r/Pettyrevenge "That Sounds Like a YOU Problem"

[@rSlash]

Gimme some subreddits you want to see me cover!

[@evan_297]

rSlash father

[@snowyfate]

R/instantkarma

[@tsundemon]

r/nonononoyes or r/yesyesyesyesno

[@cole3941]

idk

[@joelfahlberg6839]

R/me_irl is one of my favorite subreddit so i would love you to do a video about it!!

[@anogiematrelltingin9084]

I also had a similar story in cashier line. It's almost closing time of the store, and people were in a rush to assist all of the customer in the cashier. And while I was in line, this dude behind me almost hits me with his cart, keeps tapping his foot, and looking at his watch. In which, I told him to be more careful and might get someone hurt. And in that sentence, he got mad, he told me that, "I don't care. My time is precious to be wasted with some low life." the cashier girl heard this, and when she's going to take my groceries, she makes it slow. Real slow. And when it's the dbag guy turns, she says, "I am sorry, but it is already closing time."

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

Serves him right

[@anogiematrelltingin9084]

@@A_Rose_From_Concrete yes! It's a sweet petty revenge. Made me giggle every time I remember it.

[@JohnnyTromboner]

*deep breath* Ah, justice

[@maggpiprime954]

Noice!

[@oopster2351]

Oh yeah, he deserved it!(๑╹ω╹๑ )

[@0Onyx13]

6:03 did he skip the "in health and in sickness" during his vows?

[@thehiddenninja3428]

yes

[@LivytheCatandfriends]

That's exactly what I thought... Umm... No, you didn't marry a sick woman, but you vowed to be with your wife "in sickness AND in health." You don't get to choose one... -_-

[@senorsiro3748]

Melody Joy He probably follows...Talmudic...divorce protocol: (whenever the man wants it).

[@13bgunbunny42]

I totally lost it when you said the guy stood there butt naked brushing his pubes :-D

[@kerryberquist3697]

Semper Fidelis I had coffee shoot outta my nose!🤣

[@hollyw9177]

Best story lmao

[@antoniusbritannia8217]

After brushing them out, he should have braided them.

[@RhiannonSmudge]

lmao same

[@jonathanwestcott6594]

See, now that's how you assert dominance. :P

[@X-35173]

The brush story reminds me of one my grandma told me (nothing to do with pubes or nudity though thank god) My grandparents has these neighbors whom they invited over for dinner. They were pleasant enough but they took one invitation as an open invitation and would come over for dinner frequently. They were nice people in general so my grandparents didn't have to heart to tell them to stop. One day she invites them to stay over longer than usual and do stuff after dinner; they happily accept. After dinner my grandparents place all the dishes on the floor and let the dog lick them all clean, then put them back in the cupboards. The neighbour's never came back! (And yes they did wash them properly once the people left)

[@ashleyalexwallace]

Love it!

[@nickdriscoll6131]

I’ve heard this story before. I think my dad told it to me, and later when i retold it to a friend, my friend laughed and said it was a story from Reader’s Digest. I really don’t know. Maybe everyone tried the same trick!

[@RishaanC]

@@nickdriscoll6131 its a common strat.

[@MsEngelby]

The brush story was just perfect.

[@MysticSarahh]

The petty revenge version of Baby Shark is a bop and it’s not even a full version 😂

[@thechivalrouszechreeder]

I busted out laughing when he did his version of baby shark

[@bland9876]

I haven't heard that since I was in elementary school or maybe even before I don't know why it became popular all the sudden

[@hotsand3824]

それらのすべての最も熱い砂

[@bland9876]

@@hotsand3824 English English English Not English

[@hotsand3824]

First Name Last Name 本当にカントーですか？

[@idont3282]

@@hotsand3824 que porra é essa irmão? Não falo a língua de hentai não porra

[@KellyDVance]

The first story reminded me about a dear friend's experience with his ex-wife. (This is nearly 18 years ago.) We were all at a big convention for an organization we were part of when he found out that his wife was cheating on him with her ex-husband. (She'd been accusing him of cheating for months, he wasn't. Projection much?) Well he'd bought her tickets to Peter Gabriel for her birthday, her favorite artist, but in the divorce some how the tickets ended up in one of the few pieces of furniture he kept. (He basicly signed away the house and most of the furniture to get away from her.) Our other friend (who she knew was married) couldn't go, so suggested he take me. (I have a serious baby face so even though I was in my mid-20s I looked to be barely out of high school.) We had a great time and he had someone at the concert take a picture of us. He sent her a copy with the note "Had a blast with your birthday concert tickets. Enjoy the house."

