r/PeopleF*ckingDying | CaT CrUsHed AnD SuFfoCaTeD By PlaSTiC

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Kalbus

Kalbus

Күн бұрын

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@mintyflores7378
@mintyflores7378 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, no 6 packs of kittens, they only come in litters.
@Milanin8
@Milanin8 2 жыл бұрын
No 0,3L & 0,5L cans? Only by the litter?
@azelfdaboi5265
@azelfdaboi5265 2 жыл бұрын
Get out
@espurrjelly
@espurrjelly 2 жыл бұрын
Actually a good pun. But still :|
@spooky_lxix9042
@spooky_lxix9042 2 жыл бұрын
:-|
@Have_some_plasma
@Have_some_plasma 2 жыл бұрын
This one is a perfect candidate for r/angryupvote.
@B4dr4bbit
@B4dr4bbit 2 жыл бұрын
That clip of the brothers is great. The little brother got to watch a "Neurons Activated" moment and he knew he made a bad choice.
@kurapikakurta1997
@kurapikakurta1997 2 жыл бұрын
I love how zen is just questioning if he’s a goat for the rest of his life
@hexagonalchaos
@hexagonalchaos 2 жыл бұрын
5:19 the void is loud and wants chicken.
@fernandomarques5166
@fernandomarques5166 2 жыл бұрын
He calls people who rip a 12 pack in the middle psychopaths? C'mon Zen have you ever tried to rip a plastic 12 pack those open sides are very well built so you can grab the pack, they can be 5 times the thickness of the rest of the pack.
@amberkat8147
@amberkat8147 2 жыл бұрын
And you grab the corner bottles last because the top is especially tight to those, making them hard to get out until the roof gets enough slack from the other bottles being removed.
@The_Stumbler
@The_Stumbler 2 жыл бұрын
You are weak. We buy a case of water for the fuel kiosk, because we don't have running water, about once a month. You poke the side with a nail or key and you got a point to pull bottles from.
@SylvyTheSylveon
@SylvyTheSylveon 2 жыл бұрын
People actually take the middle ones first?? I've always grabbed the side ones first..
@squa_81
@squa_81 2 жыл бұрын
1:50, this goose does not want this dog here. Dog appreciates
@Phenix.__
@Phenix.__ 2 жыл бұрын
I was feeling like crap, these videos always make me feel better
@theplague5803
@theplague5803 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like crap but im happy that you feel better
@astralfloof4117
@astralfloof4117 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making my day! Today's my birthday and it's now amazing thanks to you! Thank you Kalbus Team and Zen!!!
@dubbi52
@dubbi52 2 жыл бұрын
happy birthday
@astralfloof4117
@astralfloof4117 2 жыл бұрын
@@dubbi52 thank you man!
@dubbi52
@dubbi52 2 жыл бұрын
@@astralfloof4117 np
@alexsmith3923
@alexsmith3923 2 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!
@あけほし
@あけほし 2 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!
@annegriswold2116
@annegriswold2116 2 жыл бұрын
I guess that kitty wanted to have their body in the light but their head in the shadow for that picture.
@griffinhunter3206
@griffinhunter3206 2 жыл бұрын
the decapitated kitty had their head under their arm, i think, because of the way the fur curves
@elizabethkate3207
@elizabethkate3207 2 жыл бұрын
I think a 12 pack of kittens is called a pregnant cat
@sr.lontra
@sr.lontra 2 жыл бұрын
That cat jumping got me DYING lmao 💀
@TheTrueXaver
@TheTrueXaver 2 жыл бұрын
looks like a comment they'd put in an animated film's version of youtube
@sr.lontra
@sr.lontra 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheTrueXaver looks fake yeah kkkkkkkkkkkkk
@Unoriginal_SpamtonFan
@Unoriginal_SpamtonFan 2 жыл бұрын
actually... now that *I* think about it. I might be a cat. I have sat in the weirdest positions possible, and when someone asks why I just go; "Ya, I'm comfy." and they just have this confused face of _ooookkkkkk..._ and it's hilarious!
@ericsonbruh
@ericsonbruh 2 жыл бұрын
You’re not a goat, silly! You’re a bear. A Zenbear. ZenBearDigital.
@DieHardAnimeOtaku15
@DieHardAnimeOtaku15 2 жыл бұрын
The title of these videos should be “Lumo/Zen being tortured for our amusement”.
