r/Pettyrevenge My Mom Hired Thugs to Beat Up my Bully

[@jrockz133t]

That final story hits deep. Don't tease someone for their looks, because its quite easy to be put in their shoes

[@jessejasso884]

Psst kid want some dvds 📀

[@d3str0i3r]

i mean, don't tease someone for their looks because it's a shitty thing to do, but also this

[@MrRaziel25]

i just hope when they said greener pastures doesnt mean the guy died, cause thats usually what that saying means but hopefully just a better job and life

[@mariakhan7986]

@@MrRaziel25 I have never heard it used to describe anything other than someone getting better opportunities.

[@xLostInFirex]

@@mariakhan7986 it's quite often about dying, as in going to paradise - i think that's what it originated from

[@dracko158]

Story 4: Imagine being the daughter to a mom who never sides with you, thinks you didn't deserve the big gifts, and gets pissed when OP(the husband) give the grandma a taste of her own medicine? Bro, I would be reconsidering my marriage if my wife was this heartless to my daughter.

[@oliviastevens9156]

I mean, for all we know, the grandma did the same thing to the wife when the wife was a kid, and so the wife felt that it was normal?

[@dracko158]

@@oliviastevens9156 Still inexcusable. Just because it's "normal" to her doesn't mean it is for everyone else.

[@TheT93]

And have the daughter spend most of her time with her mom because she'll get primary custody with op not being there to defend her?

[@ChaoticAngelKitten]

@@TheT93true… you’d have to get enough evidence that the mom is unfit first…

[@ChaoticAngelKitten]

I’d just announce the names of the gift givers and then say, “oh, ya, there’s nothing from grandma… she didn’t think you should get a gift from her this year… and mommy agreed with her,” In front of the entire family and let the shlit show begin.

[@pandoratheclay]

“That’s how Italians deal with things…” You see, there are… consequences for those who mess with the familia

[@Abbenxena]

you mean famiglia. familia is Spanish.

[@josefbajarias3109]

I blame Jojo, I can’t help but imagine the bully suddenly hearing Giorno’s Piano

[@nuckingfutsguy]

aren't you kinda breaking the omerta there? :P

[@seabass819]

It's not personal, it's business.

[@gabrielmoreno7112]

​@@josefbajarias3109now you made me imagine the "menacing" effect around those thugs as they approached the bully

[@badcreations9527]

That last story was the sweetest kind of revenge. Now they can learn all about the Golden Rule

[@filipe.sm31]

Pretty sweet indeed, both literally and figuratively

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

To be honest, I'm not seeing the revenge. Maybe I'm too body positive, but I'd gladly eat myself to an early grave for free. As it is, I can't afford to have breakfast at Dunkin' Donuts for the same reason I can't have breakfast at Starbucks, or even a healthier place... like McDonald's (everything is relative). And that reason is that I'm not really some dragon-turtle princess from an alternate dimension; I'm actually just some idiot, living paycheck to paycheck in this capitalist Hellhole, who copes by pretending to actually be somebody important online. As important as the least popular Koopaling is, anyhow.

[@filipe.sm31]

@Wendy_O._Koopa it was revenge for them, because they didn't like fat people, so OP made them fat and now they don't like it

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

@@Wendy_O._Koopa I think the revenge probably comes from them shaming Bob for being fat and laughing that no one would want him, and then the secretaries finding that their partners didn't really want them either. Like: you make fun of someone, but it could easily be you in that situation.

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

@@errantwinds-up8uu Oh, yeah, I guess it's really only a punishment if you're a horrible person, and/or your partner is also a horrible person.

[@richewilson6394]

I would've called my uncle and told him what was going on. And then call the police and have my dad meet someplace where the police can arrest him for those outstanding warrants of DUI as well as child support delinquency.

[@kranberry3318]

Solid plan

[@silverflight01]

Story 7: Honestly, might as well just figure out how to rent that patch of land so this crap never happens again. Maureen has her own grapes, so she doesn't really lose out

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I agree in theory, but for someone as awful as Maureen I doubt it'd stop her.

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@ArcanineEspeon For her to be so obsessed with OP's grapes, I have a theory that Maureen believes OP's land is on an intersection of ley lines that supercharge the grapes into something magical; when really it was all the antioxidants-anthocyanins in particular-that kept her going into her 90s.

