r/Prorevenge My Friend's Family Tried To Kill Him, So I Destroyed Their Lives

[@xxTC-96xx]

if the hit and run didn't have something to do with the cult I'd be surprised. If not one of them directly then it was probably someone they hired to do it. Other cults have done things like that to people who leave

[@bluphenyx]

Huh. Never would have thought I would see you here.

[@xxTC-96xx]

@Charles Sutcliffe oh thank goodness XD

[@luthfihar3211]

lmao this is un-expected didn't know you like rslash

[@xxTC-96xx]

@@luthfihar3211 yeah they’re good BG videos when I work

[@alricaneshama]

Oh, it was them. Of course, it was. They couldn't just let them get away without consequences.

[@markmarano913]

For anyone dealing with an unsupportive/abusive/otherwise toxic family, GET AN ADVANCED MEDICAL DIRECTIVE. Get an official, legally binding document saying that in the event you are incapacitated, certain people have your permission to make decisions regarding your care and other people do not. It could save a lot of heartache, and it could even save your life.

[@theplushybros6140]

Well said my friend. Well said.

[@1985toyotacamry]

Interesting.... I have to keep that in mind

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

And don’t forget restraining orders are a thing

[@adrianrr18]

This commment should be one of the most upvoted. Pinned, even.

[@charminglady2011]

Because of my religious beliefs, I have one and every year update mine

[@sip8601]

I think i know why Justin's family showed up. The accident was planned. The car drove directly into Justin, through a stop sign, and then the family showed up at the hospital despite having no way to know about the accident. Also keep in mind that the family thought Justin deserved / needed punishment in order to get redemption for rebelling against their religion. I'm not saying this is what happened, but it's possible. If so, Rae and Justin should be careful. Also, regarding the family showing up late, maybe they were planning what the next move was, waiting to be less suspicious, or just doing crazy cultist stuff. Again, I am not saying this is what happened, but it could very well be possible.

[@NarutoUzumaki-kj6yh]

I was thinking this too

[@theplushybros6140]

It’s sad and a don’t want to admit it, but based on the evidence, you are most likely right. It’s sad really, that parents are willing to kill/torment their child/children all in the name of “religion”.

[@benjaminehren7965]

I had the same thoughts.

[@zerophantomyt433]

This is one of the few times I agree completely. Edit: You forgot to mention that Ray said that their religion dictates that they need to suffer completely to be redeemed.

[@TheWererapter92]

Yeah I have that feeling too

[@11regnartseht]

The family shows up right after he gets hit by a car. Somehow they knew. Well that's not suspicious at all.

[@lumonetic1124]

Mhm. Totally.

[@ThatFoxyPixelKid]

I know at least everyone thought that was sus at least a little bit

[@punprincess3214]

It's obvious they were behind it

[@TKUA11]

Didnt we already hear this story?

[@critter2]

@@TKUA11 not all of us

[@asanyr9902]

“Wasn’t like his own family would do something to impede his recovery” Cult survivors: *hmmmm*

[@missluciddreams3472]

True

[@AestheticWaif]

I was thinking just this! Wishing all survivors, survivors-to-be, and peeps realising they're in a bad place, loads and loads of wifi-support! 😊

[@Rhaenarys]

I'm not even from a cult, but know enough to know that yes...family WILL hurt them. That's WHY they left in the first place.

[@Frostfern94]

Anyone with half a brain: hmmmm

[@justseffstuff3308]

@@anjafrohlich1170 Seriously man. Just a few months ago, my narcissistic asshole grandfather tried to make us homeless over not giving my Dad’s sister my grandma’s old dog after she died from cancer (my grandma and grandfather had long been divorced by that point)

[@karatebat5156]

I wouldn't be surprised if the person who hit Justin with the car was one of the members of the cult.

[@1985toyotacamry]

Yeah it's a possibility

[@zerophantomyt433]

I was literally thinking of that when ray said that their religion said they needed them to suffer as much as possible for redemption. Edit: I listened but didn't watch the vid so if I spelled it wrong, my bad.

[@theplushybros6140]

Or someone hired by the cult to Carry out the hit. A literal hit and run.

[@zoewillmee5094]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@cjthenarhwalking1378]

i thought that as soon as rslash said he got hit by a car edit: apparently i misspelled thought, so i fixed it.

[@spectralumbra1568]

The person who hit Justin in the first story had to be a part of the cult, right? OP said that the cult members would show up at all hours, so obviously they were being watched, and somehow his family immediately found out what happened. That doesn't sound like an accident to me.

[@Kuromi_Waddles]

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!

