r/Niceguys VS r/Nicegirls "I've ONLY Killed 8 Women!"

[@rSlash]

I've ONLY killed 8 women, so really I'm a nice guy. How about we go for a romantic walk through the woods tonight 😉

[@kdc351]

rSlash Pig

[@still444]

I like u rslash Ur normal voice is calming, your niceguy or Karen voice is UNBEARABLE

[@finalboss6973]

I've only bombed 100 planets. What's the problem that's so less.

[@jamiedajamvlogs6796]

Your voice is actually silky smooth my guy these videos are a absolutely amazing so you should keep at it

[@XanderIanson]

And you kill me no I will do it my self

[@carloshirujo4009]

nice guys: more creepy than crazy nice girls: more crazy than creepy

[@KnittingGirl28]

So true

[@lyndonnorton8330]

Yes I think that’s a fair assessment

[@k3kmeister]

And both equally as pathetic

[@KnittingGirl28]

@@k3kmeister so true, and sad. I almost feel bad for them(sniffle) 😢

[@fate_clotho9596]

@Carlos Hirujo You win! 😂 I totally agree!

[@Silver-Kaitou]

“Nice guys vs Nice girls. Who is creepier?” The answer is yes.

[@13bgunbunny42]

Indeed!

[@tylerprince6371]

The answer is Nice Guys. The Nice Girls are just crazy

[@AuntLoopy123]

There's a school of philosophy that says you should try to zen out and figure out life, the universe and everything by asking really odd questions that have no real answer, like "What is the sound of one hand clapping," or "What is the difference between a duck?" I think this question falls nicely into that category.

[@goldenfennekin]

Yes

[@plague6566]

Me while calling 911:Yea exactly

[@njabatsis]

I actually met a "nice guy" at the courthouse while GETTING married to my husband. He asked me out because I looked so nice and I told him I was getting married so I wasn't available. He said I could go out with him AFTER. WTF?!?

[@faithhill5886]

What on earth is wrong with that man?! Oh wait, I know; he's a "nice guy".

[@greywalker505]

“Hmm, I wanna ask her out, but how do I do it? Wait, I know! I’ll ask her to go out with me after her wedding! I’m such a nice guy, there’s no way this’ll work against me.”

[@mememan3447]

I wouldn’t call him a nice guy, I’d just call him a moron. Nice Guys are guys who become major assholes when they get rejected. This guy just sounds like a straight up dumbass

[@Waterlemon...]

@@faithhill5886 I think we all know, because she said he was a nice guy in the first 6 words if you didn't notice

[@faithhill5886]

@@Waterlemon... Yeah I noticed. It was a rhetorical question.

[@potaterjim]

"I only cheated on you because you were talking to other girls!" "The reason I was talking to her at all was to spend time with you" "Well you just have an excuse for everything don't you?" Hypocrisy 100

[@snatchadams69]

Calls herself a decent person

[@ahstiasummers5583]

You just went through the circular logic of a nicegirl (and niceguys)

[@HarlanHughes]

"I'm not a serial killer, I only killed 8 women." Isn't the minimum required kills to label a murderer as a serial killer 3?

[@WombatDave]

It technically depends on the amount of time between murders. Mass murder happens all at once. Spree killings happen rapidly at multiple locations, and serial killers have a 'cooling off' period in between their crimes. I have no idea why I know this, or where I learned it.

[@171RAVEN]

@@WombatDave you probably learned that the same place I did, criminal minds

[@Buddhistsocialist]

BlackIC mindhunter

[@totalhufflepuff203]

I learned that from Dexter.

[@mattsmith3949]

You have to be eating frosted flakes at the time of the killing to be called a ceral killer

[@soopakoopa6461]

"All humans are mammals!" I mean, if you ask some people, half of us are secretly reptiles.

[@sitarsenshi8512]

If you ask the ENLIGHTENED

[@ri1681]

Well that’s probably why some are cold hearted I mean-

[@plague6566]

They got him before OP could do it

[@lmaChroma]

Removes trench coat to reveal a swarming mass of geckos You wanna buy some insurance?