[@revampedharpy09]

6:08 hmmm.... couldve sworn there was something in the vows about "in sickness and in health"... funny how little those vows mean to some people eh?

[@ivylasangrienta6093]

Vows don't mean anything to people like that.

[@rocketsurgery950]

@@ivylasangrienta6093 This is so sad yet so true.

[@karatebat5156]

She should've played the earrape version of Baby Shark.

[@ollehkacb]

@Josh Smith I think he just means those videos where they alter the audio of songs to horribly screech.

[@fnvfan0145]

He's a phantom meme compilation works too

[@beansi172]

His singing was 10/10

[@DebtsofImmortality]

Fucking great

[@Justadeerthatgames]

@Harry Johnston-Smith Johnny Johnny yes papa

[@emilytetreault2516]

That poor Uber driver, having to deal with petty babies all morning.

[@antoniusbritannia8217]

That's when you decide it's all over and plow into on coming traffic doing 65 mph.

[@Nor1MAL]

Either you get annoyed as a uber driver, or enjoy the sweet pettyrevenge by proxy with you and inject it into your veins!

[@suborgtfo.4433]

_Karen after firing a Manager at McDonald's : r/pettyrevenge_

[@SkyManBGProductions]

Oh, God. Please. No.

[@monke1599]

NO because if Karen has reddit than they'll (gender equality) find r/entitledparents and might feel remorse OR they would find vaxxhappened and THAT WOULD BE VERY DANGEROUS

[@theroyalbuilder]

Rslash, for 2 million subscribers have your wife read the subreddit!

[@TheWolfWoman15]

That's a pretty good idea :D

[@0Onyx13]

They should read some nicegirl and niceguy messages together so she can voice the females! :D

[@KnittingGirl28]

@@0Onyx13 that's perfect ~

[@13bgunbunny42]

@@0Onyx13 Most excellent idea! You get my vote :-)

[@mavisvioleta]

He's married?!

[@Jamersonde]

Nobody: rSlash: Serves you right dodododo

[@samhunter7619]

Crohn’s Disease is something else man, screw that guy

[@CCK-jd8nc]

Sam Hunter MrBeast has Crohn’s disease

[@vanessagonzalez7862]

Pete Davidson has it too

[@ninek8]

The woman is trying to make sure no-one does, why would you wanna ruin her petty revenge?

[@leopold7562]

My nephew died from Chron's when he was a teenager. Bloody horrible disease. Hopefully Douche remained a douche and had to go solo for the rest of his pathetic existence.

[@JonnyLikesGames87]

I've had Crohn's disease since 2005. It's awful. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

[@DJ-xo6nb]

“That’s revenge doo doo doo doo doo doo That’s revenge doo doo doo doo doo doo Serves you right doo doo doo doo doo doo Serves you right doo doo doo doo doo doo” -R/Slash

[@patrick2489]

no-one: literally no-one: literally no soul: rSlash: *that's revenge doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo that' revenge doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo....*

[@desiterdane4286]

*serves you right doo-doo-doo-doo-doo serves you right doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo*

[@horstkretschmer]

You messed up the order. literally no soul should be before literally no-one because literally no-one includes gingers, who have no soul.

[@donotatme]

Hope this nO oNe shit dies out real soon....

[@jorgey4]

since it's original content I approve.

[@biancabrooks280]

🦈🤏🏽🦈🤏🏽🦈🤏🏽

[@tonto9845maluco]

When the "it's revenge dodododooo.mp3" coming out?

[@Ethefake]

r/treelaw ... No? Am i the only one who loved that? Okay

[@Starman062]

I loved it too

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

Tree law is one of my favorites

[@mangalover0149]

Loved it too

[@ravyn9380]

ΞᎢᎻΞЯΞΔᏝ It’s my favorite. I’m dying for more treelaw.

[@ikeilledaguy4349]

I Support this cause

[@sadbread7261]

A good tip dude, when the new guidelines for KZbin come to, make sure to always set your video to (Not made for kids). That way, you don't need to lose 42k whenever you say a somewhat bad word and not losing 60 - 90 % of the add revenue. Edit: I was wrong if you label the video incorrectly, (if you say it's not kid-friendly when it is kid-friendly you still lose 42k) So remember to say a bad word in every video.

