r/Maliciouscompliance Douchebag VS 3-Star General!

[@rSlash]

Douchebag VS 3-Star General Before you watch the video, guess who wins below and see if you're right!

[@strawbeeflowee]

3-Star Generalll

[@sorenlol]

rSlash douchebag LOL

[@ironiclando]

rSlash 3-Star General

[@10inchtyler47]

rSlash 3 star

[@storm7645]

hey man love ur vids, good luck to 2mil

[@notme57812]

So soldier here. What he's doing is a violation of SHARP and is punishable by taking rank and pay, a dishonorable discharge or even being thrown in military jail

[@miraclejohnson7801]

omg

[@kilo1901]

Timothy Biggers Jr Does “SHARP” stand for something? Edit: Thanks for the Replies I now know.

[@Toxcct_]

That’s neat

[@Kookie4uu]

Oof

[@AlexReiter1988]

What's difference between military jail to jail?

[@stonedjasonvoorhees5959]

I'm a veteran, and yeah he's screwed. Officers and enlisted can't fraterniize, and his actions were unbecoming of a NCO. He probably got stamped with paperwork, maybe even lost a rank.

[@KlavierMenn]

Is this grounds for dishonorable discharge? Harassment is a felony, right?

[@stonedjasonvoorhees5959]

@@KlavierMenn No, probably not. He was on the ledge though, and if he got physical it would have escalated.

[@atelodev3048]

I dont see why this is a big deal, I mean, why cant men/women release some stress by fraternizing? I mean I dont see how it could be that bad.

[@GingerDangr]

@@atelodev3048 it's a big deal because it's an officer and a soldier, not just two soldiers. That has the potential to lead to some pretty severe abuses of power dynamics which can cause a lot of problems

[@stonedjasonvoorhees5959]

@@atelodev3048 Breaks order of leadership. What if they got together, and then they broke up, and were still in the same unit? Bad mojo. Also, it deters favoritism and the professional attitude officers must have at all times.

[@katlynvanscoy5792]

My dad was in the military. I heard from a Navy Vet once, how he and his friends would watch the Marines early morning run to watch them drop like flies as they ran for over an hour. I don't know about the Army, but if he was a Marine he would probably be "trained" to death before being forced to do hundreds of menial tasks over and over again. They are not only responsible for their spouses actions, but your own actions is defiant torture. That's why I have a plaque in my room that reads, "Be careful of the words you say, keep them soft and sweet, you never know from day to day, which ones you'll have to eat.

[@leonelcarita]

@We Have To Go Back Potato

[@AbnusXD]

Thank you for the quote. I will remember that. (＾-＾)

[@geraldogden9618]

Reminds me of the quote: "careful the toes you step on today may be connected to the ass your forced to kiss tomorrow..."

[@TaxidriverBarbi]

These are spectacular quotes! Witty and informative. My mother gave me a plaque years ago, "The 13th commandment: thou shalt not be a smartass." Compared to those proverbs, it explains so much about my life.

[@bogustoast22none25]

There’s a saying where I’m from and while the translation isn’t a smooth one, it goes: “You are a slave of what you say, and a master of what you don’t say.”

[@fakechips1]

“This guy got screwed but not the way he expected” Genius XD

[@DumbsyGoricius]

Yeah you tell 'em

[@antblisss]

I literally read the comments looking for a military person and while o was reading this he was saying it as my thought was going along 😂

[@ShiruKitty]

i scrolled down and read this right as he said it lol

[@deathsomenow2196]

Expecting*

[@michelleserrato6398]

Hi I'm in the Air Force, it honestly depends on the situation, but on this situation, he's FUCKED

[@demonwolf570]

*Laughs in Article 15*

[@dovahbear0]

ROD and shit details for life

[@earlmarshall6543]

@SweetCinRoll Agreed. Retired Army here. From the description given, it depends on how far the General wants to take it. In any event, the guys Military career is a Clusterfuck from that point on. Though I would like to have been in the outer office just to hear the bitching out he got from all of them!! 🤣⚰️🇺🇸

[@dovahbear0]

@@earlmarshall6543 it more then likely continued after getting back to their shop. For a few hrs of every leadership in said shop going at him.

[@xXbethmorgueXx]

Active duty Navy here. Even by Navy regs, he stepped over the line...

[@el_pro_man]

Yugo has two purposes in life: 1- be cute AF 2- make rSlash do more puppy bloopers

[@omegacyborg]

Hugo: *Whines* rSlash: "What do you want dog" Hugo (Translated): "I want you to give me attention because I'm your dog and I deserve it"

[@aamirchimthanawala2127]

*Yugo

[@13bgunbunny42]

Yugo*

[@jman4083]

Entitled pooch.

[@john34261]

yugo deserves treats attention and playtime and walks and i'm sure he'd go nuts when Rslash mentions walks to yugo

[@vibalent71]

Joisah Ahern r/entitledpooches

[@CarloAJ]

No one: Yugo: “yeah I have a name, my owner calls me Yu-“ *rSlash: “D O G.”*

[@evphoritee5930]

I love your pfp

[@CarloAJ]

Kótern thanks :)

[@dracomzmh9172]

@@evphoritee5930 I agree

[@gliturkat6167]

my cat's name is Elsley but her _name_ is CAT STOP FUKEN EATING THAT SHIT YOU'RE GONNA CHOKE.

[@KittyKat2648]

​@@gliturkat6167 My cat's name is Leo ('cause I was a basic bitch twelve-year-old when we got him lol) but his NAME is "Babe, why are you yelling at me, I fed you like twenty minutes ago and you're ACTIVELY being pet"

[@Luigi2262_]

Just for some context, according to the list on the website of the Department of Defense, she was 13 pay grades above him. 13! I can’t imagine that went well for him

[@angelmaldonado7967]

Hitting on a married 3 star general least punishment Article 39 loss of pay, a lose in rank, maybe both, worst punishment dishonorable discharge, and possibly jail. He violated so many articles of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) with his actions as an None Commissioned Officer (NCO).

