Hello, I am your friendly Karameru English Translator. The title says: MATATABI MOVIE LABO [Episode 6] That spinning Red/White/Blue Store The description says: My grandma told me something about using crab claws as scissors Person who made it: Karameru Person who helped: Gurun Person who made the endcard: Izumi 0:00 IT'S TIME FOR DRILLS! HAVE YOU ALL BROUGHT YOUR DRILLS!? 0:05 AAAAAAAAAA 0:08 MATATABI MOVIE LABO is now beginniIInnnNNNnnnnnNNNNNnnnnnNNNNNnnnNNNNN [Theme song] AAAAHHHHH If you're feeling hungry Why don't you take a swig of the air I could give gold to a cat and pearls to a pig I'm giving it all away AAAAHHHHH Anything thats fun out there I'll forget about it and ruin it in the MATATABI MOVIE I could be doing rock paper scissors with a crab or a footrace with a snail Whether its fact or fiction I don't care So let's get started now Jajajaja 0:49 Hair Salon 0:51 BAAAOHN 0:53 (chuckles) Welcome! Snip snip snip snip... 0:58 Wait what, You were trimming your bonsai? I thought you were cutting hair! 1:03 Yep! 1:04 What's with that!? 1:05 Oh, it's just a hobby. Sorry for confusing you. 1:09 I've recieved this reward points card and I was hoping to use it here. 1:13 Ahh, a reward points card! That'll do!.... wait. What point card is this exactly? 1:18 It says I get half of a bowl for free once I accumulate 5 points. 1:21 That card's for a Ramen store!! It's not like you can use the same reward points card for everything! 1:25 Yeah, that makes sense. Not like I can get ramen from a Hair Salon... 1:28 Of course not. Now what can I do for you today at this _Hair Salon?_ 1:38 A haircut will really do it. My hair has gotten extremely long... 1:40 Ah. Come follow me, I'll seat you in just a moment! 1:45 Here it is. (Sh-pop) 1:47 OH GOD! That's crazy long! How in the world are you keeping this maintained!? 1:51 This style runs in my family. It just grows straight up. 1:58 Well, that's a problem. First time I've seen anything like this. Now that I know what I have to deal with, how should I style your hair? 2:11 It's kind of hard to describe, so I brought this catalog so I can show you. 2:19 Splendid! It really helps to have a catalog... this is a grocery catalog. Do you have the right catalog? 2:26 Nope, that's the right one. 2:28 Really!? 2:30 If you look on that page... That's the style I want. 2:34 Uh, okay... Mango!? Is that the correct page? 2:41 I've already been rejected by several other hair salons, and I was hoping you'd do something. 2:47 You really want to have it styled this way!? I can't cut it around like this, looks like I'm gonna have to work from the ground up. 2:57 But this is the only place left... 3:04 Don't get emotional here. Of course no one will do your hair like that. 3:11 I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY YOU WANT! PLEASE SAVE ME! 3:15 Calm down, you ain't gonna die. I'm sick of this. 3:28 Cup Yakisoba 3:30 Cup Yakisoba 3:31 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 3:52 AAAAAAH 3:55 | Hamburg Steak | Curry | Pizza | Ramen | Scrubbing Brush | 3:59 Rotating Sushi (Technically this translates to "Conveyor belt sushi, but you'll see why I translated it this way.) 4:02 Rotating Sushi 4:03 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 4:27 I'm not exactly sure if I can turn your hair into a mango, but I'll try my best to do something similar. 4:39 Again with the bonsai! 4:43 Ahh sorry, I just get really worried about it. I was partway through trimming this when you stepped in. Well, here I go. 4:54 YOU'RE REALLY JUST GOING TO USE THE SAME SCISSORS YOU USED TO CUT YOUR BONSAI!? THAT'S NASTY! 