[@hanezutchins2786]

A bad word like crap? Because apparently crap is a curse according to KZbin guidelines

[@Mumble8988]

@@hanezutchins2786 So, I know my reply is a year late but, I’ve put in my channel description that my videos are specifically targeted at adults, I play mainly survial horror titles with swearing and gore and all that rated M shit, not to mention I myself admittedly swear a lot, and yet my videos have been incorrectly marked as “for kids” on several occasions and I’ve had to manually switch them over to “Not for Kids.” Because apparently if something looks even Slightly cartoonish (Little Nightmares) KZbin automatically assumes it’s meant for children 🤦‍♂️

[@hanezutchins2786]

@@Mumble8988 That really sucks

[@paden1865able]

You TWERP! I almost choked on a bite of my apple when you started singing! I will never be able to hear that without snorking with laughter again.

[@assassintwinat8]

There's an Iliza Schlesinger line that perfectly sums up these people waiting in any line. "Hi! We're in a rush, because we're entitled."

[@TheDarwinProject1]

I was married to a "douche". When my migraines got so bad I had to quit my job, he asked for a divorce. Before the divorce was even finalized, he was introducing his "new" girlfriend to his family. They had just spent 5 months on the other side of the US training for their new jobs, coworkers spending all their time together. They are married now with a kid. I'm destitute on disability, alone. Wish they all got the karma they deserved.

[@k.huelle]

It sucks when karma isn't a bitch to those that deserve it, but maybe your ex's wife will cheat on him🤞

[@wareforcoin5780]

@@k.huelle He'll cheat on her. That wasn't no "new" relationship.

[@jessicaf6033]

I'm very sorry for what you are going through. Eventually what goes around comes around.

[@westtexas_4491]

I'm so sorry. Karma will come, though.

[@inkshermit9055]

Karma doesn't exist, people who've snapped become karma. If you chose to wait for someone else to bring hell than that's all that'll happen- waiting as nothing happens. You want something done right do it yourself.

[@kerryberquist3697]

I literally just shot coffee outta my nose as you finished reading the last story!! That truly is the funniest revenge I’ve ever heard. Jeezus. 🤣

[@jednicholson5646]

6:03 so much for 'in sickness and good health'.

[@KutsugeMindUrmoks]

these are really good 2 listen when being sad

[@0Onyx13]

Same for when being sick 🤧

[@Fade_]

Or tired

[@_.WildMoonChild]

Waking up to a new video to watch while I'm laying in bed, dreading waking up/going to work.. is my absolute favourite.

[@owengamer9926]

My sister has chrons and I feel sorry for her it’s uncontrollable and I’m happy the guy got screwed

[@dawnstone1708]

Lmao! I totally started in with the Baby Shark song during the end of that Uber story. I wheezed when u also did it r/slash!

[@saikorrapati5129]

We NEED your wife to read one of these!

[@epicfail7874]

That is a 2 million view idea

[@remig0ld_641]

@@epicfail7874 An AN *AN*

[@noahgreene7565]

PotatoBeanGaming 2 An AN AN Ann Ann FraNk

[@davidswick8571]

@@remig0ld_641 Incorrect, you use "an" when the beginning of the next word makes a vowel sound. "Two" starts with a consonant sound so "a two million view idea" is correct. Whereas it is "an hour", although hour starts with an H it makes a vowel sound so AN is used.

[@maziikun2167]

@@davidswick8571 ok boomer

[@Bladewalker1]

Your version of Baby Shark will be playing in my head for the rest of the day .. LOL.

[@lindsaysheffield]

Who else has baby shark stuck in their head now?

[@KnittingGirl28]

Ba-by SHARK do do do do~ Baby SHARK do do do do~

[@dergluckliche4973]

I know enough _about_ it to be thankful I have never actually _heard_ it. (I understand from older comments r/slash actually sings it in the video but I watch on mute and speed scroll.)

[@manacakeio5155]

@@dergluckliche4973 so you technically just read the vid and comments?

[@dergluckliche4973]

@@manacakeio5155 Yep.

[@manacakeio5155]

@@dergluckliche4973 oh nice, :)

[@WrenchinIdiot]

I DIED laughing at the brush story 😂😂😂

[@erase9017]

rSlash uploads make my day tbh

[@karbarson3742]

Ooof...I definitely did not expect a gut punch. "I didn't marry a sick woman" is nearly identical to what my husband told me. Damn.

