r/Maliciouscompliance "PUT YOUR DEAD FATHER ON THE PHONE!" Funny Reddit Posts

r/Maliciouscompliance has Reddit posts of people doing what their told... with hilarious results! These OPs give people EXACTLY what they ask for, which always comes back to bite them in the behind. Malicious Compliance is like a combination of Suicide By Words + Petty Revenge, because it turns the words of entitled jerks back at them.
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u/PrincessG66, bit.ly/2XOJvKj
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u/earthshaker495, bit.ly/2FK7Cj2
u/TheRomper, bit.ly/2SVgk4D

[@rSlash]

"I DEMAND you let me drive my illegal car in front of these cops!" "Sure, lady... whatever you say" WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG????

[@godlies9257]

-Nothing- *EVERYTHING*

[@lain6586]

rSlash everything

[@starmarinrtur1493]

First To kill. Myself

[@sam-nt9kt]

I love your video's bro!

[@stinkypoopalbee9488]

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN um don’t listen to me I’m lying I’m sorry

[@Heckmejery]

"I don't know what noise a startled opossum makes but I'm gonna make a guess for you guys." *proceeds to inhale a golf ball*

[@haha.stupid6953]

i don't like how accurate that was

[@evanmootoo-szypulewski3693]

i laughed so effing hard

[@bananacreampie5342]

Omg, that is so dead accurate omggggg

[@mutantturtles10]

Teacher: Jimmy what did you do this weekend Jimmy: I sWaLlOwEd A gOlF bAlL... Teacher: Well are you ok?!? Jimmy: I cAnT pOoP...

[@aleahlrb]

I imagined a hard ball bouncing off a trampoline back to the thrower's face but that's good too. 😂

[@davidmedford1166]

I've never heard someone confidently say "I've watched enough PornHub to know how this could have ended......"

[@mrvulture8981]

yeah i dont talk much

[@legenderyhacker3983]

What threesome

[@kingofkatopia2170]

Me to this part killed me

[@spiritfox3373]

David Medford I never expected HIM to say it of all people. I used to love watching him thinking he was clean on every part of his mind. Know I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT MISS A SINGLE VID OF HIS CUZ THAT WAS AWESOME

[@PlayerN101]

R/Confidence

[@OynxWolf11]

"Put your Dead Father on the Phone, right now!!" Sure, no problem love. Just don't be surprised if you don't get a word out of him.

[@OynxWolf11]

@@回程 You might as well now bud, someone else already did ^^

[@oliverbeckhaus1725]

I had a similar experience, an old friend of mine asked how my parents were. I told him my mother was good, and when he asked about my dad I told him "I don't know, get me an ouija board and I'll ask him"

[@chaosreaver3597]

@@oliverbeckhaus1725 If I could hand a beer through the internet to you, I would. That response is diamond.

[@philiprice7875]

"Put your Dead Father on the Phone, right now!!" sure pal no prob but he is not on the phone as it got cremated with him at his request to screw with BT

[@lifestories1947]

I had a similar problem happened when my retired military husband died. I called up the defense number to notify them of his death. The person said they needed to speak to my husband . I said" You want to speak to my DEAD husband ?'' They realised their mistake immediately.

[@Lunova1]

rSlash: im gonning to attempt to sound like a startled opposum Also rSlash: *Throws up*

[@chunkyboi6033]

*INHALES A LUCKY CHARM*

[@aje-olokunsChile]

😂😂😂😂😂!!!

[@GamerGeekChicUK]

I fucking died lol

[@leyrandomthoughts507]

Guclop -rslash

[@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803]

10:32 . That was great

[@GeorgTheGr8]

First story: 10 seconds of texting Second story: 3 minutes of getting a death certificate signed *_That escalated quickly_*

[@Tomago9387]

Finally a freaking comment from you that’s related to the video

[@jefp131]

Yespacito? More like *Nopacito*

[@stiffpictures8971]

Yes. Yes it did.

[@Blue-jl1yq]

I mean wow

[@pineapple7024]

Nopacito

[@kenkanifffromconnecticut3963]

r/Slash: I don't swear in my videos Also r/Slash: I've watched enough PornHub

[@firehornetgamer2698]

I just watched another episode of his and he there also talked about it....

[@codyhausman2368]

Shadbase is better

[@BiggyJoyBoy]

He said “gosh darn it” in one of his r/entitledparents videos and I think that’s too extreme

[@berniceorourke8448]

I was just gonna write a comment about that

[@walmartcloud5658]

Ah crap he figured it out

[@mortisvult2658]

Startled opossum noise is the funniest sound I’ve heard on this channel 10:30 the funniest noise I’ve ever heard

[@novaglmv]

I wanna laugh so badly at it but everyone is asleep and i dont wanna wake them-

[@user-vm6jw2fi5j]

10:32 to be exact

[@mortisvult2658]

FIREYWOLF ok

[@chriscarpenter3370]

@@user-vm6jw2fi5j I almost quit breathing from laughing so hard

[@corbinbrier0]

"Do you mind letting me put my seat back?" "Do you mind not crushing my kneecaps?"

