r/Maliciouscompliance Whatever You Say, Boss!

[@carsonprescott5590]

I love the pause while reading about the starfish and then the slow typing behind the screen

[@bevoss7573]

I wish he popped a picture up for us though

[@Bladedcloud6159]

@@bevoss7573 he normally does. just not this time.

[@Lycan4]

@@bevoss7573 I looked it up myself, and while you have to be super specific (I found it by typing 'chocolate starfish animal', otherwise you just get a bunch of candy), once I found the picture... those things are really cute.

[@internetduck1520]

@@Lycan4 i googled chocolate chip starfish

[@pandersperson4953]

I was confused and thought it was a snack

[@verysadcatc7897]

Rslash: _“Chocolate chip starfish is the most ridiculous name”_ Clown Fish: _”Am I a joke to you...”_

[@calculator4482]

Yes

[@mando9364]

You think that's weird, there's a species of bird named Titmouse. Seriously. Lol

[@maieen2665]

Nice 👍

[@tastybacon255-baconboy5]

I just looked up an image of the starfish. I would totally eat that if i didnt lnow it was a living creature lol

[@chriscarpenter3370]

Nemo wants to know your location

[@thescholarsjourney661]

Was I the only one expecting the waitress to walk up and say something like "Hail and well met, lords. What feast wouldst thou enjoy?"?

[@Mistfall254]

That would have been hilarious

[@moonfire41]

I would have said, "dude, this isnt Medieval Times."

[@thescholarsjourney661]

@@moonfire41 As the server or the customer?

[@Greywander87]

Thou/thee is singular, you want the plural you/ye. Unless the server is addressing that one person specifically. I'm by no means an expert, but a good shorthand is to convert a sentence to 1st person and then convert it back to 2nd person (singular or plural) with the following conversions: I = thou or you Me = thee or ye My = thy or your Mine = thine or yours I know this was just a dumb joke and not serious, I just think language is neat and wanted to share my knowledge. It's... especially painful when a medieval fantasy game or movie tries to use the the thee's and thou's but does so incorrectly. The more people are aware of the proper way to use these antiquated pronouns, the more likely they are to be used correctly, which includes in fiction.

[@NorseGraphic]

Entitled Customer: "Call me Sir!" Waitress: "What is thy bidding my master?"

[@JMemski]

Oh my god the first story is so frustrating! I'm so happy to hear that OP and their colleagues actually ask the right questions, people neglect fish care far too often, they need more than you'd first think and each species is unique.

[@peach_lobester7976]

Agreed

[@Ikajo]

Same with small rodents. A lot of people have no idea how to actually satisfy their needs.

[@JMemski]

@@Ikajo yup and reptiles!!

[@frbird51]

I think exotic fish are cool but I never want to deal with the hassle of maintaining a saltwater aquarium. When I was a kid we had an aquarium that we filled with aquatic creatures we scooped out of the creek behind my parents house: a crayfish, minnows, snails, mussels, etc. We also had a few aquatic plants in there that we gathered from the creek/pond as well. Everything in there was quite common and hardy, very easy to take care of, and still fun to watch.

[@Robynhoodlum]

That first story was my life. I worked the same job as OP and the only saving grace from idiots like Karen was that our GM actually trusted us to refuse a sale if we thought the animal would be mistreated/endangered.

[@verysadcatc7897]

First Story: 5 Gallon tank and some salt water will keep the SAVED starfish alive for 1 day

[@ReigoVassal]

I'm thinking about less

[@arrowacer]

Yeah, but that is only considering that the person gives the starfish time to play in it new water while still in the bag, not tears bag open and plops it on in too early as they must likely would have done. Poor wittle starfish had a very bad day, luckly people at those places care that they don't die.

[@peterhacke6317]

Depends, if she salts the amount of an 50 pound tank, it's gonna dehydrate a lot faster.

[@qdllc]

Hey...how much can a starfish drink?

[@sarahpickett9603]

Does she have any idea how big those get? Lol

[@morgandouglas6014]

I guarantee you the Karen would have demanded a refund and threatened to sue if she got what she wanted and the Starfish didn’t even last a day.