[@adampockaj3157]

Hiring a child assassin to beat up your kid's bully is kind of genius and hilarious

[@stuartwalker9597]

Makes me think of American dad with the assassin in the steering wheel

[@deeps6979]

The important part is plausible deniability.

[@saxor96]

​@@stuartwalker9597I'm thinking of Stelio Kontos

[@stuartwalker9597]

@@saxor96 bully minding his own business then all of a sudden Stelio music start faintly in the background Bully: what’s that noise? Why is it getting louder? Stelio throws punch This is my new head cannon on what happened

[@CieraMychele]

​@@saxor96100%. "You tell me when I got the oranges up the stairs...." 🍊🍊🍊🍊

[@ChaoticAngelKitten]

The story about the grandmother denying the child a Christmas gift: I’d make sure to announce who gave each gift to the child and state that, “oh, so sorry, grandma didn’t want to give you a gift this year so there isn’t one from her,” and make sure it’s done in front of the entire family.

[@patriksvensson2360]

Depending on if they teach the kids about Santa or not, that might not work. If that's the case OP might have to say that _Santa_ had more gifts for her but Grandma Grinch _stole_ them. I'd even consider giving the kid the designer bag, just for the heck of it.

[@exiledpain6]

@@patriksvensson2360 Oh man giving the kid the bag would have been an amazing F you! Though I feel the wife would have taken it and given it to her mom.

[@Serpentor2000]

I wouldn’t have given the grandma anything, screw replacing the bag with a robe, she wouldn’t get anything. And I’d tell her “I don’t want you to get spoiled with getting all these gifts.”

[@jffrysith4365]

@@Serpentor2000 nah, much worse to give a POS gift (10c coin wrapped in heavy paper). let them think they got something. Or even better, maybe a ball of slime, wrapped in paper. Even funnier if it ruins the gift she was going to get!

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@jffrysith4365 Forget heavy paper, try all the pages of an entire newspaper.

[@BunnyQueen97]

Story 5: what OP did wasn’t shitty, that was his money and his dad was trying to be sneaky. I agree, OP should see if his uncle is someone he can lean on ❤

[@joaquinbaca1880]

I would have done the same to my dad except his siblings are just as bad as he was

[@joaquinbaca1880]

I would have done the same to my dad except his siblings are just as bad as he was

[@mateiduma646]

Also I doesn’t really matter if it was “shitty” or not, nobody is gonna bat an eye anyway LOL

[@silverflight01]

Story 4: If you're going to give a message like "You can't always get what you want," don't be mad when it gets used against you None of that "Rules for thee, not for me" BS

[@ScooterBond1970]

Amen

[@deniseeulert2503]

I get sad when I read stories about parents who are pos. I was so blessed to have two parents who loved each other, loved us, and stayed together for 62 years. I got the stability to be able to face anything.

[@kranberry3318]

I’m caught between being genuinely happy for you (because that’s such a wonderful thing to have) and just calling you a lucky bastard 😅😂

[@uniraffesaur]

I feel like a grown adult going and hiring some child thugs to beat up her kid’s bully (and even providing the transport lmao) is beyond petty revenge 😂😂 She basically ordered a hit on a kid 😂😂😂

[@bella-rolland]

it could be made into a kid's movie

[@thisismetemptingfate]

Well, she tried to do things the legal way first, that didn't work, so for more than just HER kid's safety, she took care of the problem.

[@invaderdidi367]

I mean... as long as it's kids his age and he deserved that it's fair game. 💁‍♀

[@ZombieMinion1992]

@@invaderdidi367 He 1000% deserves it, he was beating up on his own younger siblings so bad that CPS in the freaking 80s took them. Hopefully the other kids beat some sense into him.

[@littlekuribohimposte]

She made him an offer he can’t refuse

[@WinterRose4444]

I need an update to the Grapes story. I wanna know what the old biddy's reaction was.

[@spikertaker]

"Maureen called my mom last night (an hour or so into picking?) to apologize and said we could have all the grapes. My mom, being a much better person than I am, told her she can still have a row or two because we didn’t NEED all the grapes. But Maureen kept saying no and that she won’t come by at all. Ironically it almost sounded like she was throwing a fit about it?? Like bitch we’re being nice and still letting you come?? So we did pick grapes but not everything. We still hate Maureen."

