot with a chainsaw for a hand :p

[@valerieweisberg2853]

When I was 8 I wrote about getting a dog and what would happen what’s wrong with you?

[@Staceycourtney123]

relatable.

[@mintis_creations]

When i was in kindergarten we were playing the "Quiet game" at lunch and little 5 yo me raised my hand and asked "DoES CrUnChINg oN ChIpS cOUnT?"

[@Bugwaterbugwaterbugwater1]

That is priceless

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

I played that with my dad before.

[@Bugwaterbugwaterbugwater1]

@Edu Taylor We did that once and everytime the teacher looked away I would make a face or something like that. I am so surprised I wasn't caught.

[@mintis_creations]

Fun fact: I'm a weeb now

[@idiotsworld9339]

@@mintis_creations e

[@rocc-os]

When I was a kid, I thought sleeping together ONLY meant sleeping in the same bed together.

[@liquid_sammy]

Yes the... Other thing...

[@sticks2221]

Acenamation, ..yeah..

[@skelibutt4448]

didn't we all?

[@genericname2747]

Dude same

[@tinamoyerherrington3610]

sameeee

[@Red39261]

When I was little, approximately 9, there was a plate of cooked chicken in the fridge, I opened the window, threw it out and yelled “be free!” My mom heard me and explained that it was dead, my siblings remembered this and always make fun of me about it.

[@RhyzVids]

When I was younger, I was so tired of my sister annoying me I tried locking myself in the shed for peace and quiet. I nearly got stuck in the dark shed (at the time I couldn’t reach the light switch). That was only 2-4 years ago. I still worry about my still standing idiocy will get me stuck again

[@genericname2747]

That's just how it be sometimes

[@theapplequeen5832]

I thought as a kid, disease and sickness was non-existent before the bombing of Hiroshima.

[@Liquid_Catt]

That... Confuses me... How does that thought come into your mind:::

[@theapplequeen5832]

Quazar I read a book about the girl and her paper cranes, and making assumptions because of what I read and what people say.

[@Liquid_Catt]

@@theapplequeen5832 Oh ok makes more sense. I just thought you had the random thought one day

[@theapplequeen5832]

Quazar lol- all G, I had the thought from grade 4-6, and I used to think 'god damn bomb, I hate being sick'. I was a stupid kid

[@천사-b3z]

@@theapplequeen5832 Ohh i heard that she got leukemia I think and her friend told her to fold 1000 paper cranes to make a wish come true but she died

[@hampter460]

When I was a kid, I thought swearing was the equivalent of making promises and didn't know why saying it was bad lol

[@VortyxZero]

samee

[@benjamincharlton1388]

I said swearing was bad

[@marshallhorton7154]

Hey I used to think that Random Person.

[@realquixed]

You actually brought up a good point, why are only those specific words deemed as swear words?

[@Exahedron]

i SwEaR wHaT tHe FuCk WaS hApPeNiNg WaS tOo sUs

[@mvostudioz]

When I was young like 5 years old I told my mom:”Mommy you are my best friend!” She said no I’m not, I’m you mom. I starded crying and yelling for 2 hours straight.

[@loaf3876]

Doctor: I have bad news.. Lady: what is it!? Doctor: your child has...stupid

[@thatoneguyproductions269ye9]

8:03 when u see kid doin tiktok in store

[@invader_miz]

do you are have stupid

[@RyderEames]

*stoopid

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

If that were my kid they'd get put up for adoption. Maybe this is why I don't want kids. I can handle everything but stupid.

[@foxelyUwU]

@@naranciaisbestboi125 *S A M E*

[@Green.Star_ks]

When I was like 4 I was eating strawberries with a fork, and I said “Mom! There’s metal in my strawberry.” Mom : That’s your fork Me : Oh

[@bugheadflower3359]

Green Star why has this happened to me before 😂

[@burntcocaine5794]

your*

[@dimmk5096]

@@burntcocaine5794 Yourreeee

[@broski3310]

who eats strawberry with a fork-

[@burntcocaine5794]

@@broski3310 people who eat strawberries with forks

[@purplebatgirl9563]

When I was 3 I drank nearly entire bottle of mango scented soap because it smelt good and I liked it

[@ntrophe5986]

How are you still alive

[@yana-eq4cf]

Wait ima do that

[@ItzKayR]

Jerry same Edit: my head is a mango now help

[@davyquinn]

hMm. Sounds like something I'd do.

