r/Maliciouscompliance She Told Me To Sue Her... So I Did!

[@aeroosprey]

Telling a lawyer to sue you has the exact same energy as telling the guy mugging you "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

[@Unknown-2449]

or telling someone giving you death threats "Kill me then"

[@DartMonkeParagon]

Well no that would be rude

[@paling1872]

What are you gonna do? Stab me?

[@-mywifeleftme]

Or asking a hacker that hacked your steam “what are you gonna do? hack the rest of my stuff?”

[@shootingstardragon7764]

"What are you gonna do big guy? Sit on me?"

[@Starcanum-]

So we're all just gonna ignore the "when Bob denied me to change my clothes anywhere else than his office" part?

[@BeingBelligerent]

Definitely concerned about that bit. It's super easy to hide a camera these days.

[@Silverserri]

Yeaaah that would have been an immediate call/email to HR.

[@aaronabbey2604]

@@Silverserri Not to HR, never go to HR. They are there only to protect the company, not you. You go to the police.

[@_Fizel_]

Oh good, I wasn't the only one.

[@rosechan449]

@Djenar fun world the bots are here

[@galacticbob1]

"Bob is a tool, should have collected him." Why yes, I would like some r/murderedbywords with my r/maliciouscompliance! How did you know? 😅

[@shivangiparekh4980]

Because he's the grand emperor of the internet

[@TheGamingLegendsOfficial]

@@shivangiparekh4980 All hail the Grand Emperor of the Internet! He knoweth all!

[@I_the_Taco]

*F*

[@lipomicanbricks7431]

Karen: what are you going to do, sue me Me: ok then Karen: no this is not how your supposed to play the game

[@juliant9264]

I have a karen mom (well. Before I cut contact and moved countries) and that’s exactly how it’s like

[@lipomicanbricks7431]

Char Aznable-Harmless Sweetie what was it like actually making the decision to cut contact and going through with it ( I’m in a similar situation with my parents)

[@juliant9264]

@@lipomicanbricks7431 no more like get me the hell outta here

[@shakisyaboi991]

Me: this a game 2 u?

[@TheGamingLegendsOfficial]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes :D

[@dracko158]

Manager: "You could always go to another company, but good luck with that these days." OP: *Goes to another Company* Manager: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

[@olstar18]

Should have gotten in touch with lawyers about hat one. Refusing to accept payment and instead holding the money like that has got to break a lot of laws and regs.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Funny, I had a very similar exchange with my former boss. I'm happily ensconced at a new company, and he's floundering to replace me.

[@omegadragons321]

I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE-

[@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902]

First story: That woman thougth OP was bluffing and pretending to be a lawyer.

[@ARandomSpace]

I found a bot in this reply section, which is reported.

[@dx1450]

I believe 100% that was the case. But don't assume that everyone who claims to be a lawyer is lying to you.

[@dx1450]

@@ARandomSpace I reported it too.

[@gamersinacontainer]

@@ARandomSpace Curious what it said if you even remember. Pfff

[@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00]

@@gamersinacontainer Why would you care about what some spambot said? That's like wanting to be bitten by a mosquito.

[@yamicivetta5252]

Me to the manager: 🎶she had it coming, she had it coming, she only had herself to blaaaame 🎶

[@L_The_Human]

If you had been there. If you had seem his . You know that you would have done the same 😊🎵🎶

[@bevoss7573]

You have me cry-laughing

[@gecks1]

Lol

[@dylanrichards3636]

I haven’t seen a reference to this in a hot minute. You just made my day

[@moimeself1088]

Pls remind me... i'm singing it in my head, but completely forgot where it comes from. 🙆🏾‍♀️🥴

[@robertmickel1341]

I'm not gonna lie, as a Corpsman myself that shit actually happens. There is no better feeling

[@teeellingson6788]

As a Navy Vet, I cried with laughter at this malicious compliance! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ethanmacleod1721]

Or as Rslash would say it a “corman”

[@personguy8178]

@@ethanmacleod1721 Thats.....how its pronounced. XD

[@beeziebubs2756]

@@ethanmacleod1721 What do you mean? It’s not pronounced Corpse Man lol

[@ethanmacleod1721]

@@beeziebubs2756 really? That’s odd, why is it said different than it’s spelt?

