WARNING: This story is intense. Don't watch unless you want to listen to someone describe murder!
@mattai0755 жыл бұрын
LAWD!
@wetpizza53635 жыл бұрын
1700 people are broken they didn't like the vid
@MarioLuigi135795 жыл бұрын
can you pin this comment so it doesnt show up at the way bottom
@starryskies46075 жыл бұрын
oh J E S U S--
@Cemetery._Lady5 жыл бұрын
*le gasp*
@drunkolxea86825 жыл бұрын
"Rip their f-ing throat out" also r/slash "passionatly hug"
@kt270665 жыл бұрын
Xeastrao Valkyrie passionately**
@obi5015 жыл бұрын
Hug passionately
@anotherviewer9575 жыл бұрын
Rip 2:54
@fredrickfazberington5 жыл бұрын
i ruined 69 comments, now i'm ruining 699 likes, there you go!
@mixitup68055 жыл бұрын
800 likes!
@CaitlinSydney4 жыл бұрын
I love how chill the first story guy is- "I had to put my parents' murder on hold" like how you would say you had to put vacation plans on hold or something. It gives me chills.
@hajnalcsillaghauck24644 жыл бұрын
He is most likly become more or less socihopatic because of his family. I just hope he can live the rest of his life without incident. Also.... the fact that he got away with it and just live somewhere in the world is scary (sorry for my grammer, english not my first language)
@arithecat88194 жыл бұрын
I literally get more stressed when i decide ti take a shit a few minutes later than i planned
@Voicegoblin4 жыл бұрын
Wait is it not normal to plan out the murder of specific shitty people who happen to be related by blood?
@pugtie46954 жыл бұрын
The ending of the story where he talks about his grandmother passing made him realize how quickly loved ones can disappear and this is my way of saying I love, he has to mentally be thinking about his sister not his grandmother and killing her was his way of saying I love you sis. And that's why he holds the calibration of his grandmother's death I am not saying what he did was write and if this is fake then props for telling a satisfying revenge story. I'm just trying to make some sense of the ending. Oh yes it does sound like putting a vacation on hold.
@pugtie46954 жыл бұрын
@@Voicegoblin Yes. Yes it is and the funny and/or scary part at least to me is that some go through with it. And by yes I mean it is normal. Heck I've thought about it over the years heck sometimes I can't even tell if I'm still sane enough to not go through with it. IDK I do have restraint but if I ever do snap it would be just like this guy losing a loved one.
@ResidentEvilFan11235 жыл бұрын
Dad: I'm dying... I need a kidney transplant OP: **Sips tea** such a shame
@benslater35885 жыл бұрын
OP: **signing off a will to give inheritance to himself** if only someone would be kind enough to donate an organ now that would be wholesome.
@BrownieBatterKing5 жыл бұрын
@@benslater3588 STONKS
@allysonchen42865 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@kos29195 жыл бұрын
@@benslater3588 sometimes hatred can overcome greed
@maidkastrat_lwered_bih975 жыл бұрын
lol
@crayzay9254 жыл бұрын
Best way to sum up that last story: “Long live the king"
@tpruben51774 жыл бұрын
Hamilton be like
@Chris-zi6uu4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MGMAFiend4 жыл бұрын
The best way to sum up the last story: Fabricated.
@Nature-and-Paint-Ambiance4 жыл бұрын
"Child's trauma processing..."
@commanderstorm88744 жыл бұрын
Sabaton?
@ChaosSolak5 жыл бұрын
*Sister lives in harsh conditions, is abused so hard she kills herself.* Family: *Grandmother dies.* Family: What a tragedy, let's have an annual ceremony about this person who prompted a young girl to burn herself to death and watched her do it without remorse.
@ReallyKeepingFictional5 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm pretty sure the rest of the family followed along with stigmatizing the sister since she was an illegitimate birth, so they were more focused on the grandmother's death than her life.
@raccoonyew41495 жыл бұрын
It's also probably fake. Anyone can make a story up on Reddit. It just depends on how convincing you can make it. And no I'm not saying that all Reddit story are fake.
@ReallyKeepingFictional5 жыл бұрын
@@raccoonyew4149 Fair enough
@Demonslayer201115 жыл бұрын
@@raccoonyew4149 yeah maybe. But it very well might be true. All the signs are there, throwaway account, after statute of limitations for Sweden, no extradition treaty between Sweden and Syria, so nothing would happen even if he was identified. Based on 2008 date. And I know that I would personally consider and even plan it if that happened to me. Not so sure about actually doing it
@sawyerawr57834 жыл бұрын
@@Demonslayer20111 And it is Syria. I don't mean that in a derogatory way simply that their culture is different than what we know/are accustomed too. I don't want to use the term Honor Killing because that's not what this is...but it's what comes to mind. a more pure form of honor killing in a way.
@marionthebarbarian47345 жыл бұрын
R/slash: passionately hug Also r/slash: so here's a story about murdering my grandmother
@JohnTheRecoilJunkie5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, no point trying to monetize this one.
@PunakiviAddikti5 жыл бұрын
Murder, theft and arsen is fine, but you don't speak about sex with Mr. KZbin's family friendly police.
@emersonhernandez84765 жыл бұрын
Grandma:make sister kill herself OP: right back at you buckaroo
@randomcat93145 жыл бұрын
Salvi50376 YT grandma: make sister kill herself OP: *puts hand on uno card* Grandma: shit
@kakashi69575 жыл бұрын
XD a reverse card will undo her killing herself
@enter_feeling60425 жыл бұрын
@@kakashi6957 he just does an +2 on her +2
@jadendodd80555 жыл бұрын
Salvi50376 YT Whips out reverse card
@markhughes56225 жыл бұрын
Of someone just didn't like this... Their would have been 555 likes and 5 comments....
@Dr_Kyutoko4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me... or does it seem like murder should belong in "supernova revenge" and not nuclear revenge? I just... it feels like "ruining someone's life" and "ending someone's life" belong in different subs...
