r/Maliciouscompliance Be Careful What You Wish For!

[@rSlash]

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[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Dont think i will cos i have neat earphones already, but AWESOME vid again mate :D

[@justinomzigtig9212]

I love your videos because everytime I get home from school you have already posted like rn 2hours ago. And my school js from 7.25 am to 13.00 pm

[@vulcorethegreat1220]

Look i had to do this. "No! This is Patrick!"

[@weezylone]

For 20 bucks more you can get equal or better sound, more features and longer lasting batteries with the Google Pixel Buds A-series. And the olive green ones are cool. Still great stories well read.

[@katherineknapp6604]

😊

[@ThePurple628]

"Watching toddlers really shouldn't be that hard hun." Ma'am, have you met a toddler? Yeah they can be cute, but they can also be the most nightmareish and stressful beings to deal with on this planet. It's one of the things I keep in mind when people say they don't want kids. I get it. I'm glad OP decided torture was the best route.

[@Ajehy]

There’s a reason you have to watch them like hawks and put child locks on everything. Plus they’re fast little buggers!

[@annied1827]

The story about the toddlers made me laugh sadly she's got worse to come lol mine were premature and my youngest hit her terrible twos at age 5 ill let that sink in, ok she was tiny in size of a 12-18mth clothes but she was a nightmare to live with lol. Well her teacher came out one day looking like hell saying she was a nightmare tantrums having fits etc I told her oh, she's fine she's just hit her terrible twos she's also teething with her 18 mth baby teeth, she said but she's 5 how is she having her terrible twos? I explained because she was premature she's finally catching up and I know this because the Dr told me while laughing he said we just have to ride it out actually he found it hilarious !! She looks horrorfied and said so what do we do how do we deal with it ?? my reply well between 9am-3pm she your problem any other time she's sadly my problem. And you just have to figure it out sadly she didn't come with a instructors hand book and she changes everyday just like with any toddler, the teacher looked totally defeated and said is that it ?? 😶 I said oh and good luck with that 🤣🤣 got to say it was a relief once she got through that stage lol

[@pipersmama6040]

Toddlers are like drunk people. They won’t listen & when they get hurt they blame you for it.

[@anamethename3327]

Toddlers, second only to Customers (Looking at you Karen)

[@melrobertson2743]

I'd rather herd cats than work with toddlers, cats aren't as obstinate and temperamental as toddlers

[@dinahmyte3749]

As someone with sensory issues, crying babies and snoring are two things that make me irrationally mad. It immediately sets my jaw on edge. I understand that babies will cry until they learn speaking skills and snoring isn't anyone's fault, so I don't get mad at them. But I've been called rude for putting in headphones or leaving a waiting room with a crying baby or heavy breather... It's insane to me that people will find me rude for removing myself from a situation that I know will set me off...

[@finalchapter1899]

I... sensory issues aye?

[@Mistfall254]

@@finalchapter1899 lol, Scottish joke

[@kiaradanielle7903]

I would say it’s nicer that you remove yourself from a situation where say a mom can’t remove a baby if their sick. I don’t understand why people would think you’re rude for that. Like what??

[@noobiesensei6281]

Bruh, it's just rude of you to have issues and not be perfect. Like, how dare you !

[@wolvesrfun]

Right? How dare you not kneel down and do the bidding to someone else’s “angel rainbow sparkle baby uwu” Should be grateful people are nice enough to respectfully walk away instead of being mean to a baby. I get that we don’t need to cater to people in public, but walking away from things that other you literally doesn’t hurt anyone.

[@ZombieSazza]