[@ethribin4188]

"Collect ALL the tools!" "Ok. Come with me to storage!" "WHAT!?"

[@ARandomSpace]

@temmy anu90 Hello, bot. You are now dead!

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

ROTFLOL! Perfect response.

[@girl1213]

Story One: What was she expecting to happen? That's easy. The lawyer friend would do nothing and the friend would pay and the lady would feel accomplished and proud that she proven herself to be the bigger threat. People like that are so used to winning against the weaker they can't see when a strong opponent is in front of them. Greed and Pride don't mix.

[@booknerd4303]

also, she might have though OP was bluffing about being a lawyer and thought she was being clever by calling their bluff

[@ChJuHu93]

The problem is that that is a valid (as in it can generate earnings) strategy. Bill someone with a superficially legit demand, and insist you are right. If enough people cave in you get a profit and offset the loss that those who fight the bill generates.

[@Stonedsheepu8906]

OP: speaks to manager and explains the whole debt violation thing Manager: tells them to just sue OP: sues and wins Manager: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@brittneymiller1647]

I am not a lawyer but I worked as a debt collector and he went through alot of training...and the lady from the first the story made me laugh and see dollars signs

[@chriscarpenter3370]

holy shit he's literally an hour early ALL HAIL THE GRAND EMPEROR OF THE INTERNET

[@evanmootoo-szypulewski3693]

oh lord rslash grand emperor of the internet we praise you

[@chriscarpenter3370]

@@evanmootoo-szypulewski3693 now we'd like to hear from his mascot, yugo.

[@backstreetspearstm6870]

@@chriscarpenter3370 -prince yugo-

[@fibecheee]

no

[@badcreations9527]

Hail thee!

[@rideshare9657]

Honeslty credit unions are so underrated. Love mine so much because i have never had an issue and they always went above and beyond in terms of service

[@anniecraddick8170]

I love my credit union! Customer service is second to none. The only reason my mortgage isn't with them is because they only offer adjustable rate and I want a fixed rate.

[@tinydancer7426]

Credit Unions are answerable to their members ...... at least mine is. That is why my money is in what is called a "share account". By having an account with the Credit Union, I own a share of it.

[@jakobshjelmzescreations]

All Hail the Grand Emperor of the Internet 🙇🙇🙇

[@thegreatstoneddragon9432]

👑

[@seancondon5572]

The first one gave me vital information. The next time debt collectors call for the previous owner of my phone number, I'm gonna ask for their legal department. HEADS. WILL. ROLL.

[@BambiTheFable]

Don't know how it works in other countries, but in the UK, if the person we contacted is clearly the wrong person, we automatically remove the number. If its the customer and they don't want us to contact them, we remove the number but we advise we will still send out letters. As for how debt collection companies get these numbers, it is from credit file referencing agencies and through dedicated tracing team. But companies getting wrong numbers happens a lot. It happens, part of the parcel with tracing.

[@seancondon5572]

@@BambiTheFable yeah, but I've already told them THREE DAMN TIMES this ain't the number they're looking for. Each time they said they'd put it on their do not call list, yet they continue to call. I believe this constitutes harassment.

[@tinydancer7426]

@@seancondon5572 Do Not Call List. It doesn't exist.

[@seancondon5572]

@@tinydancer7426 maybe not. But a lawsuit will exist if they keep this up.

[@tinydancer7426]

@@seancondon5572 I was kidding. They exist, but are not observed.

[@redgoldcrown3990]

last time I was this early is nonexistent. thanks for your constancy, dude. it helps with the moods.

