=====[ENGLISH TRANSLATION]===== Hi, so I haven't seen anyone translate this episode yet in the comments so I thought I'd take a shot at it for at least until a more experienced translator shows up :P 0:00 Alright everyone, we've made mid-way into the quiz segment! Let's all do our best! 0:06 Here’s our next question: [How do you read these kanji?] 0:11 Let’s hear your answers! This is first come first served, so whoever presses their button first will get a chance to answer! 0:17 Hmm let’s see, who here is gonna solve the question first??? 0:23 Oho! It looks like the cat in the middle pressed their button first! 0:27 Please come up hear and quiiieeetly share the correct answer into my ear. 0:34 WHAAAATTT???!!! 0:38 Tsudanuma 0:40 Tsudanuma 0:42 [THAT IS CORRECT!] 0:46 Created by: からめる (Karameru) 0:53 Theme song: “The Matatabi Noise Song” Singer: からめる (Karameru) Lyrics by: からめる (Karameru) Written by: からめる (Karameru) Arranged by: からめる (Karameru) 1:08 Episode 14. “Life is Prison” 1:12 For the crime of posting a lowered resolution version of an image you found online and claiming it as pixel art you drew yourself, I sentence the accused to 250 years in prison! 1:23 KYAAAAAA 1:26 **Prison** 1:30 Huh, so this is prison. 1:33 First we’ll have to give you a search. Just in case you’re carrying anything you’re not supposed to, we’re going to use metal detecting. 1:40 Wait by metal detecting you meant dowsing? 1:44 Hmmm…. Hmm… I don’t really know how this works so we’re gonna send you through this modern metal detector. 1:51 Why didn’t you just use that one first?? 1:55 Huh, it’s just like an airport metal detector. 2:01 What?? 2:02 HEY YOU! YOU WERE HIDING METAL WEREN’T YOU!? DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POLICE!!! 2:06 I wasn’t carrying anything! 2:11 Please have a look over here. It seems that his metallic handcuffs flagged the machine. 2:14 It was the handcuffs?? 2:15 Well since we found metal on you, that adds 50 years to your sentence. 2:19 Wait wait, but I don’t own these handcuffs! Could I take them off and go through one more time? 2:23 Oh well, what can ya do. Only one more though, okay? 2:30 What?? 2:31 HEY YOU! YOU WERE HIDING METAL WEREN’T YOU!? DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POLICE!!! 2:34 I wasn’t carrying anything! 2:39 Please have a look over here. It looks like the metal used to make the metal detector got detected. 2:43 What the hell kind of design is that?! 2:44 Well since we found metal on you, that adds 50 years to your sentence. 2:47 Wait wait, could you try changing the settings so the detector doesn’t detect its own metal and send me through again? 2:52 Oh well, what can ya do. Only one more though, okay? 2:59 What?? 3:00 HEY YOU! YOU WERE HIDING METAL WEREN’T YOU!? DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POLICE!!! 3:03 I wasn’t carrying anything! 3:07 Please have a look over here. It looks like an iron mouse got caught up in the machine. 3:10 An iron mouse..? 3:11 Oh well, what can ya do. You can go. 3:24 [Pasta] 3:45 Starting today, your going straight to the pig pen. 3:48 Finally I’m getting to my cell. 3:50 Okay, we’re here at the pig pen. 3:53 What?? By pig pen you meant a pig themed jail cell? 3:57 That’s right. 3:57 hm, okay. 3:58 Alright then, make sure you atone for your sins. 4:03 Are you the new guy? 4:04 Woahh you surprised me! 4:06 It’s good to meet you. 4:07 I didn’t realize this was a shared room. 4:09 So sonny, what did you do to get thrown in here? 4:11 Ahh well y’know it was pixel art stuff. 4:14 Ohh yeah everyone goes down that path don’t they. 80% of the inmates here are in for pixel art related crimes. 4:21 Really? By the way, what are you in for? 4:25 Well… that was a story from 10 years ago 4:46 Wait, what? 4:47 Hey all of you, it’s exercise time! 4:49 Yes sir! 4:50 oh, uh yes sir! Huh, it looks like we’re getting some exercise. 4:53 Music, start! 4:56 Alright, the pig pen exercise program is about to begin! Let’s see some big energy from everyone between the classifications office and the death row inmates! 5:03 Let’s start with bridging! One, two, three, four… 5:08 HEY YOU GOTTA START WITH BRIDGING! 5:11 Why does this song start with a bridge?? 5:13 Let’s start over again! 