r/Niceguys vs r/Nicegirls Be My Girlfriend... OR ELSE!

[@rSlash]

Fill in the blank 👨 "Nice guys are ________ " 👩 "Nice girls are ________ "

[@mrgame1140]

rSlash nice guys are good

[@mrgame1140]

Nice girls are nice

[@sqreaminq]

Dead

[@lukasstagg4320]

Hello

[@songlover9700]

Both psychotic tbh

[@lovelymusic92]

the first story w the boy giving his jacket to the girl bc of her period was just the right amount of pure sweetness we need to hear rn.

[@themapl3791]

Agreed, it’s a representation of the (kind of small) group of people who are genuinely kind

[@gagejohnathan9641]

@@themapl3791 *That's* What nice guys Believe they are, and *that* one is a genuinely nice guy, hope the girl Mentioned in that story and the guy Got along well and he didn't go Full R/niceguys.

[@nahengland7656]

Yes, and I feel bad for all the boys who had to deal with cringe whenever a girl says: BoYs WiLl NeVeR uNdErStAnD oUr PaIn!!!!

[@lovebirddraws8475]

Tara • let me guess, you’re a dude

[@nahengland7656]

Lovebird Draws Nope, I just find it cringe that’s all. You don’t need to be a boy to understand the cringe that boys have to deal with whenever a girl says something like that.

[@dedgrlwlkn]

“I’m a lesbian” *niceguy* : that is not correct

[@popsoda8242]

Itz Txlly lol

[@jelena1913]

Do you have the same pic on Twitter? I think i saw you being stupid today

[@SuperSonicShow27Kyrostick]

Jelena fastest reply in the west

[@mrkill_switch642]

My god, I am not even a lesbian or even a woman when he said that I wish I could have punched him because I have lesbian friends and what he said is not true

[@terrifficpilot634]

@@mrkill_switch642 lol

[@brittanypage1706]

When it comes Nicegirls I fear for my sanity. When it comes to Niceguys I fear for my safety.

[@WobblesandBean]

^ Nailed it.

[@enquires_state_building]

@Skylynxify Reborn ^ extremely fair point

[@artificerdrachen6908]

As I guy, niceguys don't mean anything to me, but nicegirls, they mean an actual threat to me.

[@baddiematty5289]

Well said. I agree.

[@average_cat_owner9803]

Why is there 666 likes 😳

[@simply._.cookies8748]

Him: I’ll give you a relationship you’ve never had before 😘 My mind: a toxic one?

[@ultimatdanklin1473]

Hold up you've never been in a toxic relationship

[@user-vm4kl2wu7v]

@@ultimatdanklin1473 what is this suppose to mean

[@Ah-tb9eg]

R/technicallythetruth

[@Eyeintheredsky]

My ex told me that once.

[@solus8685]

@@ultimatdanklin1473 no? You're acting like that's a normal thing lmao

[@justaperson4656]

Niceguy "I need a girlfriend to make me happy" The girl he's hitting on "so do I :("

[@greenie15]

Actually made me lol for real. Thanks😂

[@TOXICWASTE-tc3uv]

😂👏

[@EmoBunny69]

Her: I’m lesbian Him: that’s why you’ll never find a guy that will love you because guy is a guy and guy is great Her: I LITERALLY ONLY LIKE CAT!!

[@spodeian]

I thought you were American!

[@JoeHoeDoesSomething]

Identify theft is not a joke

[@EmoBunny69]

JoeyRedGames damn straight

[@ariplate3093]

@@JoeHoeDoesSomething what are you talking about Identity theft? Am I just dumb? (I already know the answer to that so nvm)

[@JoeHoeDoesSomething]

@@ariplate3093 Its the office joke

[@junkerowo]

saying "you missed out on a great guy" to a lesbian like. i think thats the point

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

To be fair a straight girl would have a restraining order

[@ohno.6516]

Ca-Jen Grootherder i think any woman should get a restraining order on these types of people

[@kermit6045]

Exactly the whole point is I don’t want a great guy Nor a bad boy No boy at all I just want ｗａｍａｎ

[@ekshaisananimator3569]

did someone teach them what's a lesbian

[@mayaanimay]

Why do nice guys have to ruin nice moments?🤦‍♀️ I mean its was a nice post about raising kids right. And he wonders why he is single

[@masomehrezaie6716]

Pretty true and also there is actually nice guys not the creepy kind like a normal nice guy

[@morganaradelt1715]

I used to be a "nice girl" once upon a time... But then I dated a "nice guy" and realized how deranged it was. On behalf of all rehabilitated "nice girls", I apologize.

[@flyingdutchman9053]

Morgana Radelt question does it come from entitlement, self esteem issues or brain dmg?

[@milktea7988]

Flying Dutchman Only three options?

[@flyingdutchman9053]

Gianna Kim I felt those options are generalizing enough ^^

[@rikosama7648]

@@flyingdutchman9053 all of the above i was also a nice girl smh i can't even every time i remember things i have done i just wanna erase it from the past kdhdjdjfjf

[@kuroyuki6254]

I'm happy to know that there is hope for them

[@TraceyJeanne]

“I am so nice to all girls & respect them-“ he says as he’s harassing, berating, being horrible to & disrespecting a girl

[@doomerius1300]

Logic

[@nightshade9177]

This has happened to me and It is legitimately terrifying.