[@didyasaysomethin2me]

7:16 "Bob is a tool; should have collected him." And I'm a little bit surprised that those construction workers didn't band together to help OP do exactly that.

[@gabrieltejada1523]

“Bob Is a tool you should have collected him” I can’t 😂😂😂😂

[@thunderflare59]

Karen: What we did is perfectly legal. Lawyer: Wanna bet?

[@novabrilliant4510]

OMG! My husband's ex passed away from cancer a few months ago and he was sent a bill for some of her credit card debt. They never shared an account of that kind and have been divorced for 25 years. Yeah, we threw them away.

[@dx1450]

They're hoping that you or anyone else close to the deceased will pay.

[@M1N1molo]

Yeah like *dead meme name* said, they are probably trying to scam you.

[@SeahawksFan2017]

Does anyone else think about an hour passed by without realizing

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Only one? I had 5 episodes to catch up on. Because reasons, mostly involving work schedule. It's.... way later than I expected.

[@MGC-XIII]

First story, she was obviously expecting the person to comply with what she was saying because "she knew better".

[@codahighland]

"What was she expecting to happen?" Debt collectors have heard every threat to get out of paying money. I imagine most people who say they're lawyers actually aren't, and are just trying to intimidate them. "Go ahead and sue" is a pretty good screening tactic.

[@gun6145]

ALL HAIL THE GRAND EMPEROR OF THE INTERNET

[@fibecheee]

no

[@hannahtheequestrian]

Copied

[@gun6145]

@@hannahtheequestrian well yeah but the point still staya

[@Ignatius487]

Ave. True to Caesar!

[@DonAlonsoBlues]

Using military abbreviations is really funny when overused, like the scene in Good Morning Vietnam where Robin Williams pulled this exact malicious compliance con his CO.

[@dx1450]

"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put on K.P."

[@creepypastakingthedragones3679]

I fucking love that scene so much

[@bostonrailfan2427]

there’s where this story got inspiration, it’s as real as a $3 bill or a can of elbow grease

[@shadowsofdawn3871]

Wow, I work in First Party collections and I can attest that what this lady did at the ambulance company was the exact opposite of what collections are support to do, First Party or not. While many of the protections afforded to customers in the collections process only apply to 3rd party collections, 1st party collections should always strive to follow the more stringent guidelines as several of them do still apply, including that if a Lawyer calls and says they are representing the customer you MUST cease all further contact with the customer and only speak with the attorney. Mind blowing.

[@goonerbear8659]

"Collect all the tools!" "Okay!" *fetches wheelbarrow* *pats it* "Hop in, Bob."

[@omegadragons321]

😂

[@M1N1molo]

"Y'know, they really need to sharpen you. You are much blunter than the others"

[@freezeman3332]

Robber: “Don’t make me pull the trigger” Dumb bank manager “Go ahead” *guess what happens next*

[@romaboo6218]

Bank manager "do it no balls"

[@shiny4984]

When a normal person says: "may i speak to the manage please", you know shit's going down

[@jefffoo6891]

Day 46 of telling him he's making everyone day better

[@DogGoBork]

Agreed

[@aaroncousins4750]

Shut up

[@MY-KEL]

Spicy Nuggets

[@MY-KEL]

@@aaroncousins4750 Spicy Nuggets

[@backstreetspearstm6870]

@@aaroncousins4750 how about you zip it

[@arturoreyes2119]

Bob: "Collect all the tools not in use RIGHT NOW!" *OP shoves Bob into the storage shed and locks him in*

[@tiana_andherbooks]

I was watching an RSlash video when this was released lol

[@chriscarpenter3370]

coincidence? I think not!

[@galacticbob1]

I was sitting here like, "hmm, it's about time for my daily dose!" and then literally 1 minute later this posts. 😆🙏

[@chriscarpenter3370]

@@galacticbob1 #perfecttiming

[@csar07.]

I was literally on spotify listening to one of his videos when he released this one.

