r/Maliciouscompliance Cops Dragged My Toxic Boss To Court!

[@SGHmemories]

The jury duty story makes me want to cry a little, it's so awesome. I love picturing such an awful person getting such vicious backlash for trying to abuse their employee.

[@RiptoGakt]

I am definitely going to take full advantage of this if I have a complete rank-manure of a boss who tries to threaten me when I get called for jury duty, the first chance I get. ^_^

[@Ryanthusar]

Good thing is many countries have laws in place that protect the worker if they are called up for jury duty since its a civic duty. Even those 'fire at will' states likely have the same laws of protection in place. Even here in Australia an employer MUST give you time off work for jury duty, some states will even fine a workplace upto $50k if they threaten a worker in such a way, and that isnt handed by the courts either, the courts put a complaint in on your behalf to the workplace tribunals that oversee those laws and they end up in front of a different judge if they refuse to pay up.

[@krzysztofbartczak3834]

@@Ryanthusar Don't only a handful of countries even have such a thing as jury duty, namely Britain and few of the former colonies? I find it really bizarre that random people off the street are expected to participate in random trials.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@RiptoGakt Don't stay employed after knowing your employer is a trash bag of a human.

[@llamaniaman4002]

When will managers/bosses/supervisors learn that you can't punish someone for taking jury duty. And that threatening such can get you in serious trouble in a handful of places.

[@dracko158]

Boss: "But who will do the technical responsibilities?" God, that's the whiniest Kevin voice I ever heard.

[@chrislanglois8275]

definitely a choosing beggar kevin. >_

[@whocares397]

had a boss that didn't want me to go to jury duty about 12years ago lol i had recorded him making threats and being an ass the judge loved the tape he spent 15 days in jail and lost his job when the owner learned of his action

[@Arob4343]

Sam’s a bad employee....that guy didn’t ask for a straw! If he wanted a straw he’d ask for it 😂

[@bradenr867]

Lmao

[@jimmyrossmeissl6644]

If it were me I would have just sprayed the soda into the mans mouth and said if you wanted a straw or glass, you should have asked for one

[@lahlybird895]

Precisely what I was thinking such disgraceful behavior

[@thebaldcat6708]

That “Military spouse rank” is something that people in the military and spouses that don’t act like that call them Dependippopotamuses

[@Omnomface]

Dependas for short, iirc.

[@zwabbah4841]

B

[@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529]

@@Omnomface dependas are just dependents, dependippotoamuses are fat dependents

[@SnailSnail-lo4pm]

@@Omnomface what about: depandas?

[@yeetyeet4380]

@@SnailSnail-lo4pm 🐼

[@missyd0g2]

I worked for a company and our new boss was from India. One of the managers received notice to sit on Federal Grand Jury. He told our Indian new boss. The boss screamed and threatened to fire him and kill his wife. The boss was always going to kill someone. The week of Jury Duty the manager was not in the office. The boss tried to send staff to physically return the manager. A few hours later U.S. Marshals came to the office and after a bit of a fight took the new boss from India. He never returned. The company CEO had to apologize to the team and to the judge. Turns out the boss was deported.

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

Serves the boss right

[@jovindsouza3407]

As an Indian, I apologise for that idiot's behaviour. We don't want him.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

the US Marshals don’t fool around, he was trying to kidnap someone from a federal courthouse…even if it’s jury duty, they don’t mess around

[@BersealiaDreamheart]

Good riddance.

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

Considering the first raction of the boss was 'ima kill your wife' on something beyond the dude's control... yeah I ain't got a problem with this deportation.

[@TetraSky]

Never do unpaid overtime. EVER. No matter how nice the bossman is, or how much of a "it feels like my family" feeling. You're working to get paid, not to be nice to someone by doing unpaid work. You're letting them walk over you by not claiming overtime pay. They also can't force you to "clock out" early and then expect you to keep working off the clock. If you get fired because you refuse to do unpaid overtime, that, is an extremely easy lawsuit and easy money to win.