[@diefusion8558]

or sued since "your stupid fish dying scarred my child for life and I need to pay for therapy"

[@TheMailmanTV]

man...as someone who has had aquatic pets for years, the lady in that first story pissed me off so much lmao

[@Annie_Annie__]

Yeah, I’ve never kept saltwater, only freshwater tropical, but it was pretty easy to tell that this was the equivalent of someone insisting on putting a goldfish in bowl or putting 5 cichlids in an uncycled, brand new 5-gallon tank with no filer, heater, hides, etc. I was raging.

[@margaretjohnson6259]

i'll admit i was disappointed that i had to let the tank cycle for two weeks before i could add fish, but i did it and got all the equipment they suggested. my brother is even better at it and actually had a prize-winning angelfish he had to send to japan for the judging. i was amazed that that could even be done.

[@NorseGraphic]

I don't have an aquarium, and even I know you don't fill up a glass-tank and throw in the fishes... Where's the oxygen coming from? And uneaten food will deposit on the bottom, you need to change water regularly etc. etc. She was just ready to plop the tank into a corner, turn on the tap-water, chuck in the salt and the fish, and call it a day.

[@puginator1612]

I've never had an aquatic pet and I'm still mad at her

[@Lycanthromancer1]

"Lady" is really stretching it, probably just like her triple-XL yoga pants.

[@DaBayleef]

I do like that the biker man came back to apologize. That was very nice of him!

[@propandapower7633]

But you know what WASN’T nice of him? Me neither, I certainly don’t know what else he’s ever done that wasn’t nice, there wasn’t a whole lot of information in the post.

[@SilverMe2004]

But he wanted 12 sugars and 12 cream in his coffee. clearly he was soft at hart Well I don't have a Starbucks to check what the actually means. because otherwise 12 sugars is more than a can of coke!

[@draxmariner5028]

You can say he’s a Suger daddy

[@chrislanglois8275]

i wish OP and somehow us couldve seen his face for both cups, super grossed out and realization of his mistake and embarrassed all in a few seconds then 2nd cup surprise and bliss that in the 1st try he got precisely what he wanted. malicious compliance day 1 and delicious compliance day 2 :D

[@crystal2.21]

It was in Canada ofc he's gon apologies 😂😂

[@callmewolf3910]

"A Karen needs help with her chocolate starfish" I'm sorry.. what?

[@DeathProductions200]

Mood

[@declaniii6324]

Pretty sure I saw a video with that plot on a different website

[@Forest_Fifer]

Yeah, I thought the story was going to be in a pharmacy.

[@loganpriest8376]

Wolf

[@ShinningCrys]

Tbh, im just glad the employees had enough sensibility not to sell her that poor starfish. It did not deserve the fate she was about to instill on it

[@BggstHm]

I've been serving coffee for almost 30 years and it's their own language.

[@stylinsandwich]

Thank you for enlightening me

[@pooppooper9033]

More like dialects. Americano, English, Norwegian delight, etc.

[@BeerBong97]

Wow...impressive I'm 15 and only done it for 2 years. Getting there🤣

[@PixPMusic]

“Double double” is the order most people make in that way. It’s a coffee with two cream, two sugar. It’s very common SPECIFICALLY with that chain but people use it elsewhere.

[@youraveragemango8671]

Question: why does Starbucks use weird names for sizes? Why don’t they just use small, medium, and large?

[@artykeldeo]

the amount of panic my body went through when she said *just* sea salt and a *5 gallon tank* was immeasurable dude im so sick of animal abuse with fish and fishtanks... when you don’t house the right conditions for your finned friends, its like forcing your dog outside in a doghouse too small in pouring hail or scorching heat

[@uhohspaghettios3801]

Everytime I see a fish in a tiny tank with nothing but some colorful gravel and a fake plant, I think about how, if that was a dog or cat being forced to live it's whole life in a tiny room with just a blanket, food, and water and nothing else, people would absolutely loose their minds, but for some reason when it's a fish, people don't care. It makes me sick to my stomach. Some people seem to see any animal that isn't a dog or cat as disposible and it's disgusting

[@artykeldeo]

@@uhohspaghettios3801 i AGREE it is so disgusting pets are a lot of responsibility and people think that because something can’t speak it doesn’t have feelings or doesn’t have very specific parameters for its care. i’ll start using your explanation whenever i see a small bowl “tank” with no filter and colorful gravel to help them understand and if they say that they don’t care imma snatch that fish from them

[@SilverionX]

I once put a teddy bear in our fish tank. Obviously all the fish died and the teddy bear was ruined. In my defense, I was like 4 years old and I loved the fished so much I wanted to give them the most precious thing I owned, my teddy.