[@alexanderdoesntlisson1112]

Well atleast you won’t cuss anymore with the holy soap

[@Doge-fan]

“AM I MISSING SOMETHING?” yes dom. You are missing something. It’s the chickens head😭

[@parmesean216]

Something dumb I thought: A song I heard said “roaring like a lion” and thought: “roaring like a lighthouse” and me and my dad argued over the lyric

[@parmesean216]

@Mark Donath idk I’m still trying to figure that put

[@zombii867]

When I was a kid I thought if I stayed in the McDonalds play area, A fricking squidward creepypasta would come and eat me so I cried when I got lost

[@kingdomoftransylvania5744]

mcdonalds play area... thank god there is no mcdonalds in my city

[@zombii867]

@@kingdomoftransylvania5744 honeslty any resturant with an empty or almost empty playground

[@MidnightD]

I dont remember playing in a mcdonalds playground- I have a mcdonalds near my house but it doesnt have a playground

[@Mmusic0z]

One time when I was little my brother and I were driving down a road with our mom and dad and my brother noticed that the neighborhood had a cat that I think we babysitted? And he yelled at them:GIVE US OUR CAT BACK!!!!1!111

[@Sofia-rc4bb]

When I was 7 I was obsessed with Anime so I told everyone that I was from Japan and started using random words that were in some Animes I had watched, I still haven’t told anyone

[@rikkibeard8710]

But you just told people

[@najpotenicewolf934]

The problem is...not only kids under 10 yo do that... :'D

[@Sofia-rc4bb]

@@rikkibeard8710 oops

[@rikkibeard8710]

@@Sofia-rc4bb ÒwÓ you shall pay for that

[@minnie_multistantrash3650]

@Wonder afhdhdhqhf LMAO

[@guddoggo2151]

When I was 3 I used to pull my shirt above my head and say “IM PRINCES TIANA”

[@fantastictrio6050]

Haha

[@isquack4592]

That’s kinda dumb I love it

[@Gabby-oi4dz]

XD

[@mrfantaguyfiftytwo7383]

Lol

[@sour.sparkleofficial]

Me to

[@isabelleb2654]

When I was around 5 me and my cousin would go outside and beat the "ghosts" with rakes..... we thought we were saving everyone in the house.

[@genericname2747]

You were. You've saved us all

[@Mega-rx9sr]

You were There aren't ghosts anymore cause you beat them all

[@idk.8554]

One time I was around 3 and my brother was around months idk I wanted lemonade but my mom was holding my brother so my mom called my dad I had spilled some so he slipped when he was running 😂👌🏼

[@idk.8554]

If there is light then no ghost can get u👌🏼so u safe

[@anonymouspigeon1]

Well did you see any ghosts?

[@oliviaharshman1117]

4:12 Dark Dom: *sees Mike the headless chicken* "I don't get it, looks pretty normal to me."

[@koraichu]

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS KID?" **Shows Ryantoysreview in the thumbnail** Everything.

[@tzctlpc]

More like his signature Roblox game that I like but I hate it because so characters you can’t interact with

[@Th3RealPeterGriffin]

@@tzctlpc r/ihadastroke

[@koraichu]

@Nathan and aiden Plays and vlogs who is

[@gdemerald581]

Its his parents that cause it.

[@Liyana349]

@@gdemerald581 ye like 5 years ago he acted like a kid but now he is just like dora the explorer.

[@nito1436]

Can we talk about how smart the 9 year old kid probably is? He was told to write a love story at the age of 9, yet he had the intelligence to realize love was more complex than in any of the movies he had seen, and created a tragic tale of an impossible romance. If this kid was born a few centuries ago they would be teaching entire curriculums about his fables.

[@zackgames1066]

wow

[@sulemenk2-]

nah his parents probably let him be on the dark side of the internet for too long

[@zackgames1066]

naw b

[@JeremyHale141]

You’re right

[@Freeveymods]

a 9yrs old kid has 5 IQ

[@phillylily]

When I was younger, my bestfriend and I would hang out ALL the time. One time, my mom bought a giant box of gum and left it on the counter. My bestfriend and I thought that there was a monster chasing us who stole all of the gum. So my bestfriend and I had the bright idea to scoop the gum of the counter, bring the gum to the play set outside, and stuff our faces. We ate all 120 pieces. I think my mom worries for our sanity

[@SomeGuyOnYT]

*120* Was that gum made for like 30 people?