[@troberts1]

Yeah, debt collections after deaths are pretty evil. I kinda understand some companies desperate for money owed, but if no survivors are legally liable it's kinda cruel to threaten and scare grieving people into paying. My father died intestate (no will) and I can't remember what it's called, but he basically didn't leave an estate, only debts. Sadly some of them were joint with my mom, but one of his credit cards was only in his name. And they wanted my mom to pay, but yeah, no, sorry. I think she had to send them a letter once, twice max, saying he died without assets and they stopped. So pretty lucky it didn't become Reddit drama worthy. And further lucky, he did a sort of death benefit thing when he worked for the government and it paid out enough money to cover his funeral expenses.

[@peterkoester7358]

The mortgage company story sounds like the same company my wife and I dealt with after our mortgage was sold for the third time. Had NO issues with the original or first two companies that bought out our mortgage, but as soon as CENLAR bought us out we had nothing but problems with them, mainly due to the whole "Partial Payment" excuse except we had one payment that was literally $100 short one month and as a result they did not apply (but held onto our money) the next full year of mortgage payments, which is when they started sending us foreclosure threats and started sending employees to peek in our window to try and determine if anyone was home in an attempt to change our locks on us before they had even filed for foreclosure. Finally had to hire a real estate lawyer and sell the house because CENLAR would not work with us at all on getting the mortgage back on track (the only thing they would agree to was a deal that had us paying the interest each month but nothing was being applied to paying off the loan itself) and on the day of the closing we get informed we were being hit with $75,000 in fines and fees we were never informed of prior. We almost had to PAY to sell out house! AVOID CENLAR LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!

[@Jacksontruman92]

That architecture one, oh, pure bliss. As a drafter, you never mess over the people who are responsible for drawing up your plans because we can be dicks about it

[@shakisyaboi991]

Why would you ask a LAWYER to SUE you.

[@otravis676]

The last story reminded me of something that happened in 2003. A friend and I built a very beautiful patio on a custom home spent two weekends building this thing only to get stiffed on our payment. Well we find out he's throwing a giant party the weekend after we finished so we waited called him all week still nothing. So the day of his party we parked around the corner warmed up a couple of chainsaws pulled up in front of his house kick the gate in found him before we brought the chainsaws in by the way demanded our payment he still refused. He was surrounded by a lot of very wealthy friends they are all looking like what the hell's going on. I told this guy you pay us or we're taking the patio down. He didn't believe me till my friend walked in with a chainsaw fired it up and started walking at the center post. You know it didn't take him long to show up and hand me $8,500 cash in front of all of his friends who just realized what kind of a deadbeat this guy really is.

[@TheRicanSlayer]

Who disliked the video? Maybe a wild Karen

[@TeMeRolEee]

Oh no, it's 49 karen now. I can already hear them shouting in parallel: I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER.

[@sweedra7899]

The 93 Karens waiting on the other side of the gate: *WE WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER. WE WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER. WE WANT-*

[@LucasGnagy]

In the hospital story, am I the only one wondering how “ASAP” wasn’t in the list of “approved abbreviations”?

[@jaspr1999]

Oh, those poor corpsmen. I know exactly that type of person that RN represents and have had to deal with SO many just like her. Every single time they fall victim to not being able to take what they're dishing out. One of my coworkers, Nessa, had a new supervisor that had to show off his machoism and how tough and smart he was. He found out the hard way that you should never mess with someone with twice the years of real-world experience in something than you do. She shredded his ego in front of all the brass.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

taking all of the charts and altering them? it’s a criminal offense and there’s no way in hell they did that in a short period of time without a nurse knowing and seeing them do it

[@NadiaFairfax]

The last story reminds me of my husbands boss haha. He held a live concert hostage because the organizer didnt pay him. All during set up the organizer promised payment. When the concert launched he kept dodging my husbands boss. Then when they found him he said he wasnt paying in full. Without a word he went to his computer behind the stage and projected a 30 minute timer on the LED screen behind the DJ. When the organizer saw he flipped and demanded he remove it. the boss said "I'll remove it when I'm paid in full and if I'm not when that hits zero I am literally, not figuratively, pulling the plug". Dude paid him in full with 10 minutes to spare. Pay what you owe

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

"Why do I hear boss music?" (Yes, I made a pun)

[@jijs234]

Oooo before class again, let's go!