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

@@doomerius1300 always

[@cabbage2329]

“I respect and don’t at all harm anybody” I say as I burn down the orphanage

[@enderprincessofslytherin3273]

Facepalm

[@gaspshichat]

This girl in my class posted this on Tik Tok: "If she tells you to stop, don't stop. She's testing you." She also posted: "If she tells you to leave her alone, don't ever leave her. She doesn't actually want you to go." Like ???? Edit: Her and her bf broke up

[@WobblesandBean]

That girl is WROOONNNG

[@demonetization7259]

She’s not gonna have a good time with relationships Uh Oh

[@gaspshichat]

@@demonetization7259 She has a boyfriend too. She's been in the relationship for 4ish months

[@m1cra848]

Girl: Stop hitting me!

[@stickiedmin6508]

@@gaspshichat Holy crap - I hope for her sake he's a decent guy...

[@WildGiggleGirl]

"I didn't agree to this breakup!" ... That is not how breakups work...

[@theoddgaming5529]

Not how nice guys see them...

[@witchypeoniflorallungs3044]

Ngl, as a woman, I really don’t understand when there’s women out there who do the hinting of “Goodnight” that actually means “I’m upset, stay up and talk to me!” Why can’t you just... SAY that? O.o It kinda feels immature and distrustful if you can’t just be open and honest with someone then don’t date? Idk man, I don’t do relationships but that’s... I DONT GET THE SIDESTEPPING SHITE 😭 Vote: “Nice” People. They’re ALL mad-

[@criticalchild2400]

I don't get the subtext either, like, at the end of the day when a girl says "bye" and he actually leaves her alone, she's the one who hurt herself

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

I'm a teenage girl and don't get it either this woman is delusional

[@yeetem834]

same, I take goodnight as they're actually going to sleep so I'd say goodnight back. that doesn't make sense to me like be direct?? please??

[@sayarasa8961]

I can't believe people can be that stupid. Just be direct.

[@aru9525]

I'm losing braincells. I do not have any experience with dating and now if people out there are like this; idk wtf i'll do

[@AngelKatLove3142]

R/: “This guy doesn’t need a girlfriend he needs a therapist. Maybe a jail cell?” Me: both? Both. Both. Both is good.

[@GodOfPlague]

All of the above is always the right choice

[@NovaGirl8]

and a straitjacket

[@gothichinata4332]

*insert I understood that reference! Meme*

[@lapislazarus8899]

he needs medication

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I think he also needs to be punched in the face

[@val.5452]

Love how that nice guy said he could change that girl’s sexuality in five minutes- like- dude. She’s a lesbian. She. Don’t. Like. Your. Gender. You. Cannot. Change. That.

[@TipTheScales27]

And in 5 mins?? Just proves how awful he is in bed to begin with

[@left-2-write28]

@@TipTheScales27 hA!!!

[@sunscreencactus1575]

@@TipTheScales27 LMAO

[@karmaispsycho5878]

@@TipTheScales27 that is the best reply lol

[@gamegod273]

@SaraAnne Koveski It wouldn't matter because unless you're changing your presentation significantly, she likely won't be attracted to them anyway.

[@All54321]

1:09 “minaets” “usung” “riht” “lesbeian” “misrable” “abs” This dude is very smart as you can tell. Why wouldn’t you want to date him?

[@Waffle903]

His spelling is not *BROKAN*

[@theemr_idk8467]

My step sis is looking for him

[@meekuooeeoo]

My man literally the embodiment of _the meme man_

[@PrincessKiraBug]

Honestly the only word I realised he misspelled was minutes. I have ADD tho so I do that a loooottt lmao

[@idontevenusethisaccount6779]

Hes speling is fin! 😡

[@casscody4060]

Proper response to 2:24 would have been "If you're the best guy I could've gotten, I'm happy I'm a lesbian"

[@circusangst]

May I use this in case of emergencies?

[@casscody4060]

@@circusangst Absolutely 😄

[@-acne]

I’m a girl, and that still stings.. ouch

[@stonks5343]

Someone call 911, we have a murder on our hands!

[@franl155]

I've had some men ask if I were a lesbian when I refused their offers - it happened often enough that I evolved set responses, depending on how the question was phrased: 1 "Are you a lesbain?" "No, but if all men are like you I might just become one 2 - "Don't you like men?" "I don't know, I've never met one"

[@nateb866]

By that guys' logic, no guys really straight, they just haven't met the right gay person yet.

[@b-zar8912]

Nate B “Ah you’re straight? Don’t worry, man.” unzips pants “I can fix what you’re thinking”

[@davida.5258]

69 likes. Nice. I would like, but nice.

[@foocky]

B-ZAR unless they don’t even know what a boy is

[@TraceyJeanne]

I was thinking the same !! & That’s people should start saying back to comments like this

[@ira8267]

Not sure if my crush is gay, but This comment is just my life

[@writercat_deadsquidstudios]

“Who are you with? I’m coming to your house.” I’m with the police.

[@meatinthegutter8183]

Nice guys: You haven't found the right man yet Closeted lesbians: That, fine sir, is 100% correct

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

😂

[@sushi_catfish930]

LMFAOOO

[@enderprincessofslytherin3273]

And they never will

[@amplea]

LMAO-

[@latet_in_hidis]

Hehehe true

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Lesbian: **dies of old age** Homophobe: She didn't find the right man!!

[@pureink_]

Plot twist, she was murdered by a nice guy

[@kotux0910]

Why did she have to die of old age?

[@shining_zvezdy]

@@kotux0910 Lol

[@agirlinsearchof9057]

Spaghetti Slammer To show that she identified as a lesbian long enough that no reasonable person can say it was a phase.

[@gracedaphne1213]

@@agirlinsearchof9057 your explanation is very good hehe

[@chloevail9729]

“rare case of a lesbian nice girl” allow me to introduce u to some of my exes they’re not that rare lmfao

[@serenarobinson861]

Same. I definitely rolled my eyes when I heard him say that.