[@phillylily]

@@SomeGuyOnYT umm I think it was from Costco. My mom probably had a plan to do something with it.

[@tuckerspall4194]

@@phillylily I have done that but I bought the gum myself

[@marybethvanlandingham8825]

4:11 no wonder the chicken looks weird.... Its literally titled "Mile, the chicken that lived for 18 months without a head." 🤣

[@Alex-tt5mn]

When I was a kid we went to San Francisco, there was this couple walking in front of us. I ran through the women’s legs, she was also wearing a dress.

[@ToffeeCoffee001]

POOR LADY 🤧

[@pik2786]

.

[@wormofcourage-therejectcac8710]

omg same!

[@wormofcourage-therejectcac8710]

except i was 22 and i enjoyed it

[@daylineli]

DANMIT YOU FORGOT TO LOOK UP you know what im talking about right?

[@Momentum840]

I vaguely remember taking a whole turd out of my brother’s potty and ate it

[@catherineg.2052]

*umm WHAT*

[@oliverzwatermelongum]

HAHAHAHAHA-

[@yana-eq4cf]

This is the best comment ever

[@ItzKayR]

Mmmm chocolate

[@soakedinbleachh]

HAHAHA OMLLL

[@arkfr]

When you looked up “chicken 18 months” the images were about the chicken who got decapitated, survived and lived 18 months more

[@rynzoku8662]

Ark wait what the hell

[@catrvomit]

@Sebastian Uribe hi

[@sheilawilluams1249]

ArkNoSimp aka Mike

[@Soup_2007]

I was like 6 in a grocery store and was chewing on a balloon I got from somewhere. I saw a girl who was like 10 or something and wanted to be friends with her. I walked up to her, took the balloon out of my mouth, and placed it on her arm. She looked at me with disgust and threw the balloon on the floor. I felt so heartbroken and started crying.

[@Thenicedevil090]

Ttttthhhhhheeeeee ffffffuuuuuuuuu-????????

[@MossMothMyBeloved]

I like how you were just casually chewing a _balloon._

[@katt1420]

One time when I was like, five, I asked my brother to hold a Lego piece for me. He agreed, and I handed him the Lego. I than walked out of the room, and told my parents he stole the Lego from me. I don't know why, but I for some reason 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 wanted to get my brother in trouble. Lets just say that my parents didn't care in the slightest and just went in there and told him not to do it again. I was in a bad mood for the rest of the day, because my brother didn't get in trouble for something he didn't do.

[@lemonoomy4599]

Wow that’s some sad shit

[@yh0o]

😹😹😹😹😹😹 what

[@idk.8554]

Lol😂👌🏼

[@niketastic]

@@lemonoomy4599 ikr

[@avfx111]

Justice is served.

[@Heavenly_Father]

You are most welcome.

[@avaa2983]

*Thank you again*

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

thanks gaben

[@badger292]

He H

[@edoardogiancarli6325]

Thanks

[@MacIsLosingHisMind]

I am no longer atheist thank you father

[@pxlbzd4ztr0ph1lia]

My brother when he was a little kid pooped himself at Hilltop Fun Center and shook it down his pant leg. When my parents asked why there was crap on the floor, he said it was the dog. Dog's were not allowed at Hilltop. We still laugh at it to this day.

[@lxshadowfangxl-]

4:57 trust me when I say this, when I was 6/7 I would go underneath my blanket until my eyes closed because I didn't know how to close my eyes, yet I also blinked.

[@808pdb]

One of the most stupidest things I've ever done is when I was 1 year old I was playing with my poop and toy trains I am not kidding

[@murkin808]

If that's ONE of the stupidest, I'm afraid of THE stupidest thing

[@808pdb]

I don't know the stupidest thing was so I just said that

[@murkin808]

@@808pdb oh k

[@soonidoognidori8477]

i ate dirt for 2 years... my grandma caught me in the act and i remember feeling upset...