[@platapusdemon]

STARTLED OPOSSUM...I'm dead I love it

[@lettuce3113]

THE STARTLED OPOSSUM NOISE IS AMAZING WTF PLEASE DO IT MORE OFTEN 10:32 Edit:yoo wtf is going on. Thx for the likes and heart Jesus Christ 😂

[@unpurefiedpaul5415]

How do I save a comment so I can go strait to that noise

[@fredo5923]

omg 69 likes

[@dracociosoof4188]

What the actual fuck is that 😂😂

[@Amestaa_]

I FREAKING DIED! XD😂😂😂😂

[@aviorshadestar9702]

Yes pleaseeee

[@pastelshorrors4875]

I actually wheezed at 10:32 i wasnt expecting the sound XD

[@ajaxthegem3301]

Khomni Gwobai same

[@BenSchappacher]

*pwamooo*

[@daemonsparta]

ME TOO omfg it was just so perfect

[@hayliearthur2120]

I was eating when it happened and choked on a fry.

[@wilting_alocasia]

I was eating ice cream at the time and giggles to myself then he made that noise and I made a similar noise choking on my ice cream xD

[@thecasual283]

*Chews cereal and looks back* Y’all want some? *Naked guy* Sure

[@chonkayyy]

What... What...?

[@PlayerN101]

@@chonkayyy Its the R/IwatchedenoughPornhubtosee this going in another direction"

[@PlayerN101]

What cereal is it?

[@connor5150]

@@PlayerN101 more importantly what *_milk_* is it?

[@PlayerN101]

@@connor5150 That's what we all want to know! WHAT MILK IS IT!

[@MsBear-xf1wl]

As someone who raised an abandoned opossum, that is vary close to the real sound thay make lol

[@h-osullivan]

I fucking love opossums and that sound made me choke.

[@M3rVsT4H]

I mean seriously, who abandons a perfectly good Opossum.. What's the world coming to?

[@bythepowerofthemoonishalld7367]

Omg 😂

[@punprincess3214]

It was the funniest sound ever

[@Bambam-jr9gp]

Get a profile pic

[@harryguidotti3815]

rSlash: I'mma be honest, I don't know what sound a startled opossum sounds like, but I'm gonna make a guess for you guys. *Startled Opossum Noise* Me: That was fantastic!

[@devilbobgaming]

RSlash: Co-Pilot? More like Bro-Pilot. Me: *Startled opossum noise*

[@marilufalcon8550]

*happy bro-pilot sounds*

[@skribbskeibb989]

**weird tarantula clicks**

[@katelynnjones8836]

Happy potato noise

[@ChickieDaNuggie]

😂

[@Eclipse5]

"I'm going to be honest guys, I don't know what sounds a startled opossum makes, but I'm gonna make a guess for you guys." *gasp mixed with suction cup and dying hiss if a cat

[@FranklinXVI]

Just imagine a very scary screech, that is a startled opossum.

[@emmagamez8230]

I heard that and just *WEEZE* *GIGGLING*

[@krel7160]

Just imagine a cat hissing, but it's crossed with a snake. But it's also got something guttural going on. ... Basically for a split second you think lucifer himself is yelling at you from below the staircase, but no, it's just the oversized rat, again, for the fourth time this month. They also don't attack, and will run if given any lee-way to take the "flight" option of fight or flight.

[@maybe_ant7698]

Jhjhjhjh that part was funny

[@CharlesBalester]

@@maybe_ant7698 This is America, we don't laugh here.

[@mlpprincessfan]

This made me jhjhjhjhjh like never before

[@squiddles1678]

Holy God I dislike Jhjhjhjhjhjh

[@squirtleturtl]

Excuse me but he use hjähjähjä here in Scandinavia

[@reriykan]

SquirtleTurtle oh excuse me, let me just hjähjähjä

[@xu_hao6046]

Uauauauauauua

[@fredo5923]

699 hmmmmmmmmmm

[@skollseye7068]

10:31 Sounds like when you wake up and are just trying to regain breathing in your nose during allergy season, but then end up snorting down 5 pounds of mucus.

[@zacharyw3885]

Slash tries to not get demonetised by not swearing, but he says pornhub and now the video has no ads lol

[@aidanisntcursed]

Meme Stealer for real lmao

[@wayangemperor]

Nah i still get an ads

[@waterdragon9393]

I mean... He also said sex.

