r/Scottishpeopletwitter | TRUE WEE LADDIE

[@actionjackson3522]

Jack: I'm part Scottish myself. Great 8x grandfather who came to Australia Rest of Australia: Honestly, same.

[@morriganthe5th]

honestly i have that but Irish but its so true

[@adamwest8711]

Well, being drunk in a public place, (Scotland’s national past-time), is still, technically, a criminal offence in the U.K. and they were a lot more serious about it in the days when turfing law breakers on the next convict ship was an option.

[@thehunter6088]

Is weird australia have like a million ppl who came from chile when they got exile

[@liamgriffin218]

Why do you live in Australia? Well it all started when my Great great great great grandfather stole a piece of bread in Edinburgh, Scotland...

[@jdwmyt]

Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh? A: With ten-tickles

[@jessicataylor7174]

For those who didn't get the joke: In a Scots accent, 'Is that a pavlova or a meringue?' sounds like, "Is that a pavlova or am I wrong?" 😂

[@shartbutter]

Ah thanks, I was really confused on that one lol.

[@Ramsey276one]

Thank ye! XD

[@_mylo_xyloto_1816]

I got confused too and I've lived here for 14 years

[@shartbutter]

@@_mylo_xyloto_1816 yeah

[@nickthelick]

"...Or am I wrang?" =o)

[@pinkneko13]

Imagine a horror movie where the slasher is scottish and he's like "Yer ded now ye are" it'd be the best comedy ever XD

[@thisdangoriginaldude1471]

We need that

[@elijahofftermatt4766]

If that actually was a thing, I could not take that slasher seriously. I would laugh every time he said something. I love the Scottish accent.

[@pinkneko13]

@@elijahofftermatt4766 yes it's the perfect comedy

[@ArAsDeCos]

Write a script

[@pinkneko13]

@@ArAsDeCos I would but I'm new to the Scottish talk, Jack should give me some help.

[@SchazmenRassir]

Jack: "Tell me when you're tired of my accent." *NEVER!*

[@Stinkz_]

The terrible accent is what makes this video so much funnier- proud to be scottish

[@thescottishgiant855]

And patter isn’t talking its like banter, the jokes we make, how we insult eachother, our sarcasm and ours is somehow only unique to Scotland

[@lookintoinfinity]

similar in ireland doh

[@MyouKyuubi]

Yeah but given how loud and aggressive the scottish accent is, everything they say is patter, right? So while it means "banter", it's also synonymous with "conversation".

[@Lonely_Vampire_13]

User name checks out

[@mcladrifter]

@@MyouKyuubi You've clearly never heard Germans then.....

[@MyouKyuubi]

@@mcladrifter We're not talking about Germans, wtf...

[@relzyn5545]

I shall ring the "you mispronounced Edinburgh" bell.

[@sebswede9005]

Edinbruh*

[@aviumcaravan]

just pronounce "bruh"

[@waytr]

Edinburha

[@amyjanegrzebien3746]

or edinbra if u wanna be fancy

[@sillygoofy7632]

Edin *b r u h*

[@saulgoodman4634]

Who stole my book of people funnier than me? Oh, some Scottish person. Hek.

[@slappa7377]

Fok.

[@robert-yo7ly]

As a Scottish person i enjoyed and approve this video

[@T1Desperado]

Same

[@thepap000]

Agreed

[@kiwi_kini]

But you haven’t finished watching it your early as fuck 😂

[@Avrysatos]

Please have a lovely day!

[@subormycutedogwilldie7811]

Ew Celtic suck

[@carolinecalderbank4803]

He is doing a Scottish a Russian and an Irish accent at the same time.

[@ItzSkipper_]

_"A can't believe how terrible that fricking heed-wayve waz, man. Terrible!"_

[@lydiacurbelo5034]

Ay clam down will ya

[@Combinehuntsmanunit]

@@Giggity423 man ho set you of

[@tarambukis-c2q]

Never thought a subreddit like that would exist, and honestly, I am so deeply in love

[@charax-1]

"Not everyone enjoys the current heat wave greg spent hours in the sun cutting grass" Greg: my skin is killing me! But it was worth the weed!

[@cannon9962]

EVERYWHERE I SEE HIS FACE Chara X lol

[@sanserbobdingdong5415]

Fakejake

[@terrarianezt4180]

C H A R A

[@cuteaxolotyl9688]

U have the same pfp as my bf :v good for u mate

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

I read this as it happens

[@Fr3ddyM3hrCurry]

This scottish Accent Reminds me of "Switzer Dütsch" The German Accent from Switzerland 😂

[@melissalonla]

I live in the French speaking part of Switzerland, yet half the online ads are in Swiss-German. for context, imagine listening to spotify in the shower and a loud Scottish ad starts blaring.