[@baloo8151]

When I was a little demon one stupid thing I thought was that “make up work” meant that I had to do my teacher’s make up. I thought this was it for months and was so confused.

[@jude4400]

:ᴅ LMAOOOO 😂

[@Kolle4732]

This wasn't me, but once when my parents weren't looking, my sister took her diaper off and pooped on the floor, my other sister ate it and smeared it all over the walls and floor

[@smallsingingelephants]

Kolle your other sister is NASTYY 😭

[@Catterism]

I'm gonna throw up-

[@jctubezzz]

r/yoursisterisstoopiduptothisday?

[@Da_Sire]

😃😀😄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😂😄😀😃

[@TheRealRebeg]

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[@Imag1nxry]

When I was about 1 years old, I got a bag of porridge oats and put them all over the living room they shouted to my mum, “MUMMY ITS SNowInG”

[@charliecat2948]

One time when I was like 4 I said to my dad “I want to paint the wall clear so we can see through it” and to this day he continues to bring the story up and say “she’s so smart” HA HA “SMART”???

[@quigi8526]

Future Einstein right here

[@charliecat2948]

@@quigi8526 LOL😂

[@quigi8526]

@@charliecat2948 xd

[@sincerelyhenry.9585]

Is that Elizabeth Afton in ur profile picture-

[@znack9705]

@@sincerelyhenry.9585 Y e s i t elizabeth

[@_zoeyshaa_]

I thought that everyone lived until one hundred and that when it was my time to go I would just NOT DIE like it was a choice lmao

[@kingdomoftransylvania5744]

it is a choice

[@_zoeyshaa_]

Muresan Constantin everybody dieing fricking weaklings

[@_zoeyshaa_]

That’s what o thought.... oof I was a cruel kid

[@RealCynix]

@@_zoeyshaa_ saw ur comment on mrbeast

[@autokid311]

I remember being told by my grandma that I would die one day and that upset me when I was 6 or 7

[@tattletale6646]

When I was a kid I used to think the monster high theme said "Frankie's shaking thighs" instead of "freaky chic and fly" and I would always sing that

[@talktuahfanatic1776]

omg i cant even-

[@vivianareyes3671]

XD I DIED

[@anidiot7594]

top misheard lyrics

[@knelly7132]

Once I went to a garden with my parents and grandparents and I saw a fountain with algae and thought it was just a sprinkler on the grass so I thought it would be great to run under the 'sprinker'. Ended up running straight into a public fountain. I was also unable to swim but somehow able to keep afloat. We had to go and buy me new clothes in a charity shop so I could get changed. It was the most embarrassing thing.

[@kipryan2521]

I once emptied out an entire thing of hand soap in a bath because I thought that it would automatically clean me.

[@ayeayecaptain9979]

A dumb story I have was when I was five my iPad had a dirty screen so I went to the bathroom and put it under the sink and washed it. Went to my parents and said it wouldn't turn on. They asked if I did something to it and told them what I did. I looked sad at the floor and my mom said it was okay and I didn't know. My parent got me a new one I think last week after. I am more sad it because where I live everything is expensive and at that time my parents didn't have that much to give. I regret that so much.

[@iamkind6324]

@@ayeayecaptain9979 you have nice parents

[@Twix2-q1l]

When I was a kid I thought a Serial killer was a “cereal killer” I thought they put stuff in cereal to kill people 😂🤣 and I used to always look and smell the cereal 😭😭😭

[@igorvidackovic5029]

you were such a stupid kid

[@Twix2-q1l]

@@igorvidackovic5029 yes I know 😭

[@Twix2-q1l]

@Mark Donath 😂

[@kadei7117]

@@igorvidackovic5029 bruh that's what being a kid is about

[@paperdrum39]

Same-

[@ruetistic]

When i was a kid, i tried to impress a boy in the pool and accidentally went into the 6ft area and almost drowned That was last year :)

[@idk.8554]

I almost drowned to and in front of a teen I was trying to impress I was in a lake :) a man ran me over with his floaty this was 2 years I guess this is close to the same story somehow

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

damn.

[@idk.8554]

@@purplesweaterboi4763 Still traumatized to this day

[@poyokki]

I don’t remember it but my whole family does. My sister went in our pool and almost drowned, apparently I saved her.

