r/softwaregore Best Posts #12

[@nutella_wewerehere]

”I’m excited for the fanfictions” *You heard him, let’s get to work*

[@simpburs]

my.w.tt/RqcTXpE6FS

[@reeboi5314]

@@simpburs pls continue dat im excited

[@kailiklotz4713]

HawYee - I love it 👌😏🤔

[@slowlyinsane24]

Good job love it

[@Carpe_]

That was.....beautiful

[@mintchip5763]

When he said “ Hey Google, why aren’t you working?” My google responded with “ I’m still learning”.

[@jlminecraft6133]

MintChip u mean why not shy

[@mintchip5763]

Oh, thanks I didn’t notice the mistake I made, Thanks for pointing it out

[@jlminecraft6133]

MintChip no problem :)

[@RedK5]

MintChip wonder how long would that take

[@mintchip5763]

@RedK5 Apparently an entire eon.

[@DatGamer56]

5:05 “calories? 0 miles. Ya know, there should be a subreddit called r/giofilmsgore

[@vidzak99]

Or it should be called r/nocontextgio

[@xxqueenxiexx1314]

I saw it said "gore" and I was like umm??

[@meta04]

6:40 the pattern is "password must contain only letters, numbers, and _#@%*- (because SQL injection), and must have at least one capital letter, at least one small letter, and at least one number". everyone loves those things, right?

[@IDFKLMAO]

I noticed that and was like "0 miles, but its calories?"

[@veritlate815]

Calories? 0 Miles. Hotel? Trivago.

[@Stereo6400]

teacher: did you do your homework last night? Me: yes... My brain last night: TIM ALLEN

[@magdachlebicka3895]

UUUUAAAAAOOOOGH!

[@theratman6718]

100th liek

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

TIM ALLEN AHHHHHH

[@theairtimeenthusiast]

AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH 😩 😫

[@raniacat9742]

This reply section is so cursed

[@ouiwii313]

Post: you burned 0 calories. Gio: YOU BURNED 0 MILES

[@peanutcruncher1349]

r/humanmalfunction doesn't exist? l e t s m a k e o n e

[@b.b.b.b.b.b.b]

My dOg iS cAllEd 0 MILES. iT tAsTeD gOOd

[@sonicsupersam7793]

Guys we would be so happy if this popped up on the Argentinian governments smart watch

[@thesuperpotato6501]

Hi! Bye. TaSeTssS VvEeeEerrRrY gGooOODed

[@FatCat0403]

You burned down your house

[@Cheesypotatogremlin]

" I'm excited for the fanfiction..." Well, I can grant that request for fanfiction...

[@cadenceschnupp231]

Same here

[@jennifercomer1293]

No....... just no.....

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

no results on google for "GioFilms x Tim Allen". I'm Dissapointed.

[@failedfandom5938]

You made me Google it just now

[@aejaculatingfutahorse6058]

give it a day.

[@day4131]

FUUUUUUUUUUU I'mma make some art and post it on Google brb

[@releasemefromthisheck9954]

I know Im sad now 😭😭😭😭😭

[@somekestral7912]

*no results yet

[@iadoregyu8625]

Me in an exam: *tries focusing* My brain:nah *tIm aLlen aGh

[@kieyvsquared6817]

I want a Tim Allen x Giofilms fanfic. Then we'll make Gio read it. I have another idea... A REMIX.

[@simpburs]

*_YEETS ONTO WATTPAD_*

[@ahlehcks3968]

5:05 listen

[@stevanthewise7240]

I was drinking water when I read this.... Well I gotta get a mop now...

[@Dandyworld]

OwO 6:26

[@plant5875]

CyberBunny Studios yes pleaseee

[@c0rvus__842]

Gio: *moans to Tim Allen* Fanfic artist: Allow us to introduce our selves.

[@the_princier7169]

*us*

[@imthesenate2424]

It’s us not is

[@latrellllana6393]

r/ihadastroke

[@rippleyvssludge]

Us*

[@mistermurm]

r/therewasanatempt

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

*watches intro* We have corrupted him.

[@SignusENV]

Yes Finnaly MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHASAHSAHDHASGFSHDFGkasueghzdfA vbyagkuzd,vxhBkcdjmbxilsdfhlkdsahfj

[@narwhalbunz6]

My parents walked in on hearing that 😂

[@WingMaster562]

I thought i misclicked into a Fitz video. . As if fitz owned the Wii Store XD

[@seasuper3402]

3:35 guess it is a computer virus amirite (end my suffering)

[@Rae-uv2ov]

5:50 Yeetus Deletus of the Fetus,(Child Deleted, total $8.48) Abortion Compleetus.

[@diamondguycarlosortega4075]

5:48 when i miss click and instead of deleting an app i delete my child

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

Abortion rate falls to 0% due to this new solution

[@arcticmonkeysEEEEE]

you can’t delete your child

[@diamondguycarlosortega4075]

Freya The Kitty r/wooosh

[@mr.walter6973]

@@arcticmonkeysEEEEE but I can.