[@ashleylowther7759]

And how did they know which Hospital and area he was held? I believe they stalk him after the accident and let him to the Hospital. They waited longer to show up so there won't be under 'suspicion'. Also if OP and Rae were the only emergency contacts, the staff would have no idea how to contact his 'family'. Either way, glad Justin is doing well!

[@GokuBlackRose978]

@@ashleylowther7759 of course they will stalk him

[@Digitalfairy]

I'm with the commenter Anna Nicole. This is way too fishy to be a coincidence.

[@pearldragon6508]

This is exactly hat I thought too. In fact I thought that the car accident *was* the topic of the title - until the hospital bit. If our suspicions are correct, the title should be: 'tried to kill him and then came to the hospital to try and finish him off when the car crash didn't pan out' Shady AF man, shady AF...

[@MrJoaogameplays]

The fact that a manager can just deliberately change the clock and then fire you for being late just scares me.

[@bluestreaker9242]

I'm fairly certain they can't since that would qualify for a wrongful termination suit since they fabricated a reason for termination that's EASILY disproved. Cameras don't lie, ESPECIALLY when it comes to timestamps. ;)

[@AzureKyle]

It depends on the labor laws in your area. As OP said, in his area, they could fire him for almost any reason. However, I will say most places wouldn't allow that kind of manipulation, and if you can prove they altered the time clocks without notifying you, you can sue for wrongful termination. Won't get your job back, but it will get you a hefty sum and unemployment while you find a new job.

[@Lovuschka]

Well, with that they admitted to selling alcohol at a time they were not allowed to sell it at. So... there are reasons why you shouldn't do such things. Also, it's most certainly illegal.

[@namelessminionveinreaver3763]

Doesn't sound like he was in the United States, so laws are probably different there. Just be thankful for the protections we have here.

[@dlpacres4718]

@@namelessminionveinreaver3763 Would it still apply in states with "at will employment"? Doesn't seem like there's many protections in place in those states.

[@thebestcentaur]

“Extremely restrictive, insular religious community that borders on being a cult” Or in other words, a cult

[@AestheticWaif]

Lowkey couldn't leave the likes at 66. 8/ Edit: typonese

[@unicornsprinkles8964]

Yeah. Or Mormonism

[@-castus-]

@@unicornsprinkles8964 or christianity

[@lonedogjerome]

Hear me out: Jehovah Witness

[@Rhaenarys]

I would still argue that all three of those are cults lol

[@jamesnorman9160]

"...where OP destroys a toxic cult." Man, all I did today was clean the outdoor patio, sounds like I need to up my game.

[@sadserenity573]

P-people actually go outside...?

[@jamesnorman9160]

@@sadserenity573 Yes, occasionally, though not nearly as much as back in 2020 BC (before Covid).

[@lightning902]

@@jamesnorman9160 *stroke imaginary chinese beard* Ah yes, the golden age.

[@oakenshadow6763]

Be proud of the things you get done. If you do more than you expected, good on you! Be proud of that!

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

For what?

[@Debble]

Even if Justin was not in danger rae did the right thing by reporting them because they are so completely evil

[@Digitalfairy]

I'll say.

[@bluphenyx]

Thing is, he might have been. Who knows what they would have done if they managed to get custody of him, especially looking at all the other shit they pulled?

[@verysadcatc7897]

I Feel really bad for Justin Good thing Rae brings out justice just to save him

[@silverflight01]

That was a destructive whistleblow. Justice for Justin!

[@cathylanders6377]

Yeah

[@kaimagnus5760]

ISP Boss: Stop filling tickets!!! You're making me have to actually work!! OP: Sooo you gonna fix my issue? ISP Boss: NO! OP: Of course you realise, this means war.

[@ghostboy463]

peace was never an option

[@Nezha_Main]

*and I took that personally*

[@rikakueroleplay7454]

OP suffered no casualties👏👏

[@chaosreaver3597]

There is a city near where I live, one company owns all the phone lines in the city. So if you live there you have only one choice for phone and internet services. Well, you did untill mobile (cell) phone companies started offering broadband. The company that owned the phone line was run by a complete dick who only got his position through nepotism and had enforced policies of piss poor customer service and overcharging because for 20ish years because you didn't have any other choice. Mobile phone had cut into the business pretty badly already, but they were holding on because they controlled the internet access. The company was on the verge of bankruptcy within 2 months of home broadband being offered, everyone was switching to mobile because it cost half as much and customer services would actually help. Then the mobile companies announced they were rolling out business services. It sent the phone company into a panic. They threw want money they had at training customer services to actually do their job and slashed the prices to a competitive rate. The owner quietly quit, it wasn't a do nothing job anymore so he sold the company to a rival company. They still run a monopoly on the city but the service improved so much people outside the city actually sign up now.