[@artykeldeo]

@@SilverionX this is wholesome tho… omg

[@SilverionX]

@@artykeldeo It was a very sweet gesture of ultimate fish annihilation from a small boy who loved animals with all his heart. We never had fish again. 😂 I even asked my grandpa, a hunter for his entire life, if he would shoot a warning shot during moose hunting seasons to give the moose a chance. He laughed his ass off at that.

[@humanoid251]

RSlash: chocolate starfish Me: and hot dog flavored water?? “I have a cup everyday while I made rSlash videos” I’m slightly disappointed that he didn’t finish that sentence by slurping his tea to prove it

[@tpags7398]

EMBRACE THE BIZKIT

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

My thoughts went to this album title..... and now am wondering if there is some crazy story behind it, about someone drinking fishtank water, or something. Lmao. 😂😂

[@Bladedcloud6159]

*slow clapping*

[@franl155]

I got that too, when I looked it up

[@arsenicas3371]

hell yeah i found my people.

[@sirpiddlefartiii]

I'm a tea person, but I love the smell of coffee in the morning. It reminds me of waking up and finding my mommy in the kitchen.Good memories. So I make coffee for the smell, and give it away to other people because I hate the taste. Then I pour myself a tall glass of iced Oolong tea and sip it for my morning caffeine fix. Nobody touches my tea because I like it black with no cream or sugar lol.

[@GearShockMirasu]

black tea is the stuff

[@smol_yote]

My doctor told me “An RSlash a day keeps the Karen’s away”

[@einienj3281]

I would throw an apple at them 😄

[@SilverFang2789]

She'll just run to a manager

[@DeathProductions200]

Literally last Karen I've encountered she couldn't keep up with me unless she wanted cops called on her, because I had her plate info, AND I was on a electric long board, while she drove a shitty car.

[@HelloImEnt]

My doctor said : you also have HIV and cancer. You have about 5 days to live. What does my doctor mean?

[@NotUnique_]

And give you my like and a have nice day Or night, whatever is right.

[@Kenshuma02]

Does anyone else find it hilarious each time he can't read with a straight face because he's constantly chuckling

[@seanshanleyAnimeUWLPer]

R/todayilearned Starbucks quadruple quadruple is only a 1 cream 1 sugar at tim's XP

[@shitass7158]

@@seanshanleyAnimeUWLPer leanred

[@wynautwarrior2161]

His laugh is the best laugh.

[@lauracatha3625]

That's why I love listening.

[@missluciddreams3472]

Love it

[@williamtoccijr9579]

Just to let rSlash know...one shot of espresso...literally like a shot glass size amount...is like drinking multiple cups in a small amount...

[@CaTastrophy427]

espresso is to coffee what mint extract is to mint tea 20 shots of espresso is like 15 cups of coffee. TBH, I'd rather have a shot of vanilla extract than 20 shots of espresso.

[@Alycornz]

"Of all the names in the animal kingdom, that one's the worst!" Chocolate chip starfish: ⭐🍫🥺😢 Like how DARE, THEYRE SO CUTE WHATCHU MEAN

[@Beena2020]

...you know what a chocolate starfish means, right?

[@artsydoodling9473]

@@Beena2020 what dose it mean?

[@artsydoodling9473]

@@Beena2020 nvm I’ve been looking through the other comments and they don’t exactly say what it means but i don’t think I wanna know anymore

[@erinfinn2273]

@@artsydoodling9473 Slang for "Butthole"

[@SilverMe2004]

@@erinfinn2273 To be fair I suspect that the starfish was named before the slang also Chocolate *chip* starfish

[@tangletallonmeow]

20 shots of espresso? How are they alive? I can't get 1 without feeling like I'm about to have a heart attack! Lol

[@hualni]

The level of misery dished out determines how delicious the malicious compliance is.

[@thetwinnies3156]

When he said chocolate starfish I thought of real chocolate and now I am hungry.