4:59 No, don't worry. The blades are multi-purpose. Let me get to cutting... 5:09 Ahh, feels good feels good FEELS GOOD FEELS GOOD FEELS GOOD 5:14 Woah woah, can you be a little quieter? I know it feels good, but please... 5:19 feels good feels good feels good 5:21 Lowering your voice isn't helping anything. 5:25 feels good feels good feels good 5:29 Look, that's not what I meant by quiet. 5:30 I'm so sorry. 5:35 Oh yeah, since there's so much up there, why don't you cut from the bottom? 5:49 Got it, I'll take care of that. HYAAAAAAA 5:53 WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH A FREAKING KATANA!?!?!?! 6:48 Wow, now I feel so much lighter. 6:51 I'm gonna finish it off with the scissors here. Snip snip snip snip... 7:00 I'm done now. What do you think? 7:03 WOAH! THAT'S REALLY MANGO! 7:09 So that's good? 7:10 That's AMAZING! You somehow even made the mango orange! 7:17 Glad I did good! 7:20 It really does look like there is a mango on top of my head. (Thanks eachother for 10 seconds straight) 7:33 Theres some tiny hairs left so I'm going to have to suck it up. INHALES INHALES 7:39 With your mouth!? Really!? Are you secretly Kirby!? I thought you'd use a vaccum. 7:47 I can get the tiny little pieces better with my mouth. INHALES INHALES 7:57 Now let me finish off this expirience with a nice round of shampoo. 8:03 Lay down here please. 8:08 BBBBBBUBURBURUUBURBUR 8:09 No, not like that! The other way! You sounded like you're about to drown! 8:16 Yeah, I thought I was suffocating. 8:19 Yes, the other way. If you stayed like that, you would have died. Sorry. Now I better get to washing. 8:31 feels good feels good feels good 8:33 Is that something you just say automatically? Please be quiet! 8:42 BEYYAH 8:44 Oh, you scared me! Well, that's it for the shampoo. Ill dry off your hair next. HUFFFF PUFFFF 9:02 Wow, you're puffing like you weren't able to blow out all of the candles on your birthday cake! 9:08 I just have a very talented mouth. 9:10 Talented mouth? Please stop... 9:17 Oh my god, it's actually dry! 9:20 Well, that's all I can do for today. How does it feel 9:24 My mango feels wonderful. 9:27 Now, here's a reward points card that you can use next time you come here. 9:33 What do I get when I gain 5 points? 9:36 You get half of a bowl of ramen. 9:37 ALL THIS TIME YOU HAD RAMEN!? (Outtro song) Even that one moment in your dreams There will be an end to it someday But you see I wished I will be able to see them again And so I softly waved to the setting sun Even though I said some very good things to them I am now at my limits 10:08 MATATABI QUIZ!!! In this section of the show, you'll be answering a QUIZ! 10:15 QUIZ 10:16 Which is stronger? The scissors or the razor! Click to vote! Also subscribe! Comment posted 1 Hour after upload. Account run by ItsDaDoc
@KarameruEnglishTranslator4 жыл бұрын
Time taken to translate: 1 Hour and 53 Minutes Finally, I translated a 10 minute video in under 2 hours for the first time lol
@sapphire30844 жыл бұрын
@@KarameruEnglishTranslator お疲れ様!
@thepurpleones4 жыл бұрын
oh my god thank you
@我想想-e5d4 жыл бұрын
@@KarameruEnglishTranslator That is very fast!
@peika83244 жыл бұрын
Your real good son, maybe even the best
@hatena-coffee4 жыл бұрын
赤、白、青くるくる屋さんって それ床屋やんけ
@-greenbeans-4 жыл бұрын
💈
@パプリカ2世4 жыл бұрын
なるほどやっと理解したわww
@男梅クソザコ4 жыл бұрын
あのくるくる最近みないね
@hatena-coffee4 жыл бұрын
@@男梅クソザコ 確かに
@aiu54884 жыл бұрын
💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈
@cross39744 жыл бұрын
5:10キモチキモチキモチ… 可愛いw
@As-sv7pl4 жыл бұрын
Asriel あっ、久しぶりFrisk!!
