r/kidsarestupid - WELL... HE TRIED I GUESS?

[@DarkDom]

whats the dumbest thing u did as a kid?

[@xxyodagamerxx3819]

Drank bleach and had to go to the hospital

[@Dontkillkenny69]

I punched right through the glass door at my house

[@vannah_banana1822]

Thought my life would be better when I grew up.

[@brendacastillo814]

@UCIIHuQ3i2WiM2_m5ZGuCEAA WHAT

[@NotUndulateCrown58]

I did the thing where you do that thing it’s bad

[@justlivin2499]

When I was but a young ignorant boy, probably around the age of 2 or 3 my parents had these massive jugs of water in the house and I really wanted a swimming pool so I had the bright idea to pour the jugs all over my room in the hopes of making a swimming pool in my room. All I got out of that experience was a grounding and some water damage to the house, great memories.

[@inqyr4707]

@26 Mic no

[@zay6ix]

@@inqyr4707 racially motivated

[@Deriva-sq2ng]

@26 Mic no

[@Adamqad]

@26 Mic no shush

[@fusionmozy8554]

@26 Mic no

[@ConnorPugs]

When I was little I used to think babies were made by kissing. I believed that until the 5th grade…

[@darthmauve]

nice

[@mr.Nooblinton]

Same

[@Metalsilly]

What happened in 5th grade that made you find out the real way babies are made lmao?

[@Novaissue]

Same Connor same.. Except I find out It wasn't true on 2/3th grade..

[@doommaster704]

Hey Conner

[@Triple-A-Duracell-battery]

When I was a little boy like 5 in year 1, I tried to convince my teacher that school was fake and I was on to there tricks on how they are paid actors. It still haunts me to this day

[@turtlewindhat]

lmao

[@DylaDev]

When I was a kid, I once thought that gun and gum meant the same thing. So I was at the gas station with my mom and asked for some 'gun'. She then responded, "Gun? You mean the one you shoot people with?" but I thought she was joking so then I asked again. She told me the same thing. I just decided to ask the cashier for gun. He looked at me weird before looking at my mom concerned before saying, "Do you mean gum?" and I said, "Yeah." he pointed towards some gum which my mom bought. I had to ask my mom what happened in the gas station. She then said, "A gun is a weapon and gum is the thing you chew." Then I just sat mind blown for an 1 hour.

[@bynezal9293]

bruh

[@sybaukeddd]

pls dont read mine

[@Maggie66112]

Your mom said the same thing? Is she like an npc

[@urbl00d10]

i remember doing that in the bathroom, like in the shower you step in some “box” thing made out of rocks and stuff (if you get what i mean) and i used to put like shampoo bottles over the drain thing and the whole shower would fill up with water, my mom was not happy at all

[@GumSkyloard]

.. I feel a little concerned..

[@wjays]

I stepped on a rusty nail and I really thought I was gonna have to get a Tetnus shot. I sobbed so much but then realized that I got it when I was 4 and I was 10 at the time. My friend's mom had to call my mom to make sure I got it already. That made me start screaming and sobbing even more.

[@MarcinOsadowskiNiePrawdziwy]

@26 Mic shut up

[@wolfysquid336]

Yeah I blacked out when I got my previous tetanus shot… I fell off the doctors table and barely made it without being paralyzed (the way I fell )

[@Abby_liko]

Yeah same, I stepped on a rusty nail but I didn't tell my parents because I was scared they might get angry at me lol

[@ssenador]

Good you didn't get any disease

[@rblursedcomments9362]

I got a nasty viral infection from getting my TDAP (Tetanus+ shot) mixed with two others on the same day. My dad was stupid and said yes to 3 shots at once. If he had added anymore, I probably would have died from a huge immune system malfunction

[@trianglemoebius]

When I was about 4 or 5, my parents were watching some movie in which the protagonist was psychic. I asked my parents how they were doing the things they were doing (eg, levitating stuff) and they explained to me the character had a magic power that let them move things with their mind. This would have been the end of it, except I wasn't totally aware what "fiction" was yet and assumed everything shown on TV was live footage, so I figured everyone just had psychic powers and got really upset that I didn't have any. EDIT: Also I suppose thinking everything on TV was live was also kind of stupid of me. Like I firmly believed every time a movie or programme was played on TV, they were filming it as it was happening, like a stageplay.

[@mariellafarrugia291]

We have the same story bro

[@lykkecirch6357]

The dumbest thing I did as a child was probably; me walking into school with my favourite new toy I had gotten, and someone came up to me and said something I dont remember. I apperently did not appreciate what they said and got mad, proceeding to throw it onto the ground and stomp on it until it broke apart completely and walked away angrily, leaving the broken toy on the ground. It keeps me up at night.

[@yourlocalidiot9470]

@26 Mic s h u t

[@thorndoll_52]

@26 Mic yes im dying looking at your videos, but not from laughing.

