r/Nuclearrevenge They Stole My House, So I Killed 2 of Them!

r/Nuclearrevenge In today's story, a homeowner gets kicked out of his house due to his controlling, evil Homeowner's Association. The former homeowner then carefully plans his revenge, and eventually returns to an HOA meeting with a gun! He kills 2 of the member before he's arrested. It's absolutely insane what steps people will go to get revenge. If you enjoyed this content, be sure to subscribe for daily Reddit videos!
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[@rSlash]

The r/Nuclearrevenge stories where someone commits murder are so crazy. What would have to happen for you to kill another human being?

[@nature_fiend777]

i’ve never been this early and surprisingly it wasn’t even from a notification. i just clicked youtube and this was the first video on my feed and i clicked it and realized how early i was

[@ShitStainedBallSack]

I've committed murder

[@tornadogames4182]

rSlash Touch my toilet paper lmao

[@greenclock7423]

Notice me, senpai~

[@abigailmoore5691]

Thank you for the new episode!

[@bellesmith8925]

The immediate shift from *serious* “OP murders someone to get revenge” to *cheery* “I’m an athletic gay guy” really got me 🤣

[@Choco____1]

Wait, doesn't the gay athletic guy go first?

[@51rius]

Chocoboy no he was talking about the story for LATER

[@thebananashow6986]

IKR

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

@@Choco____1 Depends: was he black?

[@airborne4523]

www.abc15.com/news/crime/old-time-crime-man-fires-multiple-shots-into-peoria-hoa-meeting-in-2000 well...this is a thing

[@beckyhartley9502]

"I was born and raised in Texas" *YOU'VE YEE'D YOUR LAST HAWWW*

[@jonathondavis5894]

Only steers and queers come frum texas

[@ratking4768]

The power of YEEEEE HAWWWWW COMPELS YOU

[@cptcool-__-7501]

*DID SOMEONE SAY YEEEEEE HAWWW*

[@thescreamingtexan6045]

remember: 1) this is Texas 2) this is a game 3) the couches volunteered 4) the kids have real shot guns so proceed with maximum distance 5) the alamo

[@thescreamingtexan6045]

I serve the republic of Texas.

[@oneeyedking7465]

I'll be 100% honest. I'm 50/50 on the HOA story. You rob a man of his home, you can't be surprised if he snaps.

[@isaacsherwin9642]

in the end he won, he got his revenge and he got to go out a pretty easy way, he probably planned to go on death row so that he wouldn't have to live steaming over his revenge or a life behind bars

[@gaziaOG]

I don't know if this makes me a psycho, but I totally am on Richard's side. Seen too much of those HOA entitled pricks. The man was just minding his own business, so STOP shoving your entitled crap up his face.

[@wmj1860]

He sacrificed his life so nobody would have to go through that again, I respect it tbh

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

I support Richard the HOA was going out of its way to screw him over so

[@unsounderdesert]

phildev I believe after the story he said it was true after reading the police report he confirmed he had killed 2 people but I can’t condone murder but I’m not saying he wasn’t wrong in doing it

[@marcusgray2799]

I'm proud of the father who made sure that abuser was taken care of. He did right ruining his life. I bet he will never touch anyone again

[@hardcorenativextreme]

death would have been an escape, what the dad did is worse than death. basically torture and torment him til his death

[@dannydean84]

@@hardcorenativextreme The pinishment fits the crime.

[@Aspen_exists_and_stuff]

I’m so happy that poor girl had a decent dad that actually believed her and made her feel safe

[@blahbleh5671]

Better yet, he could have been a present father to prevent the abuse to begin with

[@uchytjes10]

I would feel happy were it not for the seed of doubt that no proof was obtained before the revenge was done. I personally believe that what was said actually happened, but I have heard of too many stories where lies led to similar things happening to someone who was innocent.

[@LadyCartoonCritic]

as someone who was mo**ed as a child as well, it makes me smile to see that revenge. My abuser never got outed until a few months ago, about 20 years later. He now has to live with the fact that his family now knows what he is as he is on his death bed. People who do that to children get the worst eventually. Children are innocent and pure and people who hurt them are just evil.

[@ismae-rienne4991]

I'm surprised he survived. Inmates do NOT like child molesters. Once they find out there is one in the prison, the molester is then targeted. I heard a story about that from my sister, who worked in a prison for a year.

[@MayHugger]

@@ismae-rienne4991 Perhaps they wanted to make sure the molester survived, to make the trash suffer.

[@ismae-rienne4991]

@@MayHugger could be.

[@devinr1976]

I actually kinda think they went too far tbh

[@devinr1976]

@@ismae-rienne4991 yeah but they went way too far

[@vsGoliath96]

"This isn't revenge, this is straight up premeditated murder!" Yep, also known as revenge.

[@alico2901]

Blood revenge

[@GamerNamedIan]

vsGoliath blood for the blood god.

[@DevinSeeleyDevilO]

Atomic Revenge

[@gooberius]

@Steve Abner Killing someone is NO joke dude, you guys support murder, wtf

[@gooberius]

@Steve Abner They were thieves but ending someone's life over them taking your house away is unfair.

[@IanWatson]

Re: the restaurant story, I've watched enough crime dramas to know that you only break ONE LAW AT A TIME. If you've got a body in the trunk, you drive UNDER the speed limit. Jeez.

[@azielplays5980]

Ian Watson Sadly, they’ll still stop you if you’re driving too slow lol.

[@akl2k7]

@@azielplays5980 But not if you're going less than five under

[@shaunalennon3144]

actually, that's more suspicious than speeding and you can still be stopped and ticketed for driving too slow.

[@776281]

Like the British lad with a car full of drugs doing donuts. It was on one of the UK shows ?real responders

[@billcame6991]

I was on a grand jury 20 years ago. I learned that if you are going to commit a crime, do it yourself and don't talk to others about it.

[@coius7987]

As I live in an HOA. I understand sometimes why Richard did what he did. I don't feel sorry for the board members one bit. Not how I would've handled things, but sad to say, never fuck with a man's castle. He may release the troops.

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

nope. murder is wrong no matter the reason

[@GoddessOfThree]

Tf

[@gabbagoo9774]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 Coward

[@brosephstinson1297]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 Nope, he did well. Fuck em. Murder is only wrong if its for the wrong reasons. This was rightful.

[@Bob-he9ux]

Fr

[@guyman6446]

The guy who committed the murders should have said "they foreclosed my house so I forclosed them," would have been a proper response

[@theswedishdude1]

"they made my life hell so i sent them to hell"

[@stopaskingaboutmyuser3527]

I feel bad at how hard I laughed at that-

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@stopaskingaboutmyuser3527 dont. they ruined his life, so he ruined theirs.