[@GigaTechWolf]

Years ago, back when i was Jr High-Freshman Year, my parents had DirecTV, After awhile the Service would quit Working on Clear Days (It was Shit if there was a Storm or Cloud Cover), so my Dad would Call them up, jump a Bunch of hoops, & get it fixed, until itd happen again. 3times Later, he cancelled it

[@patrick_j_lee]

First story: Evil Family: You deserve suffering from God! Rae: Uno reverse card. Evil Family: >:(

[@leatcanned]

I think God is getting tired of people assuming they can talk for god.

[@tautau1a]

@@leatcanned And if not... shouldn't the family's suffering show them that they're wrong? (Both things can be true, mind you!)

[@leatcanned]

@@tautau1a not particularly, but only because I don't wish undo suffering on anyone. Stupidity is enough of it's own punishment.

[@tautau1a]

@@leatcanned I meant, the story said this family believed that suffering was God's way of showing people that they werte wrong. So, by their own beliefs, their suffering (caused by themselves, though heroine of the story did point it out to mortal consequence-givers) should show them that they were wrong.

[@leatcanned]

@@tautau1a your understanding of relegion and dogma seems western based, I assure you, many relegions dont believe in karma or even balance, it is the reason allot people dont like relegion or dogma of ANY sort.

[@wamas1234]

The first story was an awesome pro revenge story and they deserved every single bit of it. Who the hell tries to take a person out of the ICU that's currently keeping them alive? That family deserve the worst punishment in hell and all of them should live crippled and homeless. This story just makes my blood boil. Edit: just woke up from a nap and have been informed that the first story isn't nuclear revenge so my bad, I'll change it now. Thanks for the information, hope you guys and girls had/have a lovely day 🤗🤗🤗

[@theplushybros6140]

Agreed, this family doesn’t have any redeeming qualities based on this story.

[@mousalamalsyrawan]

Nuclear is when you take down innocent people while exacting your Revenge or you go too far (like taking their lives) So this still counts as Pro Revenge since they deserved all of it and no one innocent was harmed

[@therandomone93]

its pro revenge bc compared to what they *did* its not nuclear at all

[@kimberlyterasaki4843]

I would say it's only partially Nuclear since only one person went to jail and none of them lost custody of the kids they were abusing.

[@tntstrikercrispyfries8941]

imagine they die and instead of going to a good place they all get dragged to hell (or whatever equivalent) because they almost killed their kid

[@Yendor1224]

In my country there is a KZbinr who had problems with his internet provider. At first they told him it would take days/weeks until anyone would be able to even look at his problem . Them he told them something like "Aw man now I have to inform my viewers why there won't be a video in the next weeks." His problem got fixed a few days after and he got an apologie.

[@mrn234]

Thats normal. Make stuff public and things happen fast like its a miracle.

[@theautisticartist9370]

There needs to be something for those who are no contact their family. Without one, it results in a ton of problems. To the deceased trans woman dressed as a man in her grave, to Justin who would’ve died if their family got their way.

[@Ikajo]

There some legal documents you can write

[@shinobusora]

Like Breyanna said, there is an Advanced Medical Directive so you can state exactly who you want making your medical decisions. There is also an Advanced Directive for death, which lets you create your own funeral arrangements ahead of time, including writing in a trusted person to plan your funeral according to your wishes.

[@Rhaenarys]

Power of attorney.

[@Rhaenarys]

I'm guessing mine is the same as what everyone else is describing just different name in my state, but its basically the same thing. Person doesnt have power over you, just when you're incapable of making your own decisions due to a medical reason. The problem with this if you dont do it yourself, for example, you appointing someone while sane, your family could fight for it. In other words, dont wait until you're incapable of making decisions to have your loved ones fight over it.

[@Tericlay]

Is that the ace flag in your photo? Nice.

[@Lazy_littleartist]

It can’t just be me who finds Rslash’s commentary bloody hilarious. He doesn’t have to add an echo, or run down the hallway and start yelling, but he does. And I love that.

[@skyraider87]

You are but a single drop of water in the ocean of those who enjoy it.

[@TheCanadianGuy56]

For justins case. I feel my late father's favorite saying would work. Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. You fuck with what they love, you're gonna feel it.

[@user-ov1fd7xf9s]

Your father was definitely an epic man, I'm so sorry for your loss.