[@supercoolperson2]

@26 Mic it good you have actual vids but no advertise

[@coronelwhatsapp2289]

Damn can’t believe he would do that to you man smh

[@coronelwhatsapp2289]

@26 Mic wow bro your vids got the whole squad laughing 😐😶😐😶😐

[@Maddie-qq8dv]

when I was a kid, my mom watched TLC a lot and there was one segment on a show where they recorded the mom giving birth...and to my 6 year old brain it looked like her stomach was getting bigger and bigger and then my mom switched channels before I saw anything else, so from that point on I filled in the blanks in my own head and I fully believed that in order to give birth, a woman’s stomach got bigger and bigger until it EXPLODED and then she had to grow a new one and that’s why women stay in the hospital after giving birth, because they have to re grow their stomachs....I had quite a wild imagination, as you can tell

[@M0thlin]

@Vaders Butt I used to think that if you fall asleep with another person in bed, you would be pregnant the next day. And I mean without having sex, just sleeping

[@crazykitten752]

I used to think if a boys saliva goes in a girls mouth there's a baby 🤦‍♂️

[@dauf8747]

Damn

[@M0thlin]

@@crazykitten752 Nice

[@uwucky]

Tf?

[@eliesparza4282]

A story by my mom, she said when I was probably like 2 shopping with my parents, we were in either an elevator or in an isle at Target and there was a coke cup from some type of fast food place and apparently 2-year-old me was thirsty and wanted a sip…you can use your imagination on what happened after that, and to make it worse a guy apparently said “Ewwww”

[@creeper53254]

Nice

[@funni_moksi69]

Huh? I don get it

[@keegandaurity304]

When I was little, before I was given "The Talk™" I thought men had no part in childbirth. I literally thought women could just spontaneously have children, as if it was an RNG-related event in a frickin videogame.

[@nettequestionmark]

Same ☠️

[@maxmajor13]

i thought they would have a talk to god

[@godzillagod9752]

I thought that they would be spawned in a hospital

[@willowrakiahcreager123]

Sometimes I wish

[@alter112]

I thought you bought them in huge stores until i saw an arthur episode debunking it

[@bradlymedrano]

When I was a kid I thought by punching a punching bag you would get stronger, so I got a pillow and punched it for like 15 seconds and asked my older brother if I looked stronger. After he replied with "I don't know, test it", for some reason I decided to test it on my rooms window. I punched the window and the whole window cracked. It didn't shatter, but it was on life support because of how many cracks it had. I begged him not to tell which I don't know what I expected, it's a whole broken window 😭. Anyways, good times.

[@tss1473]

@26 Mic no

[@Someone-rk4nt]

@26 Mic No.

[@bloopahh]

we have the same name LOL

[@bradlymedrano]

@@bloopahh we must fight to death in order for one of us to keep the name

[@p1nkgh0uls47]

@26 Mic you know who else’s vids are entertaining? JOE MAMAS

[@4-eyes623]

When I was a child, I had mistakenly thought a random girl was my sister and I hugged her. It’s been about 7 years and I still regret it.

[@wolfysquid336]

When me and my identical twin sister were toddlers, we decided it would be an amazing idea to dance around each other, with scissors, and chant “I got scissors, I can cut!” Over, and over, and over again. Long story short, our mom came back, about to fold clothes, and saw her children doing this dumb ritual-like thing in her kitchen…

[@ineunde]

holy heck me and my sister hated to have our hair short but for some reason we were playing with scissors and we decided to cut each others hair and we thought it was SO FUN so we keep cutting XD and i even cut my doll's hair lolol well in the end we both have short hair ;v;

[@thecatsays4666]

while this is funny, i just thought about a peruvian dance involving scissors lol (danza de las tijeras)

[@rknlhw]

Around 2013 I went to the ocean with my family, my parents didn't let me go too deep into the ocean bc I was just a kid who didn't know how to swim. I got into the water and a fish touched my foot, being the dramatic idiot child I was, I started screaming and crying saying there's a shark in the water. Everyone got out of the water and we immediately went home. I still think about it till this day.

[@Jiyu_Starfam]

hi

[@smusky4643]

You're a monster 😔

[@TiffanyJClark]

@26 Mic bot

[@rknlhw]

@@smusky4643 well I am very aware of that, proud of it even :)

[@smusky4643]

@@rknlhw -400 social credit! I'm calling the MSS!

[@BehIsReal]

I sprayed myself with salt water with a soap dispenser while shouting “grab that hoe’s attention” and “top ten anime betrayals” while sitting on my couch. It felt like a wet sponge for a month.

[@dondonnellan4162]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@cupcakecatcaterson8884]

Umm, are you in therapy yet?

[@chrisvasile8222]

When I was about 8 i thought that if i had my eyes closed while taking my shirt off I'll go to another dimension.💀💀💀

[@juliefarrell6688]

@26 Mic "HA no" -Alastor

[@user-vl3bs9kw5m]

i thought for a long time that if i did that i would travel to a quiet place. like the movie.

[@dauf8747]

Thats a cool anime arc

[@zackerysheldon7362]

I feel like when I get dressed, when you pull your shirt off, demons around you in the dark have a chance to grab you. Same with blinking

[@chrisvasile8222]

@@zackerysheldon7362 Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that

[@samuel-aka-contepic]

My older brother was so stupid. Once when i was like 7 or something (idk) me and my brother were playing a game where you would jump off the bunk bed at the highest point onto a bean bag. On one of my turns my brother moved the bean bag away and nearly broke my ankles. Could not walk for a week. Thanks a lot.

[@Taimiansstuff]

When I was seven, I thought disabled signs were for people who have wheelchairs to park there wheel chairs there, get up from there wheelchairs, and walk to the store. When I realized that's not how it works, I felt like the stupidest kid ever.