[@LouBren77]

@@arcticmonkeysEEEEE Kill it so it can be deleted. Also.. r/wooosh

[@bradrudy3449]

5:08 he was obviously moving faster than the speed of light, so it was probably time travel.

[@PieGrip]

He travelled from 2019 to 1995

[@novadoot]

“hey google, why are you broken?” *my fire alarm goes off*

[@novadoot]

RevolutionaryGhost yes..

[@novadoot]

RevolutionaryGhost It seems you haven’t seen the whole video...

[@novadoot]

RevolutionaryGhost .

[@exuberantAndroid]

Because of how burning that roast

[@keatonpgaming4398]

Uh oh

[@cammy1424]

When he said “Hey Google why are you broken?” My Google was at full volume and said “SORRY I CANT HELP WITH THAT YET” IT SCARED ME SO MUCH XD

[@cristinamonte4510]

LOL *W H E E Z E*

[@movedaccount2596]

3:35 sometimes when i want to open a file and i get asked what software to open it with, Plague Inc is one of the first ones to be reccomended.

[@certifiedmonsterfucker]

why did you started this

[@movedaccount2596]

@@certifiedmonsterfucker yes

[@Magillt-1]

this is actually json (this has happened on my ipad)

[@budgieanimation7141]

So that’s how COVID was made

[@mr.commentboi3707]

“Task failed successfully” Well talk about irony

[@CosImUpRn]

Mr. Comment Boi lol yep

[@magix2412]

1:19 when ever I dont have to talk to annoying friends

[@TacticalCato]

Lel

[@magix2412]

Senpai noticed me

[@narwhalbunz6]

0:32

[@VonSnigel]

8:56 when someone tutches you during nnn

[@spaghetie]

what? friends? what's a friend?

[@memegumin]

5:05 Calories: *_0 M I L E S_* Now its human Gore! Wait.no

[@kaitaylor1980]

Wait.no?

[@kaitaylor1980]

That's an actual website

[@memegumin]

@@kaitaylor1980 uhh that also a human Gore... I should call it something else

[@kaitaylor1980]

@@memegumin organi- no living thing gore

[@Abi-hi9dt]

Giogore

[@samg2727]

Nobody: Me: Tim alLEN AAAhggHH Register; child_deleted_

[@moelester7527]

I think he knew it was connected to that and didn't want to say anything.

[@Abi-hi9dt]

Calories 0 miles? What do you mean

[@bubbachubs8224]

I was gonna comment that too, but u did it for me. Thanks

[@tipico71]

just commented that lmaooo

[@maxstavrakis55]

no

[@Abi-hi9dt]

This is my first comment that got more likes than 10 thank you all

[@crimsonzenith1579]

yes

[@darkicedmlfan6300]

Open file with 1: Nova launcher 2: Es note editor 3: *_PLAUGE INC_*

[@c1rcu5fr3ak8]

I love Plague Inc.

[@ninesyr5803]

Yep. That happened to me Open file with: -Galery OR -Plague inc (wich loads the file as a custom map)

[@Twinterfang]

@@grenks6387 When i download sth plague lnc is an Option every time. But it doesn't work.

[@amyychu3157]

Pick a language: German or German Well i pick the *or*

[@backpeste3095]

Amyychu :3 you defeated me cause I‘m German

[@amyychu3157]

@@backpeste3095 Bin ich auch xD

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

70th like

[@chillerhasen]

UNACCEPTEBIL AHHHH *German scream*

[@nata63514]

@@amyychu3157 hallo ich bin auch deutsch

[@jadaanderson7545]

No one: Giofilms: Calories - 0 miles

[@penguindude.7301]

@Nugget yt you *saw* that?!!!

[@dylanmerleking2651]

Wait, you travel a mile to burn 1 mile calories? This is not a typo.

[@yitingwang5742]

I noticed this

[@phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918]

To be fair plague inc is lit

[@SignusENV]

the reason it was there is cause you can upload scenarios downloaded from the web to plague inc, that particular file was on of the 4 which can be uploaded (if this was a joke pls dont whoosh me)

[@Dogaojuiz]

@@SignusENV /r/whooosh

[@legendarytat8278]

@@SignusENV No

[@jellybeanjilly6873]

@@Dogaojuiz r/lostredditors

[@bremcurt9514]

@@SignusENV Ah nice

[@scrunklypasta]

Child Deleted Total 8.48

[@virtue1993]

DAMN IT KAREN

[@joexali235]

Hmmm abortion is kinda cheap

[@meloshi2597]

That's a bargain

[@MyMxlodiii]

Mad lad

[@sage_ever_green1793]

What a rip off.