[@NotUnique_]

"Unknown origin" , "we can't give you an ETA" in rslash voice made me choke and laugh at the same time.

[@ashleylowther7759]

Same XD

[@61rampy65]

Loved the echo!

[@Frostfern94]

Same here XD

[@MrBeevee5]

I didn't understand this story at all, especially about the neighbor and her being the issue.

[@YourMeowness]

@@MrBeevee5 the neighbor wasn't the issue? she didn't have an issue. op was the only one having internet problems so she gave op her password (awesome person) so they'd have internet til ops was fixed

[@Coira2]

The story about Justin made me cry, imagine doing your very best to get out of a bad situation only for your family to show up and try to pull you right back in. Rae has nothing to feel bad about, she blew up their lives the way they were trying to blow up her's and her friend's.

[@mrsJxPx]

R slash has impeccable timing, almost like he knew I needed this to distract me from the fuckery that is the school drop off line

[@zerophantomyt433]

Hell. Yes.

[@silverflight01]

9AM for me. When my first class begins.

[@StaticIsJustOkAtGames]

Yeah...

[@namelessminionveinreaver3763]

He publishes at about the same time every day, so it'll probably happen again.

[@dlpacres4718]

I don't envy you that Charlie foxtrot! Thankfully my kids are no longer school age/stopped messing around with that crap when they started driving.

[@Bexinmo]

I hope "Justin and Rae" have filled out medical power of attorney forms to avoid these issues in the future.

[@MildredCady]

Re: tech support tickets The OP’s behavior bombed their first call resolution rate, open ticket numbers, and aging ticket stats. Good job! (From a former tech support analyst)

[@PoochieCollins]

That probably didn't matter there since it was not a First World country and he said there was an IP monopoly in the area. I wonder why they didn't just cancel his service and refund him a month of service, though, if he was being such a pain in the rear.

[@willadafanderson6714]

Please tell me what "opening tickets" is?

[@MildredCady]

@@willadafanderson6714 How many tickets are open at any given time. Even if they are combined under one master incident report, they are still all considered separate calls/tickets until the resolution is confirmed. Or at least that’s how it should be.

[@Mr.Quinlan888]

I met someone once that had escaped from the FLDS and this sounds exactly like the situation that they got away from, barely.

[@dlpacres4718]

That's exactly what I was thinking. But wasn't sure we were allowed to actually say their name. The way they harass anyone that wants to leave should be illegal! And don't dare try talking to anyone and giving them info on Christianity or telling them how toxic their environment is. You'll never see them again.

[@BeeWhistler]

I just appreciate someone who recognizes it's an extremist bastardization and not the LDS church itself. I actually doomscrolled down here expecting people to assume it was my church and found one set of comments with a very petty argument going on... I didn't toss in much because they think what they want but seriously, we're just trying to live our lives like other Christians (hopefully better than some considering some of the crap going on lately) and we have to be associated with these weirdos who live in communes or who won't let people use their free will.

[@nanaki5053]

The wifi dude looked like they was going through the 5 stages of grief.

[@Digitalfairy]

I'm Catholic and even the first story about that cult gives me the effing creeps. It reminds me a way too much of that Law and Order episode 'Charisma'. WAy too many red flags and fishy circumstances for coincidences and enough to give anyone paranoia fuel.

[@staycejo1]

I'm so glad that Justin is doing so much better! This family definitely needs to be kept an eye on. The kids will never be the same.

[@JBonkerz96]

For a second there, I thought maybe Justin's family had set him up to be hit by a car when on his motorcycle.

[@hydrogen1635]

they probably did, cause' they couldn't have had the resources to know about the incident

[@kennnaaaa]

I thought the same thing! Man they sure got lawyered-up pretty quick too 🤔

[@shizanketsuga8696]

It's weird how the first story describes the family situation as "bordering on a cult" when the details described in the story already confirm that it was, without the shadow of a doubt, a cult.

[@realrealwarpet]

Which cult? My moneys on jehovahs witnesses.

[@shizanketsuga8696]

@@realrealwarpet There is enough in the story to say with quite some confidence that it's probably a cult based on Christianity, but there are just too many of them to be certain which one. JW would absolutely fit the description, though, and since it's one of the bigger Christian cults out there I think you'd have a decent chance of winning that bet.

[@realrealwarpet]

@@shizanketsuga8696 id say either that or mormons. As a crazy hilarious guess, its actually the cult in silent hill, and it was daliah driving thar car! She needed to cause rae untold suffering so she could birth their god!