[@kingnaruto4life422]

“Hmm yes, what a nice day to park my wheelchair, bypass my disability, and just walk to the store completely fine.” Pretty legit I would say

[@danmoyer4341]

I thought the same thing

[@dusker_s]

im just imagining a disabled person just park their wheelchair at 7/11 💀

[@Taimiansstuff]

@@dusker_s oh, oh my...

[@turtlewindhat]

same bruh 😭

[@player1641]

I am honestly so embarrassed to admit this but. When I was 7 years old I thought gender depended on if you were given birth by your dad or mom. So I thought, if your mom gave birth to you, you were a girl. And if you were a boy, it was because your dad gave birth to you.

[@sealandball3043]

how is it even possible to think ur dad gave birth to u?

[@ifyn4882]

ok, sorry if ur embaressed even more but... *THIS ONE GOT ME HYSTERICAL LMAOOOO*

[@player1641]

@@sealandball3043 I knew about mitosis, so intuitively that's what my mind came up with lmao

[@Abby_liko]

I used to think dogs are boys because they like to play while cats are girls because they like bathing and are a little mean- no offense

[@nuclearnacho2468]

@@sealandball3043 its 2021 tho 🤷🏿

[@jjade122]

When I was around 4-5, me and my sister were playing hide and seek and I had the brilliant idea of jumping out of my window (on the second story) so she'd never find me. I didn't even get that hurt.

[@uwucky]

I'm sorry but what was the thought process behind that

[@owenpillinger9467]

didnt get THAT hurt huh

[@PizzaGamez_]

When I was about 5, I was really into Spider-Man, mainly his web swinging. I really liked the web swinging and running on walls, so I wrapped a cord that you use to close blinds around my neck, and tried to run on a wall… I was almost strangled 😂

[@methane5211]

@26 Mic go and prove it by being on the KZbin page

[@apricottoes]

@G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ ah yes commiting a sayori

[@anko_dtm]

guy

[@gooseygoose46673]

that sounds fun, maybe I’ll try it!

[@poifferfoshssocool]

@@gooseygoose46673 NO DONT

[@ultradoodle3787]

When I was young, I told my aunt that my father was abusing my mother as a joke. It spread like wildfire around the family. My mother was so confused.

[@Yoyo-l2u9s]

Poor mother

[@dauf8747]

How is that a joke bruh 😭

[@ultradoodle3787]

@@dauf8747 I was a messed up kid.

[@sillydog]

If somebody called the cops I wonder how the conversation went.

[@HotPocketM]

@@dauf8747 dark humor

[@ruffles2708]

3:08 I did have final exams- it’s to see what level you are on, so they now how advanced you are in middle school

[@portalsfae123]

I remember I was drinking a milkshake, minding my own business when I notice a little girl, around four, staring deeply into my soul, walking with her mother, when she walks next to me she sneezes, and keeps walking. She just waited till she could sneeze on me. It's been months and I think about that a lot

[@BudgetBreakdown74]

When I was 5 I asked my father what the stuff in the candle was. He said it was wax. I replied "Wow! That must of come from the biggest ear in the world!" He laughed so I thought oh I guess that isn't right... rather than assuming it wasn't earwax I thought in candle factories there were hundreds of people draining their earwax into jars. Though this for two more years.

[@ARandomPumpkin1234]

Man how JUST HOW!

[@draculauraxox]

When I was younger, I needed help opening the milk, so I went upstairs with the milk in my hand and asked my mom to open it for me. She did. On my way back downstairs, I thought "If I can skip 2 steps while going up, can I skip 2 while going down?" Anyway, we all know what happened after that💀

[@ARandomPumpkin1234]

Oh Gosh

[@totallyordinary224]

You are my comfort KZbin somehow. Every time I come to this channel when im sick, sad or worried about something it always cheers me up. Ily Dom =D

[@KaijuFanatic-fq7dy]

When I was young I stuck my finger in a plugged in light bulb socket. It felt weird.

[@raj-w2n8x]

did you become shazam?

[@KaijuFanatic-fq7dy]

@@raj-w2n8x I think so

[@BOOM-BLOBER]

@@raj-w2n8x nah he become flash

[@GodHarold]

What did it feel like

[@KaijuFanatic-fq7dy]

@@GodHarold from what I can remember it was like a sharp tingling feeling going through my body

[@Parishkaan]

When I was younger like 5 or 4 we lived in an apartment so we had a balcony . One day I was playing near the door and saw a pigeon land on the railings . It sat there for like 15 minutes and I thought it broke it’s wing so I jumped on the couch and starting flapping my arms I think I scared it bc it flew away immediately . I thought I had taught it how to fly

[@ARandomPumpkin1234]

Bruh

[@Sage_Was_Here]

The dumbest thing I ever did as a kid was sit in front of the tv watching peppa pig and I had my moms purse, I got all the coins I could I find... and then I started eating them like popcorn.

[@romansreddead]

HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD-

[@Sage_Was_Here]

@@romansreddead I DON'T KNOW LOL

[@ibnShafii.Recordings]

My man's immortal

[@Sage_Was_Here]

@@ibnShafii.Recordings Frrrr

[@jwdominionpyroraptor4775]

How are u not dead?