“I guess watching toddlers really isn’t that hard after all” Was this posted by my sister? Because that sounds exactly like my sister, she would 100% do this with a massive shït eating grin. She doesn’t have twins, but when my nieces were still wee they liked being talkative and loudly expressing themselves, most folk don’t mind because y’know, they’re kids, they’re not doing it on purpose, but sometimes you’d have someone give her a dirty look. One day we’re on the bus, my sister, me, and my 2 nieces, and the youngest was about 9ish months old and loudly expressing how much she liked the bus (same kiddo, same). The bus was quite empty as it was later in the day, we’d been out all day visiting places so we were travelling back home, so there was a young guy at the back with headphones on and not caring, a dude with a dog at the front, and this old wifie who was just utterly miserable, the sort that would be upset that a child dared to breathe near her. She tried loudly clearing her throat, making “hmph” noises, glowering, and tapping her foot loudly, and eventually as my niece was starting to settle with a bottle she LOUDLY started ranting (which set off my niece again) about how my sister was clearly a “terrible mother” and how “looking after a baby is easy”, how she was “completely irresponsible” and “obviously neglects” my niece because she was a literal baby, who was hungry and tired. My sister just said “oh is it easy to look after babies? Okay, you can do it for me then, seeing as it’s so easy, I’m sure you’ll manage with absolutely no problem!” The old wifie looks appalled, and continued her tirade “You’re irresponsible! Why would you give your baby to a complete stranger? You don’t even know me!” To which I piped up “Why would you tell a complete stranger how to care for their child? You don’t even know us.” She got the hint, muttered under her breath in her seat for 5 minutes until it was her stop, and had to listen to the cacophony of cries until she left. My niece settled down after the wifie left, obviously she could sense a great disturbance in the force.

[@Manglethefox238]

Oh my God! This is hilarious!

[@jaspr1999]

Infants are a nightmare if you're not prepared for one... Twins are much more than double the trouble since it seems like they have an exponential increase of trouble for the icing on top. As a Santa, I've had more than my share of fussy, upset, and wiggleworms and this has taught me more than I ever thought possible about parents in general as well as the kids. That old woman was just looking for a target for her sourpuss'ness.

[@KapitainvonHass]

My oldest niece was TERRIFIED of Santa when she was really little so she just cried the whole time on his lap. Which I thought was weird since she wanted to see him and sit on his lap. And my father and I stood in line with them for at least 30 minutes for that to happen listening to all of her and my other niece's complaining AND all the other kids. It wasn't a fun time for 12 year old me....

[@nickball4071]

As a twin I can confirm that we do this on purpose. One goes one way the other another because at least one of us will evade capture. My mum has videos of my twin and I baby talking to each other (making our plan) then executing it, unluckily for us she had my older brother and stepdad there as back to chase down the escaping twin.

[@jaspr1999]

@@KapitainvonHass - I am so sorry that happened. If it helps, I'm a wheelchair Santa that visits the kids in the hospital so the setting and atmosphere is much different.

[@jaspr1999]

@@nickball4071 - Yeah, but I bet it was fun to try to evade them as long as possible! :-D

[@nickball4071]

@@jaspr1999 absofuckinglutely

[@dracko158]

Karen: *"DON'T TOUCH MY LOUNGE!!!"* *Sits, and scratches her "expensive" floorboards* Also Karen: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

[@ItsIdaho]

I wonder if she did all that on purpose. Or if she is really that dumb-

[@dracko158]

@@ItsIdaho Maybe both. Karens are that dumb. XD

[@RiptoGakt]

This is what I wish my cat had his front-paw claws back for. ^_^

[@Kruhee]

It kinda feels like a scam tbh, but she was so dumb she didn't realize it wouldn't work.

[@omegadragons321]

i see you on every single one of rSlash’s videos

[@Richard_Nickerson]

14:46 "The customer service LADY hands the LADY *his* paperwork" One of these things is not like the other.

[@ItsNateNotNathaniel]

No one asked lol

[@michaeledmunds7056]

The sentence can still make sense with a third person who isn't present, I guess. 😂

[@jaxsonbateman]

I'll just mention that severance pay isn't necessary a global thing. I don't think I've ever had a job with severance - they're all entry level, and I do know that some workplaces have redundancy packages (that's specifically for roles that are no longer required, rather than someone fired for X or Y reason), but yeah, severance in Australia at least isn't a widespread thing.

[@gmun2248]

It really just applies if you have a contract and the contract is broken by the employer, or they essentially 'pay' for 'breaking' it when they end your employment. It exists everywhere with labour laws, but it rarely applies to entry-level or hourly pay workers, and HR rarely allows a company to fuck up so badly that they break a contract in 'letting someone go'. There are always loopholes, and they are usually in the company's favour, or they can word them so they are. Unless an interpretation of severance pay would be paying someone the equivalent of 2 weeks notice. Sometimes that applies.