@criticaldamage3814 жыл бұрын
U ruining life bad but Me ENDING SOMEONES LIFE
@cheesepoofs8453 жыл бұрын
Or Singularity
@trustyrat86323 жыл бұрын
Supernova is way worse than killing choking someone to death
@ATemplarIGuess3 жыл бұрын
@@trustyrat8632 like that guy who shot his wife's new husband with a shotgun for getting his son killed
@LordXalgeath3 жыл бұрын
Probably in r/blackholerevenge
@eclipze84085 жыл бұрын
*grandma opens the door* OP: Swiggity swag get ready for the body bag
@DreamlandRoses5 жыл бұрын
Blue Lantern70 😂
@jestphoenix5 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this-
@adrinarosendo78365 жыл бұрын
I'm going to hell for laughing too hard at this 💀
@ninjakitten_5 жыл бұрын
Oh...
@InkyOwOComics5 жыл бұрын
This comment is magnificent
@lauraroseangel2255 жыл бұрын
Dying dad: I need this surgery to live Kid he abandoned and forgot about: *_sips tea_* sounds like a personal problem
@cuudlezsosuh9375 жыл бұрын
Laura Rose Angel don’t know if you watch My Hero Academia, but this seem like something Todoroki Shoto would do. Lol
@CatherinesClaws5 жыл бұрын
@@cuudlezsosuh937 absolutely
@eboy9905 жыл бұрын
@@cuudlezsosuh937 duh
@nicnebby70195 жыл бұрын
Lol
@naruto_hinata_xd57955 жыл бұрын
I was sure rslash already had this story up
@Jessicahild1235 жыл бұрын
Internet: We need you to find the difference between these two pictures Family Friendly Content Detailed Murder Story KZbin: They are the same picture
@theyreontome62004 жыл бұрын
They dont think so NOW because COPPA hasnt claimed this and we're still talking
@wlageg94604 жыл бұрын
Dry as toasts...
@omnikingzeno55204 жыл бұрын
Also KZbin: demonitize nice people
@Robby_sbr4 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate.
@VK-jy3pi4 жыл бұрын
KZbin and Reddit : WE DID GREAT!
@missmillion38644 жыл бұрын
First story in a nutshell: Avenge the fallen. But in all seriousness, that first story was disgusting. That grandmother was a completely and truly disgusting, and she more than deserved the punishment.
@tykkebellis2 жыл бұрын
i agree
@yourfavoritemushroom2 жыл бұрын
Everyone is so calm about this like wtf??? But yes i agree, that grandmother deserved every bit of struggle she felt before the release of death.
@blackwatch2516 Жыл бұрын
@@yourfavoritemushroom this is how the internet works.
@Spoggington5 жыл бұрын
Grandma: *is the reason his sister is dead* OP: *kills grandma* Grandma: :0
@jevilthedeviljester7475 жыл бұрын
X0
@gentleduckaudios98705 жыл бұрын
>:0
@lucien11715 жыл бұрын
;0
@thrustmaster6475 жыл бұрын
Surprised pikachu face
@longpeen4725 жыл бұрын
Wrong emoji x-xD
@crispypotato47275 жыл бұрын
OP: So I killed my grandmother. FBI: Meh, she deserved it.
@bpar321005 жыл бұрын
Eric Ni you are sick
@JohnTheRecoilJunkie5 жыл бұрын
She kinda did tho.
@deathreed56715 жыл бұрын
🔫AMERICA🔫FUCK🔫YEAH🔫
@Zamolxes775 жыл бұрын
FBI has no jurisdiction in Sweden. Furthermore crime was committed in Syria, I have no fucking idea who has jurisdiction there, except perhaps ISIS. And they would agree with OP.
@Gray134755 жыл бұрын
The Case would have to be worked through Interpol and it would multi-Jurisdictional. GSD and CSD in Syria. SÄPO, NFC, and Polismyndigheten in Sweden. Interpol as the Intermediary Agency.
@anyuser57885 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for the sister. My heart dropped when I heard “She lived and died miserably” 😪
@crystalgacha22185 жыл бұрын
Yeah... I wish i could've helped
@arieldurantes18325 жыл бұрын
But shes filth (quiet) litrally
@arieldurantes18325 жыл бұрын
She was filth
@nikemegu11425 жыл бұрын
@@arieldurantes1832 no she wasnt
@insertwittynickname78305 жыл бұрын
Ariel Durantes bruh If you’re gonna be talking like that, you might as well call yourself filth
@SigilsOfSilence4 жыл бұрын
Where were you when grandmother die? I was at house, eating dorito. when suddenly phone ring. "Grandma is kil." No
@idioticlight3 жыл бұрын
Yes*
@loganxavier3 жыл бұрын
Yes*
@oskipuh70453 жыл бұрын
But then who was phone?
@mrcheese85973 жыл бұрын
@@oskipuh7045 idk... but one thing is certain... grandma is kil...
@murasakiusagi51245 жыл бұрын
Grandma: was the reason his sister died OP: *uno reverse card*
@surrealorb83254 жыл бұрын
d e s r e v e r
@huffthepuff134 жыл бұрын
Esaelp pots
@surrealorb83254 жыл бұрын
on, I esufer
@huffthepuff134 жыл бұрын
Ekatsim ru xif esaelp
@surrealorb83254 жыл бұрын
I tnac ti si na noitinfec
@sugarstudios59465 жыл бұрын
the dudes family: mourning over grandma the dude: ceLEBRATE GOODTimeS coMe On
@Predated25 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the southpark obama-mccain election episode
@sugarstudios59465 жыл бұрын
Predated O I’m just a little kid I’ve never watched that ;/
@apollogenerator98375 жыл бұрын
I laughed at this!
@Predated25 жыл бұрын
@@sugarstudios5946well, if you ever think you're old enough, Southpark has all their episodes for free on their own website. To be fair, listening/reading a story about someone who murdered their own grandmother is probably worse than anything southpark has put out there.
@sugarstudios59465 жыл бұрын
@@Predated2 Thanks! (=
@vortex96045 жыл бұрын
OP: *stands up to murder gm* GM: "Why do I hear boss music?"
@grayprince75 жыл бұрын
*m e g a l o v a n i a s l o w l y f a d e s i n*
@eferial04235 жыл бұрын
HERES JOHNNY!