[@idk.8554]

* 0 *

[@echoingvoids]

**sees the Ryan's world thumbnail** WELP, guess I'm gonna click it. My brain: Don't click it. Me: **Clicks it*

[@-Rae.Jmnz08-]

The most stupid thing that I did as a kid was I pretended to be a spy on a secret mission in front of my friend at a local pool, and I would constantly go hide behind pool poles and talk to myself like I had a walkie talkie-

[@dmace14]

I taped a sharpener to the top of a small plastic tube to that all the sharpenings would go inside and I called it the pencil-sharp-o-matic. Not only did you have to take the tape off to empty it every time, but it took literally 4 years for me to realise that sharpeners like that already existed.

[@remizstudio]

I used to think that teachers lived in ✨C L O S E T S✨ at school

[@mayoayo7107]

Wait, they don't? (Don't worry I know they live in their home)

[@elinlol9982]

XD I thought they lived in secret dressers

[@reeces.pieces3]

I thought the teachers lounge was a bunch of beds

[@st0rminecraft62]

I thought there was a ladder leading to a secret room in my school where the teachers lived in underground mansions. =/

[@arandomrattler5129]

I'm still a kid and I'm more dumb I got a headache since I done this trick my trampoline but I keep doing it 5 times a day or something

[@that_one_twink]

When I was in second grade I drew a picture that had a gravestone with my name on it when I got home gave it to my mum and she just is so confused like "why did you draw this hun" and I would be like IDK

[@dorianwojtowicz]

A stupid thing I did when I was little was I ate a really big mouthful of salt because I thought it was sugar. The worse thing was my mum warned me before but I just told her she's crazy.

[@lordbasketboi9998]

“This looks like a normal chicken to me” that chicken was literally headless

[@iloveicecream9017]

Yup, totally normal.

[@BatBitesTheBat]

Mike the headless chicken. He was a legend? Ever heard of him? He lived after the farmer chopped his head off!

[@godofgames0947]

@@BatBitesTheBat yep, de he died from bacteria btw? Or something

[@legendarymonkey503]

GodOfGames 094 he lives for like 2 years or somethin like that

[@mysteve8869]

@@legendarymonkey503 he lived 18 months. That's why he popped up when Dom googled chicken 18 months

[@thiccbirb7491]

Did he not notice that was a headless chicken

[@hotbarbie]

I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@rallxyzrobynchanslaptop4602]

time stamp?

[@Zoyaischeesecake]

@@rallxyzrobynchanslaptop4602 around 4:04

[@analeedavis-torres9558]

I don’t know..

[@girlkisser2763]

@@Zoyaischeesecake time stamp not found

[@awesomefox555]

Dom: “this looks like a normal chicken to me” Chicken: *is missing it’s head*

[@confusedcrying986]

When I was a kid, my parents weren’t watching over me so I took the scissors and went in their bedroom and cut their curtains and when they asked me "Why did you do that" I responded with "I cut them because they are ugly."

[@no1groverfan]

When my first tooth came out I went into my mum's bathroom and lied on the floor and started cried and yell "I'm gonna die " for about half an hour and also got 15 pound

[@princeisinactive]

When I was 3 I played hide and seek with my grandma. She went to go hide while I went to seek. I got distracted by my Jollibee toy and left her standing in the cupboard for atleast 20 minutes until she finally heard the Jollibee theme song coming from my room.

[@1em0ji_c4t_p1k4]

This is actually kinda sad tbh-

[@Sam10075-n]

Whats jollibee

[@1em0ji_c4t_p1k4]

@@Sam10075-n it's a fast food restaurant, you don't know? It's pretty well known.

[@Sam10075-n]

@@1em0ji_c4t_p1k4 ok

[@ethandoesstuff2973]

Nora Does Things Whats jollibee U: SHUT SHUT SHUT Edit:im sorry

[@Just_ur_average_zucchini]

Once i was playing with these tiny green magnets on my refrigerator that made a loud clicking noise. My mom saw me and told me if she catches me playing with them again, shes going to throw away some of my toys. Of course, i didnt listen, so when i was playing with one and i heard my mom walking in, i grabbed one of the magnets and swallowed it. After i ran off and pretended nothing happened. I never told my parents, and it somehow didnt cause any problems. I still havent told them to this day.