[@lovelymusic92]

Chloe Vail 🤣🤣🤣 big ole facts

[@mattnikolaus]

Open a new sub titled r/nicegays

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

Serena Robinson Fr, being lgbt doesn’t mean you can’t/don’t do these things.

[@korrasamiiscanon5668]

I've never related so hard

[@xx1536]

‘I’m lesbian’ Normal guys: understandable, have a great day ✌🏽 That one guy: impossible

[@thatphatkat6396]

The first one without the response is actually a pretty cute story I know she said it, but big props to his mama and sisters for raising him right

[@WobblesandBean]

Right??

[@Ashbringer36]

Hope the guy at least got his sweater back though, that’s the one thing that horrifies me about the prospect of doing the whole “give em your jacket thing”

[@dx1450]

I hope my son is like that when he gets older. I remember how cruel kids can be... like back in high school one girl got the nickname "Bloody Mary" because she had her period and didn't have any feminine hygiene products with her.

[@WobblesandBean]

@@dx1450 I got called "pants shitter" when I first got mine cuz the blood came out dark and I didn't understand what was happening to me (thanks, conservative religious upbringing, I'm 36 and still fucked up!), the other kids just shrieked and said I had shit myself. They'd throw toilet rolls and spit-wadded tissue paper at me for the rest of the year. I hate kids.

[@topmansquad9558]

@@Ashbringer36 no bro, I wouldn't want that back

[@SarahsSnakeShop]

That stalker guy seriously reminds me of my ex... he was verbally, mentally, and physically abusive to me. So one day I just left. 5 years later he was still stalking me... He made like a dozen fake facebook accounts, email accounts, and instagram accounts to harass me, and even emailed my landlord once to try and get me evicted (by lying to them) FIVE YEARS after we broke up. Thankfully my landlord knew me well enough to know this guy was lying, and I'd actually warned him about my ex when I moved in, so they had his name on file as a "do not rent to." Idk how he even figured out what apartment complex I lived in - that's a really scary part! I've had to call the police on him multiple times. Those dudes are seriously scary.

[@greenie15]

Thank God you got out, and hope he'll get his s together/therapy/go to jail so he can stop

[@jackmatteson4516]

Im so sorry to hear that...

[@lovelymusic92]

so sorry.

[@mrsjaetaylor]

I hope ur ok now! 👍👍

[@dripyeager9947]

Feel better bless you

[@tirautharmonster2462]

Him: you’ll never get a guy like me Lesbian: yeah dude that’s kinda the point 😂

[@J4M35_W1NZ_EXE]

No No hes got a point

[@Alias11085]

JamesGacha YT what you mean with that?

[@Kerosene.]

@@Alias11085 yo did u also cringe at the guy u responded?

[@SunDropVT]

@@J4M35_W1NZ_EXE Bruh

[@lexlex.]

@@Alias11085 Ah, I see you like danganronpa as well

[@itsbritneybtch4570]

Lmao I have a story of a nice guy: So, this one time a boy asked me out and I said no because I really didn't like him. He kept pestering me so I said I would think about it just so he would leave me alone. He kept telling me to "date him instantly" and I got tired of it so I said that I didn't want a relationship w him and he started harassing me, saying things like "I'll make up a story against you, see how u like it bitch" and just insulting me. So when I made him sit the fuck down he started apologizing and saying he wanted to try again in our next school year. I said no, that I was fucking tired of his shit, and I thought that was it. But no. Whenever we had to talk about something to help a friend out he'd just suddenly ask me out again, which was COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT to the conversation. I cut him out but he was in the same group chat as me so he kept asking me to try again like 17 more times, until I had to resort to being rude so he would finally leave me alone. He was so fucking desperate he asked me out 17 TIMES. Oh and another thing; when I had first rejected him, he started hanging around my friends and he kept doing this thing where he would point to my friends and say "Fuck you" to all of them and then point to me and say "and I might fuck you". I always expressed my DISGUST whenever he did that and told him that he really needs to stop because its fucking disgusting, but yet another time he texted me asking if I wanted to fuck and always saying he was horny- I always told him it was disgusting and to stop but he wouldn't. He always sexualised me and insulted me whenever I rejected him but still had the nerves to ask me out again. Every time he sexualised me I was disgusted. Then one day he even DARED to tell his friends that HE had rejected ME when in reality I had rejected him COUNTLESS times and had been harassed by him. His friends came up to me and asked if it was true he had rejected me (they asked it in a puzzled way, as if no one would ever ask him out, which I understand their confusion lmao). I was confused and said "no, I was the one who rejected him" and then they told me "oh he said he had rejected you", I was LIVID because he had kept harassing me and YET he DARED change the story around. So, I decided to get my revenge and expose him to all of his friends by showing them the texts. They laughed and called him pathetic :) I feel like this a mix of r/niceguys and r/maliciouscompliance lol

[@itsbritneybtch4570]

@J. Watermelon It's ok man, don't feel ashamed. As long as you're a decent human being and can take "no" for an answer it's fine. Boys like you give me hope :)

[@joshua50101]

That guy was a piece of work. Whatever that means. 😅🤣😂 Hope you are safe and sound sis. Warm regards, take care. 👍

[@josephurbina2614]

I’m glad you exposed him, what a douche.

[@itsbritneybtch4570]

@@joshua50101 Thank you! Have a wonderful day :)

[@itsbritneybtch4570]

@@josephurbina2614 thank you. I'm glad that stuff's over with!