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

It is actually ILLEGAL to Work Off the Clock so if your Boss tells you to do unpaid work, you can (Politely) tell them that's Illegal and you refuse to break the Law... If they then punish you for refusing their Illegal Order, you can then go to the Department (USA)/Ministry (Canada) of Labour and make 2 Complaints against them...Wage Theft for forcing you to work Off the Clock and Retaliation for punishing you for refusing their Illegal Order...the MoL/DoL should then descend on them like the hounds of HELL and wreck their Finances with some NASTY Fines as well as Order them to stop breaking the Law...

[@MitchellTF]

First story: One of the smarter people in rSlash. Judge: "Huh...he actually listened. That's...not very common..."

[@jaspr1999]

Growing up next to a Naval Air Station, everyone in town had some story or other about dealing with a dependapotamus. As soon as one officer we'd get another so there was never a shortage of those trying to use their spouses' position to get stuff or get out of stuff. Me and my friends were terrible kids and during transfer times we'd hang out near one of the two motels in town to be snapped at to carry their bags to their room when they first arrived. We'd take their money and just walk off leaving them and their luggage with them screaming at us and the motel staff laughing at their presumption. Lesson one, never treat the locals like your servants. Lesson two, never assume you're smarter than a group of opportunistic kids.

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

Did you say free money?

[@contentlobby3824]

“Do you know who I am!?” If I don’t, you aren’t important enough for me to care.

[@zwabbah4841]

Lol

[@jonathanhowells7864]

The perfect answer to the question

[@Forest_Fifer]

The best answer is to turn to a co-worker and say "hey Fred, I've got a guy here who doesnt know who he is, can you call the cops?"

[@ink2812]

Oh I’m saving this slice of a perfect reply

[@toastedchicken4419]

Me when lady try to take my pupper dog

[@MorbidKat]

Employers CAN NOT interfere with jury duty. This is learned in elementary school. It's like a draft, your government is telling you to be there and serve your duty as a citizen. You, your boss, mommy, not even Karens can escape it

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Oh please, dear God, let us have a story about Karen trying to get out of jury duty! I'm sure there are a few floating around Reddit!

[@makaylahasse7689]

@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber on my way to find one xD

[@adambright5416]

@@makaylahasse7689 have you found yet? :D I'm asking for a friend

[@bostonrailfan2427]

it’s the same for being called to active duty if in the Reserves or National Guard: it’s a serious offense as it impacts dozens of people

[@zen4realfightman426]

@Cecilia Cole yes I have known this since I was a little kid as well unfortunately schooling has changed a lot in the few years that I haven't been going to school they stopped teaching about all the wars basically why I don't know to be honest

[@decipheredvoid9938]

Malicious compliance is a good way to start the morning.

[@Anna-hh9kz]

Agreed 👍

[@ethanhenk5640]

True

[@VanMoona]

Yes!💕

[@SpairM]

It’s a good way for me to eat dinner too!

[@claireefaw6258]

its a good way to spend a free class

[@AdamHPerform06]

"Our next reddit post is from Dr N Gin" Wow, who would've thought N Gin would have time to use reddit while under Cortex's command to destroy that pesky bandicoot?

[@khaspertastic9902]

*gasp* A Cash Banooka reference?! Take this like, friend!

[@C0ZMIK5K1TTL35]

​@@khaspertastic9902A caddicarus reference!!! Take a like friend!!

[@thatsme1725]

As a Bartender myself that story of the idiot blocking the bar really hits close to home and just makes me want to make a reminder to everyone. Right now we are still in COVID so if you are going to a bar DO NOT stand at the bar, DO NOT move tables or chairs and don’t have an attitude with the bar staff as we are still struggling to server everyone

[@neonoir__]

Haven't been to a bar since early march last year because of the ol' rona, how does stuff work there now? As in tables, dancefloors, bar etc. I would assume no masks right? Do they let a limited amount of people in or something?

[@thatsme1725]

@@neonoir__ we for my bar we have limited seating and can not have groups of more than 6 people together. If you are not seated at your table you must wear a mask at all times and all tables and chairs have to be a minimum of 6 feet apart. But we always get the people in that think it’s okay to try and move tables or chairs around and then get mad when they are informed that they are not allowed to do that as it could cause over crowding and potentially cause the bar to get a fine or shut down.