[@_._shinonome_._]

@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 they invoiced him for landscapers, he invoiced them for the funerals

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@_._shinonome_._ exactly. make a fine, then try to avoid paying for another? somebody WILL. TAKE. THEIR. POUND. OF. FLESH. whether it be literally or figuratively depends on whom it is.....

[@SilverNightx1]

They've Evicted him from his home, So he made sure to Evicted their souls from their bodies.

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

SilverNightx1 my feelings exactly. The for closed on his home he foreclosed on their lives

[@mandalorianhunter1]

Their souls are free for hell.

[@hiimkillian7143]

oh dear

[@vivietamihmih8460]

that story made me so f angry. how dare they send someone to strangers yard to trim strangers hedge and invoice them. omg call the cops. dont people in usa have this law that you can shoot if someone trepases?

[@mandalorianhunter1]

@@vivietamihmih8460 not a company that has been paid

[@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx]

HOA: Richard, you are evicted from your house Richard: *So you have chosen......death*

[@somamyan247]

*literally*

[@reriykan]

ros oh haha, someone should have made a joke about that

[@AdamApplebaum]

Boom Head shot!

[@KumiChan2004]

Makes me glad I don't have an HOA where I live. Because they would hate me.

[@Pontiacse93]

I bet the hoa stop fucking with people after rich went in shooting.

[@mbgal7758]

All HOA’s should hear this story so they might think twice about ruining peoples lives

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

thats total garbage. anyone who knows anything knows the hoa's dont think

[@The-three-eyed-Prophet]

I Agree HOA´s have no right to exist at all in my opinion !!! ...

[@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist]

The HOA story. I want someone to imagine this though, you buy a house, you spend decades paying it off, living in this community, making friends. Then for years get sent BS fees, that are draining your bank account by tens of thousands of dollars, maybe even forced debt, then unable to upkeep it, you lose your home. I cant say I blame the guy, its not too different than a robber trying to take everything you own, only in this form its legalized. Which is another reason why HOA’s should be illegal.

[@psychopathgains2510]

The guy at the end missed a once in a lifetime opportunity to have gotten a huge settlement from that company.

[@AlanTClark]

Yep, I'm pretty sure that's the route I would have taken. but the way things go for me I'm sure it would have ended up biting me in the ass anyway, even though I wasn't the one that did anything wrong. So I guess sometimes it's best just to leave shit alone 😇

[@cosmickinng888]

Exactly I know I would have taken that offer and share some with the dude that sent the video in too

[@Singerisacrook]

Yeah that was the biggest mistake, that guy could have made so much money from a lawsuit like that, depending on how big the company is, he could have made out with a lot of dough, easily $20,000 at least, and easily if the company is big, for that fuck up would definitely net a million minimum

[@robyngemelle5160]

Super true. But I think that’s why his new manager took the extra step to make sure those people got dealt with both legally and criminally. Because if I had someone come work for me who was a genuine as this guy, oh yeah I’d go above and beyond to make sure this kid got justice. Can’t stand seeing GOOD people taken advantage of for their kindness. When I see that happen, gloves are off!!! That’s what I believe his new managers did.

[@wyolaskan1868]

@@robyngemelle5160 In essence, conceded the battle and won the war.

[@solomongrundy1618]

First guy: cornered in bathroom ULTRA INSTINCT INTENSIFIES

[@conspiracyofraven69]

*KA KA KA KA DAZE*

[@eileenlimgh]

@Alex DeLaMare within *

[@Danielguy101]

Spider Sense

[@theredneckunicorn9752]

That was an UUUUUUUULTRAAAA COOOOOOOOOOMBOOOOO!

[@liswatching3241]

KA-KA-KA-KA KACHI DAZE, GUN-GUN-GUN-GUN-GUNWO MUKI

[@captainhuntank7963]

that last story though The 2 Crooks: *constantly telling things about themselves on facebook* Audrey: *INTERESTING*

[@SillyRamen]

I imagine Audrey to look very stuck up and stern, but in the kind of way you only need to fear it if you deserve it. The kind of person who isn’t necessarily the strong hero of the story, but is scarier to the villain and make people go “oh shit” when she walks into the room with her head held high and elegant. The one who calls in the big boys at her disposal to wreck you lol Particularly I’m imagining Mother Superion from Warrior Nun lol The secret badass you love

[@RandomCorvid]

​@@SillyRamen I got more of a "Take no shit from idiots" vibe. Very much like Judge Judy. I could see a older woman in a suit just looking at these idiots with a raised brow of dismissal and disapproval.

[@improv6132]

Okay, in that last story, Dean (new boss at new company) sounds like an awesome guy. Actually listens to a potential hire, goes to bat for him legally, and winds up shining a bright light into a rotten section of a company. Good on him!

[@silverblaze46]

You also have to give this guy credit because they flat out said that the OP committed theft and I’m actually surprised that they didn’t embellish or say any other slanderous things just so OP wouldn’t get another job.

[@gydgeza8646]

"This isn't revenge, this is straight up premeditated murder!" I mean.... the two aren't mutually exclusive

[@proCaylak]

you are right, but rslash wanted to avoid glorifying that act at all.

[@bridi0821]

It’s not even revenge because the 2 people he killed weren’t even involved with the HOA while he lived in the home. He literally killed one lady during her first ever HOA meeting.

[@sav22rem22]

Brianna D Well I bet they didn’t make the mistake of bullying anyone anymore. So oh well

[@bridi0821]

sav22rem22 he still killed 2 innocent people that were in no way involved with his issue. It’s not revenge in that case.

[@robertlee3081]

@@bridi0821 still a revenge cuz theyre part of the HOA

[@jonbarrett8002]

remember kids, don't sign an HOA agreement when buying a house, if someone tries to force you into signing one, say no, and just buy the house, if someone pushes you into opting in, refuse again and if needed get the law and if possible banks involved, you will be able to buy the house without the HOA bs, then just lay back and watch their salty ass tears when you do whatever the frick you want with your own house that you own.

[@jamesarmstrongiv8279]

Watch put in some states buying a house with an HOA agreement is automatically agreeing to the rules and regulations of the hoa

[@Epic_747]

hoa is terrible

[@manictiger]

​@@jamesarmstrongiv8279 They better correctly advertise the house. If I am ever unfortunate enough to wind up dealing with an HOA, I will sue them into the ground for false advertising. I have the cashflow and floating capital to do so. I'll take their whole neighborhood and rent it out if they ever try that scam on me.