[@andret9439]

Lmao

[@Sosa40706]

Water Dragon since when was sex demonitisation worthy? Then youtube would be advertising to not have sex which is stupid. Plus everyone on youtube is supposed ti be like 13 years old

[@owainboiling7994]

*Goes to meeting so that woman could talk to her dead dad in person* *Puts death certificate and ash on desk* "THIS PERSON ASSAULTED ME!!!!"

[@alexwansss]

Surprised Pikachu face

[@haydenbehm6985]

Concerned Tom face

[@user-ez1qt7qz9h]

Classical feminist

[@punprincess3214]

Squidwards I'm done with everything face

[@devinpizano6915]

Me facepalming oh my god

[@Hogarp]

"I've watched enough pornhub to know that this could go in a completely different direction". I'm dead 😂

[@drgojira6044]

Just a big "WELP"

[@simonandersson9179]

me too XD

[@driedbeef4215]

I was just like holy shit

[@burningtoast6026]

Lmao

[@b4UDeanoidInnit]

Hoji yeah I think I shattered some glass laughing

[@toasterbathbombs139]

Girl and guy having sex Op: * just calming eating lucky charms *

[@SMAXZO]

OP: I'll take some Lucky Charms.....AND EAT IT!

[@jacksonyu6065]

What does OP stand for

[@clivegoodman16]

@@jacksonyu6065 . Original Presenter.

[@tech6hutch]

@@clivegoodman16 erm, usually it's "original poster". www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Op

[@skribbskeibb989]

@@tech6hutch i cant- w h e e z e I cant-im sorry im sleep deprived

[@DoubleBoost23]

"Jhjhjhjhjhjh" I was half expecting a "Close enough" for extra humor lol

[@sillydkitty]

Jhahahhajahajahahajahajahajahahajajjjjahahajajahah

[@dankthreefoureight]

“He a lil confused but he’s got the spirit”

[@berzerker689]

10/10 comeback

[@jeevacation]

2nd story: OP: Sooo, can I cancel the utilities for my dead father? lady: well yes but actually no

[@jannegrey593]

I am still paying (well, me and my father) for my Mother part of rent, and my Grandmother part of rent, because you cannot "throw out a person that is legally renting" without going to court. My Mother died in 2009 (It will be 10 years exactly in a month) at the age of only 56 (cancer) and my Grandmother died in 2010 at the age of 95 (natural causes). Also my grandparents names are in apartment that we sold in 2006. My Grandfather died in 2004 also at the age of 95 (stroke). So technically the couple that bought the apartment is still paying for both of them. The process of willfully moving my Grandmother from her apartment to our apartment took so long that she died before it was finished, but 2 months after she died she was registered in our apartment, but couldn't be unregistered from her old apartment, because she was dead. We would have to go to court 3 times, and in every case the apartment would be split and split and split - it was partially done so we don't owe for example my aunt for the part of my Grandparents apartment, but getting unregistered - impossible. Well, at least, last time when we didn't pay a lease on the garage of my Grandparents in time (someone wanted it badly), there came ticket for her immediately for approx. 1500$. We didn't pay, and police came to forcefully take her to the court on hearing. Judge was not impressed and told the landlord, that being 3 days late in paying a rent is not grounds to maximum penalty especially if the person is known to be dead for at least 8 years (we delivered copy of certificate of death of my Grandmother to the landlord of the garage in 2011). Landlord had to pay 200$ in courts costs, and the demand is so high because we have privileges from our Grandparents, so the effective lease is about 25$/year for the garage.

[@jeevacation]

@@jannegrey593 I am 100% sure that people who say that the dead are supposed to pay rent and other utilities are those people who believe death is non-existent

[@hangingrei]

Who else read this imaging it with the picture? (If you don't know the picture, mostly in every meme video with posts will show it)

[@theresahall8206]

@@jannegrey593 my suggestion on her old apartment. Let them evicted her then you won't have to worry about it.

[@jannegrey593]

@@theresahall8206 She cannot get evicted, since she was 95 at the time of her death, and as such is protected as a senior citizen - especially since she doesn't have a job, so they cannot even take money of her account (they could take 30% of her pension, but she doesn't use it - since she's dead). Did I mention how ridiculous sometimes the law gets?

[@savana7906]

i’m gonna need a “startled opossum” remix. a noise like that deserves some real recognition 😂

[@chunkyboi6033]

Yasss

[@buddymmx3936]

10:31 for the clip

[@migueeeelet]

That poor guy the ex was with in the appartment lease story... I feel sorry for him, having to be in middle of their feud. Does show him what kind of person the girl is, tho

[@MiraSmit]

I hope he took the hint and ran.