[@strawber3seal_77]

6:10 I guess he forgot the part in marriage about caring for each other in health or sickness

[@DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables]

Damn you and your ProRevenge version of Baby Shark!!! 😂😂😂

[@mememadore3174]

THANKS! Just scared a roomfull of my colleagues because I laughed outloud! The baby shark ditty is my new favorite. I think it needs to be made into a ringtone...Serves you right do do do do!! bwahahaha

[@aurongrande6141]

You gotta love the little revenges in life.

[@giggle_snort]

Ok all of these were delightful, but I laughed the hardest at "That's revenge, do-do-do-do-do-do" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kotoamatsukami6910]

A while ago he said he had a girl friend, later he said fiance and now its wife.

[@LivytheCatandfriends]

My almost-2-year-old LOVED your rendition of "Baby Shark." She recognized the tune immediately and then joined in the "do do do"s.

[@Josh_the_jester]

8:37 I did something similar I was on a COTA mainstream bus where there was another passenger who blasted an old series of cartoon as I'm just trying to ignore him, I asked him politely to turn it down or invest in some headphones, and he just told me to F off. So I took my JBL speaker (not sponsored) and play pink guy's stfu. The driver was amused

[@bayseadones6095]

😂😂😭😭😂 the one about the pubes killed me !

[@heheheyup6573]

You dare fight me mortal? *I'm the Elon Musk of pettiness*

[@kermitcomedy6577]

🎵 Serves you right....doo doo doo...serves you right....🎵🎵🎵 BAWAAHAHAHAHAAA I SPEWED MY SODA OUT TAKING A SIP OF IT WHEN I HEARD THAT!!! LOVE IT!!!

[@megakaren2160]

Im skipping over tomorrow's ads after you got baby shark stuck in my head.

[@tomm.catt.9911]

I'm ugly cackling at the last one holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GDKsan]

The first one is more fo a malicious compliance than a petty revenge

[@shannonbrydon417]

Hahaha the baby shark song is one of those that get stuck in your head all day. Sucka! LoL 🤣 Also, I love the marital status on the ID cards. I can only imagine of how spouses get the last laugh over their cheating husband/wife.

[@nunie7834]

Rofl, I’m not gonna lie, I take my shoes off on the 8 hour flight from Sweden to US (I hate shoes and socks and refer to them as foot prisons) but if someone asked me to, I’d put them back on..

[@kenziesaige225]

That’s still extremely inconsiderate and gross of you 🙄

[@wybiefletcher6739]

My hamster just died and we always loved to listen to your vids. Ily, thank you for creating such amazing content

[@nipaimmonen1244]

pro revenge would be to send that "F* OFF" messages to the new girlfriend when they have drove to the hotel.

[@TombstoneTourists]

That last one 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shawnhenrie250]

My daily dose of rslash before I sleep

[@snowyfate]

Shawn Henrie same....

[@timeo2810]

Me2

[@Azuraion]

Southern Hemisphere as well? Woop!

[@silvervaliant]

European...

[@shawnhenrie250]

Azuraion Philippines

[@whitewolf8644]

😂😂 the dad with the brush is my favourite!

[@Boredchinchilla]

It’s going to take me a bit longer to hit like on this one, just because you put that crappy ass shark song in my head right as I was falling asleep lol

[@alliewoulfe1171]

That last story was the cherry! Laughed my ass right off! 😂🤣😂

[@po-ta-ta8302]

“I’m going to be deaf do dododo pls stop dodododo

[@Espy-Ninja]

baby shark has power. When I was in your classic dorm setting we had these guys that liked to practice guitar at all hours and the RA wouldn't ever say shit to them. A good friend of mine lived in the room next to them and heard it ALL. She was getting really annoyed when trying to study one night at like 10pm (Quite hours) So I had an idea.... Me, my roommate, another girl, and the one who lived in the room ALL BLASTED baby shark with our laptop right next to the joining wall. They never played during quite hours again :3

[@creepypastapudding3531]

I want petty revenge baby shark as my ringtone now

[@deniseeulert5220]

I had to go check what Baby Shark is. I don't have kids or grandkids. Now I know why that revenge was so sweet.

[@aaronjafri9004]

6:04 Don't one of the conventional wedding vows specifically say "in sickness and in health"?

[@Cashdudex]

That baby shark one tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tabbycat21]

Oh my gosh, early two days in a row! As I commented yesterday, I love your videos!

[@Eric-gi9kg]

That last story...PRICELESS...LMFAO

[@makinmoney973]

The first story feels like a r/maliciouscompliance story

[@marlmyanimationoutlet3934]

That last one was such a STRONG-ASS Power Move.