[@neonoir__]

@@thatsme1725 interesting. Thanks for the info, personally will probably wait until my country has vaccinations done on most people until I go back

[@shadowfang269]

“If i wanted ice i would have asked for it” um dude that’s not how it works you always get ice unless you ask NOT to get ice

[@onyxmayhem6631]

In some places its normal to not get ice unless you ask for it.

[@LucyAdroit]

That's what I was thinking

[@RiptoGakt]

To be frank, his attitude pretty much meant that he was *asking* for having to get that coke *without* a glass OR *ice* whatsoever.

[@shadowfang269]

he's lucky the bartender didn't spray it in his face

[@RiptoGakt]

@@shadowfang269 ...or turned out to be a member of the mafia. That would have been a lesson the jerk would have learned the lethal way, far too late.

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

"Shit or get off the pot". I did NOT expect that one and completely cracked up

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

That's something my uncle used to say all the time. I love that saying!

[@bostonrailfan2427]

i mistook it as taking place in the bathroom but nope lol! it’s even funnier, the guy got embarrassed and the lady saved

[@AA-Echo]

I love malicious compliance but I am glad that I do not have to actually do it in my life

[@LocalMaple]

Consider this your orientation video.

[@philip8498]

Not yet

[@chriscarpenter3370]

oh you'll have your chance lol

[@AA-Echo]

@@chriscarpenter3370 it might happen in college or later in life but I am going to be as prepared as I can

[@chriscarpenter3370]

@@AA-Echo good. prepare while you can.

[@morgandouglas6014]

I’m so glad the judge had OP’s back.

[@jakubpuchalski2583]

We dont even have a jury in my country lmao

[@RiveroftheWither]

Why wouldn't he? It's illegal to fire someone for attending to civic duties such as jury duty. If the judge didn't enforce the law, knowing the situation, the the judge could face his own lawsuit for obstruction.

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@@jakubpuchalski2583 where are you from?

[@morgandouglas6014]

@@RiveroftheWither It’s just nice to hear about the law actually having your back for once spaced all the times I keep hearing about all the bad guys getting away with everything these days.

[@jakubpuchalski2583]

@@BeefMeisterSupreme poland. But jury is actually not a very common thing. its mostly used in the countries that use common law system so mostly ex british colonies (uk, new zealand, australia, the us etc). most countries use continental law system which usually does not have a jury.

[@jennacarmen6761]

Ughhh, that military story really hit home. My dad is in the US Army... the AMOUNT of wives that would try to blackmail/threaten my mom because of the rank of their husband is honestly disgusting. One time my dad didn’t get a promotion because my mom wouldn’t let a wife cut her in line at the Commissary. It’s honestly a different world.

[@galfinsp7216]

Oof. That must hurt. I wonder if a divorce shortly followed the incident

[@bostonrailfan2427]

no promotion because of his wife refused to bow to the other guy’s wife? i find that hard to believe

[@Aaron-kp6kp]

@@bostonrailfan2427 Me too, that’s 100% a lie. It would’ve been the opposite in real life. The girl’s lying

[@bill5982]

@@Aaron-kp6kp Never been in the Army or had to deal with a general's wife have you?

[@OynxWolf11]

"I didn't ask for Ice" Yeah, well you never asked for a Glass either. Enjoy your Counter Drink sir. *Surprise Pikachu Face*

[@BeeWhistler]

I served jury duty in March. The judge was the GOAT... he could kindly and gently talk almost anyone into admitting they could managed to serve if they just made a few accommodations. I didn’t make it too hard. I already talk myself into things so I was way ahead of him. But he had more people say they wouldn’t be paid if they served and he said he was sorry their employer didn’t support them and offer to call their boss and have a little chat with them. Judges are, understandably, not afraid of your employer. I would love to hear one of those phone calls!