[@bostonrailfan2427]

he’d get that but not for fraternizing, he had no idea who she was so was guilty of everything but that. still the same punishment, NJP gets him 50% pay, extra duty, base confinement for 60 days alongside the reduction to E4 if not E3

[@scottharmon709]

Retired USAF here. I can reasonably assume that SSgt Schmuckatelli has attended the mandatory annual USAF Sexual Assault Prevention and Response (SAPR) sessions since he first entered the service, since they are, well, MANDATORY. The official policy toward sexual harrassment is one of zero tolerance, though there is still a high incidence of occurences. The SSgt could have faced charges under the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice) for his actions. Punitive Article 92 (Failure to obey order or regulation), and Article 134 (General article, which covers multiple categories that are prejudicial towards good order and discipline) could have been applied, and he most probably recieved administrative discipline/Non-Judicial Punishment in the form of an Article 15 action which would go into his permanent record. This would not have been a court martial offense, even though it was a high profile event. What might have happened was that the SSgt's supervisor, First Sergeant, and Commander probably had no clue what had happened or what was going down, but it probably wasn't something good. However, they might have been made aware through back channels/good ol' boy network. Upon entering the office, the SSgt would have stepped to the front of the General's desk, saluted sharply, and then stood at attention. He probably recognized her at that point and had an internal "Oh, S@#T!" moment. The general probably asked him why he thought he had been called into her office, and somewhere in the conversation asked him if he had recieved his annual SAPR training. She might have pointed out to his immediate leadership that SSgt Schmuckatelli probably needed some refresher training on the subject. He would have not enjoyed the experience at all, and the fun would have continued once he returned to his unit. I used "probably" and "might have" a lot, since I wasn't there. However, I have been in similar circumstances as a supervisor and a First Sergeant. Sometimes it was hard to maintain a straight face while the miscreant was being read the riot act, but I can't say that I ever felt sorry for them. Actions have consequences.

[@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA]

Thank you for the info.

[@FrostJaeger]

Underrated comment of the year.

[@cutebutsadisticable]

It's really hard to say what would have happened as we weren't there. What I find odd is she didn't pull rank on him while PT'ing. If it was such an issue I know I would have. I had to pull rank on some males who thought it would be fun to hit on me like this jerk. That or I pulled I that I had kid at home. People don't understand that females in the military are rare. To sexually harass one and get caught and your command gets brought in on it oh you're boned majorly!!!! Trust me!

[@cutebutsadisticable]

@@mumbles005 you are very right. Something hints of a power trip and not on his behalf. But I'm not an officer (thank the gods!!!) I only made to NCO before I got out. You know his OIC and SNCOIC riped a new one and maybe him repaint the parking lines if that. Then there were beers to be had.

[@scottharmon709]

@@mumbles005 Interesting opinion. Of course he just meant "Hang as friends." As for saluting indoors, you might have that confused with wearing a cover indoors; the only time you are authorized to wear a cover indoors is if you are under arms or as part of a ceremonial formation. He would have certainly saluted indoors and gave a reporting statement when he marched in and reported to her, or any other officer of any rank for that matter. EDIT: AFI 1-1 Air Force Standards is the reference, in case you were wondering.

[@aaelmore3142]

Seeing as though adultery is illegal in the Military, he was informed that she was married and continually spoke in sexually charged language, he’s possibly looking at an Article 15 or court martial depending on his past record.

[@theangrycro-mag9444]

I would have loved to have seen the expression on his face when he first entered the room and saw her face on the other side of that desk. Haha. Classic.

[@brucenevils2154]

@Johnny badassdad i would've given a paycheck to have been in that room!

[@badandy102]

I would have paid to be there just to see his face when he walked in

[@17planets89]

And when he saw the rank on her uniform.

[@kimberlywertz3839]

I wonder if he crapped himself.

[@Qaydum]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even a single soul: Yugo: ARRRROOOOOOOOO

[@jacobmartinez1557]

I don't get it

[@poodrofartman2802]

ARRRROOOOOOOO

[@caitlyntelford4010]

ARR ARR ARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@annahobbs515]

Jacob Martinez r/Wooosh

[@graylindblad1261]

Go back to Russia commie

[@lloydkeith3061]

That staff sgt would be praying for death long before it would actually arrive. I would say as soon as he laid eyes on her is internal monologue was something like "oh. Dear. Sweet. Baby. Jesus.... I am sooo screwed!" Hahaha! Yeah,... best case scenario, he loses rank and pay. Also he is now on EVERYONE'S radar. He is THAT guy. Crap detail coming up, who are we sending, yep. Need someone to make an example of, yep that's our guy. It would be bad enough if it was just his immediate command, but this has risen to a level where a 3 star now knows his name. Not good, not good at all. Yeah,... I'd rather just get discharged dishonorably and move on because he just MURDERED his military career.

[@TPRM1]

By “THAT guy”, I presume you mean, “The guy who everyone now knows hits on [who he thinks are] his fellow soldiers’ wives.” Yeah...you don’t want to be that guy.

[@magicpyroninja]

@@TPRM1 I think your thinking of a blue falcon....aka buddy fucker The kind of guy who goes out of his way to fuck over his buddies

[@TPRM1]

@@magicpyroninja Oh, nice. Military jargon, I presume? Bit surprised it’s not a TLA, but I like it, nonetheless.

[@Hunglikeagrimsmo]

My dad was in the military and sister is doing a tour right now and both have seen the exact same thing happen numerous times. One of the times it was my sister being sexually harassed by a guy that was 3 stars under her she reported it and nothing happened he's now 1 star above her. So Staff Sergeant douchebag would have been fine. Sure there's sharp but 90% of the time this shit gets swept under the rug and forgotten about.

