r/Nobodyasked | Oh. Thanks for Sharing

[@pastelsunset]

Hearing Slazo narrating this was nothing short of jarring

[@elenalovato5301]

ok so that wasnt me hearing shit lol

[@apollo6718]

I watch so many reddit readings I didn’t realize what channel this is

[@_Wolfi3__]

I agreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@LilliCherry]

I was really confused

[@eagerturtle4791]

I spent 3 mins of this video knowing his voice sounded familiar. I can't believe it took me that long to figure out it was Slazo.

[@The-Omega-Artist]

"Fiddled with their diddle" He is speaking the language of the gods-

[@inqyr4707]

amongus

[@yeetspacito2949]

I swear it's a hot gf!! She just goes to another school!

[@Prakriti2041]

in Canada?

[@harrisonwalsh5651]

Yeetspacito 2 oohhhh okay sorry for asking 🔥🍗

[@knightofcarrion7358]

Prakriti do you Avenue Q?

[@Prakriti2041]

@@knightofcarrion7358 no.. should I? is that where she lives?

[@knightofcarrion7358]

@@Prakriti2041 lol there is a song called "my girlfriend lives in canada" in the play and i thought you were referencing that

[@chacepassmore6474]

He said he don't know what Azazel means. Azazel or Azazael or Ezazel, is an angel that fell from heaven before Satan/Lucifer and he taught witchcraft to humanity and produced the Nephilim (Half-human and half-angels). Yeah I get nobody asked, but I wanted to answer his question.

[@gavin5410]

What about Bule?

[@haft2beu]

@@gavin5410 to this day, no one knows...

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Nice

[@La-meiga-celtibera]

Nice! Now I don't have to search him up anymore..

[@jackkellyscap721]

The only reason I know that is because of Supernatural

[@captainjerry4146]

The funniest part is when the post have like -47 points

[@chiongmathewjoseph3974]

I forgive you for killing my family

[@henryd696]

Hey EmKay, I just found out you and that slazo dude both live in Australia! Maybe you guys can do a collab? Thanks!

[@ultrabell517]

Just realized this was a joke

[@amandaf7214]

😂

[@uwukotoa]

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO FUCKING LONG

[@benjamindouglass9364]

but this is his second channel

[@f-3xpired_5ft17]

@@benjamindouglass9364 r/woooosh

[@jeroenl8352]

My uncle, who has a really hot girlfriend might I add, has won $200 with ths lottery

[@LetsGoRunNoww]

No one really asked but ok

[@LetsGoRunNoww]

@Carlos Moreno r/woooosh that was the joke stupid😂

[@bvd_vlvd]

@@LetsGoRunNoww r/whoosh he joked about your joke joker 😂Xdandothercringeysmileys

[@twistedvtuber9894]

Best part is how he misspelled lottery

[@LetsGoRunNoww]

@Carlos Moreno r/wooosh that was also a joke

[@christalcavanaugh]

Comment from 8 months ago “I found Slazo’s second channel lol” Comment from 8 days ago “Who is this? Where’s Damien?”

[@g2rasys]

What is his other channel?

[@yimyum8545]

Lol

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

Zach Rasys this one

[@bluntbox]

i just ate a plate of shredded cheese

[@zentar2646]

cool man

[@estr0301]

SHREDDED DUDE

[@ge_mrs]

minminaidk well i just ate a *bowl* of shredded cheese

[@scotchmints6368]

I envy you

[@scurus11scurus]

I’ve had acupuncture before

[@NeichaUnagi]

The 8:50 story is my least favorite type of people. I got my IQ tested as a kid because I seemed gifted and had troubles socializing with children my age (which is common in children with above average IQ, it's often one of the telltale signs that prompt checking. At least in my country) Having a high IQ doesn't mean you have to act like a pretentious asshat when it comes to the media you consume. It doesn't mean you can't enjoy less "refined" entertainement or whatever that guy chooses to classify it as. Heck, a high IQ doesn't mean shit unless you apply yourself. You might learn faster than some people but if you put in zero effort you'll fail just as good as the next person. Sorry for rambling but it just grinds my gear.