[@briixcks]

imagine having to skip jury duty because of a DOG SHOW

[@jacobaltredes7384]

To be fair, there's a lot of money, training, and planning when it comes to dog shows. You don't know if that person is showing, setting up or is one of the judges

[@paxhumana2015]

Did Mr. Krabs ever try to pull things like that on you, or worse?

[@zwabbah4841]

@@paxhumana2015 lol

[@youraveragemango8671]

How do electronics work underwater

[@RevolverOcelot2008]

Or having to pay your bills... I don't think most places are required to pay you for just duty since it could be just a few days if months and months

[@comment2009]

It is a good thing the Captain was honest and did not try to use intimidation to have the spouse's actions "disappear". Would have probably ended the Captain's military career.

[@Karlsson1976]

I wonder what would have happened to the boss who fired a person on jury duty if the case involved the mafia.

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

New friends in prison and new "bunkmates" in prison, no change really

[@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou]

The owner sounds like a member of the Patel cartel. They just *_need to make money!_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpq0gWieqbSWhsU The only rules that matter have to benefit them.

[@BersealiaDreamheart]

No idea. But since mafia tries to keep a low profile, I don’t think they would do anything that stupid.

[@nazodreemur8284]

My dad is a High Rank RMAF and I only use the spouse authorities on military spouse benefits. But seriously, using your dad rank for yourself is kinda C R I N G E

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Very much so. I admit to having put on some airs when I was a kid and didn't know that an E6 wasn't all that high up (and quite frankly didn't know better at all!), but I was always at least civil/polite to the soldiers, and usually full-on respectful. They earned it. Even a child understood that! Never once did I claim any special privileges for having a military retiree husband - only those actually given to spouses: base access, PX and commissary privileges, stuff like that. Now what DOES get my panties in a bunch is people assuming I'm ONLY a dependent. I'm a veteran in my own right, tyvm. Sad that the wife of a retiree has more privileges than a non-retired, honorably-discharged veteran. Don't anyone dare tell me I sacrificed more tagging along with my husband than I did actually serving in the military. That's dependa-poodoo. 💩

[@Mewse1203]

That MP really understood had chain of command works 🤣😂 He pulled a reverse uno on the "do you know who I am" card

[@SRosenberg203]

That boss in the Jury Duty story had the literal piss scared out of him by that judge, which is why he never tried anything after the OP served on the jury.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Why would he try anything after a judge reminded him of the law to his face?

[@SRosenberg203]

@@Richard_Nickerson You might be surprised at how stupid people can be. I worked for a public defense firm for 7 years, and you'd think that doing what a judge tells you goes without saying, but I guess not everyone thinks that way lol

[@kayzplayz8592]

I personally have to say r/maliciouscomplience is my favorite subreddit c:

[@Ender11037]

Should I...? Nah, you're a cutie. ^~^

[@hunterjardine7148]

Mine is r/amItheasshole

[@Zentheria]

Mine are r/MaliciousCompliance, r/PettyRevenge, r/ProRevenge, r/NuclearRevenge, r/TalesFromTechSupport, r/TalesFromRetail, and etc

[@Zentheria]

Oh and, r/IDoWorkHereLady and r/IDontWorkHereLady

[@SpairM]

My favourites are definitely r/AmITheAsshole and r/RelationshipAdvice :))

[@idakothetricky]

Theres a term for the military spouses that try to wave around their other half's rank. "Dependa (singular) Dependas (plural) Dependapotamous (body positive dependa)

[@LucyAdroit]

He should probably know cause he read stories with that term in it before

[@jamieangel3766]

@@LucyAdroit I didn't know! I learn something new most days in a yt comment section

[@SporkSlayer]

I definitely first heard the term from R/; but not only did I forget about it, but I'm pretty sure the story he was reading defined the term as "someone who cheats on their military spouse with a local" or something like that.