[@shadowluna7301]

My parents (dad is German and my mom from Switzerland but from the Swiss German), talk between German and Switzer Dütsch. I spent two years in Germany to learn German and I literally have no clue what my mom is telling me in Swiss German. (By the way anyone curious, I grew up learning English and French.)

[@awesomestyles]

Day 61 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@Charles95NS]

I kinda want to copy this and get more likes because I have a picture next to my username

[@awesomestyles]

@@Charles95NS Pls don't copy this. UNLESS, of course, you credit me.

[@stonsedsa4742]

amazoing

[@Netseee]

E

[@Crabtic]

@@Charles95NS everyone had no pfp before, but yes, true dat people dont pay attention to non-pfp people, its kinda sad, but, its the algorythm

[@ashleedragon6940]

I honestly love the accent. Seeing people put themselves out there with there accents or attempt to try accents is just amazing to me.

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

2:25 "Done was that drink ma breath smells like Glasgow central low level" Me: .... "translation: I had drink now breath bad" Me: *:0*

[@MeCooper]

Australian translationish observation thingy: _"Oh, So basically old mate drank a shonky tinny and became all apples and pears, Not to mention his breath smelled like an unwashed budgie smuggler in the middle of February."_

[@swampcooler8332]

I.. I don't even know how to process either of these, I'm to merican to understand things in general...

[@seantaggart7382]

@@swampcooler8332 im so American i laughed And went Huh?

[@crystaltlustos3618]

I was done at 2:50

[@SniperOnSunday]

@@MeCooper This sounds about right.

[@dinoxman8584]

1:11 When the guy said “or a meringue” it’s supposed to sound like “or am I wrong” at least to Scottish people.

[@howdoibeaesthetic2573]

Oml thats great

[@sonic_is_a_girboss]

As a Scot I’d like to congratulate Jack for at least trying to do a Scottish accent. Though kinda sounds a mix of Irish sometimes Also to explain the pavola thing meringue sounds like “Am I wrang?” or well “Am I wrong?” You’re welcome

[@matthew3p]

same

[@MeCooper]

How to perform a Scottish accent: Drink. How to understand a Scottish person who has had a few drinks: You can't... Just kinda go with it...

[@dodger_la4600]

It doesnt sound irish either-

[@sonic_is_a_girboss]

@@dodger_la4600 you’re right I don’t know what it is but it’s definitely not scottish

[@dodger_la4600]

Yeah XD

[@theboibean3661]

I didn't actually get annoyed about the accent it was enjoyable and funny

[@polydot6374]

As a Scottish woman: this vids like when you watch a kid doing there best to play a violin for the first time, but you just wish you could put ear plugs in.

[@MeCooper]

...Or yeet them into the ocean.

[@jessicataylor7174]

If his Scots accent sounded even close he would have understood the jokes...or a meringue? 😄

[@jeanmirokh382]

Oh god, why did i even watch 10 minutes of this, i barely speak american and british english, scottish is just something else when you're not a native english speaker

[@Combinehuntsmanunit]

I will say as a Scottish man meself ah I cant speil for sheit I leave autocorrect of cause if eye don’t it correcs every fukin word

[@meganlocker9700]

*"Skankee candle, doner kebab, meaty spice floating aboot yer a house"* "Mmmm, *bAgpiPe"*

[@meganlocker9700]

@The Jake and El’s Show thanks lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@iaml2348]

I wheezed at this

[@davincent98]

6:19 You know something is wrong when a 'Murican is yelling at an Aussie for his pronunciation of Edinburgh

[@satarragibson8313]

0:01 that was when your accsent started killing me.

[@NotSoSuperAsian]

Yep me too

[@calebtheduck5323]

Accent

[@taxevader5386]

Your spelling just killed me.

[@satarragibson8313]

@@taxevader5386 don't care

[@taxevader5386]

@@satarragibson8313 cool

[@DishyLemon]

Honestly, I'd like more of this, especially from Jack. His earnest efforts to do a proper accent (and his suffering) give me joy.

[@xurrz1201]

What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman I wouldn’t be sitting here, discussing it with ya’ now would I?

[@DeletedExpiration]

YES I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD DO IT! HERES YOUR INVISIBLE SCRUMPEY!

[@crestonplanimates8021]

Yes! I hear someone do a Scottish accent, I suddenly think of Demoman

[@fish8545]

@@crestonplanimates8021 me too

[@Salapandaa]

One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chloride, ONE ERRANT TWITCH... AND KABLOOEY

[@eliaslonka7616]

I'm a black Scottish cyclops! They got more monsters in the Loch Ness than they got the likes for me!