[@cjck1344]

“no girl is really lesbian they just haven’t found the right guy like me” **slowly looks at my 72 lesbian friends** edit: lmao y’all think i actually have friends

[@PfoteL]

Casey Heart you got 72 friends?!

[@iwanttodie9653]

you got friends?

[@Darker7]

>72 females Hmmmmmmmm. Calm down, it's a joke. Imagine what it would be like to believe in a religion that thinks homosexuality is a sin only to be greeted by homosexuals in heaven :Ü™

[@napa5235]

@no homo 72 lesbians... If she has 72 lesbian friends she should have like at least 500 friends on total or smth like that

[@freethinker8966]

Here‘s another lesbian hello(^^)

[@br3adina7or]

bruv he complains about being rejected by all the girls he approaches WHILE LITERALLY HITTING ON AN OPEN LESBIAN. what did you think was gunna happen? lmaooo

[@nuages8915]

Remember she just didnt meet the right man 😔😔😔

[@counttheclock3318]

As a bisexual this happens and say the STUPIDEST things like “You don’t have standards” I SWEAR AND WHEN I SAY “no thanks and uhm I do have a crush on a GI-“ “IS IT ME?” And I respond with “look if y-“ “I’m *starts boosting there selves ego*. “I have a crush on a girl though...”

[@madokami03]

βreadinator as a lesbian myself I’ve seen guys and talked to guys like him. He’s the kind of guy who doesn’t believe that lesbians actually exist and that ALL women secretly wanna bang him. But when it comes to girl-on-girl p0rn he’ll jack off because it’s so hot and fetishizing other people’s sexualities is “perfectly okay.” (Btw not saying all men are like this, he’s just of that rare and shitty variety)

[@disgruntledmum4916]

@@madokami03 I/m now mid-fifties and dudes STILL say this to me. I respond with "You haven't met the right man to know you're gay"

[@Darthalex57]

He also told the open lesbian that she hasn't found the right guy and continued to talk about f@ckboys messing with her. SHE ISN'T EVEN ATTRACTED TO GUYS YOU IDIOT

[@lynxz-studios]

Lesbians: exist Homophobes: You haven’t found the right man yet Lesbians: Are you attracted to earthworms? Homophobe: No Lesbian: Well you just haven’t found the right earthworm yet

[@drfauci8211]

@ you're kidding right?

[@blackcat80yearsago96]

@ I sense a nice guy right here

[@dreamingdeadgirls]

@ yikes

[@ihatemyson5yearsago357]

@ Well. Maybe those lesbians just liked to try new stuff, but doesn't mean they are attracted to those men who they banged

[@felixh9363]

@ I sense the man behind the simping in you

[@ms.chievouz789]

"No girl really lesbian, they just haven't found they right guy like me" Could use the same logic to say "no guy is really straight, they just haven't found the right guy that makes them gay"

[@toast4248]

If a guy says “I respect girls / women” There’s a damn good chance that they actually don’t

[@sethmcardle8281]

If somebody says they're nice constantly, then they're probably not nice, they're "Nice"

[@s0lar.ecl1pse83]

I was like this on the second one:Hmmm why is this on here??? Guy: Will you date me? Girl:I'm literally a lesbian Me:Well maybe he didn't know- Girl: I post about it all the time! Me:Well maybe he wasn't following her? Guy:Do you think thats a thing?! Me: Ohhh I understand now! Edit: I'm early! hooray!

[@AceOSpades717]

I HATE those nice guys and their female counterparts. There's a good reason I'm gay and nice girls are one of them.

[@AceOSpades717]

@Fire Ball partially yes, I was officially turned off by women (no offense to OP) and I've always felt comfortable with being around guys so it helped me find who I was

[@shersmk90]

It is literally my daily routine on my public instagram. I'm posting about my life and it is very clear I'm gay. SO every time a guy starting talking like that I now blocking because they start arguing about me not being gay enough to be a lesbian and being to much of a female. And need to turn back to god (back? I'm second generation atheist).

[@firebladeentertainment5739]

well, i SOMEWHAT understand that guy because i got too many crushes on gals only to find out that they are bi or gay and/or taken. but i didnt react like that, i just said "for fs sake, not again" and discussed my bad luck with the gal and stayed friends.

[@korrasamiiscanon5668]

As a lesbian I admit this happens way too often and seems to happen even more since I came out 5 years ago. Guys used to never pay me any mind but now that I "measure" up to their standards of beauty they won't leave me alone. They find me on all my social media, they stalk me, they call me, they show up out of nowhere and it's like wtf. You'd think maybe they'd cool it when we're taken but no its actually worse.

[@ipsygypsy16]

The guy who doesn't need a gf but a therapist and jail cell: dude you also need a high school grammer and spelling teacher. Specially when you are in self righteous mode.

[@rhenaissancepoet]

... *grammar *Especially 🤣

[@JerryBlueChew]

Seren_ dipitous DAMN THE IRONY LMAO

[@ipsygypsy16]

@@rhenaissancepoet lol yeah right...But in defense I'm seldom in a self righteous mode 😂😂

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Grammar*

[@rhenaissancepoet]

@@ipsygypsy16 that's fair enough then 🤣🤣

[@reaghank8602]

Judge: "and what evidence do you have for a restraining order?" OP: *stacks 500 pages of text* Judge: *has a panic attack* "Granted"

[@fireofdawn3515]

My cousin had this happen: she was getting a restraining order on a creep. Brought out hundreds of text pictures and recorded voicemails and letters and security vid. Judge didn’t even look through five before just granting it

[@Tamara-ju3lh]

Right? I was getting frustrated just listening to it

[@tjmyers9617]

Boy: helps girl Parent: *thanks mother for raising him* Boy: Am I a joke to you?