[@Arty_The_Penguin]

Entitled person: SO SUE ME!! Lawyer: ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!!!

[@IO-kx9oj]

12:58 - As an architect, I loved the story about the client who wanted to pay half. I can relate, as it is an ongoing problem for many Architects. I thought that issuing half-drawings was brilliant

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Considered trying to get schooling for landscape architecture myself, and I cringed so hard at that story lol. Sad to hear it's an ongoing problem, but good to know there are ways to protect your interests as an architect.

[@Sorchia56]

The MC on the nurse was epic! Well done, soldiers, well done. I wonder what she would have said if the guy put STAT instead of ASAP! She’d most likely have her knickers in a bunch and yell at him for not calling immediate attention to it! 😂🤦‍♀️. Nice try lass but don’t mess with people when you have a chip on your shoulder!

[@backstreetspearstm6870]

Hello! I hope everyone reading this is having a great day, and don't forget to drink water and feed yourself!

[@DogGoBork]

Good reminder Im gonna have a drink rn

[@chriscarpenter3370]

hope you are having a great day also (:

[@backstreetspearstm6870]

@@DogGoBork gotta stay hydrated!

[@backstreetspearstm6870]

@@chriscarpenter3370 thank you!

[@chriscarpenter3370]

@@backstreetspearstm6870 ur welcome 😁

[@sagesaria]

The third story reminds me of a saying my dad picked up while he was in the military: "R.T.F.M.A. That's, 'read the manual, sir!'"

[@HairyHariyama]

I like how that's the provided translation.

[@ModelsWorkshop]

Yay, my day is complete

[@Avrysatos]

Don't ever dare someone who is wronged to sue you. They will.

[@ethanvanderbeke7445]

Woah 8:15 that's early. Not complaining though, I'm down for it.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

I literally just sat down to eat a sandwich for breakfast and boom, rslash!

[@MyLifeMyWay]

I used to work for a call center in the states. Every 3rd person was a lawyer and threatened to sue because they didn’t like having to pay their own bills. Good times. The likelihood someone was actually a lawyer was slim to none.

[@givemethekrabbypattyformula]

The best part of waking up, is Rslash in your cup!

[@TheDarbydoo]

"Bob is a tool. You should have collected him." Me: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRN!

[@milesjohnson9417]

I was so confused because I thought I lost an hour of time lmao

[@NopeTheNo]

lawyer rule #1:NEVER TELL A LAWYER TO SUE YOU

[@thequitekid4432]

Hello here's some popcorn while you scroll through comments 🍿

[@litfuse293plus3]

1:58 edit: "i'm a power hungry know it all and my 5 minute google search that gave my computer a virus clearly states that i know more than you, professional lawyer."

[@michellestella7477]

Haven't missed a single one of your videos 🤍 absolutely love them

[@mandisaplaylist]

3:50 In the "out of court settlement negotiations" I would demand that the Karen is forced to pay said debt instead of whoever they were trying to collect from as a form of punitive penalty.

[@shamiksrimany2595]

His thumbnails are awesome

[@CaptainFordoArc77]

Simple yet cool!

[@debbiethomas2622]

approved abbreviations: who doesnt know what ASAP mean? mortgage issues: sounds like the housing b**l that happened in 2008.

[@chahay3072]

perfect timing i just got done finishing another rslash vid

[@Ash0Gothica]

As somebody who works for a mortgage company, there is no way she should have gotten a first letter that has anything to do with forclosing in ten days. That's insane!!!