@randomcat93145 жыл бұрын
Ink_Hellicopter3DS *tetris music slowly intesifies*
@randomcat93145 жыл бұрын
Vortex9 press a to resist *pressing the f-ck outta A* You died Spectate the world Delete the world
@dispenserheadalt5 жыл бұрын
A V E N G E T H E F A L L E N (avengers theme song plays)
@kaiserepsilon40113 жыл бұрын
Quotes to sum it up: First story: "Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied..." Second story: "I won't kill you... But I don't have to save you."
@General_C2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that a Batman quote? I swear I've heard that from somewhere...
@cyberman31758 ай бұрын
@@General_CI know I’m a year late but yes, it’s from Batman Begins(2005).
@dragance99955 жыл бұрын
9:03 So, the dad makes a ceremony every year for his garbage mom, BUT NOT FOR HIS OWN CHILD?!?!? This is insane...
@univhunter12203 жыл бұрын
I know right and they just plainly forget about her... at least the grandmother knew why is her grandson murdering her and remember her "slave"
@ViirinSoftworks3 жыл бұрын
You might be surprised how evil some people are.
@memeking72733 жыл бұрын
Tbh I am expecting OP to murder his parents for every extra kid they had and the mom asks why with him only saying "remember my sister? No? Then let me help u remember her" and the mother dies
@jessicamassa93773 жыл бұрын
@@ViirinSoftworks the grandma, and the OP are evil, and i sincerely hope someone doxxed OP found her zip code, and sent op's story to the proper authorities
@ViirinSoftworks3 жыл бұрын
@@jessicamassa9377 Agree to disagree.
@TheHHBstudios5 жыл бұрын
In the friend’s defense, if my friend asked to cover for him since he would be out with a girl, my first thought wouldn’t be “Oh you’re gonna kill your Grandma huh?” It’s less of him being oblivious and you just being on a completely different planet from them.
@catrielmarignaclionti45184 жыл бұрын
I mean, I have a friend with a crazy grandma, so I would maybe ask him something like that, but again im an idiot lmao
@retardedperson42805 жыл бұрын
Most KZbinrs censoring: bleeep Rslash censoring: *hugging passionately* Me: 😂
@The_Gentleman_Blacksmith5 жыл бұрын
This is what separates RSlash from the other reddit readers. His additional content and way of reading. Also I appreciate the fact that he credits the Redditors first.
@EvandroNP5 жыл бұрын
Plus he reads. Most use those robot voices and barely edit their videos
@retardedperson42805 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for the heart, RSlash!!
@YoDay5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's so good. And his systematic laughs are the best
@MartianFruit5 жыл бұрын
I unsubscribed from rslash
@JD-rq3ur4 жыл бұрын
If I was OP in the first story I would have planned a way to free my sister. OP should have asked his sister to hold on for just a couple more years until he could support her. Obviously I am not in her situation and that may have been too much to ask of her. But giving her some hope by setting a date to the end of her misery may have helped. I would have saved every penny and broke her out of there asap. Living on almost nothing but still being free of that torture would be a huge step up from how she was living. I guess I am just surprised that he was able to strategically plan and follow through will a murder but didn't use that motivation to strategically plan an escape for his sister.
@ricocarpenter21894 жыл бұрын
I whole heartedly agree
@chaesbestfriend6084 жыл бұрын
I agree, but he may have had no way to contact her after the gmother started taking the money he sent. That's the idea I got anyway
@MrGuy-xq5uv4 жыл бұрын
yeah it does kinda suck
@EpitomeTTV4 жыл бұрын
Was she underage? It might have been considered kidnapping and OP might have been thrown in Syrian jail and the sister would have returned to the grandmother's.
@emracck4 жыл бұрын
What’s the orange thing next to your name?
@chipchip71435 жыл бұрын
Family: *Cries because of dead grandma* OP: *Laughs in Swedish*
@Gamer-eu8mm5 жыл бұрын
HNEY HNEY HNEY HNEY
@leondong50375 жыл бұрын
OP: *CRIES OVER DEAD SISTER*
@MrNuke-ky9sj5 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in swedish black metal*
@CassieCatagon5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@neversafefromwaluigi88535 жыл бұрын
@@leondong5037 grandma while watching OP cry over his dead sister:(laughs in demonic)
@justsomeguywithasurprisede40595 жыл бұрын
Grandma: makes sister kill herself Op: Kills Grandma *Cha Cha Real Smooth*
@carbonskul_6685 жыл бұрын
This mans is just John Wick irl.
@kaelbaier94785 жыл бұрын
Eye for an eye
@trollxslamz93045 жыл бұрын
now that’s what I call a pro-gamer moment
@il-kurse-li63675 жыл бұрын
Get Nae Naed
@bobbin695 жыл бұрын
Grandma = :O
@ayushgupta81485 жыл бұрын
Title - this is how I Committed murder Hashtag - Funnyredditposts *Outstanding move*
@thisflyingpotato42275 жыл бұрын
That's the best part 😂
@mwwill54655 жыл бұрын
Wait,what? *Checks* Holy cr@p you're right!
@henrysandoval13605 жыл бұрын
That’s what we call a pro gamer move
@IbrahimKhan-ix9vt5 жыл бұрын
*but wait, that's illegal.*
@tadstrange21375 жыл бұрын
Rslash: I'm gonna do what's called a "pro gamer move"
@adrunkvendingmachine92664 жыл бұрын
I love how a murder story is chilling in this vid and nobody cares. Not even the person reading this.
@sh_joy4 жыл бұрын
I care. I can't actually even believe this is real. How could anyone condone this??
@someoneunknown24534 жыл бұрын
It was justified murder
@Shed_is_Gaming4 жыл бұрын
Damn, ya got me
@PeterCaptainObvious4 жыл бұрын
The grandmother had it coming, she is literally responsible, along with the sister's mother and father, for OP's sister's death. Fuck 'em all.