[@sovietmusiclover8466]

@@manictiger so in other words, *you will sue them out of existence or until they are a shell of their former self.*

[@manictiger]

@@sovietmusiclover8466 I'm not entirely unmerciful. I'd offer one of my cardboard boxes so they can keep a roof over their head.

[@norton_antivirus]

the last one was just a continuous domino effect with the dominoes getting larger and larger

[@chesh1rek1tten]

Nuclear A-hole-Tax

[@badvoodoo2097]

I had a similar situation with a store location Soooooo some back story I recently moved to Houston was there a few weeks and found a nearby store to transfer into after meeting the store manager Couple of months goes by no problem They hired a new night manager and brought in some new overnight workers Aside from 2 other workers and myself everyone including the managers all smoked weed during breaks and lunch They even were bold enough to steal food during their shifts My problems weren’t with this it was with the discrimination I had to deal with as a white male in a store with 90% of the night team including managers black and they were all smoking buddies Soooooo here’s a typical night I generally floated all night from one department to another and I would even stay late some days I’d stay until 10 overtime is overtime HR would try to make it my fault but I tried to explain to them how stupid everything is on how the dairy department barely has any help on a 16 hour task to do it in 8 hours That’s two people working consistently on the task and finishing by 7am and then doing the department managers job so he can bullshit in the break room or the meat cooler anywhere there was no cameras So the main dairy worker was always there and on his off days I was the replacement The frozen worker on these two days was the helper for these days in dairy which was just ridiculous On those two days the frozen guy would take his time on a 2-4 hour task finish it around 3 am and take the rest of his shift playing with a guy across the store instead of helping me in the dairy department On nights where it was only 12-14 hour tasks it’s not so bad sometimes a feature comes in so we separate it and put it to the side The audacity of some of these lazy morning team members was hilarious They expected me to work 18 hours of freight Break down 6 bunkers of features and set up the new features change the price points and label and bin the overstock from the entire night That’s around 30 hours of labor to do in 8 hours I talked with my supervisor of the night and told him the task was realistic And that they were pulling the frozen guy to chemicals to work 4 pallets of freight with his friend I mentioned earlier It was great I recorded the conversation I told him it wasn’t fair that any of the unfair stuff is going on and the dairy guy has me helping him after lunch every night and I don’t get help when I’m working dairy He simply says “ the other guy is black and has hard a rough life and needs a good environment to grow” I told him if he needed to grow maybe he could go to therapy instead of Smoke weed and figure out his life The manager at this point is mad at me as it was his nephew or cousins son I looked him straight in the face and told him either send me help or this is my resignation He declined sending me assistance so I finished the night typed out an email for corporate with names of everyone they needed to drug test and they locked down the store for mistreatment of workers for 3 weeks until they did a complete overhaul on management and the overnight team The store is doing better I stopped by a year later ran into the dairy guy he said the cross I had to bear was a sacrifice that needed to be made I was at a breaking point and the only thing that kept me from first fighting the significantly larger manager wasn’t his size, it was my ability to make smart decisions and put that store under investigation The manager I almost fought was on probation with the company as he was sleeping with the female cashiers in exchange for giving them hours Instead of just firing him

[@haiderali1750]

But not as big as the soviet union

[@BombyGaming232]

And at the end when the sexual harassment domino fell, it was a mile high. And in the path of a hydrogen bomb

[@coltrinculo703]

It was that corridor crew video lol

[@Maladjester]

"This isn't revenge, this is murder." No, it's revenge. You can argue it's not justice, but it is textbook revenge.

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

nope, it is murder. psychopath

[@Maladjester]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 Aw, look. Somebody made an account just to call me names. That's adorable.

[@themeerkat5157]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 it's literally the textbook definition of revenge tf u on about

[@amirferdhany3177]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 murder IS revenge, it’s NOT justice or justifiable

[@dansweda712]

So what was he charged with in court? Revenge or murder? The act of revenge is in pace with what was done for such reaction, for example, you steal my lunch, I steal your's, you key my car, I might take it up a notch and pour a gallon of paint on the hood, you give me a hard time about the upkeep of my property, and I come back months later and kill you, that's not revenge, that's just plain murder. Revenge would have been for him to get them kicked out of the HOA

[@benlawton5420]

Can't really blame Richard, they took almost everything from him.

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

ben lawton In this country it used to be standard practice to kill someone for stealing your ride, how is it even questionable to kill someone for their stealing your house? They deserved death.

[@johnnyjohnsonjohn2593]

Tread on those who tread on you.

[@wta1518]

No, they did not deserve that.

[@benlawton5420]

@@wta1518 Not saying they deserved it, but I understand why he did it. If they've also done similar things in the past it becomes more of a hero story :)

[@wta1518]

@@benlawton5420 two people fucking died because of one bad HOA.

[@ruegarcia1682]

This might sound really weird but I love how you don't include full paragraphs all at the same time. It really helps me because I'll read ahead and not even realize. Thanks for that.

[@omgsomeoneactually3926]

Yeah samw

[@tylern6420]

Wtf is that Pic?

[@javierarvizu1700]

@@tylern6420 godd howard in a teletubbie suit, holding a shotgun towards you for not buying skyrim: fridge edition

[@darknessdarkrai8365]

@@tylern6420 Either the monster in Stranger Things or Sirenhead.

[@jaysahunter256]

Same. Especially with adhd reading large blocks of text is a nightmare

[@miibrawler]

That Richard story wasn’t nuclear revenge, I think it belongs in r/blackholerevenge. I’ve only ever seen one more brutal than that.

[@bobbyboswell13]

and that would be?

[@pres.offruitloopsdevisiono8718]

im so late but PLEASE SHARREEE

[@GreenKnight1982]

@Iophene there's one where a woman chopped up her abusive husband and spread his body parts across several different Farms and was let off by a jury. You can look it up it's in Google

[@vampire9545]

A new sub for me!

[@furiousryan6917]

Yeah I remember that one

[@brianfarris5676]

Premeditated murder certainly sounds like a form of revenge to me. While it should go without question that this is extreme in degree. A lesson should be taken about pushing people. They fucked around and found out.

[@Elhao]

I do sympathize with Richard. Every time I hear these HOA stories I think to myself "That can't be legal" and yet they are always somehow able to enforce their arbitrary and ridiculous rules and decisions, making other people's lifes hell.

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

so ur saying he was right to murder 2 ppl?