[@_tking]

Only half? 😄 that adorable

[@eroraf8637]

rSlash: “Don’t judge the entire video by this one nutjob.” Also rSlash: _puts this one nutjob in the title and thumbnail_

[@Obooyer]

Eroraf86 and the pinned comment

[@apricotluma]

@@Obooyer and the description

[@Obooyer]

Apricotluma it's everywhere

[@lets_rock_and_ride5943]

You kinda can do that in R/nice guys section they're all pretty much rapist stalker types and the girls are psycho like boiling your pets on the stove or cutting your Johnson off or that Cathy Bates thing with sledge hammer leg breaking

[@ohioh8948]

Eroraf86 i was the thousandth like lads 😳👊🏼👊🏼

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

"You don't know how good you've got it until it's gone." Technically true. He learned it got even better after ditching a possessive type.

[@AuntLoopy123]

The funniest part of this is that SHE dumped HIM. She saw him talking to a co-worker, trying to arrange a shift-swap so that he could spend more time with her, and she got jealous, so first she cheated on him, and when he responded negatively to that, she dumped him, waited a few days, and then contacted him again FOR THIS. Whenever I'm lonely or sad to be single, I look at stuff like this, and cheer right up!

[@BloodwolfTico]

@@AuntLoopy123 yeah sounds like a real fked up guilt trip... so ironic, red flags everywhere!

[@acesarch2212]

Rslash saying "if I ever have a daughter" has aged so incredibly well!

[@sourapplerings]

i was literally JUST about to comment on that! so happy for him

[@bwpersona6718]

If there's a good thing about all tnese subreddits, it's all the parenting advice he gets from what NOT to do and what red flags to look out for :)

[@SilenceSuzuka.]

THAT'S TRUE, oh Lord

[@nickit7655]

That’s what I was thinking too!

[@Here4TheQueers]

I was just abt to say that!! 💗💗✨

[@Dr_Kyutoko]

Honestly, I grew up around so many "nice guys" that the "nice girls" are just creepier to me... cuz I've NEVER met one... yet

[@tsfbaf303]

I also think the nice girls are more dangerous if they decide to ruin someone’s life for no reason while anyone would believe someone being threatened by an universally accepted as creepy dude

[@knockoffgregory]

Nice guys just seem rude But nice girls seem like complete psychos

[@Dr_Kyutoko]

@@knockoffgregory naw, nice guys are definitely rude, not just seems like

[@chrispham6599]

@@knockoffgregory if there was a Venn Diagram that detailed the qualities of Nice Guys and Nice Girls, then the overlapping area would be HUGE

[@digimonalvatrax2738]

Suddenly I feel better for being a simp in early high school. But I was more about writing about crushes in dairies, but these people

[@maelavdrak]

I want someone to point out to one of these nice guys "Hey.. do you value loyalty in a relationship? _So why are you trying to get me to be disloyal._ "

[@star3catcherSEQUEL]

Nice guys: Naaaah u ain't gotta be wit him grrl Also nice guys: DEEZ BITCHES AINT LOYAL

[@ahstiasummers5583]

Niceguys: I want a girl who's loyal to me Also Niceguys: Cheat on your boyfriend, I'm so much better than him A general rule is that if a person cheats with you, it is highly likely that they'll cheat on you as well

[@Spagg0t]

no, you see, she'd never cheat on *him* , once she realized how much of an alpha high iq gentleman he is she would never leave his side, but loose dumb foids like her never give nice guys a chance

[@photofreak56]

How to friend you tried that once she ended up having to get a restraining order and change your phone number and also have campus security Walker to and from her car because he just did not seem to understand the word no. I think you finally understood once he got punched in the face by her boyfriend.

[@djnesado9822]

Guys: Creeps and pervs Girls: Hypocits and psychos

[@cosmiicconcepts]

This is so true, you should add nice in front of it just in case someone gets the wrong idea- 🤣🤣🤣

[@MeloraCarabas]

"Psycho" is not a gender or sex. So they're both equally extremely nope.

[@satan2872]

The girls are crazy and the guys are creepy

[@noon6064]

The Morningstar: Stupidity Vanquished! You're saying the guys aren't crazy? They're rude and fcking insane, not just creepy. And the girls are a little creepy too

[@noon6064]

Naruto Gaming and music I'm not attacking the person I'm replying to, I'm attacking nice guys and nicegirls

[@satan2872]

@@noon6064 I know it is just the majority. Guys can be freaking crazy and Girls can be freaking creepy.

[@tiredalex5693]

Not a race, ethnisity or religious background either, psychos are their own unique breed

[@lauracatha3625]

When I was 21 I got pulled over. The cop said I looked way too young then he followed me to go pickup my husband. After he saw my husband get in the car he left. Creeped me out! If I looked to young, why did he follow me? This made me so uncomfortable when it was happening. I still wonder what would have happened if I went straight home..