[@lloydkeith3061]

@@Hunglikeagrimsmo as a veteran, I can say with no reservations. All a woman has to do is make a serious accusation. For real though, if it's, the harassment, is a on going thing. All she would need is a small bit of evidence. One recording of one incident. Then she could point back at everything else that has happened. Not long ago in Ohio at Wright Paterson airforce base this happened. Whole chains of command got wiped out for the cover up. The base general was forced to retire in disgrace. If your sister is being harassed she can put a stop to it and destroy the harasser's in the process.

[@shawnwolf5961]

Ex Army here. What EXACTLY would have happened really depends on just how long ago this was, because in recent years, sexual harassment, sexual assault, and infidelity/adultery have become a large focus. In today's standards, at best he would get an article 15 under the Uniform Code of Military Justice. That would be slap on the wrist though, and today for sexual harassment and infidelity, that wouldn't fy--especially since we are talking about a SSG, not someone of really high rank. He is an NCO, but he isn't a super high ranking NCO, so he wouldn't be able to float above some of the rules as some higher ranks manage to do. What MOST likely occurred is his commander and his 1sg probably got a talking too. Then during that meeting, he was most likely informed that a sexual harassment investigation was going to happen. THEN, he was probably court-martialed. He would have been demoted (I've seen SSGs get demoted all the way back to PVT and then get dishonorably discharged at that point), and then, depending on how nice their leadership was feeling, that General could have let him finish his current term and written what is called a GOMOR (general officer memorandum of reprimand). A GOMOR ends careers. You cannot promote passed E4 (Specialist) and you cannot re-enlist for another term. This goes in your permanent record, and you get a discharge other than honorable if you are barred from re-enlistment this way (or leadership can request a lower discharge if memory serves me correctly). That is if the leadership is feeling nice. They COULD have simply demoted and then discharged this guy too. The above applies to infidelity as well, as the military has come down HARD on people cheating on their spouses, because of the nasty image it gives the military. So there you go. It's unlikely this guy continued to serve after that term, and even if he somehow avoided all of that (say the General cut him some slack and DIDN'T throw the book at him), he still would have at very least been demoted and barred for re-enlistment. These charges are very severe, and the military takes them as such. Now, I know there is army vs airforce potential, but the crackdown on these issues and how seriously they are taken, is military wide. I had a friend who was simply ACCUSED of sexual harassment, and it took the military are full YEAR to dismiss the claims. He was a freaking pariah that entire year too.

[@m.bombastic6402]

Damn. I'm sorry that happened to your friend. I got a couple that had been accused and just damn

[@shawnwolf5961]

@@m.bombastic6402 Yeah, they don't fuck around. He even got a GOMOR, but luckily for him they kept it at the unit level rather than stick it in his overall record, so it would only effect him at his station. Of course, they wrote that before CID finished investigating, and even though they dismissed the charges, he can't get that GOMOR removed. Such crap

[@kaylaatkins1915]

"Most employees don't quit their jobs - they quit their bosses!" Ohhhh this is so, so incredibly true. 10/10

[@WongFoo83]

As an employer, an uncomfortable truth, but i will take this to heart. thanks for sharing !

[@vivietamihmih8460]

yup. i loved my job. the biggest of big bosses there is fine guy. but our manager was joke and the female he chose as supervisor didnt do anything but smoke drink coffee complain and throw work at others.

[@Daytruin]

can't think of anything to say other than 100% true.

[@martelbaggins9113]

Very true!

[@Nikephorus]

So true. I worked in the IT department at a grocery warehouse for 8 years. During my time there the department was pretty much static on the worker side, but we had a couple different managers. The one who hired me and the one that followed were both competent, but when the second one left he was replaced with a career manager type with no IT background. He was a complete idiot and within a year half the department left, including myself.

[@skivtz]

My dad is a first sergeant in the Army and based on everything he has told me about what his work is like, that guy is never going to rank up.

[@gamester512]

My younger cousin is a Lance Corporal in the Marines. He'd only been in the Marines for about a year before his promotion, so I hope that means he's doing exceptionally well (I'm no soldier, so I don't know the "average" time frame it takes for people in specific branches of the military to earn a promotion). But yeah, even with me not being a soldier, I'm sure that guy is not going to enjoy however long he stays in the military.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

it’s an automatic reprimand for his conduct, he’d be lucky to make E5 again but never above it

[@kimberlywertz3839]

He’s going to be lucky if he only loses 1 rank. I would assume that he may end up being reduced in rank to a private.

[@pluckis2470]

Douchebag : Goes on date Also douchebag : *Why do i hear BOSSES BOSSES BOSS music*

[@bennaylor5610]

This is hilarious

[@syltwee]

This had me cackling for a few minutes, i had to pause the video to laugh

[@itwillbeindaysthinkaboutthat]

The final boss

[@elijahwalker7172]

douchebag: "why do i hear BOSSES BOSSES BOSSES BOSSES BOSS music?"

[@rae6878]

AtrociTIES. God dammit. They had “ties” in bold for a reason and now I’m very upset that you missed it.

[@flooflord9187]

I want to speak to the manager.

[@Acidfunkish]

That one was witty, yet completely ignored. 😩 I'm sorry, OP! You deserved better.

[@Surreal_Sheep]

Smh, you just posted cringe, you’re gonna lose subscriber

[@olymolly3637]

@@Surreal_Sheep if you're gonna unsub, why not watch other channel as well (edit: in short, stop watching this one & go away)? One tiny mistake among gold narrations of his & you whine & threaten with unsubbing.

[@rae6878]

Surreal Burrs I was just lightly salted because horrible puns are my favorite things ever and it was passed over!

[@TheNormExperience]

Wow, what decade is that first guy living in? And how does, “I won’t leave you alone until you agree to go out with me” not sound creepy as F*CK?!

[@DrYeet2704]

If I was told that, if I had pepper spray, bam! Spray in the eyes. That should give a message.