[@callmewolf3910]

🍫

[@skakid0]

When he said chocolate starfish I thought of real starfish and now I am hungry.

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

Same

[@aasfi109]

Same

[@dillydragonthetroll4119]

Not same

[@weedbasil]

I appreciate the first story so much. Hardly ANY local petstore employees ensure that people have proper requirements before they purchase fish/aquarium life. Absolutely no care or knowledge goes into these types of things, the employees make no effort into making sure the pets are safe. Just there to get the money, I guess. As an aquarium hobbyist, the first story makes me so incredibly happy to see :))

[@MaddiganMichayla]

As someone who works at PetSmart this first story makes me hurt. Like people are this bad and sometimes worse.

[@Annie_Annie__]

I hate the people that insist a betta will be fine in a bowl or a vase because "in the wild they live in puddles the size of a heel print." Umm, no they don’t. In the wild they live in vast rice paddies. And even if they did, wouldn’t you want to give them the most ideal conditions in captivity, not "barely survivable" conditions? A human can technically survive in 6’ by 6’ by 6’ cell for many years. But it’s not ideal. But for a lot of people, when you point all this out, they say "why does it matter? It’s just a fish! If it dies, I’ll buy a new one!" IT MATTERS TO THE FREAKING FISH!! It’s "just a fish" but it’s still a living creature that you’ve decided to take on the care of! Do it right!

[@Robynhoodlum]

When people point out that we sell and display them in cups, I remind them that 1) it’s meant to be temporary (most sell in a few days) and 2) we change the water EVERY MORNING. You can torture your fish if you want to put in a ton of work. Or with $50 (our stuff was cheap) and some basic knowledge, you can ensure a healthy, long lived beautiful fish that can “greet” you (keep in mind, a rare betta can sell for $30, so $50 is hardly an investment)

[@FreeThePorgs]

Guys: plural, a way to address a group of people more then 1 person regardless of gender.

[@jacobo9625]

If only English kept a distinction between the plural and singular you.

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

I don’t understand why people can’t except that guys pleural is a gender neutral term. I’m not gonna say “hey guys and girls” when I walk into a room and there’s a large amount of people

[@aleahlrb]

Noted.

[@samuelding7854]

@@bodaciousdoggo8971 Yeah, guys plural is generally gender-neutral when you say “Hi, guys!”

[@duckityduckkk]

if someone walks into a room and says “hey guys and girls” to address me i think i’d punch them

[@derguenter6257]

seriously, im having fishtanks for over ten years now and it allways baffles me to see that people think they can just throw fish and water in a bucket and - boom - fishtank. these turds really make my blood boil!

[@lunawolf2068]

Rslash: “chocolate chip starfish? Out of all the names in the animal kingdom that’s the worst” Tit bird: “are we a joke to you?”

[@marcorizzoni9766]

Here in Italy, the Italian name of the Dunnock is “Passera scopaiola”. Its literal translation in English would roughly be “Fucking (as in “who has or likes to have lots of sex”) female songbird”. The name actually came from the fact that it likes to make its nest next to the pants of heater, in particular the specie of heater whose scientific name is Erica scoparia, but that is definitely not what someone would think hearing the word “scopaiola”. It has even an higher level of double sense because “passera” can also be used as a rude name for “vagina” (as “pussy” in English can mean female cat or be a slang for vagina). I’m not sure if in any other language there is an animal name topping THAT.

[@emeraldqueen1994]

As someone who actually owns a FRESH WATER fish tank, I appreciate OP looking out for the starfish’s well - fair! I love the Mocha frappochinos that you get at the grocery store..

[@Zaddy-Lu]

In the early 2000's I was working at a fine dining restaurant, a party of 9 with 4 children come in. They were a nightmare complaining about everything, the food, me not being attentive enough, even the way I sat a plate down. Their bill came out to $98.97 and they asked for change. I was making waitstaff minimum wage $2.13 an hour.

[@gardianx5293]

Yeah that sounds about right. I remember a table of 7 doing that to me. Another spent near 200 on booze, meals, and apps and left a big 0. And people wonder why servers get surly.