[@photofreak56]

Oh my Lord honey that is so disturbing I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

[@monomakesmecrystill1252]

Something similar happened to me thank god I was close to home and my fiancée was home. Thank god we both for out safe some people are creepy af

[@calico5464]

"I've killed 8 women" *Aight, imma head out.*

[@drali-9015]

lσvε үσυяsεlғ lmao

[@shriekinggoblin3021]

Be sure to bring a shovel for self defense. It doubles for a second purpose of you have to use it.

[@DelightfullyGrace]

It’s only 8! Some people have killed more than that, you should be grateful _SMH_

[@knockoffgregory]

And I’ve killed 70 people Beat that

[@digimonalvatrax2738]

@@knockoffgregory I've killed everyone in this planet, beat that.

[@chrispham6599]

"I'm not weird, I just went through the effort of stealing your personal information off of your friends laptop" YES! TOTALLY NOT CREEPY!

[@cl8wnm5n]

Yup 🫥

[@JustAnotherBuckyLover]

The moment a man refers to all women as "females" you know you've got a Nice Guy (tm)...

[@KnittingGirl28]

If I run into one of those guys my best guy friend will snatch my phone so he can roast the mess outta him. Its what he lives for

[@JustAnotherBuckyLover]

@@KnittingGirl28 Ah I usually just let them hang themselves then report and block. Nice Guys, MRAs, MGTOWs, incels and RedPillers are just awful... and these Nice Girls are just as obnoxious. So much entitlement and hypocrisy. No, it's not your looks, height, nose, eye shape that makes people not want you... it's your shitty attitude. Also - Knitting rules. I was making a new beanie for my housemate while watching this.

[@KnittingGirl28]

@@JustAnotherBuckyLover haha hah, I know that but he's just a huge troll and loves a good laugh. PS. I love knitting too, its what starting crafting for me and now can do so much more cause my mom was eager for me to expand my knowledge in it. Right now I'm working on a faux fur ponch for her for Christmas.

[@JustAnotherBuckyLover]

@@KnittingGirl28 I tend to prefer trolling scammers - you know, the ones that call up and try to scam people who aren't very computer literate or pretend they're from your bank/credit card company? Yeah. Those ones. I hate them with a burning passion and while I can't stop them, if I can keep them busy for a few hours, then they're not scamming someone more vulnerable. I tried knitting first as a teenager - but I just couldn't figure it out, even though my aunt was showing me. Somehow I ended up knitting backward (literally from right to left instead of left to right - I blame being dyspraxic and left-handed LOL). KZbin videos were my saviour when I restarted a year or two ago. One day, I'll even try knitting a wearable sweater (and not just a sweater shaped toilet paper cover! LOL)

[@KnittingGirl28]

@@JustAnotherBuckyLover oh he loves trolling scammers too. My phone is set to tell me if there is a high possibly that the caller is a scam and he begs to let him pick up to troll. My mom didn't teach me anything other than a little crochet which was hell for me to learn at 9-11(I'm also a left handed and she could only show me right handed and said just kinda do it opposite of her). With knitting (loom) she bought a pack of yarn, four hat looms and said 'go for it'. I was sold on crafts that night. Same with knitting needles, and most everything else, if she didn't know it she'd let me figure it out on my own. And Im fine with it.

[@FaultyGear9]

General rule - when someone uses a phrase "I'm a nice guy/girl", it basically means they are not. They are just trying to convince themselves and the other people.

[@VVitchVVolf]

"If I ever had a daughter" RSLASH PREDICTED HIS OWN CHILD CONFIRMED

[@Irukshi-up3ou]

Boring.

[@diakor9991]

These stories need to be part of sex-ed, business 101, home-ec & PSAs Kids should know the dangers of crazy people

[@terracat2255]

In canada we talk about relationships like this and how to decline this shit because even though we don't have the best education we have a sensible one.

[@picklewart5382]

@@terracat2255 HA, is funny cause he no spell good.

[@terracat2255]

@@picklewart5382 is funny because phone keyboard sucks.

[@picklewart5382]

​@fandomtrash. exe Oh shut up ya sniveling ass x'D I thought he was making a joke since he was talking about education and also spelt badly. So I thought he was implying Canadian education sucked. Think before you attempt white knighting next time neckbeard, otherwise you'll get bullied again. :0

[@lizgawin899]

@Alinka Golovach Yup. But everything has to be so 'politically correct' and 'toned down for younger children,' nowadays.