[@corinne6103]

When I was like 6, I decided it would be fun to test my acting "skills." Well unfortunately I was in a public pool during that. I faked drowning and my parents and the lifeguard are there freaking out trying to get me out of the pool. They eventually got me out and I just sat up and got back in the pool smiling like nothing happened. There was also another time when I wanted to see if the stranger danger thing would work. So when my grandma was taking me homr from a store, on the way out, I start screaming "stranger danger!! I don't know this woman!! Help!" And then my grandma is freaking out and telling everyone that she's my grandma and I'm like "no she's not" the car ride home was super awkward

[@Abby_liko]

I feel bad for your grandma, what was the people's reaction tho 🤣

[@corinne6103]

@@Abby_liko they told me they were calling 911

[@Abby_liko]

@@corinne6103 oop-

[@dauf8747]

Man could have their grandma arrested

[@dolphinman9896]

Bruh 😭

[@Skitsyman20]

When I was little I found out the cats always land on their feet and I thought that it doesn’t matter how high you threw the cat It wouldn’t get hurt no matter how high you threw it from so little me went to the highest floor in my house and tried to throw the cat out the window this was a third story building the cat scratched my arm and ran out of the room it’s still haunts me to think of what could’ve happened that day

[@thepsychicmegalodon1465]

When I was 3-4 I thought that actors sacrificed their lives for their characters of the character died. The one time I saw a repeat actor (I mostly watched animated movies) I distinctly remember saying "oh my gosh they own a twin!?"

[@MilkIsTheOne]

When I was little like 3-5 I thought cartoon characters would just jump out the tv. Young me waited until he learn the fact that they don't exist.

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

"own a twin"

[@Wade_WolfdogComics]

I’ve done a lot of stupid things as a kid... although I think the top two stupidest ones would have to be: When my mother built me a cardboard plane and I cried because it didn’t actually fly And I ordered tons of stuffed animals off of wish and accidentally sent them to a completely different house/place

[@baldingfox77558]

TONS of stuffed animals?!

[@robblequoffle8456]

@26 Mic Um I have a boyfriend 🙄

[@SqweegeeYT]

@26 Mic Shh, This guys telling a story, no self promoting at this time,

[@urpchasvirus727]

Imagine being that house though. You are just relaxing and minding your business and the next thing you know, a fuck ton of stuff toys was delivered to you, seemingly out of nowhere.

[@ibnShafii.Recordings]

AYO TF

[@cHezzA72]

I jumped off a trampoline breaking my wrist trying to be Batman

[@Flakeycap36]

When I was about 3 our church was having a big party and every child got a ballon my brother (4) stole mine and ran around the big metal chairs, logically the only way to get the ballon back was to chase after him. I practically made a coin slot in my head by running into the chairs and still have a scar to this day

[@rockoiscools]

When I was 4 I decided to poop on floor in my room. I then said “Uh-Oh!” and cleaned it up with toilet paper. I do not know why I decided to poop on my floor on purpose.

[@rockoiscools]

@26 Mic Shut up

[@Artcat932]

@@rockoiscools mate, he’s right. After watching his video, I decided to jump off a cliff and end it all

[@rockoiscools]

@@Artcat932 Yeah. I watched his video and he came to my house and choked me until I died.

[@Artcat932]

@@rockoiscools yeah mate. Death is rough.

[@sprk_y]

@@Artcat932 Dam, I had to put bleach on my eyes after watching a second of his vids..

[@jaydenramos1650]

7:28 die yards got me laughing and i said to myself "its a yard you die" and I bursted out laughing😂😂

[@wulf768]

Not me but an old classmate of mine, I can't help but mention it cuz' GODDAMN that was terrifying. We were in class (1st grade) when suddenly we heard a girl screaming from the bathroom (the bathroom was in our classroom). She rushed outside and the teacher started panicking and escorted her out of the room. Apparently the bathroom ran out of soap to wash her hands with, so in a glorious idea she decided to use the MURIATIC ACID to wash her hands instead (I don't know why there was cleaning acid in the bathroom easily accessible to small children). Thankfully she washed it off before it caused major damage. I don't remember what happened next, but it was wild.

[@dauf8747]

The hell is

[@alexkitty149]

Holy crap 😶

[@mrleaf6055]

@@dauf8747 bro found it out before pressing enter

[@turtlewindhat]

One time someone in my 4th grade class cut part of their finger off with scissors.

[@M0thlin]

When I was about 5-6 years old, I wanted to know what soap tasted like, so I got a knife and cut a it in half and ate it. 2 hours later I was sick. I didn't want to tell anyone so I took some random pills to see if I got better, but instead I was even more sick. To the point where I started throwing up everywhere. Eventually my parents found out and I went to the doctor. End of story

[@tinagacha_0975]

My older sister ate soap and drank shampoo a lot and somehow she got sick only once or twice because she ate too much soap. At least that's what my mom told me. Idk how my sister is still alive

[@turtlewindhat]

@@tinagacha_0975 Bro she needs to go to the doctor. Drinking shampoo can poison you.