[@Buggabee35]

As a pet store manager I can confirm that the starfish thing happens all the time and not just with fish....people really don’t understand how much work and money taking care of an animal is...even just cats anddogs... Also some people don’t even consider fish animals. They are like home decor....

[@Robynhoodlum]

Not to mention carnival prize/gift bag gold fish. You can’t just shove them in a bowl of tap water.😖

[@onyxdragon1179]

The lady in the first story is the one that gets an aquarium setup, and days later comes back to the store demanding a refund because her fish died

[@Richard_Nickerson]

I would've checked on every single one of my other tables before complying with "step back and approach us again," even if complying maliciously.

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

I thought that's what OP was gonna do

[@SuperNGLP]

To the last story: Some people, sometimes actually hide in case of an fire alarm, instead of running for their lifes. (wtf is wrong with them?) Because of that, firefighters search every corner of a building. And they find people... dead and hidden in closets for example. You will suffocate there if the smoke gets to you. Just get out of the building if you hear the alarm. Nothing else but leaving.

[@gun6145]

Ah yes lets hide from fire something that cant see or think Its like hiding from a rock

[@ohexenwahno5652]

It's not the fire warden's job to put himself at risk to locate them.

[@SuperNGLP]

@@ohexenwahno5652its definitely not.

[@SuperNGLP]

@Lemon Demon because panic won't solve the problem. You can fall down the stairs, get run over by others.. The teacher knows what's to do and where to go. So its the best decision to stay calm and walk slowly. Me saying "run for your life" in the original comment is a bit missleadig...

[@tiana_andherbooks]

I went on vacation for a single day and I'm already suffering from "rSlash Withdrawal" so I'll have to watch even more episodes today.

[@DVine13]

You can listen on any podcast platform, the same audio as the videos.

[@tiana_andherbooks]

@@DVine13 Yeah it was just a busy day, I was out riding roller coasters all day and had to save my phone battery. I usually alternate between the podcast and youtube

[@iwritejennsnottragedies8842]

I heard "chocolate chip starfish" and I was like, "damn, what kind of shop is this?!"

[@redshirt49]

20 shots of espresso is a great way to flirt with deadly heart and kidney disease.

[@smolboi1222]

For many years in my early childhood my parents had fish in a nicely sized tank. Taking care of freshwater fish was a tedious process and required filters/specific grounds/temperature/etc. I can’t even begin to imagine the process for salt water tanks

[@WindySilver]

rSlash: "Chocolate chip starfish is the most ridiculous name." Bony-eared assfish: "Am I a joke to you?!"

[@mudrams5015]

Lmao

[@SiekoValantin]

"There's not a cup of coffee that can compete with authentic Chinese tea." "I don't drink coffee." ????????????????????????????????????????

[@halo129830]

Tea… shiz bro I don’t drink anything to help me in the morning I just get up get ready go to work come home do my thing go to bed repeat

[@FirstStrike1177]

Ngl I was expecting that waiter to go with “what can I get you ladies today?” And have a nice day ma’am” just to mess with him.

[@Beena2020]

Wow! What a nice guy to come in and apologize! Maybe he was just having a bad day.

[@pantheggon]

"There's nothing that can compete with authentic chinese tea, I have a cup every day while I make rSlash videos" I love my wife gang rise up

[@trsajicizelva2]

I had to look out the starfish picture and let me say OMG she is so cute.

[@cy282x]

Chocolate Starfish is an actual animal! I thought it's just a Limp Bizkit album...

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Same..... and now I am wondering if there is some odd story about one if them drinking fishtank water. Lmao

[@BigfootWithMemes]

I'm glad we bigfoots don't have to worry about bosses out here in the woods

[@haukesattler446]

About the starfish story: If OP had sold the starfish to her, that lady would have been back in the store the very next day. Threatening with a lawsuit for selling her a "defective starfish" whose demise has traumatized her child for life!!!

[@Moggers379]

If he thinks chocolate starfish is a dumb name then wait until he finds out about moutain chickens

[@jordansims3380]

I'm sorry, WHAT?! 🤯

[@akl2k7]

I just looked that up... That's not even a chicken. It's a type of frog of all things. Maybe it sounds like a chicken?

[@godzillamenedez4465]

20 shots of espresso???? Is that human trying to give himself a heart attack?!!???!?