[@37thraven]

Yup. Same. There's a lot of sad research on gifted underachievers and study habits :( I can agree with him as far as having an appetite for stimulating content, and finding some generic comedy unfunny. But that doesn't mean hating on others, *especially* someone you want to befriend, impress or date...

[@yakijacob]

Nooooooo you can’t just r/nobodyasked on a complaint on r/nobodyasked!!! Me: hehehe r/nobodyasked go brrrr

[@dinnerboons1504]

im_yaki nobody asked whether you could post this on r/nobody asked.

[@yakijacob]

Dinnerboons I was being sarcastic, I don’t even have reddit

[@nopeandnope7297]

@@dinnerboons1504 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX_HpZJpituDqaM

[@paul-ep4gp]

Michael: *uploads* DIDDLE FIDDLING INTENSIFYS

[@naterk9460]

1:11 "Dude, I don't want to be friends with you." "Okay, fine." So anyways, I started telling my life story

[@nope66755]

tana really is one those “any kind of attention is good” kind of people

[@ArmyFrog]

I have an IQ of 136. Edit: Sorry typo. 1.36

[@wintertimber1749]

I didn't notice at first that you actually edited the comment to add on to the joke. That's pretty cool

[@guymaniii6467]

I have an IQ of 1 Edit: 1.0

[@amukthapotato1102]

@@guymaniii6467 Oh, you're such an idiot, I mean, an IQ of 1 is respectable, but I didn't even know you could get a 1.0.

[@justincase1898]

every time i take that test i get a different number... you think if the quotient was so intelligent it would stay the same right... or is it just fleeting moments of intelligence ...

[@alexbraun2741]

That guy bragging about having an IQ of 136 and watching "mentally stimulating" tv is bs, i have 136 iq and i still sometimes watch fucking Disney channel.

[@TheGP10]

Wait? If we want more r/nobodyasked... wouldn’t that ruin “nobody asked”

[@ihaveosteoporosis7954]

TheGP10 - Oh Yeah Yeah ... _oh shit_

[@jackisback4873]

listen here you little shit

[@busternut5232]

bro... nobody fricking asked

[@eternally.cursed]

@Reddit Tea Good job, you just found out how to not end up in there.

[@nopeandnope7297]

@@busternut5232 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX_HpZJpituDqaM

[@Catglittercrafts]

New Favorite Saying “You talk a lot for someone within karate chopping distance” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tpomr1837]

Yeah I got a gamer girlfriend, but you wouldn’t know her she goes to a different Minecraft server

[@jmackpa30]

My Minecraft GF only texts me when nobody’s around and the messages auto delete I swear she’s real

[@Kerosene.]

I have a girlfriend but she's in a different state I swear she's real!

[@CygnusDoesThings]

Karma Is Toxic In another nation? like your *IMAGI-NATION* Sorry-

[@arcadia_758]

This is a really funny. Watching your videos make me really happy. I watched these videos when I was as in a really bad place and it always brightened my day. (I am a lesbian) Edit: everyone commented r/nobodyasked. The joke really went right over your heads huh.

[@cronusampora2924]

Arcadia _ FELLOVW HOMESTUCK

[@Alchemeri]

I tried alcohool once ( i am 14)

[@ambiguousforest5670]

Y’all read the epilogues?

[@arcadia_758]

Anxious Trash the epilogue was wild.

[@MiimiiMoomoo]

XD

[@d3rp5qu1d9]

I just accidentally stumbled across Slazo's extra channel. I give it a👌/10

[@deletedaccount525]

What's a Slazo?

[@timtam.]

Slave?

[@timtam.]

Slave*

[@timtam.]

Slazo*

[@d3rp5qu1d9]

DeletedAccount a species of stupid people

[@camilabertolini5050]

Also,I'm gender fluid. ALSO,I'M A VEGAN. PS: Oh yeah yeah.

[@ysabiau4058]

Camila Bertolini every time i see the word gender fluid i get flashbacks to tucutes on tumblr

[@zzz9961]

genderfluidity doesn’t exist :0

[@camilabertolini5050]

@@zzz9961 Actually,it does! I was shocked at first,ya know,I didn't believe people were THAT stupid to actually wake up and say "Man,I feel like a woman!" after feeling like mayonaisse the day before,but oh well.