[@pastel8040]

50% of comments: thinking about 3:03 of last softwaregore 49% of comments: calories= 0 miles 1% of comments: anything else it seems like

[@cloves2072]

85% thinking about *TIM ALLEN*

[@Xnix_]

I just got recommended this and now im crying because of the memories

[@sh1ftyy]

1:30 *-300 Billion-*

[@wafflestudios3006]

O

[@saladbread8127]

oh

[@mentalmayhem8591]

who cares

[@williennelson3882]

He did it purpaselly...?

[@iimuxnu]

Oh yeah yeah

[@favianfranco9511]

5:05 calories 0 miles?

[@FilmsGio]

im an idiot

[@bradygiles4059]

Lol

[@fimpchus5263]

i eat distance

[@bogdan8111]

@GioFilms you messed up at 1:29 also... "300 million dollars"

[@szilagyigabor469]

Was gonna point it out

[@argusnightstalker6436]

0:55 photos taken before death

[@Melonnoobshorts1234]

Where?

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

Dammit I saw it...

[@bhumikasalhotra5081]

OH GOD-

[@bhumikasalhotra5081]

of course i see it 😂

[@violet_silly9929]

Explain

[@jahannalamborghini4985]

Gio: **moans to Tim Allen and says uwu** Me: **draws fanart**

[@chocolategranolabar7811]

y e s s s h

[@exuberantAndroid]

Send gio a link of it on his social media

[@ScoutTF2Gaming]

R/OwO

[@DZTWoo]

OwO

[@RamiCrafy]

_s t o p_

[@AnthroFaceH_Xx]

6:28 means: A person who suffers from sexual misconduct may be vulnerable to being diagnosed with cancer. Trust me, I am from andromeda galaxy

[@Triikouu]

Owo uwu owo means human trafficking

[@Lumanova]

Oh yeah? *Ignites Lightsaber* Well I'm from a galaxy far far away!

[@matthew3p]

UwU OwO means rent a person

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

It only includes a vinerability for the diagnosis, not the actual sickness

[@yyeest]

so tru

[@vincentrodriguez4170]

Once I was playing subway surfers and there was an error message that said "you may lose your high score if you don't save last saved: 736730 days ago. I got the game two weeks ago.

[@atroxxious]

i was playing roblox and then a message saying "Roblox does not respond" And the options were "#@&" "Notify" "Accept" and all messed up

[@glitchddlc_yt2426]

I can’t wait to read GioFilms x Tim Allen fan fiction.

[@shu9837]

Glitch DDLC_YT mmm yes

[@aesthetictea5875]

HOSUH

[@flameongamer452]

its real on wattpad

[@azsunaa]

Seth Bleh YESSS

[@simpburs]

@@flameongamer452 theres nothing on wattpad to do with gio except from my arttober book and a gio x fem!oc book :')))

[@jamescork3899]

When he said "google, why are you broken" mine replied with "I'm sorry to here that"

[@KuroZe1]

I swear some of these should called r/SoftwareWoosh

[@donglong8688]

...They're software errors, not jokes. Machines don't know how to make jokes. r/facepalm

[@mylittleponychildcare1774]

@@donglong8688 r/woooosh

[@donglong8688]

@@mylittleponychildcare1774 And he didn't even make a joke. Another r/facepalm.

[@nil8659]

r/shutup!

[@m00nstargachazz2]

@@nil8659 thats not a subreddit, r/facepalm.

[@krabbypatty6095]

8:09 google forgot that the dog called Beethoven existed

[@venuznova]

Why is the internet soooo dumb??? Like please fix it!!!

[@shlock6911]

The one from the movie?

[@krabbypatty6095]

water sandwich yes

[@iceeyfoxx2324]

"I'm excited for the fanfictions" got me by such surprise I got my drink up my nose

[@hypershock408]

Disclaimer for Fanfic writers: Gio is 15, Tim Allen is 67.

[@bottomtempo]

I just asked Google for the first letter in the alphabet. I got T

[@baldkiwi444]

T-Series

[@baldkiwi444]

@Volgen Productions i know, i was joking

[@rubiksmaster301]

I got K

[@omurice1130]

t pose

[@lucien8154]

they aren't wrong, the first letter in (T)he alphabet is T

[@blitzatom]

we need a ringtone for that Tim Allen moan

[@kelkinn]

you get a call and it's just "Tim Allen, Ahh~"

[@mentalmayhem8591]

i’m working on it

[@elirchi9214]

@@mentalmayhem8591 you better be

[@pokemongamer7030]

*Yes*

[@ninja-wd2bt]

@@mentalmayhem8591 link pls

[@InquisitorBot]

How to make software gore: Right click ads select properties and change everything

[@KingJellyfishII]

*Ctrl-shift-i* Select console type setTimeout(function() { alert("no"); }, 5000); Quickly press enter then close the console. 5 seconds later... *en.wikipedia.com** says:* no

[@jumpychips]

Or you could use inspect...

[@moved1885]

Woah realy?!