[@Oberkaptain]

My wife is also Chinese and we drink so much Chinese tea we have a tea room with the tea table and everything.

[@Arkticus]

me watching rSlash videos after a long hiatus "I wonder if he's recently uploaded anything." This video: uploaded 38 minutes ago. "...well then."

[@macandcheese4138]

Rslash: *Doesn't like the name of the starfish Me: I think it's a good name, what's wrong with it *Searches up starfish and goes to images Me: …You sure that ain't a s'more or a roasted marshmallow?

[@syltwee]

sorry but..... do you know what a chocolate starfish actually is? not a chocolate chip one?

[@macandcheese4138]

@@syltwee I went to images, to me It looks like a marshmallow over the fire but maybe I was looking at the wrong image...can you tell me just in case?

[@daylightmoon6286]

"Chocolate starfish is the most ridiculous name" Mountain Chicken: Do I not exist?

[@Still_not_saying]

By not selling the starfish they were saving it from being abused. XD

[@micahscott3895]

At least the biker guy had an actual apology and not just a "I’m sorry now give me want" apology.

[@TALKINGtac0]

*started new job at a restaurant 1 week ago, suddenly becomes a hotshot restaurant connoisseur*

[@wingracer1614]

If that guy had really worked at a restaurant for any length of time he would already know what happens to rude customers and would have kept his moronic mouth shut.

[@jeredek9901]

Actually, the worst animal name is a "Mountain Chicken". The best part is that it's a frog.

[@tommystone4563]

I have never been to Starbucks,and never will, I'll take a cup of green tea any time...🍵

[@velvety2006]

I used to get a hot chocolate from them when I was at the train station, then I bought a thermos cup and now I just heat chocolate milk at home and take that along 🤣

[@CaTastrophy427]

@@velvety2006 I usually bring a 20 oz thermos of mint tea with me when I go out for more than just a short trip. It's so good lol

[@velvety2006]

@@CaTastrophy427 I just realized at some point how expensive it was and that I could save money if I just took hot chocolate from home.

[@frosted_glaceon5513]

This is exactly why I'm so glad people are more strict on selling live animals. People should have much more consideration before they get pets. It's exactly why I got a jumping spider instead of an axolotl. Lower maintenance, but still a cute little face. Poor starfish might not have even lived a week.

[@shinymainespoon]

Ah yes. The "you played yourself" subreddit

[@sockjim9016]

Honestly props to the biker dude for actually apologizing. I'm glad he eventually got the drink he wanted!

[@Mikagow]

I've worked at lots of different pet stores, some small business, some corporations. I can promise you that the corporations do NOT care about the lives of the animals they sell. Nor do they know how to care for them. That means that almost all of the customers that come in are just like that Karen AND get what they want

[@Robynhoodlum]

Mika, I worked for a chain pet store for years and can absolutely confirm that corporate only wants to make money. HOWEVER, with the right employees and managers you can still have a decent store. There were two major chains in our town. One was known to be sketchy and ours was the best in our region. The difference was due to our GM who was actually an awesome boss and our pet manager who actually knew how to care for animals. Whenever corporate made a decision, we knew we’d have to sort out the mess. But, we were given a ton of autonomy. If we could explain to a manager that something was best for the animals, we were given the go ahead, even if it meant refusing a sale. We never met our cleaning suggested timeline because we were thorough. We had the best customer interaction evaluation because we took time to educate customers and walk them through the items - just because corporate makes us place a bunch of garbage on the shelves doesn’t mean we’d sell it. And if you could do it better or cheaper (but just as good) another way, we’d suggest that.

[@JOBdOut]

9:50 - similar experience but i'm a more vendetta based individual. At one point casually asked him what restaurant he worked at so I can see how its done - then promptly - while they were eating - contacted his boss to let them know how his staff mistreated industry in their name. He called and came in like 4 times on my days off to complain - my guess is he lost his job.

[@a.c.i7020]

Perfect timing, I was just opening your channel to see any new videos

[@AmusementLabs]

Fun fact too: Uranus is mostly a gas planet. It's entire existence is a joke.

[@thetableoflegend9814]

Props to the pet store which tries to make sure their animals go to decent homes I have fish tanks, and I know that that person would have killed that starfish in likely less than 24 hours

[@valis2311]

I just imagine them calling sister shops, like : "dodge, dodge, dodge ! KAREN INCOMING!"