@Unoriginal_SpamtonFan
@Unoriginal_SpamtonFan 2 жыл бұрын
yes lol. 100%
@BronyumHexofloride
@BronyumHexofloride 2 жыл бұрын
that spider triggered my fight of flight.. an avengers level threat for sure
@snipintoaslamjam5518
@snipintoaslamjam5518 2 жыл бұрын
Clowns don't squish in the car. They manipulate space to make it massive on the inside & small on the outside
@prismknight353
@prismknight353 2 жыл бұрын
1:12 it’s often easier to break through the roof of the water bottle packaging the to try and rip through the front
@Pragmatic_Primordial
@Pragmatic_Primordial 2 жыл бұрын
Now all I can imagine is a goat sitting in a chair reacting to memes
@ThePepsiCrusader
@ThePepsiCrusader 2 жыл бұрын
Cat gets sufficated by balls
@speedy01247
@speedy01247 2 жыл бұрын
I low key want to have one of those spiders. (it looks like something you could snuggle comfortable with)
@TurboBronco239
@TurboBronco239 2 жыл бұрын
There's no such thing as too excited about animals
@sacilexi231
@sacilexi231 2 жыл бұрын
You are a GOAT. Greatest of all time!
@Techy404
@Techy404 2 жыл бұрын
Oh so that's why everyone is called a goat
@ranjira7893
@ranjira7893 2 жыл бұрын
1:35 Its a GOOSE MASSEUSE ! XD
@TheHamza5788
@TheHamza5788 2 жыл бұрын
11:15 Wdym? The 962,000 clowns who call that car home have obviously gone shopping at the CSS (Clown's Supply Store).
@jackjeffries4823
@jackjeffries4823 2 жыл бұрын
Hi I’m glad to see another video the second I get home from school thank you
@StinkySeaGoat
@StinkySeaGoat 2 жыл бұрын
Actually holy shit I want one of those tarantula plushies
@ToxicMonster5
@ToxicMonster5 2 жыл бұрын
that was my cat was this morning, saw an empty space in the package of bottled water, snuck right into it.
@hyper1-k6f
@hyper1-k6f 2 жыл бұрын
8:00 fun fact cats like to climb on everything
@dddeeerrrpppvideos1618
@dddeeerrrpppvideos1618 2 жыл бұрын
I want that spider plushie so bad.
@themightypotatodevourer
@themightypotatodevourer 2 жыл бұрын
Love how that goat was like y'all ain't the first and y'all won't be the last
@laurenhodges6411
@laurenhodges6411 2 жыл бұрын
I needed this today. Thank you.
@InMintCondition13
@InMintCondition13 2 жыл бұрын
Mood, dude.
@alchemysaga3745
@alchemysaga3745 2 жыл бұрын
10:15 I would perish if I woke up to that on me. 10:50 ...and I would perish, revive, and die again if I woke up to *THAT.*
@Jon6429
@Jon6429 2 жыл бұрын
The cats are waiting for the roomba to hit the turd on the floor.
@Awerewolf101
@Awerewolf101 2 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT: Lumo eats his lemons with the skin
@Awerewolf101
@Awerewolf101 2 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT #2 Lumo eats so many lemons that all his bodily fluids is concentrated lemon juice
@Awerewolf101
@Awerewolf101 2 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT #3: the lumo's territory resides deep in the ancient lemon Grove [(BE CAREFUL)]
@Awerewolf101
@Awerewolf101 2 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT #4: It is unknown how many lemons lumo eats but it is assumed that it's as many as he can
@Awerewolf101
@Awerewolf101 2 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT #5: Lumo sacrifices humans daily to please the lemon god
@Awerewolf101
@Awerewolf101 2 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT #6: Lumo's bodily fluid is called lumonade
@Talestale
@Talestale 2 жыл бұрын
look up "So I'm a Spider, So What?" pure gold
@kendra_t
@kendra_t 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know my playlist had skipped to the next video yet and while the ad was playing, I was looking at this comment section, trying to comprehend what people were talking about and how it at all related to Australian serial killers.
@nerdoftheatre
@nerdoftheatre Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about this subreddit is that, despite "people" being in the title, the large majority of this subreddit is just cute animals
@gameingtothemax6266
@gameingtothemax6266 2 жыл бұрын
The corner bottles are harder to get out so that's probably why they didn't take it
@ConnorSinclairCavin
@ConnorSinclairCavin 2 жыл бұрын
24 pack o kittens… i need this to be a thing… fan art, game, anime, something…
@kisukebomb3750
@kisukebomb3750 2 жыл бұрын
Australian here, love Huntsman spiders. hate the little ones like redbacks they're the ones that will bite your arse when you sit on the dunny
@allydoseart7076
@allydoseart7076 2 жыл бұрын
7:40 just putting this here for myself
@jacbeukes903
@jacbeukes903 2 жыл бұрын
*Kalbus wondering if he's a goat *
@notagoat281
@notagoat281 2 жыл бұрын
0:21 Excuse me, sir, identity theft is a felony.