[@zzz9961]

Camila Bertolini I’m sorry to tell you, but you cannot FEEL a gender. I was “genderfluid” at one point, and this thought came from my environment. I discovered this when a transitioned female to male transgender relative gave me the facts. Genderfluid people feel a gender, which isn’t possible. You can’t bounce between genders, you can’t experience dysphoria for the multiple genders you jump through. If you are genderfluid and “feeling” male, you can’t have dysphoria if you are constantly changing genders.

[@okiokipo]

@@zzz9961 Hi, i use the genderfluid term, but at least for me, genderfluidity is mostly about dysphoria fluctuating and having different ways and expressions to cope with it :) For example: using different pronouns, expressing yourself differently. And I know you can't 'change' you gender, you can find ways that are helpful, that my be more masculine, feminine or neutral (whether it is gender expression or pronoun) to (like, lower?or neutralize) dysphoria :) I'm open to hear different opinions, and have a respectful discussion :) (Also, sorry if there are any spelling mistakes, since english is my 2nd language)

[@nameless7047]

I'm an IDIOT. I was like "Oh wow this sounds like Slazo?" ... I'm just-

[@sandry8618]

Who the fuck is Slazo are you stupid

[@solar2179]

That loser, like, with 2 channels, one called uh, think it was jio

[@eidolor]

Just did the same thing, the oofest of oofs

[@lawriem7747]

I lose it everytime he says “fiddles with his diddle”

[@dioliksniper5618]

6:29 yeah... looking in the mirror can technically make him witness a runt creature

[@casadilla111]

3:38- False. The hardest character to play as is Jack with a hot girlfriend. He obviously was’t cut out for it.

[@landonsymes4810]

"Education us important ... so are social skills" I'm dead 😂

[@inkysplats1408]

"The best Reddit readings south of the equator." r/nobodyasked

[@sadie_cat]

Oof

[@pazzoeo]

King Dice back at it again with the Reddit videos

[@unspeakable.shorts]

You know its gonna be bad when it says “My IQ is...”

[@RebeccaKatsuya]

At 9:00 - I'm pretty sure that is a friend who happens to be a guy opening with the "hows you!!!" but instread of his friend responding as usual her overprotective new boyfriend is responding instead. I've heard of crazy insecure girlfriends doing this on their boyfriends social media & responding to their female friends, but I guess it works both ways. Either way it is supremely messed up. If you can't trust your partner to have friends then what kind of relationship is that? And if your partner does this kind of thing then honestlg why put up with that? Find someone better & less insecure who will trust you.

[@FlyingScott]

LNER V2s are the few three cylinder mixed traffic machines, however the cylinders on the first batches were cast as one unit. This hinders maintenance and if one had a crack in it, all three had to be trown away. However, this did grant them a 6MT rather than a 5MT, which was the usual. In case you wanted to know.

[@merksip1704]

awww i got excited to see slazo on emkay again and then realized i was watching something from march of 2019, RIP Slazo from fake controversies

[@homerj.simpson7562]

8:43 that person claims to be so gifted, but still uses the "Oxford comma". Yeah, that checks out...

[@somerandomname3124]

Person: *Shares something personal.* Leddit: It's free upvote bait.

[@ouija99]

dad come home u left the oven on

[@IbrahimKhan-ix9vt]

*all part of the plan son*

[@06wafee]

*just stay in there for the next......3 minutes..*

[@kcufeht5795]

*Unplug the fridge*, open a window, and turn off the stove. You only have you now.

[@katielindsey5072]

I spent the whole video thinking, "boy this guy sounds like Slazo" Then you have to mention a FRIKN second channel?!

[@charlinefrancois5712]

Same I was creeped out a little

[@dillguyman]

Fiddled with my diddle- EmKay 2019

[@gyatttdaym]

I thought i was watching Emkay but then i heard the voice and thought "am I watching Emkay?" then another second "it kinda sounds like Slazo" then it hits me. WELCOME BACK, BOIIIIIII

[@delirium6752]

Basically boneless "Too much information"

[@SquishyBoi5463]

"I operated a crane for 17 years" translates to I compensate

[@lydia-gi8gw]

“fiddled with my diddle” I HAVE FALLEN

[@scsi2707]

I didn’t ask for this video. Oh how the tables have turned

[@icebear4750]

Oh how the turn tables

[@redraiken]

tables have turned oh how the

[@_ahmed2.0]

Tables how turned oh the have

[@dr.avalanche4994]

Oh my god so many of my comments and posts would fall into this subreddit. Needless to say I’m very embarrassed.