[@kempybass5786]

Jumpkick inferno Speedcuber lol

[@LunaP1]

😆😆😆

[@triscuit6516]

He did say she didn't cheat i mean not taking sides but he was the one who choose to leave after they broke up knowing he was still on the rent tbh sounds more petty than anything cuz it was planned cuz if she didn't get a new bf he wouldn't have done that tbh

[@migueeeelet]

@@triscuit6516 I meant the ex's new bf

[@tatentanner6693]

* dad and his kids in joying really big bowl of ice cream* *manager walks by seeing big bowls of ice cream* Manager: * startled opossum noise *

[@ChickieDaNuggie]

Your profile picture makes this comment better 😂

[@tyseeber3070]

Vacuum with hiccups being startled.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

whatever that would sound like 🤣

[@ajm3578]

"Co-pilot....more like Bro-pilot" - This joke was so bad I consider it assault. You should now give me this channel as recompense, thank you.

[@curtiss.arnold1318]

WOULD it have been an... ARIAL ASSAULT?!

[@Richard_Nickerson]

I agree. I demand at least half. My 9 month old stood up for the first time, so he deserves some of your channel too.

[@nicholasbonfiglio820]

em this family doesn’t do forgiveness gifts ur a discrase I also know a guy who’s friend had a dad who has a friend who has a brother that is a cop so ... don’t mess with me lmfao

[@sidoniestearns3134]

I legit laughed and said "F**kin nerd" lmao.

[@pandaBubby23]

Omg the Startled possum imitation killed I'm in school I wheezed

[@blurxyy]

rSlash: *reads very sad story about a girls deceased father* "That story was pretty funny jhjhjhjhjhj."

[@ixnoah]

r/boneappletea

[@wistfuloptimist1238]

What does this have to do with r/boneappletea?

[@AliceDontCareSnickerSnack]

@@ixnoah jhjhjhjhjhjh is a joke from the video. The joke has nothing to do with r/boneappletea.

[@EclipseGamingPS]

Lmfaooo

[@bruhhelp7396]

@@ixnoah r/ihavereddit

[@benj.pit2449]

Entitled parent: give my son your pc or I’ll call the police Op: no Entitled parent 10:32

[@roboticfox4454]

Benj.pit24 i wheezed

[@hossam9053]

That is perfect 😂

[@sillydkitty]

Man this need more likes

[@oldfashionednewbie]

"I'll be honest I don't know what sound a startled opossum makes but I'm gonna make a guess for you guys" Me: "Oh dear god" *startled opposum noise* Me: cracks up

[@ink-samaproductions638]

I was cackling so hard after hearing that sound that I started coughing

[@Taikamuna]

Or they could just call me because I'm dead inside

[@pleaseputmedown7641]

Taikamuna boi your everywhere

[@firstletterofthealphabet7308]

I'll wake you up inside Edit:call me

[@JoeMama-iu3dv]

Taikamuna I eat cats

[@crazedxi2098]

Taikamuna you comment on everything and nobody knows who you are

[@C0D_ultima]

The all seeing domino

[@yaoxai]

7:20 “I’ve watched enough porn hub” I *_DIED_* 10:32 😂😂 best sound ever

[@yuryvendiktov4832]

Time to use my other accounts to subscribe again!

[@RohenBlackwolf]

A bit of bi for everyone

[@chaosstripe9446]

I legitimately want that sound to be used as some sound for a slime in a game.

[@malaksalemm]

That sounds like a hard poop plopping in the toilet

[@hansdavis7335]

That sound made my year hahaha

[@sharksforlife]

TF was that noise haha😂😂😂😂 My house was dead of life and then i just burst of laughing lol STARTLED POSSUM

[@SoupyBnuy]

UwU

[@SoupyBnuy]

@@nostalgianotes138 *possum

[@emiilyv7085]

10:32 OPPOSSUM SOUND I CHOKED ON A HOT SAUCE COVERED HOT CHEETO WHEN YOU DID THAT. R.I.P my throat

[@daquashaun8505]

Why were you,?

[@bella-chan1013]

And them everyone clapped

[@Inaaa-]

Why were you eating that.

[@andrewwirtz7296]

Did you make the same sound?