[@jkwynn87]

@@SporkSlayer While a common trait of a wild Dependa, infidelity is not the defining trait of the species. The wild Dependa are most known for 1) Using the rank of their spouse, 2) Greedily sucking on the tit of military benefits and their spouse's military pay, and 3) Providing no benefit to their partner during the union. In short, the Wild Dependa is categorized as one of the most dangerous parasites known to the military personnel.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

dependas are any dependent and not really negative but it’s often used if there’s issues with them (money wasted, infidelity, childcare fights etc.), dependapotamuses are the catch-all term for male or female scumbags who use their spouse’s rank to get what they demand

[@MsDarkarely]

God, I appreciate this channel as it helped me handle a heated situation between myself and an angry mother(not my own mother like an outside entitled parent)

[@NotUnique_]

I'm really sorry you have to deal with that but glad you're here with us, for me this channel forget my entitled choosing beggars customers so its tough but this channel helps me as well

[@Richard_Nickerson]

OP of the first story is acting like he got special treatment, when what really happened was just the justice system following through with the law.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

I think he was more just amazed that the system worked. We always hear about how broken it is, because it's not newsworthy when everything glides along smoothly. Think about this: 💥Your school or workplace, wherever last had a janitor. It was clean and tidy, right? Did you notice? Or did you see the piece of trash in the hallway and think the janitor was slacking off? 💥Millions of people drive safely from point A to point B everyday. Where are the news stories about the courteous drivers? No, we only hear about the accidents, right? 💥 Oen. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. - Did you notice I spelled 2-10 correctly? Or were you still cringing because I misspelled 1? I would not be at all surprised if OP was equally amazed to discover things aren't as messed up as we're led to believe.

[@dragoninthewest1]

He also kind of got extra legal protection. The owner with probably afraid to do anything even if the reason was other than jury duty. The manager was basically legally compelled to be a decent human being to his employee. I feel like people who have that kind of a humbling have a major personality shift.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

moral of the last story: congratulations, you played yourself.

[@therunawayjacket2058]

Morning lads! Hope you enjoy this day :)

[@casparjackson4075]

Morning! I hope you enjoy your day too

[@be4n0s53]

@@casparjackson4075 hope you enjoy your day too

[@nietzam69]

Good night! Hope you enjoy your morning! :)

[@be4n0s53]

@@nietzam69 good night to you

[@northuwu9811]

Good morning qt have a nice day

[@ellaquin]

5:29 I love how he censors the text, but not his own voice LMAO

[@BobBlumenfeld]

Newly minted officers (lieutenants and captains) sometimes look down on lowly enlisted personnel, but they're always aware of having to look up at majors and higher.

[@CrochetIsLife54]

When I was in the USAF, I worked in intelligence, so our command was heavy in experienced, educated NCOs (one had a PhD). We were the workhorses of that command and its institutional memory. We had our commanding general retire. A new general came in from one of the major flight commands (TAC? SAC?) where the officers were GOD. He threw all the NCOs out of his daily briefing and demanded to be briefed by officers only. Most of the officers had to be told what to say by the NCOs. If they were asked a question, it was “I’ll have to get back with you with the answer.” This just gummed up the works. He only lasted six months. He was transferred to USAFE, where he tried to pull his “I only speak to officers” bullpuckey at a NATO command post. He was ordered to retire or resign. We celebrated when we heard the news. So even general officers weren’t immune to the consequences of pulling rank inappropriately.

[@BobBlumenfeld]

@@CrochetIsLife54 No rule is absolute. Even this one. (Go figure THAT out. There's probably a name for something like that in logic or philosophy.)

[@suzyboyleanderson6945]

Some guy always complained his beer with tomato juice with Tabasco sauce was never spicy enough. So I dumped quite a lot of Tabasco in his drink , he came back to the bar and said it was amazing. His teeth, hums tongue and lips were on fire and asked another but a little toned down

[@LyehtOfficial]

"Do you know who I am!?" No Kevin, I don't, and frankly, I don't care.

[@orderglyconow]

The MP should've responded to that "Do you know who I am?" with "You mean you don't? Guess we need to take a look at your ID to remind you, then!"

[@thunderflare59]

Love when the judge forced that owner to apologize, like he's a five-year-old.

[@ThatHomelessScrubbalo]

Lmao!.. "Do you know who my husband is?! ... My husband is Captain Doofus!"