[@tinagacha_0975]

@@turtlewindhat you're right. But she was doing that 20 years ago when she was 3

[@turtlewindhat]

@@tinagacha_0975 oh shit

[@turtlewindhat]

welp lmao

[@YK_KEVIIIN]

When I was you probably like 4 - 5 years old and I once was in an amusement park and my mom said we have to go , I got mad and threw a tantrum on the dirt😭 my face was all black from dirt 😭😭😭

[@Gravity461]

“Joke” my little brother told us when he was 4: “Knock Knock” Who’s there? “Grandma” Grandma Who? “Milk” I have no idea what he was thinking to this day.

[@nothanks542]

He turned the grandma into chocolate milk. Ya know what I mean.

[@IsaacHND]

@@nothanks542 he ate grandma's ashes with a cup of milk and then had diarrhea 😳

[@hazss]

grandma came back with the milk

[@WinterNox]

This is so bad it's funny

[@alexkitty149]

Wha-

[@zleepy_zig]

when i was turning 6 years old, like it was at my birthday party, i was at a bowling alley, and i grabbed one of the bowling balls with two hands and threw it at the bowling pins. i then slipped while i was doing so, and fell flat on my face. i wish it was recorded so that i could show it off to the world.. another thing that happened when i was a kid was one time at the 4th of july, people were telling me, “go on out, [deadname], there’s fireworks out there!” me, being my little introverted self, not wanting to go out there because i’m sensitive to loud noises, wanted to stay inside, but they ended up convincing soon enough, and since i was so nervous, i bumped into the screen door. everybody laughed, then realized that they shouldn’t because i was sitting on the floor starting to cry from being too overwhelmed. me and my family went home early that 4th of july.

[@fangurl3848]

For some reason the 4th of July one genuinely made me want to just give up and start crying

[@zleepy_zig]

@@fangurl3848 WAIT- DONT CRY IM SORRY :’)

[@xquenda275]

me, who has glasses, and is apparently a scientist

[@fluffy698]

Once, when I was a kid, I thought it was a brilliant idea to put toothpaste in my eye. Long story short, pain.

[@funni_moksi69]

Damn a m n

[@wywywantssomefrenchfries3609]

I used to think that California was Canada so I spent an hour arguing to my friend about it

[@ryleymiller2940]

Here's a story When I was 6-7 I was walking down a trail alone //on my property// I suddenly start hearing a clicking sound, a kind-of mix of a electricity Crack an wood hitting wood Now I have the thing where you hear sounds in your ears but I could tell it was coming from around me. The trail had 10 more feet before an open field an my house so I ran like hell, still hearing the clicking following me till I got to the field. Never found out what it was

[@captainravioli9065]

When I was a kid,I never knew that dirt or soil had another name like earth. I also could not pronounce “element” at that time. So when my teacher said that earth was one of the four main elements,I was like “The whole world is an elephant!?”. Everyone started laughing and I was so confused.

[@dbzboi8389]

This is what my brother caused, but around when I was 3 and he was 4 or something, we were playing on the bunkbed, then he playfully pushed me (like a playfight which dogs and cats do) off, and I split my eyebrow, another time I accidently jammed my hand in the sliding door that same year or so, and my brother thought I died... he was crying HYSTERICALLY

[@kawaiiliauwu3122]

When I was in 2nd grade, I used to think as soon as you got 1 million subscribers you were friends with every KZbinr with over 1millikn subscribers

[@Sneaky_Turtle2]

When I was young, I breathed. I still cringe to it to this day

[@sprk_y]

LOL

[@thepassionatericelover123]

When I was young, my organs worked. I still cringe to it this day.

[@sprk_y]

@@thepassionatericelover123 wow

[@boinkus9784]

@@sprk_y when I was young, my heart was beating, I still cringe to this day

[@eguy1557]

@@sprk_y When I was young my brain was functioning, I still cringe to it to this day.

[@boringstuff2541]

When I was young I asked my mom can I have a baby brother and she said "one day you will" and since we always went to Costco I just said "why don't you get him at costco"

[@Beam-jo6sb]

ah yes. human trafficking at costco

[@Sportstalk1280]

Oooo look free children!!

[@Beam-jo6sb]

@@Sportstalk1280 *free samples

[@EdgyEdgarGrrrr]

i almost burned down the house because i left the stove on after cooking fries

[@monkeh3612]

Cooking fries?

[@juliefarrell6688]

In my family we reffer to a dude's cock and balls as bronuts. This originated when I showed my dad and youngest uncle a post on reddit where a store was selling donuts but instead they were bronuts and marketed towards men. Hearing my cousin, 5, say "Sorry I almost punched you in the bronuts uncle Chris" was oddly hilarious. I also recently learned she knew it was agony for a man to get kicked in the bronuts and assumed it was the same for woman. She accidentally threw a ball at my crotch (I'm a girl) and panicked apologizing for hitting me in the "Girlnuts". I broke down in laughter and had to wait for myself to calm down until I could explain that woman have different parts then men and it didn't hurt as much. She then assumed that woman's crotches were just invincible and rammed at my crotch as hard as she could and was genuinely confused when I said it hurt. Had to explain it can still hurt to get hit there even if you're a girl. I wouldn't trade my cousin for a million dollars

[@Paranoiacy]

Girlnuts 😭

[@Balliiinn]

“Rammed at my crotch hard” out of context sounds sus

[@KennyJohnson-ym6ux]

One billion?