[@Elhao]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 Considering my post is 2 years old I'm not 100% sure what the story was about but I wouldn't necessarily agree to that. I just said I sympathize with him, just the way I can sympathize with Thanos in Infinity War. That doesn't mean I agree that it was the right thing to do.

[@Bob-he9ux]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 they harassed, tormented and ruined his life. I say they had it coming and karma came back to hit twice as hard. Not all revenge are fair or even.

[@jplayzow]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821sympathize does not mean agree it means understand

[@CanadianARMY1000]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 Life doesn't have intrinsic value. With that in mind, why wouldn't Richard be right to kill those two fleshbags? As far as he and we know, they just existed to spread misery.

[@abdijabaryasin4950]

Daily Dose Of Rslash is what I need to get the day started.

[@simplysim1346]

Someone should make a accounr called Daily Dose of Rslash and post stuff about Rslash :D

[@chris_9074]

AAY-V exactly

[@the_soulless_joe8751]

@@simplysim1346 Good idea!

[@simplysim1346]

@@the_soulless_joe8751thanks :3 lol

[@LouisTheBlackCat]

And it's what I need to end mine. We're like opposite world twins 😆

[@TheToyPhotographer6312]

The story with the Richard guy sounds like the Killdozer guy's story: town officials/HOA fucks him over, guy loses his home, goes nuclear on the those that wronged him, and not harming anyone innocent other than the assholes that made the guy's life hell.

[@cpob2013]

The only downer in that story was his suicide

[@basedeltazero714]

It wasn't mentioned that he was at fault, unlike killdozer guy.

[@Alverant]

The Killdozer guy did harm a lot of innocent people and he himself caused his own problems by being an arrogant jerk.

[@UnknownUser-xk5rr]

Main difference is, Martin Heemeyer (the Killdozer guy) didn't kill anyone barring himself. He didn't intend to, either. Richard shot two people dead, and wounded two more fools.

[@ksis1749]

Thumbnail: _”They Stole My House so I Killed 2 Of Them!”_ Me: _EXCUSE ME _*_WHAT_*

[@genericnpc5669]

"Right back at ya, buckaroo."

[@scunts]

Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@TraceyJeanne]

New here ? 😂

[@ksis1749]

Tracey Jeanne Nah I just thought it was title enhancement for views lol

[@qdllc]

If you see how HOAs and some town councils operate, it’s amazing it doesn’t have more often.

[@galactic7458]

This video is almost half an hour _WHY IS IT STILL TOO SHORT_

[@fivesARC--5555]

Lol

[@st4ndg4mes87]

┐(´ー｀)┌

[@Josh_the_jester]

9:20 I don't think Richard was looking for satisfaction, he only wanted them dead, and he didn't care if he dies afterwards, why? Because he had nothing to loose because he already lost everything to those pricks.

[@VRDejaVu]

Story 2: There is nothing below someone who hurts children. What ever happens to him is not enough.

[@RevokFarthis]

"This isn't revenge, it's premeditated murder." ... Premeditated murder *is* a valid definition of revenge my dude.

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

RevokFarthis they deserved it.

[@RevokFarthis]

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ sure... but what's that got to do with anything?

[@RevokFarthis]

@@philxdev ok, but like I asked Rick over there; what does that have to do with anything?

[@patrickracer43]

r/Nuclearrevenge: where you're guaranteed to get at least one murder, and in the case of KZbinrs like Rslash, one demonized video

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Demonetized. But I think you may accidentally be right. Those people faced some serious hellfire and brimstone.

[@patrickracer43]

@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber I blame autocorrect... but demonized works

[@pokemonslayer3345]

@@patrickracer43 I accidentally read your comment as "demonetized" but after reading the other comment I went back and laughed my ass of at what it actually said.

[@broke7474]

69 likes, nice

[@pineappletree50]

He needs to be more like Ethan Klein and get the CEO of KZbin on his channel

[@Juju2927]

RSlash : *Talks about stories of people getting murdered* KZbin : Rslash : *Misses one curse words and doesn't tries to change it* KZbin : **YOU KNOW WHAT ?!**

[@lhellhammer]

Everyone is just a bad day from going over the edge. Richard sounds like he got more than he deserved by some power tripping HOA yuppies.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

You should never pick a fight with a gay guy if you're a dude: They're used to men going down! Also, that last story is still nuclear revenge, it's just OP was the bomb, not the one launching it. :P

[@cc-dz6qn]

TheBritishWolf 😂😂

[@comradesam3382]

Nice one

[@BersealiaDreamheart]

The last story? I agree with RSlash. It does seem more like nuclear karma than nuclear revenge.

[@taylorlibby7642]

@@BersealiaDreamheart Agreed. When all you have to do is get out of the way for someone to suffer the consequences of their own actions it seems more like karma than revenge to me.

[@AndrewAce.]

Lmao

[@desireeguillot8003]

On the murder: they ruined his life, so he ruined theirs. That’s why people should be more careful how they treat people. You never know what the last straw is for someone else.

[@rollfaceonkeyboard]

It's really important to maintain empathy for people. If you abuse your power and make people suffer. They will reach breaking point. Never mess with a fighter on a comeback they have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

[@flegmaniac3462]

Or take away the guns and act like decent human beings? HOA's are American bs

[@arianacabrera9443]

Fr some people don’t care about murder and will gladly commit to it.

[@rollfaceonkeyboard]

@@flegmaniac3462 yes they are American bs, I think you're right. But even without guns people pushed to extremes act violently. The means of violence just changes. It becomes a bow, or a fire, an axe, a knife. This man wanted them dead he just would have done it differently.

[@vgamesx1]

@@rollfaceonkeyboard You're right he would have come up with a different way but I've always thought it was funny how America's solution to gun problems is more guns, like how schools have a gun problems "Oh, I know let's give all the teachers guns!" it's hilarious and sad at the same time and on top of that doesn't really solve anything.

[@AJDRAGON01]

Hi, With the current pandemic going on, I can imagine that HOA's have been dialing there evilness down to a minimum level in order to avoid being targeted by someone with a gun and a bad case of Cabin Fever.

[@WobblesandBean]

You'd think so, but...no. You're severely underestimating just how evil and corrupt HOA board members are.

[@vgamesx1]

@@WobblesandBean They're like managers, give someone the tiniest bit of power and they abuse it.

[@WobblesandBean]

@@vgamesx1 Exactly, only they're ten times worse than even the douchiest of managers. They're the biggest Karens and Kevins you'll ever know, and I'm convinced most of them are legit narcissists, if not outright sociopaths!