[@jasp5097]

another scottish person here, prepared to internally cringe at any try at an accent. Edit: no can't do it, gonna have to skip the vid chief

[@CosmicCh4rlie]

Didnt know there was a subreddit dedicated to Scottish people. I love it

[@VanzZombiee]

• Moonlight ArtTime • Yeah there’s a subreddit dedicated to anime girls dabbing I’m not surprised

[@wiggl3s_821]

Scottish Twitter seriously took off which is astonishing considering the country only has about 5 million people in it in total because were fucking funny 😂 I’m insanely proud of Scottish Twitter purely because we shouldn’t have made it for our humour in the world but it was too good to miss

[@ponyperson7513]

bloody hell, we need more of this

[@thetruezonein]

This is my people Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@demosmemebrewery9916]

im taking my opportunity to do this in this comment section finally,,,, here goes- AYE MATE YE GOT THE PAN PRIDE FLAG IN YE ICON CONGRETS ON THAT MATE! AM PAN TOO MISELF SO NICE JOB IDENTIFYING YE

[@IIlIIIIlll]

The time stamp of where I got tired of his Scottish accent 0:07 Feedback, right?

[@twig449]

As a Scottish person i am very uncomfortable

[@jackdepalma9252]

I need more of this unintelligible Scottish banter, please make more of this😂

[@demosmemebrewery9916]

dude sounds like if gru grew up in 20 different countries at once

[@Adam_K_]

Oh dear... He committed a war crime... He called it EDINBURG! It's EDINBURGH. ed-in-buh-ruh Also he called Glasgow and Edinburgh towns

[@sazzaxeight3124]

Lol just commented this on another thread XD

[@urbanshadow777]

I know right I usually just call Edinburgh "that stuck up shithole"

[@Gordonsgottasleep]

only people from Edinburgh can say it right sadly

[@Adam_K_]

@@Gordonsgottasleep and the rest of Scotland and possibly the rest of the uk

[@Gordonsgottasleep]

@@Adam_K_ honestly no I've met alot o british people who say it slightly different cause they're not from edinburgh they say it edinborough or something weird

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

We need this subreddit again.

[@Manofthemusics]

I’m offended by that Scottish accent. I’m french

[@Zenmxn]

i need to see another 10000 video and 36000 documentries on youtube, search for 12 years on facebook, 12 on instagram, 8 in twitter, then spend 5 years on porn hub, 5 on brazzers, then spend the rest of my life on the whole of internet just because the first of my life wasnt enough and I didnt, and, to be frank, i dont i ever WILL find who the fuck asked.

[@debwyatt7600]

@@Zenmxn OOF SIZE LARGE

[@apex3458]

@@Zenmxn I think they were joking

[@Zenmxn]

@@apex3458 depends,

[@Athena-hq4cp]

@@Zenmxn how long will that take ya?

[@marshallwAI]

probably my favourite Jack video

[@adamwest8711]

It’s a horrible mix of Russian and Scottish...

[@_-LL-_]

U mean everything apart from scottish

[@reasonxaphn1x]

its a horrid cauldron of australian, broken russian and a touch of swedish for good measure

[@rosiefay7283]

It says something about American accents that an American's poor attempt at a Scottish accent is easier on these English ears than an actual American accent.

[@adamwest8711]

@@rosiefay7283 - that might be true. Jack’s Australian though.

[@naythansmith7998]

As a Scottish person myself this is a cursed accsent

[@amytaf2387]

The one going off about flour and sugar being in bags, just so relatable for someone who has to stock that crap and it just frickin goes everywhere!

[@notherelol]

Me: *sees comments dying about the accent* Also me: _haha suffering_

[@GhostKrow_]

Jack speaking in a scottish accent made my day.

[@m.rosesmith9597]

When you have Scottish blood but your accent is crap

[@Charles95NS]

F u I love it

[@foofy.friend]

Ah same lmao

[@sazzaxeight3124]

Ed-in-burg nearly killed me XD

[@HazeEmry]

Me being a Penangite and can't fukn speak the dialect lol

[@MeCooper]

...I can't tell if you're referring to this video or literally every American film ever made...

[@mikenybusness9789]

i never got tired of the scottish acent laddie

[@bigmoneyben08]

As a Scottish person myself, I cannot say this isn't accurate

[@MeCooper]

Wobbly Productions 1 hour ago As a Scottish person myself, I cannot say *_this isn't accurate_* ...But... You just said it an hour ago? 🤔 Edit: Sorry, I just realised that you must mean that you can't say it because you're a mute. I don't know why I kind of assumed that meant you also couldn't type it.