[@StarVampire792]

When I was a kid, I though the every state was China and Florida was the only state that can speak English

[@Cħris]

What the heck does this mean

[@i_reallylikecrows]

i thought every house in alabama was called alabama id go "tHeReS aLaBaMa aNd tHeReS aLaBaMa"

[@StarVampire792]

@Marie Stukes hah, no

[@StarVampire792]

@@i_reallylikecrows sweet home Alabama

[@jelocity5978]

@@i_reallylikecrows wait do you live in Alabama? Cuz I do

[@dashie6351]

The most stupid I've done as a kid was making a water slide in the hallway and ruining the floor

[@SamShatto07]

Funny story of when I was a kid... When I was like 4 or 5, I used to think that horses were actually a breed of dog with a rare bark. I never told my mom, but my mom went to a hotel, bringing me and my family of course for a vacation. In the hotel lobby, there was a painting of a horse above a couch. I pointed to the painting and said, "Mommy! Look! A doggy!" And my mom said, "no sweety, that's a horse." I said, "No! This is a rare type of dog, named horse!" And mom said, "sweetie, dogs and horses are different from each other." The pure shock was immeasurable....

[@Stillcrown239]

When I saw my dad push down the trash in the trash can for the first time, I noticed there was suddenly more room in it and I thought my dad was a wizard.

[@noorieem6827]

When I was a kid I thought candles were edible so I tried to eat them on my birthday.

[@yunggsluxee]

SAME

[@мертвыйканал-м3х]

omg I almost died eating one

[@tatais714]

When edible candles exist: 👁👄👁

[@plaguepestilence]

When I was a kid I put my finger in the pencil sharpener bc I thought it would make my nail longer (My finger didn't fit)

[@мертвыйканал-м3х]

@@plaguepestilence shit my hand went through a nail, im bleeding

[@Super-Shafs]

I was probably the dumbest when I was a kid 1. I drank a bottle of liquid soap because my brother said my breath smelled bad 2. I prank called the emergency services. I said some gibberish and then hung up

[@kingdomoftransylvania5744]

how did u not die

[@icanseeyou9820]

Muresan Constantin soap doesn’t kill you, it’d be dangerous if it did since so many kids are idiots

[@iguanawithinternetaccess930]

what the

[@kingdomoftransylvania5744]

@@icanseeyou9820 it does if u drink it remember when trump told people that they should drink soap ( or something like that ) and people actually did it and died

[@icanseeyou9820]

Muresan Constantin no, he told people to drink disinfectant (bleach etc) which can kill you. hand soap can’t - I drank a mouthful of it once and all that happened was that I vomited

[@mayo_nnais3]

When I was 3, I asked my mom what spiders ate. She didn't wanna tell me that they ate bugs, so she told me they eat things we don't like. So, I asked her if that means they eat spinach and broccoli. She started laughing and making fun of me to her friends, and I was so confused and started crying.

[@HalaNixNyx]

im 14- and a few weeks ago my brain died and i was listening to songs from the BlueSky studio move "Rio" and i stupidly asked my mom "mom? where does the movie Rio take place?" i felt so dumb realising what i said a few seconds later-

[@HalaNixNyx]

this was a few weeks ago- therefore- im older by days umu

[@oben6853]

@@HalaNixNyx why were you listening to rio songs

[@michaelgallagher3739]

Wait the movie with the blue bird?

[@HalaNixNyx]

@@michaelgallagher3739 yep

[@HalaNixNyx]

@@oben6853 i like listening to songs from movies-

[@ansleyiscooler]

When I was like 5 I thought that ppl from shows didn’t know they were in shows. So I would think one day I’d meet them irl and and I couldn’t tell them they were in a show bc they would go insane!!😂

[@cloudishcody538]

I used to think they were livestreamed on tv 😂😂

[@maddy3209]

@@cloudishcody538 same lol

[@goofydawgbruh]

When I was like 5 years old I thought that if I put my feet on the wall I would be Spiderman. Yes I was very smooth brain

[@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834]

Hahaha LOL

[@jillianbruening8199]

When i was a kid my mom said she knows everything and can see through walls (idk why) but i would repeatedly ask my mom what was through the walls.