[@ShanaLawson]

Wobbles and Bean The HOA I was directly associated with was ran by an older lady in Ga and she HATED confrontation so my mom was her VP. My mom was active duty Army at the time so she handled the problems lol. They were the nice ones, if you couldn’t mow your lawn my mom would do it for you (or we were voluntold lol) but the other members like secretary and treasure were horrid! Always trying to get people in trouble for the littlest of things. They wore their titles on their foreheads and constantly tried pushing the older women out.

[@jojo-uw8tx]

The boss from the last story was a legend. He was amazing for showing that video to his lawyer wife. He had no obligation to do so, but he still did. Kudos

[@nurd10]

HOA: “We’re going to keep sending these landscapers” Richard: “Well, yes, but actually no”

[@SilverFang2789]

HOAs are the worst. Devils every last one of them.

[@redshirt49]

Good thing there's no such thing in my country, the idea that some nebulous organization you didn't sign up for can tell you what to do with your property is patently ridiculous. So long as no laws are broken what you do on and with your property is your business.

[@SMAXZO]

@@redshirt49 Exactly. Hell, they send in landscapers into his property, without his permission and they have the gall to ask him to pay for what they spent? Piss off with that nonsense.

[@icecold9511]

@@redshirt49 Technically they do sign up for it. It is part of the purchase in the neighborhood. Problem is, this contract is a blank piece of paper. They can change the agreement at will.

[@PaveMentman]

--- @@redshirt49 Well, "HomeOwner Association" alternatives do exist but for the most part they certainly are far more governmentally monitored, as in they certainly not following the "laws of the Wild West". "Housing cooperatives" are a very good comparison in sense that this applies to every other non-stand-alone / single-detached-houses. Majority of the times you're required to pay a "maintenance charge " (in Finland, this is called "Yhtiövastike" which literally translates to "company compensation"); this is the cost collected for maintenance (naturally) and any expenses that needs to be done in the cooperative (E.G. piping-replacements and other renovations). You find some more details here of the Finnish-example (in English): www.reddit.com/r/Finland/comments/a3buqd/what_is_yhti%C3%B6vastike/ Also including in Finland, if your house is located next to a non-government-maintained road (I.E. is a private road), this road specially needs its own "private road association" in order get subsidies from government. In USA for example, homeowner associations would / should also handle road-maintenances of their area. So it's not that homeowner association-entities itself are evil. But it's the everything within and around it that make them to be "wrong". And (seemingly) unfortunately, this is yet another thing that still lives in "Wild West"-era... ---

[@duck5843]

In the second story I kinda feel bad for the gang members. The dad would just call them and be like "Yo he moved again, can you beat the sh*t out of him for me?" and the friends would be like "Again!? *sigh* ok..."

[@audreym3908]

Or maybe he knew people from where the guy moved to or the friends know others that do.

[@Edmund._.Dantes]

Maybe he paid for their travel? Or used a different set?

[@princessannabelle4524]

Yeah sometimes I feel like some of these gang members are put up to it too, like somebody sent them because they all think I'm a local junkie now, had they stopped and heard my side of the story, they would go back and beat up there leader for sending them to us.

[@ChrisPotato1822]

Well, while gangs are usually horrible and common criminals do awful things, rapists are the least loved by them all. And there's a reason they typically don't last long in prison.

[@This_is_Bambii]

@@ChrisPotato1822 Pedophiles in particular. Even violent criminals can somehow sympathize with a child being abused.

[@testsubject6829]

To that story of the dad getting friends to beat up a child molester: The River Styx is too good for trash like that. You shouldn't litter, even in a ghostly river.

[@Clbull118]

"This isn't revenge, this is straight up premeditated murder!" It's called nuclear revenge for a reason.

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

nope, murder is murder

[@CatCheshire]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 Be grateful that you never lost anything precious to you, and your animal instincts did not kicked in... He didn't do all that unprovoked...

[@Nebraska60]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 doesn’t make it any less of a revenge story.

[@Jake-ns6fj]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 nope, murder is nuclear revenge

[@thedespoiler]

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 well nuclear revenge is self destructive too. and most of the time go longer then necessary. i like watching movies about it tho. i like john wick.

[@silentreaper5805]

So satisfying hearing him say “nuclear” properly unlike everyone I’ve ever heard say it lol.

[@huntclanhunt9697]

Noo-cue-lore

[@rouge-ish324]

Nuculer

[@Darthox200]

Nuke-leer Is how I say it I don’t know if that’s right

[@LouSaydus]

nukeyaler!

[@hunzhurte]

Neeukleeahr

[@alexmercer4114]

"this is straight-up premeditated murder" And here's Tom with the weather.

[@chaosreaver3597]

It something I never understood about America HOA's, unless you have been living under a rock, you know the U.S. is filled with people who have guns. The victims didn't deserve to die for their power trip, but how short sighted do you have to be to constantly push some who has access to firearms? Your napoleon complex doesn't grant immunity to bullets.

[@carltheintern1859]

Man: returns to California People at that board: Why do I hear boss music?

[@SpiderT16]

When the doom music kicks in

[@vallihuldununtamed7669]

Well, at least Richard got two of em. When you take everything from a man you have given him his freedom, for he has nothing left to lose.

[@matthewcrites4197]

I suppose Fredo is gonna be swimming with the fishes

[@settheshallow8913]

The godfather was not too happy

[@dx1450]

"I'm smaaaaht, Michael! Not dumb like everyone says."

[@bigbittyash5154]

oh yea, i refer to that as bin-laddin style

[@liamdtait3519]

And hopefully box jelly fish

[@ODST626]

The second story broke my heart. This happened to my youngest sister. Unfortunately I was not in her life yet as we were separated at birth and i only found her 3 years after this happened. I was 18 when i found her. She was 14. Apparently it went on for years and the family protected the perps (more than one) and told her to think about the family and how dare she put them in danger with the law. I offered to take her in if she wanted to but she said the main perp died and the other stopped after that (was also a child and likely just doing what the adult told him and not knowing any better). Lucky me he already died cuz i was already packing up to go murder his ass. She was on the edge of suicide by the time i popped into her life since she basically lived with people who would rather protect her abusers and made her therapist break patient confidentiality and used it against her. Apparently she always knew i existed but never thought i knew about her or cared. I had actually spent over half my life trying to find her and the others. So when we first started talking she told me everything and since i had witnessed similar things at a young age i could relate and we ended up talking alot. Out of all the younger siblings we are the closest despite the relatively little time we've known each other. Part of me feels guilty for not being there (i was 17 or 18 at the time) but we both understand that it was entirely out of my control. But i still get angry with myself for not being there for her or protecting her like a brother should. I'm also pissed with the other brothers to a degree and can't really bring myself to forgive them. 1 for being an active abuser. The other for not doing anything to stop it. But i recognize they were also really young and probably couldn't physically stop anyone. We both do therapy but often talk to each other about our life issues and act as therapist for each other when we just need someone to listen. And she's told me im her favorite and she tells me things she would never tell her family (for fear of an abusive response) and now im extremely over protective of her and im currently helping her plan to become independent and escape that environment on her own power (her wish) though she knows all she has to do is ask and id drop everything and come for her. Currently she's my entire world and i live to spoil her and make her happy. The current bf has my approval though im still cautious mainly cuz he's new. But so far he seems like a good kid.