[@treenut3903]

I have a big fear of clowns and mascots. when I was 7, we were at a street fair. I saw a bunch of mascots walking my way, saying hello to little kids. the logical thing to do would be walk away but instead I decided it was best if I ran to the police who were near us near and hide in their police car. Let's just say my parents had a fun talk with the police.

[@sylasculp9917]

When I was like 5 I wondered why cold foods or drinks like milk or icecream got warmer and melted but hot foods became colder.

[@canman365]

When I was little, I saw an insurance commercial or something where the police and fire department had to take a pregnant lady eating an entire block of cheese out of the sewers. My mom left out a block of cheese to shred for dinner, and I decided it would be nice to take a nice, very large bite out of the hunk.

[@N0on_Mo0n]

One time It was like the beginning of class in second grade and I REALLY had to go to the bathroom. I didn't even ask to go because I had to so bad. I just peed in my chair and even as a little child, I was so embarrassed so when we had to grab our work for the day, I just sat there until some of my classmates came over and asked what's wrong. I vividly remember getting up, sobbing, while saying, "PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT MY SEAT."

[@Dimensional_Duck]

Similar experience, I was in 1st grade, and we had free time in the computer lab, and I was playing a video game and really had to pee, but I wanted to keep playing so I just peed my pants, and when we got up I nearly got away with it but the teacher noticed my pants being wet along with the seat I sat in...

[@havenshaw7856]

One time when I was at kindergarten my hair kept getting in my way when I was doing my schools work. So then I somehow actually managed to run through all the halls and out of the school with all of the teachers chasing me behind. And somehow I actually managed to find my way home with all of the teachers behind me, And all I wanted was a little trim in my hair. I was extremely small for a “haircut” I called it but what I thought when all of the teachers were chasing me was that they were LETTING me run all the way to my house and for then on I thought they were “bad” teachers for following me all the way to my house all though I was the one who managed to escape the whole entire school with getting away with it.

[@turtlewindhat]

bro what 😭

[@bucketts6148]

@@turtlewindhat fr lmao

[@turtlewindhat]

HOW THE FUCK DOES A KINDERGARTENER ESCAPE A SCHOOL LIKE A FCKING PRISON AND FIND THEIR WAY HOME BECAUSE THEY CUT THEIR HAIR😭 HELP

[@goodoldfashionedloverboy6239]

When I was 4, I was sent to bed early and my brother told me that the rest of the family were going have this huge party. I was mad so they didn't include me so I had a party by myself. Me and my sister had to share a room so I got into her makeup and choclate.I thought I was so beautiful, when my parents came up they wouldn't recognize I had makeup on. They realized. I also had chocolate smeared over my face aswell.

[@sprk_y]

@26 Mic Nope.

[@stitchesflamingo4006]

When I was a kid I thought water made your hair grow so one day after showering I looked in the mirror to see if I had a beard and I didn't have one so I cried lol .

[@MysteriousOrb00X]

When I was like 8, my school had an Easter egg hunt. Everyone was hyped, and I was prepared in an excessive leg stance or smthn. When the hunt began, my legs were too far apart, so when I started running, I landed face first on the concrete playground. Still got the scar on my face to prove it. Why did I prepare so much? Because I thought every egg you got to collect you got to take home. Turns out you were meant to put them in a bucket in the middle of the field with the rest, and when every egg was collected we would all get the SAME big egg (you know, the ones that come in cardboard container things.) Great job 8yr old Endborn, great job.

[@CairoCreations]

Well- as a 7yr old I really really liked dinosaurs (and still do, being a paleontologist is one of my major career choices). I wanted to find a new dinosaur so I stole a shovel form my dads shed, and snuck into my next-door neighbors yard since they were in vacation that week. I dug a total of 4 holes ranging from a half a foot across and half a foot deep to two feet across and a foot deep. Anyway the neighbors came home and we’re pissed. I think my family paid for the damage and I got a big scolding and erm- method of physical punishment from my parents. My home was more neglectful then abusive and I was never beaten after that point.

[@bluegirl278]

@Kit The Entity neglect is a type of abuse.

[@CairoCreations]

@@bluegirl278 wait really? I mean I was fed and I had an education so I never considered it abuse. I just never really talked to or knew my parents. I just kinda dealt with problems on my own.

[@bluegirl278]

@@CairoCreations yeah, that’s definitely emotional neglect and it is considered abuse. I was also fed, had an education, and even spent time with my parents sometimes but the way they treated me was still considered emotional neglect and still was harmful in the long run. There is physical neglect (neglecting your child’s physical needs as in food, shelter, clothes, a bed, etc) and emotional neglect (emotional distance, lack of interest in child, lack of emotional support or presence in their life, lack of communication or time with them, lack of bonding, etc).

[@mrfrogkingg]

@@CairoCreations dude education and food are the basics everyone deserve. You were definitely neglected/abused. I honestly used to think the same way you do until my friend told me that parents shouldn't beat their children or ignore them.