[@MandieLynneReview]

Another early post?! Is this Christmas?! Yay!

[@olstar18]

Should have counter sue them on the mortgage case. Intentionally refusing to accept payments like that can not in any way shape or form be legal.

[@DewCrewGamingYT]

I wanna know, which subreddit that RSlash has done is your favorite ever since you subbed to him? Mine is Prorevenge, Nuclearrevenge, Entitled Parents, & Malicious Compliance.

[@4x5au]

Mine too! :D

[@carsonmcnab8814]

Treelaw

[@Darthlucy1]

Malicious Compliance, AITA, Ask Reddit, Murdered By Words, Prorevenge, Nuclearrevenge, and TIFU are mine.

[@SerithFc]

Same but add in aita and petty revenge

[@RedwoodTheElf]

Never, ever tell a lawyer to sue you.

[@bluesword6127]

Lol I watch your videos everyday I never miss a video

[@towhomitrayconcern6512]

As a prior Corpsman I love this story of pettiness. It's how we are especially to some boot nurse.

[@MY-KEL]

Spicy Nuggets

[@jefffoo6891]

Your burning my mouth

[@evelynwhite6680]

I agree

[@aaroncousins4750]

First lets goo

[@dylankia2143]

You are first Congrats

[@mrdoggo7810]

*eats*

[@TheAngelChaz]

Oh my god credit controllers are really that incompetent... the amount of time ive had to yell at them at work and in personal life i know how tuna tofu feels

[@shalawhassan8595]

Hi, how's everyone's day? I hope you all have a nice day

[@fallendeus]

That lawyer should have agreed to drop the lawsuit on the condition that the employee was fired and not rehired or even just blacklisted from all collection agencies.

[@Im_Arty]

Day six of trying to convince Rslash to wish me a Happy Birthday (April 11th)

[@thekittenlordstreaming8960]

Happy early birthday 🥳

[@mlkp88]

Should have made the manager who told the lawyer to sue them have to apologize in person... 😀

[@paigenelson7351]

Wow I’m early!! Having a better day now with Rslash

[@uthmanbaksh3530]

Don't threaten a lawyer to sue you, because they will!

[@kevinmartin7760]

The lawyer should have sent his bill to the ambulance company, after all *they* hired him to sue them!

[@daid1207]

early vid pog

[@jackgeary6928]

“His life was so boring he came into work two hours early.” That is certainly a statement from a person from a younger generation than me not understanding that in the “old” days the job market was much much worse than anything seen in last 25 years. There is also a lot of bad lawyers who threaten to sue over everything and never follow up too.

[@destinedtogame]

The job market in 07-10 was the worst I've ever experienced

[@LeafyLeafbloom]

"There's the book way of doing things and there's the effective way of doing things." Chaotic. Good. In. A. Nutshell.

[@roxcyn]

The second to last story - it was her fault. The OP said they told her they don't accept payments no more than $340 or your full payment. You should have already knew they would be trouble as what company does that? SMH. That is a nightmare situation.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

it’s bullshit of the highest caliber. it’s a contract that he signed, he’s claiming that they tried to illegally alter his contract under penalty of foreclosure without any appeal and then reveals that he could just transfer it to another bank easily? then why didn’t he do that in the first place? and the whole threatening to foreclose quickly is total garbage, it take multiple months of no payments to go before a judge to foreclose. the whole refusing half payments is laughable as the money would be declined or held in escrow, they purposely held his moneys illegally and then threatened him? they wouldn’t do that, the money is automated so would automatically be deducted from his debt

[@WexMajor82]

Oooooh! How much I DESPISE nurses on power trips. Well done MC!

[@rattywoof5259]

What kind of uncivilised country allows charging for ambulances?

[@kayhaven4710]

American

[@weldabar]

The approved abbreviation story was hilarious.

[@vallihuldununtamed7669]

The lawyer REALLY, shouldn't have settled. After all, the lady said she would see him in court.