[@ussairaragbeer6918]

👏👏

[@kidsdelewis2553]

Wow I hope this situation gets better

[@ODST626]

@@kidsdelewis2553 it's not better but its not worse. The other offender finally left the house and is on his own now so theres that at least. But her current family is still really harsh/abusive. Just yesterday she was upset that her dad called her a useless waste of space. I hope she gets away soon.

[@Epic_747]

people who think it's okay to do this to children should be beaten and then sold as slaves they feel that ruining a childhood is acceptable as long as they live their happiest life and for that reason they are the scum of the earth.

[@kronk4213]

@@ODST626 can we get an update? I hope you and your sister are doing okay -

[@Tailstraw_xD]

"Oh, SWEET, there's an HOA in this community! -No One -No One EVER

[@airplanenut89]

No one except the egotistical jerks who want to run it.

[@brandiphillips5775]

They're not all bad. Some are decent people concerned with property investments.

[@DeathProductions200]

My family thinks hoa is the best thing. Like, yeah it can potentially keep home value high. They also think stuff like that story is okay. Fucking nuts.

[@chaosreaver3597]

HOA's make no sense to me. I pay for a house and a cluster of chuckle [expletive]'s tell how I can use it? Err, what? I rarely hear good stories about HOA's, they almost seem comprised of little Napoleons who have a hard on for stupid rules.

[@Tailstraw_xD]

@@DeathProductions200 how does it make sense to sink money into an HOA to "keep home value high", when you could instead spend that money on improvements to the house?

[@davidperry4013]

If I were the victim of getting screwed over by that HOA, I would be creating a paper trail with a spiral notebook and mechanical pencil for a very expensive lawsuit or a felony conviction. Seeing them spending years in prison and have their lives ruined with a felony, or have hundreds or thousands or millions in the hole after getting sued is downright hilarious.

[@joshuacastillo6003]

Richard's story reminds of something my granddad, my mom's step father, used to say. "There are only three kinds of people who meddle in the lives of others. Gods, those who play gods, and those that are settling a score. There are only two kinds of people who have the right to meddle in the lives of others. Gods, and those who were wronged. There's only one kind, though, that people forgive for meddling in the lives of others. Gods. If you're stupid enough to play god, make sure your skin is impenetrable and your innards invulnerable." My grandad was a man who would take a head for an eye. And I have a feeling Richard was the same.

[@skunkrat01]

While I won’t be adopting it as my personal philosophy, I certainly see it’s wisdom, and respect the hell out of it

[@icecold9511]

@@skunkrat01 Just don't play god with other people's lives, just because you have a bit of power. The little guy might change the lopsided rules on you. That's the philosophy in this.

[@SJ-yu5zk]

She didn’t say she needed it explaining? Just that she didn’t want to live by it

[@joshuacastillo6003]

@@skunkrat01 A KAREN SEES THE WISDOM IN SOMEONE ELSE'S WORDS!? **SHOCKED PIKACHU FACE**

[@praise_worthy_boundary1992]

@@joshuacastillo6003 take my like!

[@maggpiprime954]

I think I prefer "Nuclear Karma." When something is so messed up, Nature takes over and reasserts dominance. A special sort of Darwinism. _Very_ satisfying.

[@AncientShotgun]

I've seen and heard of a couple of these situations before, where the bureaucratic nature of certain organizations means that when provable injustice is caused by them and purposefully not addressed for whatever reason, all affected form an unspoken agreement to perform (usually violent) extralegal action against the perpetrators. Is there a specific term for this kind of thing?

[@paulstelian97]

@@AncientShotgun There _is_ in fact a term: Justice.

[@jameswhite1320]

Karma can be a real BITCH, When it comes to my family, she has me on speed dial, which I gladly actively "help" her out with.

[@breizhrudie4757]

"Highly taxed city of Chicago" *laughs in French* Oh wait *cries in French*

[@faheem3721]

Why

[@breizhrudie4757]

@@faheem3721 There's high taxes for everything.

[@Kepora1]

*[Laughs in Southern state]*

[@tommyblackwell3760]

Oui, les impots en France sont lourds!

[@elmondo-s1e]

I am a tax advisor (in the UK) and I see taxes paid in lots of jurisdictions. Can confirm France is bad but see California? Omg seriously. I swear they tax people there for even thinking about tryna make some money

[@luvxnno]

“They stole my house I stole their life” A small price to pay for salvation

[@TJDious]

They took his life. He took theirs.

[@strawberrilemnade9530]

Day 6: Petition to make Rslash say *Boink* when he's refering to the "S" word!!

[@FormCreator]

Finally, something I can get behind!

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Which S word?

[@serpentisma]

I was going to say bang, but boink sounds much more festive.

[@jayamarillo628]

Signed

[@serious643]

Is this thing on? *grass grows,* *birds fly,* *sun shines,* *and brotha, i hurt people.* *"BOINK"* *If you was from where i was from...* *"BONK"* *you'd be fuckin dead*

[@JustMe-xv8fx]

"kinda" screwed him over??? This was boarder line bullying and then they made him lose his house!!! No kinda to it. They f**ked him over and they got their comeuppance, though extreme, still warranted

[@taylorlibby7642]

I mean never mind that we only hear one side of the story, or that the guy was a cowardly scumbag who shot a woman in the back.....sure, they deserved it🙄🙄🙄. Really hope y'all don't pick up any of what you're throwing on other people.

[@punkgirl913]

^ He shot a guy in the head too, but only the woman is worth mentioning? lol. Probably just replying to a troll though

[@beckyhartley9502]

@@taylorlibby7642 Let's hope you don't lose your home and everything you spent your life saving for due to people like that, if you do then I hope you just smile and accept it.

[@beckyhartley9502]

@@punkgirl913 It's a man, most women wouldn't give them a second thought or just portray them in a negative light. For example they're happy to mention the killer was a guy but glossed over the male fatality.