@getmeout48013 жыл бұрын
@@sh_joy the story was actually fake or at least that's what someone in the comments said
@Selimo-hw3ms5 жыл бұрын
Dad: hey so it's time to donate that organ Me: nah Dad: *SUPRISED PIKACHU*
@randomcat93145 жыл бұрын
Dad: Hey op so I heard you are willing to donate your organ for me Op: Dad you leave me when i was very young I’m gonna donate you a grave how does that sound? Dad: F*ck
@Aelp205 жыл бұрын
JDEK Productionsh ...
@cougarhunter335 жыл бұрын
As the saying goes, "some people just need killin." I don't condone, but I understand. There's one of those in my life too.
@pollypockets5085 жыл бұрын
:-(
@Sapphiresenthiss3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I have never thought I'd get *SO* much pure satisfaction out of listening to a *MURDER* story out of all things...
@9DRK5 жыл бұрын
With all these nuclear revenges Im wondering if this is how nuclear bombs are made
@maybejai5 жыл бұрын
Probably
@toastWs5 жыл бұрын
No this how black holes are made
@9DRK5 жыл бұрын
@@toastWs its going to be the death of us
@Milkman7.625 жыл бұрын
Nuclear bombs are made by r/nuclear revenges
@SimplyAnExistence5 жыл бұрын
KattMations YT Funny, but nukes were banned world wide right??? All these posts... THEYRE ILLEGAL!
@angrybutters5 жыл бұрын
This episode has to be the number 1 most insane one yet. Holy moly
@thealgorithm34125 жыл бұрын
I think there was one where OP killed his ex wifes husband for sending his son to the military and his son died so he shot him in the head
@GaladorLP5 жыл бұрын
the most insane was that one in Australia where a whole familys males raped and tortured the females in it, especially the little girls
@melissaconnellyjones26225 жыл бұрын
And the one where the whole town killed the Sherriff Uncle, mom and 12 year old for their murder and dismemberment of a 6 year old.
@humanoid1395 жыл бұрын
"hes ice cold" *laughs" Me: wow he killed someone Me: and got away with it Me: thats takes balls to explain what happened on reddit
@wilmagregg31315 жыл бұрын
hes uses the internet effect aka hes abusing the fact no one will likely belive the story because its on the internet and is way too obvious but that makes it the perfect place to brag about doing legit stuff when its not account locked of course this wouldnt work on something like face book
@mwwill54655 жыл бұрын
Yeah,like seriously!That's nothing to brag about! If I was that guy,that would be my deepest darkest secret! I mean I'm surprised the FBI didn't decide to track this guy down.
@emeraldtnt48655 жыл бұрын
Noice
@vurt1k2385 жыл бұрын
This was sad and cold at the seame time i feel bad for his sister 😫😫
@zemorph425 жыл бұрын
@@mwwill5465 He lives in Sweden and the crime was done in Syria, neither of which is within their jurisdiction. Maybe the Syrian authorities will try to track him down and seek extradition, but somehow I doubt it.
@KatznDogz564 жыл бұрын
Story is about a guy killing his grandma, and he's still censoring himself
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true dood so true
@jagdpanzere.onehundred9115 жыл бұрын
“This guy is as cold as ice” That is putting it lightly
@shadowthenhedhog79005 жыл бұрын
he is as freezing as absolute zero
@chocolatelover0305 жыл бұрын
Absolute zero would be an understatement as well
@helicopterchooper42765 жыл бұрын
Nah man he's not a human
@derp45815 жыл бұрын
@@chocolatelover030 yeah, he would be negative on the Kelvin scale
@mae51675 жыл бұрын
Haha "Wow, that guy's kinda rude"
@samthewizzy4 жыл бұрын
“I wanted to hold his jaw from the inside with my hands and just rip it from my face.” *mortal combat soundtrack starts playing *
@deathbringer50574 жыл бұрын
Brutality OP wins
@vlatkomacici75284 жыл бұрын
Hihi lol
@carterswfft67064 жыл бұрын
*RIP AND TEAR INTENSIFIES*
@chriscarpenter33703 жыл бұрын
fatality
@paulprofor87173 жыл бұрын
*FATALITY*
@AFantasticCat4 жыл бұрын
This guy didn’t end his or anyone else’s grandmother. He simply prevented a monster from continuing to be a monster.
@MidMoonStar3 жыл бұрын
True but that argument is doomed to fail in court 99% if not 100% of the time
@WillieManga3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how awful someone has to even be to not even be considered a grandmother.
@IamtheSpy2005 Жыл бұрын
Yeah try using that in court during the trial.
@micahslash Жыл бұрын
@@MidMoonStar Proof of a broken justice system.
@AmazonFindsForYou15 жыл бұрын
Family *Crying* We miss you grandama Menawhile Swedish guy: Dancing and laughing
@randomcat93145 жыл бұрын
V B don’t kill her , just destroy her wind pipe
@demonetized78035 жыл бұрын
OP's family comes from the middle east / Syria to be more specific, the location was blurred out.
@eddefram39625 жыл бұрын
Deafult dance intensefies
@kakashi69575 жыл бұрын
@@randomcat9314 gold pure gold
@xenotyphon5 жыл бұрын
For some reasons, I really want the first story to be fake but the emotions felt so real. The grandmother was truly a sad excuse of a human being for letting her grandchild kill herself off in such a manner. F to OP 😔😔😔
@karuelist71405 жыл бұрын
Rslash:*swear word* KZbin:HEY! NO THAT IS A NO GO!! Rslash:*describes murder in detail* KZbin:nothing wrong there Me: wait what...
@osheratias30105 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY.
@cristinanunez32345 жыл бұрын
cheatoozz bumpkingamer he also got ads
@xdenricoudx5 жыл бұрын
Oh here’s another Macro:plays copyrighted song KZbin:wait that’s illegal Macro:does acapella of song KZbin: THATS ILLEGAL!! Me: ummm. What?
@doctornsilver38825 жыл бұрын
*describes how a redditor murdered someone.* "#funnyredditposts" Smooth, man...
@BangtonClips5 жыл бұрын
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@maidkastrat_lwered_bih975 жыл бұрын
._.
@Kil3r4205 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@zanyraccoon63614 жыл бұрын
As a fellow big brother I have nothing but respect for the first dude. I'd do the same if anyone hurt my sister like that.