[@TheAdriyaman]

@@KingJellyfishII that is not how the time out function is spelled. It is setTimeout (lower case 'o')

[@KingJellyfishII]

@@TheAdriyaman Damn it. lol

[@TrainfanFallaver]

KZbin: what apps have you heard of? KZbin or others Me:... duh youtube

[@robbie5899]

r/softwaregore

[@badhairlife6713]

4:14 surfer dude from spongbob floating to heaven after drowning

[@Sod1ePop]

1:09 what gio did: *say calmly incredibles 2* what gio should've done: Incredibles 2, Incredibles 2, incredibles 2, *weird moan*

[@jeanniecressey4423]

you shucking son of a witch you need to be hired to make geo's script

[@slurpiegames]

*AUuUuUUuUUuUuUGgGhhH*

[@mcsidetoast1402]

Stonp.

[@jongyuemei]

*N Y Y U U U H H H H*

[@crash_bot]

no

[@BanditFoxx]

5:07 *TRAVELS 137,520,775 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT*

[@royalblanket]

Must have been riding in Joe Chins car

[@KRazas]

5:06 Calories 0 *MILES*

[@woopinah1074]

I AM SPEED

[@whybich5056]

FURRY!!!!!!!

[@BanditFoxx]

Hollow Boi | Yes, cheer! *FURRY!!!* :3

[@StephCurryMcFlurry96]

5:17 That happened to me when my HP fell off the stairs and met its demise!

[@sage_ever_green1793]

5:48 What a rip off, I ain’t paying 8.48 for a frickin deleted child!! *Looks at my annoying little sis* I changed my mind.

[@danboekenoogen4957]

Galaxy Flower oh no

[@sage_ever_green1793]

Lol I was just joking btw

[@life_is_strange5676]

You can do it for free! All you need is a gun :)

[@SDraws-kh2dc]

Life_is_strange 567 omfg

[@KineticManiac]

@@life_is_strange5676 Guns are free?

[@luctranchemontagne5341]

5:00 that 92 million times faster then the speed of light

[@PieGrip]

Yup, he is a supersonic runner, the fastest man alive

[@icommentedthereforeihaveth79]

Dwi Susanta more like the fastest thing to exist

[@asemi-decentgamer510]

It also said that that speed was average

[@galacticlaser4461]

Dwi Susanta no officer earl can walk that speed EASILY

[@clumsybabyoverlord]

5:08*

[@terka1588]

5:50. Don't worry. I had an error with "child killed"

[@MikeyMandFluffyMainProductions]

5:47 Uhhmm.. uhhhhhh aaaahhhhhhhhh WhaTT??

[@MoonLightOfficialOwO]

My mom: Why are you laughing? Me: Its nothing.... My headphones: *TiM aLlEn*

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

I read that as Tim Alien

[@LoLingVo]

UuGhH

[@unclecreepy9202]

Which image best fits the word sandal? The politician, because he “flip-flops”.

[@daisy-ur7en]

ba-dum-tisssssssss

[@fificomiclover7076]

*dabs*

[@smopuim]

itd actually The kids because la chancla when they misbehave

[@squishy1706]

Or children, cause they are always under my feet.

[@no_4259]

Uncle Creepy Bernie Sandal?

[@enzoli23]

6:37 programmers be like "there's nothing wrong with it, just a regex"

[@turkeyboy5543]

Yeah, I've had a few epic fails when attempting to use regex with Python 3... This guy probably left out a quotation mark somewhere lol.

[@ccaagg]

Gotta say though, it's a great way of making sure you only get people who at least have some knowledge of programming on your site.

[@GrepidYT]

5:05 Calories: 0 miles. I think Gio had a software gore moment 😂

[@nutella_wewerehere]

[Gioistotallynotarobotweswear]

[@plant5875]

North Wynd33 wow

[@rashimirfieros43]

4:14 That’s more of an r/ihadastroke if anything

[@everythingisfruity]

r/ihadasoftwaregore

[@aizennickoadante5572]

Sodftwaree have a trroke

[@MyDayAstonTheMuppetsFan]

r/wooooooooosj

[@moelester7527]

@@everythingisfruity or r/ihadasoftwarestroke

[@Terratetradon]

Also softwaregore

[@lunablackmoon2383]

Cant not EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@potatosackkk3435]

@Victora Octo yes please

[@chrismash9588]

He wants to eat he just never ended! :P

[@kaexewires7531]

*_E_*

[@cplays4342]

*_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_* *_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_* *_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_* *_EEEEEE_* *_EEEEEE_* *_EEEEEE_* *_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_* *_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_* *_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_* *_EEEEEE_* *_EEEEEE_* *_EEEEEE_* *_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_* *_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_* *_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*

[@nil8659]

Cccc nnn EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@foxygacha7212]

8:56 ..... Dammit, I was in the middle of skipping water and now the table needs to be dried

[@Poisonivyyzz]

Bro that doesn't even sound like Gio ;+;

[@noideawhoiam3855]

8:57

[@hypnagogue]

the translation of 6:26 is A" person who suffers from sexual misconduct may be vulnerable to being diagnosed with cancer"

[@bfhan4959]

SOTP RARTED

[@thehappygamer2495]

@@watersealed i will sell you dog residues for 1g

[@thehappygamer2495]

*you picked the wrong house fool* - big smoke

[@watersealed]

@@thehappygamer2495 how dare you

[@thehappygamer2495]

@@watersealed fine 0g

[@OBGuy]

7:58 Those y's are pronounced "oof"!