[@keshi5541]

fr it be like that

[@CadetFD]

I can relate...........

[@annnee6818]

Well they both deserve credit, right, she uses most of the paragraph to describe how awesome the boy did. That's his credit. I think you can LOOK to be offended by seeing a sleight there. His mom did raise him right and deserves the mention.

[@tjmyers9617]

Ann Nee it’s a meme. Wtf is wrong with you.

[@シ丂爪卩]

Wall yeah but you used the punch line wrong

[@xWinterstarex7]

I remember a comedian making a joke about crazy men versus crazy women. He said that most men have a crazy woman story but how many times have you heard of a woman with a crazy man story? You don't 'cause the women usually die in that scenario. These nice guy texts reminded me of that...especially that one that was like "I've filed a missing person's report, i've told your family you died in a horrible car accident, I'm coming to your house, the police wouldn't do anything since i'm so nice!" Like...holy fuck that guy sounds like a murderer in the makings (along with a few other of the nice guys here) The nice girls are crazy too but in a more nonlethal way (here of course nice girls can be just as lethal since I remember a story about a woman shooting the penis off her husband since she thought he was cheating and another one where the woman shot his face) Stay safe y'all.

[@imzipperoni]

You too

[@RagingRaven88]

Was it Bill Burr or George Carlin? Sounds like something they would say.

[@darnelllin5503]

Donald Glover is king

[@left-2-write28]

Fucking A. Yeah, be wary of red flags, friends. Always let someone know where your going when meeting someone from online, hookup or otherwise. Friendly tip that has literally saved my sister's life: have your friends call in regularly and set up a system to be able to signal to them if you are okay, or need help. As in hanging up after a certain number of rings.

[@darkdemondevil]

RagingRaven88 I think it was Bill Burr. I feel like I heard him say it in one of his more recent Netflix stand ups. But I also didn’t look it up, so I could be wrong.

[@MissSallyB1]

"rare case of a lesbian nice girl" you clearly don't hnag out on lesbian tumblr

[@NyttAura]

Honestly haven't gotten that far into the video yet, but is this R-Slash saying that? Not a lesbian myself but have inadvertantly enountered lesbian "nice girls".

[@sunnyqueen5685]

That one really confused me tbh. The story itself, I mean

[@ratte5102]

I would like this but it's at 69 likes

[@MissSallyB1]

well it's at 103 now so knock yourself out

[@Queenofgravyfries]

"Nicegirl lesbian tumblr" that's just tumblr XD

[@ives6622]

"I didn't force you to *p a s s i o n a t e l y h u g* me"

[@da_phoenix_2918]

I wish we could see his face when he makes the different voices edit holy hell I forgot about this comment

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

I like to think he smiles trying not to laugh at these psychopaths

[@Michijoy]

For nice girls he scrunches up his face and puckers out his lips. Thats how i imagine it

[@Waxy_K]

He sounds like a T-800 model 101

[@theoddgaming5529]

So close to 420 likes lets get this comment there

[@Mina-uw2bk]

@@theoddgaming5529 400 likes

[@spencera9229]

"Dude I'm,,,, literally a lesbian I post about it all the time" MEEEE this dude was hitting on me in my facebook DMs like IM GAY!!! I AM G A Y!

[@korrasamiiscanon5668]

Unfortunately I understand your pain

[@viphersniper]

felt that

[@dx1450]

Uhh, you jus' ain't met the right man yet... No seriously, that dude was cringey AF when he kept telling her that she would never find another man as good as him. It's like, dude, just stop already.

[@aquaticfilly0974]

I talked to a guy for a bit on Insta. Super cool dude, we connected over the fact we are both artists. Said maybe a relationship could bloom. What could have been a huge 'nice guy' situation didn't actually happen. I said I was lesbian, and he apologized and backed off. Its That simple guys. Just apologize and stop your advancements. You can still be friends with them (Edit: he didn't know I was gay at first, cause I don't post it on Insta, so advancements were not 'out of the norm' )

[@b-zar8912]

@Spencer Bailey I see a recurring problem in all these nice guys posts. All the girls they hit on are too polite and drag the conversation when they should’ve blocked them right a the start. I’m not blaming y’all or anything, but it’d be really nice if you just throw their words back at their face and unleash your inner sailor. Or even better, send screenshots of the conversations to their family members if you can contact them. Cuz these guys don’t get the appropriate reply from the people they target, and this makes them bolder and attack more girls. There are countless ways you can torture these fools. Let your imagination go wild. If any other guy does something like this in the future, remember this, op. It’s a nice way to give them a little reality check which might even help in their reformation.

[@louiserules]

i used to be a notlikeothergirls, but now I'm a boy. funny how life works.

[@coollucario1171]

Wait, what?

[@GraveFogLight]

That’s beautiful-

[@bigoof888]

i love you

[@musumemusic4932]

Cool Lucario I’m guessing they’re trans??

[@marinaibrahim7464]

you’re really not like other girls 😭

[@awooga6156]

First day of school, teacher ask me to introduce myself: "Hi I'm Op, I like passionate hugging"

[@lefrogenjoyer]

How can you assume that you're the nice guy that lesbians "need" *_If you were rejected by every girl you've met?_*

[@DEMIboiyo]

Triple plot twist: >;^)

[@dracko158]

*Video begins with a wholesome story* Me: "Oh hey, this story is kinda wholeso-" Dude: *Ruins it* Me: "Okay then."