@RustedStar5 жыл бұрын
legally its questionable. morally its disgusting. personally i like it.
@RustedStar5 жыл бұрын
@Amario aight
@xavarrowww65 жыл бұрын
Yea aight , buss down
@gachajosh63085 жыл бұрын
FINALLY someone gets how murder is great
@paulbechayda77505 жыл бұрын
Somehow, Murder in our imaginations seems right... But in real life... It's not right. Let's not make our Imaginations or Anger control us it's not right.
@KingFinnch5 жыл бұрын
@Amario the way it happened, they shouldn't have even existed in the first place
@joeduffy95015 жыл бұрын
*Just finished reading a graphic post about murdering an elderly relative for revenge* Nobody: Absolutely no-one: R-Slash: *Giggles like a schoolgirl*
@obi5015 жыл бұрын
You didn't?
@Thornhughes5 жыл бұрын
Having a dark sense of humour and being prone to nervous/awkward laughter is a terrible burden to bear.
@kadenscharnow39445 жыл бұрын
Me at the beginning: Oh maybe he's just gonna publicly humiliate them. Me at the end: WAIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT?!
@Golden_Line5 жыл бұрын
@@demi-fiendoftime3825 Too revealing.
@demi-fiendoftime38255 жыл бұрын
@@Golden_Line fair enough
@sharknado096pdth25 жыл бұрын
Yes he did Kaden Scharnow yes he did
@pumpkinbumpkin7674 жыл бұрын
“I had to put my parent’s murder on hold” FBI OPEN UP
@deven_wingz53545 жыл бұрын
grandma : *makes sister kill self* op : *im boutta end this womans whole career*
@mariogrenadine5 жыл бұрын
*life
@slimer60235 жыл бұрын
More like her life
@zomboss92424 жыл бұрын
OP: posts on Reddit with full detail of murder Police: *I am going to do what’s called a pro gamer move*
@blaze_it98424 жыл бұрын
her soul
@Kassieq4 жыл бұрын
@@zomboss9242 actually the op did a gamer move because police thinks all the specifically reddid stories are fake. Facebook:real Twitter:real Literally anything else:real Reddit: Oh ThAtS fAkE
@ThePanMan115 жыл бұрын
That laugh after the phrase: "he killed his grandmother" was R Kelly level creepy. What the hell man. Love the content tho.
@Yoshi2785 жыл бұрын
Laughing is usually a default reaction to uncomfortable or unfamiliar situations. Thought it was weird initially but its not that weird when I thought about it.
@shotjon29575 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@floodkidsgaming74305 жыл бұрын
@@Yoshi278 that's a fact for me!
@diablorises5 жыл бұрын
We try to make things less uncomfortable by trying to make light of our mood so we are not uncomfortable anymore.
@peanutbug5295 жыл бұрын
Hey rslash! If you're looking for another word/term you can use instead of passionately hug, you can always go with the Sims' term: woo hoo 🤣
@TheGEARGUY1235 жыл бұрын
peanutbug529 struggle snuggle
@animefan85915 жыл бұрын
snu snu
@somekindaokayguy5 жыл бұрын
Mario's terms I was going to yahoo on the girl
@1438wei5 жыл бұрын
"Sims can't no longer woo hoo in the elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor"
@AmazingAutist5 жыл бұрын
Nah
@shadowwolf70244 жыл бұрын
First story: I WOULD FEEL THE SAME WAY TOO OP
@lucilelunarnight48634 жыл бұрын
Shadow Wolf who wouldn’t?
@shadowwolf70244 жыл бұрын
Heartless Gamer true
@simaosimoes85245 жыл бұрын
"you are bad guy. but this does not mean you are bad guy"
@The_Gentleman_Blacksmith5 жыл бұрын
Your avatar picture makes this comment even better
@hboyvn5 жыл бұрын
sound like your are a murderer doesnt mean you are a bad guy
@gloxxic5 жыл бұрын
51 2
@notaydenflores52275 жыл бұрын
No he is a pretty bad guy
@goingkilling04685 жыл бұрын
Ayden Flores not really though
@why-qf1pb4 жыл бұрын
"treat others how you want to be treated," isn't that right grandma.
@memeking72733 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@Eyebagdude3 жыл бұрын
yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss
@hectorjimenez67793 жыл бұрын
💯
@Eyebagdude3 жыл бұрын
@@hectorjimenez6779 holy shit you buitiful bastard
@noahwarmink78813 жыл бұрын
i would begin to sing a death song before I would do it.
@Minyoin5 жыл бұрын
The thing is... I understand why they did that but, gotten away with murder? goddamn. I'm just waiting for the edit saying "Yeah... So i'm in jail'
@kos29195 жыл бұрын
Well it's not in USA and with how corrupt Syria is their cop can be pretty useless
@rayz6395 жыл бұрын
Kos 291 Syria has more important things to worry about
@azelfdaboi52655 жыл бұрын
Syria won't care Sweden won't do anything, even if they do find out
@krilexu38875 жыл бұрын
@@azelfdaboi5265 well i am a swedish detective cop and i am gona set this man to justice for murdering his grandparent
@objectdefiance40275 жыл бұрын
@@krilexu3887 Yeah totally...
@Jessicahild1235 жыл бұрын
rSlash: Tells story about how somebody strangled their Grandma KZbin: Seems legit
@jdog54625 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Litaraly nobody: rSlash: this guy has a annual celebration for his grandmother's death hahaha he's cold
@slavmcblin46985 жыл бұрын
*Ice cold*
@Bri-MAIN5 жыл бұрын
Not just ice cold, this is below absolute zero, the coldest temperature possible
@slimer60235 жыл бұрын
@@Bri-MAIN you mean like minus 666?