[@SnowxXxAngel]

Yup, super creepy... reminds me of a song I like to call the 'creepy stalker song'. Dunno the proper title, unless it's literally the creepiest line of the whole thing... "I'll be watching you..." And another creepy line "oh can't you see, you belong to me" Yeah, I hate this song.... 😒 even if it's super catchy, simply for the message of those lyrics

[@IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle]

@@SnowxXxAngel I think the songs called every breath you take and your right it's not only super creepy but also super catchy

[@jgw5491]

@@DrYeet2704 She had better than pepper spray; she had STARS. :-D

[@segreen1046]

@@SnowxXxAngel The Toadies, Possum Kingdom

[@AgressiveScreaming]

Yugo wants to speak to your manager He wants you to pet him more, and give him those scratches he really likes, you know the ones behind the ear, and for you to throw the ball more.

[@ichmeiner4531]

You completely forgot the treats! I'll have you fired for this!!!

[@RuNaruX0175]

He just wants to play

[@JourneyofShadows]

The Entitled Pupper will have your job because you didn’t give him belly rubs!

[@arg6686]

Imagine if he had a camera for the puppybloopers that would be adorable😅

[@gwenp3450]

That is a great idea! I would love to see and hear the puppy bloopers!

[@zhaoxinyang4333]

He Probably doesn’t want to face reveal

[@speediconsaales7599]

@@zhaoxinyang4333 he has done that

[@zhaoxinyang4333]

@@speediconsaales7599 wait theres a face reveal?!?!??!?!?!?

[@speediconsaales7599]

@@zhaoxinyang4333 jep on the 1mil. subs video

[@taiibitucci7003]

This doggo is relentlessly trying to get your attention while you work, this kills me 🤣🤣

[@kitchencat1816]

Two things: 1) Hearing you laugh while reading these stories really makes my morning. 2) Yugo is so heckin' cute!!!!!

[@suzumebachi50]

My dog is angrily wandering around looking worried at Yugo's whining.

[@FRICKENPENNY]

Honey the Queen Bee Awe so cute!

[@Leslie58]

Mine did too. 😁

[@Gonzo614]

Mine are staring at my computer turning their heads side to side.

[@scp-filetmignon479]

I don't have a dog, but my young daughter was wandering the house saying, "Where is the sad puppy????"

[@Zaddy-Lu]

Mine started barking at my phone, lol

[@the_hanged_clown]

as an air force veteran myself, I'm honestly surprised that encounter even went any further than the track. she likely would have had only to tell him off right then and there. sexual harassment is sexual harassment, and someone in as high a position as she was she would not have to worry about repurcusion. I yelled at a general to shut up once and didn't even get written up. time and place means everything.

[@dorkfish1275]

Yugo: *whines and barks* Rslash: but then things change- Yugo: *squeaks* That's hilarious on so many levels.

[@Danivo445]

Hugo

[@cherrychuuu]

AJAJA

[@Lukaerith]

Your pupper isn't complaining. He wants to read a story on his own. He too has his dream of becoming a PUP-ular youtuber. Don't you ruin it ;)

[@edwardsimpson119]

Don't you mean a PUP-ular KZbinr?

[@Lukaerith]

Right, my mistake. Thank you Good Sir.

[@chosenuwu]

awwwh, pup-ular, too pawesome!

[@carlimcelrath1901]

we NEED VISUALS of this!! lmao!

[@Brad7450]

DOGgonnit i hate puns

[@thetourminator]

The puppy bloopers were great. I especially died @ 16:50 when doggo started playing with the squeaky toy. LMAO. 😂😂😂

[@alexandraboucher1791]

Yugo: "travesty! You neglect me for so long! Love me! PlAy WiTh Me"

[@thegreatfugginpotato3922]

Omg I love the puppy bloopers lol Yugo is adorable.

[@sophialin3595]

Yugo might be the best dog in the world so I wonder how much it is

[@crevecoeurcorley9209]

Its priceless.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Best doggo of the internet. Such stories.

[@dstdg18]

Yugo is too adorbs.

[@OrionoftheStar]

What breed is he, again?

[@trollgrizz]

Being in the Air Force and knowing the rank structure makes the story 10x funnier.

[@thurmalitekost2621]

you know you're in for a bad time when you get 3 bosses in one room IN MILITARY AIRFORCE

[@nocount7517]

Is that different from normal Air Force?

[@thurmalitekost2621]

@@nocount7517 well there is civilian air travel as well so yhea, i imagine it is lol:D

[@jayzenitram9621]

I'm pretty sure the staff sergeant was dishonorably discharged or at the very least demoted. The military frowns on adultery.

[@19Loken80]

The demotion is possible, but i would bet he got some "retraining" and few extra duty shifts to teach him a lesson. He would have defintely fucked himself for his next promotion.

[@vxspxrrr_]

19Loken80 DEFINITELY extra duty, demotion would probably depend on how actually offensive he was being toward the general and how much she felt like laughing it off.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Adultery wasn't the problem here. It was sexual harassment. And with SHARP (Sexual Harassment/Assault Response and Prevention) being increasingly prevalent, you can bet he was ripped a new one. Oh yeah, don't forget to add in disrespecting an officer - article 89 under the UCMJ. And article 134 (catch-all) for good measure.

[@maxmummaxmax912]

Most government agencys frown upon it. I think all of them

[@Epic0201]

His relationship with his dog is one of the best i've heard xD

[@doggolovescheese1310]

"What do you have to complain about dog?" "You talking to the computer and not playing squeaky with me!"

[@ivorywings6094]

R/slash: And then, my son was born... Yugo: *squeaks his toy* ♡

[@iisgreen6930]

Rslash:My son. Yugo: YES I AM YOUR SON. PLAY WITH YOUR SON!