[@shizanketsuga8696]

@@realrealwarpet Yeah, the overall feeling is a bit more JW than mormons, but from what I hear there are mormon communities pretty much like the cult described here, so it might just as well be one of those. It's really troubling how many people are in these religious groups that push you to stupid decisions like marrying really young and without actually getting to know your partner before that. If it was the Silent Hill cult I think OP would have mentioned the radio going crazy at some point or maybe described some giant bat-like thing, so I wouldn't bet too much money on that option. ;)

[@qw-rp4hw]

so fresh I saw it on my phone and couldn't find it on his page lol

[@logval8019]

Today is a good day, when I have a coffee and rslash

[@harisonharisonharison1706]

Preach friend. Preach

[@blackfox9947]

Lol

[@deathclaw0217]

Yessir

[@jamp12008]

Not a good day for me. I’ve ran out of teabags 😂👍

[@werix8258]

Coke Zero and a brownie anyone?

[@Juanmantt]

A traumatic story which exposes different walks of life, and nearly ends in someone dying: Rslash: *OuR nExT rEdDiT pOsT iS fRoM 420_pEaNuT_bUtTeR_69*

[@ashleightompkins3200]

I've just realised... The guy at the end had gone full Karen!

[@Goldluka]

Finally I found a comment about it. No one else seems to think so!

[@vvitchmist4856]

honestly I'd be fucking annoyed too if everyone but me had internet connection and the problem was an "unknown origin" like...how have you failed at your job.

[@elistewart3435]

But a good form of being a Karen.

[@90geekgirl06]

He weaponized a Karen's ability and won.

[@TheAttacker732]

I'm not convinced. OP didn't seem to get overly rude with the reps, and just followed what one of the reps suggested to the limit. That being said, I'd assume that what OP did is what Karens 'think' (no guarantees that that's actually what they do) they're doing. You could make a case that it's the lawful (good? neutral?) equivalent of Karening.

[@azisles02]

I can't be the only one thinking this, but I was waiting for it to come out that the bike accident was really a hit by his family.

[@PinataFreaks]

As someone who used to work customer support for an ISP, I am not the least surprised about that last story. Our techs were absolutely awful at their jobs. It could take months for them to fix something. Some of them would make "temporary solutions" and then never return. One genius dug up a hole in a customers yard to access the cable, then pulled a cable in through the window and plugged it in to the router. He promised to be back next week to create a more permanent solution. That happened in April. They called us in September asking where the hell he was. He had just left they guy unable to close his window and with a massive hole in his backyard. To make matters worse, this was during a time when my country was slowly dismantling the ADSL cables and replacing them with either fiber or wireless solutions. So if a ADSL cable was too tricky to fix, they just took the entire line down. This resulted in customers waiting several months for a fix, and when the techs eventually arrive they just dismantle the line and tell the customers to get wireless. When they could have used that information months ago. One time they just close a bunch of tickets and set them as "completed" when they hadn't even been there to look at the problem. Their excuse was "Well we had too many tickets". Whenever their shitfuckery reached the customers they always called support to yell at and insult us. Even though we hated those assholes more than they could imagine. So yeah, I am not at all surprised the support staff OP talked with were more than happy to comply with her wishes. They were most likely ecstatic that a customer understood who the real culprit was. Don't yell at the customer support when the techs don't do their jobs. The techs aren't answering phones. And the people who do answer phone hate them more than you do. And most likely the company as well. They'll likely be more than happy to help you fuck over the company if you're nice to them and can provide them with a loophole that allows it. I did that several times. Fuck ISP's. And fuck the field techs.

[@primrose6794]

I burst out laughing when Rslash said "clock blocked"

[@OneZombieKiller]

me too

[@imjustverable3860]

"Internet access is a basic human right." I'm not sure that it is, but your so riled up that I'll go with it

[@ScooterBond1970]

"Internet access is a basic human right!" Wow, first world problems much?

[@vgamesx1]

@Chris George Except for the fact they were dealing with the customer ya tit... You seemed to ignore that they never dropped him as a customer while also still not providing said service for OVER A MONTH, unless you start throwing a literal tantrum it's far from childish to calmly/politely demand the thing you've paid for even if you do become a bit of a pain in the arse.

[@willy9b1]

That was a *sarcastic* comment, ffs. WHOOOSH!

[@AlyaMcMelancholia]

@Chris G I would agree if not for the little thing being that there was no other internet provider around... So with your solution, if the guy wanted to have internet again he would have had to move out... can't have him munch of his nice neighbour internet for too long right ;)

[@straydogswagger4280]

Basically, the argument is that because how integrated the internet is into society in large parts of the world, it is a utility such as water and power. You pretty much can't do anything without it these days. I'm not sure where I stand on the issue, but I do think that the "natural monopolies" status that they have in the US needs to be advised due to the advance of technology.