[@allisterthebirb4142]

And here I, a nutter, thought they were just calling the video accurate

[@wiggl3s_821]

“Statue fiddling flag shagging fruitloaf” is the best insult in history. I swear to god.

[@loganwalker8537]

If it weren't for the writing I wouldn't have known what half is of what he said

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

Same

[@mclovin9813]

As a Scot I must say that accent is... Something

[@shayvez]

I mean ... I’m Scottish and honesty this is just normal life 😂 his Scottish accent kinda hurts me tho 😂

[@alex-fs9yt]

Jack's Scottish accent makes this even more hilarious

[@NightOwlSG]

Normal people: *watching video* People commenting "first": 14:31

[@MeCooper]

The confusing part about this is that technically the normal people are inherently the ones who cry first. Eg, The Moon, Continental America, Australia, Iceland... I could actually go on for a while with this joke about taking what you said out of context but am sleepy. Have a good night!

[@debwyatt7600]

@@MeCooper wot

[@MeCooper]

@@debwyatt7600 Silly joke that only makes sense if you take their comment completely out of context ;D

[@woodlog5303]

first

[@debwyatt7600]

@@MeCooper o

[@TheFluffyHyena]

Oh my god I started dying halfway through the video cause I thought he started speaking another language

[@spoopy1322]

I'll never be tired of Jack's scottish accent

[@movedchannels.mp4100]

You aren’t truly Scottish until you’ve watched Brave

[@lunalgaleo1991]

If you had the chance tae change yer fate... would ye?

[@KrossFL]

Scotts and Aussies are the best People in the world Edit: Demoman? Sniper?

[@Blue-zh1jd]

Yes

[@attahck2286]

Your not wrong

[@fish8545]

Yup

[@fadhilazharpratama8437]

e

[@fadhilazharpratama8437]

e

[@patricknesbit2334]

You're all right there jack. Mad comedy with those accents. Inaccuracies make it even funnier. Love what you do for use. Keep it coming. Hope you and yours are well 😊 and you have a most excellent day 😀!

[@flameflox]

As a Scot, I am very proud of our country

[@arkdotexebuilds5428]

As someone from the south of England I am a massive fan of Scottish accents and it helps me smile

[@LeonardoHamato]

My patience was lost when you mispronounced "Glenrothes" on that school post

[@rebeccafawcett2220]

The way you pronounce Edinburgh physically hurt me

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

Same and I'm not even Scottish. (Idk if you are or not)

[@rebeccafawcett2220]

@@alexandrahenderson4368 I’m Scottish and it always annoys me when people pronounce Edinburgh wrong

[@dakumasuta1303]

00:07 i think one of my brain cells just fied

[@helpmereach250subs8]

*KZbin is getting real comfortable with these double 15 second no skip ads!!!*

[@baileyjerman5573]

Especially with having them in the middle of the vid

[@helpmereach250subs8]

@@baileyjerman5573 yes

[@Sean-rb6hy]

As a Scottish guy I love it when people do Scottish accents and its not the worst I've heard

[@dillongamer1129]

I’m Scottish and I ENJOYED THIS It isn’t relatable to me but I love the accent

[@KrisKiwi]

as a fellow Scottish, you did well and Scottish people can be funny when they have randomly arguments at the end of the street and both hammered

[@lttletae]

That one dislike is from a non-Scottish person xd

[@_-LL-_]

Please please please don’t say ‘XD’ in this day and age. You’re embarrassing yourself

[@lttletae]

@@_-LL-_ didn't asked for your advice tho

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

*_XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XĐ_*

[@mik3y448]

@@_-LL-_ XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[@typicalgameenjoyer1302]

@@_-LL-_ *XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD*

[@bladethewolfartist7095]

the road cone on top of a sphynx refers to a statue in scotland that keeps having a road cone put on it like a hat and every time officials remove it someone puts another one on until it became an official part of the city.

[@_-LL-_]

I’m scottish

[@idrinkfebreze4374]

Same

[@_-LL-_]

@@idrinkfebreze4374 same

[@buppyboi7469]

Nice

[@Alexm0321]

I’m not

[@ojie285]

Cool

[@silverburst0978]

Jack I can say as a Scot that if you do that accent when you come to Scotland you will be quietly told the accent was shit and every one that heard you will tell their family’s and then the grandparents will tell their friends and soon enough about half the country will know that some twat is trying to do a Scottish accent then there’s about a 50% chance you won’t make it out of the country alive.