@Jake-nh5th5 жыл бұрын
This is -infinity degrees
@TimeCircleBlue5 жыл бұрын
“We share blood, not family…” -Subzero, 2019
@vtdragon21375 жыл бұрын
Timecircle Blue yes
@cherrybumbbbbb12105 жыл бұрын
You got MK11 I pre orders mine
@rubenh86455 жыл бұрын
Timecircle Blue ah, I see you're a man pf cultute as well
@TimeCircleBlue5 жыл бұрын
Ruben III thank you
@TimeCircleBlue5 жыл бұрын
Bigwolf not yet
@itzmekennii2 жыл бұрын
The story where this guy MURDERED his grandma made me break out in a cold sweat. I mean, the grandma was pretty bad in a way, but the description of this entire thing painted a brutal picture in my mind of what happened. But do you think OP almost got caught or maybe was caught because he posted this story? And OP avenged his sister in a way others may have never expected, but he still avenged her.
@HeckinBrandon5 жыл бұрын
Grandma: “Your dumb sister died because of me.” First OP: “Long live the queen bish.” **kicks grandma off a cliff**
@sourvine23135 жыл бұрын
His FBI agent that witnessed the whole thing: *eats popcorn* dammmmmmmmmm Policemen that likes reddit: *drops donut*
@michaelreacts69365 жыл бұрын
Hers and add on, child services: WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH THESE PARENTS Fbi agent: what about the kids Child services: WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING Fbi agent: its just a Reddit post its not even real i bet Child services: wha... Oh my god
@matttillman74305 жыл бұрын
"I knew right then I wouldn't be giving my dad a thing." Except hope. To then be crushed.
@dominikrobak58935 жыл бұрын
And he’s gone
@the-postal-dude5 жыл бұрын
Hoooope!
@captainbeastwinger49405 жыл бұрын
@@dominikrobak5893 what you mean
@dominikrobak58935 жыл бұрын
captain beastwinger boi
@captainbeastwinger49405 жыл бұрын
@@dominikrobak5893 are you Kratos
@criticaldamage3814 жыл бұрын
The murder one was so elaborate that I loved it
@enchaentaed5 жыл бұрын
“throw her in the dumpster” *SPAWN KILL*
@Arcxzal5 жыл бұрын
Darn spawn campers not letting the new players respawn, smh, this is why i play a bee main
@vinil_lab14615 жыл бұрын
This is fucked up but I love it
@SP00KY1105 жыл бұрын
@@Arcxzal ha you loser, bee mains get hard countered by us wasp mains
@yushinodesu5 жыл бұрын
Felt a bit bad for laughing at this but hey, you get a like from making me laugh.
@yorkoxmall69695 жыл бұрын
That's horrible, but well played brother
@gibby63255 жыл бұрын
Boy. You just read a murder story and your reaction was just he’s cold as ice
@JustinVanDeKamp5 жыл бұрын
Well, it was also a story of infidelity, abandonement, slavery, children abuse and suicide, so it kind of makes it hard to feel some empathy for the murdered granma or the rest of the family.
@ZoeyHope5 жыл бұрын
@@JustinVanDeKamp I Agree....But I Still Wouldn't Put It As "cold as ice". OP Was Colder THAN Ice tbh!
@bandit14585 жыл бұрын
Even though what he Did was teribble the Sister was tortured then burned alive the grandma deserved it (cough cough there's a chance the story is fake cough cough)
@iortega115 жыл бұрын
@@bandit1458 Yeah, how it is that someone hasn't informed the police of that story.
@margaretjohnson99055 жыл бұрын
Bandit. it happened in syria. yes, they are harsh people when it comes to sexual "crimes" and don't abide "love children". it's very likely true.
@GroundBack5 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I feel about the first story... *Also why TF do they think posting it on Reddit was a good idea?*
@literalcyborg37235 жыл бұрын
YES THANK YOU
@lunaticfae44154 жыл бұрын
Sweeden has statute of limitations and no extradition treaty with syria. Even if he was outed it wouldnt matter.
@Blaez_Dev4 жыл бұрын
@@lunaticfae4415 statute of limitations doesn't apply to murder.
@Mekirah4 жыл бұрын
Late but I think the story was found to be faked.
@purpledragon24424 жыл бұрын
LunaIs BiTrash was it? There a link?
@uncle70814 жыл бұрын
Mission:avenge the fallen Target: grandma Weapon:hands Location:Syria Mission completed
@idk831532 жыл бұрын
Respect++ Money++
@petterlarsson7257 Жыл бұрын
Wanted⭐⭐
@olyviermonteau43004 ай бұрын
☠
@FrancisCastiglione5 жыл бұрын
OP is like John Wick but avenging family members instead of cute little puppies/remnants of loved ones
@Qettec4 жыл бұрын
I took candy without my parents consent
@fioskribbs4 жыл бұрын
He’s absolute zero. Like, 0 Kelvin
@sachagrgoire62944 жыл бұрын
Meh, that's nothing compared to what has actually been done
@anna83284 жыл бұрын
No. His feelings burn hot as hell. If you would have experienced what he experienced and knew that girl is about to become a sex slave with approval of entire family and that grandmother is practically guilty of her death - if you would see for yourself what she eats and what she looks like and what she endures - you would understand why he did it. There is nothing cold about it. Cold was the father who almost thrown an infant into trash. Cold was the mother who ordered it. Cold was the woman who instead of having basic empathy destroyed a life that could be as normal as your or mine. She never got that chance. If she didn't kill herself she would have been married off at fifteen to a family in which she would be raped by every man above 14 years old in a repeated basis. If you would have seen with your own eyes starved abused child and if repeated, legal rape of a child was realistic to you, you would see this guy is a hero.
@blackthrone69764 жыл бұрын
When a person rages like a fire, he is weak. They wont be able to rationalize anything. Fear the moment, when his fire burns so brightly, his rage turns cold.
@anna83284 жыл бұрын
@@blackthrone6976 Correct but couldn't help a little eyeroll there.
@clownshapiro51195 жыл бұрын
Doctor: IT'S A BOY!! Karen: Before you ask, no I'm not vaccinating. Doctor: Mam no spawn killing.
@diablorises5 жыл бұрын
OMG LMAO!!!!!
@Zero-lg3gx5 жыл бұрын
Just turn the spawn protection on...
@azell45805 жыл бұрын
UnlimitedZero so... Remove the entitled parent?