[@CanadaBricks]

Ok the echo on the internet story at 11:41 is 👌

[@davishahn3101]

My lunch break with rSlash is the best lunch break.

[@ureezy]

Imagine being forced to get married beacuse you got caught holding hands 💀💀

[@megaman37456]

The I'd still be single lol

[@scottbecker4367]

Anime be like

[@shrishikesh2292]

In rural india if people caught you having sex with anyone, you're publically shamed and forced to marry. I know both aren't the same but this is nuts too

[@lazarmarkovic9404]

15:00 you would summon your inner john oliver and mobilize your fanbase into a harassing ticket militia

[@WizardBrandon]

"internet is a human right" tell that to my landlord who doesnt let us install it

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

I would check with tenant's rights in your area. It's quite possible that it is not legal for the landlord to deny you internet access. It can't hurt.

[@lumonetic1124]

What...? Your landlord wont let you install internet....? Tf?

[@WizardBrandon]

@@lumonetic1124 yeah ikr. Dont want us drilling holes either

[@PaveMentman]

--- @@WizardBrandon Hold on, genuine curiosity strikes: Like, there is not even normal (copper) telephone line to your apartment? Or rather, are you even living in an actual house to begin with?.. ( Semi-joke-hinting that maybe that's a "toolshed" which has been masqueraded as a single / studio-apartment. ) Also, no 3G-5G-internet-option either ( or maybe even "Starlink" or other more affordable satellite-connections )? ---

[@WizardBrandon]

@@PaveMentman Nope nothing, i have to use my phone for internet and "tether" to other devices. i get like. 1mb on a good day and it RUINS my phone battery

[@lavenderpaws4375]

Finally, after a year of waiting, I have so many videos that I've missed so I can just binge watch them all

[@teayabrown3924]

Since they had OP sign documentation that they were not selling after hours, couldn't OP then sue them for wrongful termination as, by their own accord, they were not selling after hours and therefore OP was not an hour late.

[@mousalamalsyrawan]

The echo you did on 3rd story was GOLD, you're really good at setting the mood 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@coderlion1467]

Damn i just got here and there is already 1 disliked who disliked

[@johnanderson3559]

Karens my dear boy

[@sheeptasticSeb]

The cult members

[@ninirossau2304]

@@sheeptasticSeb no you mean they can read

[@yasmin7903]

If OP pays for an internet connection, he deserves one. Regardless what the origin of the problem is, if they cannot provide him one, then he has a RIGHT to get an alternative. Thus the problem being of "unknown" origin does not excuse them denying him an ETA.

[@NarutoUzumaki-kj6yh]

I know he probably wont see this but i want to say im sorry for his loss

[@mrtotaldrama13]

Did he lose his dog?

[@rigandigy2329]

Idk what you mean but im just liking because its naruto-senpai

[@Myce_Mycologic]

@@rigandigy2329 massive cringe.

[@NarutoUzumaki-kj6yh]

@@mrtotaldrama13 his grandma

[@redsoldier3264]

@@rigandigy2329 um, ok...

[@Brookesk1977]

I love how he really echoed the words of the representative! It was like I was actually hearing it as OP was hearing it in his head. Very clever.

[@PupGuti]

That religion is 100% Jehova Withness!

[@captainjamestkirk5350]

Yep

[@CactusDee1286]

Jehovas witness or the verrrryyyy cultish side of mormons

[@soulgazer11]

Mormons are equally f-cked up. There's missionaries coming from friggin' Yukon every year (pre-Covid) in my town. They rent a small apartment for a couple of months and walk around giving pamphlets like wtf.

[@Xixi_the_princess]

I thought the exact same thing! As someone who’s raised and still is being raised as JW, This sounded eerily familiar

[@mariposa9506]

From what I know of JWs, they do shunning when someone leaves, not stalking.

[@darko-man8549]

My rage against those cultists was genuinely building as the story progressed

[@collinsly6856]

Did...rslash just realize that he effectively has a nearly 2million strong weaponizable army?

[@BeeWhistler]

From what I've seen, he's been aware for a while, lol! He's righteous about it tho.

[@lukek8357]

In Australia we have the Telecommunications Ombudsman and when you call them suddenly you get things fixed really quickly. My grandparents have medical priority services and when the same problem kept happening every time it rained the phone company kept putting bandaids on the problem. Called the TIO and suddenly we had 4 trucks on a Sunday to permanently fix the problem and upgrade all the equipment in the street. Those guys would have to have been costing at least $200 an hour to be there on a Sunday.