[@ZombieMinion1992]

@@spikertaker Lol I hope the mom's line questioning her being a Christian got to her in the end, or even better word got around and her pastor was like WTF is wrong with you.

[@juanhaines7295]

Title story I wish there was more. I want to know how bad he got it.

[@constructionsignbuddy4344]

​@10kBeforeOctober.. jokes on you I don't need your sub!

[@grymhunter2849]

Nothing less than broken nose, 4 broken ribs, at least one broken arm an leg, possible fractured skull, at least one joint dislocated, shattered kneecap, internal organs minorly rearranged. I'm Italian myself and I can guarantee mom made sure that boy didn't walk away with much left to walk on

[@MischieviousJirachi]

Right 💀 like wtf

[@marshawargo7238]

​@@grymhunter2849 I kinda got lost! The bullies mom called OP's mom & told on him? That's the way I read it, so indicating that the bullies own mom is afraid of him?😢

[@stuartwalker9597]

Stelio, Stelio kontos, Stelio, Stelio kontos that’s what happened

[@Reuraku]

Last story: now that's what I call sweet revenge.

[@kranberry3318]

Seems to me they got their just desserts! 😉

[@CassiusKent]

The revenge in that last story is so subtle. OP didn't hurt his friend by telling him, didn't make things awkward between his front deskers, AND made them pay in such a deep way.

[@DarkEinherjar]

Yeah, OP in the 4th story should consider divorcing and giving his daughter a better mother next Christmas.

[@MyFiddlePlayer]

Naw, everyone in that family is petty, including OP. They are perfect for each other.

[@kranberry3318]

@@MyFiddlePlayer What did OP do that’s on the same level as denying a child a promised gift on Christmas for stupid and pedantic reasons?

[@TylerGreeneTrueMaoyuu]

@@MyFiddlePlayer disagree

[@thegrimharvest]

​@@MyFiddlePlayerthe only basis we have for the OP being petty is in response to MIL being petty and his wife agreeing with her arbitrary pettiness to be a dick to her own child, at Christmas, because she dislikes how many gifts the kid was gettingwhile trying to disguise it behind the poorest attempt at a "moral life lesson" smokescreen. OP simply took her own dick logic and used it against her, and shockingly she didn't like the taste of her own medicine. OP may be petty, but he wasn't the one to initiate. That said, find it hard to believe this came out of left field. Surely there's a history of MIL being petty and the wife going along with it and supporting her.

[@markwilson4078]

I would agree, except the mother would probably try to take the kid from OP as a result of that divorce and make him pay her alimony. If she was supporting her mother over her own daughter, I wouldn’t put it past her to pull that stunt off should he try to divorce her. Also, even if he comes away with his daughter and tries to give her a better mother, he would need to find a woman who loved him for him, something that I find pretty hard to do.

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

that first story was genius. dudes got a taste of what it was like to have done to them what they do to women, and they did not like it, not one bit. I hope they learned their lesson (yeah I doubt that too). I feel like the last story ended away too early or too fast.

[@asmith8692]

One of the places I worked at was rented out by GLAAD and PFLAG for the night. One of my male coworkers felt very violated when he was groped on his way to lunch. We ladies ended up escorting the poor boys back and forth for breaks.😂 Now they know how we felt

[@nutritionnut3975]

My opinion grabbing balls is worse than grabbing butts and you shouldn’t sexually assault someone because they sexually assaulted some else

[@kranberry3318]

@@asmith8692 I hope they pay it forward when they encounter women in the same position now that they know what it’s like

[@revengenerd1]

@@asmith8692 It actually happens to men far more than you thijnk, it happened to me in my clubbing days as females thought it was ok to do it to men as "men like it" and the usual a man that doesn't like being touched by a woman isn't straight, doesn't know how lucky he is. I remember a drunk girl shove her hands down my underwear in view of people and everyone laughed at me rather than pull her away, this woman was heavily drunk (and maybe on something else) Not saying it doesn't happen to women more but far more happens to men that assumed like many things.