@nez9037
@nez9037 2 жыл бұрын
4:28 He is enjoing way much that possibility
@liannnnnnnnnnnn
@liannnnnnnnnnnn 2 жыл бұрын
I am a simple human, I see picture of cat: I click
@CuppaLLX
@CuppaLLX 2 жыл бұрын
not a goat, but a bear and a raccon, but not a goat
@scottwilliams846
@scottwilliams846 2 жыл бұрын
Hey can you give me the link to "Crazed Void Shows Human What Will Happen If Food Bowl Is Found Empty"?
@themanbehindthepoggers7674
@themanbehindthepoggers7674 2 жыл бұрын
They take from the middle cuz the plastic is suctioned over the bottles and the ones on the end are stuck
@angeldark404
@angeldark404 2 жыл бұрын
Cat Council speaks.
@nullblasterthevoidmaker1750
@nullblasterthevoidmaker1750 2 жыл бұрын
I want a big ass spider plush.
@NightRaid777
@NightRaid777 2 жыл бұрын
8:54 They are just like us gamers.
@scottwilliams846
@scottwilliams846 2 жыл бұрын
Kittens are just furry little babies.
@klaus.sfc01official71
@klaus.sfc01official71 2 жыл бұрын
R/how parents understand normal stuff
@truck-kun941
@truck-kun941 2 жыл бұрын
Zen the goat
@HugoBaesJr
@HugoBaesJr 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, I'm f*cking ded xD
@insertgamertag5369
@insertgamertag5369 2 жыл бұрын
0:57 I do it... run
@tohpingtiang4878
@tohpingtiang4878 2 жыл бұрын
Wonder what the goat thinking when he find dogs are gnawing on his horns. Real bones don't look like that. Why is he reacting to the picture.
@Omair_Murshed
@Omair_Murshed 2 жыл бұрын
Zen the goat 😂
@dubbi52
@dubbi52 2 жыл бұрын
hi
@gexianhen
@gexianhen 2 жыл бұрын
Casually the add before the video was from a plastic manufacturer.. Xd
@Shimmeringashes.
@Shimmeringashes. 2 жыл бұрын
When he caught that ball Dark Souls boss music started to play I don't make the rules I just read them out
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 2 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@WateverWatever04
@WateverWatever04 2 жыл бұрын
+
@voidling_715
@voidling_715 2 жыл бұрын
10:10 yeah hell no
@theonehowasket3719
@theonehowasket3719 2 жыл бұрын
Hi
@dubbi52
@dubbi52 2 жыл бұрын
hi
@justanidiot4267
@justanidiot4267 2 жыл бұрын
hi
@dubbi52
@dubbi52 2 жыл бұрын
@@justanidiot4267 hi
@theonehowasket3719
@theonehowasket3719 2 жыл бұрын
@@justanidiot4267 hello :)
@coolliam7694
@coolliam7694 2 жыл бұрын
Hi
@saltenzy449
@saltenzy449 2 жыл бұрын
Day 298 of asking Kalbus to check out r/ihadastroke , Specifically with both Zen and Lumo, so Zen can grill Lumo on his struggles.
@abandonedaccount123
@abandonedaccount123 2 жыл бұрын
where is lumo? is he in the basement?
@churchofeg
@churchofeg 2 жыл бұрын
Protip It's no fun. If you don't play along Come on Please?
@funnynameisnotfound8953
@funnynameisnotfound8953 2 жыл бұрын
Egg
@Helloimagreeter
@Helloimagreeter 2 жыл бұрын
hello
@samtrem123
@samtrem123 2 жыл бұрын
Hello
@Kilgorio
@Kilgorio 2 жыл бұрын
Wow
@Kafj302
@Kafj302 2 жыл бұрын
I am like number 574
@Flamme-Sanabi
@Flamme-Sanabi 2 жыл бұрын
I personally dislike this subreddit, idk why. I guess I just don't do many reactions.
@yokyatwo7203
@yokyatwo7203 2 жыл бұрын
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