[@Ender11037]

The first one is a repost. Huh, basically a remastered.

[@silverflight01]

Of which story?

[@GokuBlackRose978]

@@silverflight01 a story that is at the beginning of the vid

[@Ender11037]

@@silverflight01 He covered this story about a year ago, and this is a remastered (as in the same, just with better equipment) version of it.

[@candaceshepherd7557]

I really needed to listen to some rslash, it’s been a rough weekend and this is just what I needed. I love his stuff so much!

[@jenniferpruitt6534]

This is nuclear revenge, five bucks says the family found out where they were and somehow had a part in Justin's accident.

[@DarkLink1996]

Another Morning Walk To Work, Another rSlash vid. Thanks for all this content. I binged your vids and others when I had Covid in December

[@sirpeaches5086]

I'm from East Idaho. I can almost guarantee that the first story was an FLDS community.

[@BeeWhistler]

You're the second person here to mention them... are those the ones you hear about with all the old guys marrying teenagers and the like? I'm regular LDS, like actual LDS, and I live in California so I don't really see the extremist whackos that everyone seems to think are the same as us.

[@moranjackson7662]

Stepping of my bike, still chuckling. "you clock blocked them" best comment! Made my day, happy now and going to work.

[@desvanecido_8683]

pro revenge my fav

[@Kennyl.s]

Same

[@dorian9262]

Same

[@booneneal1146]

Same

[@TheSeventhChild]

That feeling of "Somebody somewhere at that company is dropping the ball." I remember having a similar ISP issue. Doing the same frustrating calls where each rep has to run the same script whilst I'm convinced someone just hasn't handled the new connection properly. After a week it turned out the connection just hadn't been made live. Everything had been done except them actually providing the service. Once it was realized the matter was fixed in seconds. Pity it took a week to get there.

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Hope everyone is having a great day!

[@silverflight01]

I sure am!

[@dlpacres4718]

Hope your day was great too!

[@furioustester4056]

Company: we can’t resolve your problem Rslash: it seems you have chosen death

[@ShadowWasntHere8433]

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Justin’s family that ran him over

[@Shakera...]

That's what I'm thinking

[@lordoftheonionrings3534]

Same

[@ghostface1529]

The echo he did for the effect shows his dedication for mimicing emotions in the stories he reads

[@mrtotaldrama13]

No one: Not even Karen: Not even Yugo: rSlash: [[insert weird/wacky/funny quote here]]

[@kommandantgalileo]

Hitler has only got one ball, Goring had two but very small, Himmler had something similar, While poor old Goebbels had no balls at all. Hitler has only got one ball, The other was in the Albert Hall, His mother, that dirty bugger, Cut it off when he was small. She threw it into the apple tree, It fell into the deep blue sea, The fish got out their dishes, And had scallops and bollocks for tea.

[@redsoldier3264]

@@kommandantgalileo neat

[@kommandantgalileo]

@@redsoldier3264 all from memory

[@Antie0]

That first story shows what a true best friend is

[@darthmaul8278]

so basically Rae just pressed the button to let Justin's family ruin they're own lives.

[@thatdumbguy2621]

"...so as far as I'm concerned, he wins" Me: **HAPPIEST PTERODACTYL**

[@lilydr9364]

51 seconds ago I kept refreshing lol I always listen to you every morning

[@tedds0398]

You and me both

[@Lukas-Roest]

Morning?

[@lilydr9364]

@@Lukas-Roest yes morning 9:11 A.M.

[@Lukas-Roest]

@@lilydr9364 Oh yes different timezones, really confusing sometimes. Tottaly my fault.

[@lilydr9364]

@@Lukas-Roest it's alright sometimes I forget as well lol

[@Andwo0]

It’s always a good day when the pro revenge comes out

[@byeo7shorts187]

Rslash is the best I look forward to listening to him while I drink my coffee his videos are so chill and entertaining

[@noah1239]

Thanks for your content!❤️ Always listening to your podcasts while being at work so it’s not as boring as it normally is

[@SandvichMuncher]

Good morning everyone!!

[@maximep1874]

night time amiriite

[@hrishinatahn9816]

Mornin

[@CrafterDaemon]

The one with Justin and Rae would be an incredible movie!