[@JulianOliver]

@@beckyhartley9502 that's kinda sexist

[@Ms_Vylet]

I have a love/hate relationship with this sub, a lot of the stories are fake and some of the time the person kills people, and I hate murder unless it's for a really good reason but at the same time, seeing someone get their life ruined over something they did as a 1-time thing 28 years ago to a random person they barely know is so entertaining.

[@codyics]

What he calls revenge, I call justice. Retribution. Vengeance. A reckoning. If you steal an old man's home, you deserve whatever comes your way.

[@ashannahensley3288]

Right!? It's like once you hit a certain age. Nothing that can be done to you matters anymore because you're already almost fully in the grave. So what's a few murders or two when you've got nothing to lose and everything to gain?

[@SirBinding]

You call murder "justice"? You need to be on a watchlist

[@chloe_louise123]

Such a juicy episode today, loving it

[@strictybear2724]

Hvh

[@yenguyandfriends]

OP: records manager's evil scheme Also OP: gets the FBI involved with nuclear destruction

[@sinfulwrath666]

Man, its been a while since we had a NuclearRevenge episode. Love that its back.

[@fivesARC--5555]

Yas sem

[@MrBeevee5]

Three cheers for Richard and his method of taking care of the HOA board council as punishment for their method of running the HOA.

[@bloodywisp8625]

Richard: “Remember, no Russian”

[@Bugbite0656]

The first story is straight out of Enders Game. In the book they ask why he was so overly brutal and question if he's a monster. In his internal dialog he knew he had to win as quickly and decidedly as possible as he couldn't risk the bullies entire mob joining in, and he needed to prevent any retaliation attacks that would happen for the rest of the year if he didn't put absolute fear into them for that one instant.

[@shadowyt3769]

I thought I recognized that somewhere. I loved the first Enders Game book

[@mr.chibiterasu2956]

Dads who defend their families to the point they will borderline put someone in a life threatening situation is both horrifying and heartwarming.

[@jeffreyaguilar8028]

Remember back when Rslash had Wii music in his videos? Imagine hearing nuclear revenge to this scale while hearing doot, doot doot doot, doot doot doot doot.

[@DragDenDFO]

Oh, so THAT'S what was missing! I've been watching several videos, and had a subconscious feeling that something was missing. Thanks for mentioning it!

[@WhatTrigger]

Gotta admit though, regarding the HOA everyman has his breaking point and they keep pressing buttons until the self destruction countdown was initiated.

[@Matthew_Atacador]

Damn that second story with the dad and stepdad is amazing, truly inspires me to be that dad who beat up a guy for years

[@Jasonfallen71]

Need to pass “Richard’s Laws” across the US and the world that prevents any HOA from foreclosing on homes and prevent all HOA’s from nepotism and long term board terms. Make sure the accountants always have the incentive to get lawyers involved if there’s any HOA abuse at all Richard is kinda my hero. 🥰

[@ellellim]

I can only hope she, the daughter, wasnt lying...

[@hunzhurte]

O boi

[@jaysahunter256]

I highly doubt it. Most kids know not to lie about things like that.

[@theawkwarddolphin4752]

Also although she is a kid, I've met a bit of 12 year olds and they're pretty smart and they would know to not lie about things like that

[@gianmariadaniele291]

Yeah and either way it's no excuse to make someone crippled

[@johnkiser1410]

@@gianmariadaniele291 If that dude went to jail he'd see worse honestly.

[@myspiderungoliant]

That last story; nuclear karma could fit, but “nuclear butterfly effect” might be a better description.

[@biobasher]

that last one was pretty epic, I hope the person who post it thanked the person who hired them afterwards for looking after them. Need more stories of bosses looking after employees.

[@stinkygun06]

The guy who shot up the HOA is a prime example of revenge isn't always good

[@user-ec2kd8sz3t]

Who else googled "HOA shooting" and found WAAAAAAY more search results than you were expecting?

[@estherdenenga5227]

Wait, what??

[@meirwaxman350]

There are over 1.1 million results for 'died in a blogging accident'.

[@alidan]

what's shocking? an hoa being somewhere can kill property value entirely, its suppose to improve, but it almost never does. in the end, a home in america costs upwards 300,000$ in a place an hoa may exist. I would be willing to fight to the death with someone over robbing me of 20$ much less 300k+ which depending on how you live, is an entire life to acquire and still have money to live on in retirement.

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Josh R As it should be.... a$$holes stealing people’s houses deserve death. In this country we used to regularly hang people (with or without a judge and jury) for stealing someone’s ride, how anyone would question the need to keel someone for stealing a house is baffling, and anyone not understanding that has likely never had anything stolen from them...

[@cetomedo]

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ I am very sorry to anyone who is reading this mess of a comment, but especially the Rickest Rick It's because the crime and punishment has to fit each other, but they have different values for each person. Some people see death as less severe than others, just as some people see theft as less bad than others. Worse still, is that how much worse/better should the punishment even be, if not equal? or should it be equal? Most would agree that arses stealing people's houses do deserve a severe punishment, because houses are not a common commodity for almost all people *cough* *billionaires* *cough* *cough*, most people would disagree that if you stole a house, you deserve to die. The optimal outcome for most I think would be a 40-lifetime sentence and The return of the original property without any damages. Since that wasn't a real option here though, I think it would have been more fitting if Richard waited and found another way, not because they don't deserve murder, I can't tell you they don't, because every person decides themselves, but he effectively committed suicide to get his revenge. (To show that I somewhat (almost certainly not fully) understand: I didn't have my house stolen, but I did have some much much less valuable things stolen,(100-1000 dollars cash, credit card, I.D. card(was out of country, so I actually almost got stranded), etc. again, not nearly as valuable, but I had to live off of 1800 dollars for a month, excluding credit card, so when I lost both the credit card and the few hundred, that was a pretty big hit, but thankfully I'm a very non-social friendless person so I didn't have much to spend it on (yes I did indeed just burn and compliment myself at the same time) Or you could also answer it as philosophy is an annoyingly complicated maze with no definitive answers

[@renyputman7118]

I swear HOA’s are run by supreme Karen’s and Kyle’s

[@Mark-xh8md]

A couple fewer of those now, thankfully.

[@fivesARC--5555]

Lol yes

[@NotSandhorst]

SO....what's a HOA?

[@UnnoticedKIN]

@@NotSandhorst I think it stands for Home Owners Association.

[@deathguy45]

I know... my stepdad works in construction, so he has a pretty big work truck. And whenever there was HOA fees, 9 times out of 10, they didn't allow him to park it there. So, whenever we saw a house we liked on realtor.com, we would always have to check if there was HOA fees.