[@iyaayas]

Air National Guard Female member: My unit would have kicked this person out. We had a crack down where we were getting briefings and training every 3-4 months. Even removing materials like Max Magazines from the Male locker room (females didn't have any materials). 3 incidents I experienced. 1 - My kid opened an inappropriate gift at our Christmas party gift exchange. Later, at a bbq, one of the guys was joking about it. The next day, I took him to a private room and respectfully asked him to keep my kids out of those kinds of jokes. No harm, no foul, no trouble, it ended. 2 - Inappropriate joke made at my promotion ceremony. I was asked in private if I was offended. I told my super that it was just a stupid joke made by someone who is always running his mouth. He's usually good natured and I didn't believe he meant anything malicious. If anything happened to him, it was a slap on the wrist. 3 - Female First Sergeant got all 3 of us females from my shop together and asked us privately in a meeting if anything was going on that we felt uncomfortable about. If I really wanted to burn someone and ruin his career, I feel like I can just because I'm a female. It makes me sick that women would falsely accuse someone of sexual harrassment or assault. It's not fair to those who were truly harassed and won't be believed because of those false accusations.

[@MortuusTemplum]

I am also in the ANG and I have to disagree unless the person had a history. Most likely just had to go through sexual harassment training.

[@iyaayas]

@@MortuusTemplum Am I correct in assuming you disagree with the "burn career" part? If that's the part you disagree with, I'd be glad to know that you're correct. I hate that some walk eggshells around me. On deployment, I was the only female member of a 5 man team. None of us knew each other before that deployment. When it came to getting in the car together, I always sat in the back seat just because it's my personal favorite seat in the car. At the beginning, they offered me the front passenger seat because they felt bad they were making the female sit in the back. I explained that I'm not offended with that kind of stuff and it's really just as sexist to give me the front seat just because I'm female. It helped break the ice so we could get along and they settled down.

[@MortuusTemplum]

@@iyaayas Correct, from what I have seen, usually if they are not repeat offenders then they are given another chance because there is that slim possibility the guy was just so ignorant that he didn't see his faults. That being said, it is usually only one chance, depending of severity. If a male outright grabs a females butt then he is out.

[@iyaayas]

@@MortuusTemplum it's mostly the NSFW jokes and conversations my unit usually talks about. Maintenance workers who have stereotypical sailors mouths. I've been with my unit for 12 years now. My shop has done a complete 180. During my college years and I didn't have time for fun, they'd go out all the time every drill weekend. They'd have those subjectively offensive conversations more frequently. Now all but 5 are gone (retired, different units, etc) and the noobs and leaders of my shop are cleaner than a baby's bottom after a bath. Huge culture shift. I personally like it but they've become boring. Nobody hangs out anymore. While they laugh, there's a sadness/boredom behind it. The old people talk about the good old days when we use to go out to do things together, the days I missed out on and looked forward to. Sure, there was a lot of offense but at least we didn't walk on eggshells together. Now, there's the concern that one report will ruin that person's career, even if the report is false.

[@rochelleesser7961]

Thank you for standing up for those of us who are 💯 legitimate sexual assault and abuse survivors, as I’m among way too many, unfortunately. I’m also among many fellow survivors who have had the same cringe response to things like the “me-too” movement. Instead of helping and supporting actual survivors, it brought out the worst in humanity’s females, who have no moral compass and would gladly take advantage of the whole “believe all women” ideology. This complete mockery creates hostility toward those who need all the help and support they can get in recovering from their trauma. And unfortunately, sexual assault and abuse are equal-opportunity offenders; regardless of how a person identifies, being victimized is a real possibility. And in my honest opinion, the current social climate only exasperates this. I’ve never been in the military, but my dad was an Army veteran, and both of my brothers are Air Force Veterans. So I have a lot of respect for those who step up to serve and defend our country and the freedoms that us civilians will never fully understand the price you’ve paid to make it happen, and I’m really glad that you have programs like SHARP in place for every service member’s benefit.

[@assassintwinat8]

That last story reminded me of another I heard, where a new dad was getting chewed out by his boss for his work quality going downhill since having a dad. He's been tired, calling in, having to go home early, etc. to help his wife with the new baby. His boss did not seem to comprehend why he, as the _man_ of the family, had to be so involved with the baby, and even proudly bragged that he's "never changed a diaper in my life." New dad clapped back with, "I would never admit to being so useless of a husband."

[@DraconicDuelist]

I've heard that one too!

[@eacalvert]

That boss sounds a lot like my ex husband 😅

[@assassintwinat8]

@@eacalvert glad he's an ex

[@eacalvert]

@@assassintwinat8 funny enough, me too 😜😂

[@SH-qs7ee]

I hope OP showed the piece of paper around his colleagues as well, let them know there are places you get paid more for a guaranteed 8 hour day. You watch how many of them will be looking to jump ship soon after.

[@marlaparraguirre277]

Today's puppybloopers are top tier. I loved every single second of your rambles to Yugo xD

[@loran2840]

He just sounds like he is done with it

[@CherryBombPlays]

And yet low key smiling at yugo’s cute face 🙄🐶🥺

[@olinewright6877]

My Dad was in the navy. I remember being told about the time my father an enlisted man at the time punched a lieutenant and did not get in trouble for it. My mom was on the base I think she was pushing a stroller. The lieutenant made a comment as she walked by. He said something like "I'd like to see that swing on my front porch." Dad heard it and slugged him. The lieutenant ended up in trouble for comments not becoming an officer.

[@captincrisspantssayshi3221]

Awww my dog Abby actually got up, wagged her tail, and sniffed at my phone when she heard the squeaky toy. She was so happy 🥰🥰

[@faheem3721]

Your dog wants to meet yugo

[@oliviaksiag6163]

*New employee walks in* Older employee: You're going to be wanting these *Hands him a horrible tie and an off-white shirt* New employee: What? I want to look decent Older employee: Let me tell you a story...

[@Pointlesschan]

Olivia Ksiag lmao

[@AngelOfMusic20]

Be funny if someone in the future forgot their tie again and decided to revolt by wearing the old tie!🤣🤣🤣

[@104thDIVTimberwolf]

She was only 13 pay grades above him. That one should have been on pay-per-view.