[@Rock4070]

Rslash is part of my daily routine before my work start.

[@susiesparkles514]

I was on a jury for a murder trial and when you go to jury duty they keep reiterating how important it is for you to be there. My work let me off work and paid me with no problem. You missing a week or so of work is definitely not as important as being on a jury. Bosses are idiots.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

they didn’t let you off, they were forced to not schedule you or not dock your pay. after three days you’re paid by them for your service, so they were giving you money for doing what they were required to do

[@susiesparkles514]

@@bostonrailfan2427 jobs don't have to pay you for jury duty

[@meimei4939]

Yes! Thanks for being the only consistent thing in my life

[@SinisterScoundrel6562]

Karen: My husband is Captain Doofus! Cop: You must be Mrs. Doofus. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shelbyl15]

The military one was hilarious cause a karen got put in her place lol

[@StomeAura]

You know, sometimes these stories are so good, that they all seem like they weren’t real and were just thought up by peeps sitting at their computer for 45 min. Its like a damn podcast.

[@jefffoo6891]

Day 70 of telling him he's making everyone day better

[@JM-gj1oe]

Dedication

[@eno1026]

This is important! Thanks rSlash!

[@bently_june5960]

Yes

[@markponce6211]

I like seeing you in the comment section

[@trashaimgamer7822]

Birb

[@alanmctaggart4371]

I'm surprised I didn't know about how much trouble a boss can be in for not giving you jury duty time off. Thanks for the heads up! If I ever end up in that situation I'll tell my boss straight to their face that they could end up behind bars if they try to box me out for that.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

read your notice fully next time: the exact state and federal laws are printed on them complete with penalties

[@uthmanbaksh3530]

Bad bosses getting reprimanded by the court for trying to make their employees skip jury duty brings me joy!

[@elijahhk8908]

The guy in the thumbnail was a substitute when I was in high school, he murdered his mom while she was on the phone with his grandma. He stabbed her to death and ran out of the house. He was later caught by the authorities after breaking into a neighbors house. This was in the alief school district in Houston Texas.

[@zachspears5244]

I love that juxtaposition. Horrific story, followed immediately by a comment trying to scam you. It has the same energy as watching the twin towers coming down from a nearby alley, and you just hear from behind you: 'Hey man, want a watch?'

[@name-uh5ee]

What kind of idiot thinks getting pulled over is harassment After running a red light and almost causing a multi car collision That would have ended with someone hurt and her husband having to pay a lot for

[@DiggerDeeper01]

With that last story, I wish OP was all like: "Sir does this have anything to do with a new account?" "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT!? THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A NEW..." "I'm sorry sir but if you're not a policy holder, I cannot help you, have a good day." *CLICK*

[@PokemonProfessorTony]

Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't it illegal for bosses to fire or otherwise discipline employees for attending jury duty? I've always been told in any company I've worked for that jury duty is one of the reasons that they absolutely have to give you time off, assuming you have proof you were summoned. I'm not totally sure. I was summoned once but was able to get out of it since I'm not a US citizen

[@joshuaeddings7155]

The story with the boss trying to get his employee to get out of jury duty is just golden, never try to get out of that for any reason unless absolutely necessary

[@HistoryUnwound]

I’m just imagining the Crash Bandicoot Dr. N. Gin pulling over that woman

[@Thegamergabe4.0]

When I hear about toxic bosses getting justice, it brings a smile to my face. We all have that one boss that was a POS, that we would to see get good karma.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

OP of the IT story... 1. You have to personally claim OT? It's not the employer's responsibility to give it where due since you clearly have legal reinforcement that they do follow through? 2. This sounds far less like malicious compliance and more like "I didn't have the guts to stand up for myself when face-to-face, so I wasted a lot of my own time instead." 3. The boss thinks OT is irrelevant in a discussion about time worked? What kind of logic is that? THAT'S where you should have destroyed that douche.