[@witherdmichael6725]

Whooooosh

[@mr.walter6973]

@@witherdmichael6725 do u even know what r/wooosh is?

[@witherdmichael6725]

YES. Except that one was on me.

[@maniquems]

oh no he is getting the y virus

[@aizennickoadante5572]

oofoofoofoofoofoofoofoofoofoofoof

[@jeanjacques9323]

4:14 imagine dropping something and it make that noise

[@Kartoffelkamm]

But what kind of object would produce such a sound, and what surface would it have to hit for such a sound to occur?

[@b4bybl0e]

My dignity and life sounded like that

[@ChickenCharm]

@@b4bybl0e I love your username

[@b4bybl0e]

@@ChickenCharm Thanks I guess lol

[@burnerBreakdown]

Hidden Shadow I’ll drop my life in a hole and that will happen

[@quibop]

GioFilms x Tim Allen is my new otp

[@kelkinn]

I ship it

[@graaaah9080]

tbh gio's moan is really hot

[@gil5885]

Dubi the Unicorn ikr it makes me feel guilty

[@graaaah9080]

@@gil5885 yeh

[@biggchonk1905]

Y'ALL NEED JESUS

[@badzombies2003]

"Can not EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" I just lost it.

[@goldenwillow3002]

That's just me in the morning

[@cchiken]

i spent the next 14 minutes and 36 seconds choking to death

[@kagechu2005BISVG]

EEEEEE E EEE E EEEEEE

[@catsloane4182]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@queent974]

0:10 was my reaction to what he said afterwards

[@FlakFerret]

4:14 had me dying. I did not expect the background echo effect at all and thought there might have been somebody in the room. I then learned it was the video, processed the sound as funny, laughed as the screen scrolled and fell out of my chair.

[@LGLP]

Wellp, how does it feel to see this scene after two years again?

[@FlakFerret]

@@LGLP It's been two years and I've used this soundbite a few times.

[@LGLP]

@@FlakFerret but does it still make you laugh?

[@vicentealvarado486]

5:05 "Calories, 0 miles " ~GioFilms

[@Omega14343]

@BfbKid36 Is Not Gay He is Straight r/ihadastroke

[@thevioletwild]

@BfbKid36 Is Not Gay He is Straight r/foundthemobileuser

[@latrellllana6393]

y/THISISNOTREDDIT

[@TobbsGaming]

Biking active time: 0s move minutes: 1 heart points: 0 distance: 0 miles calories: 0 Speed: *92 Quadrillion*

[@System64MC]

Well, I mean, at that speed the dude's heart probably isn't working any more, so I guess 0 heart points is accurate

[@arcticmonkeysEEEEE]

Tobbs Gaming it’s impossible to go speed 92 quadrillion

[@System64MC]

@@arcticmonkeysEEEEE No, it's definitely possible, just stretch, warp and break physics and there you have it

[@TobbsGaming]

@@arcticmonkeysEEEEE you are on a r/softwaregore video so what is your point?

[@warpey5632]

@@arcticmonkeysEEEEE That only applies for matter and energy. Space itself can go faster than light. Carrying matter and energy with it. That's how the Universe is expanding. So if you could get space to carry you as it expands that fast it could speed you faster than light.

[@micheal1208]

“Hey google, why you broken!?” My google right beside me. “Hm, I don’t know.” AMAZING.

[@Robotron56]

5:47 FETUS DELETUS

[@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar]

Baby: OOF

[@filthypeasant6429]

Dont ever talk to my family or me again.

[@juanpablocuellarsegura4796]

*YEETUS FETUS DELETUS**

[@juanpablocuellarsegura4796]

BURRITOS DORITOS MY WIFE SHE TOOK THE KIDDOS!

[@mnnwdr]

$8.48 sir.. cash or credit?

[@carleebarton977]

1:43 my last brain cell during a test

[@theanimelover577]

TIM ALLEN *Moans* Me: Uh....are you ok....? *Backs away slowly*

[@mothwiingz]

2:07 Replay button for angry GioFilms. Costs one like Have a nice day

[@cr0wn_3713]

;-;

[@saltywater7999]

Too late.