@ibkswd66824 жыл бұрын
何できもてかいた
@namakubi69863 жыл бұрын
わかる
@potalo_dx3zt2wx7m3 жыл бұрын
キムチキムチキムチイってなってる
@user-Givt4 жыл бұрын
4:03 この一ヶ月で一番笑ったわ
@星澪-j1z4 жыл бұрын
からめるさんのことだから、ドリルと言ってもあっちの方だろうなと思ったら正解だった。
@ほっぺぱん-w6z4 жыл бұрын
7:04 ごめんなさい。メロンパンかと一瞬思いました笑
@itumono_ojisan4 жыл бұрын
赤白青くるくる 床屋さんのお店の奴だったのか…
@未来-k1s4 жыл бұрын
バーバーポールというそうですよ
@ミスター184 жыл бұрын
普通店の中には置かないよね、あのクルクルw
@SphereBoxCube4 жыл бұрын
I liked how in the main skit they both took turns being tsukkomi and boke. 床屋シーンには二人がツッコミとボケの役割をローテーションすることって面白かったね
@森橙生3 жыл бұрын
めちゃくちゃ最初の曲好きw
@壁風4 жыл бұрын
オープニングの「あぁ〜、お腹すいたなら空気をガブ飲み〜」ってセンスあるよな
@Looks_and_Brook4 жыл бұрын
わかりみがチャレンジャー海淵
@chu0bby4 жыл бұрын
しょっぱなからドリルの展開分かってた人は洗脳済みだなぁって思った
@ロロロロマネスク4 жыл бұрын
3:33 『割賦創素焼蕎麦図』 (著:令和二年[西暦二◯二◯年]) (作:からめる)
@榊田悠大-n7u4 жыл бұрын
天皇陛下長生きすぎん?
@動画投稿をしていたおすしさん4 жыл бұрын
令和2020年も続くのか
@ByackopaShiyu4 жыл бұрын
二○二○がニコニコのコを隠してんのかと数秒後に思った
@動画投稿をしていたおすしさん4 жыл бұрын
金熊鬼狐炉 / こーちゃん【サブ】 後!?
@よも-i7q4 жыл бұрын
え、令和2年で西暦が2020でしょ? 今2020年だからあってるのでは?(マジレス失礼)
@サラダトマト-g1h4 жыл бұрын
からめるさんもぐるんさんもナチュラルにボケツッコミ両方こなせるのつよい。
@miiii_08214 жыл бұрын
ア゙ア゙ア゙ア゙ア゙待ってた待ってたありがとうございます
@アンズ-j7b4 жыл бұрын
からめる猫の髪型に目が行き過ぎて誰も7:39のぐるん猫の胴体と足の伸びに突っ込まない
@gmcannon32454 жыл бұрын
0:04 これは予想できた 毒されてきたな
@FoxMarcello3 жыл бұрын
I love how they do nothing to hide how much they’re laughing
"So why do you wanna learn Japanese? " Me: "Oh well, this this guy on KZbin, and I really love his content...but its all Japanese. Some English but there's this series he made and its looks really funny but they speak Japanese. BUT if I learn, I get to understand it easily and don't have to read the subtitles that a person translates in the comments. I mean, I do admire their work but it is tiring of reading. So, that's why." "Wow. But is that the only reason?" Me: "Hmm. Oh! I really want to vist Japan, so if I learn the language, I can ask for directions just in case!" "Good reason, but let me guess. You want to show off aswell? " Me: "...yep :|" "Knew it"
1:46 大 噴 火 3:40 A c q u i r e 4:04 4:12 M O D E L D D 5 i n i t i a t i o n H A D E S 5:09 5:19 5:23 6:55 8:30 ゴムゴムの実 5:50 犬 夜 叉 土 豪 剣 激 土 一 刀 両 断 6:20 賢者の樹の実 7:37 8:56 9:05 9:09 ね ば ~ る 君
@雨と珈琲4 жыл бұрын
まわる…寿司屋…クレヨンしんちゃん… 大回転マダム…うっ頭が…
@Iwanted-tobe-prin4 жыл бұрын
懐かし……私のトラウマ いやぁぁぁぁぁあぁあああああああぁあああああああああああああああああああ
@cocoAlpha_4 жыл бұрын
俺もうどんな展開か知ってるから。 カオス
@自称どこにでもいるタマゴバッグ4 жыл бұрын
うどんな展開…おいしそう
@papipir83294 жыл бұрын
うどん?
@七色美空4 жыл бұрын
ちゃんぽんみたい
@Laba.labamalam3 жыл бұрын
ビデオはとても面白くてかわいいです、このビデオを作ってくれてありがとう
@らに-c2r4 жыл бұрын
7:56 「気持ちよくなっちゃったw」 でハモったのめっちゃ笑ったww
@KohaYouTube4 жыл бұрын
私はマタタビムビーラボを楽しにしてます 日本から応援してます(google翻訳を使用)
@-greenbeans-4 жыл бұрын
本から?((
@orangecloth84044 жыл бұрын
在日日本人で草
@ガリガリのマッチョ-e2c4 жыл бұрын
0:10なるほどw てか可愛い
@ZironOfTime4 жыл бұрын
I can barely understand anything but seeing Karameru make the door ping sound made me laugh more than I should have