[@albertgongora6944]

I'm not going to lie the first story gives me an entirely different perspective on jury duty and I think that's really respectful that a judge is willing to go that far for a person to be there in jury duty especially of this person is lost her job or they're scared of the fact that they could lose their job after they have to give out that reason so that's pretty badass with the judge can do

[@qdllc]

Actually, threatening a juror with termination for going to jury duty is considered jury tampering...which is a crime.

[@BersealiaDreamheart]

@@qdllcYep, and the government takes federal crimes like that very seriously.

[@HartDoug]

Regarding the story where OP was ‘in military law enforcement’, I am retired U.S. Army. I have two stories to relate. First, I was driving home one afternoon. We (my family and I) were assigned to a small instillation in rural Alaska. It was about 2 PM (or 14:00 in ‘military time’) and suddenly red and blue lights came on in my rear view mirror. I pulled over. Then, a second MP car ‘whipped around me’ and performed a ‘bootleggers turn’ to stop in front of me. That’s what they might do to prevent a criminal from attempting to ‘make a run for it’. It was almost dead - there were no other cars (or even people in sight. The MP behind me walked up to my window and of course I had to ask, “What did I do?” Turns out that I had done a ‘rolling stop’ at a stop sign. He gave me a verbal warning (no ticket) and said, “Be careful. Don’t do that again?!?” I promised that I’d be careful... As I said, I was never ‘in law enforcement’ but I was once in ‘security’ and consequently, I had to review the Police ‘Blotter’... it is, in essence, the police ‘journal’ where they wright down everything that happened during the duty shift. Those ‘Blotter Entries’ can be entertaining (who said police don’t have a sense of humor) or inspiring of anger or just depraved... Please take this from someone who has ‘Read the Blotters’ (and sometimes had to report incidents’ to the Commander), YOU DON’T WANT TO BE ON THE POLICE BLOTTER!!!

[@susansusan6612]

The jury duty story is a fairy tale come true, not all judges would do that and companies do what they can to get away with whatever they want.

[@matthewrogers94mr]

That story about the military cop was just freaken hilarious and how the ladies husband chewed her out b

[@Jite25]

never heard of someone not being able to get new insurance unless you had a prior problem

[@oOBloodyAllyOo]

Wow, I love the judge in the first story :'D ♥

[@1291ffemt]

The first story- The Judge issued either a "show cause" or a "bench warrant" for that owner on the spot. I would have paid money to watch that whole process in court.

[@toastedghostuu3761]

"The man just got handcuffed and was chill..Definitely chill :)"

[@PaddySnuffles]

Judges don't fuck around when it comes to jury duty. In _any_ country that uses juries.

[@auberginebear]

It's been over 10 years now, but when I did jury duty, we were actually told to tell the people we check in with if we've been threatened at our workplace for participating in jury duty because it is literally against federal law. I wasn't, but I noticed a few people who were and heard one person's boss was not just warned but because they continued to harass the employee, were arrested for it. Crazy thing is, if a boss really wants to keep employees from serving on jury duty, there is a way to do it without threatening anyone, but the choice is always ultimately the person expected to serve.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

In the jury duty story, the judge set an example. word got around after that…the employer was scared and i can guarantee that the guy’s distributors as well as colleagues heard about what he did. judges take jury duty seriously, it’s why they go through multiple rounds of questions before finalizing them. liars are exposed, honesty gets you leeway in being dismissed or not *learned via doing exactly that TWICE. ended up being recused in a rape trial involving a kid due to being exposed to false allegations (my ex-BiL against his stepson) and before that ended up serving a six month stint on a grand jury for the Attorney General’s Office instead of a three month stint on a District Attorney’s Office. Sent to the Attorney General’s grand jury due to personal connection to assaults but had none to fraud or sex crimes.

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

It's pretty much illegal to to fire someone who has jury duty. I got a jury duty summons a day after my 18th birthday, it says on the card that anyone who has jury duty gets paid the same as if they are at work and the employer can't retaliate or force you to come in

[@bostonrailfan2427]

calling BS on that claim: the day after you’re legal? you can’t register to vote until 18, it takes several days to process anything let alone process and ship a notice and you’re not owed for your first three days as it’s your civic obligation, after that you’re paid by your employer

[@IxSnakethZeroxI]

I have zero idea what being selected to be in a jury is like. I am a veteran and anytime judges and lawyers come across us on jury duty we quickly become red penned. Mostly because majority of veterans have seen the world we are not easily swayed by intimidation or grand standing and have a deep love of our constitution and will follow it to the letter.