[@Vasia--]

When I was young I was washing my hands when I forgot to close the sink and flooded our bathroom. Great

[@GamingwolfZJ]

When I was little, my parents had this flatscreen TV in their room. And one day, they had left the door unlocked without them in the room (if I remember correctly they were on a trip of some kind) I went in there, found a box to Connect 4, grabbed the stands, and started playing around with them as if they were Kami’s or something like that At one point, I either wasn’t looking where I was swinging or lost my grip, because one of them hit the TV and broke it I don’t remember much about what happened after that

[@thecatinthecloud4621]

When I was like 3 or 4, me and my dad where on a train and we passed by a cementery and I asked: "Daddy what's that?" and he sayd: "That's a cementery" So I sayd: " Ohhhhh, thats where they make the stuff streets are made off!" He was laughing so hard the trolly lady had to ask him if he was ok. Funniest thing was that there was a cement factory a bit further LMFAO

[@ssenador]

me and my dad were* said*

[@thecatinthecloud4621]

@@ssenador im not English so sorry :)

[@thecatinthecloud4621]

@@Disbanded9998 Im trying to learn as much as I can :)

[@enbycopium]

When I was maybe 5 or 6, there was this large closet that could easily crush me, waiting for the opportunity to strike. One morning I realised a little life hack - if I stood on one of the handles, I could reach the higher shelves, this worked for a while until one day, it fell on top of me, the only thing stopping me from being seriously injured was hat a couple of the shelves slid open as it fell.

[@napster8745]

I fond this pink stuff in a cup that was either soap or alcohol, drank it, and thought it was gross. once I forgot how it tasted, I kept going back and drinking more only to think it was gross again.

[@funni_moksi69]

Wtf was it

[@Lena-qe7uk]

When I was like six I was play fighting with my older sister and I accidentally punched her in her stomach. It didn’t hurt that bad tho, cause she was way older than me. Then I overheard my sister and dad talking about what a soul was and I thought that i punched her in her soul because I thought it was a body part. I went up to her and even apologized for “hurting her soul”, and she laughed and told me a soul was not a body part.

[@SpitfireKitty]

When I was little, like around 8 or 9, I liked to make miniature books by stacking paper and stapling it after folding it in half. Well once I was making a particularly big one of these, and the stapler got stuck because of the amount of paper. I had to open the stapler and fix the stapler before continuing. Then I had to close it, and I was concerned the thing wasn't closed all the way, so my brilliant mind decided to wrap my hand around the entire top part and press down to make sure it was closed. I got stapled. A few minutes later the stapler did the same thing and I had to fix it again. And I got stapled again.

[@palmosmostlyminecraft]

Oh god you went to the hospital right?

[@mrfrogkingg]

I've stapled my hand too

[@twistynado]

When I was about 9, I slammed my head on my radiator while being a momkey. I had to go to the hospital 5 seconds later.

[@Burnt_0out]

When I was a dumb little child, I thought I didn't have any eyeballs (to be specific, I thought no one had eyes)..I apparently never looked at people faces or the mirror before, I was really stunned when I looked in the mirror

[@freshymints2862]

In second grade, I loved sonic.exe so much that I decided to make like a play of it. Had an entire script, and a cast too. Man was I weird

[@baldingfox77558]

@26 Mic no

[@baldingfox77558]

Wait, did you force them or did they volunteer

[@VPshandlewasstolen]

theyre alive right?

[@turtlewindhat]

My second grade sister is now obsessed with baller. I hate it. Shes fucking 8.

[@switchedaccountsmoveon]

Back then, around when I was 3 or 4. My family (and i) Went on a little boat tour. it was getting late so everyone went to their rooms on the boat. to get to the rooms, you'd have to go down this white flight of stairs. the walls were white, the carpet was white, and even the edges were white. it was an all-blank white space and there was a hard metal floor at the end of it. so you'd definitely have to watch your step. my uncles slept in the rooms in that area. I was still upstairs so I decided to explore, my stupid baby ass found the stairs and thought it was just a white room. I tried stepping into "the room" and guess what? I fell down all those flights of stairs. lucky for me I only got a 12-inch scar on my forehead and a black eye. such good memories...(I had also done many other stupid things that ruined that vacation but I seriously cannot list them all)

[@user-uy7pt6jx5q]

When I was 6, my mom was about to shower me when she said that she needs to get something. As soon as she left I suddenly felt the urge to poop. I didn't want to get out of the tub though, so I just took 3 massive poops in the tub. I can't remember my mom's reaction but I imagine she was horrified.

[@v0idzz133]

When I was a kid I saw a fly and I said “ooo a chocolate chip!” And I ate it. Later I got sick and I told my mom that I ate a fly and she didn’t look very surprised

[@supprxssor8614]

How did you catch it

[@v0idzz133]

@@supprxssor8614 it was dead

[@krisandem]

So tell me how have you survived this long?

[@supprxssor8614]

@@v0idzz133 oh

[@v0idzz133]

@@krisandem somehow yes

[@furrygrunt2664]

when i was like 4 or 5?? i had this pet goldfish and one day i got hungry and INSTEAD of me just going to my mom for food, i GRABBED THE GOLDFISH OUT OF ITS BOWL AND PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE because i was hungry and i thought i could cook the fish💀💀

[@romansreddead]

I was an menace little kid, like one of those little boys running around biting people. But I think I peaked when I was sitting in a tree with my friend and this annoying kid pulled up on a bike. (His name was Alex) I told him to go away but, no, Alex can't listen so he sat there. So, as a great six yo does, I took a stick from the tree (thick ass stick) and whipped it as his face. I thought, reasonable though, "if Alex sees this stick he will move." Nope I was wrong. He sat there and got his teeth knocked out by a stick a kid threw. What makes this better is the day after his sister was talking to me and she said "My mom is gonna sue your mom" but she had a lisp. So I heard "my mom ith gonna shoot your mom". I fucking panicked, ran all the way home and broke down because I was afraid this women was gonna come with a shotgun and blast my mom into hell.