[@SH-qs7ee]

Good thing he was Air Force, because he career would've dropped like a bomb.

[@104thDIVTimberwolf]

@@SH-qs7ee as an Air Force Vet, I can assure you that his career ended that afternoon.

[@GameCyborgCh]

Boss: "little emergency, i need you here" Employee in 5 weeks parental leave. "sure I'll be there in a month"

[@Beauweir]

Hashirama Senju! Originator of the hidden leaf village and nemesis of Madara! I'm a massive fan of your work on the show! But, tell me.... Will there ever be another episode of Bleach?

[@reverendbug]

Yugo: *whines* "play with me rslash!" Rslash: *whines* "Dog!"

[@rpgeezplayz9089]

Op in the “spend time with son story” is very mature. He noticed the mistakes of both sides: his own and his boss. Major respect for him

[@abramtabor7726]

I like how all of his videos seem like clickbait, but it's actually not.

[@hanezutchins2786]

Ikr. Its SUPER refreshing

[@alsoanaveragemango6536]

It actually IS clickbait. Clickbait is using certain methods of drawing viewers in. He just uses the good version by using content that is actually in his videos.

[@ravengear7121]

Some are, for ex “I ATTACKED MY EX WITH 10000 BEES” really, their was I little less than 1000, soooo... but most vids are true to the point. It was only the one

[@TheTrueMichael]

Ik, it's like such surprising hat someone doesn't clickbait

[@prashannashakya9577]

@@TheTrueMichael watch daily dose of internet

[@MsNoPixel]

The guy who said “most employees don’t quit their jobs they quit their bosses” was 100% right, any job I’ve ever quit I’ve left due to ignorant shady managers/owners.

[@franl155]

I'm going to add that to my quotes collection. Pity I've no name to give credit

[@KnittingGirl28]

So fricken true, even a dumpy job can keep workers if the bosses make it worth their while. Treat the hardest workers like their family and a slack offs like they could be out of there that day if their shit isn't together.

[@franl155]

So many bosses or wannabe bosses just want power, without any idea how to use it wisely. They just desperately need to inflate their tiny egos by acting like tinpot Hitlers, cracking their whip for the sheer pleasure of knowing that they have a whip to crack, and can strike at people who can't retaliate - cowards as well as bullies.

[@KnittingGirl28]

@@franl155 👏👏👏👏preach👏👏👏👏

[@gabybautista5761]

Staff Sargent probably peed in his pant and underwear the moment he walk in to that office . His COs might have face palmed themselves HARD after understanding the situation.

[@lindevoskamp4948]

Employee: "5 weeks no calls, I won't work" Boss: "alright" Not even 5 days after his sons birth. Boss: "can you work?"

[@mrhexadus1303]

for harassment of a general.. he could can be discharged and thrown in military prison or jail.

[@michaelsamples5810]

"Changing your job to stay home with loved ones sounds great-" This is going to be a Yugo moment? "But- *dog sounds*" I knew it

[@caitlyntelford4010]

I made the mistake of watching this in the same room my dog is in without headphones and his head just started tilting from side to side during the puppy bloopers. And now he thinks I cheated on him.

[@nyloaf]

yugo consistently shattering all the glasses in my house with his barking is forgivable.

[@christinaknapp1980]

The puppy bloopers were my favorite part here. I can totally relate to trying to do something only for my doggo to interrupt me so I can pet him or play with hime.

[@HunsonJay]

Sounds like the SSG need to have more SHARP briefs to sit through. Sexual Harassment Assault Response and Prevention It’s a program the military uses to help bring awareness to unwelcome sexual activity.

[@tayler6000]

Hunson Jay it’s SAPR in the AF, Sexual Assault Prevention and Response. Equal Opportunity handles harassment for us

[@jamespruitt4756]

oooo forgot about SHARP. I was thinkin article 15. but then again, I wasn't in for long ._.

[@TheOdst219]

Hey Staff Sergent how'd you get posted to Greenland? *Staff Sergent* I opened my mouth to the wrong officer.

[@franl155]

it wasn't so much his opening his mouth, it was his refusal to close it after the first rebuff. And his attitude in assuming that any female on the base was a military wife and not a military person in her own right. And that any military wife would be up for adultery

[@ShogunScarey]

I tried to get the wrong officer to open her mouth for me...

[@coupledyetivonvanderburg5385]

@@franl155 To be fair, a lot of military wives are up for adultery.

[@enlightendbel]

Greenland sounds like an awesome post tbh.

[@lethfuil]

Right, it was about the not shutting the mouth and about what fuck blobbered out of it.

[@williamleasure9258]

I'm not in the military, but I'm betting that the guy in the first story wished he had some Vaseline.

[@idanchen4934]

poor doggo wants to play, but the RSlash have no time so the doggo is "maliciously Complianting" XD

[@josi4251]

"Polyester atrocities that time forgot." I'm going to use that as a login at some point.

[@hernanrpaul]

"Dog" steals the show every time! :) kudos for him!