[@mariakhan7986]

@@revengenerd1 that reminds me of when gay guys do that to women. It sucks because everyones like 'oh it's fine he's gay' but it's still a violation! Gay men sexually harrassing women is far more common than ppl realise. I'm a lesbian so it's even more uncomfortable for me than when a woman does it.

[@hannahjanis8616]

That last story made me very happy. Bob sounds like a nice dude, and the OP's revenge was perfectly fitting~

[@FigmentForever]

Story 2: If someone explicitly states they don’t want to date anyone with kids, why is this such a hard concept for anyone to understand? It baffles me how parents seem to think that “once you get to know me/them, you’ll come around”. No…we won’t.

[@JamesDavy2009]

The way it was described, it sounds worse than being catfished.

[@shayda_wolf]

I’m ashamed of you R/Slash. You had the opportunity for make a grapes of wrath joke and didn’t take it. Guess I can’t fault you too hard, it was, low hanging fruit after all 😂

Ahhhhhh.

[@TsukiKageTora]

“You make fun of someone’s weight? Well I’m going to make you just as fat so you can know how it feels!” Granted, the two are at fault for eating the food rather than OP providing the food.

[@kranberry3318]

And not exercising to work off the extra calories

[@ZombieMinion1992]

You can lead an ass to cake, but you can't make them eat. >.>

[@xLostInFirex]

yep, the "sweetest" (lol) part of it is that they acted like they were better than OP's friend, yet when given a choice (take the food or not) they easily and quickly made themselves fat as well - like you'd think if they were making so many jokes and acting like they wouldn't be caught dead fat, then they would be smarter than that, right?

[@Yumi_Jay]

$20 in the 80s is a lot. Probably made those people's day getting 20 dollars to beat up someone. I can only imagined that with the Godfather theme playing.

[@JamesDavy2009]

That money would buy an entire day trip to the local arcade.

[@charminglady2011]

Um the 1st one is definitely true, in watpad. They should've just stopped at the grabbing. Her assailting the other guy, who was grossed out, was weird and could end a girl in jail!

[@mwokozi]

I mean they were sexually harassing women. The legal system doesn’t give a shit about sexually harassment or sexual assault also if she was going to face charges the so should the men. The man was grossed out but he also didn’t care about the women who were grossed out when he sexually harassed/assaulted them.

[@SamHowell3812]

Mom of the year

[@diversquid4793]

I'm usually not a fan of r/Petty revenge because I got tired of so many workplace stories. This episode was pretty refreshing. Loved the first stories

[@Andegelund]

Story 1: she is LUCKY that guy didn't knock her out, not saying he was in the right by grapping women. but if that guy didn't care if he went to jail..... BOOM..... hospital..... scared for life maybe death. Don't do this, the risk is too high for women or if you cant fight. but he did deserved it.

[@stuartwalker9597]

Using sexual assault to fight sexual assault is not the way forward, dude bro should have kept his hands to himself but other ways to o deal with sex pests

[@mariposa9506]

I don't think so.a guy grabbing your butt once is gross and needs dealing with, but causing permanent damage to his balls isn't proportional. And making out with the other guy is just random

[@absolutelynot6546]

Had a guy grab my ass, so I took his hand and simply said, "The next finger of yours that touches me will be broken. Don't ever fucking do that to me or anyone again." And that was that, though being a victim of SA made me want to beat him with his own spine. The ball grab and the making out are really not how it should have been handled. That's a level you don't want to stoop to, period. Hopefully the fucktwit learned to keep his greasy paws to himself and the woman learns better ways to deal with situations instead of doing exactly what they did to her friend.

[@karlstucki879]

Yeah, I doubt that story is real. If someone grabbed your junk and squeezed with all their might, they are getting decked. No man is just going to stand there and take it. And legally speaking, I'd bet the law would side with him if he did so. Two wrongs do not make a right, and even criminals have a right to self defense.

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

Don't assault someone and you won't be assaulted :)

[@MatsuyoRific]

rSlash: This next post is from Ladybug Me: Good for you for standing up for yourself Marinette!

[@BlackieLeone]

Yay, I'm not the only one instantly thinking of that series!

[@shannonp1656]

The child bully needs help more than, or at least as much as, a beating. What kind of home life did he have?