[@sablovestwice]

My very hot girlfriend who I love a lot and also loves me and did I mention is hot agrees with you

[@abe9818]

Dr. Avalanche r/NobodyCares

[@mksmike]

@@abe9818 r/woosh

[@abe9818]

mksmike no u

[@chacepassmore6474]

Nobody asked XD

[@donk3yb0y]

Conspiracy theory; This is Slazo's second channel

[@ElrobertosuperioESA]

Holy shit I have the same theory

[@furbiefriend]

Proof?

[@donk3yb0y]

voice

[@furbiefriend]

Not valid i will be sueing

[@donk3yb0y]

What suing*

[@Athlynne]

LOL, thank you. In pain right now and you actually took my mind totally off of it, you're funny, dude. I hope you're doing well down in Oz (I'm assuming you're an Aussie?) and I've Liked and subbed. Can't wait to see more from you, and thank you again.

[@Kraken_Dawn]

Going to totally pull a Nobodyasked here; that Mom's Cookies one is ridiculous. I was abused by my mother doesn't mean people should walk on eggshells around you.

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

same! my mom is a narcissist, but goddamn! if people have good moms, let them love their moms! i think good parents are a beautiful thing.

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

Agreed as I was also abused by my own mother

[@porkpie5289]

I need a new toaster. Mine ran away

[@Trash-bd1cb]

I caught it but I'm gonna make toast first

[@bosh6604]

My toaster commited suicide by biting his cable of, you wanna visit his funeral?

[@kirorutazu-4289]

Is your toaster running?

[@faust7756]

sadly mine refused to get in the bath with me. it then sued me for sexual assult :(

[@porkpie5289]

Bbbbbbbbbread

[@Marikioable]

9:34 "Fiddled with my diddled" !!!! Really funny. lol

[@randomshyte9989]

*i FIDELED WITH MY DIDLE*

[@munkuushy8927]

“Judo chop” I really hope he knows what he is talking about

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Maybe he was joking but I somewhat doubt it.

[@anactualotter6216]

I was personally offended by that one

[@rockbeauty3439]

I think CVS receipt are so long because they give you A LOT of coupons on them.

[@throwawaybabie8943]

lol. a part of me really wants to answer this as a former cvs employee.

[@chilloutokay]

· 木枯らし · answer

[@hergivenglow]

@@throwawaybabie8943 *d o i t*

[@throwawaybabie8943]

it's surprisingly not as intricate as it seems. it’s mostly dependent on how frequently you shop there, how much you buy, and what cvs programs you are attached to. yes, you can get a crap tonne of coupons, but only if you don't use the coupon printer in store before purchasing. some cvs locations are better at this but not a lot? especially with them announcing their beauty club stuff? they put rewards points waaay down at the bottom. there was also a rumour that floated around my job that they do it because people are more inclined to toss it. if they try to return something and don't have a receipt it's stupid hard to get a refund and makes it easier for them to keep money. but it was a rumour and idk how accurate it was even if it made sense.

[@throwawaybabie8943]

i forgot to mention this, but a lot of the time, if you don't have a cvs card, they will scan one of the card stacked on their side of the register, which is why your receipt will sometimes have the oddest coupons attached to it.

[@schneir5]

2:52 the "I eat mangoes" part could actually be significant, because one of the main terpenes in mangoes is also found in cannabis indica strains. This terpene is called Myrcene. There is something called the "entourage effect" that means that the combination of cannabinoids and terpenes is what gets you high, not just the cannabinoids, so eating something like mangoes could enhance the effects of the cannabis a lot.

[@jds355]

Landscape architect: a fancy gardener.

[@biracial247]

I love Tana she just says whatever she wants

[@yomama4240]

Obligatory "You sound just like Slazo" comment

[@kermity_lmao]

I just fucking died Everyone else: NOBODY ASKED.