[@stankytanky69]

Thanks

[@dreamnotfoundshipper9203]

@Juliana Jornacion tanks

[@bendy6104]

3:06 HOW DARE THEY RENAME MY GAME

[@tortillachips0]

Im sorry baldy

[@-m-i-n-u-s-]

@@tortillachips0 its not baldi and the ink machine Or bendys basics It's baldis basics And bendy and the Ink machine

[@-m-i-n-u-s-]

R.I.P BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE

[@iyimontageziyi9079]

r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@moved.8815]

srry

[@alextranter351]

1:30 thats 300 billion dollars not 300 million dollars The exact amount in taxes is 300 billion, 9 million, 332 thousand, 599 dollars. Btw I'm english.

[@spag1293]

@Some Random Conservative lol

[@arantzap]

@Tom Slak Maybe they did... But don't comment about it because it's annoying

[@mentalmayhem8591]

honestly we don’t come here for math we come here to get away from math

[@FireDramine7]

weird flex but okay

[@FireDramine7]

@@arantzap it's like the people who wanna show how intelligent they are by telling others. What was it again? r/iamverysmart ? intelligent meaning socially so awkward to the point where they need to flex their superiority on the internet with strangers because their real life is absolutely pathetic, lacking every sense of intelligence. I am not English btw

[@BloxxingDinosaurus]

Softwaregore actually disturbs me. When I was a little younger, I was always afraid of Windows errors because they scared me so hard. Now I still am...

[@MarloTheBlueberry]