[@animeotaku307]

And this is why we can’t have nice things.

[@nicolasyanezsilva753]

it's weird, I have seen that same story multiple times and in different formats, I don't think it's real... that aside, yes that dude is incel af

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Nicolás Yáñez Silva maybe multiple boys are at least nice enough?

[@lovelymusic92]

yea i was trying to figure out why the first story was in there..until fuxktard..

[@greywalker505]

@@animeotaku307 Either that or I steal them. (Props if you get the reference).

[@connorlhamon]

I just got out of a relationship with a stalker. she continues to change her number and call me. She'd follow my location and tell me not only the house that i was at but every car in the driveway too. shits freaky

[@shy1157]

call the cops, that's the best i can give

[@Rene-Raymond]

Restraining orders are blessings

[@MaddCrazyMee]

@@Rene-Raymond sadly sometimes it doesn't stop the stalker

[@whisper1219]

This guy: you don’t need a girlfriend, you need a therapist Me:I love that song! (This is a real song not lieing it’s called “therapist”)

[@ahmedhashem8764]

Girl taco is the best bad word translation I’ve ever heard

[@13bgunbunny42]

I cracked up when he said it 🤣

[@Bodharas]

I know, it's the funniest phrase I've heard in a minute. I'll now use it for all my. Cough cough. Girl 🌮 eating references, but wait wtf is a man 🌮 then?

[@mother_lokivods]

Bodharas a man banana or a man carrot

[@mother_lokivods]

Bodharas wait wait a man baguette

[@jsb2908761]

When r slash said “he does not need a gf and he needs a therapistit” made me cry of laughter while I thought of the song therapist bc what he said were the lyrics lol

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

Or a jailsel

[@theprokoking7156]

How do people type out entire paragraphs, look over them, then think “Yeah, this makes sense.”

[@stickiedmin6508]

Ah, I see how you could be confused - you made the mistake of crediting them with enough patience, restraint, self control and composure to "look over" their craziness before hammering [SEND].

[@dx1450]

Yeah, what makes you think they actually look over what they type before sending it? When someone's thirsty AF like that, they're probably sending it out as soon as they get it typed and then sending more and more comments.

[@theprokoking7156]

Joe Mama to much faith in these kinds of people having common decency with others like everyone else on the planet.

[@dx1450]

@@theprokoking7156 I've worked in law enforcement. I lost that kind of faith long ago.

[@theprokoking7156]

Joe Mama 2 things, 1 thank you for your service and number 2 how bad we’re the calls?

[@serenporffor]

When they said if you come back I'll show you a relationship you've never had before and all I could think was- aN aBuSiVe oNe

[@Kevin-mg5me]

"I promise you if you come back to me I will show you a relationship you've never had before" is probably the scariest and most truthful thing this guy could ever say.

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

No no That didn't make me get up and lock my doors and windows

[@rayte5714]

This should be called r/therapistneeded

[@VenomQuill]

*cough* That's probably not a good subreddit name...

[@carpedm9846]

I'll be honest I thought it said... Well...

[@b-zar8912]

Also r/grammarneeded

[@rayte5714]

deniz-usta Gedik I just read it again and now I understand LOL SORRY HAHAHAHAHA

[@SRosenberg203]

@@rayte5714 One of the old "Celebrity Jeopardy" skits on SNL has a great bit about that, where "Therapist" is one of the Jeopardy categories and Sean Connery keeps saying it as "I'll take the rapist for $400". Fucking hilarious.

[@kae377]

"No girl is lesbian. They just haven't found the right guy!" Me: *attempts to hide my feeling to my best friend (Who is female)* Edit: holy crap thanks for the likes.

[@shaylachartrand5095]

Kaelie Nessen Me: *shoves girlfriend into closet (pun intended)*

[@notaweebANIMATIONNGAMING]

Me a bi: *hides feeling for random boys* F*CK

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

Some homophobe : oh so you're a boy!

[@cait159]

Howlina the wolf LMAOOOO

[@lelamindumndum8622]

I refuse to believe you aren’t 12.😂

[@altercard5389]

“Nice guys/girls”... I think they should be renamed human trash.

[@charliefinnmichael4770]

Granted. We put them on separate islands without internet connection and see how long it takes for them to survive, but because they're human trash, no one will miss them. Ever.

[@theoddgaming5529]

Imagine a subreddit saying: r/malehumantrash and r/female humantrash lmao

[@kliteatr5887]

The second dude made me wanna puke- as a lesbian, that has actually happened to me before. not fun.

[@edinhrnjic3856]

Yeah came out to my friends as lesbian while ago, a ex-male friend really told me "You just haven't found the right guy!" Slapped that fucker so hard in the face.

[@cait159]

It sucks,right?

[@cait159]

Edin Hrnjic SO PROUD OF U,MAH GIRL IS TOUGH

[@cityfantv-everythingmancit2946]

Edin Hrnjic a bit harsh, I like it

[@BGI_guy]

As a hertero? Hetro? Hetereo? What evere. As a straight I want to know what the fuck is going on ._.

[@ravyn9380]

The last “nice guy” was legitimately crazy. He needs to be locked in a psych ward for the rest of his life.

[@gagejohnathan9641]

And this is why we have self defence.

[@killerrath980]

Why would you send him to the psych ward they don't want him there, don't do that to the people in the psyche ward, just stuff the guy in a box and wait

[@bricehenderson1870]

Just found out my girl cheated on me with a guy so I’m consoling myself with some Reddit keep up the good content rslash I’m really gonna need it.