[@lj3256]

Ay-Zay-zell. That's how you say it. It's the scapegoat demon.

[@EternallyEden]

This is weird. I haven’t watched the video fully yet but like I was writing a story for my assignment a while ago so I named “Azazel” for one of my characters and this comment appears.

[@selena303021]

So many cringe pronunciations. That one and Medici got me the most tho 😂

[@trevorjohnson5213]

Bloop

[@DONUTDONUTDONUTDONUTDONUT]

The hardest character to play as is Waluigi Oh wait.

[@littlewolfyzapling8810]

I think this qualifies as a r/cursedcomments

[@mochiloki]

My nine-year-old sister is sick with a common cold, so I just teased her with cookies and cream ice-cream for 12 minutes and 43 seconds, then watched this video and left this comment haha :)

[@ArturGlass.C]

Dude at least try to be sensitive for people who didn't grow up with little sisters. I only grew up with a brother and he never were really close. I felt alone all my childhood and all I ever wished for was to have a little sister that I could gently annoy with ice cream and cookies when she'd be sick but not me. I'm so sick about everyone always bragging about it.

[@ultrabell517]

@@ArturGlass.C r/nobodyasked

[@ArturGlass.C]

@@ultrabell517 Are you serious?

[@ultrabell517]

@@ArturGlass.C nah Im just joking

[@astraaea]

Me and my hot girlfriend Maria found this comment hilarious. We have great sex together.

[@sageseancore]

“Fiddled with my diddle” lmfao

[@atinyfifi1233]

Me: watching enjoying video Ad: hey, looking to sell your car? Me: NoBodY AsKed YOu

[@r3gret2079]

Gosh damn dude. Lmfao runt is such a great insult. That shit just sounded harsh as fuuuuck lol

[@hamzamusawi]

who’s this sLazO guy , man everyone’s voice changes guys, just because emkay’s voice changes , it doesn’t mean u should shame him. i’m smhing my smh so hard

[@brydenblan7306]

Posted 9 months ago

[@hamzamusawi]

Bryden Blan dont try to fuck around , u still commented after me

[@angelrey9862]

Just keep it to yourself Leroy!! 😂😂😂

[@AnomalyINC]

Man, Tyson is obnoxious. And smart. But also obnoxious. Also, I identify as a demiqueer polyromantic pseudoconflux heterochromatic prolapse.

[@alexkaapa]

in what way obnoxious?

[@kadenmr2677]

Tana looking like Barbie after bingeing McDonalds

[@parasiticalibis2369]

8:36 I feel like saying this fits the subreddit covered: I've got an 'IQ of 140' and watched spongebob and my little pony. What you watch doesn't determine how much you're mentally stimulated or what your IQ is. Hell, the IQ is useless.

[@the_tactician9858]

The IQ only shows how much potential one can get. If one doesn't exercise the brain or just doesn't put any effort in, that person is just as stupid as someone who doesn't have the capacity for all of the information. Maybe that person is even more stupid because he is actively destructive to his intelligence.

[@parasiticalibis2369]

@@the_tactician9858 Thank you, 100% agree.

[@xray8863]

5:51 - 6:30 The Bune and Azazel reference was from The Adventures of Siryus. A single player game where you do quests and get stronger. There is also this dragon that is really strong.

[@brandicook8497]

Very cool, Slazo, thank you

[@uncle7081]

Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

[@thewatcher3505]

Next should be r/murderedbywords.

[@dyarx9464]

No stfu

[@scurus11scurus]

A friend of a friend knew someone who saw someone murdered in a movie once

[@dyarx9464]

@@thewatcher3505 normie

[@dyarx9464]

@@thewatcher3505 i gently freak your pets

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

Yaaaaas

[@dax_nobody]

It's like that one vine where the guy says "Say cheese" and the other says, "Oh, I'm vegan so I can't really..."

[@arizmack6341]

Oi, Dom, can you do r/im14andthisisverydeep next?

[@testsubject0427]

Love the way he says "I don't eat coco pops" 14:27

[@qwerbyy]

Welcome weary traveller! Your journey through the KZbin recommended page has lead you to an old EmKay video! It is clearly ancient and narrated by early primal men.