[@Gowld]

I have that same conversation (about his good life) with my dog like every day

[@The_Best_NPC]

They never learn

[@Cottontailart]

Yugo needs a puppy pal *hints intensifies*

[@provolonefatboy5875]

Go in for the kill Yugo, assert Dominance

[@katherineknapp6604]

Yugo ( like all dogs) is the best when you need a smile! Thank you Yugo and all dogs out there for being so sweet! And to all cats out there, ya'll are the best at listening and being there when we need ya'll so thank you to cats!! 🐕🐈‍⬛🐈❤❤❤

[@azimuth361]

I am a retired Paralegal Noncommissioned Officer. Over the course of my career, I worked in the Military Justice Office (Prosecutor), the Trial Defense Service Office (Defender), the Legal Assistance Office (help with administrative actions) and myriad other branches of the JAG office. The Chain of Command has several options when disposing of misconduct: LEAST severe - Do nothing. Verbal reprimand (Butt-chewing) Written reprimand (Counseling statement) Administrative Action (Letter of Reprimand or an evaluation that removes Sergeants from leadership positions) Summary Nonjudicial Punishment (Commander-imposed light punishment for minor offenses) Nonjudicial Punishment (Commander-imposed punishment that may include reduction in rank and forfeiture of pay) Summary Court-Martial (Trial by an appointed Officer) MOST severe - Court-Martial (Trial before a military judge which may have a panel, the military equivalent of a jury) For a Servicemember to have committed an offense under the Uniform Code of Military Justice, he has to have met the elements of the offense by committing certain acts and/or using certain language. Depending on the course the Chain of Command chooses and on the quality of the evidence gathered, any of the previously-described courses action may have been taken. And a combination may have been taken. There's a comment in the thread that says he was demoted and forfeited pay. Maybe. Courts-Martial and Article 15s are public record. It would be easy for someone to find out. Not me, though. I'm retired. This is a boiled-down version of the Military Justice process. There is a HELL of a lot to conducting a court-martial or even an Article 15 that space doesn't allow. If anyone wants to know more.... call your local JAG office. I"m retired.

[@asawasa2806]

I was thinking it's probably an article 15 unless this guy has a paper trail history in which case they'd just court martial him or some sort of admin separation with less than honorable discharge. probably whatever the Lt. General wanted.

[@darthslackus499]

Normally, I'm in favor of a verbal or written reprimand. But, the thing is that sergeant is a predator who doesn't know when to quit. Now pictures this: sometimes in the future he gets a young and pretty recruit under his command. What do you think this girl (who is fresh off basic training or HS) chances of fending him off? If I was this 3-stars I would end this guy's career. It does 2 things: 1) Protect those under her command, 2) Sends a number of messages that many can draw to various conclusions

[@silverhawkflash]

If it were a court martial, I'm guessing it'd be a Special Court Martial and not a General one?

[@frith.calluna]

Wouldn't be surprised if that first guy was Onion Boy...

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Spammerts Niet Welkom who?

[@blacktheripper9870]

Onision wouldn't even have made it this far, even if he passed SERE school (he quit after refusing to eat a rabbit.)

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Black The Ripper ohh

[@amberrhianon4192]

I actually pictured him in that story

[@AndresOssa]

Oh my! That dog talking about his hard life made this the greatest episode ever (imo)!

[@strangersmemories1632]

Okay. I had to stop listening to puppy bloopers because my pack (I have 3 dogs that all gang together) started barking and howling.

[@lilywillsing6706]

They want a new playmate.

[@strangersmemories1632]

@@lilywillsing6706 THERE'S 3 OF THEM

[@lilywillsing6706]

I know. That's why I said they.

[@strangersmemories1632]

@@lilywillsing6706 I realised but I mentioned there was 3 of them. Meaning too many dogs as there is.

[@lilywillsing6706]

I didn't say to adopt Yugo. Just have them go to a park.

[@carloz.3392]

rSlash:...and your DOG (queue adorable puppy whimper) rSlash:...yes THAT dog...

[@gordonlawrence1448]

In the British Army doing this sort of thing can be a courts martial offence. Automatic courts martial offence that is. Specifically if it is found that you tried to use your rank to get favours with someone else's wife (of lower rank) don't expect your career to last more than a few days. One Company Sergeant I used to know (basically the Captains right hand man and earmarked as someone to become a Warrant Officer) found out that a newly promoted Sergeant was doing precisely this with new recruits (incredibly rare but it happens every 5 to 10 years). He had been a Drill Sergeant in the past before yet another promotion (he was I think two or three steps above normal Sergeant). He told me he bawled him out and used his very own special insult reserved for such occasions "by the time I'm finished with you, you'll be demoted so far you'll be saluting civilians". He marched him strait into the Captains office (this conduct is considered serious enough to warrant immediate action by the Captain and the only time you don't go strait into the office is if the Captain is with higher ranks - most Captains will drop anything that is not an operational imperative to sort things this serious out). The captain looked at the written evidence etc then went into another room and called for the privates and questioned them. The MP's took him and he was out of the Army in less than a week and lost his pension. I believe in some situations it can lead to criminal charges.

[@frenchfry3459]

5 Commanders *Argues* New private *walks in* 5 Commanders *screams profanity at private*

[@SilverFang2789]

Sounds about right lol

[@erikagehm2805]

@Christopher Milam fallowed by paper work for unprofessional language.

[@One_Adrian]

@Maciej Nenutil and that's why you go to academy and apply for officer!

[@Treesah35]

@@One_Adrian or you join ROTC in high school and become a commissioned officer after graduating.

[@n3stl0rd]

@Christopher Milam *Ah shit. Here we go again

[@fluffytoaster427]

Air Force here. Fraternization coming from the enlisted side? lol RIP SSgt Doucher

[@thabilentombela5339]

"Most employees don't quit their jobs, they quit their bosses." Just....... pure......... AWESOMENESS

[@kristychow9206]

I would want a tie that says “I HATE MY JOB”

[@franl155]

in neon flashing lights

[@niteliteyt9524]

franl155 yeah we three can make a tie business

[@franl155]

@@niteliteyt9524 - I'm designing a camouflaged one, so the lights can be turned off to make it a normal tie when the boss is around!

[@AirellSkye]

Petition for a full video of Yugo puppy bloopers please! You two are so adorable and puppy bloopers always make me grin from ear to ear. Edited to correct spelling. Thank you Mama Thomas

[@user-mama_thomas]

*Yugo

[@AirellSkye]

@@user-mama_thomas crap. Thank you. Auto correct is a bitch. Will edit now.

[@onyx9917]

For me when my cats are bothering me with their meows that sound like someone is dying, I just turn around, look at them and meow back with my higher vocals and my high-pitched voice..Their eyes go wide and they look at me like “ WHAT WAS THAAAATTTTTTT.” I just say “ you did not like that, did you?” And they leave me alone🤣 don’t worry they get plenty of food, water, and attention.