[@Avrysatos]

One thing that keeps coming up in these kind of stories that confuses me. If some of these people work in service industries why are they treating their servers/hotel desk clerks/tech support/etc as if they're slaves? They supposedly know what it feels like and they're STILL being rude? They're either liars or hypocrites... Or both.

[@gracemereland2234]

I almost died when the waiter story got going. I- I kinda want a waiter to call me chief now. Or muchacho. Maybe Hoss, but I'm not big enough to be a Hoss....

[@ladykay5891]

Triple triple coffee is 3 sugar 3 cream. And 12 espresso shots is about an extra large coffee. Just so Rob knows. Luv ya

[@rey273]

imagine if we talked about adopting animals like how some people talk about adopting fish. "oh, this great dane was in a cage at the store but now hes much more happier living in my closet"

[@aravvsingh1707]

This man's voice always makes feel MHHHH

[@SomberSora]

Wtf

[@gun6145]

@@SomberSora MHHHHH

[@aravvsingh1707]

@@SomberSora MHHHHH

[@chloemckee05]

lmao I work at a coffee shop so the story about the coffee shop made my day 🤣 ours aren't presets but we have super sweet drinks and when I try to explain that everyone is confused and get annoyed when THEY don't listen 🙄🙄

[@lieutenantpancakes5308]

As somebody who worked at a coffee shop, coffee does have its own language

[@lauracatha3625]

My son got a water turtle from our neighbor for Christmas, he had no idea how much work comes along with it. Needless to say he's done such a fine job. They are expensive but he's a great caretaker.

[@Robynhoodlum]

Good on him! Turtles have the dirtiest tanks.

[@lauracatha3625]

@@Robynhoodlum yes they do. They smell when cleaning out the tank is absolutely HORRID!

[@lauracatha3625]

@@Robynhoodlum Thank you.

[@Jay-sv9kf]

I only go to Starbucks if I have to travel somewhere by train, and then I just ask for a white mocha with whipped cream,, if I would have to ask for anything fancier I'd crash and the only thing coming from my mouth would be windows dialup noises

[@harithcarey986]

Rslash: Chocolate chip starfish is the dumbest name A type of swamp frog called a mountain chicken: Yes, definitley

[@JustinBurns17]

0:40 This is why we don't let Fred Durst name anything....

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Lmao. 🤣🤣 Maybe the album title has to do with the flavor of its tank water. 🤔😂😂

[@LH12348]

I just love how he laughed and had to read the same line again 🤣

[@tomdean1876]

Man I'm still watching yesterdays rSlash, once I'm done with that, onto another!

[@riceracm]

0:42 _”Chocolate chip starfish?...”_ I was expecting a Limp Bizkit joke 🤦‍♀️😏🤦‍♂️

[@AatroxSuppMain]

Limp bizkit: Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

My thoughts went to this album title..... and now am wondering if there is some crazy story behind it, about someone drinking fishtank water, or something. Lmao. 😂😂

[@TriaMaxwell]

Story 1: Not sorry to say Karen that I care more about this starfish's life than your kids' happiness.

[@Lycanthromancer1]

I doubt the kids will be happy with a dead starfish.

[@TriaMaxwell]

@@Lycanthromancer1 Fuck those kids. No starfish for them. And if Karen brings her mistakes in, I'll tell them they can't have it because they have a bad mommy who wants to kill the starfish.

[@mariabedell3198]

My coffee is Dunkin', lg iced, 1 toasted almond, 1 coconut shots, 1 mocha, 2 cream, 6 sugar. Because they discontinued candy bar flavors. My Dunkin knows the order and my car. I rarely wait on drinks and it's rarely wrong anymore. Id be lost at starbucks.

[@gringa978]

Yumm almond joy 😋

[@17andtravelling]

If you run away from a fire and hide in a cupboard and are older than 6, it's just natural selection. Checking if people are stuck is one thing, doing a massive game of hide and seek is another.

[@eb19782]

Time to get up instead of laying in bed waiting for you to post

[@smol_yote]

I like to call this “my RSlash alarm clock”

[@baldrian22]

the teacher in last story was a WALKING DISASTER for any school.