[@justabagofchips8207]

Love your channnel!

[@deniseeulert5220]

OMG, Baby Shark? That's almost too cruel, lol!

[@selenaanira7072]

Woohoo! A new video!!

[@Phananimate]

I CRIED AT THE LAST ONE HAHAHAHA XD

[@bodkimalone]

Guys,if you wanna hear r/ offline go to Spotify,he's there.

[@Historybuffm8]

7:47 When OP said he started blasting Baby Shark at full volume I started laughing.

[@ggdinkfamdog5158]

Rslash make a video we’re you leave puppy bloopers in

[@sws212]

Honestly sounds like torture for the driver to hear random videos next to them and then baby shark from the back. One Star all of them.

[@pitchmorgan6114]

Hey rSlash, sent you an email. I absolutely love your videos and can’t believe how far you’ve come so fast. Keep on posting, and keep on giving. I’m leaving for Japan on Monday, and when I get back after two weeks I’m looking forward to watching all those videos :D

[@13bgunbunny42]

Have a great trip :-)

[@Bri-oe8sf]

When rSlash started singing baby shark. Precious ❤️. LMFAO

[@platywatty5636]

Can we have some more rslash am I the a-hole

[@Starman062]

Platywatty boi no

[@bonelesspizza9519]

@@Starman062 well your in for a treat 11 months later

[@gachamar1239]

I was eating and chocked when you were saying the baby shark thing that was just hilarious

[@baskyy1351]

Hm yes, *creeper aw man*

[@tiktokmemecentral9680]

Yah let's go so way back in the mines got my picaxe swing side to side side side to side this task a grewling one hope to fine

[@baskyy1351]

@@tiktokmemecentral9680 some diamonds tonight night night diamonds tonight

[@Dellabricks]

That very last one was perfection 😂

[@michaeltihle9711]

Look at these noobs saying first

[@ikeilledaguy4349]

Second

[@soulessslime433]

Last

[@ijent3819]

Sixty-ninth

[@mahranislam3554]

Fith

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Seventy Thousand, Nine Hundred & Eighty-Four.

[@jayfurjill]

omg the brush/pubes one...I'm dying :D

[@bread9132]

can’t think of anything funny to say so.. how’s your day?

[@daan4206]

Good, how's your day?

[@baskyy1351]

why you so personal

[@bread9132]

Bramblefurr it’s aight, thanks for asking

[@bread9132]

Agent Pyro if it’s something personal than just don’t reply lol

[@0Onyx13]

Got woken up very early by my cat walking on me just to realize I have a sore throat, probably caught my boyfriend's cold :\ So, it could be better lol. Hope everyone is doing better than me

[@Capti3N]

God dammit! I now have baby shark stuck in my head 😭😂

[@joelfahlberg6839]

@rSlash please can you do a Me_irl its one of my favorite subreddit!

[@mojosbigsticks]

That last one was brilliant! Epic revenge.

[@xKCAZxLEADER]

Made it

[@yummi26]

*I'm in the middle of bingeing all the videos. Baby Shark just took me ALL the way out!!!!! And then the pubes brush!!!! I'm now deceased!!!*

[@13bgunbunny42]

How many other people heard BELLA_ANIMA as BELLA_ENEMA?

[@TheGr1IsHere]

Baby Shark is the devil incarnate.

[@carlosaguilar9215]

Dude we are so entitled that we demand you read these reddit stories and publications. I demand to speak to the manager. Keep up the good work. Have a great day, how do you tolerate your Karen voice?

[@AyushKumar-oy1zv]

thanks rslash from now on i will play baby shark after every karen loses to me

[@hyakkimarufluff534]

This is one of the rarest times i've seen youtube drunk Like 14 views and 24 likes?

[@ramroller]

Jhon Vincent Cruz first time? Lucky,happend all the time...

[@hyakkimarufluff534]

@@ramroller no it happened a lot of times already but its rare cuz usually my youtube app wasn't always drunk like this

[@GamerGrovyle]

KZbin doesn't count views until the viewer has watched 75% of the video

[@hyakkimarufluff534]

@@GamerGrovyle ok Tnx for the info man

[@maggpiprime954]

"Use the Pube Brush do do do do do!"

[@yupikgaming4503]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO 7 COMMENTS

[@loreantotestein7122]

Lmao that last story killed me. I can only imagine the guy making eye contact with the coworker whilst brushing his pubes. 🤣

[@rezasakti1411]

Second