[@thebestcentaur]

Judging by how many of these seem to consistently be work-related, I'm grateful that I work where I do

[@Minimiki1758]

I feel that my guy lol, I'm so glad I dont have too many stories about bad job experiences

[@nahi.03]

I just got my first job I'm hoping for one Karen and the rest smooth sailing 😂. It's holiday season though so the Karen's are at full power

[@KapitainvonHass]

Same. I work in machine shops, don't have too many stories or anything. Just that some of the people are dumb as hell

[@tiredman99]

Same.

[@ywnfighter1290]

Where u work

[@fireice3040]

These videos are always so good, because they asked for it themselves, they caused their own problems

[@yorgunkirmizi]

On story two, when I heard ‘it disturbs german speaking people’. This is literally a line used by an ex boss of me in Germany. That we cannot speak any other language in the office (even in our breaks) because it disturbs the german speakers. Some Germans are like this unfortunatly. They see the immigrants lower than themselfs and when immigrants have more language abilities than they have, they get disturbed…

[@schrodingerscat3741]

....wooo racism......

[@yorgunkirmizi]

@@z3r0ut78 how tf would you understand a foreigner speaks “gangster” language. Dafuq is this comment man

[@gecko2.617]

I have yet to meet such a person here in Germany, and I have only heard stories about people like that.I am so god damn glad, because I might not have kept my opinion to me at such an interaction. 🎉

[@yorgunkirmizi]

@@gecko2.617 count yourself lucky, I am so sick of the daily racism I face in this country. As soon as I get my German citizenship Im leaving

[@johngennaria7081]

Gotta love it when a boss works someone to the ground and get bit with malicious compliance. Also, if I was the manager, you'd bet your but I'd get OP checked out and if they cannot work, I'd bust my ass to cover for them rather than force working hurt.

[@johngennaria7081]

@@contradictorycrow4327 depending on a specific branch it's not always the case......but it still does gold up for a general consensus. Especially with major players in specific fields

[@markusajo5007]

There is something funny about talking of high quality audio and the importance of it when advertising for raycon

[@JeriWeirdo]

Why? Are raycons bad?

[@Doofindork]

I don't mind KZbinrs hustling and selling products even if I don't like said product. That aside; I agreed, its not even snobbery that raycons aren't high quality audio. There are better for cheaper.

[@demo3645]

@@JeriWeirdo raycons are awful lol. spend the extra on airpod pro’s, they work for every phone and are amazing

[@nomar5spaulding]

@@demo3645 Too bad they come from Apple. I would rather buy a daily kick in the nutsack then ever spend another dollar on an Apple product.

[@MsNoPixel]

@@demo3645 supporting sweatshop made products from apple… nice 👏🏻🙄

[@ac31ell]

I've got a bit of a story myself, so I'm an ex championship dancer, and I had to retire due to an injury. The dance I did was Irish dance, I had a solo outfit and everything. In the academy I went to I had a rival, a guy I'm gonna call J. I'm a trans guy and I still have a friend in the academy who is MTF, N, and she's told me what happened. So about a week before we were gonna fly out to go do our World Competition, which was my first worlds and I was super excited, J told me that he was gonna take my spot and I wasn't gonna end up going because he was better and more experienced. Turns out he was right because I broke both my legs three days before flying out from stepping wrong and tumbling off a stage. I was devastated and my legs were mangled. J did end up taking my place, but the kicker is- he made us lose first place for worlds because of his wanting to take the lead in a 6 hand. N had told my instructor what she heard J say and J got screamed at. Best way I can describe my ex mentor: The Gordon Gay Ramsay of Irish and River Dance. So I guess it's petty revenge and malicious compliance but he cost us the win and quit not long after that. I recently attended my ex mentors wedding with his now husband and I finally dusted off my old hard shoes for the occasion. I've grown from my Irish Dance stage and now pursue Criminal Psychology and consider myself a drag artist. My family at the academy is still there but the main part I'm upset about? I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT LEAST 5'5 AND I'M STUCK AT 5'2 CUZ THE INJURY

[@ink2812]

… perfect way to end it:3👍

[@maxskogh6289]

Nice story, if a bit hard to read.