@yevoythekalo12755 жыл бұрын
Ey every battle game ever
@djfilms37535 жыл бұрын
Wow ur sick epic
@aliteralshadow24744 жыл бұрын
The fact that someone so young can be hurt like that and successfully Yale their own life hurts so much. I’ve felt that pain but I’ve lived through each attempt. My heart is fucking devastated for her and I’m relieved he got revenge.
@MrMTGPsycho5 жыл бұрын
OP: Hippity Hoppity, my sister wasn't property.
@juanchycardona30265 жыл бұрын
Lollll this is the funniest thing i heard all day!!
We've all had fantasies. And odds are, it's completely made up.
@awyoungjunjie8515 жыл бұрын
Rslash:"This guy is cold as ice!" Me:I see no problem.
@syndrom58185 жыл бұрын
i would've done worse, way worse
@RENO_K5 жыл бұрын
Hhhhhhhhh, I'd honestly support him
@caramel25684 жыл бұрын
“After my dad disappeared like hoodini” I’m sorry but lmao that had me falling off my chair laughing for like 3 minutes.
@user-ft8xm7cn6j4 жыл бұрын
My dad was a magician, He did the disapearing trick. Tho he never knew how to apear again.
@caramel25684 жыл бұрын
S. W. A. T oh BOY do I know about that. My dad did the trick to go to the grocery store to get some milk given the fact that we were right in front of the dairy isle I don’t think it was to actually get milk.. never saw him again until he reached out to me once in need of a free maid and some extra cash. Turned that offer down like an attack helicopter full of TNT
@kattobre38804 жыл бұрын
me in my mind: I honestly think I could murder someone if I didnt try to be a good person. *sees story* me: oh......yeah no I couldnt do it.
@Haxamanesi4 жыл бұрын
Dobt blame me if there is a murder: easiest way of murder is cyanide the victims food, cyanide kills anyone in less than 1 minute
@kattobre38804 жыл бұрын
@@Haxamanesi yeh but they'll find the cyanide in them. Inject them with an empty needle, it'll cause a heart attack. A perfect crime
@kattobre38804 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Freeman or use an icycle 🤷🏻♀️ it'll melt itself
@kattobre38804 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Freeman thaz tru but maybe it'll go through an arterie?? Then they'll just bleed out
@kattobre38804 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Freeman yeah tru
@Fallenfromgrace19905 жыл бұрын
*Sees title.* Me: Can't be that bad, can it? *Mid story.* Me: WTF? Holy crap dude! 😮
@bpar321005 жыл бұрын
AannW Rootbeer the person is messed up
@shsltrash66855 жыл бұрын
Everyone involved in the story was messed up
@austinjones92765 жыл бұрын
@@shsltrash6685 Sad but true. 😞
@alexanderharris50225 жыл бұрын
Psycopathy and Sociopathy can be genetic as well as psychologically induced from upbringing... Kinda worried about OP’s kids...
@AmazingAutist5 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderharris5022 Kids are fine, he will treat them well. Definitely different from the upbring that led O.P to be the way that he is. Besides, it doesn't take a psych/sociopathe to murder. It doesn't take one to remember ot fondly or mark the occasion. People can do griesome things. If anything, I wiuld put the spotlight on the grandmother and the mother for being abusive, manipulative pscho/sociopaths. The abuse of young child until she literally burned herself to deaty, and the callous disregard of a human life, to attempt to have the literal infant thrown away like _garbage,_ just because the child is "inconvenient". O.P did what he did yo get justice where there would never be any. And his kids have no contact with their now grandparents, and OP tells no one but anonymous Reddit pf his crimes. The kids are fine, if not for a slight genetic disposition
@DannyGottawa5 жыл бұрын
Wow. I think I'd be getting up during his therapy session to leave "then my wife reminded me that I had kids!" "and this story is why you can go hug yourself passionately, dad!"
@nickiegoldinhart5 жыл бұрын
I know right?? But I wish I could have been a fly on the wall in that dads room after she left!!
@ulligulli30304 жыл бұрын
*OP explains how he killed his grandma* Goofy music stays on
@knowble08425 жыл бұрын
Dad: disappears and takes credit card. CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
@mchagnon75 жыл бұрын
Dying of liver failure later in life: STEP BACK NOW Y'ALL!
@catwinchan62355 жыл бұрын
You copied this comment from me. Not cool my dude. :(
@knowble08425 жыл бұрын
Buddy, I do not dive deep into the comments, it took me forever to find yours. Buuut it is the same template but different meme and p.s. how would I know!? -- sorry friend , my deepest concerns. Knowble08 Edit: I looked for yours after your comment P.s. again I am sorry for accedentally stealing your joke. Have a good day :)
@em0via5 жыл бұрын
*Story says bang* Rslash: "Passionately hugged" Me: *Dying of laughter*
@derzett68725 жыл бұрын
kid to mom: Mom how are babies made? Mom: Oh sweety so basically there needs to be a mommy and a daddy, then they go to bed and *passionately hug eachother* really hard!
@dr_despresso91545 жыл бұрын
Hey Baby, wanna passionately hug
@completeloser71655 жыл бұрын
Are you new to this channel he uses this a bit
@MartianFruit5 жыл бұрын
Gacha Gang I unsubscribed from rslash
@em0via5 жыл бұрын
@@MartianFruit Okay-
@gigash0ck8335 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a single soul: OP: I WANTED TO HOLD THEIR THROATS IN MY HANDS
@fatigue86753 жыл бұрын
I know so many stories where the mother claims no child support, and the kid grew up hating and disrespecting their father, only to find out decades later that their mother destroyed him in court and kept him at bay... I was one of those stories.
@JOE-no3mj5 жыл бұрын
This title:*exist* The FBI agent watching me:Yo take a look at this
@1jidion5 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure the US cant interfere with people from a different country
@ninelives47385 жыл бұрын
@@1jidion Im pretty sure you're right.