[@Paul180]

girls: *breathe* Niceguy: *FEMALES ARE SO WIIILD!*

[@cityfantv-everythingmancit2946]

Paul Engelen boy: *breathe* Nice girl: *stop ignoring me and give me attention!*

[@melkormorgothbauglir.4848]

@@cityfantv-everythingmancit2946 Man City vs Arsenal 2:0 Nice guys vs Nice Girls 2:2

[@digimonalvatrax2738]

Niceguy: Demands a date Same guy: FEMALES ARE SO WILD!! Other nice guys: let's f**k Same guys: You are all "h*es!"

[@Saikoes]

"Let me take you out one night" "Like, kill me or on a date?"

[@JNCressey]

Asdf movie flashbacks.

[@kizwil98]

....yes.

[@ShazadAli-xy4ib]

Why not both

[@damonsnow11]

“How about we play it by ear, and see how it goes...”

[@ohanameansfamily3434]

Surprise me

[@Jpaynesmith]

Well now rslash does have a daughter, only 10 more years till he fulfills his promise to show her r/niceguys!

[@entitledbobcat]

Listening to this knowing rSlash now has a daughter hits differently

[@Lawsonomy1]

"The fact you have a kid doesn't mean I can't take you on a date" sigh ... just once I want some to respond to the old "___ doesn't mean we can't date" with, "but it does mean I'm not interested". I'm sure it won't shut them up in one line but it does instantly defuse a lot of the lines these guys use to follow up.

[@JNCressey]

That profile avatar looks cool.

[@netherdominater9960]

"What does mammal sized self mean?" I think he misspelled 'mammoth'

[@seraka7386]

Right? Bats are mammals and so are elephants. Which one did he mean?

[@Modsu]

probably but i like to think he just outed himself as a reptilian

[@wonderorsupergirl]

@@Modsu I laughed out loud

[@GiordanDiodato]

I'll admit it: At one time, I was a "nice guy" thankfully, I've grown past it.

[@Dreigonix]

So glad to hear. The more of these guys who attain self-awareness and change their ways, the better the world will be.

[@GiordanDiodato]

​@@Dreigonix to be fair I was a bit spoiled so it makes sense I'd be a bit of a "nice guy" Till I got a kick in the nuts lol

[@greywalker505]

At least you admit it and have gotten better. Kudos for that.

[@DevilMayCry3162000]

I was once a “nice guy” myself though not overly creepy. The first girl I dated had essentially body shamed me for not being in shape like my younger brother. After that the next person I tried to date passed me over for a dude that had 4 kids that he didn’t take care of. It just destroyed my self confidence and put me in that mindset of women aren’t interested in a nice guy like me because of my weight. Thankfully with the help of my best friend I grew out of it. Good thing to because I could’ve ended up on this as well lol

[@ahstiasummers5583]

I was once a "nice girl" myself, though I've grown past that as well

[@Proserpira]

"Can you just lose my contact oh my god" "NO. LET'S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"

[@quasicreator2027]

*Let’s play 8-ball*

[@bizzybee_animations]

1:23 Hey rSlash don't forget to warn Lily about the creepers!

[@ronanmates7812]

At least THESE nice girls didn't LITERALLY track someone down to demand they go on a date with them. Needless to say my votes on r/niceguys.

[@GiordanDiodato]

true, but they're still entitled af. Which probably means if they ever get some guy's d*ck in them, they'll be perfect for r/entitledparents.

[@ronanmates7812]

@@GiordanDiodato omg is that what happens when a nice girl gets a child

[@GiordanDiodato]

@@ronanmates7812 pretty much

[@potaterjim]

I think the value of a competition like this isn't in who won first place, but that everyone did their best to do so.

[@runefish1043]

You should make a regular series like this called 'subreddit showdown'

[@KnittingGirl28]

YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

[@itz_koki]

Ooh that'd be really good!

[@BenSmith-vd2jf]

That isn't a bad idea at all, but don't limit it to just this subreddit, Try different combos.

[@primeemperor9196]

Is there a subreddit for good ideas? If so, somebody should put this on it.

[@itz_koki]

@@BenSmith-vd2jf it could r/entitled parents VS r/entitledpeople

[@Gilhelmi]

There is a reason "need to know" rules exist. That police officer who abused the database is a criminal.