[@25aspooner]

Good morning R/alarmclock! That punctuality is admirable! Thank you for all the awesome videos. Coffee and RSlash is my morning routine now

[@Lilith-Rose]

For me in the uk it's a 2pm upload, so the notification tells me "time to take the neighbours dog out". Thankfully it's raining today so I actually get to watch the video on time for once

[@lekyshacintron5160]

Baking cookies with Rslash as my background noise has been my routine for the past few days 😅

[@shiny4984]

Karens really hare a different species One second they are "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS!" and the next second they are teaching you every single step on how to raise YOUR kids (in the karen way, meaning screaming at you)

[@hamzasultan96]

The first story is proof of why a good work ethic and positive attitude should always be your only way to work for someone. Flaunting authority and relying on being a favourite to someone powerful will eventually catch up to you. Also, always get the doctor's note. Never try to take one for the team and compromise a way to work so no one else gets overworked. I know it sucks to be in either extreme but if something happens to you during your shift, that would be even worse than just getting yourself checked out and letting your doctor decide if you can get through work and still heal up.

[@oliviamoore3426]

Trust me when I say as a producer, the raycon Audio quality is really really bad. The base drowns out the regular sounds and if you remove the bass, the regular sound is just bad. They have essentially boosted the bass and there’s too much bass. But don’t just take my word for it. Google or KZbin raycons and make up your own mind. I’d go for other earbuds than the raycons.

[@oliviamoore3426]

@@cringlepingle yes, I know. It’s quite sad just how bad raycons are

[@GTSE2005]

Moral of the story: Don't mess with a contractor or suffer the wrath of the rock

[@anormalcorpus4804]

Bring it on

[@hankkingsley9300]

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

[@soleyen7539]

When you finally get to watch rSlash instead of listen to it and find out he leaves important parts out of stories, multiple times each story. It's a bit disappointing.

[@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902]

Seventh story: What womam is of the saddest losers I know. I bet because her children are adults and living on their own, she can't torment them as she wishes, so she has to conform with workers.

[@charminglady2011]

So a part of me thinks the story with the broken ankle, the boss did that on purpose. Because if op further injured himself on the job, then legally they would be responsible. He would be out longer and on the company dime.

[@jefftitterington7600]

In my area it's standard to make a real estate offer conditional. Having a satisfactory home inspection (at buyer's expense), obtaining financing, and selling the buyer's previous home are common. A poor home inspection means the buyer can back out or reduce the offer. It's basically a negotiation, and you can offer or ask anything legal. We had someone buy our house, without appliances, then make a side offer for them. She didn't want to mortgage the purchase of used appliances and we were ok with that. (Major appliances are often included in the offer to purchase - just a custom and up for negotiation.)

[@emmasandfort5095]

I love listening to these before class. Always a treat

[@paden1865able]

I'm really glad that you use such primo recording equipment, but I do miss puppy bloopers.

[@sadlad335]

The way rSlash sighs as he says "sure enough" tells me he knows plenty about fussy babies lol

[@DreadEnder]

I wish for more r/Kevin or Kevin’s videos They did very well on your channel and it’s been ages

[@BlackFox999]

Good morning, another day to scout out breakfast

[@Darth_Reposter]

Second Story: OP lived in the Netherlands, Spain and Austria! It is my firm belief that OP might be an Hapsburg.

[@shiftychaos]

7:20 the fact that sitting down is considered unprofessional in America is deeply ableist. I snapped my kneecap basically in half five years ago and I couldn't afford to get it treated so I'll probably have pain when I stand and walk for the rest of my life. This has made finding work impossible. I'm a trained video editor with a degree in film production but I can't find work right now. unfortunately, all the open positions in my tiny town are service jobs, which require standing for eight hours straight. I can't even stand for 20 minutes without getting winded from the pain. It really fucking sucks.

[@HairyHariyama]

I wouldn't be surprised if the real reason behind the sentiment is companies not wanting to spend money on chairs for their employees.

[@RiotWild]

So if you have the money to have a primary care doctor that will go on record confirming that you can still get those jobs. During interviews they ask if you can perform your job duties "with or without accommodation." Say yes, get hired then request an accomodation through the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act). Your doctor will have to fill out paperwork. Technically the job can try to argue that a chair would put undue burden on the company but that wouldn't really fly in court. They are way more likely to just give you a chair at the register

[@geminilius]

Wow, raycon's marketing budget must be immense. I hear them on almost every video I watch.

[@marshallf8678]

Why do managers hate chairs or stools? Like we can’t be on our feet all day it’s not wrong to be sitting as long as it doesn’t impact the work.

[@lauthequeen5847]

I love watching your videos on my morning school break lol you always post on time and I love it. Thank you r/slash!