[@Host-lessGhost]

Thank the lord that there's not a sub reddit with Irish people in it

[@randomcontent3172]

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬

[@Host-lessGhost]

@@randomcontent3172 well fuck

[@GemCandy]

I lost it when Jack's accent just got a life of it's own and left him behind at 15:44 and then with the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, I was just unable to handle the rest, I was just laughing at every single post XDDD

[@S0me30ne]

Jack....Jack please. Stay Australian, the Scottish accent no please. As a Scottish lass myself this video is very accurate but jacks Scottish accent hurts...

[@ShibeYouTube]

Not related to the video but very wholesome comment please read So basically there is this show in ireland every late November called the Late Late Toy Show and instead of a giveaway they asked their viewers to donate to their website and all of the donations will go to hospitals. So in two hours they made €5 million. This is why I love my country.

[@cedarw00d83]

I've never heard of this, this sounds AMAZING

[@sabiangriffin3713]

We need r/irishpeopletwitter as well. They got good slang

[@DigBipper188]

Yae should probably take a wee look at learnin' how tae speak Scots... should have ye doin' a way better Scottish accent :)

[@nexus1g]

It still amazes me that Google doesn't just spring for ASCAP, BMI, SESAC et al. licenses to allow for covers.

[@Kettvnen]

how good is Jack's scottish accent from the scale of 1 to 10? im not scottish and i dont know what a right scottish accent sound exacltly like

[@eliseforrest4183]

Like a solid minus 15 lmao

[@2ndcomingofFritz]

2/100, probably

[@devonforreal]

"Sook my plums" broke me. Good accent there Jack

[@somethinganimations4005]

6:19 It’s pronounced (eh-din-bruh)

[@Inalis_Ps]

Im amaze the subtitles managed to subtitle this video more accurately than normal video with an accent other than scottish

[@Runedragonx]

You're 'Scottish' sounds like a 90's era Mexican accent, you know the one, it's in every single movie that some gangbanger shows up in lol

[@Psykomancer]

Nah, that accent sounded like a scotsman passing a kidney stone and a fat shit at the same time.

[@Runedragonx]

@Samuel Klein Yes, that is exactly what I mean lol

[@CommonInternetLurker]

I live in Perth and when the Sweeney Todd barbers opened up I literally stopped when walking down the street just to appreciate the beauty of whoever decided to name their business that and put it right next to a bakery. If you wanna look it up on Street View it’s on the corner of South Street and King Edward Street. It’s been open for a few years now, but it still makes me giggle whenever I’m in town 😂

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Mug

[@daiyousei.1586]

Teapot

[@gabe.savage2885]

Water

[@redoverflow]

tea

[@thehandsman8094]

Coffee Pot

[@_-LL-_]

Coffee

[@KeefACorn]

3:20 Fellow Aussie here! I once forgot to put on sunscreen went to the beach for three hours then sat in a sunny part on the way home, what happened to his shoulder happened to my face and it was an insanely painful experience. His shoulder’s blistering

[@casandraamyratanrezatankai3058]

Where are the 8 comments-

[@mrantler2310]

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[@aismakessounds]

"Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" triggered my fight or flight

[@yourlocalguardsman]

imagine getting a heart from emkay

[@Striferz]

Yeah

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

Yeah, just imagine

[@Stinky1342]

*S i r S t o n k s*,how are your stonks going?

[@editname2290]

That would be the end for us all

[@InsertHandleHereYo]

Emkay pls if you reading this

[@kjperry1359]

being deaf and using subtitles, this video was nearly incomprehensible, a fun little ride

[@angryanon3870]

Everyone who reads this hasn't watched half the video yet.

[@comcmadness4697]

Jack: ...if you want me to love your face too! Also jack: wait- that came out wrong.

[@LS-tw3ji]

I literally can't understand anything you're saying...

[@andrewscubes2147]

Great video to listen to when scraping paint off walls. Would recommend!

[@gregschannel1224]

This is definitely my favourite Emkay video

[@tinybirdKam]

i love how several times he goes into a Irish accent instead of scottish

[@essences.8699]

"And blow on ma bagpipe" will always be my favorite part of this video 😭

[@SPKotN]

Censoring Scottish people swearing should be against Internet law

[@wolfieisacat13]

i came into this video being like "i like people of all cultures no matter what unless you're evil!" i left this video being like "except if your scottish i love you more than anything"

[@justyouraverageweeb1236]

home boy over here sounding like slightly high,depressed and during a siezer shrek

[@jadianradiator2761]

3:11 Those are blisters. As a kid I once stood in a super long outdoor line at a theater on a bright and hot sunny day. I'd gotten 2 blisters relatively the size of my fist. One on the back of each shoulder blade.