[@gingersnap1996]

1:13 now he has a daughter 💝

[@dogf421]

i like the serial killer one: "by comparison with the couple dozen terrifying monsters scarier than me im a pretty nice guy"

[@photofreak56]

Why do I get the feeling that a lot of these guys have fantasies that are pretty much what that guy did the only difference is that they haven't acted on those impulses? Seriously a lot of these" nice guys " come off as members of some Jeffrey Dahmer worshipping cult

[@dogf421]

@@photofreak56 its extremely probable

[@stickiedmin6508]

"by comparison with the couple dozen terrifying monsters scarier than me im a pretty nice guy" Well, context *_is_* everything . . .

[@Ashurman666]

I have a feeling all these" nice girls" will end up being Karens

[@maxxumas0844]

I think that is the most correct thing I have heard today👍👍👍

[@JoyZoneYT]

They already are. ;)

[@D3niz3n]

Nice girls get knocked up or convince guys to stay with them and end up as karens

[@averagefanenjoyer8696]

theyre the larva form of karens

[@Drakenwild]

Just don't marry them and they will never have a chance to evolve into entitled parents!

[@averagepiano3763]

“I’ve only killed 8 women” Me: I have a baaad feeling about this

[@shriekinggoblin3021]

Don't worry. All you need is mace, a small tranquilizer gun, and a shovel. No blood and they'll suffocate once you have them buried alive. Any body of water could be used instead though if you don't have a shovel on you. Or once you tranquilize them you could call the police like any sane person would do. But if you're in their murder house and they have an ankle cuff, just chain them to the wall and leave them with a dull saw. Bonus points if it's rusty.

[@averagepiano3763]

Nah I’ll just stick to shooting them in the head when I get the chance.

[@flintmc9148]

Blast those clankas! (Sorry I’m a prequel memer)

[@averagepiano3763]

Me too lol

[@toluckyforyou4432]

The best reply is smile and say “ONLY 8 that’s rookie numbers”

[@jeffreyaguilar8028]

Thanos making a tinder account. I only destroyed half the universe, big deal not that many dead.

[@curiouswafi]

*confused dust noises*

[@chickenalpaca0332]

“Mammal sized self” I mean he’s technically not wrong

[@pentagonyx]

"How many people have you killed?" "I don't know, How many loaves of bread have you eaten within your lifetime?"

[@orphiuscarves4756]

ISTHATAMOTHAFLOOCKINGJOJOREFERENCE?

[@pentagonyx]

@@orphiuscarves4756 I don't know, How many hardcore bdsm loli hentais have you watched in your life?

[@orphiuscarves4756]

@@pentagonyx the amount of women I've slept with

[@lmaChroma]

@@orphiuscarves4756 none?

[@orphiuscarves4756]

@@lmaChroma :) :) :| :/ :'(

[@finalboss6973]

*I've only bombed 100 planets what's the problem that's so less.*

[@yeeyee5057]

*I've only shitted on my neighbour's dog what's the fucking problem.*

[@GamerGrovyle]

**I'm a single dad and I only erased HALF the universe so I'm really a nice guy**

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

I am a dictator and only committed genocide once, why does everyone hate me? I'm such a nice guy!

[@BenSmith-vd2jf]

Thanos? I found you!

[@WombatDave]

Only a hundred? The Emperor's Most Holy Inquisition congratulates you on the beginning of your career.

[@GeorginaD07]

I think that, even by removing the serial killer quote, these specific nice guys and their texts are more frightening than these nice girls. The nice girls are insecure, get offended in a nanosecond over literally *anything*, and can harm someone’s image or hurt them emotionally (1st case on vid), however, the nice guys say some really disturbing and vulgar things to the women, and probably did make the women who received their messages be really worried for their own safety, even for just a moment. Therefore, nice guys take the massive cake of creepiness in this case, leaving the nice girls with just three to four cupcakes of creepiness for now.

[@KnittingGirl28]

Yes yes yes, I definitely agree, the nice guys had my skin crawling, lol.

[@condorboss3339]

Agree. Any woman who got those messages should go straight to the cops. (Except for the one with the cop. She should go to the local TV station and ask to speak to a reporter.)

[@sparkybolt2085]

@@condorboss3339 Or a lawyer first. What the cop did couldn't be legal.

[@condorboss3339]

@@sparkybolt2085 You are right. She needs to lawyer up.

[@allyxx2128]

Also, many "nice guys" and incels have commited crimes against women who rejected them. Personally, I think they're both scary in their own ways.