[@robobros218]

It was 69 likes so I made it 70 for your own protection

[@funnynamejokelmao2929]

Guy: Jhjhjhjhjh America guy: I meant H instead of J Guy:hhhhhhhh Edit: 400 oof lmao

[@replic1235]

uh... i meant put "hahaha"... Guy:hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahaha

[@vickypeb9008]

Guy: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@lancerprinceofspades5569]

"No you just say ha not hh not jh and not ja" Literally everyone:"ha not hh not jh and not jh" That one alien:"he means 100% ha x0% anything else" Literally everyone:"GET OUTTA HERE NERD ====

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

America guy:ok no... H instead of J and A instead of H Guy:ahahahahah America guy:UGGGGHHHGGH

[@asweeperkeeper]

r/ihadastroke

[@peypoo123]

RSLASH : *doesnt swear in vids and replaces swear words with Christian words* Also RSLASH : I have watched enough PornHub to know that this could have gone in a completely different direction

[@chaosstripe9446]

KZbin: You made sure to be kid friendly, right? RSLASH: Well yes, but actually no.

[@kekmyabs]

at the time this has 69 likes. I am so proud of this community.

[@itsrobot7339]

@@kekmyabs i changed it.

[@The-sg4rs]

Hmm? *INSERT LENNY FACE*

[@multishock5285]

How many kids do you think searched this up

[@mintyskullz]

Quick lesson: “Jaja” is how some latin speakers spell “haha”. It’s pronounced the same way just a different letter :) hopefully that helped

[@Cau_No]

Like Spanish names: Jorge (Ĥorge), Jesus (Ĥesus), etc. are also pronounced that way.

[@MsHarpsychord]

I'll be honest I'm with the yank on this one, it just looks dumb seeing jajaja even if its pronounced hahaha

[@freddycrow9383]

Jajajaja! A Wiwis de Batman! Tu si saves @Salem

[@Pimpedout007101]

As a Mexican I endorse this comment

[@MsHarpsychord]

@@Pimpedout007101 as a comment i endorse this mexican

[@alaminkadir9543]

I am legally required to say "good video"-bot 3118 My creator has made me say "oh my lord. A heart!".-bot 3118

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Nani? Bit 3118 do you watch Anime, just wanted to know that bots do that.

[@alaminkadir9543]

@@TheBluePhoenix008 my creator has required me to answer with the answer "yes"- bot 3118

[@skrimpboy9639]

I am legally required to say "good video"-bot 10352

[@Green_Eclipse]

I am legally required to say "I am legally required to say \"good video\"" -bot 3107

[@zacbhumgara]

I liked this comment - bot 3119

[@nashidragneel4980]

"I've watched enough PornHub" R/ is officially my fav youtuber👍😂😂

[@wyyggff3911]

R/birthofasub .?

[@smileyattitude6807]

The roommate story reminded me of a episode of friends or something where there always barging into each others houses lol

[@jjohnston94]

Kramer.

[@lemonblossom3447]

OMG THE STARTLED OPOSSUM WAS GOLD😂😂 Edit: The Time for it was 10.31 I forgot to put that in sorry

[@wta1518]

10:31

[@lemonblossom3447]

@@wta1518 Thank u

[@BlackGryph0n]

Brilliant, mate!! 10:31 That noise made me subscribe! X'D

[@OsirisGaming66]

That is a unique sound

[@jesskaijuno9109]

THAT POSSUM NOISE I WASNT READY

[@b4UDeanoidInnit]

Jess Kaijuno I just read this comment then heard him make the noise XD

[@livallenx]

Jess Kaijuno SAME LMFAO

[@ncagk2484]

Opposoum

[@Lizzie840]

I almost choked on my ice cream, ironically....

[@senorsiro3748]

That sound broke me for a good 2 solid minutes

[@jacksonbodner1730]

"I've watched enough pornhub to know that this could go in a completely different direction." LMFAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@mbgreenleave]

That story genuinely got me in my feels, idk how I would feel if i seen my ex on top of someone else.

[@sei161]

@@mbgreenleave That dude must have nerves of steel

[@tiagotiagot]

@@sei161 Or, you know, just not be th irrational jealous possessive kind of person to start with?

[@saintlockxz]

@@sei161 he has the balls of steel cuz he can't get up

[@Turbo_Toad]

If you walked in on your ex riding someone I’m pretty sure you’d be upset also my man.

[@lukecaditz9808]

8:08 her cousins brother Isn’t that also her cousin

[@buxadonoff]

Not necessarily. They can be half brothers

[@WiseMfear3]

Felipe Frota that’d still be her cousin. Step brother would mean they’re unrelated

[@metropod]

Ell The Storm and Sea actually I have family like that. My grandfather’ has a cousin who had a half brother and half sister who were not technically related to my grandpa. So, my Grandpa’s mom had a sister. This woman (my great-great aunt) had a daughter (grandpa’s cousins) and but the aunt sadly passed when the cousin was young. The uncle (the ‘by marriage’ one) remarried and had two other children. I should take a moment to point out that we’re the kind of folks who are very open with who we consider family, so it really didn’t matter to us.