[@abiean222]

there are millions of kids out there who live in abusive homes who don't go out and bully others. its spitting on them to be sympathetic to an unrepentant bully. yeah, he is just a kid and needs help, but he is a bully first and if he won't learn empathy on his own forcing some empathy onto him might be the only thing that can help him be a better person. by forcing empathy onto the bully, i mean letting them get a taste of their own medicine.

[@ZombieMinion1992]

Fun reminder that the bully was the one beating his siblings so badly that CPS actually got involved. Remember this was in the 80s where they were much more lax on this stuff and they are still bad about not acting even now. HE made his own choices. I get tired of the idea that we should forgive and feel bad for all of our bullies. Some of them ae just garbage people who like to hurt others. Hard times are not an excuse to be a monster to your own siblings or other people.

[@lugismansion2400]

I could see the uncle hating OP’s father’s guts and probably knew what he would have pulled on OP

[@DeanDraxon8752]

Yeah, the first story is def a r/thathappened kinda story. There is no way she didn’t get kicked out for causing a scene like that. Security guards don’t generally think assault is funny, no matter the reason.

[@musicallydisneyamvs6731]

Idk 🤔 It depends. Stranger & wilder things have happened.

[@auraguardianemerald6667]

If it happened in like Florida it'd be just another day 😂 I mean in Florida it's like anything goes.

[@kranberry3318]

@@auraguardianemerald6667 I wouldn’t put *anything* past Florida Man™️!

[@myrixica4222]

Security guards don’t generally think assault is funny, Bouncers think it's fucking hilarious, especially when it happens to creeps that deserve it. Those kind of creeps turn women off going places, which means men don't go those places, which means those places loose money, which means bouncers loose their jobs. Bouncers can't do what OP did so they love to see it happen. Plus, you know, double standards of what happens to guys (especially with sexual assault) isn't taken seriously.

[@ticonderogatillman3607]

They told her "It would be better if you left for the night." They did kick her out, she's just too entitled to realize it. She just didn't get banned.

[@andrewlanglois6362]

12:20 Please be wary while having growing grapes, that you try and spot Olives on graft in the Grape Vineyard. You'll want to keep that in a private area, just for yourself. Original plants are endangered, and they are a Horticulturalist's Dream to Own.

[@Donnerwamp]

Love the last story! "Call my buddy fat behind his back? I'll make you even fatter!" :D

[@BashfulBlanket]

An update on the grape story, "Maureen called my mom last night (an hour or so into picking?) to apologize and said we could have all the grapes. My mom, being a much better person than I am, told her she can still have a row or two because we didn’t NEED all the grapes. But Maureen kept saying no and that she won’t come by at all. Ironically it almost sounded like she was throwing a fit about it?? Like bitch we’re being nice and still letting you come?? So we did pick grapes but not everything. We still hate Maureen."

[@emmadilemma4177]

good morning! nothing like having bacon n eggs and listening to RSlash! ☕🥓

[@aliecarey]

ALL NIGHTER FOR THE GRAPES! Made me laugh way too hard 😂

[@theblitz9]

The story of the mum who went to fetch a couple of big guys reminds me of something that happened in school. I went to a religious Jewish school and we had repeated problems with a local school who thought it was funny to pick on us. Our school asked theirs to do something but nothing happened. Finally thingies came to a head when some of them came and damaged bicycles. The headmaster got together the biggest guys in the school and drove them over to the other school where they proceeded to wreck their bikes. Never had problems again.

[@H3xx99]

Um... maliciously fattening your coworkers with sweet, calorie dense junk food isn't Petty revenge. Not sure if it's pro revenge, but it's definitely above petty. Thats a long-term slow-burn revenge where you look them in their eyes and give them the means to shave years off their own lives and ruin their own lifestyles... that's cold, evil, and I thoroughly approve.

[@persephonechrist1069]

Omfg I thought he was saying graves for almost the whole story about grapes 😂

[@lillyvonshtup7314]

I had a lisp when I was a kid… I sounded like Sylvester the cat… I’m a vicious bitch around anybody that makes fun of things like that..

[@BronzeDragon133]

Thath's funny. But seriously, as an adult I have a seriously sinusoidal voice just due to having a nasty deviated septum (I've had my adenoids and tonsils removed and should have a ton of surgery yet. I don't because sinus surgery is not assured, very painful, and see "not assured" again. I sound like Fran Drescher in The Nanny.