why tho

[@laetitiafouille9144]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Not a single soul: Not even me: Not even you: Not even my mom: Not even my dad: Not even my brother: Not even my sister: Not even my aunt: Not even my uncle: Not even my grandma: Not even my grandpa: Not even my cousin: Not even my dog: Not even my cat: Not even my teacher: Not even the monster under my bed: Not even my sleep paralysis demons: Not even Mario: Not even Luigi: Not even Wario: Not even Waluigi: Not even Doctor Mario: Not even Princess Peach: Not even Princess Daisy: Not even Rosalina: Not even Yoshi: Not even Donkey Kong: Not even Diddy Kong: Not even King K. Rool: Not even Bowser: Not even Bowser Jr: Not even Larry Koopa: Not even Roy Koopa: Not even Lemmy Koopa: Not even Wendy Koopa: Not even Iggy Koopa: Not even Morton Koopa: Not even Ludwig von Koopa: Not even Piranha Plant: Not even Link: Not even Zelda: Not even Sheik: Not even Impa: Not even Ganondorf: Not even Ganon: Not even Calamity Ganon: Not even Samus: Not even Ridley: Not even Kirby: Not even Meta Knight: Not even King Dedede: Not even Fox McCloud: Not even Falco Lombardi: Not even Wolf O’Donnell: Not even Ash Ketchum: Not even Gary Oak: Not even Misty: Not even Brock: Not even Red: Not even Leaf: Not even Blue: Not even Gold: Not even Kris: Not even Brendan: Not even May: Not even Lucas: Not even Dawn: Not even Hilbert: Not even Hilda: Not even Professor Oak: Not even Pichu: Not even Pikachu: Not even Raichu: Not even Jigglypuff: Not even Bulbasaur: Not even Ivysaur: Not even Venusaur: Not even Charmander: Not even Charmeleon: Not even Charizard: Not even Squirtle: Not even Wartortle: Not even Blastoise: Not even Eevee: Not even Mewtwo: Not even Mew: Not even Lucario: Not even Greninja: Not even Incineroar: Not even Ness: Not even Lucas: Not even Marth: Not even Lucina: Not even Ike: Not even Roy: Not even Chrom: Not even Robin: Not even Corrin: Not even Byleth: Not even Pit: Not even Palutena: Not even Sonic the Hedgehog: Not even Knuckles the Echidna: Not even Tails: Not even Amy Rose: Not even Dr. Eggman: Not even Shadow the Hedgehog: Not even Silver the Hedgehog: Not even Tom Nook: Not even Isabelle: Not even Blathers: Not even the Able Sisters: Not even Shulk: Not even Reyn: Not even Fiora: Not even Dunban: Not even Captain Falcon: Not even Mr. Game and Watch: Not even Ice Climbers: Not even Solid Snake: Not even Mega Man: Not even Geralt of Rivia: Not even Naruto: Not even Sasuke: Not even Goku: Not even Vegeta: Not even Izuku Midoriya: Not even All Might: Not even Spongebob: Not even Patrick: Not even Squidward: Not even Gary: Not even Mr. Krabs: Not even Sandy: Not even Plankton: Not even Pearl: Not even Mrs. Puff: Not even the Flying Dutchman Not even Squilliam: Not even Larry the Lobster: Not even Karen: Not even Shrek: Not even Donkey: Not even Fiona: Not even Lord Farquaad: Not even Puss in Boots: Not even the Gingerbread Man: Not even Snow White: Not even Cinderella: Not even Ariel: Not even Prince Eric: Not even Sebastian: Not even Ursula: Not even Belle: Not even the Beast: Not even Gaston: Not even Aladdin: Not even Jasmine: Not even Genie: Not even the Magic Carpet: Not even Jafar: Not even Simba: Not even Nala: Not even Mufasa: Not even Scar: Not even Hercules: Not even Mulan: Not even Li Shang: Not even Mushu: Not even Tarzan: Not even Jane: Not even Rapunzel: Not even Flynn Rider: Not even Mother Gothel: Not even Judy Hopps: Not even Nick Wilde: Not even Elsa: Not even Anna: Not even Kristoff: Not even Olaf: Not even Moana: Not even Maui: Not even James P. Sullivan: Not even Mike Wazowski: Not even Nemo: Not even Marlin: Not even Dory: Not even Harry Potter: Not even Ron Weasley: Not even Hermione Granger: Not even Neville Longbottom: Not even Draco Malfoy: Not even Dumbledore: Not even Severus Snape: Not even Voldemort: Not even Batman: Not even Superman: Not even Wonder Woman: Not even the Flash: Not even Aquaman: Not even Shazam: Not even the Joker: Not even Iron Man: Not even Captain America: Not even Thor: Not even Hulk: Not even Black Widow: Not even Hawkeye: Not even Loki: Not even Peter Quill: Not even Drax: Not even Groot: Not even Rocket: Not even Gamora: Not even Nebula: Not even Scarlet Witch: Not even Spider-man: Not even Black Panther: Not even Doctor Strange: Not even Captain Marvel: Not even Nick Fury: Not even Thanos: Not even Anakin Skywalker: Not even Qui Gon Jinn: Not even Obi-Wan Kenobi: Not even Jar Jar Binks: Not even Padmé Amidala: Not even C3PO: Not even R2D2: Not even Darth Maul: Not even Mace Windu: Not even Yoda: Not even Jango Fett: Not even Count Dooku: Not even Ahsoka Tano: Not even General Grievous: Not even Luke Skywalker: Not even Han Solo: Not even Leia Organa: Not even Chewbacca: Not even Lando Calrissian: Not even Boba Fett: Not even Darth Vader: Not even Emperor Palpatine: Not even Baby Yoda: Not even Big Chungus: Not even Peppa Pig: Not even Ice Age Baby: Not even Robbie Rotten: Not even Pepe the Frog: Not even Doge: Not even Pewdiepie: Not even Jake Paul: Not even Logan Paul: Not even James Charles: Not even Belle Delphine: Not even Trisha Paytas: Not even Jeffree Star: Not even Shane Dawson: Not even BTS: Not even Blackpink: Not even Big Bang: Not even EXO: Not even Red Velvet: Not even NCT: Not even Girls’ Generation: Not even Super Junior: Not even Twice: Not even Got7: Not even Day6: Not even Stray Kids: Not even ITZY: Not even SEVENTEEN: Not even LOONA: Not even IZ*ONE Not even Freddie Mercury: Not even Mick Jagger: Not even Beyoncé: Not even Jay-Z: Not even Kanye West: Not even Kim Kardashian: Not even North West: Not even Kylie Jenner: Not even Kris Jenner: Not even Caitlyn Jenner: Not even Taylor Swift: Not even Ariana Grande: Not even Halsey: Not even Lana del Rey: Not even Nicki Minaj: Not even Cardi B: Not even Eminem: Not even Drake: Not even Lil Pump: Not even 6ix9ine: Not even Keanu Reeves: Not even Elon Musk: Not even Greta Thunberg: Not even George Washington: Not even Thomas Jefferson: Not even Obama: Not even Trump: Not even Hillary Clinton: Not even Bernie Sanders: Not even Joe Biden: Not even the queen of England: Not even Boris Johnson: Not even Justin Trudeau: Not even Angela Merkel: Not even Vladimir Putin: Not even Kim Jong-un: Not even Moon Jae-in: Not even Shinzo Abe: Not even Xi Jinping: Not even furries: Not even boomers: Not even Karens: Not even millennials: Not even zoomers: Not even aliens: Not even Satan: Not even Zeus: Not even Poseidon: Not even Hades: Not even Muhammad: Not even Allah: Not even Buddha: Not even the Dalai Lama: Not even Pope Francis: Not even Moses: Not even the Virgin Mary: Not even Joseph: Not even the 12 Apostles: Not even Jesus Christ: Not even God Himself:

[@stankytanky69]

This has got to be copy and paste.

[@laetitiafouille9144]

@@stankytanky69 . So you think that EVERYTHING is c&p? >:( understand it took me long :/

[@Equinquinox]

This deserves more love...