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@Tommy Gaming Stop spamming your Rick Roll bull

[@Far2hip]

That first deep scratching sound would have given me a big grin. The second one after she signed the release would have made it turn to a huge smile, lol. 😁😁

[@Flyinghook]

I'm a disabled veteran. Every so often, my knee acts up, especially if I'm standing in one place a lot, maybe every 3 months or so. So I used to work fast food, and requested to sit on a stool when performing a stationary job (only for the day my knee was bothering me), like taking drive through orders, or taking the money/handing out the orders. The owner refused, claiming I was in the way, even though because of how close I pulled the stool, I was actually less in the way (at the window, you were boxed in, so there was no possible way to be in the way). This combined with other fairly substantial issues led me to make the jump to a new career, and she was baffled when I quit and wouldn't stay on at all.

[@DaveC2729]

One time when I was working construction, I placed my ankle badly due to a dip in the concrete where it led to a drain. Normally I'd have recovered, but I had been up next to my boss's work pickup to talk to him and it got in the way. I gave my ankle a really nasty sprain. I didn't go to the doctor, kept working, and my boss was ok with me walking reeeeeealllly slow for a couple of weeks. It took more like six weeks before my ankle was back to full strength. Watch out if you get a sprain; the injury will want to repeat itself because it directly weakens the muscles, tendons, ligaments or whatever that would prevent it.

[@spitfire4115]

Thanks for uploading in the morning cause now I can listen to you while I work in class. Also everyone have a good day.😊

[@that_0ne_c0c07]

6:30 when he said ET-Regina i thought he said "Aunt Regina" and it reminded me of when i was 4 and i said "Aunt Regina is a Ho Ho Ho!"

[@PlutoNCH4CO]

I love starting my day off listening to your videos!

[@chawaynepollard5623]

I know that lady in the twin toddler story isn't my mother but dear god she did that every time someone complain about anything she was doing with us.

[@kierrific1357]

Someone: fall in line Me: *trips over absolutely everything including my own foot*

[@sankai91]

Me at the end, only listening while doing something else: "What the f is an ear butt?"

[@andreachristensen5383]

$200 worth of light bulbs?!? Damn that's a lot of bulbs

[@namelessminionveinreaver3763]

"Go f*ck yourself" truly is one of the best phrases the English language has. It's amazing how well it ends a conversation.

[@HaiseKuromeruMMD]

I understand the hustle but i will never buy over priced products like Raycon and I noticed that every KZbinr advertised products tend to be too exaggerated or really bad.

[@Randomness67]

rSlash at first when you started posting later i was mad then i realized that it might be because you are spending more time with your family so I am glad you are

[@Richard_Nickerson]

He's NOT posting later though... 9am EST has always been his post time.

[@boldanabrasevic3020]

It might appear he's posting later because of daylight saving time

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@boldanabrasevic3020 Oh yeah, I always forget that's not recognized everywhere

[@_TeXoN_]

5:00 rslash has no idea how employment laws in europe work. You can't fire someone without a very good reason and then you don't get severance pay but unemployment pay from the government.

[@henriflego9574]

I had abusive supervisors like Ally. They never got in trouble because to any outsider, it seems they were doing their job, but they weren’t. They picked on different people different weeks and if you talked back or defended yourself, then they’d boot you from the schedule.

[@schrodingerscat3741]

There are things I will criticize strangers parenting skills for, but it won't be pacing back and forth in a waiting room or giving them snacks. I don't know those kids better than they do!

[@schrodingerscat3741]

I'm not sure what managers are expecting to happen when they see proof of a serious injury and demand a doctor's note anyway.

[@mackenziemoore5088]

Day 52 of asking RSlash for more r/wooosh 😁

[@emilyemily9831]

I use that “English phrase” all the time

[@weewoooo1796]

Awesome opossums. Thanks for the upload. Been around for a while, so happy to see you growing so well

[@owenentropy7418]

Sponsor! Let’s go! Get that dough!

[@urdad6144]

Bro I miss my raycons I lost one of them cuz I’m stupid 😭😭😭 I gotta wait til Christmas to get my new ones

[@jarrettgreen1948]

So that’s why no more rslash puppy bloopers

[@bartvansliedregt5482]

Malicious compliance videos must be my favorite by R/

[@creatingahomesteadincolora2919]

We have a common phrase in America: GFY Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣 you had me rolling! Btw, My #1 phrase!