@kevinbatoon52185 жыл бұрын
@@1jidion r/wooooooosh
@Goblinhandler5 жыл бұрын
This ain’t no nuclear revenge this is UNIVERSAL ENDING REVENGE
@themastergamingplayz75274 жыл бұрын
The Micropenis Maniac the first one is literal life ending revenge
@caliicocam78094 жыл бұрын
Supernova revenge
@crimson88674 жыл бұрын
K-class reality ending scenario
@pampursley37725 жыл бұрын
wait hang on, guy commits murder, TELLS EVERYONE ONLINE and no one does anything 😂😂
@notstickyanymore18225 жыл бұрын
yeah i find that odd that NOBODY is sending that shit into interpol to investigate
@raccoonyew41495 жыл бұрын
Because it's faaaaaaaaaaake
@raccoonyew41495 жыл бұрын
In my opinion at least. I mean who goes online and brags about murder(besides psychopaths)?
@aaccidentalhuman11605 жыл бұрын
@@raccoonyew4149 I couldn't find anything about a woman being murdered but hey I'm not a detective
@GamerGrovyle5 жыл бұрын
There really isn't any way of proving the story without risking to waste police efforts. Odds are the crime is closed because of age and won't ever be investigated.
@WillieManga3 жыл бұрын
15:35 Not quite. It's more like seeing someone dangle from a cliff and being like "I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you." It's pretty simple too, but I just like Batman Begins. So I had to make that reference.
@koibi_is_gaming5 жыл бұрын
OP: **sitting in bed** Also OP: oh ya! I almost forgot about the time I chocked my grandma to death! Haha good times :)
@pollall27935 жыл бұрын
I don’t condone murder, but this isn’t murder, it’s disposing of humanity’s filth...
@bpar321005 жыл бұрын
PollAll it's murder either way unless it's self defense
@oynarn5 жыл бұрын
@@bpar32100 no the fuck it isn't
@bobjoe94285 жыл бұрын
No matter the motive, you took someone’s life. I think the fuck it is murder
@mahagonysketches76035 жыл бұрын
@@bobjoe9428 And the grandmother didn't?
@inquisitionagent90525 жыл бұрын
Deserve it or not (kinda did) Vengence killing is still murder. Call it what it is and call it a fucking day. Don't get all ethical about murder. A fucked up bunch of fucked up people. The only innocent person in this story is OP's sister
@ShinxTheGreat2725 жыл бұрын
rSlash: *Reads first story* Nobody: Me: That's my kinda guy.
@ZinniaLP5 жыл бұрын
I agree. Seriously fuck that guys shitty family they deserve every bad thing ever.
@ilonelycairo28935 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@bandit14585 жыл бұрын
Yeah at the very least get her to adoption center it's your mess at least pay for her so she can have a good life (english isn't my first language sorry)
@1jidion5 жыл бұрын
that dude had an alibi and everything, and it made the murder authentic, murder/robbery, also no blood
@dominantreaper29125 жыл бұрын
Actually I’m right there with ya
@gManGabe4 жыл бұрын
This was amazing. Completely destroyed the depressive episode I've been having.
@dvdzo5 жыл бұрын
**Talking About The Murder** RSlash:I Love This Happy Music It Totally Fits This
@ModeratelyAnnoyed5 жыл бұрын
Op: "looks at grandma with an angry face" grandma: "looks at op with a terrified expression" "Mick Gordon's rip and tear from doom 2016 starts playing loudly in the background"
@ineedabreak60635 жыл бұрын
shadowsky It’s 2008
@setsers15 жыл бұрын
*_R A P E_*
@dudy6475 жыл бұрын
wow AND NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING!? f-ing sweet my dude
@1500Chevy4 жыл бұрын
I like this guys voice, he narrates it correctly, shows emotion, and has the type of voice. He’s good to listen to.
@annawolrief52185 жыл бұрын
i think r slash puppy bloopers would have been a good intermission point for transitioning between the guy murdering and this girl.
@blueishere16135 жыл бұрын
or just a "bork" Because some people arent interested in other people's dogs, so he keeps them at the end so those people dont have to watch if they dont wanna.
@AmazingAutist5 жыл бұрын
@@blueishere1613 Nah. Would be too jarring.
@neko30765 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone doing a nuclear revenge Because someone cut down his tree *ReSpeCc*
@laurensiuskevinsetiadi84345 жыл бұрын
r/treelaw
@wasteland_gz5 жыл бұрын
Laurensius Kevin Setiadi my favourite sub reddit
@Guntherson2205 жыл бұрын
R/Treelaw fusing with R/Nuclearrevenge!? I hope against hope such a story exists.
@icystorm26465 жыл бұрын
Funny
@ozy87425 жыл бұрын
We have the same pp
@vortex77335 жыл бұрын
for the first story if the writer reads this strangulation is actually quite a painfully way to go.
@2MeterLP5 жыл бұрын
Not as painful as burning to death though. So the grandma died easier than the sister.
@erenakay88735 жыл бұрын
@@2MeterLP We actually dont know that. Nobody actually died in everyway and decided which one is worst. Some scientist believe that drowning under the sea is worst because of the damage in your lungs. Some say burning only feels pain the second it burns because nerves burn too.
@2MeterLP5 жыл бұрын
@@erenakay8873 Yeah, I heard drowning in saltwater makes your lungs bleed. That probably sucks a lot.
@vortex77335 жыл бұрын
@@2MeterLP true
@cashmoney35995 жыл бұрын
@KvAT I starved for 1 week I was really sick
@ShortsMaGeeTV2 жыл бұрын
Maaaan. Wtf is up with that murder story? 😂 You wild RSlash! ❤
@leaf82805 жыл бұрын
BRUH HE KILLED SOMEONE IM SHOOK. Then he posts it on the internet ☄ bruh...
@kaileydangelo11915 жыл бұрын
I'm patato master EXACTLY
@mastercontrO5 жыл бұрын
@Against the real lies can you put the link?
@longpeen4725 жыл бұрын
Himikotogafanboy technically yes, from his point of view no, it’s fake though.
@lumps175 жыл бұрын
@Against the real lies Where does it say it's fake in the thread? Every comment I've read so far has mostly been "This is either fake or fucked" but I haven't seen a confession that said it's fake. Can you perhaps give a brief explanation how we know it's fake?
@reptile_loki5 жыл бұрын
@@lumps17 c'mon dude,the story is clearly fake,it has a lot of plot holes and doesen't make sense regarding OP's reaction after "killing" his grandmother Clearly fake