[@Yoyo-l2u9s]

Me on my bedroom floor leaguing like a Maniac because these kids were soo dumb

[@dauf8747]

Holy shit

[@JupieIs-AoKay]

This was a roller coaster

[@Ang33el]

The most stupid thing I did as a child was, I was sliding on the wood floor with socks on, and I slid into the door and broke my finger 💀

[@Ang33el]

@Vaders Butt LMFAO

[@Ang33el]

@@Disbanded9998 😭

[@V0M1T3D_GL1TT3R]

When I was four I tried to read with my eyes closed because I couldn’t see the words because my room was dark

[@ThatGuy0117]

I love how on Dark Dom's vids once it's over you can just look at story's in the comments 😂

[@nightoes77]

When I was like 7, my family brought me to the mall which had someone dress like Santa during the holidays. When they put me on his lap he asked me what my favorite fruit was, I said mac and cheese.

[@dgeditzz4274]

When I was little I road a rocking horse down the stairs.

[@80sWannabeRockstar]

I was in daycare for the first time i sat by myself and this kid walked up to me whispering Gangnam style to myself since I remembered some of the song. I got in trouble since “the song was inappropriate” I was embarrassed

[@xxyodagamerxx3819]

3:08 bro I had final exams since first grade

[@aurorus.v.4513]

Same

[@sigacy1374]

Samee

[@yoursoappump9804]

Same 😔 and i still do.

[@adognamedgoldiethatisstari4086]

For me it was third.

[@cakepiece5459]

Same

[@thebaconatorevan4302]

When i was a kid i thought that last time the world was black and white because of the tv

[@ayahit7976]

7:22 yup there is. A guy once got paid to curse Israel and God was like I should talk through a donkey and make the donkey 5 times smarter than him.

[@MarsTheMellow]

I thought it was one of Jesus' Parables (Basically a fable but with humans) about a guy who stopped riding a donkey to beat it for being too slow. Maybe it was just the Mandela Effect.

[@ayahit7976]

@@MarsTheMellow Kinda I guess

[@imuneimmy944]

When I was little I woke up in the middle of the night, I saw a little pink bead next to me. I decided to shove it up my nose then cry to my mum that it "was in my brain" When she asked how it got there I said " I dunno it just got in there"

[@soyunperedor]

when i was younger (around 5), i saw this "drinking kills" commerical on one of the only semi-kid-friendly channels on out tv. throughout the course of the rest of the day, i was freaking dehydrated. eventually, my mom asked why i was crying, and with the most broken, defeated voices, i said, "dRiNkInG kIlLs MaMa!". she laughed before she explained it. i still remember that laugh today.

[@randomhumanlol2781]

When I was 6, my big brother was annoying and was trolling me so 1 day if he trolled me again I literally just punched him 16 times (I dont actually remember) and then if he was just laying (with eyes opened) and was breathing slowly then I cried because I tought I killed him, then later after 10 seconds he sat up (this time breathing normally) and told me that he ran out of breath because I was punching him a lot, then I tought I was strong so I punched a wall and... yeah, lets just say it hurt.

[@demons_den4006]

The stupidest this I did was when I was like 3 i locked myself out of my own bedroom I had to wait for this dude to come to unlock it

[@Ihavevisibleddepression]

oh god i did that too-

[@MrCollector245]

One time after Christmas Eve like at 9:00pm after leaving the mall and meeting Santa Claus my mom asked me where does Santa live. At first I didn’t know but after a while I said Australia

[@lavenderiguess2116]

The dumbest thing I’ve ever done was in the forth year I stuck an pencil eraser in my ear In school. Then I had to go to the hospital to get it removed.

[@boinkus9784]

When I was in preschool I’d put rocks in my nose so I had to go to the doctor and I could get out of school. It’s dumb but genius at the same time.

[@Deftnut]

10:07 wtf is that noise??

[@mrAFK1461]

When i was young at the age of 6 or 7 i was in a bar and there was a strange castle made in wood and there was a plank that wasn’t nailed to the structure so i wanted to make it fall… I found a rock and I threw it in the air, i missed. But a thing that the rock did NOT miss was… well… …my lip. I cried for like 5 minutes straight, it was the dumbest thing i did as a kid… I think

[@mrAFK1461]

I’m still a kid

[@ToseinaReal]

4:28 "EMOTIANOL DAMAGE"

[@crisper2159]

Early comment!!! I love your channel, keep going, your doing a great job!!!! (I LOVE your channel) My stupidest thing I did as a kid was licking a powered battery and licking a marker. And, fun little story, I thought I invented the baby shark trend. I was at my neighbors house one day, and I didn't know what baby shark was so they showed me, the next day, EVERYONE was talking about baby shark. I felt like I invented the trend.

[@ssenador]

you're*

[@BitterHeartsTattooYoungstown]

When I was 7 I ate a flower.......... I still don't know why to this day

[@theplaidbutterflyprince]

I was one of those kids who ate tide pods and ran around my house with soap bars up my butt for attention

[@sprk_y]

LOL