[@Kenpoviper]

i just wanna point out that op's username for story 4 is "okayopening" and then he proceeds to open with okay

[@duckatali]

that story about the gifts sounds less like petty revenge and more like malicious compliance, if im honest

[@Cheshire_Cat1865]

Story 1 what’s really sad about that is if the genders were reversed and the girl initiated the harassment and the guy tried to take revenge in a similar fashion I would bet a very large sum of money that he would have gone to jail..

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

What does gender reversal have to do with the story?

[@stuartwalker9597]

@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754if you can’t see why maybe you are part of the problem…

[@crowstepxanth2413]

@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 because she can get away with assault but there's no way he would

[@filipe.sm31]

​@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 because if it were reversed, the guy who got harassed and harassed back would be in jail.

[@nwlwj7644]

Yeah, because is sexual harrasment

[@LeoArctica]

1st story made me laugh so hard my ribs started to hurt xD😅

[@immorttalis]

Yes, assault is absolutely hilarious.

[@LeoArctica]

@@immorttalis when it’s done to a creep it is XD

[@mwokozi]

@@immorttalisI mean it’s just giving them the taste of their own medicine. If you dish it out then be ready to receive it.

[@immorttalis]

@@mwokozi To give him a taste of his own medicine would've been to touch his ass, not to grab his genitals and potentially cause damage to reproductive organs. That's sexual assault with bodily harm and you'd have to be a psycho to think it's in any way a reasonable response.

[@boejiden4588]

@@immorttalis the creep should have had his balls stomped on

[@susansusan6612]

Beat up the bully story - that mom was bada$$, and that needs to happen more often to bullies.

[@susansusan6612]

All the grapes story - rSlash, you missed a prime opportunity, that story should have been called “The Grapes of Wrath” !!!

[@ajjamsen694]

OP and their mama should leave one single grape for Maureen. So she couldn't bitch about, "You didnt leave any for mEeEeE!"

[@EvilTwin559]

4:26 I had a frenemy in middle school Let's call her G. G would bully me and sometimes it got physical but she was a girl so couldn't do anything. One day I tried standing up to her and G kicked me in the groin as hard as she could. She taunted me and dared me to do something but I just slunk away with what was left of my pride. My sister S was a tomboy, she liked to scrap with the rest of us and usually won. When she heard what G did she got my cousin C, went to G's house and beat the living tar out of her. They told G she could pick on me or ridicule me all she liked but if she laid hands on me one more time they'd come back and finish the job. So I guess that's also a Latinos deal with things.

[@sarahrigdon7311]

That granny I would straight up tell my daughter grandma did not get you a gift and when grandma asked about her present infront of everyone I would say, "well since you decided that expensive gifts are spoiling people and you decided to take back your present for your granddaughter to not spoil her and agreed that it's yours to not give I figured you would not to be spoiled and since it's still mine to not give I am taking back the designer bag back don't want to spoil you and hey you can learn your own lesson of you can't always get what you want so your welcome"

[@TJDious]

OP6: You're never wrong for exposing an affair.

[@mouthface9710]

I kept hearing “graves” instead of grapes and was horrified by the prospect of juicing and picking graves

[@nutritionnut3975]

Story 1: no one should be sexually assaulted and what OP was a greater level of sexual assault than what the guy did

[@partysuvius]

And boy, it sure was well-deserved. Who knows just how many women he’s assaulted before OP’s gf

[@nutritionnut3975]

@@partysuvius I disagree no one should ever SA anyone. Not even in retaliation. It’s gross not something you should do to get revenge.

[@RedrumZombies]

And is technically attempted murder. Butt doesn't = testicles.

[@ZeakaXorrFitchus]

I don't like how far I had to scroll before finally finding a comment about this. What the OP did in the first story was way beyond petty revenge. Yes, what the guy did was wrong. But what she did was incredibly worse. And how the guy's friends and security were laughing about it doesn't sit right. I wonder if security would have laughed it off if the roles were reversed.

[@Josh_the_jester]

Story 6: this works out better in OP's favor, as if he did end up staying with his mistress, they'd have to find a new place to hide as I'm sure his ex would've pursued him for alimony

[@stevenandcarminabeedle9089]

Love the first story. LOVE it!