[@TKUA11]

12:34 “did ur mother not hug you?” For a second there I thought she meant sex 🤣

[@Fr0zenEagle]

Nah, that's *passionate* hugging.

[@BenSmith-vd2jf]

@@Fr0zenEagle Heh that made my day.

[@iwsfg]

Same. After reading "sex" as a "passionate hugging" for so long I think RSlash has to start reading "hugging" as "hugging in a normal way" in order to not be misunderstood

[@handsomeguy2192]

bruh.. haha

[@gabeellsworth9027]

Got real back to the future there.

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

rSlash is so good at character voices that a studio should make a animated movie where he voices every character. It would gross over a billion dollars!

[@mayaanimay]

What happens when a r/nice girl meets a r/nice guy?

[@SMJ0fficial]

i was thinking that.. 🤔

[@knockoffgregory]

Chaos........ Absolute chaos

[@meplodi5748]

boy o boy we’re in for a longhaul

[@Name-wc2lk]

Either it's a murder suicide or they date and everything goes wells

[@mayaanimay]

@@Name-wc2lk kinda like finding themselves to be soul mates or the worse enemies in the whole world...

[@geeway5923]

the second chick: I too, am incredibly humble

[@LunaP1]

13:34 OP should’ve told her “I can afford dinner, I just can’t afford dating a gold digger like you.”

[@KnittingGirl28]

I would have said 'oh I can afford dinner for me, I don't know what your gonna do thou, hun.'

[@alotosius]

Cant we just set up the "nice girls" with the "nice guys" and then everyone can be happy? Well the reasonable people will be happy lol.

[@akl2k7]

Who knows, maybe the nice guys and nice girls will even kill each other without spawning

[@midknight3350]

@@akl2k7 the ideal scenario.

[@inferiorinferno8859]

@Samuel De Los Santos No, that would be cruel to Mars. It's a planet too.

[@curvingfyre6810]

@@inferiorinferno8859 It would be dangerous to us as well. Lets not forget that they're the ones always claiming to be SOOOO much more intelligent than the dumb jocks/bitches. What if some of them are right? They could come back, a legion of mildly intelligent and completely deranged martians with spacefaring technology and an appetite for conquering, so that we can ALL see how good we have it.

[@FlyMeUpSoHigh]

If only nice guys would go for nice girls and vice versa but they both go for "not interested"

[@Italktocarrots]

randomly watched this in 2022, just when rSlash says “if i ever have a daughter” my heart MELTED💖

[@ArcanineEspeon]

1:13 So, Dabney, regarding Lily... Should we hold you to this little idea of yours?

[@elykodik157]

“Hello, 911, Im talking to a goddamn psychopath”

[@oskasmith6349]

Seems like the guys were generally more stalkers/creeps and the girls where more just rude/bad mannered

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

You spelt psychotic/entitled wrong on the nice guys part, too. (Perfectionism is yelling at me: "spelled".)

[@MyTurtleApril]

"You are NOT allowed to have a crush on MY wife" - Sub Zero the Nice Guy "You are NOT allowed to have a crush on MY husband" - Frost the Nice Girl

[@kld6]

Damn I can actually picture this 😂

[@browndoor7283]

YES XD

[@scraw6389]

I love the way you don’t break character to read their spelling errors

[@doctorh31l]

16:30 op should have said "wow i was thinking on taking you to a fancy restuarant on the second date but seems like i dodged a bullet" :)

[@danielclark-hughes692]

That second to last girl was projecting hard. Definite daddy issues.

[@anelebirdie3435]

Ikr! Like, why would she want to commit to a lengthy first date with a guy she doesn't know in the first place? What if she doesn't like him? Getting coffee is a perfectly reasonable first date.

[@BudokaiTH]

"All humans are mammals" Explain Mark Zuckerberg then 😂

[@denisidk_2849]

Hes a lizard robot hes not a human

[@rigdig4374]

mark looks like a fucking A.I

[@LadyDragonbane]

Based on that conversation I'd date the coffee guy. I get very awkward around people so I love the idea of a simple coffee and being able to slip away any time.

[@kowone]

"if i ever have a daughter" bro look at yourself now

[@juter98]

Coming back here now that R/ actually has a daughter I gotta wonder if he bookmarked this video lol

[@NicolasClark7732]

It's crazy how much people misuse "good" and "nice".

[@SimplyAnExistence]

“Where we find out who is creepier!” I think you meant creepier AND crazier.