[@queerbait1905]

You know the hardest character is either blue babby, the lost without the holy mantle or the keeper

[@Dog_in_tree]

Back when Emkay was south of the equator

[@1994rhysw]

This video, in a nutshell is why I despise social media 😂

[@drzoidberg4601]

"Best reddit readings south of the equator". GioFilms want to know your location

[@crimson6849]

Me: *Talking with my friends* Random Student: NoBOdy ASkEd Me: Oh you asked?

[@nerdybro1018]

*subs at 99k* “OMG HERE BEFORE 100k!! TRUE FAN HERE!!!”

[@jllfish]

SAMEEE

[@potmki6601]

Loved "education is important :)" - "so is social skills". Respect people in manual labor, sevice, and really any job, let alone essential one, like post.

[@Tea_enthusiast]

14:39 i just let out the ugliest cackle and im scared someone heard me

[@jamieandrews2694]

When people say they have 150+ IQ I litteraly want to yeet myself out the window

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz385]

The Doctor Who one made me feel whack. I collect figures because they look cool, not to play with, but people will automatically assume that since it’s labeled a toy, you’re immature for having it.

[@account4345]

DalekSupremeWithCheese Exactly, so many hobbies revolve around doing or collecting useless shit, fishing is meaningless for the most part and I love fishing, video games are useless for the most part and I love them. Collecting figures is just some people’s hobby, little dorky sure, but people should just chill.

[@scurus11scurus]

(i’m a gay female)

[@SickVapeTricks]

Scott Read woAH DUDE U GOT A KATANA COLLECTION BRO

[@SugaryPhoenixxx]

It doesn't look cool when a girl comes over & sees that you collect "action figures".

[@SickVapeTricks]

lynnthegreat10 that's if you're dating superficial girls who judge on your hobbies rather than you as a person. Those people aren't worth your time anyway.

[@NigelNikoba]

3:34 The hardest character is pretty situational The lost : Dies in 1 hit (execpt you got HM) Hearts are useless Has a free flight and ghost shot Can devil deal without dying If had holy mantle is the best pick A fine stat Skill = Win (note : use him if you got the hm its pretty great but dont use it if you dont have it) The keeper : Only has 3 life (doesnt add up) Only gets healed by money Makes hearts into to flys (Bad) Free access to the shop (if you got the store key) Free trishot Slow firing rate (note donts use him his bad)

[@moormonkey]

Boi that guy who was oofing the Office watcher has the same IQ as me (136)

[@jintie]

nobody asked

[@zooqtheduke4301]

Slazo goes almost undergroud and posts on a monthly basis, then I hear him on Emkay and my jaw dropped

[@emma-tj5ct]

daddy emkay back at it again 🥵

[@r.m7114]

13:40 "so is social skills" i'm dying

[@onlyonewhyphy]

"you know you're fan when your pee stream isn't strain..." What wrong with you?

[@matthewcaha3621]

3:36 it’s the keeper, the lost gets free devil deals and if you put the time in on greed mode you start with holy mantle, basically gives you the keepers health with no downside for curse rooms. The keeper can’t have more than 2 hits even with health upgrades and can’t get a low tears rate, to put it in perspective soy milk still gives you abysmal damage but you end up with only 5 tears

[@muckajoe6744]

Wait a second this guy sounds so much like slazo am I the only one who noticed

[@funnysecksnumber6998]

when every youtube channel ever mentions their 'second channel' but you cant find it

[@WorldGoods]

Description should just be totally not slazo

[@riabouchinska]

"It's quite raunchy when you think about it" DUDE THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING

[@GarfieldPhone]

is 3:24 tboi? what game is that? edit: ye its tboi for sure.

[@ashleycantrell9844]

It's impressive for the dude to even watch doctor who for 55 years.. he had to have watched it since 63

[@allisonrichards4329]

I can't be the only one that thinks EmKay sounds a lot like Slazo, right..?

[@elligrant7501]

I feel like everyone who is watching this on the toilet was personally attacked by that first one 😂😂😂 RIP to all

[@dallenicthecorgigod4228]

Is this slazo's brother? I like this guy more.