[@Marstic666]

As someone who works in debt dispute, the first story made my skin crawl. One of my duties is deleting accounts if we accidentally reached out after a cease and desist. We have automated systems to try and stop this because "holy lawsuits Batman"

[@BasilSoFresh]

Been watching rslash since the pandemic started. I don't officially start my day till I drink coffee, read e-mails, and listen to Rslash.

[@Wow-cr2ll]

Suppose even a broken clock is right twice a day. Way to go Texas!

[@tysonyawger6531]

I really hope that lawyer friend got the company to actually pay something. Words are useless to a company, it only EVER bothers them if you hit them in the moneybags.

[@shyrastacy3127]

Holy freaking wack! The same exact thing happened with my old mortgage company. Only I had no way to prove anything and after they foreclosed without notice and sold my property while I was still living there to a shell holding Corp owned by themselves, they evicted us, tried to steal our other properties and force us off our other home property... They took our money, home, ruined our credit, and blamed us. All I can think with the rude agents and everything being the same, Must be VANDERBILT mortgage company.

[@patrickurquidez4693]

I have a similar story with the bank that had my car loan with. When I purchased it, I opted to buy the accidental disability insurance. Well, three years later, I was involved in an accident in a company vehicle that left me 100 % disabled. So the insurance contacted the bank, informed them they would be assuming the rest of the loan until paid off. All I had to do was to send a monthly copy from my doctors to the bank so they’d get the insurance payment. Well, on 3 different occasions, some flunky at the bank misfiled/lost the note. However, instead of contacting me, they repossessed my car. The last time they damaged it, so I sued! The bank gave the excuse that it’s my problem for their incompetence, and since they own the loan, I can’t sue them unless the loan is paid in full! They lost, they had to repair my car, then had to refund me every payment they received from the insurance company, over half the value of my $30,000 car. I drove that car until 2021 when the motor and transmission died. I miss that car, not the bank though. That’s why I pay cash when I get a new car.

[@alexwood2156]

As a young Architect I strongly agree with the OP in the last story.

[@brightwriter]

8:18 ASAP is a known abbreviation for Alcohol Safety Action Program. Any criminal lawyer will corroborate that fact. Putting that abbreviation in a medical record when the patient is not an unrepentant alcoholic is a bad idea, but still....

[@aonrarsdani1436]

Gotta say: that is the first time I've EVER heard that abbreviation instead of "as soon as possible"

[@brightwriter]

@@aonrarsdani1436 Your background differs from mine. Years of doing disability exams and working in a prison and later going to jail myself as an inmate have given me an unusual perspective.

[@jbennett3067]

That story about the mortgage company triggered flashbacks from when I had similar problems with our doctor's clinic. We love our doctor, but the billing dept is a nightmare. They'd list the same appts on multiple bills because they weren't applying payments to those appts. Instead, they'd just randomly assign the funds to any appts in the system, regardless of whether or not they'd officially billed us for those appts yet. It left our records an absolute mess because (due to differing costs of certain appts) some would get paid in full while others only got partially paid. We tried writing appt dates on the checks, but they'd ignore them. My husband finally resorted to writing individual checks for each and every appt on the bill. They tried to tell him that wouldn't be necessary, but after countless phone calls and two in-person mtgs that I only got because I "stormed the castle", he wasn't budging. We haven't had any issues since, but I'd like to think that the woman who processes those checks (whom I've had the dubious pleasure of meeting) thinks of us every time she has to process each individual check.

[@NicoleChorney]

Whenever I read/listen to these stories I think of the alien spaceship from Flight of the Navigator being a smartass and telling the main character "Compliance"

[@yvonnerussman6476]

I cannot believe that mortgage company! Was it freaking Acme Mortgage? Outrageous!

[@fikdufriktheegghead3755]

Bob is not a tool, he is a fool... Lol

[@morgandouglas6014]

The Karen in the first story was so mean! I was really hoping for her to be fired in the end.