[@hararingloss3304]

I wonder what this guys that ask girls with boyfriends to leave them for the first idiot that calls themselves a nice guy, like, how can you trust someone like that? Wouldn't that set a lot of insecurities in the relationship and how desperate do you have to be to not think ahead? Same with nice girls.

[@Nimatoir]

"If I ever have a daughter..." Rslash a year or so later: Well well well...

[@summersummarized]

EXACTLY WHAY I WAS ABT TO SAY

[@foxbiscuit]

"if i ever have a daughter" i have good news for u, past rlash

[@SecondSonofQishan]

The first nice girl is projecting hard, first she rationalizes her cheating then makes several statements about " you don't know how good you have it until it's gone " she's clearly taking about herself but some level of narcissism or something is preventing her from realizing it so she takes it out on the person that makes her feel this way

[@iamconfusion1791]

Holy crap, I can't believe that nice guy called the girl a "mammal", that is outrageous! The only way he could be more insulting is if he also referred to her as a "homo sapien". Savage.

[@Dreigonix]

What a filthy vertebrate.

[@kitsune_in_the_corner3894]

Disgusting hominid!

[@greywalker505]

@@kitsune_in_the_corner3894 Atrocious anthropoid!

[@PlasticBluVentRabbit]

"If I ever have a daughter..." the 10 year countdown begins, rSlash

[@DisneyFanatic2364]

"Hey, can we be friends?" So I'm not alone in thinking that opening line from a stranger is creepy?

[@woomybeeb]

"If I ever have a daughter..." I got whiplash hearing that statement, it's been so long

[@ShesJustTrying]

I know right? Haha

[@mrmemepad4986]

Day 2: Asking Rslash to do 1 hour of subreddits at 2 mil

[@KnittingGirl28]

Holy-yes, yes, yes, I 2,000% agree!!!!!!!

[@calwhitt01]

I agree

[@BlueFlames094]

These nice guys and nice girls make me SO happy I’m asexual 😂

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

I'm not asexual but posts like these make me happy that I'm single✊🏻😂 Edit: I didn't meant YOUR post, but all these r/niceguys and nicegirls 😓

[@tylertuliszewski2835]

asexual means you reproduce without a mate...humans can’t be asexual, snowflake.

[@johnrambo5795]

@@tylertuliszewski2835 no...thats Asexual reproduction. But Asexuality is a real thing in wich someone is not sexual atracted to anything

[@bombert154]

Tyler Tuliszewski bruh

[@Cinderlite]

Asexuality just means that you don't experience SEXUAL attraction. That doesn't mean you don't experience romantic attraction/don't want to date (that's aromantic). Signed, an asexual.

[@darkninja1012]

when rslash predicts the future "if i have a daughter" 2021 has a daughter now

[@theshadowminecrafter]

10:19 that sentence about talking to other girls so she cheated is drilled into my head because I had the exact same thing happen to me

[@様ニナ]

Listening back on this story and r/slash saying, "if i have a daughter" and knowing he has a daughter now was really shocking.

[@thelasttiger8643]

Me:have a girlfriend Creeper:Aw man Me:Aw shet he we go again

[@JNCressey]

Nooo, you missed the oportunity to say "creeper: aw man"

[@addicted2mako]

*hearing your serial killer voice Who put all this crap in my pants?

[@CYB3Redux]

god damnit i have a dry scents of humor

[@KnittingGirl28]

Uranus

[@araxshiriau9275]

Goddamn it Uranus

[@drali-9015]

People think I’m gay Also me: ma boi got that butt looken nice

[@quentin932]

Bro same but I swear im not fucking GAY

[@geeway5923]

@@quentin932 whats wrong with complimenting the bro? what makes being nice gae, amirght?

[@iowafarmboy]

I'm totally straight, but even I have to admit when a guy has a hell of an ass. No different than when a straight girl says some other girl is hot af.

[@quentin932]

@@geeway5923 exactly like double standards smh

[@THEJPIndustry]

r/suddenlygay

[@maniik_flix4837]

17:14 the way you said, "You don't answer me" was honestly perfect.

[@nikkilengyel]

"I'm such a nice guy, I only killed 8" - sounds like something Sephiroth would say if he had a dating profile. "There's more where that came from ;) " Lol

[@justsomeyetiwithinternetac9129]

Me: *straight and have a girlfriend* rSlash: *reads title in his voice* Me: *not sure anymore*

[@finalboss6973]

*Yeti wanna date?*

[@blackthrone6976]

There's a bigfoot with internet access. You two cousins or something?