[@OneDotLeader]

You managed to cram LOONA, Xi Jinping and Shulk into a single comment. This is underrated ngl *clap emoji*

[@Sky-zo1kp]

*I have a few questions*

[@Deadbushia]

tim allen.. *OOOOAAAAHHH*

[@simpburs]

*TIM ALLEN* *I N S E R T M O A N*

[@OfficiallyToasted]

3:37 When I have a test in school

[@shmoleboii6350]

Gio: do I have does say this Gio: oh god Gio: owo Fan girls: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[@4lexv27]

Cosmic Bendy96 more like yaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssss why did I do this 🤮🔫

[@starmerka2069]

UwU

[@midnight9251]

Uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

[@unmatchedatcplayer8010]

@@starmerka2069 hecc no, furries r bad bc of some weird furry child predator

[@brooklyndapotato5930]

CricketChirp s BRUH NOT ALL FURRIES ARE BAD🤦‍♀️

[@theunowhoknocks]

The thumbnail: Oh, that's me, Seeing my Happy Meal.

[@Greg-qz8dq]

3:03 So spyros confirmed for smash ultamite

[@RabXML]

ultimate*

[@brotschander]

6:17 KAREN SUN TOOK THE SOLAR SYSTEM KIDS!

[@axelfriberger2119]

I’m a simple man. I see a thumbnail from my country, I click the video.

[@OOOY]

Sweden?

[@Spammard]

Ok...?

[@johnzhu4824]

1:57

[@Garydareaus]

When he said hey google why are you broken my ipads sound was all the way up and my google chromecast responded 😂😂

[@TerrionProjects]

Everyone praise our new god Tim Allen

[@YoDay]

I can't stop laughing 5:51

[@norvoan3783]

you can.

[@YoDay]

@@norvoan3783 I did !

[@quinntaylor1170]

Feetus deletus

[@mindaugaslaurinaitis1244]

Yes doc, can I return him

[@ccherniske7282]

-Yeetus-Yeetus-Child-Deletus-

[@YummyChiliDogs]

*can not EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* but i wanted to EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@0live_tree]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@lolidk6674]

*EEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@abbacahdabba]

Cannot diEEEEEEE *rEEEEEEeEe* *scrEEEEEEEeEe*

[@Aspen72]

Me too dude

[@200subzwithoutanyvideos6]

No No No No No No

[@Sonikkuzz]

You just got a new subscriber because of your use of images. And editing.

[@rushknight059]

I was eating some Froot Loops and this video made me choke Thx👌

[@arc3842]

I searched up famous dogs and i got Albert Einstein. lol

[@frostybread2731]

Dumb Google got the wrong Einstein, lol.

[@indonesianman-22]

I try uwu and owo same in this video and it said mortgage Loan business taxpayer loan securities tax credits securities and i try search Lego city but i got monkey jumping on the bed

[@Kelvorax]

8:53 I think Gio loves Tim Allen a bit too much... >~>

[@simpburs]

he just *_kinda_* went over the line and moaned in a video >~>

[@Kelvorax]

@@simpburs Indeed he did..

[@mattjw16]

6:43 They probably want you to enter ”0019”.

[@renakunisaki]

19.0

[@Garfield777]

*T I M A L L E N O O F*

[@potatopan6478]

3:20 (black panther) we don’t do that here.

[@fclimer794]

THIS MADE MY PHONE ACTUALLY GO TO GOOGLE ASSISTANT 2:52

[@mariannmariann2052]

Can't wait for the same thing with Cortana

[@allstargamergirl232]

Same here

[@ZhadTheRad]

Didn't happen to me. (I can only activate it by voice on the home screen)

[@jamieoneill2000]

Hahaha my google home went off

[@User-g6997]

This is seriously what I watch when I'm bored

[@mypeeisblue]

5:22 Message from webpage. Lenovo.

[@scrunklypasta]

XD

[@kelkinn]

speech 100

[@kenexeofficial]

R/iwanttobuyalenovo

[@user-rn5dg7gh7p]

My phone is a lenovo ;((

[@mypeeisblue]

Oh, thanks for 29 likes everyone

[@flpubliclanddoghunter4719]

This just helps my case that all people should wear tin foil hats, look at how technology is getting smarter than us EDIT: holy heck, this is the most likes I've ever gotten

[@TT-fv5ro]

Oof

[@TheDigi321]

I hope you get at least 500 likes :)

[@Sick_Weeb]

heck is a combination of hell and fuck so LANGUAGE

[@Sick_Weeb]

@@danielparedes9289 oh yeah we can't forget shucks a combination of shit and fuck

[@Syzygizing]

Yesss

[@pythox2886]

GioFilms you made my google home turn on!

[@haydnwhitechurch4809]

Oops. Ok google,rickroll Rickroll does exist, would you like to

[@Craze_1209]

6 3 6

[@bruh.____.]

@@haydnwhitechurch4809 f---

[@akitsm]

5:48 So, in some coding languages there is such things as parent and child. I think what happened was the *coding* child was deleted, so it displayed that message.

[@DrJuan-gu4ms]

Oooo000oooo

[@overduechain918yt3]

Same what i was thinking