[@omkarsangvikar4166]

Ummm

[@jeepsanddragons]

Or a stepbrother

[@dtawist]

rSlash: co pilot? more like *bro pilot* Me: *dead from lack of oxygen*

[@expnewlight1694]

Guess you have so much altitude.

[@dtawist]

@@expnewlight1694 hah

[@dtawist]

@Oxygen4Lyfe you're just too much to bare anymore

[@roguelineageisfun8793]

Featheredfooxx jhjhjhjhjhjjhjhjh

[@dtawist]

@@roguelineageisfun8793 jhjhjhjhjhhjjhjhjhjhhj

[@legin777]

"I don't know what a startled possum soinds like." Perfectly imitates startled possum.

[@Huttser17]

having startled many opossums myself... you pretty much got it.

[@SilveryBlue1010]

rSlash: "I've watch enough PornHub..." Me: ... Me: ...wait the minutes

[@insulttoinjury7507]

*Plops down clear bag of ashes* Dead dad ashes, crazy public utilities lady. Crazy public utilities lady, Dead dad ashes. Dad is a little... Ashen right now, but don't let that stop you from talking to him

[@mrpandasian8871]

"Hey dad, wanna explain to her why you couldn't talk to them?"

[@Reiryuu]

I always told him to stay out of the sun, he burns so easily.

[@dennisjohnson1010]

Wes Bridges your comment has me dying😂☠️ (see what I did there?😜)

[@NoobNoob-ss5hs]

Could've been darker if he snorted some flour and start talking in his/her dad's voice.

[@pheenix135]

My grandmother had one of those phoney "you've won free flights to Barbados for you and your husband" phone calls shortly after my grandpa died and she responded "great! Where do I put the urn?"

[@nonceulous4825]

Yo fam I heard that pornhub joke, looked down at my screen, and then realised. OH LOOK, NO ADS.

[@patapug]

LOOL

[@badliar2621]

Good lord XD

[@Jpeg.g]

Shark puppet: woooooooe

[@skribbskeibb989]

*lmao same tho*

[@skykirk6780]

LMFAOOOO

[@itzsoapy5084]

*makes startled opossum noise* Me: chokes on my huge bowl of ice cream

[@saintlockxz]

Yes this is the best comment ever

[@xxslendermomxx3026]

You’re not supposed to eat the bowl, silly

[@smitty7235]

I choked on my McChicken nugget

[@cookies_areawsome2380]

When I heard the startled possum noise I immediately shared this with all my friends and it's got to be my favorite video now! XD

[@sean8f00ff]

this is probably the only channel i crave daily uploads for

[@isaacdenley1922]

What about my channel

[@sean8f00ff]

@@isaacdenley1922 no

[@isaacdenley1922]

@@ahappyseal I did but editing is expensive

[@zynstein8059]

@@isaacdenley1922 just pirate sony vegas Kappa

[@wandawowoqhwowhqowpsj9718]

8:08 wouldn’t your cousins brother also be your cousin? 😂😂

[@randiscott2647]

What if it was a half brother

[@jaelynnbundym286]

Maybe a half or step brother... or just someone VERY close like a brother, but not an actual blood brother.

[@RaNd0Mk1D8o3I]

Lol, I always wondered why people said stuff like that. "Oh, it's my cousin's sister's daughter." You mean your niece? Rofl

[@tonibee2590]

@@RaNd0Mk1D8o3I hey. just wanted to clear up a little misconception you got there... your cousin's daughter is your second cousin. not your niece

[@RaNd0Mk1D8o3I]

@@tonibee2590 Ah... I see. lol Tbh, I sort of posted that without thinking too far of the family tree. That, and my own family isn't that big to even figure that out, so... lmfao :D

[@haydenbehm6985]

Honestly if I was that dad at the restaurant, I would have gave that employee a high five

[@Zyvo2]

"You're not the person on the bill, I'm going to need to speak to him directly." Me: ok, have it your way, but he's kinda mute nowadays. (Places phone under urn.)

[@smizz9141]

10:32 Here’s your button of the day^^

[@hntr038]

(°•°)

[@carterg333]

It gave me life

[@steven_miles5545]

😮

[@MrPlasmaCosmos]

I want to give you more likes but the damned youtube algorithms won't let me.

[@robblequoffle8456]

100th like

[@daniellepaszkiewicz1714]

rSlash: *makes startled possum noise* Me: *dies laughing*

[@jevilthedeviljester747]

10:32

[@picklenikk3097]

Made me spit out my tea! Lucky I have a case on my phone lol

[@caseyhall2320]

Same here. Pure gold.