[@Iniko_Akuji]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even a single soul: No living being in the universe: Yugo:ARRRROOOOO!!!!

[@UniverseCorn]

that moment when you start copying comments for likes

[@Iniko_Akuji]

@@UniverseCorn Mission failed, we'll get'em next time

[@mischaercevic4681]

I ducking love the puppy bloopers, the pups gifted with a knowledge when to interupt 🤣😂

[@totallyspies01]

puppy sounds as censors would be adorbs

[@jonathanstarnes8466]

Your pup just wants to join in and show off his toys xD love the puppy bloopers. I've been binging your videos for about 3 hours and they're great!

[@Tailix]

Clicked for R slash. Stayed for the puppybloopers lol

[@itwillbeindaysthinkaboutthat]

Who doesnt

[@tacotime8188]

I love your voice and your laugh! You’ve really put together a fun channel. My friends must be sick of me prattling on about the various stories you share. And yes, I always tell people to subscribe when they seem interested. 😊😎 Thank you RSLASH!

[@kburke1933]

Yugo was agreeing about spending time with your boy. 😂

[@coachrenaldo]

4:18 “one of those low budget horrors with their many sequels...insidious or sinister or Annabelle” How about Annabelle’s Sinister Insidious plot?

[@carlbruschnigjr1757]

That's the one with Freddy and Jason, right?

[@kaylons]

What about My Bloody Valentine the not-band movie?

[@DaveC2729]

Geez, watching this again two years later, I realize what I missed--that guy in the computer store was a TIE FIGHTER!

[@-innutendo-9712]

The puppy bloopers were amazing this episode

[@AkitoAhmya]

I was in the military army tho and yes his life would be hell and he would most likely have a article-15

[@docm7951]

Greg Vaughan fuck it, they give article 15s for everything these days.

[@niyablake]

Good chance it fucked his boss too.

[@kwnor]

Good prospect for an Article 15

[@X3H3X]

Can someone detail what an Article 15 is? I read a little about it but never got the full concept

[@rupturedduck6981]

@@X3H3X look up uniform code of military Justice article-15 hearing on Google.

[@lauriawright1312]

Hey I just want to say that I love listening to your rslash videos, especially while I'm cooking and drinking wine it's so interesting to hear all these different stories from other people. I try to give you a thumbs up on every video but it to be honest I lose track when I get into the story either way keep up the good work I appreciate ya.

[@MycoolGaming]

Not going to lie, your laughing made me laugh.

[@quinlancowie2893]

I love you bargaining with your dog about how good his life is, I relate to that on a personal level

[@tinyrex3855]

During those PuppyBloopers I absolutely would've pulled out the "Young man!" on the pup

[@mikey980610]

the first guy got screwed......thank you to all of our military and veterans for your service

[@reginaldinoenchillada3513]

Dog bloopers: y would you expect him to be quiet? He is going to want your attention, Because you have a good relationship!

[@maggpiprime954]

Puppy Bloopers: Featuring the most adorably spoiled pupper! Seriously, this is the only acceptable "spoiled" behaviour! 💖

[@calamiti7095]

Ive ranted about this so much in the past; I had a job at a pizza place that boasted about fast pizza. Things happened, tensions happened, and everything was both of our faults(me and my boss). Sorry. I like to rant lol. I could go into detail about what makes me hate my old boss so much, but what broke the camel's back was her callingme poison to the store. Granted, i did have a bad attitude, but you try working 5/6 days a week with the boss in the morning, with no variation, and not have a bad attitude. I had put applications in to multiple places, and was willing to take third shift if it got me away from there, but the first place that contacted me was another pizza place that i had forgotten i had applied to.(Im MUCH happier, less panic attacks) They ask if i can start on a certain day, and despite being scheduled that day, i said yes. And you wanna know what i was scheduled the *next* day? A 10 hour, 9-7, opening shift, where I wouldve been the one on drive thru. Please note, that the coworker who wouldve worked that morning as well, sucked butt at drive thru, and the boss was old and 'couldnt walk back and forth like that'. Not to brag, but i was hecking good at my job. The only thing i couldnt do, was manager duties; though one of the managers did recommend making me one, but the boss took me back for a talk, and told me no. Asked me if i even wanted to, and while im not good with people and didnt really want the responsibility, i wouldve liked to have been told they considered it, instead of just blowing it off. Again, sorry for the rant, but the construction story made me think about that job, and im in a slight mood from remembering kittens that have died, so it made me upset lol. In other news, would you like a little brother kitten for your Hugo?

[@rizannesmith2284]

Sounds like it was a good thing you got out of there, hope things keep getting better

[@sjakierulez]

"but you try working 5/6 days a week with the boss in the morning, with no variation, and not have a bad attitude" , not thard hard, it is called being a normal decent human being, but hey people are always the victim, not the perpetrator...

[@calamiti7095]

beunhaas You are *so* right. It’s not like I clarified that the tensions were both mine *and* the bosses fault. Do you want me to edit it for you? “Try working 5-6 mornings a week, with no variation, with a boss you hate, a coworker who is her yes man, and not have an attitude.” Happy?

[@rizannesmith2284]

@@sjakierulez working with an ok boss like that, np. Try working with a boss that calls you poison and stuff, that s a whole other ballpark!

[@calamiti7095]

Rizanne Smith thank you for defending me aipHug

[@9elypses]

2:40 I'd sell my soul to have a power trip that hard 😂😂

[@theGermanPrintingNerd]

So I was a US Army Officer . What he's doing is a violation and is punishable by taking rank and pay, a dishonorable discharge or even being thrown in military jail

[@jade5315]

I was literally in tears for the tie story omfg. Too good.

[@Himedra]

same! that must have really been an experience to witness as a customer, would have loved to see that.