[@DarkValorWolf]

"internet is a basic human right" lmaooo

[@lisasimpson3832]

Holy crap that first story stressed me out! The fact that CPS failed to make headway just pisses me off though. The second story was very satisfying to hear, nicely done! 3rd story-I hope you weren't charged for the 2 months you were without internet access for your own account.

[@samalvarez8776]

Yeah CPS is pretty useless, I was hoping to see some people go to jail for what they did and see the kids out of the cult.

[@mrn234]

@@samalvarez8776 Thats the problem they are probably underpaid and overworked and understaffed. Its the same with the lets call it "German CPS" here in Germany. There is like one person that has to look after who knows how many cases on a daily basis.

[@Treesah35]

Good morning, afternoon or evening everyone, depending on where you are in the world right now. May your week be great!

[@zerophantomyt433]

Thank you. You too.

[@mousalamalsyrawan]

"OP, you just clock blocked them" Hahahahaha, good one

[@deirdreleamy4678]

Six mins Ago, three dislikes. Something tells me haters have notifications on.

[@Lovuschka]

Or the cultsts.

[@dlpacres4718]

Who dislikes RSLASH? That's an insult to humanity!

[@OneZombieKiller]

you killed me with that. op you just clock blocked them. that part just killed me. that was a good one.

[@AquamarineMemories]

So..we're all in agreement that if rSlash ever has problems with his internet and they won't fix it, we're all opening at least one ticket on his behalf yes?

[@imhitgirl6528]

WOW that first story had me holding my breath the whole time. I'm so glad it was basically a happy ending!......but man, I was sweating that one out!!!!

[@shaereub4450]

13 comments in 1 minute? You guys are fast.

[@eggmanyes8024]

Fastness is an the keys 🔑 to lifeniless

[@isaacwillowe7489]

That last one was like he was born to be a lawyer

[@Qballl]

That first story is part of the reason I have a disdain for organized religion and think in many ways we'd be better off without it

[@mariposa9506]

The first story is not typical of most organized religions.

[@Qballl]

@@mariposa9506 No but stories like that are not all that uncommon with it

[@benthomason3307]

"internet access is a basic human right." as someone who grew up before internet was a widespread thing, that is the single most spoiled thing I've ever heard.

[@MY-KEL]

Spicy Nuggets

[@daid1207]

Spicy Nuggets

[@samuelrussell7003]

I never knew a internet connection was a basic human right

[@Josh_the_jester]

8:27 now I'm not gonna point fingers, but what if, and this is a big IF, Justin's own parents were the one's ran him over, I don't have all the facts but I do have reason to believe that it was them, especially by the fact they think suffering is the road to redemption, again I don't know for sure but it's highly likely

[@angeliki5135]

Maybe not the parents themselves but it was definitely somebody within the cult and has contact with his family.

[@mrn234]

@@angeliki5135 Or just really bad luck.

[@BeeWhistler]

Given the number of commenters here agreeing with you, I think it's not such a big if. Sounds pretty plausible.

[@pixwillow]

Your videos have been a part of my mornings for a long while now. I look forward to your new Reddit content, every single day. Thank you rSlash.

[@ironboiyt]

Only legends knows the real title: 811

[@Batmandickrider593]

Homie it’s been. Like 2 minutes

[@espresso8bp]

yea idk what happened with that

[@soulgazer11]

I worked as a Customer Service Agent in a call center for an internet provider and telecommunication company. 70 days to solve this kind of issue is just *unacceptable.* I hope OP also got a refund as well as a credit for this lost of services.

[@tiredman99]

The person that hit Justin with the car was in the cult. As like OP said, there's no way they could've known he was in the hospital. Internet connection isn't a human right, it's an extra luxury that we don't need.

[@Lovuschka]

It's a catalyst for the enjoyment of human rights, the UN said in 2011, however.

[@Tijsisdeman127]

the past year has made very clear that for a lot of people the internet isn't just an unnecessary luxury but is an absolute necessity. of course there are plenty of people who do just fine without it, but there are also plenty of people that absolutely need it.

[@xSirUkeAsh]

the last one was appropriately placed because it's the best

[@Personifi]

Man I love pro revenge! You should upload more of these!

[@NeekTheNobody]

RSLASH at 10:14 - "OP, you just clock blocked them" Me being half asleep hearing this - "I-" as I'm now fully awake and dying of laughter Thanks RSLASH, you just made my day :)

[@danielbrandstetter8713]

the absolute cringe of claiming that the internet is a human right. Does that mean that living in a 3rd world country without internet mean that your rights are being violated?

[@fionaobrien1322]

Thank you, thank you for always uploading, thank you for making all the terrible days melt away. Thank you, rSlash