[@markscanlan827]

how discriminatory is that.... you can't speak English around the Germans?

[@user54363]

Two oceans meeting What did one ocean say to the othe ocean Nothing it just waved

[@HairyHariyama]

Change the second line to "One said to the other one:" and you have a haiku.

[@pengine6096]

"DON'T TOUCH MY LOUNGE" *Damages floorboards _Confused Screaming_

[@CrazyMeansCreative]

I wonder if for the ankle injury the manager asked a doctors notes so that there was proof of an assessment of the injury before she came to work. If she had come to work despite being injured without the assessment and it got worst, then it would have been hard to prove what happened when. It would then turned into a work related injury and paint the company in a bad way as well as well make their insurance higher I guess.

[@aleisterlavey9716]

Or make an illness out of an injury, which, depending on the country, is paid by a different insurance.

[@filip8985]

sorry rslash, but that sponsorship segway was pretty bad, you go from "i always the highest quality audio equipment and software" to "heres some bang for the bug wireless earbuds", which im willing to bet you dont use for editing. Not blaming you, but this raycon marketing campaign is almost as cancerous as raid shadow legends, im just so tired of hearing ytubers talk about them.

[@sakilynn]

Jerk Boss: Give me a doctor's note~😈 OP: Okay.😏 Doctor's Note: F*ck you. 😎 Also, a good mother knows her children. Don't question them, especially if you could possibly end up suffering as a result.

[@mariocaballero1665]

The lady was right it's not hard to look after infants if you pull a Karen and just ignore them and make it everyone else's problem

[@joseph0998]

5:03 I wasn’t expecting that.. I was waiting for the great wisdom of Rslash not that lol 😂

[@brassjujumagic7907]

Have a great day everyone!

[@lolmanboss]

For the no more English part, that is regarded as homophobic in Austria and you could hav sued her and won easily plus she actually risked her job by doing that. Greeting from Austria.

[@QuinnBarnett]

16:10 of trust me they will fall out but only after you fall asleep

[@madamplatypus313]

What the hell else do toddlers do besides eat and cry? Has that Karen ever been around a child before?

[@lahlybird895]

So a lawyer blatantly being ripped off by illegal going on and instead of trying to do anything about that her response is just to take out all the light bulbs

[@mghrabbits2416]

I think this is the earliest I’ve been

[@OctoLemon06]

My dad knows English and a decent amount of German, russian, French, and Spanish and maybe one or two more where he just knows a basic amount and I’m very surprised he hasn’t had any malicious compliance/ entitled people stories related to speaking several languages

[@brettshepherd6113]

The ankle one now for a fact I know I'm odd it only took me 2 day to fully heal from something almost the same mine could of been worse but ehh being worse doesn't matter

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Anyone else physically cringe when they described the damage to the floor in that last story? OP started talking about the rubber stoppers, I thought "omg, I know where this is going". By the time he actually said what happened, I was nearly in the fetal position from cringe!

[@scp2539]

managers love asking for notes until it inconveniences them

[@Richard_Nickerson]

PSA: The people spamming comments about a "special Christmas" are just trying to RickRoll. The capital Q in the URL is a dead giveaway, if the comment spam wasn't already obvious enough. Why are zoomers spamming Rick Rolls anyway? I thought you guys hated everything to do with millennials for some reason. You know we invented that, right? And that it's over a decade old? Maybe come up with your own new thing, especially since I see so much millennial hate from you guys. We should really be working together to oust the boomers and x'ers though.

[@stellasoleclark5586]

I haven't seen much millennial hate, I actually like millennial humour more because Gen z humour is just so random it doesn't make sense to me. We can't come up with another thing because you know...we can't give Rick up. You invented it so you should know that, right? Who cares this much about generations anyway

[@Creeper_123]

Actually, that’s not even a rickroll, the Q is at the beginning of the link (of Never Gonna Give You Up), not the middle.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@stellasoleclark5586 There's tons of millennial hate. Simultaneously, there's tons of praise for stuff people are unaware can be attributed to millennials too though.

[@Bodoczky]

Raycons, and audio quality... Sure dude. I'm happy for your sponsorhip, but I'll be never buying those things.

[@Kruhee]

I think the lady was trying to scam for some free new flooring of her choice. But who knows.