[@KnittingGirl28]

Jeez, Hugo needs to control R\. He's turning innocent straight guys gay.

[@justsomeyetiwithinternetac9129]

@@finalboss6973 I live with my girlfriend in Himalayas.

[@justsomeyetiwithinternetac9129]

@@blackthrone6976 He is my long lost cousin.

[@SpringDavid]

me: * sees title * also me: *_*horrible past timelines memories and actually has a breakdown_**

[@aabhathetacotaco1711]

Spring David you ok?

[@SpringDavid]

@@aabhathetacotaco1711 no

[@ThePostalDude69420]

He called it, he now has a daughter, RSlash, you can fulfill your destiny and tell your daughter about niceguys and nicegirls

[@Ashley-op4or]

"If I ever have a daughter..." Me two years later: 😏 Weeeellll... start planning the conversation my dude.

[@strawbnyeko8256]

"if i ever have a daughter" this aged well

[@maggieeight-ball16]

That last one I can imagine that dude texting back: "It was almost midnight when you texted me... I was asleep... Thanks for helping me dodge a massive bullet, though! And the karma on Reddit!"

[@firestorm8265]

Some guy: I've only killed 8 women, so Im a really nice guy. Me: I've killed 0 so does that mean I'm a god?

[@AlvarM]

Guy: I'm not sure what you don't understand about NO NiceGirl: Absolutely NOTHING!

[@mini0nator]

i love how people think that insulting and berating others is a good way to get a date

[@lilb783]

Watching this 2 years later hearing R/slash talk about his future daughter. And now he actually has one lol

[@elyssa9840]

"If I ever had a daughter..." Well, rSlash, you called it! :D

[@SilverFang2789]

Incels vs. Thots A match made in hell

[@hellraiser217]

So... What's the difference? I mean, at the end of the day, neither one is getting laid.

[@GiordanDiodato]

so what if an incel dated a thot?

[@WombatDave]

@@GiordanDiodato Have you ever read the Book of Revelation?

[@Dr_Kyutoko]

"If I ever have a daughter" fast forward two and a half years. The prophecy has been fulfilled!

[@DomInARK]

“If I ever have a daughter” well r slash, have you shown her yet? 😂

[@DisneyFanatic2364]

"If I ever have a daughter." A year later, he does!

[@Irukshi-up3ou]

Who. The hell. CARES?

[@gingerguy9841]

Nice Girl: "I really need a man to help me learn to love myself even though I weigh more than most of the other girls." Also Nice Girl: : "I don't want no McDonald's eating, over 100 pound bottom feeder taking care of my special self, I am as cute as a baby hippo, but when I am angry I am the full adult hippo."

[@KnittingGirl28]

I feel like home girl shouldn't be asking for anything she can't provide ie. Wanting a special guy who gonna teach her to "love herself" when she can't help someone in the same situation learn to "love themselves". She could be the person who makes him want a healthier life style and with time he could become hunky hubba hubba material. Just a thought that I like falling asleep to

[@elbellebenneth7512]

Careful, last time a girl was called a baby hippo she gave her ex a face full of bees. 😁

[@CazadorSlayer]

@@KnittingGirl28 So true. Some people seem to forget that guys can feel just as insecure about their weight...

[@gingerguy9841]

It's redundant how some people seem to believe that boys should be emotionless husks when it comes to situations that could show emotional weakness, I believe that the reason so many men may commit suicide may be due to such a stupid idea of how to live your life, people that attack men for the things that they themselves are insecure about shows just how had that person is as a whole.

[@shriekinggoblin3021]

@@gingerguy9841 I think that showing your full emotions is more attractive than repressing emotions to remain neutral around others. I would much rather see someone punch a hole in the wall out of anger or turn into a sobbing mess than be told that they're fine when I KNOW they're not fine. I don't care if you're male, female, or a freaking fish. Showing emotion is such a beautiful thing that helps people connect with each other on a stronger level. And suppressing negative emotions in particular is bad for more than just your mental health. Over time your physical health will deteriorate as well and your immune system will be extremely weak. And illness leads to death. So in conclusion, suppressing your emotions can kill you.

[@thatone1769]

How ironic that rslash has a daughter now😆

[@collinmeredith7723]

R/niceguys hear girls like confidence and this is the result.

[@silverselkie1692]

"If I ever have a daughter" gotta love that foreshadowing

[@noir6207]

Woman: starting a family *R/niceguy: date me*