[@S4k0ya]

As a kid, I really liked horses and thought that grass was delicious since they ate it. So I went in my backyard, ripped a handful of grass out of the ground, and shoved it in my mouth. Dirt and everything. Needless to say, 9/10, would probably do it again-

[@catalatus]

I used to break pens and stuff and then play with the ink inside, mixing it with stuff and pretending I was a witch. Successfully destroying a bunch of clothes in the process.

[@yourgurlasher9299]

I did something stupid as a child, I dyed my hair blue I was referred to “fundip”

[@Hairfullofsecretsref]

One stupidest thing I did was when I was into water I saw something in the fridge and I thought it was water turns out it was tequila now when I have kids imma tell them when they are 12 dont do stupid shit like this

[@newish4547]

I remember that one time I literally thought that someone was living in our roof, so every night I'd yell *"GOODNIGHT ROOF GUY!"*

[@roxannehertzler606]

Thats nice

[@pik2786]

.

[@panzerkrieg3509]

And then one night someone responds from your roof "good night"

[@roseberri6703]

So you're saying that you were talking to yourself.

[@yonkers11]

When I was little, my older brother heard me laughing in my room in the middle of the night. He told my parents and they came in to see 2-3 year old me with a baby powder bottle throwing it everywhere. I sat there and watched my whole family cleaning it up. To this day, I just say “ I was making it snow”

[@missmaam2763]

Awwwww

[@anonymoustortoise3208]

I did the same thing but it was in my living room

[@vegitoblue844]

In winter?

[@rileyf7201]

that......... is just relatable

[@yonkers11]

@@vegitoblue844 I live in Texas we don't know what that is

[@audrinavarchetti2596]

When i was 10 my teacher told me to write a story and i decided I wanted to re write the titanic because no body has ever watched that movie and I got a 0 percent

[@minionlover55]

LOL that’s my favorite movie i watch it all the time

[@sickfingers8792]

Harambe skull for me

[@officialxyg]

Being a child is basically the free trial for life

[@ditzyswan3069]

When i was a kid my mom gave me some chapstick. I thought it tasted good. _To this day she still wonders why we ran out so quickly_

[@acasualedsheeranhater6032]

When I was little I thought “volleyball” was “Ballyball”

[@acasualedsheeranhater6032]

@Terraver Animations lolll yes exactly 💀

[@drakeburr2472]

Same

[@emerydoesroblox760]

Same I found out it wasn't by summer break of 2018

[@acasualedsheeranhater6032]

@@emerydoesroblox760 you must have been so baffled at that moment lolll Ik I was

[@dcagdigger312]

Same

[@releasethealbum6190]

When i was a kid i thought "crystal meth" was a real crystal so i told my friends i was making crystal meth.

[@tesla_petrol5011]

something I did that was fricking stupid, was around 7-8 years of age I hid a tub of ice-cream under my bed to save it, and when I got back from holiday, it was pretty much a thick liquid. I then proceeded to cry my eyes out, until my parents felt so much empathy they bought me a tub of ice-cream anyway. love the vids :D

[@swoo_27]

When i was a kid, i ran straight into a pole. A metal pole. Head first.

[@teo-sb]

Uhh I feel like everyone did that as a kid

[@memeurr--dreemurr8530]

I ran into a tree head first once lmao

[@paymanrasul4055]

omg what??! XDD

[@obi-wankenobi9343]

Intelligence 100

[@Fckn_boringraccoon]

Ouchies!

[@r0ute.7]

When I was younger, my sister had a GameCube. One day, she left the disks out. Being four years old at the time, I saw that the disks were shiny and started scratching them because I was a stupid kid. When I was done scratching them, the games were unplayable. Over 10 games were scratched up that day. I’ve been trying to fix them ever since.

[@nino-nx8pq]

When I was like 4, I saw a dude decked out in Biker Gear and I just screamed “LOOK MOMMY, A PIRATE!” Still cringe at it to this day.

[@IbrahimAdam-b9e]

Once, while I was passing a store, I saw soap which looked like a sweet and without thinking immediately took a bite. I then noticed that it was soap so put it back. Now someone is probably wondering why their soap bar has a bite mark.

[@Husslz]

When I was a stupid little kid, I accidentally bumped into a mannequin and said sorry.

[@grassymatts5596]

I still do that..