[@andrasbalogh4291]

Context of the second story: raised in both the Netherlands and Spain, but moved to Austria. Is OP a Habsburg from the 17th century?

[@gigidodson]

How i start my day. R slash while i take my dog out pee in the rain.

[@troninshive5888]

Day 9: yet another great video i needed this I ran a 103 fever yesterday and i still feel lile garbage thank you rslash your daily uploads keep me going

[@elinemilsson2087]

Love these stories 😍😂

[@musclesharkgaming5884]

Damn bro I was reloading the page bust still didnt get first comment, big sad

[@guspaz]

Wait, you bought a WhisperRoom? Is that why we never get Puppy bloopers anymore?

[@gregheep3705]

Rslash: I value high quality audio. Cue puppybloopers.

[@gundam2jimmy]

4:51 use that phrase. Yes.

[@jerberus5563]

My grandma is a lot like the grandma in the "Twin Toddlers" story. Ugh. She's a bit of a liar, too. She is an "Indian Giver" and often goes back on her promises.

[@patbenner7325]

My name being used in the first story is so weird lmao

[@AuntLoopy123]

I think the sofa story is my favorite this time.

[@aliciacaples335]

In the German-speaking environment one yea, I was told to stop speaking to my mum in English whilst on the phone to my mum on a weeklong school trip, by another kid. Who was Spanish and also an immigrant and also spoke to his mum in Spanish on the phone not German as he kept yelling at me to.

[@godlegend-jz8kv]

also rlash do r/wooooosh pls

[@CadentClock39]

RSlash: I value high quality audio Also RSlash: *Proceeds to advertise Raycons*

[@eksboks148]

thanks for the 13 minute late notification, youtube. 🙄🤦‍♂️

[@GTSE2005]

KZbin gets 5/5 buttholes for doing that

[@ookamidouketsu]

Buy Raycon! Get 15% off your order of earbuds marked 300% above all the others!

[@choerrytheworld3610]

omg im early... hope everyone's having a great day!

[@jadeinthewoods]

I’ve bought a house and also have sold a house. It isn’t uncommon for a buyer to have a long list of requested repairs that the seller can either agree to or not agree to. There’s a back and fourth that goes on during escrow. Inspectors can be expensive, so if you have a family member who can do the job, why wouldn’t you take advantage of that? Again, the sellers don’t have to agree to their demands. I sold my home “as is”. The first home I purchased, no one was living there, so it was easy to have my inspector go in with their agent and do what he needed to do. The second home I purchased, a family was living there and that made it much harder to work with everyone’s schedules to get it all done. Having people drop by unannounced isn’t ideal but isn’t uncommon. I mean, there’s a sale going on. It doesn’t make the buyers jerks. Also, expecting the home you’re purchasing to be clear of junk and trash isn’t unreasonable either. Sellers will often leave trash on the property when they’re moving out and it becomes the buyers problem at closing. It happened to me. It sounds like OP is making a big deal out of nothing. The buyers don’t sound like jerks in my opinion.

[@tucagwathiel3380]

It depends on what the repairs are, as well. Buying the house I'm in now was a nightmare. The seller was trying to go for $245k but the house needed a brand new roof, new water heater, and some work done under the house, and there were some dead trees that needed to be cut down before they fell over. We suggested $215k because of the repairs cost and the bathrooms were older. The seller tried saying that the house was renovated, but the renovations were in getting a sprinkler system put in in the yard for the garden, not in the roof or bathrooms or the water heater. She could have simply disagreed on the sale and then we just look at other houses, but she agreed and then after we signed on closing, she and a friend of hers came to the house while we were there (we weren't supposed to meet) to give us the keys and started yelling and ranting about how we took advantage and stuff. Like, lady, the last renovations on this 1979 house were done in 2006 before the housing market crash, what we were asking for were things anyone else ask about not to mention they planned on trying to take the dining room chandelier after the closing when it was my house. Needless to say, I got the locks changed first thing next morning. Lol

[@Richard_Nickerson]

It was some rando in HR, it wasn't any of OP's bosses. And like rSlash says, OP already gave their notice. What was the non-authority figure even going to do if you didn't comply to the arbitrary, petty BS? People are so dumb.

[@virtualomen3022]

I've had raycons. They're ight. Not great and not bad, just you get what you pay for