[@ashsuna7774]

My former stepdad's side of the family decided to just, not give me gifts on christmas when I was like, 6-7. My half brother got a bunch of stuff while I got nothing that year, less than a year later my mom divorced him.

[@NEPAAlchey]

If Maureen dies this year her family will forever believe it WAS the grapes keeping her alive.😂

[@Anna_Dawson]

6 Christmas gifts are too much for a kid?? That terrible grandma definitely wouldn’t have liked my parents lol

[@tranquility1967]

I heard pick through the Graves. 😮 Ngl I love cemeteries

[@freakishhuman8592]

The user name for the second story caught me off guard while im on the bus i listen to rslash every morning before school 😂

[@marshawargo7238]

Sooo, Maureen dies months later due to lack of juice & her family sued OP's family for denial to "Life Sustaining Support" ???😂 I Really would have loved an update! (cause my imagination kinda ran wild)😮

[@lucascornelisse6896]

One of my fave things is the straight faced even tone way you read these ppls ridiculous reddit names lmao "Our next post is by stinky fish tits" 😂

[@nicholerubes2959]

To the gift story. That mother in law would faint at all the gifts I got on chrismas alone. I was the only kid on my dads side. I was one of three grandkids total on my moms side. To say I got the lion share would be an understatment

[@Arob4343]

For Maureen. Better revenge? Dump one bucket of grapes on the ground and stomp all of them. Simply to piss her off. Add the petty to petty revenge

[@Akakikukaku]

OP on last story is a true sleeper agent Only activated when the situation demands, and not even raising any suspicion Clean infiltration - accomplished mission - clean extraction lmao

[@fearofdamoon]

I kept hearing Graves instead of grapes while getting ready for work. I was very confused at first as to what juicing a grave was.

[@RockismyAir]

Gift-story: That is not how Christmas works, you cannot give a gift and then take it away. Last story: I smell the Fight Club-reference. And yeah, I said it.

[@dorothylloyd1804]

Thanks. Thanks OP for being a good friend to Bob

[@pauldavisjr.3284]

It would have been crazy if Maureen from the "picking all the grapes" story would have passed away that year this proving her crazy theory about her magical fruit juice.

[@maygoodcometous1]

It is lovely when there is a "wholesome" story.

[@Ikller-xh7qq]

Story 3: At least, the mom remained civil...I cant say for sure, that I wouldnt have equipped them...

[@ebonyblack7272]

3:30 Guys like that are so repulsive to me. Anyone who'd rather emotionally manipulate you into ignoring your boundaries than respecting them is not worth your time or consideration.

[@this_is_a_tiny_town]

Last story. I doubt very much that was the first time those two secretaries trash talked about people who came to the worksite. OP claims they had a good rapport with them, so it's not a stretch to imagine that OP has joined in the mockings in the past, but when it's about a long-time friend they get offended.

[@flippedoutkyrii]

Been watching RSlash back in the days when he would sometimes air stories that were just blatantly fake and laugh at them and hot damn story one takes the cake for the fakest story I've heard in a hot minute! Wish he had some commentary because that shit only needed a "And then everyone clapped" to put the cherry on top.

[@rhondah.1478]

The Antigrinch story: I love that OP took back the bag he bought for MIL and threw her words back at her. But he should have taken whatever he'd bought his wife too. How do you allow your mother to treat your own child that way and not say anything?

[@devlynandlink]

Proof that being a jerk to other people can bite you in the ass

[@blackrosebud2331]

Oh my gosh, the story about the grapes I thought he was saying graves and I was so confused

[@strikeforce1500]

Gift story: Man,I love when petty a-holes get what they deserves. What the heck is up with OP's wife tho?. Like,you don't want your kid to have better memories?

[@sashathered582]

Rslash unhinged psycho edition

[@realdreamerschangetheworld7470]

This makes me glad I’m relatively normal. I am nowhere as crazy as even some of these OPs 😂 I would lose a battle of pettiness quickly. What a uniquely scary age to be in, lol.