5:16 Alright, it’s the pig pen exercise program! Is everyone ready? If you can’t do this, there’s no way you’ll be able to reintegrate into society as a functional individual! 5:23 Next: While holding your right arm way high up, grab onto your left wrist. Hold that position and turn your body to be facing backwards, but then do a stretch and rotate sideway, and then a backwards somersault into a forward somersault then do a big jump but then spin around and widen your shoulders and while doing that, stretch out your Achilles tendon, but actually just forget everything I said just now and just do some stretches! One, two, three, four… 5:45 HEY! YOUR MESSING UP THE CHOREOGRAPHY! 5:48 How am I supposed to get any of this right?? 6:07 Here’s a zoomed in image of some of object. Can you guess what it is? 6:24 [Goggles that are bad for your eyes] 6:46 Alright, it’s time for you guys to be put to work. Oh, you’re still new here aren’t you. Well then I guess I’ll have you go make a perpetual motion machine. 6:54 A perpetual motion machine?? Aren’t those physically impossible to build??? I can’t do that! 7:00 Oh well, I guess it can’t be helped. Well then I guess you can just make a smartphone then. 7:03 Can a single person even build a smartphone?? 7:06 Don’t worry, don’t worry, we have a forge ready to use over here. 7:09 We aren’t building a sword, filling a mold with molten metal isn’t gonna make a smartphone. 7:13 If there’s a will, there’s a way! 7:14 That jerk… 7:16 It’s meal time! 7:17 You’re a really busy guy aren’t you. 7:18 Today you’re having omuraisu (Note: like an omelet fill with rice and some ketchup, it’s pretty good) 7:20 Dang I’m getting some nice food for someone who committed a crime. Mmmm food paid by taxpayers really does taste better. 7:27 Eureka!!! 7:28 Oh, what’s up? 7:29 Have you… thought about escaping? 7:32 What? Well, I mean I don’t really wanna spend the next 250 years stuck in a pig themed jail cell. Oh, did you come up with a good idea to escape? 7:42 I watched this movie a while back and there was this prison break scene where they used a spoon to escape. 7:47 Oh do you mean like gradually digging through a wall over time? 7:52 Nope. 7:57 Hey… Wanna bite? Say aaaah! 8:06 NOW’S MY CHAAAANCE! RUN RUN RUN RUN GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!! 8:11 What kind of movie were you watching..? Anyway, instead of that, let’s try to dig through a wall or the floor with our spoons. 8:17 THAT’S ITTT!!! So if that’s our plan, let’s start digging! 8:35 Yeah, I don’t know, I think our spoons are too small for this. This is gonna take way too long. It’d be great if we had a bigger spoon. 8:42 :O then I have a great idea! 8:43 Woahh, what is it? 8:45 Just watch… 8:47 What happened?! 8:48 Oh sorry, I just dropped my spoon, could I get another one? 8:52 Ah well, I guess it can’t be helped. 8:54 What happened?! 8:55 Hey sorry, I dropped my spoon again, could I get another? 8:58 Ah well, I guess it can’t be helped. 9:01 What happened?! 9:02 Hey sorry, I dropped my spoon again, could I get another? 9:04 Ah well, I guess it can’t be helped. 9:06 Okay, with this we should be good. 9:08 What are you gonna do with all of these? 9:10 You see the smartphone forge over there? 9:13 Ohhh I get it, we’re gonna melt these down to make something, right? 9:21 It’s ready!!! 9:23 You look just like desert demon. But wow this is amazing, with a spoon that big, we should be able to dig out of here in no time! 9:31 Hey… wanna bite? 9:37 NOW’S OUR CHAAAANCE!!! RUN RUN RUN RUN GO GO GO GO GO GO 9:41 SO THIS IS HOW YOU PLANNED ON ESCAPING?? 9:45 We’ve almost made it to the outside world! 9:49 Oh, that’s right. This world is a burrow made by moles. THE END Credits: Quiz Runner: からめる (Karameru) Quiz Announcer: ぐるん (Gurun) Jailer #1: からめる (Karameru) Jailer #2: からめる (Karameru) Jailer #3: からめる (Karameru) Fake pixel artist: ぐるん (Gurun) Judge: からめる (Karameru) Narration: からめる (Karameru) Editors: からめる (Karameru) ぐるん (Gurun) Video: からめる (Karameru) Music: からめる (Karameru) Camera Work: からめる (Karameru) End Card: 津島ソラさん (Sora Tsushima) Product: マタタビムービーラボ (Matatabi Movie Labo)
@whatsagoodusername1364 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the translation!
@DiabolicalSituation Жыл бұрын
Even with the translation I still don't know what is happening