[@ashwinrudraraju5038]

F

[@georgebaynard4096]

Kadence Gaming I’m sorry that happened to you keep your chin up and remember you will recover from this

[@goldenrosepetals5026]

F

[@RandomTrinidadian]

Consoling yourself.... or getting ideas?? 😉

[@natashaaston1328]

F

[@GavinCaprioLOLZ]

Please pronounce the words like how people misspell them 😂

[@Sddvhjkkll]

Omg please do

[@brunobucciarati834]

Yes!

[@dexterdogthelovey1052]

Your wish has been kinda granted now

[@analyticalchick3064]

YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@callmeclove]

My nice girl story: I’d been dating my boyfriend for about 1 month before she wanted to meet him. She was my best friend, so I didn’t think much about it and let her meet him. We as a group chatted a little bit, and she would often send me nudes and BEG me to dump him and date her. Later broke up with bf because he asked for the nudes she sent. Now she’s INSANE, calling me every second, DEMANDING that I date her, no matter what I try I cannot get her off me. And than she goes off on wanting a girlfriend (I’m a guy btw) and I’m like “oh cool good luck” and she goes”WOW THOUGHT MY BOYFRIEND WOULDA STOPPED ME BUT WHATEVER” LIKE BITCH WE WERE NEVER DATING?????? Help, what do I do?

[@S-087]

Just ignore her... If things get out of control, but I mean threatening you, call the cops

[@-randomuser-4897]

block her ? tell the cops ? tell her she's stalking you, not realizing you almost hate her, and that she's just a random psycho not realizing she got some problems and that you'll call the cops qwq ? (i'm sorry, i don't get all, and i don't have any experience or whatever ; v ;)

[@jadew.2559]

Jus make it clear to her y’all was never dating or ignore her I guess, she looks like she feeds off attention so don’t give her any

[@plazxs]

Literally delete her number and block her

[@cait159]

*i smell a restraining order* who said that-

[@timbit4tim]

The fact that he wanted to buy tickets to JAPAN, is very concerning, since, you know, the tons of sex shops and hotels?

[@gagejohnathan9641]

Then again, take both tickets and ditch him in Japan.

[@pantheggon]

"I'll show you a relationship you've never had before" sounds like a relationship where you don't get out alive

[@aikotitilai3820]

6:54 "You deserve whatever happens to you" She gets a nice husband, a nice job, a nice house, nice kids, a nice life

[@greywalker505]

God knows she deserves it, after having to put up with this loony.

[@Augur007]

The second guy is literally the definition of delusional

[@LauraMartinez_609]

When will a nice girl meet a nice guy? I wanna hear that dating story to see if it worked out or was full of juicy drama.

[@circusangst]

They would both accuse each other of cheating 24/7 lmao

[@hollyandstelladoodle8748]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6Tam5SDat52qNE Andre and Meegan

[@LauraMartinez_609]

@@hollyandstelladoodle8748 I mean he wasn't the typical creepy nice guy, just sincere? Lol

[@WobblesandBean]

Happens all the time. And yes, it's just as toxic and volatile as you think.

[@dt4654]

@@WobblesandBean the couple who probably gets cops called when a blown up argument occurs? 😂 you know since fighting at 1.30am is definitely going to solve their relationship.

[@richardearldearyjr.9951]

How do you like the restraining order I filed against you in court?

[@7ratsinasoup317]

Lmao

[@anido-4703]

I need to know!

[@jupitero7873]

“Passionately hugging” 😂😂😂

[@kstricl]

Normal guy: Can wait a day or five for a girl to respond without throwing accusations. Nice guy: She didn't respond after thirty seconds, she's a cheater and sleeping with everyone (even if they've never dated.)

[@carlkpsplucky5554]

Lol. If your waiting 5 days for a response, cut your losses.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

"I'll show you a relationship you've never had before." Bruises and gaslighting? No thanks.

[@mommiellamie5322]

"Nice guys" and "nice girls" dont sling insults, threaten, or try to guilt others into relationships. You aren't a nice anything you're a psychopath.

[@milktea7988]

Mommie Llamie Psychopathes actually have a lot of charm and charisma so they would most likely have a relationship.

[@mysticwolf1358]

“passionate hugging” and “girl tacos” are now phrases burned into my mind

[@cait159]

Omg I’m traumatised 😅😳

[@birbalert]

him saying "girl tacos" killed me

[@rebel6017]

I have an r/niceguys encounter: just for clarification, I am ace/aro (meaning I don't want passionate hugging or a relationship) and one of my male friends told me that he wanted to passionately hug me, so I told him no. He told me that I was a dishwasher, and called me names, then tried to guilt trip me. I told him that I was ace/aro and explained what it meant, and then he went off. I got mad, so I called him and went off on him and blocked him. Weeks later he tried to come to my house. I haven't seen him since in conclusion: don't piss off a Scottish/Irish ace/aro wit a temper or you will hear it

[@hp7233]

Oh, but if it’s an English ace/aro, it’s fine? Tut tut tut xP

[@emmasanchez9170]

Oh hun I’m sorry that happened to you. One of my best friends is ace/aro and she went through the same thing. It got really creepy, it was starting to freak me out. I wish you luck in the future.

[@sushi_catfish930]

my Scottish best friend had the same thing happen to her lol

[@Walkingtalkingflesh]

As a fellow Aro/Ace (our species is rare), I'm honestly scared that this'll happen to me.

[@Demisearts]

#notlikeothergirls

[@ricocarpenter2189]

"Passionately hug me" I am definitely using this one

[@au_napoleon]

1:36 this is way too relatable on so many levels Been there, telling a guy who likes me that I’m actually not into guys, not at all and that won’t change

[@screamoneo]

Niceguy: "i miss you. Come back." Girl: "but you cheated on me." Niceguy: "i didnt cheat on you. We were never together."