[@ImAlexandrio]

I listen to these while eating lunch and I misheard grapes as graves and after half of the story I had to finally to do a double take lol

[@privateeyety5735]

Story 4, yeah the wife bugged me too. I thought at least she'd be on hubby side when he took MIL gift away but nope

[@amandarachels]

Story 7: I want an update on Maureen. Without her life extending elixir did OP kill Maureen? 😅

[@TJDious]

OP5: Nothing awful about what OP did. Uncle wanted to give him some money. OP made sure dad didn't steal it.

[@grooorglaserdeth8823]

At first I understood something about graves in the penultimate story. I was like "Why are all these people so obsessed with these graves? How do you juice a grave? Wtf?"

[@shadowdawnl6930]

Im with the uncle advise. Totally agree with @rSlash And you can get more of the realistic explanation about your dad. I get dad trauma I have 2 that abandoned and or abused me. Gaining an uncle could be an awesome thing, maybe something you need just didn't know it. When your fathers are trash, you convince yourself you dont need that strong responsible male roll model. Sending my best ❤

[@albigaming592]

Bro the drunk dad is too close to real life for me

[@EagleClipCh]

1:06 never thought i would hear rslash say that

[@MissCrow372]

Had to dig for the rest of the story as it was removed from Reddit, but here y’all go: “Well, when he got back he somehow found out my mom called CPS so at the bus stop before school he sucker punched me. I was down on the ground. Everyone saw it but I didn't say anything to anyone our teacher happened to be a close friend of my mom and her husband works with my dad, so if I said something my parents would've found out instantly. We get home and a kid goes straight to his mom and our backyards connect, so he says OP got sucker punched by bully at the bus stop this morning. She calls my mom and my mom goes to the worst area of Detroit hires 2 kids the same age as him for $20 each to come and beat him up and told him not to even look at me again. Then drops them back off. That's how Italians deal with things.”

[@SoldierSpiderx]

third story: I love the most that OP got sucker punched by the bully and instead OP mom go to the school or confront the bully herself she just hired two kid the same age to beat up the bully the funny part she made sure the two kids was the same age cause she could easily gotten grown man to beat up the bully but she choice kids the same age and the bully was bully his sister, he desever it

[@izzatchakhachiro3286]

the 1st post had an update. OP said that she was drunk when she made the post and after she sobered up her friend's an boyfriend told her that she wasnt a hero like she remembers and she made a fool of herself

[@suzyboyleanderson6945]

That bully is going to end up in prison for beating up people. I hope he was taught a valuable lesson that day when he was getting beating up

[@rebeccahayward9607]

Me: *drinking water* Rslash: The next post is by stinkyfishtits- Me: *chokes, spits water out* 🤣💀

[@darko-man8549]

Oof that wife failing to stand up for her daughter and husband. Nope.

[@pc4189]

The grape story..ummm can't OP just have her arrested for trespassing? I mean they only rent but they still have a right to privacy.

[@opalpersonal]

the hell is up with that wife in the christmas story? if someone got me, or my kid, a gift that they really wanted, as in, ALREADY PAID FOR AND WRAPPED AND EVERYTHING, then suddenly *decided* they don't deserve it anymore, without anything happening between them to cause that, i'd be livid. you can't just pull the rug out from people that way, it's just assholish.

[@digifreak90]

11:35 I mean, that's going off the assumption that the neighbor already knew he was married. It's possible that she thought he was single and so, when learning that he wasn't, also kicked his lying butt to the curb.

[@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902]

Fourth story: I would have gone pro revenge on the toxic inlaw and give the enabling wife an ultimatum, is her daughter or a divirce and tell the daughter how easy she sided with the woman who took her present away for her to prefer be with me. Besides, who does she think she is to think she can parent others' kid, even if is her grandkid.

[@sarahrigdon7311]

I love opening gifts I never got to do it much. My parents would give gifts but they would put all of my gifts in one box tape it up and have me wrap the gifts for everyone since I was 7. My older brother got individually wrapped gifts that I of course wrapped. I would also wrap their gifts for friends and family. Even married I don't get to open gifts since my husband won't do it because he is bad at it. For birthdays my parents used bags but they are so cheep I had to carefully pull out the paper for reuse the bags would also be reused as well.

[@readjordan2257]

4:30 so far, i love all these OPs

[@chezsnailez]

Lucky that bully wasn't introduced to the Italian Martial Arts - two guys hold down your opponent whilst you beat the stuffing out of them...