[@zeldanub6440]

Oh god that co-pilot has a Charisma skill of 500

[@dianawilson7385]

15:14 “I’ll show her!” sees new expense claim *startled opossum noise*

[@sy7024]

I feel ashamed that your possum noise made me have a flashback of the Grapefruit technique. 😂

[@julianlai5683]

Hold my gun and the money bag while I tie my shoe alright thanks

[@raymondwalden6526]

Oh sure. Do you need me to point the gun at myself too? Or is that to much?

[@amyspangler5738]

@@raymondwalden6526 it's never to much

[@raymondwalden6526]

@@amyspangler5738 Welllll... (insert my age here) years of life is to much

[@tiger-pubgmobile8137]

Communism?

[@fuhrermudkip7436]

i'll be honest i usually do not like videos cause people beg for them, but the moment you did the shocked opposum noise i laughed so hard i instantly went for the like button.

[@weebboi8798]

Person on phone(P): I would like to talk to the person who owns the death certificate. Me: as you wish. Let's meet at XYZ. Ok? P: Sure..... (We meet there) Me: here is my dad! *Throws a fake skull at her* P:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@nancygifford8665]

Rslash: I don't know what a starteled opossum sounds like but ill make a guess. Rslash: *ghunkghc*

[@StPetersFriend]

Not bad. It's kind of a guttural hiss. Like a scared cat with a sinus problem.

[@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery]

HOW DID YOU PUT THAT IN WORD FORM, YOU ARE A GOD!!!!!

[@chriscarpenter3370]

how the hell would you even spell that

[@Snowshowslow]

That is an impressive transcription! You could probably make a side hustle out of writing subtitles for the hearing impaired :D

[@mr.a.milksnake5066]

In Spanish j's make an h sound. so, you know, *_technically_* **insert that one wheezing **_hhhhhhhh_** sound you hear when you punch someone in the gut** ((You know the one))

[@ModernOrthodoxy]

This was exactly why I came down to the comments. To say this.

[@tubblebub]

@@ModernOrthodoxy ditto. Jaja is the same as haha, not cha cha, lol.

[@kempybass5786]

Like jalapeño?

[@thatjokerperson7062]

@@kempybass5786 yes or like jesus

[@lautaroespora4920]

Thank you for explaining that, i was starting to get a little livid because the mispronunciation.

[@worldsbestkiwi1097]

There should be something called *Thanos Revenge*

[@Xgm.]

There is a fake subreddit called r/thanossnaprevenge

[@bigdaddyscrumbobulous7759]

I agree

[@killermimmic101]

No r/shaggy revenge cause what happens when they use 100% of there revenge?

[@djgillon3192]

I moderate r/thanossnaprevenge lol

[@Fr0z0rz]

"I have bagels" lmfao I read this one a few weeks ago. Killed me then I just died again. Hilarious!

[@okey6470]

*Hold up, this isn't the bot meeting.*

[@stiffpictures8971]

*The bots from the bot meeting want to know where the bot meeting is*

[@gManGabe]

Greetings. Is this the bot meeting?

[@sjakierulez]

@Bill's Movie Vault bot 1963? Bot... Ehm guys, we have a butterfly in the moth group

[@log_by_bolb]

I found a sprite cranberry in a pepsi truck.

[@justbikesnstuff]

Duh we meet on mondays

[@lairdwheeler7528]

Yeah I hit the subscribe button, but it unsubscribed me. Oh well! #Maliciouscompliance

[@Hannah-k8m]

Okay... let's stop talking about PornHub and *TALK ABOUT THE OPOSSUM NOISE*

[@sillydkitty]

Sounded like someone hiccuped and puked and burped and choked at the same time

[@chriscarpenter3370]

@@sillydkitty I'm questioning whether that's even humanly possible

[@samuelding7854]

Maybe!

[@scp049hasbreachedcontianme9]

@@chriscarpenter3370 It is, and it's not a pleasant feeling

[@AcrylCRN]

The 2nd story Worker: No he isn't Omiua Mo Shin Derhu Later Worker: NANI

[@pussioofamw2]

what

[@tempest5152]

It's omaeawa mou shindeiru

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

"Need to talk to my dead father?" Here's a Ouija board. Edit: *a Ouija board.

[@QuokkaWaka]

It's "a Ouija". That is because although the word when spelled starts with a vowel, when pronounced it sounds like it begins with a consonant. This is the same with words like: Ukelele Ukrainian Unicorn Etc. I usually don't correct grammar, but since you seem to actually use proper grammar in your comment I thought that I should.

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

@@QuokkaWaka My apologies for the mistake. I do understand how jarring simple mistakes can be. Thank you and I'll edit the above comment.