[@melissajunebrown793]

The voice you make for creepy guys is impressive and terrifying

[@GodOfPlague]

R/ has the best voices. Fresh is pretty good too.

[@Ohwhale79]

Omfg. Best voice acting to date. I was cracking up so hard. I love rSlash so much.

[@GodOfPlague]

Ive been binging his vids. So much better than the robo reader channels. R/ deserves the following he has for sure.

[@Jaymaxair]

I think the only reddit channel with a decend Robot Text reader is RadioTTS.

[@vicentegambini8907]

17:03 Lmaoo ''girl tacos'', I love this guy (-:

[@hunk1889]

Her: "Im blocking you" Me if something like this happened to me : "boi imma quick call the police, file a restraining order and press charges"

[@audreyr9153]

1:08 Something similar happened to me. I rejected a guy because I’m into girls. He was like “No you’re straight. You just don’t realize it” or something along those lines. And then spent the next month trying to make me like him.

[@maieen2665]

Heh, “girl tacos”.

[@13bgunbunny42]

🤣

[@alinaangelikova2122]

Goodness. The voice he reads it in just brings everything to life. Makes it sound as creepy as it actually is. Chills...

[@josephurbina2614]

The voices are classic.

[@frn_i.]

The stalker is crazy though why isn’t he going to jail?

[@rebeccawhittington8979]

I know! I hope that she has a restraining order on him, Home CTV and she also keeps a file with the text message, calls everything that he has done just in case she goes missing, is murdered, attacked so they know where to start looking as this guy is a full-on dangerous stalker.

[@partyfrogs2049]

Imagine a c t u a l l y encountering people like this. It’s wack bro.

[@alpina4115]

Loaf Of Gingerbread Men I did encounter a nice guy that wouldnt leave my house at first and when he did he stood in front of my house for 1.5 hours... And then the billion calls and texts ugh

[@classiest]

@@alpina4115 you should've just threatened him with a frying pan

[@greenie15]

I matched with a guy on a dating app and we kinda connected, talked a loot, many shared messages. Then, as I was sharing some stories of guys being jerks on the app, he said something like "yeah, they make it easier for nice guys like me" or something, and I was just like.. Crap.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

TheVeryTrashGamer Rapunzel?

[@classiest]

@@terra_the_nightingale135 whats that

[@albertnorman4136]

Step one: Filter for compatible interests. Doesn't matter how pretty she is if she's boring.

[@harexe6306]

Not in all cases this works

[@albertnorman4136]

@@harexe6306, it's only step one. And it only matters if you want a lasting companionship. If you just want to get off, of course, it's cheaper to pay a whore to go away when you're done than to date.

[@vixymix101]

Found an nice guy

[@albertnorman4136]

@@vixymix101, I'm too cynical and sarcastic to be nice. But I'm willing to apply sour grapes theory to you and guess that most guys think you're boring.

[@vixymix101]

@@albertnorman4136 if you watched the vid, you'd know that I didn't mean an actual nice guy. And by simply these comments, I can tell you have zero love life. Or a brain for that matter--

[@carmillastephens9497]

The 'block' option is a GROOVY thing!

[@LunaP1]

As the great Spongebob would say, “Who put you on the planet? Ugh!” This is towards both sides of the battle field.

[@carmacaila5753]

“Lesbians don’t exists” Me and my bio mom: so we ain’t real?

[@BGI_guy]

Maybe

[@x_itzliana_x4324]

oof

[@mr_rfrm7169]

All of the stories are like: Before: Niceguys/Nicegirls: *Super buff spongebob* After: Niceguys/Nicegirls: Perhaps, I treated you too harshly.

[@unknownansel6235]

After once more: Super buff spongebob

[@liam9702]

"I didn't agree to break up." That's not how it *FUCKING WORKS.*

[@ghostietheghost8182]

My favorite is when a nice guy hits on me thinking I'm a girl... Only to notice my secret *PACKAGE* 😂 Also we need more videos like this, I love the nice girl vs nice guy videos (Maybe r slash can cover some r/justneckbeardthings too)

[@Raketo900]

So you are transgender but look feminin enough to be mistaken for a biological girl? Please don't be offended by my wording, English isn't my mother tongue. I'm just curious how you deal with such situations. It sounds like this happens often to you.

[@ghostietheghost8182]

@@Raketo900 no, I was born a boy, I identify as a boy, I just have a girly face. That's it lol.

[@Raketo900]

@@ghostietheghost8182 oh, well. Couldn't have guessed that. 😅

[@Abyss30]

The first one was actually nice. Until the comment.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

I legit expected that to end with the boy replying in a sexually aggressive way. The random douche was a bit of a curveball. :p

[@nikoleden6113]

6:40 I had an eating disorder, and I'd never wish that in anyone.

[@simplywonderful449]

This stalker at 6:00 should be reported to law enforcement and have an order of protection against ANY contact from this guy, as well as learning to use a firearm.

[@VaellinTheBard]

Holy fudge. I've seen a lot of these but the bipolar responses still alarm me

[@BeeTeaDubs]

Re: The nice girl story with David: Wow! David is SUCH a nice person! The kind of friend everyone needs. Major respect to him!

[@ThorsHammer-dy6ri]

NICEGUY: ...I will show u a relationship you've never had before Me: ... yeah one that ends in homicide from the sounds of it...

[@Nokturnt]

Nice Guys jumping from compliments and begging to threats and curses like: Parkour!