[@meganfenton856]

It's actually pretty common to get paid while serving on a jury. If you have to take time off a paying job to serve they pay you, I think at least 50% of your wage.

[@addicted2mako]

Oh boy! A single story with a double-helping of malicious compliance? Happy early birthday to me!

[@brantnuttall]

That last story made me laugh so hard. You get what you deserve!

[@Darthing1]

Ah... That first story about Jury duty was a joy to hear. XD

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

Jury Duty Story: That piece of paper the Judge handed the Bailiff was likely a Bench Warrant (Arrest Warrant) for Contempt of Court...

[@songohan3321]

That judge laid the smackdown on that idiot boss.

[@akuma8109]

Haven’t watched yet but I know it’s gonna be fire

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

gotta love the "so.............i waited.........." so did we, anticipating the story

[@myexperiencewithdepression3609]

Did i hear a "shit" in there? I must be in a parallel Universe where RSlash curses

[@rewto5131]

Malicious Compliance is my type of ASMR😌

[@einienj3281]

Hello everyone! Evening greetings from Finland ♥️

[@billledbetter7978]

Man, that judge was a hero!

[@CISUnlimited]

The proper term for the military wife is dependapotomus

[@kasqat]

Oh, there is the damned dependapotamus!!! Bwa-bwa-bwaaaaaaa!!!!!

[@pezpengy9308]

i got out of jury duty once because when they asked if there was any reason i couldnt serve, i stood up and told the court, "yeah... that guy murdered my client." i was a realtor at the time and was selling the murder victims house. they dismissed me.

[@MsNoPixel]

I seriously doubt the bartender story, atleast the ending of it because any sensible owner would fire someone for that shit, regardless if the customer deserved it or not.

[@babsbylow6869]

What if the bartender were the owner? 🤔

[@ReaIHuman]

I hate the government, but a judge leveraging the feds to scare the shit out of a crappy boss is music to my ears.

[@johnhiggins1487]

Always treat your bartender with with respect, strike up a casual conversation with them, don't off load on them unless they ask.. It's always worked for me and I will usually get fast service even when the bar is slammed. I will even let them suggest their speciality, based off my liquor of choice, and have never regretted it. Being a vet myself, I have seen this time and time again. My ex, luckily for me, never tried wearing my rank, but I can attest, what a dependent does is a direct reflection on the active duty member of the service.

[@Mewse1203]

That shit could be construed as jury tampering.

[@samuelrussell7003]

You can't just get out of jury duty it doesn't work like that 😂😂😂

[@terellbrown4326]

I what them to try to make me do jury's duty

[@Guntherson220]

Time really flies while binge watching these videos, it doesn't really feel like I've been watching just Maliciouscompliance for 2 straight hours and yet I have.

[@zen4realfightman426]

Judge snaps his finger bailiff do your thing. Returns was scared to hell manager 5 seconds later

[@sirdeakia]

that judge had no capacity to do shit from that situation.

[@sanddagger36]

Fun fact, you do not have to be in the court room to be in contempt of court and if the judge tells the bailiff to restrain you, no matter where you are, they will.

[@kierrific1357]

Thank you rSlash for making these videos. I have been going through a tough time with depression, and you have been able to make me smile with your jokes and thoughts about karens in these stories. Thank you for allowing me to smile.

[@Owlears]

I listen to this while I game. Best stuff ever.

[@TheGamingFloofyJake]

Yep. Some good ol Maliciousios in the morning. Taist the karma in every bite.

[@jamesnorman9160]

Moral of the first story: Jury Duty is no joke. xD

[@MatsuyoRific]

I've only ever been summoned for jury duty once, and it ended up being canceled days beforehand

[@pandabeats6231]

What i dont understand is how middle management can have so much power over the employees life.