[@rdcdragonar4726]

Coffee is coffee it doesn't need to be fancy to be good and that's why you don't go to fancy places

[@droganovic6879]

"Chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water" Limp Bizkit. First thing i thought of with the starfish story. I thought they were being pranked 😂

[@andyyyz9114]

Now I want to Google "chocolate starfish" to see what it looks like. But I'm too scared :)

[@1985toyotacamry]

I look it up (chocolate chip starfish) and it's looks like it. If you look up chocolate starfish it's a British slang.

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

It looks like star shaped chocolate chip cookie

[@metademetra]

Yeah no a 55 gallon checks out. Saltwater animals need A LOT of space. The best way to think of it is imagining if there were a species of mouse that need the whole length of a typical elephant enclosure to be happy.

[@Shoveling_Around]

As i Brit i can now say i approve of this channel as Rslash drinks his daily dose of tea

[@hazybubblegum]

Triple triple is just Tim Hortons talk for 3 creams and 3 sugars LOL

[@mb6ooo]

Starbucks is too expensive but not even half the Quality of fresh Italian /Portuguese/Spanish /Greek/ Iranian coffee ☕️

[@wingracer1614]

Don't forget Cuban. That was an eye opener when I moved to FL, never even heard of it before then but now I love it. And then there is Turkish of course.

[@mb6ooo]

@@wingracer1614 I recently had the opportunity to try cuban, which is mild but yum.... Turkish is no good / tried it in Turkey and also in Germany / sorry but no.

[@kalynshafer751]

20 shots of espresso? That guy is trynna fight God.

[@sinfulwrath666]

Alright! Day 1 Please narrate reddit stories with a vtuber model. Edit: In context, rslash said in his last choosingbeggers video, that he could be a vtuber someday. And he also suggest you could be a vtuber too while its still popular

[@ilikememeslol6755]

yes

[@ilikememeslol6755]

yes

[@Pepinito16]

please do it rslash

[@ilikememeslol6755]

yes

[@ilikememeslol6755]

yes

[@timogeerties3487]

Chocolate starfish... The only thing I can think of is a certain chocolate chip cookie in a very unfortunate shape

[@twodiceddragons4088]

Ye

[@barco_sl1887]

Ye

[@JMemski]

Yo ur the true 1st lol

[@kenshinflyer]

First Story: I really laughed out loud about that "chocolate starfish" thing...

[@jefffoo6891]

Day 63 of telling him he's making everyone day better If you wanna hate on me join the hate gang I made it so you guys can hate me

[@wasphoney5931]

I knew i'd find you here

[@cowchief832]

@@wasphoney5931 Same

[@cowchief832]

Do you like tuna?

[@jefffoo6891]

@@cowchief832 yes , I mostly like it on bread

[@paul_warner]

Day whatever of telling you to shut up

[@jordanramey9526]

I heard “chocolate starfish” and immediately thought of hotdog flavored water....

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

My thoughts went to this album title..... and now am wondering if there is some crazy story behind it, about someone drinking fishtank water, or something. Lmao. 😂😂

[@_cjrriley]

Rslash: "Chocolate Starfish is the worst name in the Animal Kingdom." _Mountain Chicken (a frog) says hi!_

[@Genosis]

Double double with milk for my coffee! I've been getting my coffee at this particular coffee shop (Tim Hortons, of course) for many years. In fact, I have an anecdote for it. I started at my current job around 10 years ago, and when I did I worked with the IT manager who soon started buying a coffee in the morning for me. I returned the favor by buying them for the afternoon. Each time, a recycled paper tray resulted. Now, I did not have a garbage can at the time, as my position was new (their first and only programmer) and the spot I was sitting in wasn't a usual station. So, I piled up my trays. The pile continued to grow, day by day, until I just started using it as a footrest. As the months passed, it became a bit of a running joke so I didn't throw them away. I soon couldn't use it as a footrest any more without it being considered yoga. As the months turned into years, and as I was shuffled to various locations of the office, so came my now towering stack of recycled paper coffee cup traps. I am now currently in a refurbished warehouse section at the office with very high ceilings. The tower stands at least 10+ feet high, as a fun little conversation piece for anyone new to the office.