[@360entertainment2]

Honestly as far as Richard was concerned, if they park in front of his house to block him in then it should be no surprise if a tire is unscrewed. Plausible deniability is a thing, if they accuse you and as long as there are no witnesses you could easily get away with it and eventually parking there should stop once enough tires go flying off while you’re driving on the freeway!

[@LarryJ2022]

Appropriate reaction to any HOA harassment. We need to get rid of HOAs entirely in this country, and if that's what it takes to do it, it is what it is.

[@evanlam8044]

That last story floored me, one of the greatest on reddit. It's like a nuke, OP created the bomb, but the managers pushed the button to set it off.

[@SQUIISHY2304]

Nah a agree with Richard. Those HOA board members didn’t think twice about discarding his life like he was nothing. People like that deserve the full revenge of their victims

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

I was more disturbed by the guy kicked in the head 4 times, that could have killed him. Making someone homeless because you can't park in front of their driveway though... yeah no loss there

[@harpoonlobotomy]

'They didn't think twice'? He didn't follow the rules of the HOA, repeatedly, and his house was foreclosed on. There are myriad ways of dealing with that situation that doesn't involve murdering people. Did he try to join the board? Did he go through the bylaws to find out if they were right in sending him the bill for unwanted landscaping? Did he try to sell his house once it was clear he wasn't going to abide the HOA rules? Hell, were the people he killed even in the HOA when he lost his house, or were they complete strangers who never did a damn thing against him?

[@migueldelgado9623]

They said that it was the same board. Now they know better not to abuse their power. And if you think you'd be different in the situation, where your house is taken and your forced to pay the people who stole it from you, you're a liar. And you really think he wouldn't remember who fucked him over?

[@midwestmangos2452]

@@migueldelgado9623 he obviously didn't, if you read the story you would know that the people killed weren't part of the board at the time so yes, they were INNOCENT VICTIMS OF UNJUSTIFIED MURDER. And no, not everyone is sociopathic like you and Richard, so don't assume everyone would think like your psychotic @$$es in that kind of situation.

[@juliorodriguez4954]

I'm not surprised that happened. Richard commenting that crime happens, when people think their above the law. I know is very sad people died. But think about this, it could have been prevented if people doesn't abuse their position. Like my father always said never corner a wild animal you will regret it.

[@vampire9545]

Hoa story is justified in my book. You can't, essentially, harass someone for years, then steal their home and expect nothing to happen to the ones responsible. Yeah extreme, but so it charging someone so much you COULD have a foreclosure and in turn ruining someone's life. This was karma, hoa style.

[@gamma6495]

Last time i was this early the lizard people still hadn't caused WWI

[@supersalsaboy3406]

Damn Zuckerberg

[@JM-ij1om]

Lol!

[@beckyhartley9502]

Ironically I just finished watching Iron Sky 2.

[@mordecaieagle4240]

@@beckyhartley9502 How was it? I haven't had the chance to buy it yet, but i loved their first two movies.

[@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797]

That wasn't my race. Could've been another type of reptoid, but not my species.

[@ShadowWasntHere8433]

Story 1: Beat to an inch of their life Story 2: Beat to an inch of their life, repeatedly Story 3: Literal double homicide Story 4: Yea I got some people fired Something is off about the last one

[@rafy.h.3108]

OOF

[@silverflight01]

Story 4: Killed their egos

[@legionplayz9724]

were they fired out of a cannon?, that would make more sense.

[@manictiger]

One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song?

[@elmondo-s1e]

Yeah, story 4 was the best story of them all 😂 the rest were kinda boring

[@JustAKomiFan]

2nd one when he said nobody hurts my children I heard Somebody toucha my spaghet in my head

[@Thescott16]

1st story: You don't hit someone when they're down unless you're in a "L or D" situation. 2nd story: I approve of _that kind_ of "life sentence" for those types, no parole from that. Hope the sister got some help and was able to move past the trauma. 3rd story: I don't and won't condone murder. But I will say that HOAs exist for the same reason cities pass anti-homeless laws; to hide problems they cause instead of addressing them and forcing their targets to suffer for it. 4th story: "Give a fool a shovel and he'll dig his own grave with it." Not sure where that's from, but it fits. Also, that new boss is the kind of boss we all wish we had and should try to be.

[@tornadogames4182]

Abuser: dying Me: *_HAPPINESS NOISES_* ._.

[@coralhecrow4585]

Don’t mess with the smol or u g set hurt

[@tornadogames4182]

Coral He Crow oh sit am gona die

[@balls4295]

Dont mess with the smol or you get the swol

[@missylundeby]

Okay, what I absolutely love about the second story, is the fact that the new employer realized what happened and had guys back without saying a word. It was Deans wife burned this kids previous employers for him and that’s beautiful!

[@mafflonmufflon]

In the first story he said that he kicked him in the face 4 times while he was on the ground. In Germany that is classified as attempted homicide (english is my second language, sorry if that's wrong) and he could go to prison for 11.25 years

[@DreadEnder]

“Beaten to an inch of his life” If life was a length it would be literal

[@krb6635]

24:05 That dad is awesome, anyone else have a big fat smile through the entire story 😂🤣😄😊

[@Eyebagdude]

yes

[@EnderCorePL]

Morale from the last story: If you're doing something illegal, don't be an asshole.

[@tylern6420]

It's you!

[@jaycee1670]

I've never felt so guilty smiling and laughing. Goddammit, Nuclear Revenge.

[@callsignahab]

8:07 Me when I decide “It’s Nevada Time” in airsoft matches and utterly destroy everyone with a whole arsenal of weapons, grenades, and knives

[@crawler6019]

Title: "They stole my house, so I killed 2 of them!" Me: "Interesting..."

[@TheJoker-bf4hn]

@HOW TO not getting much social contact recently huh, same dude

[@Honeibadgerr]

Lmao I wanna be friends

[@LordFrost1337]

Well this one's gonna get demonetized. Thanks for taking the hit for our entertainment.

[@mrj3439]

The 2nd story kind of reminds me of the movie Rambo last blood.

[@ZepedaJosh]

The story where a man lost his home due to a corrupt HOA was insane. If I were pushed to that point, I don't know if I'd reach for a gun or a for Kerosine and matches.

[@chaosbreaker657]

Not gonna lie, I love nuclear revenge over pro revenge. Mostly because of how far OP will destroy the tormentor before he/she is satisfied. Just goes to show that not everyone is capable of taking the high road. And often times, these stories ARE. SATISFYING.