[@zally8183]

@@lordinquisitorsec7532 you still haven't edited it.

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

@@zally8183 I actually did dearie. It used to say "an Ouija board" I corrected it around a minute ago.

[@reriykan]

1000 subscribers with no videos Read the first reply smh.

[@jenkinsram6696]

That startled opossum noise gives me the will to live. 10/10.

[@majorryan9605]

“Co pilot, more like BRO PILOT!” -Rslash

[@GarretTheHedeghog]

almost choked when you tried to make a startled opossum noise

[@elija0349]

8:08 I‘m not racist. My sister-in-law‘s baby cousin Tracy got a brother and his girlfriend is black.

[@The_Jovian]

Good ass song

[@rhysyboah6000]

@@The_Jovian yes it is

[@kami1]

Joyner ftw

[@mateogaribay7349]

IM NOT RACIST BY JOYNER LUCAS I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!

[@-crescent422-4]

LOL THAT CO PILOT LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE GUY BUT TALKING TO THE OTHER GUY THATS GREAAAT

[@i_will_eat_your_vibes2633]

im angry that i let myself laugh at "bro-pilot"

[@thecavemanwithwifi8800]

no

[@saintlockxz]

Finally someone who thinks that joke is stupid

[@sidoniestearns3134]

I laughed and then said "f**king nerd" lmao. It was super dorky haha.

[@GHOSTCCORE]

THE STARTLED OPOSSUM NOISE KILLED ME

[@Mystikspirit]

10:32 umm guys I think rSlash died...

[@Bladedcloud6159]

Cool. I call dibs on his channel. :D

[@dale6505]

His essence on this ethereal plan is no longer

[@Bladedcloud6159]

@@rose21234 well my dog is dying of a incurable disease and the only way to save her is if i get his channel. Plus already called dibs. :p

[@myleestrickland1301]

Bladedcloud 6966 😂😂😂

[@hanbeitakenakasama7735]

@@Bladedcloud6159 Enjoy your army of bot subscribers JHJHJHJHJHJH

[@kitkatkandy01]

Laughing in English: Hahahahaha Laughing in Spanish: Jajajajaja I love that comeback

[@Mackin3]

The opossum noise just made my day

[@itsybitsybosmer]

It's been 5 years, but that "startled opossum" noise still sends me 😂😂😂

[@DustinBarlow8P]

Co-Pilot..... more like...... ......... ... BRO-PILOT! 🧨💥 BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!!

[@ChechiresWorld]

ALLAHU AKBAR

[@Bee-of4xg]

(SVTFOE?)

[@calebvaldecanas8867]

Startled opossum

[@matthewragan1477]

Me: Yesterday my teacher and I did it in the classroom Friend: Isn't your mom your teacher Me: Yeah Friend: 10:32

[@classifiedmc786]

Dude that’s messed up. Nice

[@pallidandancer9623]

10:30 I Had To Cup My Mouth To Stop From Giggle-ing Myself To Death After That Opossum Recreation

[@powerupminion]

OMG, that sound at 10:31 made me crack up!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jawin2963]

Co pilot... More like bro pilot XD

[@tengoku9274]

that possum noise got me to die of laughter. Lol, xD, Lmfao, Lmao and Hahaha

[@ohshitarat4650]

“jajajajajaja” is spanish for laughing. lmao

[@m.dgeist97]

nope ja = yes in dutch

[@mariacandelaarcila3232]

@@m.dgeist97 Yeah, but oh shit a rat is right. Me, as a person that speaks spanish, we write our laughs like that XD

[@m.dgeist97]

oooh sorry did not know that so i learnt something new TY

[@mariacandelaarcila3232]

@@m.dgeist97 I did too! I didn't knew that "ja" is "yes" in dutch xD Thanks!

[@TwiceTheGamer]

7:20 I ACTUALLY SPAT OUT WATER AND MADE A MESS AT THIS BROOOOOOOOOO

[@salbabi]

I totally lost it at "...more like BRO-PILOT". Love this channel, especially /entitledParents and /proRevenge.

[@SoupyBnuy]

"Startled opossum noise"

[@-crescent422-4]

When I saw the title I thought it’d go like this Person: PUT UR DAD ON THE PHONE Person 2: my dad is dead... Person: oh

[@nonachark]

Satan from the deps of hell: He's asleep chill

[@rmsnews9910]

10:31 Thank you! I cannot remember laughing so hard...ever!

[@chriscarpenter3370]

@@lunalg5166 magic

[@slimyfurby]

The startled possum I can't even

[@kenconnelly773]

Kiwibo I must have listened to it over 100 times now, I’m still laughing